/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

don't have big penis

Only impregnating doggy style sex.

>>17168839
I'm not her type

>>17168839
Do you have the link to the official videos she produced for Patreon?
I have the pics.

isn't she a whore who's extremely picky with men

i hate snuffy with a passion. she is an ugly stoner cow whore. who I hope cries herself to sleep

>>17168992
i'm her type
she likes chunky dad-bods

>>17168839

Sure. But dating her sounds like a fucking nightmare. Imagine having to keep some menhara womanchild happy as she fails at every single degree of responsibility. You would be a caretaker instead of a partner. I feel sorry for whatever cuck falls into that nightmare.

>>17168839
She's fucking obese, you can tell by the voice even

>>17169677

What if I like braphogs?

>>17168839
Yes, if we are talking about Milk Tits Snuffy.
Flat Trash can Snuffy? I dunno probably not.

>>17168995
i have this. a lot of stuff here
https://kemono.party/patreon/user/36482372

>>17169890
Those tits are too large to be attractive. Flat snuffy flashing her panties at you is far more erotic.

>>17168839
i don't want herpes so no

>>17168839
She's already being fucked by like 10 black men.

>>17170891
true

>>17168839
i wish i was snuffy

I'd rather die a virgin, thanks.

>>17170557
I mean videos like this:
https://kemono.party/patreon/user/36482372/post/52239630

The video link doesn't work.

>>17169397
>She's fucking obese
That's a plus though

>>17172240
meant for >>17169677

>>17169890
I like big tits vtubers like Noel and Nui Sociere but Snuffy's model just looks gross. She could have added reasonably large tits to her older style of model and it would have worked, but this style is not working.

>>17170983
>>17171034
These threads always solicit beggars who wish to RP as choosers

>>17172408
this. Her new model is a major downgrade honestly. And its not just the body, the face sucks and doesn't look cute like her old one

>>17169044
That's not narrowing it down for me, man.

Don't stick your dick in crazy

>>17168839
No, I need to be romantically attracted to someone to even consider having sex with them

>>17172198
apparently the videos from the link i posted got nuked recently. however i saved some of them before this happened. i can drop them on catbox

>>17168839
Yes sir

>>17173122
please do

>>17173122
Please do.

>>17172913
it kinda killed my interest in her when she moved from her og 3d model, it was the cutest one she had so far desu, the one she's currently using is just meh coomer bait

Yeah but I wouldn’t be proud of it

>>17173395
I lost interest as well with the new model. She still uses the old one every couple streams tho. Hopefully her upcoming model is based on her og one and not her new one

>>17173329
>>17173334
https://litter.catbox.moe/4tkt29.mp4
https://litter.catbox.moe/n98o9j.mp4
https://litter.catbox.moe/ttmhjl.mp4
https://litter.catbox.moe/nnyan1.mp4

>>17173753
people pay for this shit?
last one was cute at least

>>17168839
Only if we're both in fursuits

>>17173753
Are these missing sound or something or are they really that boring?

>>17173753
>those janky animations
Damn these suck. I agree with the 1st anon, the last is pretty cute and still gets me hard.

>>17174083
yeah i expected them to have sound when i saw the sound icon is usable in the player but there is no sound there

>>17173863
>>17174906
i only like the last one too. and this is her vrchat model

>>17168839
I may have done, would do it again. Chub girls like her are always incredibly wet. If you have less than 7 inches dont bother though.

>>17168839
Only paizuri

>>17169890
>was about to start watching her more often
>she produces this garbage
at least she's honest about being coomer bait

>>17168839
before the new model, i would've, not anymore

>>17176241
i think she'd genuinely be a good (and successful) chuuba without the coomershit, I find her pretty funny and creative, but she has such a trash-tier low opinion of herself that she's constantly debasing herself like this as though she needed it, even though I really don't think she does
i want old snuffy back man

>>17173753
I find koikatsu from random anons here better than these...

>>17168839
>Is woman
Yes

>>17169044
>whore
>picky
how does that work?

I find her disgusting and a backstabbing bitch, if anything I would touch her to slap her face and that's it.

I won't lose my already low dignity for sex with that w*man

I'm not getting sloppy seconds from a dog

>>17168839
>>17170557
>>17172198
>>17173753
Why do western vtubers always make porn of their models? You can't even blame people like brittany venti for thinking ALL vtubing is inherently pornografic since so many western vtubers make porn

>>17178979
money, what else?
contrary to (most) JPs they don't have to be seiso. In fact, most of their personalities depend on being pornographic

>v-etshojo
never

>>17179048
Do they not see or do they not care about what to the outsiders looking into gonna be thinking? Most people are gonna associate vtubing with wierd porn shit like they do furries

>>17180034
>implying hololive bandwagoners care about the community
they're here to make easy clips and a quick buck, they don't care about anything else

>>17179185
Oh no she's friends with the girls from Vshojo.
Whoop de fucking do.

>>17180034
Bro, people already associate anime with weird shit. Of course vtubers, which are anime adjacent, would get the same treatment, even if they weren't whoring themselves out.

Am I getting paid?

>>17176241
Considering she changes her model every other stream cause she likes to use them all, I doubt that would be a problem for you.
Also this is the big new model coming up as part of all the girls lore. It's meant to be midna inspired 3 foot tall shortstack, this one is going back to the small chest. The smilfy model was something she did entirely for fun because she wanted a "what if I had big tits for once" joke model until this year when they rolled out the big new one.

>>17186963
NTA, I trusted her when she said it'd be a one-off joke model but it ended up lasting... just way too long. It affected my opinion of her a little. This new shorty model sounds promising, I just hope she doesn't pull another "joke" like that for months on end

>>17180034
anon they dont care about the 'community' its history or culture
theyre trend hoppers who rolled a good RNG and 'won' the twitch meta
theyre just looking for a quick buck before the twitch meta changes and they become any other half irrelevant streamer

>>17180034
>implying anime doesn't already have weird shit.

>>17187323
I'm that anon, this. I thought it was going to be a one-off joke like "haha look i have big titties lol" then i kept seeing it for months

She was my oshi back when she had the pink cat model. Haven’t watched her since she became coomerbait.

>>17178979
blame vshojo

>>17187323
>>17190993
Like I said, I see her use a different model almost every stream, and one stream she literally just kept fucking with her models to make eldritch horrors and goofy shit instead of playing Kingdom Hearts.

pic related was all from one stream a month ago

>>17169397

Snuffy is a fat stoner degenerate

>>17168839
she only fucks ugly bastard ojisans and dogs. nope.

>>17192328
So that means that each stream I have to hope she doesn't use the shitty model? That doesn't make it any better

>>17192328
that stream was creative kino and is part of why I still like her despite the coomer phase

>>17194767
based and snuffy pilled

>>17190389
Do people just make up cynical shit and then assume it doesn't sound retarded because it's cynical?

>>17168839
Snuffy just wants the torture of her crest of lust tier burning quenched and is just passing through.
Who can blame her with such a satanically zogged tv society. With adderall to hypersexualize extreme minors sharply, with entire families of zog crap cocktails in front of the tv so they can't even bring themselves to slut touch let alone hold on to a true love the other half of the big idea.
I know Snuffy needs an awesome 12 year experienced massage therapist to strong therapist fap hand blast her with that large Mako offered at Akrowsnest, rotating it inside her like a hollower until she can fit the XL dragon egg and breed.
Poor cherished cum face you were always too good for this evil age and I vow to show you painkiller of true love even if just online.

I'm not literally an animal, so I don't think I'm her type.

>>17169890
terrible taste, flat snuffy is sex

>>17200856
>>17170891
To be fair, I still prefer the old design over milk tits Snuffy. I just don't want to fuck the old design.
Since snuffy doesn't actually do any sexual streams I still don't like the redesign, as I think old Snuffy fit her way better, and looked nicer.
It would be good for an avtuber though...
Though you guys have to at least admit it's impressive that the 3d model looks so close to the 2d one.

Flat snuffy voice reveal is PEAK Snuffy, the giant tits contribute nothing

>>17169890
shit taste

>>17168839
>a brony that literally advocates animal sex
no
Instead I would have her shot and hung

>>17168839
Yes but when she gets pregnant I'd have mega super ultra sex with her

>>17168839
Does she have a nude model?

>>17208020
yes
the animations are frozen garbage though

>>17208104
Are they actually her modeling or just stuff commissioned?

>>17208519
you tell me
also scroll up to >>17173753 dumbass

>>17208649
I thought that was just fanart shit and not official.

>>17208835
anon thats from her patreon

>>17200188
>human
>not literally an animal
debatable

Where does this dog meme come from

>>17168897
this but with lots of vampire kisses. she needs to be COVERED in bite marks

>>17208975
Shit, that's awful looking.

>>17168839
Her 2D and 1.0 3D model aren't that hot to me. I would fuck the hell out of her Smilfy model and maybe the Raccoon persona model as well.

>>17169890
Ew, I prefer flat (original) Snuffy better than that garbage

Imagine trying to do Snuffy doggystyle but you can't reach her vagina. Not because you're small, but because her ass is just so gargantuanly, hamplanetly fat that no man could ever reach the bottom. So instead you furiously hotdog her buns while she laughs and giggles.

>>17168839
Hmmm nah

>>17209191
>meme

>>17213481
What is wrong with people like this anon? Why don't they recognise a fertile female when it's hanging right in front of them?

>>17209191

You just know

>>17168839

I hope Snuffy is extremely aware of just how much I want to (consensually) kiss her (with tongue) and tell her I love her and rub her squishy body all over and propose to her and marry her and have sex with her and creampie her and get her pregnant and pamper her throughout the entire pregnancy and tell her every day that she's more beautiful than the last and after she gives birth to your first kid I'll tell her I want another and she'll gladly agree cause she likes getting pampered for 9 months straight but I'll have put my long term ovary massage plan into action and she'll be mega fertile so that her second pregnancy will actually be twins and as soon as the doctor gives us the news I'll hug her and kiss her and tell her I love her whole her face stays frozen cause she doesn't know how to react. This pattern will only continue and after 9 months of treating her like a goddess Snuffy will birth our beautiful twins and her milfy squishy milky body will be mine for the molesting and and I will molest it every night until she's pregnant for a third time. And when Snuffy and I go to the doctor (she's beginning to get embarrassed by how often she's seen in the maternity ward) the doctor will stare in disbelief at how well my plan worked and he'll tell us that Snuffy is currently carrying triplets, which is news so jarring that she will nearly faint. Obviously I will be overjoyed by our rapidly growing family and Snuffy will probably be a bit annoyed by the nearly debilitating number of babies growing in her womb now. I will take thousands of photos of my wonderful wife Snuffy during every pregnancy, but especially this one cause the triplets make her belly comically large and she won't even be able to see my massive boner whenever I'm near. After pushing out 3 more beautiful children our family of 6 will be absolutely bustling. No more children for now, 6 is plenty to take care of and even with her massive engorged mammaries Snuffy still has trouble keeping up. Our life will be the perfect big family happily ever after until a few years down the line. Our first two batches are not old enough to not need constant supervision and we can finally have some privacy again. Insane amounts of kinky sex will Ensue and perhaps once night we go a little crazy with no condoms. Fast forward a couple weeks and that Snuffy feels that familiar feeling again, she knows what's going on. Once again Snuffy and I return to the maternity ward and eagerly await the doctor's report. She even makes a joke about how it's probably quadruplets and how our "happily ever after" seems to be getting more hectic each year. The doctors turns to us stone faced and terrified, his hands shaking and his eyes darting from corner to corner. He gives us the news and Snuffy freezes, just stuttering in a half conscious state completely overtaken by the mental shock of hearing that she's carrying octuplets this time. The doctor apologizes but says that it's really a medical miracle that it could happen naturally. Snuffy is still in complete shock and remains that way for the rest of the day. From that point in I make a point out if waking up my wife Snuffy with a kiss every day and telling her how much I love her constantly. Over the next 9 months as Snuffy becomes a literal fertility idol I will shower her with a mindbreakingly large amount of love and appreciation. I will rub her stretched belly, help her with everything she could ever want, get her any food, I will answer her every beck and call with a constant stream of affection. Even with the sheer absurdity if an octuplet pregnancy, I will work day and night to make sure that Snuffy enjoys it just as much as her first. On the day she finally gives birth to her latest litter the happiest family in earth will double in size and I can't think of anything I want more than to be there with her while she's screaming from the pain of giving birth for the 7th through the 16th time.

>>17213737
NTA but
If you change too much of what people are used to then people will get upset. If you don't adore Snuffy for who she is then you only like big boobs and not what makes Snuffy who she is. Changing tits, skin colour, or whatever that's core part of their appeal is incredibly retarded.

>>17214288
I have a hard time applying that to snuffy who changes models every other stream and gets new ones almost as often. Hell, she abandoned a pink cat model and a put-in high pitched voice to arrive at her current trash panda setup. It's her performance that people care for.

>>17214111
Too schizo didn't read

bump

>>17168992
oh no no no