/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I like the bantz don't worry about it

>Homostars getting their own version of HoloGra
HONK PUT THEM IN THE FUCKING GAME

>>17230374

Idea came a bit too late.

made some ramen but I couldnt stop thinking about what haachama would add to it to make it vile, repulsive yet strangely inviting.
>>17226685
>>17226714
ah if its accidental then dont worry about it
the IR(y)S wont come knocking any time soon.
>>17226716
when there is down time, yeah. but im salary. im also taking off rn anyway.
youd be surprised how many glowies i know browse 4chan on their off time.
shit i have a friend who was watching beastars on one of his monitors a few months ago.
>>17227122
im in danger
>>17227378
tfw shy and socially retarded
just wanna have a good time...

>>17231175
>[File deleted]

>>17231178
>the feds are furfags
rumao
ramen looks damn good

>>17231178
what's in it? nasfa/ck/ most of the time is a good way to channel this thread autism

>>17231175
>>17231241
Wrong columns hidden in the chart.

>>17231178
I'm fucking hungry, can you not.

>>17231178
>youd be surprised how many glowies i know browse 4chan on their off time.

>>17231519
>you now remember the chumfed

>>17231277
gosh like you cant even comprehend.
another friend his car had like, bad dragon stickers all over it, his license plate had YIFF in it, and he went to cons and meetups as often as he could
>>17231342
neat, cooking is my other hobby outside of shitposting
broth was shoyu and I used concentrated pork and chicken stocks because I'm lazy along with ginger/garlic/scallions and msg that I simmered for around 2 hrs. toppings were just chicken (i just used salt, msg, and sesame oil for seasoning), roasted carrot, more scallion, chili oil and those crispy fried onion things you find in japanese grocery stores
>>17231479
gomen..

>>17231838
thank god I've met more asians than furries
>japanese grocery
a what?

>>17229179

chocoball

>>17231996
I used to live in hawaii and I went to Donki like, every other week.
they arent as common in the mainland but I still try and find an asian market at least every month now.

>>17232041
>hydrogen

>>17231996
you know, a store that sells japanese goods like foodstuffs etc
do you not have them over there?

>>17232041
>tax bets
DON'T GIVE HONK IDEAS

OMEDETOU FOR THE 10K OJOU ONI...!!

>>17232424
nope, maybe they have them in big cities like milan and turin even though I never saw them when I went there

>>17232041
>post top kronii
god I wish

Hello

>>17232712

Kill yourself fedfags.

>>17232712
HIE!

>>17232712

Goodbye

>>17233453
this is not programmed to happen

>>17232602
nta but cmon, there has to be an asian grocery somewhere? I live in a sorta provincial area and even then I have 2 asian groceries maybe a 15 min drive away.

>>17233601
nope, never saw one never heard of one

>>17233760

mmh, that a nice set of tentacles...

>>17233760
maybe im going out on a limb here, but maybe ask google? They have your location already anyways, might as well make use of it.
>>17233896
>picrel

>>17233896

>>17233760
Maybe asian food culture hasn't really taken off where you live?

So if there is going to be player run betting, can we have more nasfaq tournaments?

>>17233760
Americans seem to forget the rest of the world is not as "multicultural" as them. Ingredients from asian food are impossible to find here as well and I live in a relatively big city. Which is a shame, cause I really like asian food.

>>17234148
what sort of tournaments would you like to see

>>17233936
yeah as expected it's in big cities pretty far away from me
>>17234011
that's for sure

>>17234148
NASFAQ betting on how many times we scrub out in VoG when
For that matter, NASFAQ steals the time traveling zhonkbot from space robots when

>>17234436
>how many times we scrub out in VoG
forget atheon, ill be surprised if we even hit templar.

>>17234148
Bets don't really work for tournament prizes (other than the betting for fun of course) do they? For example, in the latest jong tournament the bet system would have not helped at all in both recollecting the money or distributing it after it ended.
Buy yeah we could have more tournaments for fun

>>17234547
It works for a tournament if you bet on who wins.
And then sandbag so that some random dark horse wins, getting you the pot.

>>17234206
There's alot of mahjong players, could hold a tournament couldn't we?
>>17233896
Oi you, stop that.

>>17234780
>could
newfagchama...

>>17234780
>another mahjong tournament
I'd be all for it but its been barely a month from the last one, holding one now would feel a bit early
do you play jong rrat?

>>17234780
>we

>>17232041
>buy konnui coins
Honk, add them. I am going to save Konnui

>>17235123
you can be excluded if that is what you desire

>>17235226
>you

>>17234640
Heh, sounds like a work for me.
>>17234780
We held a tournament about a month ago. Let it rest for a while before holding another one, unless some kind of a thread Mahjong League was created.

>>17235375
Mahjong League? Should we call it M-League for short?

konnui doko...

>>17234835
I was forced against my will... They baited me in with other games, then suddenly I was making a mahjong soul account.

>>17235536
come play apex

>>17235498

>>17235498

I've been mulling an idea but I'm not sure if it'd be viable.

Are you tired of corponiggers cramping your style? Do you want a capital infusion that allows you to retain 100% control of your portfolio? End the tyranny of the Treasury today, join moomer in MUSHARAKAH - an equitable, time-tested, capital and profit-sharing mechanism.

How does it work?
1. Apply for a partnership, you must agree on a term length minimum 1 week - TBD.
2. List an item in the auction house. For now, let's stick to hats and allow them to double as collateral.
3. Receive a capital infusion.
4. Share a % of your dividends proportional to our investment in you at the time the agreement was initiated.

Example:
>Newhag has a networth of $1,000,000.
>They request $500,000 for two weeks.
>Our stake in their portfolio is now 33.33% or 1/3. >Newhag earns $100,000 in dividends tomorrow.
>Our share is $33,333.
>Newhag earns $200,000 in dividends next week.
>Our share is $66,667.
>The initial term has ended; newhag can return the full investment + our share of their dividends - $600,000.
>Alternatively, they can pay only the dividend share - $100,000. This will however entitle us to continue to accumulate 1/3 of their dividends until the initial investment is returned in its entirety.

>>17235573
it's gonna be smiled soon

>>17235536
Did you not enjoy your time playing?

>>17235536
How do you get baited like that?

>>17235468
Cheeky bastard.
>>17235536
There is no escape from the Mahjong hole.
>>17235498
Amazing as always, JP Pokemon Champ love!

>>17235536
He he he, world hagification through mahjong... going smoothly...

Death to Mahjong

>>17235536
Reject mahjong, let's go back to losing in csgo

>>17235824
Honestly a pretty good idea, I support this idea

>>17235824
lets do that again

>>17235678
count me in

>>17235678
sounds good
now, how do you plan on not getting scammed?

>>17235846
>>17235876
Well, aggay is tomorrow, we can always work from there

>>17235824
How about some Dota 2. There even is an Aghanim's event which is pretty fun.

>>17236091
NTA, but
>500k for two weeks
Speaking as a richfag, I could take a shit and make more than that in divs, getting scammed out of 500k is nothing and the newhag would be branded as a retard for life

>>17235730
It was fun but I don't understand half the game, I'll have to study sometime.
>>17235759
Easily.
>>17235824
That also sounds like fun, sometime this upcoming weekend should work.
>>17235795
Please spare me from hagification...

>>17236205
best way to study is to play

>>17236205
>Image

>>17236253
kek

>>17236253
lmao

>>17236253
Oi.
rrat is not that fat

>>17236318
its just fluff

>>17236253
Cute rodent you've got there anon.

>>17236253
god you could chuck that fucker so far

>>17236253
Nenepro is he rrat

I don't think we can afford to keep it.

>>17236318
every person that says they aren't fat must post twink body

>>17236405

>>17236405
Why are you asking me?

>>17236454
dibs on resposibility

>>17236493
I think he's calling you fat

>>17236512
You can't call dibs if I already have responsibility

>>17236518
Not wrong, but I'm working on it now

>>17235941
Welcome.
>>17236091
What >>17236175 said.

>>17236543
Wanna fight old man? I'll bitecha

>>17236543

>>17236571
Imma fisticuffs you to uncomfortable levels of pain

>>17235678
Not a bad idea, but before you get stormed by hordes of yes-men let me point out some things you have to consider in order for the scheme to be successful. Consider it tough love because I don't want it to flop, a newfag investment scheme would be great for promising new players.

1.) You need to factor in risk. I assume that you are not doing it pro bono - if you are, ignore this point. In Nasfaq, there are no contracts or legal obligations, repaying the loan would be entirely up to the person who took it. Even if you are convinced that 9 out of 10 people taking a loan will repay it, that single person who wouldn't would cut very deep into the profits of the scheme, and due to inability to act on it could encourage further cases of fraud.
The idea of a collateral isn't a bad one, but hats usually sell for 100k-200k outside of special cases, which means that defrauding the money is still more profitable.

2.) You need to factor in taxes. In your example, your total profit would be... just 44k, assuming you pay them 526k (so they receive 500k) and they pay back 600k (meaning you receive 570k). You can of course make the loan-taker pay all the taxes, but that makes the scheme less attractive.
Generally speaking, this would be devastating for a single-week length deals, so you should consider only doing this scheme for longer time periods, such as 4-5 weeks.

3.) I'm not sure if basing it off dividends is a smart choice when talking about newfags, since the main differentiating factor are profits from adjustment trading. Total net worth change % or change in wallet composition times average coin price would be a better indicator for it, but you'd need smaller rates than stake in portfolio for it to be profitable for newhags also.

4.) Linked to 3., you should probably make some kind of floor- or thread-based application process to see their networth grow and trading performance.

There's a reason why loaning was considered but overall didn't take root, mostly due to 1.) and 2.), but that doesn't mean that you shouldn't try with newfags instead of established players, who can easily triple their net worths in a week, meaning there's a higher potential reward for loaning, even at a risk. I wish you luck in the scheme regardless.

Reminder that all takos are noodle arm bitches and would lose in any real fight

>>17236641
I'm ready. Lets fucking go

>>17236567
maybe >we should wait until honks implements some kind of contracts between players what the fuck is that image holy shit

>>17236725
>contracts between players
valentines update soon

>>17236755
No, please don't even consider this one honk

>>17236711
Bringing a gun to a fist fight? Come on, shoot that bullet. I have connections, I can cheat too.

>>17236755
>valentines day update
>honk adds a wedding veil hat
hnnnnngh bread!

>>17236755
oh shit is it that time of year again? I think I'm gonna rope or get absolutely shitfaced

>>17236755
>about 3 week left
ohhhhhhh applause

>>17236674
>Risk
Their reputation is riding on it, and yes, it is partially pro bono.
>Taxes - pay them 526k - etc
I am banking on the new feature that allows for P2P money transfers, and I am sure you lot are too. As it is - the taxes would be borne by the recipient of either transaction. We spend 500k, they spend 600k - ms. honk takes her cut both times. The paid amount is still used to calculate our stake though.
>3
You haven't crunched the numbers the way I have.
>4
Sure?

>>17236823
Everything's legal in love and jong. If you weren't ready to cheat, did you really even want to win?

>>17237117
you're fighting a takodachi, i think if you sneezed in their direction they would be bent in half. At this point its a matter of wasting a bullet.

>>17236701
They won the fight for my heart.

>>17235678
>>17236674
>>17237036
Oh, I forgor and re-wrote $500,000 at the end there. This is a partnership - it ends with you dissolving the partnership by "buying us out" for 33% - which in this case would've grown to ~$666,666.

>>17237375
>partnership

I've been turned into a clingy menhera over the last few months and I really hate it. Why did you do this to me /nasfaqg/?

>>17237398
>husband for sale
is this halal?

>>17237329
you must have a really weak heart anon. I suggest cardio.

>>17237399
Isn't that part of the fun?

>>17237433
cardio is gay

>>17237399
well before any of that, clinging to who is a bigger question.

>>17237398

I need you strongest alcoholics please

>>17237577
@joe

>>17237607
oh right I should contact him

>>17237607
is a 4ft man really that strong

>>17237457
No, it's not fun at all. It's extremely fatiguing and it gets worse/stronger every week.
>>17237480
Not answering that one.

>>17237637
you'd be surprised

>>17237577

>>17237666
>2nd spoiler
well aren't you a tease

>>17237666
How long have you been here? If it's not long, it's only going to get worse, speaking from experience.

>>17237666
Excellent digits. NTA, but tell me, please. It's an anonymous image board, after all, no one will be able to link it to another person. And you haven't typed enough to be recognizable.

>>17237666
is it rushia?

>>17237666
whoa there satan

>>17237463
impressive, very based.

>>17237747
Since April. I did not agree to this when I signed up.
>>17237751
This general isn't anonymous at all, you know that. I won't say who, but I will say that my devotion is true.
>>17237763
No.
>>17237778
Off by one, nice try.

Sorry for the disruption. I needed to vent.

>>17238168
konnui...

>>17238168
I think I got an idea but oh well I'll keep it to myself

>>17238168
I didn't sign up for this either, but here we are. Hope your menheraness dies down.

>>17238168
nasfaq players are down bad, no offence.

>>17237399
clingy like how? are you sure its not just you being fond of an anon that has become a friend to you?

>tfw no clingy menhera nasfaq gf

what the fuck is happening

>>17238224
Me too, thanks.
>>17238238
None taken.
>>17238267
That was the case until it wasn't.

>>17238335
Bread menhera episode

>>17238676
take care of yourself, menhera anon. try not to get *too* fucked up.

I'm so confused.

>>17238862
What's wrong mate? Yous can tell me if ye like.

>>17238676
I'm afraid I might be sliding towards that hell too.

>>17238676
As long as it isn't a hopeless pursuit, all should be fine.

Ok, bets on which fandead is it?

>>17239033
My bet is on him being someone else falseflagging as a fandead for anonymity.

Some of you retards mean more than you should to me. Take care of yourselves out there.

>>17238826
Thanks.
>>17238940
I wish you luck. It isn't easy.
>>17239004
That's the problem. It probably is.

>>17238676
Gonna echo what >>17238826 said, please do look after yourself.
If I may offer some wisdom, what do you classify as menhera? Are you using other people's perspective of "normal"? Do what makes you feel complete, and as long as it doesn't hurt others, who fucking cares? LIve your life true to yourself.

>>17239064
Oh right the resident schizo, he already tried to flirt with the investigator while falseflagging so this is probably something he'd probably do to derail the thread

>>17239284
even if it is, im willing to bet at least one of us, if not more reflect what he speaking about.

>>17239284
i hope our resident schizo loves us as we love him

>>17239332
:)

Just don't be gay bro

alright time to dip cya and hopefully when I come back this thread is less shit

>>17239398
thats an incredibly cute picture

>>17231178
>youd be surprised how many glowies i know browse 4chan on their off time
>shit i have a friend who was watching beastars
no wonder America is on a downward spiral

>>17239066
you as well

>bread privating his wallet
what did he mean by this?

>>17239799
>his
>he

>>17238825
>>17239799
>israel

I can save him

>>17239212
It has had a negative effect on my mental state. The phrase "hurts so good" is applicable. That is what I mean.
>>17239284
Not the same person, I promise. He would hide behind a name, not a holo. I may be schizophrenic but I won't ruin someone's image. This thread was turning to romantic talk before I started posting, I thought it was a good time. Would you like me to stop?

To save bread's reputation, I would like to clarify that I am not bread.

>>17240044
nta, but if it means anything, dont stop, I like this talk

>(not)Bread right now

>>17240044
hold on let meknow just one thing, what's the relstionship between you and this player? also the thread was more about jokingly grooming newhags

>>17240234
>jokingly
i doubt it

>>17240265
I personally wasn't being serious serious at any point

>>17240265
shh, remember, we have glowies here

>>17240044
Seems like the number of rushiposters has been increasing lately. Best of luck in your endeavours, anon.

>>17239557
once the US dropped the nukes, japan played the long con
they are winning now
>>17240044
hang in there anon...
>>17240341
you guys are safe...

>Go do some actual work for a couple of hours
>Come back to glowies samefagging and attention whoring, schizos arguing about who's the best menhera to groom, and somebody having what appears to be a genuine mental breakdown
That's it. All of you get the fuck outta here. Talk about the game or let the thread die. I'm fed up with your bullshit. It was okay when it was one or two of you doing haha-esque posts but now it's actually becoming a serious problem.

Return it to the money or it all gets shut down.

>>17240581
>you guys are safe...
dyrbi...

>>17240812

What the fuck is going on?

>>17240812
the worst for me is >>17235678 getting buried under these posts but oh well can't do much about it

>>17241048
you could talk about the idea

>>17241048
I used to think "faggots bury actual game discussion with their ERP bullshit" was just rrats...

>>17241048
I mean it got serious responses and was already discussed decently. I wouldn't say "it got buried" but it definitely fell off a bit quicker than normal.

>>17235678
Find a newfag and try the idea, make a test run of sorts

>>17241048
>>17241186 is right there's not much else to say but wow neat and if you're interested you'll take the offer which probably needs a floor post that doesn't exist yet still

>>17240234
The desirer and the desired, that is the relationship. I don't want to say any more on that, as I will be narrowing your guesses down.
>>17240146
>>17240392
>>17240581
Thanks for being considerate to my selfish venting /nasfaqg/.
>>17240812
Going back to the money now. These posts are stopping.

It has replies tho is it really buried

>>17241194
Y'all too busy trying to fuck all of them.
>>17241283
Done.

>>17240044
The confident, self-assured side of me would tell you to take the leap. The longer you delay your actions leave more room for self doubt and more time for negativity to brew in your system. I also understand the fear of that decision. All the scenarios that play out in your head. The anxiety of questioning the relationships between y'all two. But if you don't push for the changes you want, then you will likely never see that future you want. The world rarely gives you what you want on a silver platter, and these decisions are the hardest to make in the moment. But when if works out, you will look back and wonder why you were stressing so much over such a trivial dilemma.
I don't want to instill the fear of failure into you, but say it doesn't work out. Life will go on. The sun will rise, people all over the world will get out of bed, and keep pushing forward. Getting so hung up over one moment to let it take control of your life and bring it to a grinding halt is the worst thing that you could do for yourself. I know next to nothing about you, anon. But if you're stressing over the situation as much as you are now, then I can tell your heart is in the right place.
I took too long writing this out. Menhera anon, you don't have to reply but I do hope you read this.
End of faggotry

>>17241451
has someone tried fucking the fed

>>17241608
dont think so yet

>>17241608
>>17241817
Pretty sure he bent them over in the mahjong parlor yesterday.

>>17241608
I tried but I was banned and those first few hours are crucial.

what is the list of newhags we have

>>17242159
all me

>>17241095
sure, at first I thought it was a cool way to throw away money while helping newfags but after thinking about it basically is a bank, that's it. now the real deal is when honk is gonna give us the feature to make it possible, first the possibility for players to have and manage a collective wallet, and second the possibility of having p2p contracts. the possibility with this new subject entering the economy are fucking great, I already see myself analyzing the transaction history of a newfag and deciding wether to give him a loan or not hopefully my nose will remain the same

>>17242159
off the top of my head,
rrat
fed
romancetako if he is still alive
im pretty sure there was another rushia poster
Smiles
there could have been more

>>17242231
>but after thinking about it basically is a bank, that's it
Correct.

>>17242311
I want to be the co-founder

>>17242389
As if I could turn you down. Welcome to the Board of Directors.

honk for valentines can we buy other players

>>17241970
keep trying

>>17242465
>honk can we buy other players
Unironically this, but also picrel.

>>17242268
>im pretty sure there was another rushia poster
There has been a new rushiposter in the thread lately but it's certainly not a newhag.
Source: The mahjong demons

>>17242231
>>17242420
I'm really liking the direction the idea is going. I wish you good luck on this endeavor. I tried to write a longer reply but for some reason brain mot work

>>17242724
>mot work
I can see that

>>17242710
>The Source
Based!

>>17242724
Get some sleep. thonx beb

>>17242750
I may be a retard pls andastad

>>17242268
still alive, just lurking.

>>17241048
it's not a new idea, it has been tried before

>>17243211
hi

>>17243236
When? Who has tried it? How did it go?
>>17243211
Glad to hear you are still around.

>>17243236
wait really? I don't remember it

all these newfags around... I dont consider myself an oldfag, but am I one know? by relativity? man time flies.

>>17243361
Post wallet.

>>17243361
I'm in the top 50 and yet I'd still be considered a newhag.

>>17243361
Same here. I'm definitely a newfag but I've now been active for about half the game's entire lifespan.

>>17242420
happy to be on board man

>>17242420
Are you perhaps interested in number-crunching and advice of an outside consultant? My fees are nominal, I assure you.
If it works the way I think it does now, then it is a genuinely great way to invest liquid while giving newhags an opportunity to grow faster than their competition.

Hello!
I come with a useless report for you!

Here are the holders of rank 20, 50, 100, and 200 and those in their vicinity!

The divvies are almost here! Remember to keep an eye on that liquid so you wont run out too fast or that you wont be forced to buy shitcoins in a panic trying to zero out! Unless my quick calculations are incorrect, it should now be 175 cycles to dividends!

Where is he?

>>17244251
I'm listening.

>>17244608
Ganbatte PonRyS

WELCOME -- TO HOUR NINETEEN
HOUR NINETEEN...
THE... NINETEENTH HOUR
IT'S NOT THE SEVENTEENTH HOUR
IT'S NOT THE... NINTH HOUR
IT'S HOUR NINETEEN
ONE... NINE...
A VERY... SPECIAL HOUR
IN THAT, HOUR NINETEEN, IS THE NINETEENTH HOUR, NOT... ANY OTHER HOUR
VERY FEW HOURS CAN CLAIM TO BE THE NINETEENTH HOUR
THIS HOUR... IS ONE OF THOSE HOURS
AND AS WE SIT HERE, ENJOYING THIS HOUR, THE NINETEENTH HOUR, LET'S SPARE A MOMENT, TO THINK OF THOSE HOURS THAT AREN'T QUITE THE NINETEENTH HOUR
HOUR EIGHTEEN... AND HOUR TWENTY

WELCOME TO THE NINETEENTH HOUR!

19th hour, enjoy, etc.

>>17245006
19:00:00
ikzzzz

>>17245006
>19:00:00
>>17245010
>19:00:02
One out of two ain't bad

>>17245006
>19:00:00

>>17244608
matou...

>>17245010
>19:00:02

Newhag here. When should I start looking at daily views/subs to get an idea who is going to adjust. Thats the whole 1900 thing yeah?
Rushia is going to the moon tomorrow right?

>>17245310
Hour nineteen is supposed to be when it happens. Emphasis on "supposed to be." Sometimes numbers aren't "final" until well after midnight ET. >>17211269
and even then - music channels - specifically Mori and Sora - can have their views update, and still count, right up until adjustments. the same is also true for EVERYONE's subscriber counts
When numbers are fucky like that - you can get a rough idea by looking at any live stream views not CCV - total views but that isn't a "complete" picture because it ignores music/old VOD views. The API only updates views for "regular" channels once per day - it stops counting them at 5 PM. So if someone is streaming at 7 PM, for example, or their stream doesn't end before 5 PM, not all of the views will count towards the following adjustment.

Views stop counting for everyone but Mori and Sora: 5 PM ET
Subscribers stop counting: 9:04 AM ET
Views stop counting for Mori/Sora: 9:04 AM ET

Also, sometimes poi "updates" but the "Daily Views" column is fucked and shows two days worth of views. It's why the spreadsheet from the previous thread uses a bit more math to get an accurate "change in total views" count.

>>17245310
>Rushia is going to the moon tomorrow right?
wat

Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.
Data collected at Cycle 62.

Here's the R.I.C.H. report for today:
>Total Shares in circulation amount to 11,805,962, a 0.78% increase from yesterday's volume
>Average shares per coin is 190,419. There are 26 coins above this average.
>Calliope currently has the highest volume, at 824,825 shares, or 6.99% of market volume.
>Pochimaru currently has the lowest volume, at 28,216 shares, or 0.24% of market volume.

Top 5 Volume Increases (of 44):
>Pochimaru :: +7.4%
>Nachoneko :: +4.9%
>Mumei :: +4.7%
>Mio :: +3.6%
>Ui :: +3.5%

Top 5 Volume Decreases (of 18):
>Kronii :: -7.1%
>Laplus :: -4.6%
>Aqua :: -3.6%
>Choco :: -3.4%
>Shion :: -3.3%

22 coins had a sub-1% change in volume today.


Here's the R.I.S.E. report for today:
>Starting Liquid is estimated at $146,076.42, which is an increase of 2.54% from yesterday's estimate.
>Total Market Value for today is $217,523,292,469.93, which is an increase of 2.34% from yesterday's Market Value.
>Average Value per Share is $18,424.87. A total of 14 coins are above this average.
>Hololive currently has the highest value, at $19,050,057,370.65 in total market value, or 8.76% of market value.
>Pochimaru currently has the lowest value, at $176,368,622.56 in total market value, or 0.08% of market value.

Top 5 Value Gains (of 35):
>Kronii :: +46.7%
>Aqua :: +38%
>Roboco :: +35.2%
>Shion :: +33.1%
>Gura :: +17.8%

Top 5 Value Losses (of 27):
>Fauna :: -20.5%
>Calliope :: -19.1%
>Nene :: -13.7%
>Sora :: -12.8%
>Laplus :: -12.7%

21 coins had a sub-4% change in value today.


Here's the F.R.E.E. report for today:
>Today's Superchats totaled to $144,753,552, which is a decrease of 15.11% from yesterday's Superchats.
>The Broker made $256,004,667.58 today, an increase of 18% from yesterday's salary.

Top 5 Superchat Increases (of 25):
>Iofi :: +5.8%
>Mumei :: +4.6%
>Lui :: +4.3%
>Kronii :: +3.6%
>Lamy :: +3.4%


Here's the M.O.V.E. Report for today:
>5 coins (Civia, Flare, Melfissa, Aki, Reine) adjusted green, but are still trending upwards.
>2 coins (Pochimaru, AZKi) adjusted red, but are still trending downwards.
>8 coins (Hololive, Subaru, Polka, Suisei, Towa, Mel, Sana, Ayame) adjusted red, but are now above their pre-adjustment value.
>1 coin (Moona) adjusted green, but is now below their pre-adjustment value.
>46 coins are on projected trend lines and have not intersected with their pre-adjustment values.

Top 5 Most Volatile Coins (per Hour Average):
>Calliope :: $606.45 Up
>Kronii :: $581.94 Down
>Aqua :: $478.05 Down
>Shion :: $371.97 Down
>Mumei :: $256.06 Up

Top 5 Least Volatile Coins (per Hour Average):
>Aki :: $0.08 Up
>HLuna :: $0.09 Up
>Nabi :: $0.12 Up
>Reine :: $0.20 Up
>Pochimaru :: $0.29 Down

Overall Average movement was $22.11 per hour.
Average Upwards movement was $85.60 per hour.
Average Downwards movement was -$160.43 per hour.

The Finanical Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to stay informed, shitpost responsibly, and FUD accurately.

>>17246508
>Towa adjusted red, but is now above her pre-adjustment value.
All me.

>>17246643

because of chubas, NASFAQ, and /vt/, I didn't even realize that these retards were quoting me UTC out of one side of their mouth and EST out of the other until I was 3 e-mails and 24 hours deep into this https://litter.catbox.moe/98k56t.png

>>17247762
this made me laugh. thanks

>>17235678
if only there was a way to make shit on the internet binding HONK WRITE THAT DOWN

>>17236253

>>17250217

>>17250217
cute

>>17245006
>19:00:00

highly encourage anyone to check the /an/ webm threads as well as /wsg/ animal threads of all varieties for mental wellness

Is this mental illness

>>17250217
birb

>>17250651
The kenzoku are assimilating the deadbeat
h-hot

>>17250651
>menhera anon earlier
>now these two
Looks like the hagification did not come without a price to pay, we are in the dementia stage now

>>17252270
Every day is a blur. There is no peace, only euphoria and despair. GET ME OUT OF THIS DEMENTIA STAGE. HAGIFICATION WAS A MISTAKE.

>>17250557
t. fed

>>17253673
>t. fed
t. fed

nothing wrong with being a fed

sus

>>17253917
He is worse than a fed. He is, may Sora pardon me for uttering this: a member of the 50 cents army

>>17242710

Hello there.
There is a new experimental column in the MOVE Data that gives heavily generalized advice. This column is a work in progress and is primarily intended for the upcoming Trade Assistant Sheet I've been working on. Please note that your use of this column to make financial decisions is entirely at your own risk. The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge take no responsibility for losses incurred due to using this experimental data. We do take the credit if you strike it big, though.

>>17254509
looks promising

>>17254509
I will strike it big

>>17254509
>sell towa
based

I'll sell all at noon and wait for the adjustment.
Chances are I'll double down on what I currently have (Calli, Senchou and Bae). Godspeed, anons

>>17254509
https://youtu.be/9h-hJltAfZo?t=78

>>17253673
>>17253699
Stop feeding

>>17254509
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBtpyeLxVkI

>>17254509
after divs post an auction. small token of thanks for your work

I'm going in, watching Noel fumble through this has given me a nostalgia bug
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jb7bnoBtN0

>>17256021
I'm watching Kronii's sonic kino
she said the DRRRRRROPLETSSS thing on the cutscene, I love her

>>17256083
Wait, Sonic?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdSgDTEBIvE
>ROLLING AROUND AT THE SPEED OF SOUND | #1
fuck, I already missed City Escape didn't I?

lmao she's clearly played this before

>>17256242
she was going full autism over the chao, she definitely has

>>17256271
hasn't done her much good, lol

>>17256350
SA2 will be 21 years old in June.
It might just be that she's rusty.

>>17232538
>8 hours ago
Thank you anon. Forgive me, today has been a busy day for this oni hoarder

>>17257383
today has been a busy day = sex with boyfriend

>>17257478
boyfriend = me

>>17256436
holy shit
watching her sperg out in chao garden is actually really nice. so was the kazoe yakuman I pulled out of my ass

>this is knuckles, knuckles is rapping?
>all the raps are written from his perspective, ah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXglHbYB1Y4
if only you knew clocktits, if only you knew...

>>17256436
>it's been 17 years
SA2: Battle
dead thread

>>17259887
What relevant stuff is there to even talk about? Would you rather the menhera come back to talk than the thread be dead? I wouldn't mind personally, that's at least something that could be talked about

>>17260018
NTA but I agree, divs are happening in about 24h, there really isn't much to talk about until adjustments...

you guys have any early predictions for adjustment?
maybe something to talk about ? idk.

>>17260947
Pokemon tournaments will hit today. Any standouts in JP?

>>17260947
Aqua concert is happening in 3 hours I think

>>17260995
Wasn't it done through JP YouTube? Niconico or whatever, holos shouldn't have got any views

how much fucking ram does nasfaq eat

>>17243361
I started in August, am I still a newhag?

>>17262608
Maybe not new, definitely not old

>>17262492
yes

Konnui sex

>>17262645
You're just a hag

dead thread, post oshi (chibi)

>>17265167

>>17265167
dead oshi

>>17265314
my condolences

>>17265167

>>17265167

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lyzeomh5Bvg
holy fuck dejicoin when

>>17265167

>>17265167

>>17265167
How low have we fallen to bump the thread like how /a/'s waifu thread does it after bump limit, so sad.

>>17267054

The /nasfaq/ nigger glows in dark mode. You can see him if you're trading. Just run him over, that's what you do. Fucking /nasfaq/ niggers

>>17267204
>Posting P*mu

>>17267054
I get to see cute images of the holo girls, what's the issue? It's on-topic for the board, at least.

ohhhh smiles

>>17267054
It is a bit sad, the thread's not nearly as lively as it once was. What would you suggest we post instead though? There isn't exactly much going on with the game, so you can rule that out

>>17262492
More than enough. I have a custom-built rig and there is a noticeable (albeit minor) performance drop when I have the market page open.

>>17267824
Hello2

>>17268515
Hi smiles!
I'm hopefully going to sleep soon!

>>17268515
hi

>>17268818
Hi PH, Good night!
>>17268852
Hi kenzoku, your oshi is cute like always!

>>17268515
Sup

>>17257658
nice yakuman. Congratz!

>>17257658
>pochimama character
nice

>>17265167
its the bottom bitch
>>17267054
i just like sharing images of mine and seeing those of others

>>17257383
It's okay Oni...! I've actually been waiting for you to hit it since a week ago and I wanted to screenshot it at exactly 10k

>>17265167

>>17265167

why did I wake up at 4:20 AM?
oh nyooooo aqua

I THOUGHT IT WAS DIVIE DAY AND I SPENT ALL MY MONEY

>>17271786
oh nyo...

>>17271786
retardchama...

>>17271786
Sell Pekora, Fubuki, Aqua, Towa, Choco, and Kronii until adjustment.

>>17272199
>sell Pekora
Nice bait.

>>17272319
If Anon is broke? Nothing about that is bait. They can buy twice as many tomorrow. Retard.

>>17272430
>his trading attention time span is the last 24h
Pekora's still under her average price, he'd be selling her, a metacoin with good returns, at a loss. If you trade like this, that's pretty damned sad.
But, since I decided to complain, I will also give my own advice:
>Fubuki, Aqua, Towa, Choco, Kronii
And Roboco, Ame, Watame, Aki, Kanata, Moona, Gura, Luna, and if you're hard-pressed, also Marine.
Also sell Shion and Suisei (if you have large stacks of them that can sustain tomorrow's spike, 1000+)

Ohhh konnui

ohhh page 10

>>17272827
>Also sell Shion and Suisei (if you have large stacks of them that can sustain tomorrow's spike, 1000+)
>Giving a shit about average price
This is your mind on MPP. No SOVL.

>>17273542
>thinking average price is the same as MPP
How do you fail both in trading AND dividends strategy? Stay poor and post wallet.

>>17273608
Forgot the image the first time, but here's a small hint about averages, retard chama: they can be distorted by outliers.