/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

DON'T DO IT
STOP
JUST DON'T

Ike x Luca

Enna’s cute feet!

STOP TALKING ABOUT PEROIDS

I love you femanons, even if you are nasty.

>>17325568
WTF

I LOVE LUCA!!!

You gross motherfuckers. Anyway, I always imagine Elira queefing so hard in my face when I jerk off

>>17325693

STOP BLOGPOSTING
PLEASE
I BEG YOU THIS IS NOT /TRASH/

Reading femanon posts in the last thread made me wonder why I followed female chuubas for so long until Luxium.

I just tuned in, why does Luca have 11k viewers?

GIVE ME THE ACTUAL MERCH, ANYCOLOR

I LOVE POMU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>17325775
Sex

SPEEEEN

I hate men so fucking much it's unreal

Do I let myself cum now or save it for later at my personal time to Luca's stream?

>>17325569
I have it on Switch but I have no desire to play it

Girls are really scary

I'm glad I was born a man.

>>17325665
Vox my love!!!! (and his son)

MYSTA LOVE!!!!
no stream tomorrow...

>the previous thread

I'm traumatized

I will love my nasty wife Reimu even of she has awful bean burrito periods

Let’s talk about cum in this thread!

pomu love!

>>17325780
I need Elira and Luca boob mousepads

I LOVE MY WIFE SELEN!

>>17325569
>thought Luca was a cool mafia guy
>is actually a slutty sweaty striper in need of rape correction
I trusted you luca

>>17325689
>>17325716
Stop talking about the time me and a couple other girls put tons of used pads in a random guy's locker because we were bored. Is that the stuff you want us to stop talking about?

Women are literally useless sacks of bodily waste

petra said she has 25% female audience.

>>17325716
I have a slightly botched circumcision so there's a little flap of skin connecting the head to the shaft and it's super thin so when my skin is dry (which it frequently is) and I jack off it tears like almost every time and it's usually not enough to bleed outright but if you touch it there's blood and once it got really bad and my dick actually bled a bit and a scab formed that glued that tiny flap of skin to my underwear and I had to take it off super carefully cause it hurt really bad.

Do we really have to share a thread with such disgusting women?

>>17325804
He's a bad father he barely talks about his son.

I am tearing up laughing from reading the femanon posts, bless you all

>>17325789
you can't fap twice?

I LOVE POMU!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>17325824
He had to earn his money somewhere. Being transported to another timeline is tough, anon

Can a chubby asian girl post her sexy tummy + boobs.
I'm getting tired of jerking off to that one fake picture.

Why would you do/let that happen to your own pets, wtf

>>17325789
fap materials lose their intensity on subsequent watches, just do it now

>>17325869
femdragoon...

slut

>>17325830
That's kind of fucked up

>>17325807
>image says doggy is coming
>post says no stream tomorrow
I'm getting mixed signals here, anon.

Pomu’s new outfit reveal is in 15~~ hours you’re not going to disappoint her and not show up are you anon?

the last thread went very hard
love from kazakhstan
i hate women so much it's unreal

>>17325830
Imagine the maggots it infested in those lockers..

>>17325851
Yes
funny that you post the guy who got stabbed with a fork in public by a menhera woman who was in love with him before he was a vtuber

>>17325824
he has a himbo body for a reason

>poke-key-man
>poke-kay-mon
>poke-kuh-mon
Selen, please pick one and stick with it.

femanons what's wrong with you guys

>>17325905
Holy fuck?? Did that actually happen?

>>17325837
Interesting. It's then Elira and Nina

>>17325894
I will definitely be there!

Words cannot express how much I want to get fucked by Vox. Every time I see the color red and black I get a painful erection. I want him to pound my tight ass all night and have gallons of cum dripping from my boypussy. Every morning I cum in my pants from dreaming about penetrating my cute anus. I literally cannot hold it any longer. I know the artist of every nsfw arts of him on twitter. Every time a new one is released, I come just from glancing at the cover. I want to suck his huge demon cock and swallow his yogurt-thick thick seed. I want to hear his erotic moans as we rub out cock and balls together while french-kissing. As I type this, I've already climaxed just from thinking about it.

But yeah, I'm not gay.

>>17325920
poke-key-man is the best

>>17325894
I'm going to be there

>>17325830
IMAGINE THE SMELL

>>17325893
he's always cumming in my heart!

>>17325842
This is the mist burger post ever.

>>17325929
is this Vox ritualpost new, Im stealing it

>>17325926
Yes he talked about it in his Tamaki (the trap dog not the niji cat) interview.

GOD PLEASE GIVE ME A MILLIE PARFAIT GF. A SMALL AND CUTE GIRL I'LL PROMISE I'LL TAKE CARE OF HER PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I DON'T WANNA DIE SINGLE IMMA INTRODUCE HER TO MY PARENTS ASAP PLEASE GOD GIVE ME A SMOL GF LIKE MILLIE PARFAIT AHHHHHHHHHH. I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE...SHE'S SO CUTE I NEED A CUTE GF PLEASE GOD JUST THIS ONCE I WON'T ASK FOR ANYMORE JUST THIS ONCE PLEASE PROVIDE ILL WORSHIP YOU EVERYDAY AND DO GOOD EVERYDAY JUST PLEASE GIVE ME MILLIE PARFAIT GF I WANNA HUG AND GIVE HER HEADPATS SO BAD SHE'S SO CUTE GOOD WHYYY AAAAAA HNNNNNNNNNGG PLEASE IMMA DIE IF I DON'T HAVE A MILLIE PARFAIT GF IN MY LIFE.

>>17325923
I'm gonna kill a bitch if they dare touch the pentomo femboys

Nina Love!

describe luca's stream in one word

Luca's chat is terrifying.

Kek, just noticed the white shirt is see through.

PETRA'S EXPOSED BRA ON STREAM RIGHT NOW

>>17325892
>>17325929
SEGGS

>>17325988
Sex

I membered to Luca during this stream and I'm not ashamed!

>>17325988

I love mentally ill women

I need Millie. I can't sugar-coat it anymore: I'm in a parasocial relationship. I can't listen to her cover of South Border's Rainbow without getting tears in my eyes. I'm unbearably alone, and yet I don't want to change my life. Like right now, I should go to sleep, but I'm still awake with some anxiety calling to me in this or that corner of my mind. Millie is so wonderful. She's a light on my life. Why can't I have what I desire? Tell me, why? Be honest. In this world, there are people who get what they want. Why can't I be one of them? Did I do something wrong? Are you going to say it's my fault? It's bad to be fixated, but why? Why are there things in this world that I'm not allowed to obtain? Am I worthless? Am I weak? I can let go of it all, but what difference does it make? Aren't you just saying I should spare myself the trouble? If I was given the capacity to suffer this much, shouldn't there be something that's worth the trouble?

I can't even die. I can't even sleep. I can't even forget. Because I don't want to escape. Because I won't submit. Because I, being blameless, would be wrong in humbling myself. Because there's no reason in this world why I shouldn't get what I want.

>>17325988
Slut

>>17325842
I am cringing so hard I might develop a hernia

>>17325988
POG

>>17325988
Pog.

Yesterday, this post was born to be reposted on every '/vt/ post threads'.

In the entire history of vtubers, there has never been a more horny than pic related. I was 18 years old when I went to watch Selen Tatsuki; and this image awoke something in my body. For some reason, my tiny penis became stiff, and I began peeing uncontrollably. A full bladders worth of piss soaking through my anime printed shorts, trickling down the gaming chair. My mom noticed the smell and berated me "Anon, you are pissing yourself" she tried to get me to clean my room, but I screamed and shouted to keep on watching the stream. I began spraying even more boy piss at her, and some on my walls. My dad came in to take me out of my room, I began pissing even harder furiously. "Nooooooooo I wanna see Selen" I'd scream between every blasts of my piss. Eventually, it took my dad, my mom, and our dog to remove me from my room, and forced me to change my soiled clothing.

>>17325804
How do you feel about him sticking his cock in his dogson's mouth.

>>17325987
Her capture card saved us from more pokemon. I'm paying my respects to her heroic hardware.

>>17325988
stamina

>>17325988
pog

>>17325988
Periods

>>17326011
POGGGGGGGG

Words cannot express how much I want to fuck Millie. Every time I see the colors orange and black I get a painful erection. I want to pound her tight pussy all night and have gallons of cum dripping from it. Every morning I cum in my pants from dreaming about penetrating her cute cunny. I literally cannot hold it any longer. I know the artist of every nsfw arts of her on twitter. Every time a new one is released, I cum just from glancing at the cover. I want her to suck my huge demon cock and swallow my yogurt-thick seed. I want to hear her erotic moans as I rub my cock on her cunt while French-kissing. As I type this, I've already climaxed just from thinking about it.

>11k
Holy shit

>>17325894
Does Holodex dual stream from Twitch and YouTube? My oshi is streaming then. I want to see Pomu but...

>>17325988
whore

>>17325988
Musky

LUCA AND I HAVE THE SAME FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR.. WE ARE

>>17326064
WHY DO YOU KEEP FORGETTING IT

>>17325988
Period

>>17326042
That's Marauder Shields of hardware.

Why is Petora being so lewd right now...

>>17326064
>he forgot to add the image

Petra is sexy.

>>17326042
The one time aging hardware did vtubers any good

Luca doesn't sound tired what the fuck

Damn Selen really likes Pokemon. I wish I could get into it but I only played the OG pokemon for gameboy and never went any further.

Holy fucking shit, I knew girls were horny, but Luca's chat is just embarrassing. And this is coming from a legitimate, prays on straight guys, faggot

They might deny it, but secretly every femanon here has the urge to bare children and be made into a mother. They can placate themselves all they want, they may never even accomplish it, but I know that in their heart every single femanon wants to to bred, to turn into a baby machine and live out her most feminine ideals. They know that the absolute peak of the female form is a healthy pregnant woman. There are femanons reading this post right now that have even managed to convince themselves that what I'm saying is insane bullshit, but if they really looked into their own soul they'd see that their single biggest fantasy to to wake up to their husband kissing them on the cheek and commenting on how their belly is so big now. The mere thought of looking at themselves in the mirror and seeing the obvious signs of life inside their womb drives Femanon's absolutely wild. Nothing shows that you've made it more in life as a female than proudly showing off that you're stable and happy enough to raise a family, and unashamed of your healthy body enough to show it to the world. It's the ultimate female power fantasy to exhibition her own overstuffed womb to the lowly unbred female masses and no matter what they say every femanon knows this.

>>17326092
she has luca's stream in the background

>>17326107
/fit/ chad

Words cannot express how much I want to fuck Millie. Every time I see the colors orange and black I get a painful erection. I want to pound her tight pussy all night and have gallons of cum dripping from it. Every morning I cum in my pants from dreaming about penetrating her cute cunny. I literally cannot hold it any longer. I know the artist of every nsfw arts of her on twitter. Every time a new one is released, I cum just from glancing at the cover. I want her to suck my huge demon cock and swallow my yogurt-thick seed. I want to hear her erotic moans as I rub my cock on her cunt while French-kissing. As I type this, I've already climaxed just from thinking about it.

Why is Petra so sexy right now...

>11k horny women, horny gay men, and the rest are watching this guy moan
Poggers

>>17326100
He sure is.

>>17326064
>>17326086

>>17326074
Kinda, but Twitch hates it, so your twitch stream will break every 10 seconds.

Speaking of RFA, is there a dedicated chuuba for fitness or working out? Or who just does that regularly?

I WANT TO FUCK PETRA SO BAD I WANT TO SLURP UP HER LEGS LIKE BIG NOODLES I WANT TO EAT EVERY MEAL OF MY LIFE OFF OF HER FAT ASS I WANT TO DUMP MY CUM IN HER RUMP EVERY SINGLE NIGHT I WANT TO FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK PETRA SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BAD PLEASE GOD FUCK I WANT TO BLAST ENDLESS BUSTS INTO HER LITTLE PENGUIN WOMB I WANT TO GLAZE HER LIKE A DONUT WITH MY CUM FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK I WANNA PUMP PUMP FUCK FUCK HER PENGUIN BUTT I WANT TO TASTE EVERY INCH OF HER BODY OOH MMMMYYY FUCKIIINNGGG GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDD PLEASE I WANT TO FUCK PETRA I WANT TO FUCK PETRA PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE IF I HAD A CHANCE TO FUCK PETRA I WOULD NEVER CUM ANYWHERE ELSE BUT HER PENGUIN PUSSYYYYYYY PLEASE PLEASE OMMGGG IM SO HORNY WHEN I SEE PETRA I CANT STAND IT I HAVE TO FUCK PETRA I WONT CUM TO ANYTHING BUT PETRA HELP ME FUCK PETRA SO HORNY FOR PENGUIN ASS OMG PLEASE FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKK OH MY FUCKING GOD IMAGINE BEING A VTUBER FAN AND SEEING HER FAT BUTT AND THIGHS BOUNCING WHEN STREAMING I WOULD BE STRINGING CUMS SHOOTING FAT ROPES EVERY TIME I SAW HER FUCK FUCK FUCK I WANT TO FUCK PETRA I WANT TO FUCK PETRA

>Choice matters
what? in a modern game? WOW

CONCEPTUALIZE THE STENCH OF HIS BASEMENT STREAMING ROOM RIGHT NOW

>>17325987
Bitch hate!
>>17326045
hawt

>>17326112
Most of them are deranged teenagers and mainlanders so they're even worse.

>>17326112
who's your oshi fag

Imagine Luca's towel soaked in sweat and his musk

>>17325852
I like this Petra piece too.

>>17326141
luca if he keeps his weekly ringfit promise

Words cannot express how much I want to fuck Enna. Every time I see the colors purple and white I get a painful erection. I want to pound her tight cloaca all night and have gallons of cum dripping from it. Every morning I cum in my pants from dreaming about penetrating her cute hole. I literally cannot hold it any longer. I know the artist of every nsfw arts of her on twitter. Every time a new one is released, I cum just from glancing at the cover. I want her to suck my huge demon cock and swallow my yogurt-thick seed. I want to hear her erotic moans as I rub my cock on her cunt while French-kissing. As I type this, I've already climaxed just from thinking about it.

>>17326107
He belly dances for Lazulight everyday, so he's kinda fit.

imagine the smell inside Lucas sweaty asshole I want to stick my finger in there and lick it ...

Petra is being a bit slutty right now...

>>17326160
Wringing every last sweet, succulent drop into my mouth.

>>17326072
He already reached 12k earlier. Most left thinking it was over

So Luca is in QLD (based on his time zone) and has 1 Korean BBQ in his city. Hope he knows how much he info he is giving the thirsty Fujos

>>17326137
Looks like I'm VOD watching.

>>17325987
LOVE

>>17326154
Ike. He's just too vulnerable to resist

Petra is being a whore now. THis happening here and there is a nice change.

>>17326043
absolutely horny, thank you for asking

>>17326195
that...sounds like my city...

Why do I have a better gpu than most of NijiEN?

>>17325988
Pog!

Petra's zatsus are so comfy.

>>17326229
Hada...?

>>17326164
it's really good

I refuse to watch Petra

>>17326229
it's time to achieve your destiny, your lap dance is waiting for you

>>17326112
he's playing into it so why not keep going?

how in the world did the last thread devolve into period talk

>>17326153
Goddamn. Straight women shouldn't be allowed to leave the house until they are 19. But then they would just be shitting up more ikemen chats so lose lose I guess

>>17326112
I'm a woman I'm ashamed enough that I'm just not watching even though I did want to listen, I hate teenage girls so much and it is triggering the jp autism I picked up from all other vtuber chats because Luxiem chat is too different, spammy, and overtly sexual with chatters saying they're cumming or spamming pregnancy emotes. I feel like I'm watching a spanish stream or something.

>>17326251
90% sure she’s in Sydney, so she’s all for me.

>>17326195
BUYING A FIRST CLASS TICKET TO SCOUT OUT MY HUSBAND

>>17325804
LOVE!

>>17326273
Femanons are horny

>>17326282
hey bro im in sydney right now wanna meet up for a korean bbq? no homo

>>17326275
And they must wear a burka when they leave the house.

>>17326263
then watch Millie

Did you know you can get a vague approximation of how fertile a girl is based on the viscosity of her cervical mucus?

>>17326229
NRL Cowboys?

>>17325988
ahn

>>17326273
Reminds me of moments when men start talking about the taste of their own cum.

>>17326281
A good portion of the emote spam might very well be because they can't english kek

>>17326141
Hana did it every day for 10 days behind her membership but I guess she unlisted some. https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=UUMOpJtk0myFr5WnyfsmnInP-w
Just go to Holodex and pick someone who seems to be doing it a lot.
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLOzLuGbMLuwzf9SIgXbd5eVbYTFyo6Yuh
https://youtu.be/2aE5n156Vd4?list=PL57sE50_9ncl9DcUDnIkfK_jsox_oTRkI

>>17326281
>pregnancy emote
that's a new one

Is Luca the most /fit/ Niji? He's been at it for 2 whole hours on extreme difficulty.

>>17326281
>chatters saying they're cumming or spamming pregnancy emotes

>>17326244
indeed they are. I love them. She got a lot better and banter around chat so much better now. Really confortable. Today in particular she reminds me of elira.

>>17326281
The repeated :hot: and :ring: emojis make me want to go watch something else. It feels like I'm watching a tyler1 twitch chat with 10000 14 y/o spamming poggers or something else. Just ban all the emoji spammers out and only acknowledge people who drop aka supas with poems attached. Now that is a chat and horny gasping sounds stream I could respect

no luxium raising sim orz

>>17326356
theres no way luca is in towny

>>17326195
Also there was a Mcdonalds with a balcony and glass divider in a shopping centre mentioned when he had a fight with some derros

Some of these noises.. I'm trying not to be a coomer bros but these are too..

>>17326377
Their usernames are English... they are also members and have the last name Kaneshiro. And horny emojis are not only for English speakers, it's an image and universal

>>17326434
Those titles goes to Lulu and Uiha

>>17326255
I want to take Petra to a Burger King and watch her struggle to finish the smallest whopper

>>17326319
No they just get their phones taken away for a day when they leave the house. Its a fate worse than death for them

Faster chat...faster..!

>>17326434
naw, there is uiha who did it for hours
I think lulu's frist time had assistance from her sister

>>17326495
elaborate

>>17326459
none of the boys are menhera enough to need a P-chan

>>17326459
I'm sure someone somewhere out there will make a genderbend mod of that needy streamer game eventually

TOT

CHRIST, I ALWAYS GET A STIFFY WHENEVER HE DOES KNEES-TO-CHEST
THE SOUNDS HE MAKES WHEN HE DOES IT IS PURE SEX
it almost sounds how men usually sound when you do anal sex with them...

>>17326273
One femanon said she wanted to masturbate to Luca but shes on periods and that escalated

>>17326482
I hope not, but I would feel even worse if he lived in cairns. That place is an actual shithole.

>>17326459
menhara kanae gf...

>>17326456

>>17326377
Then eliminate them. They are subhuman english only for life

>>17326459
that'd be a nice fangame idea

>>17325988
insane

The moans are getting sexual now

>>17326523
>it almost sounds how men usually sound when you do anal sex with them...

>>17326515
>the former did RFA for an entire day. She did it even after doing a Souls playthrough. She was barely winded
>the latter is Olympics-level fit.

>>17326459
ecchi time with a menhara kanakana TT_TT

Thank god he beat this demon. Go to bed so all the reject girls can stop masturbating and sober up

>>17326533
gee wiz i hope he lives in southeast qld, only having 1 korean bbq place crosses out brisbane and gold coast

>>17326456
speaking of mod
where is mizuchi when we needed her?

>>17326599
I don't think she can control this madness

>>17326599
Playing slay the spire on her ipad

https://files.catbox.moe/8bd74v.mp4

>>17326456
just hide the chat

>>17326599
I dont think one mod can handle this biblical food

>>17326599
Cumming in the background.

I hope someone clips all the good moans from this stream

petra said she did something else for lazulight.. i wonder if she did overlays or something.

>>17326599
Mizuchi is too old to watch these teenagers go wild

xqcL

>II'm a juicer
Well you sure made plenty of us juice Luca ¬‿¬

I want Luca to degrade me

>>17326533
>>17326598
I can save him… I will take him out of his little basement fliphole and save him…
Kind of explains why he has so much stories of him fighting people as a kid, there’s literally no other entertainment out in places like that.

>>17326627
It is on the screen, not only that I am too aware that he can read every single one of those messages and he says shit like "what is with those emotes" "chat you need to be bonked" even if I minimized the tab

>>17326598
Could be Mackay or something. It only has 1 KBBQ and decent enough infrastructure to stream

>>17326523
>>17326583
I dont like pomudachis

That fucking starter Pokemon is weak as fuck

>>17326672
holy autism batmang

>Dragox

>>17326682
>mackay
OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK PLEASE

>>17326670
Luca is too nice to degrade people

>>17326654

:^)

Selen totally abandoned us.

>>17326704
Selen is bad at baby games.

Why is everyone playing this fucking shit pokemon game

>>17326599
in the same room as luca, passed out from the stench of his sweat

>>17326672
God if he said "You emote spammers are subhuman" they'd climax on the spot.

>>17326749
because pokemon and normalfaggots.

OK anons let's work out our core!

>>17326705
Please tell me I am not the only autist who thinks about that shit

>>17326672
you're such a faggot

Don't forget to hit the gym tomorrow

period blood

>>17326672
at this point why even watch steamers

>>17326515
The strongest idol in vtubing

>lucubs are already doxxing luca and they dont even sound like schizos

All me

>>17326495
I disagree on lulu especially on her latest attempt

>>17326749
https://twitter.com/oliverd_23/status/1487164206147198977

Yeah I hate seeing my oshis play it. Oliver loves it though

>>17326813
Mackay Queensland is ultra likely

That clapping sounded sus...

Now this is what I came to this stream for

>>17326813
They're going to rape him

woah calm down luca...

>>17326201
Not necessarily true that it breaks constantly. I was able to watch most of Vox's interview on Ironmouse's channel without any problems. I think the problems are linked to ads somehow. You won't get any of the twitch currency or whatever using it though.

>>17326843
SOME ONE CAME AND SLAPPED HIS ASS

>>17326813
No one gives a shit doxxing men, it's the girls I'm worried about.

>>17326843
The whole stream sounded sus moron

>>17326856
Now thats a fanfic Idea I could get into. LucaXDozensOfHornyChubbyWomen

i am going to walk the streets of mackay yelling pog and the first person that says it back will probably be luca

>>17326599
Performing cock and ball torture on her latest boytoy.

>>17326887
c-chubby women?

Is Luca really trending?

>>17326863
Who would care about girls lmfao.

yaminions why

its a nice number to have at this time of day

>>17326911

>>17326908
I'm writing the treatment now. Is selen among them

>>17326911
That's some dedication.

>>17326909
Yea, it says he's trending in my country

How is Luca trending on Twitter? What's the tag again?

>>17326911
>i'm overweight
>the roastie is a landwhale
My sides are in orbit.

>>17326032
God i wish that were me

>>17326941
Please make it shota Luca being teased by his two big dragon sisters.

>>17326941
dragoons love plump women

i love rosemi

>>17326949
You must be from SEA because it isn't trending in the USA.

Do you think we will ever get a 1 on 1 Selen and Millie collab, i really wanna see how will they do together ( Also the fact that Millie said she would marry Selen peaks my interest in seeing them collab)

>>17326911
Nice "quality" audience, Luxiem....
Then again, fujos are really rotten...

HIS BOOBS ARE STILL TOO BIG

>>17326963
people are posting screenshots of him trending.
lucalive or even just Luca is fine.

His new mic configurations make it so we can’t hear his heartbeat… I’ve never felt more depressed in my life.

>>17326911
>kaneshiro
>get shu to draw her a tattoo
?

>>17327010
I mean nijiEN daisenpai elira is a fujo

>Luca's chat blasting at a million messages per second
>mostly green names
pog

>>17326934
Can't believe Finana ate Rosingularity.

>>17327017
Well, Luca doesn't draw.

Who would last the longest in a RFA endurance stream?

>>17327018
now we can.

I know a lot of people like Luca, but I find him hard to watch. He always sounds like he's on the verge of cumming. It's not just his accent, there's something about his voice. Anyone else think so?

For the 7 male members of this thread, Luca has made 64,000$ moaning and exercising and you fat asses cant even take a jog. End it so this can become Luxiem general as it was meant to be

>>17326949
It isn't trending in the US or Japan... anonchama....

>>17326997
He is though

>>17326911
“Vox,i got the visual magnitude of your fart tattooed on my arm”

>>17326032

>>17327010

>>17327032
australians are so fit how do they do it

>>17327041
He's very excitable. That's it. People say he's golden retriever like for a reason.

>>17327041
He sounds like he constantly has a cold to me

>>17327014

>>17327041
>He always sounds like he's on the verge of cumming.
just whore things

>>17327075
Running away from emus and dropbears, swimming away from crocodiles. Plus a lot of vegemite.

>>17327041
Yea. He sounds like he has a big tongue. I don't dislike him though, it's just hard for me to understand what he's saying.

>>17327041
Not gonna lie I also didn't like his voice at first but now I find it adorable

>>17326773
sorry to say but you are

>>17327020
I'm aware. Her room could be considered a wasteland.

>>17327060
>That movie
F E A R
When will one of the Luxibros get kidnapped. Cant be long now right?

>>17327075
They actually go outside and use their bodies. It helps that you'll get laughed at looking like a skinny fat northern European in australia

I want a ELIRA GIRLFRIEND NOW!!!!

>>17327043
>64,000$
???

>>17327132
lucy ringfit when

>>17327041
I like him because he sounds like James Team Rocket

>>17327100
Just alpha male things

>>17327139
It's whatever SEA currency they use. It's closer to $5000 USD

>>17327043
Anon?

>>17327110
>>17327112
Mind you it's not that I dislike the voice, it's just that I can't watch him for too long without getting turned on.

Luca is pogging so much today!

>>17327041
He's initially my least liked due to his voice
But that changed when he's actually a fun guy to watch.

>>17327138
What can you offer Elira? You need to be pretty impressive to be worthy

>>17327156
The only whore alpha male.

WHICH ONE OF YOU POSTED THE POLE DANCING SUPERCHAT

>>17327176
I can make really loud car noises with my lips

>>17327158
I've been counting and its more like 20,000 USD so like 10000 after the YT cut

his innocence kayfabe is so fucking impressive considering his vrchat history

I am glad this stream went well for Luca, he seems like a nice boy

>>17327204
Why are you just making shit up

>>17327204
No.
https://playboard.co/en/video/74PjnXmLivc

>>17327169
This sister gets it

>>17327199
Definitely worthy. Go get your queen

>>17327041
It's like he's always asking a question

>>17327169
This is the lucub experience. Best to edge and time your climax when he gives his joke at the end of every stream.

>>17327215
LULZ. Him and the rest of Luxiem will run a train on you and every woman you know the second you leave the club with them

>>17327176
I'm a manlet and dicklet and can do both low and high voices. I could RP as a perfect shota

>>17327043
W-what?

>>17327043
Jokes on you anon, I'm a twig and can take a jog without dying.

>>17327176
I can do over 30 consecutive forward rolls

>>17327210
I need more clips from that era of his

>>17327230
oh no that sounds very uhh bad

>>17327230
Have you seen Vox and Mysta? They probably piss themselves thinking about going to a club with actually good looking people

>>17327230
Oh dear, that sounds awful. What else could happen…?

>>17327210
I was THIS close to giving him a superchat but I got reminded of this and thought about my money as a full NEET, so I didn't.
Thanks bro

>>17327255
>t. virgin
you forgot to sign it

Rosemi is so fucking hot. She is more than a vtuber to me, she is a real person. She is a little tease but she's basically my wife. The artist know what they did with that girl. The aesthetic paired with her demeanor make her such an attractive character. Nothing gets me going better than a sentient flower. Every inch of her is so hot. Her thighs up to her breast and her eyes. Every inch of her is perfection incarnate. I would stay in her stream forever just to feel the intimacy between us. I crave more than lustful fantasies with her, I seek deep romantic involvement. The craftsmanship of her character surpasses everything I expected from her stream. Her choice of words and language formats her character. The choice of clothes with a short skirt and tights yet presentable regular clothes which reveal her milky thighs and punctuate the size of her breasts adds to her nice but off-putting personality more. She is my wife, and nothing dissuades me from this fact.

Luca blows on it!

>>17327241
show butt

LUCA PLEASE I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE

>I am just blowing
uoh....

Should I watch Millie play Pokemon?

>>17327288
>She is more than a vtuber to me, she is a real person.
But real women are disgusting, wouldn't that make her less than a vtuber?

>>17327176
Oh, I wish I had a pitituary defect that lets me stay a shota for life...

>>17327286
share the rrat.

>>17327286
its all good bro save that money for the secret vrchat lapdances that he still does

>>17327204
>I've been counting
just use playboard sister

>>17327300
If it is your oshi you should have been watching her

>>17327296
Sorry only on /soc/.

>>17327230
That would be so bad, could you imagine if they gave you E and put you in the middle of the dancefloor and grinded on you to the point where your body weight was supported by their sweaty bodies then later they all took you to the alleyway outside and just had their way with you like they were fucking a toy? I don't think I could handle it

>>17327300
You should watch Millie while you play an actual fun game.

In one of my games today I had a guy who sounded like Luca if he was American on my team and my heart started beating.. maybe its best if I take a break from this and go outside

>>17327241
>Pentomos are twigs
Hot...

>>17327329

luca's numberfagging...

>>17327176
I am 6'4" she will never be able to see me in a sexual light no matter how much I love her

Luca showed up on my trending list now under video games

Pretending a femanon from this thread is my girlfriend!

>>17327333
>Getting LSD and E forced in me by Ike
That's all I'd need to come on the spot desu.

>>17327333
whoa

>>17327344
Maybe one day. I don't want to shit up the thread more than I've already been.

>>17327338
what game, im gonna practice my luca impression since i have almost the same kind of accent and i want to make you squirm again

>>17325928
probably Reimu too considering how much she interacts with luxiem

>>17327242
impressive

>>17327342
I'm a pentomo and I got kicked out of krav maga class as a kid because I was too strong and kept throwing the little shits they put against me into the wall.

>aussie siri

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxiRfyRgOhE reminder of top luca kino

>>17327377
Valorant...

>>17327402
I TURNED ON YOUR 5 AM ALAHM

god I am suddenly thinking about this picdrama of a dk who broadcasted himself jacking off and earning money off it and keep thinking it is luca fuck me the things he is doing to me

>>17327333
I feel like I have highschooler hormones again...

>>17327404
good boy, time to bring back my legacy halo:ce headshot skills i guess

>>17327417
You keep thinking about donkey kong jacking off on cam and getting money for it?

>>17327417
>DarkSydeLuca

>>17327338
I went to the near bottom of Twitch's vtuber list and found an aussie with ADHD and his chat is slow enough that he reads all of my messages, I can't understand what he says half the time because he speaks so fast that he forgets words, and starts sentences in the middle of other sentences

>>17327204
Are you that oblivious about how superchat colors works regionally?
the enough taiwanese currency for an akasupa it about 50USD
some countries akasupa goes as low as 20usd

>>17327333

SC really changed a lot huh

Pomu - $180k
Selen - $146k
Elira - $126k
Vox - $86k
Rosemi - $80k
Ike - 76k
Millie - $74k
Finana - $71k
Nina - 59k
Petra - 57k
Luca - 55k
Mysta - 54,2k
Enna - 42k
Reimu - 38k
Shu - 37k

he is just such a dumb goldie
its perfect

>>17327444
"DK" means "high school boy" anon...kinfa like "JK" for girls

>>17327449
Please link anon I will watch

>>17327477
>>/#/

>>17327444
I thought he was talking about Death Knights from Warcraft

Luca heartbeat
https://twitter.com/Taozisan/status/1487330835225190400?s=20&t=BPXcdt31LG9hADsjuqXl2A

>>17327288
Rosemi-sama is so perfect!

Can any australian guys here make a short vocaroo? I think i'm starting to get a fetish or something...

>>17327477
>Talking about SCs in the age of streamlabs

>>17327449
When MHRise came out on PC I went to the bottom of the vtuber list and just watched someone occasionally look at an empty chat and sigh for 2 hours, it gave me some sort of twisted pleasure

>>17326074
try this https://www.liveviewsync.com/

>>17327501
He has never been posted on /vt/ before, I have to keep him safe. if you want to go looking he is a silver haired shota

>>17327510

WHAT THE FUCK LUCA

>>17327333
hot

>>17327534
if anything, the boys get more streamlabs because of tts

Luca has a scarily accurate australian Siri voice

>>17327477
These people make much more than what I make in a year of hard physical labor. "You work, you lose" indeed.

>>17327548
Wow Mysta is pretty with long hair.

>>17327603
go to bed petra.

>>17327570
Being entertaining is more difficult and tiring than you think, anon

>"LUCA MY DAD DIED LESGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

Mysta's menheras are loose in Luca's chat...