/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>17318837
Not "the need for breed"?

HAG LOVE

I will make every hag wear their old high school uniform in the bedroom with me.

>>17318968
Isn't Sora much younger than her kouhais? When she started streaming she was in her early 20's, so she can't even be 30 yet. She's not young, she's not old, she's just homely.

>>17319150
Haggots really, really want the rrat to be true.

>>17318968
Mio needs her own tier as the Arch-hag of hololive

Yes I know Botan is older but no other hag has as much hag energy as Miosha

the need to breed more like

>>17319149

>>17319149

>>17319150
They're just much better at keeping kayfabe for Sora than everyone else, if we go by what they say on stream the only hags are the elves and supernatural beings

>>17326399
anon, this isn't a vtuber

>>17326462
ah wait no, its nui
shit, I could barely tell

>>17318892
>>17322243
Why not "the sneed for feed and seed"?

>>17318968
>iofi
>hag
she's not actually born in <1990 you retard, nobody knows how old she is

>>17326619
Yes she is, do your reps. There's evidence out there aside from that one clip.

>>17326619
Do your reps, newfagchama. The evidence is out there.

>>17318968
I never though gen 4 has the same amount of hag as many as gamers
>>17319531
Add Lui-nee too, anon. They way she dotes onn Laplus and Chloe really remind me of how Mio to Ayame, Shuba and Okayu i.e full of motherly love and care
>>17326619
>>17327971
>>17328593
But Yopi never act like a hag tho save for when she do her mommy-gfe gimmick

>>17319025
>>17318892
>>17318837
Ovulation

>>17327971
no, YOU do your reps retardchama.
how can she be a hag when she just enrolled as a uni freshman in 2018?
you won’t be spewing this retardation if you actually watched her.

>>17333532
Not everyone joins University straight out of High School. It's not that uncommon that even 30+ old people get tired of their jobs and enrolls as freshmen. So that's not exactly a confirmation of age.

My fairy oshi will be revealing her new outfit later today.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Z-ef1NO5HY

>>17318837
Lui wife in lingerie when?

>>17333875
that might be the case if it wasn’t for the fact that she enrolled to a public/state university, in which, in indonesia, the maximum age to enroll for the undergraduate program is 3 years after you graduated from high school.
and even if she did take gap years/ did something else before, that’ll only put her at 21 at max

>>17326563
Because it's an overused meme that was never that funny to begin with. It's funny, don't get me wrong, but not that funny.

>>17335854
> He doens't know about "kelas pararel" or international bachelor program
Get with the times, anon

>>17335968
But anon, the sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where "feed" and "seed" both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the two words beginning with "F" and "S" would have ended with "-uck", rhyming with "Chuck". So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Feeduck and Seeduck".

>>17337906
>Pomu
Wait, what?

>>17339234
she knows her baby room is empty!
quick, give her relief!

>>17319150
Anon, the highschool student Sora story is a lie. A chan and Sora are older. Go to the usual site. She was interviewed on NHK before hololive in an programn about dates simulators for girls and she mentioned previous relationship and works. She didnt act like a student but like an adult

>>17318837
>>17326563
AAA SSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

>>17343950
need more hag tummy

>>17344878

>>17344878

>>17344878

>>17346010
God I want Botan to kill me

aki culo

>>17358101
SNIIIIIFFF

>>17344878

>>17358101
*huele*

>>17318968
>Mel is nearly a hag
NRAAAAAAAAAA SEEEEEEX

Thread needs more Miosha pls.

>>17329260
So... does she lay eggs?

>>17374988

>>17374988
>>17379073
Abe dejame entrar que voy a impregnar a Mio!

Ay Dios Mio...

>>17335968
ngmi

Soon

>>17319025
I want to rub my dick on her tights

>>17385128
>those pubes
oh my...

>>17387958
I want to eat some hotdogs.

>>17318968
How did i blindly sub to only hags...?

>>17389177
that ass just looks fucking stupid

>>17390898
stupid sexy

Do the wings on Luis head flap during sex?

Do the wings on Lui's head flap during sex?

>>17318968
>All my favorites are hags
Well well well.

>>17391068
I wonder if they could be used as handles to pull during sex.
>>17391111
I wonder if they could be used as handles to pull during sex.

>>17391111
They flap all the way out when she cums.

>>17326563
the need to breed and seed

I hope you're all watching Polka's birthday

>tfw almost nobody gets the sneed and feed joke
You guys are truly newfags, that meme isn't even that old...

>>17349599
worth it

>>17394598
I got it but polka's my oshi, so I'm a bit preoccupied

>>17394402
All those 90s songs... it was pretty great

>>17394598
It's more that that meme's not funny.
Hell it never when it was new.

Now if you wanted to say that Mio probably is an amazing cockmongler then I'd smirk

>inb4 actual girls aren't even halfway attractive
Why bother?

>>17405614
3d is pd, fuck off

>>17318837
>>17319025
The hottest outfit in hololive

>>17405614
3DPD anon

>>17405614
There are some very sexy hags out there. Problem is they're so horny due to their decaying wombs they're already all fucking.

>>17322843
>>17322741
its so erotic. them awkwardly trying to reclaim their now long absent youth. Pretending to be a younger woman as the uniform strains in protest against their finely aged curves.

then telling them how they look prettier than any girl your age and fucking them until they feel 19 again

>>17408661
envisage the olfactory

>you will never eat out botan while she pubstomps in CoD

hag love

I need to breed this dragon.

I have a need

>>17411698
mankind has failed to develop any kind of force or technology that could pull my face away from that dumper

>>17411553
Me too.

How do I stop being horny for hags

>>17414395
you impregnate one

>>17405614
Why do you think they become vtubers

>>17414395
jerk off, get horny again
repeat step one

Tell me /hag/, do any of the VSPO girls count?

Hinato and Lisa kind of sound like they could be, but they might just be tweens with experienced voices.

>>17416087
After checking my sources Mimi is, none of the others are even close

>>17416418
man what's wrong with these women, they should age up already

>>17416418
really? Mimi of all people?

>>17416521
They're a bit too much like a college sorority
even for Mimitaya, they're radiating too much josei energy,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_y3Wj44M94

>>17319150
I saw a roommate clip where she gave her birth year, she's in her early 30s.

>>17403476
There's very few of us left who would recognize that meme, anon. Shit, we used to call them image macros back then. Fuck, maybe I'M the hag...

>>17417191
>used to call them image macros
you gonna tell me you stopped?

>>17417635
I held out as long as I could.

My dick has a duty

Almost ripe...

>>17422399

There's not words that can describe how horny this pic made me

Mio overslept... her age is starting to catch up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyT32FJgSvE

>>17423770
Sorry Miofa I kept her up late having unprotected sex all night, she'll wake up soon

>>17423929
I dont remember posting this

>>17423553
You can describe how much cum you lost tho

>>17327971
This alien. Her smugness... It mocks me. And arouses as well.

My ex-OL, fairy-hag oshi has a become my ex-OL, fairy-maid-hag oshi

The SEA/Indo's have kept this one a secret from us. Hyona from NijiID.

Mio's sexy morning voice...

>>17405614
Looks arent everything.

>>17405614
>All vtubers hags are really attractive in real life
Why am I not in japan...

Soon

When did you come to the realization that hags are superior?

Love this hag like you wouldn't believe

>>17451636
After she debuted, I realize how superior hags and those who love them are

>>17333532
I went to uni with a then 38 year old woman. It's not that uncommon.

>>17451636
Dated a lot of girls in an effort to get an idea of what kind of girl I wanted, found youngers girls are really really really really really really fucking annoying, like I'm babysitting more than dating them. Older women have their shit together more and don't make me manage their life, or do stupid shit for the sake of stupid shit.
Hag Love!

>>17318837
Isn't she's quite young though?

>>17455353
>Dated a lot of girls
Truly disgusting

>>17432008
is she the hag on nijiID? not the tiger one?

>>17455353
> They have their shit together
Really? I thought hags irl are insufferable since they hit the wall and all if those shits. Don't tell that meme was created by those who want to gatekeep hags from common men...

>>17456839
It really depends on the hag. I can tell you that MANY younger women don't know how to cook, clean, or take care of themselves in general. They want money but don't want to work, and will try to "act cute" to get you to take care of them instead. Some of those are stupid and don't lock down a man before they become a hag, evolving into the insufferable "hit the wall" type you describe, but there are still many many good ones. The ones I refer to are the ones who don't play games with you, understand that them not knowing how to cook is pathetic, not cute, and that they need to know how to take care of themselves as a functioning adult. The myth that women mature faster than men is a lie, they mature slower. I can tell you more about this stuff with my excess dating knowledge if you'd like, but I don't want to type a wall of text when we could be posting hags.

>>17457804
I know how terrible those whores are and that's the reason I pull myself from dating market. As with hags, my only experience with them was with a 35 single mother lady who really acted like a Karen and I decided to not mess with them again but after I read your post, I might try to give it a shoot again so I guess thank you and also
>we could be posting hags
You're right anon here, have some Pochi's daughter

Aged like a good wine

>>17460197
Single motherhood tends to create Karens, my theory is that they're often women who went through hardships and it kind of hardened them into being bitchy. That or they were whores and had to deal with the consequences.
Younger girls tend to act like spoiled princesses because they have yet to learn how to behave, with hags you risk having your wallet sucked dry and becoming miserable. In all honesty, only 2d is safe.

>>17318968
I feel we should start a cat genocide so they start wanting husbands(me) and children(mine) more.

>>17318837
I haven't really watched Lui at all, but goddamn she's sex...

>>17461522
I kind of stopped watching her after she collabed with the whore of Myth - but she was good prior to that. Maybe it's time to go back.

>>17461522
UOOH NIJI HAGS

>>17319150
>Sora much younger than her kouhais?
Yes. JP doxx reasons are on the level of Petra is HER. Soratomos listen to Sora paint an accurate picture of a Zoomer childhood, which means she can't be too much older. And the vtuber industry in 2016-2017 almost never chose cakes, let alone hags, for their souls.

>>17461783
Nah, stay away from Lui. She's better off without people like you watching her.

>>17462652
Does Mori even qualify as a hag? She acts like one but I didn't do her age reps.

>>17463353
no she does not

>be a young shounen lonely at a bar
>Lui sees you and slides over, buying you a drink
>she starts talking about how a young stud like you shouldn't be alone at a time like this
>you notice she's sneakily stroking your thigh while saying this
>she takes you to her hotel room
>she takes the lead, pushing you down and whispering sweet nothings in your ear in Japanese, English, and Thai
>your prostate is milked dry repeatedly as her experienced pussy squeezes down on you in ways you didn't know were possible
>she drops down next to you, sweaty and shaking from her most recent orgasm
>see you around, kid

>>17461783
>>17462652
>>17463353
Invaders out.

POST MORE HAGS
BONUS HAG (may be too hot for a blue board) twitter.com/oRCa03ocean/status/1485577872706211840

>>17463766
HAG LOVE

>>17461186
>They were whores and had to deal with the
I don't know about hag but for girl in their 20's I can vouch how true that statement is
>Only 2D is save
In all honesty, I wonder sometime why I didn't follow advices from /a/ to stay away from 3D girls and stay virgin

>>17464085
Damn I forgot my pic

>>17456394
Both of them are hags iirc.

>>17462181
>Soratomos still in denial about their oshi's age

>>17461186
So basically avoid whores. This is always what you have to do not matter the woman's age

Any upcoming hag countdowns for anyone?

>>17465537
How are Polka streams? I never had time to watch her except for the book reading streams she did after her debut but some anons told me she's really dependent on her viewerbase - which sounds a bit unstable.

>>17463353
She may be a roastie but not a hag

>>17464434
I just hope they dont start an autistic crusade against us like that one jannie

>>17465691
the live she did yesterday was KINO

>>17465691
she seems to mostly show her menhera to members so you're free from it in her regular streams which are really fun
unless you're into it of course

>>17465691
Polka is one of the most genuine holos. When you see a stream of her you know she's doing something she really likes and wanted to show it to (You). Her ASMR streams are more like "I'm gonna talk to you as one close friend/girlfriend would do on weekend's late night". Her reading streams are one of the best content that Hololive has to offer and in membersstream is where your gosling levels and hers get augmented to one thousands. It's basically dating your soulmate but with the pain x200

>>17465584
Choco and Mel will be hags on Christmas IIRC

>>17466352
Actual Christmas cakes.

>>17466352
Wait choco isn't a hag ??

>>17451977
Brother

>>17466352
> Choco
Do you confuse Marine with Choco? She still need some more years before she can turn into a hag
>>17466728
Iirc she's barely a cake

>>17466728
Choco is just very motherly. She is still years away from being a hag.

>>17322741
>>17322843
Hags that are forced to dress like they're still in high school makes me diamonds

>>17467674
You're right I confused her with Marine

how horny are we today

>>17322741
>>17322843
>>17408661
>>17468791
Fine taste, lads.

>>17469311
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/91707098
Horny but still funcional

Which of the Holos are 30 or older?

>>17471604
I mean, 35.

>>17318837
Anyone have a webm of her smile from the Labu-ka music video?

I read from the KSon general that she's a hag but they don't wanna confirm it

>>17471604
Botan is older than 40 and Mio and Korone are close to 40

I will become SEX itself once my Maririn reaches hag age. Bonus SEX if she has a mental breakdown about it, given how insecure she is about her age.

>>17471878
https://streamable.com/v48enz

>>17471978
It's comfirmed or just speculations?

>>17471978
>Botan is older than 40
I don't like how horny this information makes me...

Recommended hag streams?

>>17318968
what is the actual age limit here for "hag status"?

>>17471878
>Is kson a hag?
See >>17318968

>>17472192
Speculation based on her roommate tweets. It seems that her old fans already were speculating about her age and she tweetez smth without saying she's 40 but it may be or it may not be 40 or close. The fact that she mentioned an arbitrary number and thah that tweet was years ago it makes me think she's older than 40. On the usual site there a screenshot of the tweet

Which hag is most likely to do this on the first time?

>>17471878
If she is, then that kinda gives me relief. I always feel weird when I found a VTuber I like is way younger than me for some reason.

>>17379073
Im gonna need one of those with Watame

https://streamable.com/hpqzwb

>>17465691
Passionate and genuine, especially on members streams/mengen diaries

>>17456394
Both are but Hyona has more charm.

>>17318968
what age minimum we talking here for confirmed?

>>17474537
30+

>doing random stuff
>see Botan pic
>masturbate
>do random stuff for an hour
>see Botan pic
>masturbate again
>repeat several times
I think I have a lioness addiction

>>17466728
Her model has the opposite of Rushia and Luna. Where technically she isn't one, her model and the way she acts/talks makes you think she is.

>>17467674
>>17468277
She'll be 28 this year.

>>17318968
There is no way Okayu and Suisei's aren't hags

>>17473439
something something lions bite their mates balls if they cant breed enough

>>17482059
They're not even cakes anon

>>17482524

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mucSSz_6hY
>Lui fans are also hags

>>17483939

A sneak peek of one of the players Forma Traje de Baño. Made by Tomato from the >discord
We're gonna recolour the swimsuit to match the team kit

>>17492594
Pretty good looking so far. Exciting to see these hags on the field!

>>17471604
refer to >>17318968

>>17490781
Oh shit, she knows...

>>17490781
>Most 25+
>Some were 40
Good god....I feel weird for being attracted to hags at such a young age

I will marry Mary.

>>17385128
>blonde but black
Look man, I appreciate pubes, but holy hell can they just match the colours for pete's sake.

>>17456839
>dated during my prime age
>younger women are immature brats
>older woman are menhera

God I wish I had your luck finding hags with their shit together.

>>17428413

>>17473439

Nina

Did Lui replace Mio as the ambassador of HAGS??

>>17526139
She's the new hag in town, but there's no hag haggerer than bodan, with mio as her right hand

>>17417191
I Know. I was there when that was pretty new and yes they're Image Macros.

For us Hags are Lonely Singles around your age

What is it about Mio that makes her such an innocent yet overwhelmingly erotic hag https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVAqwKZWTTc

>>17525228
I take it she likes her fans' replies a lot?

>>17528157
Goddamn and the Legendary Swimsuit being used.

>>17318837
>hag
how old is she?

To have a wife that could dance for you...

>>17528222
> Likes her fans' replies a lot
Nah she loves Luitomos a lot in general

>>17530004
You know what I meant

Koyori is singing the Magic Knight Rayearth OP... that show came out in 1994 lol

Last call for chants. If you want any chant played post the link

>>17529421

This damned hag needs pregnancy correction

>>17532547
But that would make her a MILF. Do they still count?

>>17534201

>>17529421
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>17318837
Im starting to get interested in this owl or whatever she's supposed to be, rec me some of her best clips please, all I've seem is "Laplus ft Lui" and "Lui hosts show where other people are the actual attraction"

How old is a "hag", exactly?

>>17535930
30

>>17529421
Aki doesn't get nearly as much love and recognition as she deserves. She's amazing.

Too bad hags don't like men aged 25-30, they only like either men older and richer enough to be their sugar daddies and men young enough to fall for their tricks and be shaped by them into whatever degeneracy they like
If you're 25-30 it's literally over

God dammit, I love Lui.
She so sweet and cute.

>>17529421
Aki cute :3

>>17539602
I knew college grills in their 20-23 that exclusively dated 25-30 since they had SOME money but were not too old so they didn't feel weird.
They just want some fun without having to be with an older guy.

Man this talk's making me more miserable than usual. Alhough this is descending into /soc/ shit

SO have a hag

can we talk less about how 3d is filled with pd karens who are only after money and more about how botans botans is perfect for the future child we are trying very hard to have

>>17545136
No life grows in the barren soil of the hag...

>>17545225
>Most people with ovaries go through menopause. But most animals do not, and their reproductive organs last about as long as they do.
i am the storm that is approaching

pero

>>17549514
Casino is a man who knows what he likes

>>17549514
What do hag feet smell like?

swear to god you fucks itt are going to turn me into a footfag
my list of exceptions is getting too long to be called an exception

>>17552972
Like dreams and happyness

>>17471878
She said she was early 20s once before but i don't believe it at all.

>>17553497
The ''I'm 22'' thingy is an old inside joke in her kson channel. She already celebrated her 22 birthday twice on stream, she must be a hag or she's close to

Ok, lets try this because we need chants. Link a clip of your favourite hag that always make you smile. So I can clip something from it

>>17556740
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HSHDPkwsOY
I really like how she say magnum

>>17556647
Oh that explains it. Thanks for informing me.

>>17552972
perfection

>>17561908
White haired hags are truly the best.

>>17561908
I WOULD DRAG MY DICK THROUGH TEN MILES OF PULVERIZED GLASS JUST FOR ONE SNIFF OF HER PITS FROM THE OTHER SIDE OF THE GYM

>>17556740
https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=53&v=QLPpMlr1hxU

>>17535265
Barfing wolf

>>17571262
I want to eat her barf

>>17573932
What the fuck is wrong with you?

hag love

I'm drawing a cute bird woman

https://files.catbox.moe/jnbxz1.png

>>17574941
Nice glasses

Is reine actually a hag?

>>17566540
Immaculately based

>>17566540
Why not just be a chad and then ask her straight up to fuck and then she'd say yes.

>>17574393
I'm horny

>>17573932
Is there any way to recreate the taste of her barf?

>>17583099
Ask them >>17561532

>>17583443
> /Ringo/
Don't they stop experimenting that kind of stuff after the alchemist going MIA and turn into a scatfag ?

>>17537699
acts like your mother, can dance, can cook, is sexy, can be lewd? One of the best mature holomems out there. She even calls you a good boy, so that's always a bonus

>>17322741
I want to make her feel young again with my dong

Submit to the lion

>>17549514
caca?

>>17590858
itadakimasu!

https://litter.catbox.moe/giyqbn.jpg
I want Botan to mark me with her nails

>>17391111
My best guess is that her head wings extends when I cum inside her.

>>17591497
this is exactly how I've always pictured sex with Botan

https://youtu.be/Z4PMBeSNqfw
Ayamy is such a lonely hag, she's celebrating her cat's birthday...

>>17596543
I'm 100% sure my dick can fix that problem OPEN THE FUCKING BORDER KISHIDAAA AAAAA!!

>>17591497
If she won't make me bleed then she's not going to breed.

>>17599014
can you REALLY say you bred her if you dont have a broken pelvis?

You can call me white girl because there wouldnt be a day that I'm not fucking this dog

>>17601429
god i wish i was that doog

Is she hag

>>17608292
no shes an alcoholic

>>17599655
Hell can you say that without claw marks on your back and maybe even some rather nasty bites?

>>17610769
A torn up shoulder and back is a worthy price to satisfy the lioness
until she's ready to go again

>>17318837
>It's not just a burnt out office lady in her thirties fuels the Need to Breed, it's the Need to Seed, *too*

>>17614095
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vf3GkY8oyo0

>>17596543
Somebody needs to give this woman the dick. She's becoming the weird cat lady.

>>17596700
Nui...

>>17619709
Her husband doesn't give her the dick? Damn, I must go to jp

>>17591497
Link is broken anon...

Who hagpilled you, anons? For me it was probably Botan on a lowkey level and then Lui on an outright eye-opening level. Lui made me realize the true appeal of hags.

Although desu i didn't know Reine was a hag. How do we know that? I haven't done my reps

>>17626675
I was already hagpilled before I discovered vtubers

>>17626675
Botan, after that I mostly watch hag vtuber, not even on purpose but somehow I like them way more

>>17626675
a combination between me being a sumbissive bifag and the idea of botan being in heat and giving into her hormones to reverse rape me to impregnate her

>>17626675
Mostly the art. Then Botanski just being kinda amazing overall

>>17626675
Botan. Don't know if it's just a hag thing, but at least in holo, she, FBK, Mio & Lui exudes professionalism & stability like no other. Plus they always share interesting stories + have a great dynamic with the other younger holos. I never really fear a collab going sideways if the hags are in 'em. I do love that bit of assurance the holohags give in their content.

>>17626675
I used to work at a arts and crafts store when I was 17. There was a woman who was in her 30's who came in all the time. I would always end up helping her out and we started talking casually every time she came in. She ended up getting pregnant and got to the point she needed help taking things to her car. During Christmas time she bought a lot of stuff including a tree. She asked if I could help her set it up at her place since I was about to be off. I said sure, one thing led to another and we ended up having sex at her place. It lasted for about 3 years until her husband had to relocate for for work. Ever since then I've been hag pilled.

>>17626675
FBK primarily because she doesn't take any shit and is just a really respectable woman while staying in character. She's also my Oshi.. Mio and Patra made it worse. Pochi is very good too.

>>17634038
Based

>>17473395
Not asking for a spoonfeed, but I'm new to the gym and can't finish enough reps yet for my goals. Can I have a hint for "the usual"?

>>17626675
I think it's because I'm a "mommas boy" as well as being treated badly by young girls. I have a very close relationship with my mother and it makes me feel more at ease with older women.
Also physically speaking I really love a woman with a filled out body. A latina milf with a fat butt for example

>>17626675
I liked hags before vtubers but it's kinda hard to pick any of them, I have huge urges with nearly all of them hag or not.
I did fall hard for Lui mostly for her motherly/wife vibes.

>>17635774
Ok. 'A word that means also noise'-'an artifact where you watch shows and moviesA 2 letter word'.net

>>17626675
I just started liking oneesans.
And then the mangaka for my favorite /ss/ manga became a VTuber

>>17591497
What was it? Link is dead.

>>17472563
30+ is hag, 25-29 is just Christmas cake

>>17405614
Do your reps, anonchama

Their roommates are all fucking adorable too

>>17634038
Was her husband bad or something?
Maybe I won't bother with marriage, it's a coin flip nowadays.