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I don’t get Noel, /vt/. She’s, cute, funny, entertaining and a good conversationalist. Yet why does she keep using her breasts for attention when she doesn’t have to? What’s she playing at?

>> No.17249574

>>17249479
there is nothing wrong with women enjoying being sexual

>> No.17249576

>>17249479
>roommate posting

>> No.17249602

>>17249479
Boobs

>> No.17249647

>>17249479
booba

>> No.17249691

her boobs are the source of her lifeforce

>> No.17249787

boobs are talking

>> No.17249886

Yeah right, and if you had a foot long dick you wouldn't brag about it nonstop.

>> No.17250714

>>17249886
That's pretty fucking gay anon

>> No.17250888
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17250888

Noel's built for marriage and pumping out 4 kids minimum

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>>17249479
If you have the assets, why not use them? She knows what she's doing.

>> No.17251366 [DELETED] 

>>17250888
So she's... BUILT FOR BBC?

>> No.17251579

>>17249479
As if most of these would matter without the booba

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>>17251366

>> No.17254274

>>17250888
Too bad she will end up childless like every camwhore because governments are too incompetent to educate people why a sub-2.1 fertility rate is detrimental for a society.

>> No.17257014
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17257014

>>17249479
She realized her life had no meaning and everyone just saw her as a walking pair of tits, so she embraced it and monetized them. Yes, deep down, she hates herself because of it.

>>17250888
>Noel's built for marriage and pumping out 4 kids minimum
Noel is a misandrist because of horny men and boys couldn't stop Chikan her whenever they could. She'll be a bitter spinster before she settles down and have kids. It's also why she sexualizes herself so much when she doesn't have to.

>> No.17257100

>>17254274
You can't blame Japan's government for not trying though. They've been to make their men more manly for decades.

>> No.17257310

>>17249479
She has enough boobs irl that when she goes to the onsen random old ladies can't only comment on how big and plentiful they are. Please take into consideration that she fills her character's boobs perfectly...if not even more. Being those massive pair a thing she had since puberty at some capacity, and being the attention-mesmerizing things they seem to be(spoiler: They are), it's normal that they are something she takes pride on. I mean, you don't get a nickname like running titty cow in highschool for being Rushia like.

>> No.17257358

>>17257310
*can only comment.

My bad.

>> No.17257552

>>17249479
>m.jpg

>> No.17260034

>>17257014
Can Noel be saved from such terrible fate?

>> No.17260291
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17260291

>All these rrats.
>People don't accept the simple explanation that Noel was bullied for having huge knockers and felt like shit for having them for a long time.
>Find a group of people who actually enjoy huge knockers.
>Start making money off them.
>Start to actually take pride in her huge boobies.
>Find GF who wants to bathe with her and lay her head on her huge knockers.

>> No.17260628

>>17257014
>Noel is a misandrist
Ogey we will be back with more bullshit at 11pm tonight tim

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>>17260291
I genuinely believe that the reason noel joined hololive is to find friends.
Being a booba streamer probably made it hard for her to find friend, because it's japan.
And the reason she really want to be close with subaru is because subaru is the most normal girl in hololive.

>> No.17263763

>>17260628
Noel is a misandrist. That much is true, and you being in denial won't change that fact.

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>>17263763
Silly anon, you're not Noel.

>> No.17266627

>>17249479
Is her roommate still thicc though?

>> No.17269446

>>17264704
No, but it is easy to psychoanalyze her.

>> No.17269646

Noel joined Hololive because she is a fan
>>1726102
1 She had streamer friends before Hololive (Marine and Mel are mutual friends with some of them just as a side note). She also had a couple of college friends.
2 She had been a "booba streamer" for less than a year before Holive.

>> No.17269698

>>17261020
Meant for
>>17261020

>>17269446
You don't even know what clubs she was part of in High School.

>> No.17269753

>>17249479
Boobs = Life

>> No.17269786

>>17261020
She actually had friends before hololive through uni. She joined hololive because it was the closest thing to her dream job

>> No.17269835

>>17269646
Bro. Stop. You are fighting a losing battle. These faggots will do anything but listen to you or do their research reps.

>> No.17271846

>>17266627
Oh yesss in all the right places.

>> No.17272318

>>17263763
OGEY

>> No.17272752

>>17269446
>No, but it is easy to psychoanalyze her.
Bro stop your hilariously full of it get better bait.

>> No.17273453

>>17249479
When she first began her streaming, she thought that was her only charm point. Even when she's got other things going for it now, she's used to flaunting her asset.

>> No.17273726

She's entertaining AND has huge boobs. What's there not to like?

>> No.17273931

>>17249479
Her main channel litteraly asmr while you watch her boobs. I don't see what's wrong with that

>> No.17274022

>>17249479
She likes* doing it
*was abused into liking it at a young age through bullying

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>>17249479
Who the fuck cares. Just fap to her tits. She obviously wants you to otherwise there wouldn't be another activity on the side that is only laser focused on her tits and how great they are. It's her entire personality and she knows it. You don't even have to care about human rights, much less women's rights when the bitch in question is literally just a pair of walking tits and nothing more.

>> No.17274666

>>17249479
I like her shes cute

>> No.17274759

>>17249479
Because she can
Imagine you actually having a huge cock, you would actually get to use it to your advantage

>> No.17274881

>>17249479
>She’s, cute, funny, entertaining and a good conversationalist.
you wouldn't think any of that if you hadn't masturbated to her enormous milkers, it's absolutely her main and dare I say only appeal don't delude yourself

>> No.17274952

>>17274759
Showing off you huge cock isn't (as) socially acceptable nor encouraged, unlike showing off your milkers

>> No.17275143

>>17274599
>>17274881
Noel is mor entertaining than your reddit oshi, you dumb EOP.

>> No.17275615

>>17275143
are you the turbosperg telling people to kill themselves in noel's thread

>> No.17275729

>>17275615
Are you the turbosperg who concernfags her?

>> No.17275860

>>17275729
I'll take that as a yes, thought so

>> No.17275910

>>17275860
Answer my question faggot. Why are you in the thread of someone you hate?

>> No.17277198

>>17275910
>Why are you in the thread of someone you hate?
Because I love her.

>> No.17277420

>>17277198
Sure you do. You literally like nothing about her.

>> No.17277431
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17277431

Noel is great. She's entertaining and adorable, karaoke streams full of SOVL, and a big tiddy monster. Something for everyone, don't see a problem or why she'd have schizos hating on her.

>> No.17277451

>>17249479
because theyre fucking gigantic! giga huge

>> No.17277481

>>17261020
She joined because she loved Ayame. That's the actual real reason.

>> No.17277670

>>17249479
>Cute, funny, entertaining, good conversationalist
>AND she got huge breasts
Sounds good to me.

>> No.17279821

>>17274022
She should seek help.

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17279983

>>17277431
I also love how determined she is. Dark Souls and Nioh, both completed despite below average skills. The girl is not a quitter.

>> No.17280048

>>17261020
>I genuinely believe that the reason Noel joined hololive is to find friends.
If you watched streams you know she's stated this many times outright. It sure as shit wasn't to make money, when she joined, Hololive wasn't nearly as big as it is now and even now, she still makes more money from her other job.

>> No.17280247

>>17260291
>People don't accept the simple explanation that Noel was bullied for having huge knockers and felt like shit for having them for a long time.

Men don't do this past 11 years old, anon, we want to fuck the girl instead. So she's used to sexual attention from men from early teenage years at the latest. There's a wide gap between "bullied by everyone" and "decided to make money off of it", which is filled with her leaning to use it in her favor.

The idea that she only took pride/used them after openly monetizing her tits is hilarious.

>> No.17280281

>>17280247
The implication is that it was women who were doing most of the bullying. Which if you know anything about how women are like, they care way more about the opinion of their peers, especially in the middle/high school years.

>> No.17280390

>>17280247
She went to an all girls HS and all women university.
As I said before you try to psychoanalyze her but you don't know the first thing about her.

>> No.17280718

>>17257014
>Noel is a misandrist
Still salty that she won't collab with your homos?

>> No.17281150

>>17280390
You have seen far too much anime anon if you think that's enough to actually isolate one from males. Hell, ESPECIALLY in those places. I used to sneak into one to meet someone - granted, not in Japan, but still.

But hey, cope more.

>> No.17281287

>>17249479
Full disclaimer, I like huge titties more than everyone else on this board combined. Independent of the tits I think Noel is a great streamer and would still be very successful without any titty mentions/skits/model/whatever. At the end of the day what matters is whether she’s happy doing the cow skits or if it haunts her and keeps her up at night. She’s fortunate enough to be able to quit it and still live as comfortably as she does now.

>> No.17281435

>>17281150
The point was that she was bullied by other girls/women. You are so retarded.

>> No.17281725 [DELETED] 

>>17281435
Read the orignal post, it's the average otaku fantasy of

>very atractive girl was bullied/rejected by this perfectly fine trait
>insert-mc can save her
>she'll love him for being "different"

I was never denying jealous women would pick on her, but laughing at people who skip the whole presence/dynamics. The idea that she avoided it "by going to an all-girls school" is hilarious, keep seething

>> No.17281822

>>17281435
Read the orignal post, it's the average otaku fantasy of

>very atractive girl was bullied/rejected because of this perfectly okay trait
>insert-mc can save her!
>she'll love him for being "different" !11

I was never denying jealous women would pick on her, but instead laughing at people who skip how the whole male presence/dynamics changes things. It's not a tearjerker story about a girl "learning to like her boobs" through hornyfaggots on the web, she'd be milking all her worth of them irl well before that.

The idea that she avoided this "by going to an all-girls school" is hilarious, keep seething

>> No.17282055

>>17281822
Just say you know nothing about her man. You do know that she wasn't a booba streamer for most her time streaming right?

>> No.17282657

>Why does someone that has the ideal female that several of her co workers admitted to find attractive flaunt it? I just don't get it!

Noel knows what shes got, knows how to show it off, and others appreciate it.

>> No.17282696

>>17282657
>figure
Imagine forgetting the one word that made that entire sentence make sense.

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>>17282657
>>17282696
Well, both sentences are technically correct.

>> No.17283369

>>17257014
I WILL SAVE HER

>> No.17286030

>>17280390
>I never go outside therefore my oshi never goes outside

>> No.17286052

>>17277431
>, don't see a problem or why she'd have schizos hating on her.
It's not hate. She just feels off.
She keeps sexualizing herself despite people adore her for her fun and gentle personality. (Boobs alone will only get you so far (See Sopra Amane)
She does it seemingly for no reason since she should be a millionaire easily at this point but keeps selling ass pics for pennies on Fanbox . Not only that but she keeps sexualizing herself despite being one of the famous in Hollive and vtuber in general that often gets sponsors, despite those side activities can easily have a negative impact on said sponsors and future ones.

>> No.17286475

>>17286052
>Fanbox
Confirmed for not knowing what you are talking about. She makes more as her roommate than Rushia does just on memberships.
>despite those side activities can easily have a negative impact on said sponsors and future ones.
Her roommate gets sponsorships so I don't see how it would effect it

>> No.17286683

>>17286052
Anon, she's not just making "pennies", she legitimately getting a FUCKTON of money through her roommate stuff, way more than in Hololive.
And as you said, they are side activities, she's not using her Hololive persona for those so unless it's something illegal, it won't have any impact on Hololive and her other gigs in any way.
And honestly I really doubt that this kind of stuff would have any effect on sponsorships in the first place, especially in Japan.

>> No.17287004

>>17286683
People are often underestimating the amount of money she's earning.
At her age, being able to straight up buy two houses with one of them dedicated to ASMR, filled with awfully expensive audio equipment + replacements, in a city where property prices are beyond fucked is a huge thing.
And all of this without having rich parents or relatives helping her.

>> No.17288407

>>17279983
I love her so much.

>> No.17288506

>>17286683
Noel makes AT LEAST 100k per month off NND memberships alone. She also gets sponsored as her roommate.

>> No.17288611

>>17249479
She masturbates to the idea of people masturbating to her tits. It's her fetish. Hololive allows degenerates to magnify their fetishes.

>> No.17288670

>>17269446
>literal unironic internet psychology

>> No.17288985

>>17249479
I think it's healthy, and not talking purely out of it's making my dick hard point.

She can't undo her boobs, she grew up with them, and clearly sometimes bullied for it at least most likely from flatties. Why separate her from her boobs and why not use them and be proud of them. You don't ask why Rushia herself brings up her being flat as a board, it's because it's source of her comedy, and Noel is using her boobs in the same way, so why did you feel compelled to ask that question?

>> No.17289024

>>17288611
And she's winning.

>> No.17289264

>>17287004
>Feb 21, 2018 — The average price of a newly constructed house in........Tokyo is ¥42,380,000 ($394,000)

It is actually much cheaper than in New York or Los Angeles, despite those metro areas having fewer people/declining populations. It sounds impressive to Americans whose idea of Tokyo is the 1980s boomtown, but it is no longer like this.

>> No.17289395

>>17289264
>In January 2018, the average list price of a newly constructed house in the Tokyo 23 wards was ¥64,870,000 ($603,000).

https://resources.realestate.co.jp/buy/how-much-does-it-cost-to-buy-a-new-house-in-tokyo/

She lives in an expensive are, your price is for the distant suburbs

>> No.17291287

>>17288506
She should settle down and start a family.

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