/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>17120679
ANON HATE

ORANGE WOMAN HATE

>>17120679
I licked the shark

>>17117283
I won't reply last as I will lick Gura more than once, because who will stop me?

Im really glad that I chose and oshi that wont cuck me or participate in a MALE dating stream or even larp as a male on stream.

I was neutral on Kiara until this. Absolutely fucking unacceptable.

I fucking hate Kiara.

KIARA HATE

FUCK YOU CHICKEN

global faggots go back, please just let us have 1 nice thread.

>>17121073
why is there an anus on the kronii stream?

just lol

>>17120588
so basically host club shit like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtIIMc-rOlM

>>17120679
I HATE YOU IHATE YOU I HATE YOU

>>17121275
yeah so don''t you know gen 3 will now all collab with the homos

I love gura and I love this image.

>>17121275
No because those people are actually funny and good at improve

>>17121385
improv*
fucking phone

>>17121275
fuck you insecure bitches i want to hear gura speak in a low voice and ask kinky things so i can see just how wild she is in bed

How much would you be willing to pay

>>17121229
Fuck off to global.

I'm in love with Gura!

>>17121532
You can ask me any time, she is quite diry in be when Im pleasuring her

>>17121532
She's already talked about a ton of her kinks on stream in her normal, girly voice.

sorry orange woman, but your shitty pseudo male collab stream idea falls flat. me and gura are currently in a very committed relationship, and things are starting to get pretty serious between us. (she even called me her nerd last week)

>>17121073
why is she playing banjo in members only

A car hit me and I cracked my helmet. I have a bad headache but I made it home in time for Gura.

>>17121662
greyniggers dont deserve it

>>17121631
timestamp

>>17121662
She's rusty and doesn't want greys making fun of her for it. Members are nicer.

>chumflakes seething at Kiara for shipping girls together with girls as a joke
I know youre a bunch of lonely insecure faggots, but this is a new level of mental illness.

>>17121550
My entire bank account

>>17121716
Anon you should probably go to a doctor..

>>17121631
i still can't believe she said bdsm sounds fun in that member stream

>>17121716
Glad you're not dead bud.

>>17121716
Good thing you are okay anon, good thing you used a helmet. Be more careful next time, Gura would want that (and me too)

Don't reply.

>>17121532
no fuck you, if a male so much as has a cameo on her fucking stream I will fucking lose it

>>17120994
If you keep posting pics of this quality, maybe I'll end up wanting to fuck that shark too.

>>17121827
Are you dumb? she's hinted at that a tooooon

>>17121716
Check if you got a concussion chumbie

>>17121800
You're the one that's new if that surprises you, coming from this thread

>>17121662
keeps the malaysians out and other niggers

>>17121716
DONT FALL ASLEEP

CHIMKEN HATE!

>>17121891
That's my sharkwife you're talking about there

Goop goop cute

I will suck her toesies.

>>17121827
Let's goooo
https://files.catbox.moe/1rnvoa.png

>>17121716
uhhhhh go to the ER right now bro, head injuries are serious shit and can absolutely kill you out of nowhere even if you just have a headache currently

Council was the final yab all along

>>17121716
what if your brain is swelling?

>>17122067
If it's still bad after the stream I'll go.

>>17122235
It fucking sucks Gura will have to acknowledge this because they will be collabing.

>>17122235
I fear that's the case.

>>17122235
Why is it yab? They're just doing a bit but they're still women.

>>17121827
women

Out of all the places /ggg/ seems to be the sanest today

>>17122552
don't reply to shitposters, it only emboldens them

>>17121716
I hope Calli isn't gonna visit you soon. You should really go check it and as someone already said don't fall asleep.

>>17122552
i have a jealous disposition

>>17122235
It's a joke anon.

>>17122595
It seems so.

HoloStars EN candidate here. I made it through the first couple rounds of interviews. Don't worry, I won't slide into Gura's DMs when I finally debut.

Gura should buy a splitter and see a chiropractor

>>17122552
>>17122597
Its a joke anons....

>>17122749
post redacted proof or GTFO

>proof: next thread

>>17121800
kill yourself KFPcuck

>>17122749
this is the shittiest larp I've seen all day

>>17122749
same

>>17122749
you're a stronger man than me. if you touch my oshi i will find and kill you.

>>17122749
Its not gonna happen. There are way too many people vocally not comfortable with males and they are judging reactions over the mori yab.
There is 0 chance for Stars EN
Even the reddit doesnt want them because they already dont give enough attention to Stars as is.

>>17122852
>>17122808

pet the shart

>>17122892
As a Chumbie, I respect Gura and fellow Chumbies too much to try anything that might end up hurting her. I bet she'll ghost me if I'm mandated to collab with her. That's all I'll say.

>>17122929
the way i see it is that since the next gen of jp homos is coming this year the earliest they do homo en would be next year depending on the success of the new jp gen

>>17123012
patpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpat

>>17121716
Why were you walking down the street wearing a helmet? Are you retarded?
>>17121631
>>17121827
link?
>tfw no gura on a leash, innacage or in handcuffs
>>17122749
you should make like a tree and fucking kill yourself

At least this larp is funnier than the normal baitfaggots

>>17123080
yeah you sound like a little bitch to me, i would take any chance i have at her, no matter what. and why are you spoilering everything? if cover finds this post they're gonna mouse over the text just like everyone else.

>>17123012
I will pet Gura with my dick! I'll smear her face with my precum!!

I don’t understand why larpers don’t realize that posting in spoilers makes it even less believable

>>17123141
>link?
mikoboat.com

>>17122627
Yeah I'll probably go right now. Now that I'm sitting down I don't feel so good. See ya buds hope the stream goes well.

>>17123141
I was on a motorcycle.

>>17123319
good luck bud, hope you're all good

>>17123319
>I was on a motorcycle.
you low-key had it coming. still hope you get better though. i want to become the last chumbud by killing you all myself

>>17123080
meds

>>17123080
Post redacted proof. A portion of a letter. email, or anything at all. Otherwise you are offtopic.

>>17123319
>motorcycle
seabud? hope you are doing fine traffic accidents are super high there so be careful.

>>17123319
good luck, I hope you have someone near you in case you pass out

>>17123413
the larper is just gonna use inspect element on a hololive page or something

Chest day complete.

>>17114285
>>17113387
Nice but make sure you are lifting. Lean body mass is the ultimate health benefit.

>>17123319
GL chumbud, hope it's just a standard concussion and nothing more serious.

I hope you guys enjoy the stream because there's too many people, especially if IRyS joins, they'll never play it again because "I don't want X to get left behind!"
Maybe if you're lucky they'll do 4 hours or something.

>>17122892
You're retarded. He's lying.

>>17123858
based encouragebud

>>17124005
WAGMI

>>17123950
Fauna and Ame don't talk as much during big collabs so I don't think it will be too chaotic. 6 is starting to push it for one voice chat though

>>17123858
Basedbud

>>17123319
Good luck, glad you didn't wait like a dumbass

>>17123950
Yea but the main issue with Terraria is there arent enough resources on a single world for a single player sometimes let alone 6

I want Gura to sing more Country. Especially in Spanish.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRdWEpCF5L4

Goodnight chumbuds, looks like I'll miss gura for a few more days. Shark dreams!

>>17124470
how many spanish songs are in karafun anyway?

>>17123319
Chumbud will finally see gura in heaven

I'm really glad Myth has never done this shit council is.

>>17124698
https://www.karafun.com/karaoke/styles/latinosalsa/
too many

>>17124932
They literally have, just not for an entire stream.

>>17124932
Don't jinx it. Multiple Holostars and ID have done the genderbend. What's to stop them from doing it come April 1st? They already did walfie so anything could happen. I'd vote for them to do monster versions of themselves.

>>17124804
Oh nyoooooooooooo

>>17124932
The JP's have done some host club roleplay that was pretty fun. I'm not a fan of voice changers personally.

>>17124941
I want gura to sing besame mucho

When I wake up, I can't even stay up
I slept through the day, fuck
I'm not getting younger
But when I'm older, I'll be so much stronger
I'll stay up for longer
Meet me at our spot

We caught a vibe (Woo-hoo!)
Baby, are you coming for the ride? (The ride, the ride, the ride)
I just wanna look into your eyes (Your eyes, your eyes)
I just wanna stay for the night, night, night
When we take a drive (Woo-hoo!)
Maybe we can hit the 405
Hypnotized by the lights
Man, this must be the life

When I go to sleep, I can't even fall asleep
Something's got a hold of me
Feel it taking over me
But when I'm older, I'll be moving onward
I just got a drunk text
"Meet me at our spot"

We caught a vibe (Yeah, yeah!)
Baby, are you coming for the ride? (The ride, the ride, the ride)
When I look into your eyes (Your eyes, your eyes)
I just wanna hold you all night (All night)
Maybe we can take a drive (Take a drive!)
Baby, we can hit the 405
Hypnotized by the lights
Man, this must be the life

Meet me at our spot, got something I wanna show you
Meet me at out spot, they can't find us there
Meet me at our spot, got something I wanna show you
Meet me at our spot, they can't find us there

Caught a vibe (Woo-hoo!)
Baby, are you coming for the ride? (The ride, the ride, the ride)
I just wanna look into your eyes (Your eyes, your eyes)
I just wanna stay for the night, night, night
When we take a drive (Woo-hoo!)
Maybe we can hit the 405
Hypnotized by the lights
Man, this must be the life

ありがとう、私はあなたが幸せであることを願っています。

>>17124932
But like, why? It's just an innocent joke stream.

Oh, Ame is in the Terraria collab too. I didn't check the description since I assumed all the ones listen on Kronii's schedule was all of them with possibly IRyS sneaking in but not speaking.

>>17125153
this is some next level unicorn, let the girls shitpost, gura making a shitty bro impression would be funny

>>17121827
>i still can't believe she said bdsm sounds fun in that member stream
https://files.catbox.moe/9cmmiz.mp4

>>17125410
You WILL whip Gura's ass with your belts, vanillafags.

>>17125374
This is why we can't have nice things.

>>17124932
I dont see the problem but it is council so its pretty cringe.
If we are being gaslighted into real homo EN I will be upset

>>17125623
That's based. She's enjoying the stream as intended.

>>17124470
I want Gura to sing Como un Trueno by Ilegales

>>17125593
vanillafag here, nothing wrong with some light stuff like that

chumbros, don't rip into me, I'm not good at drawing

>>17125623
I legitimately do not understand your problem with this. Could you explain it to me?

https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1486137407464480770

>>17125623
Non-mentally ill fans vastly outnumber you and your kind, anon. Gura with Hayko would be really hot anyway

>>17125733
>Could you explain it to me?
No I don't speak for other people.

>>17124470
>>17125333

>>17125623
It's the same idea has a host bar stream anon, just relax

>>17125730
CUTE
also I look good

>>17125760
anyone else think Gura's tweets have been a little subpar lately?

>Terraria stream will be shit because council is still in male mode
Oh boy this stream is gonna be yabe as fuck

>>17125766
>Non-mentally ill fans vastly outnumber you and your kind
You mean people who don't use /vt/? Hate to break it to you, but you're in the asylum.

>>17123950
Yeah. Gura does way better when it's an one-on-one collab. I feel like she gets overwhelmed in big groups.

>>17125730
looks like something you'd see when browsing #gawrt sorted by newest

>>17125767
But I'm asking you to explain why YOU have a problem with it, not somebody else???

>>17125730
it's beautiful

>>17125930
>But I'm asking you to explain why YOU have a problem with it,
I didn't say I had a problem with it. I said this is why we can't have nice things. Not everyone that replies to your posts is the same person.

>>17125866
I'm more worried about Mori. Won't surprise me if she thinks it a good idea to blurt out how "awesome" it would be to have homoEN

>>17125730
cute

>>17125914
I wouldn't dare, I aint stupid

Going to the wagie. Enjoy the stream lads.

>>17125895
I may be mentally ill but at least I'm not an idolfag

Collab delay
>>17125708

>>17125983
Then why did you respond to them as though you were the person they were responding to? Weirdo.

>>17125848
Lately as in, for the past 1.5 years?

>>17125983
That doesn't make any sense though? Saying that it's the reason "we can't have nice things" implies that you think there's something bad about it?
Otherwise I don't even understand the purpose of your post.

>>17126108
Well, now I can make some spaghet

>>17126113
>>17126123
Go back cucks

>>17125866
OH GOD PLEASE NO

>>17126093
>at least I'm not an idolfag
You are currently on the vtuber board of 4chan. Sorry for your loss.
>>17126113
>>17126123
Whether I approve of the stream or not has nothing to do with Kiara being a shipfag on twitter.

>>17126108
that's 2 collabs in a row she's delayed, jesas is she trying to make gura look like a pro in comparison?

>>17125733
Not that Anon, but for me I'm not into content where women are playing men. They're awful at it in almost all cases so it just becomes a pretend fag stream and I'm not into that. As for actual males, I wouldn't be interested in male-female interactions. They're almost never interesting.

>>17126151
>>17126108
Seems more likely that Mumei is just gonna jump in late. I don't expect Gura to delay

>>17125730
i love it and so would gura

i hope they're not in boy mode because listening to terrible voice changers would be really annoying to listen to

>>17126215
Yeah if the other 5 are ready to go it wouldn't be out of the question for there to be no delay right

>>17126093
I AM an idolfag and I think shit like a host stream would be fine, you really need to be some kind of advanced nutcase to have a problem with your oshi playing pretend with a bunch of girls

>>17125914
>>17126060
It's unironically better than a lot of what gets posted there. Just post it, faggot.

>>17120640
based

>>17125593
I'm not really into it, but I'd definitely be up for whatever Gura wanted to do. I would be very into pic related, though

>>17126108
why does an animal require so much attention

>>17126174
>Kiara being a shipfag on twitter.
That's a joke, somewhat in relation to the host bar streams other anons mention ITT
>>17126191
>As for actual males
Nobody said anything about actual males. No real males have been mentioned.

Cute shark soon!

You realize Gura would have found that collab hilarious right? Why all the hate?

>>17125866
I'm just watching until another non-Holo chuuba starts streaming. I'm not going to even shill her. I also left a meaningless dislike on Gura's POV because fuck Mori, that's why. And I'll do it whenever that human turd appears in any stream I watch. The only reason I'm watching now at all is to see if she says some more stupid shit, and I hope she does. HoloEN is effectively dead and the corpse is mutating into the usual westernized bullshit I don't watch. It'll be time to abandon it all very soon, and I won't even watch "the final stream" where Gura collabs with some male or whatever other bullshit this worthless fucking company shits out. And yes, I am a member. Hairclip. But I won't be one after that.

Fuck Cover.

>>17126573
Go back.

>>17123858
Bike-bud here
Chest day tomorrow

>>17125623
>muman
okay that's funny

>>17126576
Im sure you will buddy

>>17126573
>>17122641

>>17126273
rushia/gen 3 did it and it was cute. i dont really think council is cute though. or most of myth to be honest.

>>17126573
i just think it's kinda annoying to listen to

>>17126576
Lol, you're also taking it out on Gura's prechat. Grow up will you?

>>17126576
Gura knows her fanbase a little too well to collab with another male, still you need some fucking meds

>>17126699
Youre jealous of girls pretending to be guys?

>>17126638
GO FOR IT BUD

>>17126576

>>17126757
yeah im not doin too good

>>17126717
the voices themselves were annoying but the concept is kinda funny
especially with the context of the stereotype regarding ftm trans as acting super masculine to compensate

I hope Gura's pov will be a good choice

>>17126576
>schizocroat can't even trust Gura to make her own decisions regarding stuff like m*les when she's been avoiding them for the past 1.5 years

Man the number of watchable EN Holos has really dropped today, the shark child is not my oshi but I have to say I think I respect her the most out of HoloEN, I'm going to try and catch all her streams this week because after watching the Ark collab, she knows how to entertain and she knows what her audience want (i.e. not male collabs/genderbending shit) and maybe I can find myself an oshi who doesn't do either of those things.

Shut the fuck up or I'll do it

>>17126848
There's no way that's schizocroat he's unironically much less mentally ill

I don't think the schizos will recover from this

>>17126870
No. Fuck off. We don't want you.

>>17126848
I thought that guy threw a tantrum and left last week.

15 min delay

>>17126870
Ok but honestly who actually wanted that genderbender shit collab they did other than the literal worse part of the fanbase that should be cut off like the cancer that it is.

>>17126846
Not if you're a gameplay autist, which I assume you're not.

>>17126870
Based. we want Chads like you

>>17126528
>That's a joke, somewhat in relation to the host bar streams other anons mention ITT
Shipfagging is cancer.

>>17126721
What his username?

None of them will still be in male mode for terraria. I’ve never seen so many people that like to doompost before things happen and then get proven wrong as I have in this general

>>17126848
schizocroat is a lot more eloquent he might be off his meds If that's the case

>>17126912
Whenever he brings up "western" shit its pretty guaranteed schizocroat.

>>17126925
>we
Speak for yourself.

>>17126957
I figured it would happen with how close council was cutting it.

>>17126870
You're right, ignore the deadbeat

>>17126994
Yuri

>>17126974
Nah, then I'd watch Ame. I just want to see Gura mess around

>>17126684
Yes, indeed I will.

>>17126721
I will never apologize for having standards and I will not grovel. You even have proof of that. I didn't say anything after that.

>>17126755
Gura may know it, but her retarded company doesn't know what the fuck they're doing.

>>17126783
You... don't really know how to use that, do you?

>>17126968
I would like it because it's girls pretending to know how guys are like, sorta like this clip

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEEu9YcDpdE

>>17126968
I thought it was funny, and so would gura

>>17126576
dont care didnt ask
i would say goodbye but we both know you're never leaving
schizo

And there's the delay so Mumei can pick up her animal.

>>17126771
THAT IS IF it's not negative fuckin 20 outside

>>17127101

Lots of walls of text today. Good thing I can't read

>>17127064
>and so would Gura
Of course. she laughs at fart jokes

>>17126993
Serious shipping is cancer, I agree, but joke shipping is well... Just a joke? You're not supposed to take it seriously.

Jesus Christ. This general is going to implode if HomoEN actually happens.

>>17127058
>You... don't really know how to use that, do you?
Nah I used it correctly.
Deadbeats falseflagging and shitting up every other thread because they so assmad.

>>17127177
It will happen. this was a test

>>17127138
dunno what you said but i feel like i should say same desu

>>17127177
Gura will continue to ignore any males so I'm not too worried about it

Why can't Gura just replay games from past streams more often? She really liked Crypt of the Necrodancer, a repeat of that would be great.

>>17126968
Yea, I will be honest with you chumbie I was a /who/fag but Mumei has started to fuck me off first with the male collab (which I actually felt sorry for her bc she seemed very quiet and uncomfortable) but now with the genderbending shit and the Ark collab, Gura is adorable and even if she isn't an "idol" in the strictest sense of the word, she knows how to keep her image pure enough to attract people who genuinely adore her and repel twitch thot loving cucks, so perhaps she is the chuuba for me. I used to discount her because of her popularity and some cringe clips (never watched a full stream coz I'm a lazy faggot) but after catching Ark and Bully, and after my oshi has pissed me off twice with maleshit, I am honestly really drawn to her.

muman you faggot start the stream

>>17127058
You think you matter? the money is in the normalfags and shipfags as much as we dislike it, even if those gray fuckers don't superchat a cent the increased viwership will attract sponsors, they will pay them THOUSANDS for a 1 hour chill stream or just to use their image on a product.

Face it, the future is being a sailor mouthed whore.

aaaaaaaaaand theres that 15min delay

>>17127221
That stream had no effect on whether HomoEN is in the works. It’s either already being made, or it’s not something they want right now

>>17127237
Actually based as fuck. Welcome aboard.

>>17127229
outside of management enforced collabs meant to artificially boost their numbers

>>17127234
Gura pretends to like games a lot. If she truly liked it, it would be on the schedule again, like Bully is.

>>17127234
She already had this week's schedule made last week apparently, before she played crypt.
Hopefully we'll see that one again next weekand she won't play it offstream and get tired of it

>>17127060
>Well, maybe then I'll invite you to a girl's slumber party for once...
i can't believe we got gayfriendzoned

if gura found something radioactive she would probably pick it up with her bare hands

>>17127130
So Kronii is Mumei's animal?

>>17127177
this makes me wonder:

Would you want Gura to openly come out and say she won't do male collabs if starsEN happens/in general? Or would you prefer if she just sliently ignored it?

>>17127346
>oooh it glows blue

>>17127329
I'm still fucking sad that stream didn't happen. Someday Gura will paint our nails...

>>17127356
Making a grand show out of it just attracts more unicorns and schizos, just go about her usual business.

>>17127356
Gura would never ever talk about something she doesn't need to, she'd either do it with no warning or never do it and never address it

>>17127381
Maybe for 4 mil? Huahaha...

>>17127317
I don't even see this happening

>>17126870
i literally cannot watch any other EN chuuba. i still watch ame because she can surprise me at times.
if i did my jp reps i would watch miko and pegora, they seem like natural entertainers too

>>17127356
the best course would be to ignore it since if she says she's against it twitter/redddit will try and force it on her

>>17127356
I would donate 500$ if she say it

>>17127356
silently ignoring shit is one of the best parts of her personality

>>17127356
gura would probably just say "oh.. i dunno.. maybe..." and then never think about it again until someone brings it up

>>17127346
>oooooohhhhhh shiny

>unironically seething over a fucking genderbending collab
You fags are literally worse than the Japs, and that says something. Holy shit, JP has done the same shit like a dozen times.

>>17127381
Me and you both bud

>>17127356
Silently ignored, Gura is adept at avoiding drama and simply politely ignoring collab suggestions is the best policy. Also making a big thing of it could be construed as her criticizing or rising above her genmates and other EN Holos who do decide to do male collabs, which in turn attracts drama. She is the biggest chuuba in the world and she has her pick of any Holo because, let's face it from JP to ID to EN, everyone wants to leech off Gura, ignoring EN branch without a specific announcement won't be hard for her.

>>17127381
>the barbie horse adventure
>the gura painting her nails zatsu
>the "i replaced the microphone prop with a hairbrush" karaoke
>the sleepytime pillowtalk asmr
slumberparty stream would be so fucking kino no matter what it was

>>17127539
ok cuckbeat

>>17125623
>callis preferences

>>17127356
I hope she does them just to weed out all the coping retards from her fanbase.

>>17127669
calm down cuckbeat

>>17127234
they have a calendar that they use to schedule stuff fairly far in advance
she did not expect to like necrodancer as much as she did but it might come back in a week or so

I'm slowly realising I might be unironically mentally illl...

>>17127669
Why are you such a faggot?

Okay this is 3rd time gura has delayed the stream in a row

>>17127794
not gura's fault genius, scroll up

>>17127784
Welcome to the club!

I want to make Gura emotionally dependent on me and then pump and dump her in the worst way possible

>>17127784
Congratulations

>>17127794
how does that make you feel?

>>17127669
Same. These threads would suck for a bit and eventually all the drama tards would fuck off forever.

>>17127669
I'm against male collabs but seeing the extent of unicorn refugees from other fanbases gura is attracting I think a purge would be fine, maybe the host collab happenning will get rid of the worst cases

>>17127829
thats not very nice

>>17127451
I like the normie JP chuubas, Miko, Pekora, Subaru, Korone etc. but only as a clipfag and not as someone willing to sit through JP streams. I am relatively new to chuubas in general and Mumei was the first to really draw me in, I literally discounted Gura because she's so popular and her most viewed clips are a little cringe, but watching a whole stream with her made me realize she's genuinely funny, genuinely entertaining and actually gives a shit about her job, Mumei, as much as I love her, seems like she gets dragged into things without any care about whether her fans actually want to see it. I really hope she collabs with your oshi more and learns from her because she has the talent to be a great chuuba, but apparently she lacks the attitude. Something which I am just realizing.

Gura increasingly nervous while Kronii keeps stuffing food into her mouth

Give them all you got chumbuds, stand your ground.

>>17127794
Read the thread whinybud.

>>17127829
i want to shoot you in the brain with a rifle for even thinking that

GURAAAAAAAAAAAA START THE STREAM

>>17127237
mucho texto

>Hey patrick, nice cock!
>Kiss your homies goodnight, give then the D!
>Wank your peen!
N-NO WAY GURA WOULD EVER FIND SOMETHING LIKE THAT FUNNY.. R-RIGHT?!

>>17127794
Kill yourself, Furor

>>17127863
So you want a western guy to finger gura only because it will make some anons of /ggg/ seethe? Yikes

goombert where are you

>>17127928
Soz chumbie I am drunk and both disenchanted with my oshi and gushing about yours, but in essence; Gura cute

Help I'm using Gura to prop up my mental health and when I miss a stream my life gets exponentially worse until i can see her again and I don't know how to undo this

>>17128009
With me.

>>17127237
stop falseflagging SEAnig

oh hi shark

MY SHARKWIFE IS LIVE!

wife

>>17128018
Same! desu

>>17127784
You're in good company here.
We're all crazy friends! Like the Dirlewanger Brigade!

>>17128017
Understandable, i lurk /who/ all the time and i get what you mean.

>>17128057
Kek as if a SEAnig, as drunk as I am, could communicate as coherently as that

>>17128112
I miss goomba roomba...

>>17127865
>>17126870
Fair weather-ass pansy.

>>17128018
you are here forever

>>17127237
>he doesn't know

>>17128018
keep watching

Jannie who blocked me for 15 mins for saying I didn't want male collabs please actually kill yourself you stupid nigger
We unironically have jannies who want everyone to be cucks.

>>17128190
Enlighten me, nigga

>>17128190
It's better that way.

>>17127936
>>17128190
Thats in the past SEAnig. she is gura now

I bet 90% of posters in this thread are not even real chumbuds.

>>17127850
It requires rape correction

i love gura, the big goomba
the gumbus
gaur grar
gnawing gurasaurus

>>17128267
You're probably right, new IP

>>17128267
That's pretty standard for collabs tho bro

>>17128205
Rommie talk don't worry about it.

how would you react if gura just looped this animation for several hours and then ended the stream

>>17128267
It's much higher than that. It doesn't take many people to fuck a thread up.

>Your Oshi
>Your real oshi

oh nyo

FLAT GURA IS BACK

I STILL LOVE HER

>>17128329
I would kneel

Wtf.. PNG again..?

>>17128366
gura
gawr g. gura

>>17128205
She used to exclusively collab with men and was extremely vulgar. What you see now is a facade she puts on.

>>17127204
I'm not a deadbeat. I both pity and utterly despise them. There are people dropping insane SC's on Mori's stream and it didn't even start yet. They're insane. This whole bullshit is insane. They, and it seems a gigantic amount of men, have no sense of self-worth whatsoever and are actual, unironic cuckolds. I mean this seriously. This realization is hitting me hard. They cannot even fathom the idea that they should get something for their attention, love and for being fans. They're humiliating themselves and don't even understand how loathsome and gross they appear. "Money given for services rendered" is a jaded but accurate way to put it. Well, these cuckolds don't understand that. They are giving everything and receiving nothing but contempt and humiliation in return. They even defend their grovelling. They think they're good people!

goop goop is a fucking IMAGE

gura.png

>>17128204
Your telling me I got banned 30 days for posting this >>17117198 which was very obviously a joke but now I actually ban evading because the jannies are literally fucking retarded and should unironically kill themselves

I guess cardboard Gura and Mumei this time around.

>png
Bros...

>>17128366
gawr goywle
gowr gownzola

>>17128329
Knee shattering kneel.

SHARK IS HERE
AND FLAT AS A BOARD

i love my png wife

Lazy Gura today

>>17128402
I believe in positive change in the universe, sue me

Our shark

>>17128267
I am a chumbud please i love gura, the "shes late" post was a joke

I hate this already. Too many people.

Hearing Mori's voice is annoying me

>>17128399
the g stands for gentertainment

>>17128426
Jannies can't hand out bans, retard. Which means you were shitposting rampantly, which means you deserved it.

>>17128426
based

Love my 2view PNGchuuba, gawr goomba

>>17128402
Yeah and she was barely above a 2view. shes grown

>>17127936
Who the fuck is saying that? She made jokes like that even as gura. What got people annoyed was the shipping tweet and it's implications.

No Kronii so far.

>>17128149
>coherent
You'll get there one day ESL-chama...

this stream would be so comfy without mori

Stop replying to the baiting roommate faggot and focus on the stream

>>17117198
>TKD
LMFAO

Damn, we missed them getting massacred for 10 minutes.

Is Gura Sonic the hedgehog?

>>17128620
You're welcome.

>>17128620
Good

>>17127356
Either of the two is fine. I think the cuckolds and assorted trash would be upset if she said it openly though, so it's preferable to just not say anything, even if that clashes with my notions of what is right. I'd be constantly on edge with the "will she won't she" kind of thing.

>>17128631
Are you trying to suggest that my use of coherently was incorrect there or sth, ESL-projection-chama

>>17128620
she's on the toilet

Gura turned herself into a PNG...

Gura you're too quiet compared to Mori

>>17128566
t. Doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about.

how the fuck do i see that deleted post i checked like 4 archive sites and it wasn't there

>>17128676
Yes she is.

what's up with the png and default discord overlay?

>>17128794
Cute!

Cardboard shark...

I hate collabs so much bros...

>>17128794
BOOM big reveal

Calli reading deadpan from a script.

>>17128583
She's holding herself back, shes said so herself many times.

>>17128806
Her mic balance is all over the place lately. She's been mumbling a lot and those are extremely difficult to hear.

Mori sounds dead inside... Which is probably a good thing
W GAY W

>>17128886
cover is a tech company and they are extremely good at making tech.

>>17125623
I don't care what anyone says, I love this chicken.

Wow these slurred words and barely coherent rambling sentences.
You can tell Mori has been hitting the lean before this stream!

>>17128871
Meidos too fast

>>17128417
Frankly I'm more disgusted she muted the call just for that.

>>17128896
Same des

This stream is pretty terrible.

gura should make herself louder and make everyone else quieter

>>17128896
I barely watch any collab with more than just her and one other person. I've gotten enough of her voice to hold me over until tomorrow so I'll probably just do something else now

why is she a PNG? is she at her BFs house again?

>>17128426
You should probably avoid writing that in your post dummy.

What happened to Kronii?

Are the other girls pngs

>>17129079
Yeah, mine

>>17128940
So long as she doesn't bring up her yab, I don't give a fuck. I do find it funny that she probably had to beg for this collab and, if not for her meltdown, would totally not have bothered

this thread is really bad

>>17129043
It's definitely one where you have to pay attention to what's going on in the game. Bad background noise.

>>17128896
I only hate big collabs. No one has time to shine.

>>17129089
I'm not done with her yet.

>>17129089
She got the runs.

>>17125623
>No Gura x Faun
She really has shit taste.

>>17129079
yeah sorry. I am playing with her right now

>>17129089
who the fuck cares there's already too many cooks in the kitchen
when will they learn that 4 should be the max for collabs and even that's pushing it

>>17129089
She got canned at the last second so Mori can start her redemption arc

she's a brat...

>>17129120
So, same as usual?

I have no idea what's going on

>>17129086
He's gone, kek.

>>17129200
:(

>>17129157
The secret is to enjoy everyone present. Then you don't care who is speaking other than a preference for your oshi.

>>17129134
big collabs are good if the pov only has your oshi speaking, like the mario kart thing
if you can hear them speak you better have someone tard wrangle people talking
case in point, you can hardly hear gura speak up

>>17129089
Devoured by her own dinner

>>17129089
I'm fucking Kronii, so chumbuds can hear Gura a bit more despite all the voices. Remember my sacrifice chumbies

>>17129201
2d minecraft with 5 women pretending to be girls

>>17128820
Awww, did the poor retard get another 30day? Absolute dumbass shitposter.

Do sheriffs drink lean?

I do wish Gura had explained the PNG shit to us, she also sounds kinda down

pekora...

>>17129043
It's pretty bad. Low energy shork (probably because she's a PNG again), audio levelling all over the place, Mori being too obnoxious, nobody really feeling like they want to be there. I'm dropping it for now, maybe I'll give the VOD a skim later.

>>17129264
Is it worth being put in the hearse because of it?

>>17129303
Kek.. Any funny SC's from Mori's perspective yet?

>>17129309
Maybe towards the end, if we're lucky

>>17129201
lots of death and probably 0 ingame progress

>>17129232
I enjoy all of them individually (except ame) but this is a bit much
>>17129309
probably just her internet again, I hope (for her sake) that it's back to normal tomorrow

This is going to be shitty like the Don’t Starve Together collabs huh.

>>17129264
Thanks, bro. I really appreciate it.

>dead beats whining about the game not being loud enough
Do people actually like the endlessly repetitive and looping of that damn BGM?

Motrherfuck I hate big collabs so much

>>17129086
>>17129223
Oh nyo I have to ban evade again how horrible.
Fuck off nigger Jannie you literally gave me a 30 day for an obvious joke because you are retarded.

>Just rips through a rabbit without even blinking

>>17129350
>>17129414
Gura won't find out if my chumbuds don't snitch on me.

>>17129434
based fuck the internet police

is it okay if i'm a crawfish instead of a shrimp

Lol Mori's perspective has 140 dislikes and Gura's has 11, shows how pissed people are with the drama

>>17129427
Then don't watch

>>17129455
>willing to cheat on Gura
I won't tell but at least I know you won't get in my way to being the last chumbud

>>17128329
I could genuinely see her doing that and it would be glorious.

>>17128402
Past life, doesn't matter. Vtubing is an artform and a shared dream. If she can maintain the dream NOW as Gura that's all that matters. I don't even think about her private life or private lives of other chuubas. It's utterly irrelevant unless it starts affecting their work. If Mori fucked Connor without anyone knowing it or she doing what she did I wouldn't know or give a shit. She opened the floodgates for all kinds of bullshit and Hololive is now like a wounded animal bleeding to death and people are clapping like trained fucking seals.

Also, PNG? Eh, I don't mind.