/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

森りん頑張って!!

>>17109216

Drankies.

My friends, it has often been said that I like Mori.

My friends, I like Mori ...

No, friends, I love Calliope Mori!

I love it when shes hard on herself.

I love when she reacts to critics.

I love when she improves.

I love her streams, her music, her art and her personality. I love it when shes happy, when she is sad, when shes teasing and when shes mad.

Mori across Shadowverse, in Pokemon, in Crash, in Blasphemous, in the ruined earth of Doom , through collabs, on the meme review, in the tabletop streams, I love every act of Mori that can occur upon Hololive.
Even acts that happen without

I love watching her blasting the enemy to smithereens with rage induced tard focus that thunders across the game.

My heart leaps with joy whenever Mori's voice rises as she gets excited watching a new gruesome death. And there is nothing like watching Mori pelt and abuse Pokemon while trying to force them into a pose that would be the perfect artistic shot. And the feeling that comes when Mori gushes over an adorable gaki is such an exquisite feeling. Like when ranks of deadbeats brandish their posts rushing into the thread to fight each other. It moves me deep within my heart to watch Mori struggle over and over with climbing the mountain of obstacles in Getting over it.
I'm so glad you switched out to Jump King. Its honestly so much better and almost always incredibly enjoyable to watch you stream it.


The sight of seanigs being strung up by mods is an irresistible pleasure. And there is nothing more arousing than the sounds made by Mori as she desperately tries new sounds and ideas in her ASMR streams, even the scuffed ones are so amusing as to be worth my time.

When Mori takes my hand and forces me to watch the most unbearable of cringe scenes in an already overly cringy movie, I'm in ecstasy.

I love it when Mori collabs with Kiara. It's so sad to see a teehee ship that was supposed to be filled with love continually hit Mori's obnoxious straight sexuality causing all teehee tension to be deflated.

I love to be squashed under the heel of the Mori as she awkwardly asks me if I like this and if its what I really want in such a confused tone. The humiliation as Mori calls me human garbage and then in 30 seconds starts to apologize and state how she didn't mean it in her soft whispering asmr voice.
I'm not actually a sub but god she was so cute

I adore listening to Moi gush over her new precious baby shiny Giratina like an adoring and doting mother.
Acting like that will never not make me want to mother her

I love Mori in the bath, in the Pool, at the Spa, in the classroom. Everywhere Mori is brings me untold joy.

Gentlemen... All I ask for is Mori, Mori so grand as to make the Underworld itself tremble. Gentlemen, I ask you as fellow deadbeats what is it that you really want? Do you wish for further Mori as I do? Do you wish for an unforgiving and possibly yandere and Mori? Mori whose motivation is built with iron and lightning and fire? Do you ask for Mori to sweep in like a tempest, leaving not even deadbeats left with knees to stand on this Earth!?

My Cute soon to be jobless and deported druggie

Mori!

I FUCKING LOVE KAWAIIOPE MORIRIN AND I WANT TO MARRY THIS DORK, START A FAMILY WITH THIS DORK, AND RAISE A SON WITH THIS DORK, A SON WHO’LL INHERIT OUR RESPECTIVE BEST TRAITS AND ATTRIBUTES BUT IS ALSO JUST AS MUCH OF A DUMB CHUUNI AS HIS BEAUTIFUL DORK OF A MOTHER

Alright, when are we getting genderbent Myth to go along with this
I need my Mori (male)

>>17109476
>any minute now!

>>17109479
Cute!

>>17109538

>>17109474
thank you himebeat.

>>17109534
I lost it at "Nanashi Muman", that was great

>>17109689
>Nanashi Muman
such a stupid fucking name, I love it

>>17109689
I guarantee she came up with that one herself

>>17109534
I thought it was pretty funny, a little disappointed they are using voice changers though.

>>17109689
>>17109725
You know that they give no fucks and are probably laughing.

Based Council for dabbing on the Homo Doomers.

>>17109216
Drankies soon!

>>17109587

Dragging Gura into her problems. Shameful

>>17109815
I kinda wish that someone visited the acoustic collab, that would've probably been the small difference that would've prevented her to engage.

>>17109884
are you able to prove what you're saying as a sworn statement on court, anonchama?

>>17109878

>>17109884
Gura organized the collab.

>>17109997

>>17110156

>>17110183
>and then he snaps back to reality, where Connor is literally glued to Ironmouse, and is about to do an "IRL" stream, aka. A date stream.

>>17110290
You're a faggot for biting

>six hours until we get to see them all job to skeletron

>>17110290
You are the most autistic motherfucker in these threads, and I'm a literal retard.

>>17110290
>I'll I keep repeating it to myself, it may become true

>>17110369
Kind of what you are doing.

>>17110360
>Mori and co trying to have a good time
>a fucking deadbeat slaughters all of them
"t. deadbeat" really wasn't a meme huh...

I don’t get the condom money comment, Connor looks like the kind of guy who would just rawdog

>>17110360
They're doomed

>>17110369
It already is true

>>17110554
>rosemi collab tonight
Goddamn it I completely forgot. I guess I'll check the VOD later. At least Vox is tomorrow.

Learn to fucking not reply already

>>17110078
Gura can’t organize her sock drawer, let alone a collab. This is management.

>>17109216
whore

>>17110652
>let alone a collab
Dis nigga...

>>17110615
Mouse going hard this week. Looking forward to seeing her and Mori throw random cards at each other while chatting

>>17110756
Wait....PINK COLLAB POSSIBLE? Rosemi/Mori/Mousey?

Hello I'm here to punish your girl, where is she?

>>17110793
I wish, there's still that one weird hang-up from either HoloEN or NijiEN management that's preventing them

>>17110839
You're too late.

>my reply posts are also deleted
>likely because the shitter has the same IP range
>I have PLDT.

Well, shit.

>>17110793
In the realm of possibility? Sure. Probably won't happen though. Still more probable than a Luna x Mori collab though...

>>17110839
Bad cat

>>17110909
>Still more probable than a Luna x Mori collab though...
don't be like that man

>>17110900
It's because you responded to bait, you oblivious midwit

>>17110909
I dont know, with luna picking up GG, its more probable than before

>>17110909
Hang in there HimeBeat...

>>17110963
>>17110976
>yfw Mori monitored the thread and saw that Luna was being posted here, so she decided to ask Luna to play GG.

>>17110864
>one weird hang-up from either HoloEN or NijiEN management
The weird thing is that Ollie and Selen were supposed to collab last month but it was suddenly called off and now it's delayed indefinitely. It's either a management issue on either side or something is going on behind the scenes that we don't know about.

>>17111052
My guess is NijiEN management then. HoloID management is really lax when it comes to collabs so I doubt they vetoed anything

>>17110976
I'd laugh my ass of if the baby joined Mori's strive tourney and somehow won

>>17111050
Wonder what the odds of Luna being a fighting game savant are

Getting closer to 2 mil.

>>17111407
>>17111485
>Luna ends up a Potemkin main

>>17111407
>>17111485
Hime is a fucking gamer. Its no impossible for her to be good at GG. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijoI-zKPGxI I feel like I've seen Lunatios talking about her having mentioned experience with a fight game before but I can't recall any specifics so I could be making that up in my head.

>>17111613
>Potemkin main
Don't joke about that, don't you dare
I don't want to wind up watching Luna "NAAAAAAAAAAAAAA~" during a Heavenly Potemkin Buster
I'm lying, it's exactly what I want

>>17111524
Kek she’s actually inclining faster than before

I just think she needs to take a one to two week break.

>>17111741
If you look at playboard, it's basically the same rate as before

>>17110793
>>17110909
>>17111485
>Mori/Luna/Rosemi collab
Pink Woman Fisticuffs: Guilty Gear Strive

>>17112157
We need a pink-haired NijiJP, anyone know someone?

Wait, so if the Rent-A-Girlfriend manga ends with the MC's getting together, doesn't it mean that...the Deadbeats still win in the end?

>>17112197
ENTER

>>17112279
It even means that all of the cuckshit was in their head the whole time
I fucking hate that goddamn manga so much

>>17112279
I don't think it's ended and the author has a big NTR fetish

>>17112279
It also means that the cucking is only happening in the deadbeat's head

>>17112314
Painfully on point

>>17112326
Goddammit, This is actually an attack on that one ficklebeat who wants to control Mori?

Holy.... If you realize the context of that picture, it doesn't mean anything anymore.

>>17112197
The maid with huge tits maybe? Sorry I barely know Niji, just Toko from Suzy collabs and most of EN.

>>17112305
Don't you fucking dare

>>17112314
>>17112323
>>17112326
I was just starting that series, but goddamn, Tenchan really got the short stick when it comes to characters:
>Asseylum
>Chizuru
>Isla

I found this and enjoyed the mashup, Mori and Moom sound pretty good together.
https://youtu.be/46LzBrqBr44

>>17112578
We need a duet , and then a flat out trio with Gura.

>>17109357
God I fucking love this drawing so much. I can't stop fucking looking at it...

>>17112546

I hope the Terraria stream goes well and nobody trolls, but Mori starts crying on stream unprompted

>>17110477
Hey, don't doxx me!

>>17112562
>Asseylum
Fuck you, I hated Aldnoah Zero and its NTR ending.

>>17112722
I can't wait to see Mori cry over how much she loves her friends in hololive and how she enjoys collabing with them so much

>>17112823
>Seylum cucked, not 1, but 2 Male MCs.
Urobotchi's name was forever sullied by this mess.

>>17112707

>>17112464
>pointing out that it looks weird when she promotes a Hololive anti in an official capacity.
>control

Only women think like this.

>>17112823
The ending to S2 felt really fucking mean. I didn't even like Slaine that much but that shit was dirty...

With Ame being added to collab...isn't this just HoloUSA (&Kronii)?

>>17113211
I was talking about the implications of the panel itself.

Basically, the context of the whole picture changes, especially if you know what was actually going on with the edit's origin. Hence, if the whole scene was all in the MC's head. It kind of loses all the meaning the anti intended for it.

In fact, the whole thing is actually a reflective attack on them, given that they're the one's imagining the scenario.

>>17113474
Wait Ame is joining the collab?

>>17113550
something something gurame lives something something rainforest

>>17113550
Yep

>>17113525
This is such a pathetic cope and I say this as a ghostling. That /m/fag drew this with the intention of making fun of us. Why do you continue to let antis live in your head instead of moving on?

>>17112915
nigga, inaho never cared for it, he's literally written as a robot acting in accordance to logic

>>17113679
Unironically because it's dead hours in terms of streams and they're overthinking things

>>17113679
It's not, though. Considering that the image comes from the original manga panel and has an in-built parallelism, it kinda IS IRONIC. Considering that the situation is created in your head, and has no real bearing in real life.

It's a microcasm of the whole thing and it's fun thinking of it that way.

>>17113525
I don't care about the panel.

I'm saying that if you think that the person who sent the original superchat during the mengen was trying to control Mori and not just voice his opinion, then you sound like an entitled feminist bitch.

>>17113850
It's bait, you're responding to bait anon. If someone is saying you're letting antis live in your head it's an anti who wants to live in your head. Cmon.

>>17113871
>I'm saying that if you think that the person who sent the original superchat during the mengen was trying to control Mori and not just voice his opinion, then you sound like an entitled feminist bitch.

Anon, that SC was never passed off as a request. It wasn't even written with the best of intentions.

If it was a real concernfag's SC: It would've contained the word "alleged" and would've sounded to Mori that the person was genuinely neutral on the situation, but just does not want the garbage that the take has done and not necessarily a direct attack on her friend.

>>17113934
it's not bait, anon is saying overthinking it is pointless because successful memes are designed to present a surface level idea, the "true meaning" or whatever is lost once the meme enters some sort of a collective consciousness
in this case it doesn't matter that the source scene is imaginary, the only thing that matters is hehe funny cuck skeleton

>>17113656
Nothing against Ame since I used to be a big Rainforest advocate but I was looking forward to just those four interacting together.

So how many weeks before this is a fun thread again do you think?

>>17114061
Yeah these sound like posts I would make

>>17114095
Meant to reply to >>17113934

>>17114085
I'll be real with you
At least 12

>>17114085
probably until it's clear that Mori will stay. It only continues when there's actual doubt.

Also when a mod actually does its job and parade an execution of any Mori antipost on /hlgg/

>>17114073
Ame is on the quiet side in big collabs, so I don't think she'll affect things a lot, she'll just be there and cuter than usual.

>>17114061
This, and even if its sound logic, good luck convincing anyone who just want lo laugh at you. Just dont reply, if it bother you take a break.
>>17113656
Nicee

>>17114085
A week and a half at most, less if the collab today is really good.

>>17114184
>until it's clear that Mori will stay
That's not really in doubt unless you're an anti or off your meds

>>17113934
No, I'm someone who is sick of this perpetuating because newbeats and tourists who weren't here when things were even worse can't stop biting bait, thinking they can own the antis. Mori learned this lesson the hard way, so why don't you?

>>17114085
>not using filters
There's a good amount of keywords that only show up in shitposts

>>17114252
so long as Mori keeps quiet and minds her own business.

Also, Mori, a burner account is just a new email address away. Also buy an android phone for that account.

>>17114085
Unfortunately this shit will be brought back to the table once the Holostars Gen 4 or EN 1 gets announced because incels are going to be seething 24/7 to the the thought of these guys collabing with their Oshi and magically being Mori the one to blame because of it.

>>17114261
Well, that's the trick.If after Fes, and she's still there. As well as having 3d Announced. They'll probably fuck off until their next "she's totally graduating" keydate.

>>17114276
>using filters
Nah. Shitposts bring down the vibe whether they're visible to you or not. I'm not interested in being pic related

>>17114198
>Ame is on the quiet side in big collabs,
It feels weird being happy about this for once but good point.

>>17114356
nah. It's going to be real hard to find a connection, because it's COVER doing it. They'll have a hard time proving her involvement in the weight of "It's the main branch, THEY allowed it".

It also sets them up for more despair because now their headcanon is that "Mori has say to what COVER does"

>>17113850
Anon. No one is imagining anything. She spent around $1700 of deadbeats' superchats on Connor with her official Hololive twitch account.
You really think those three panels are targeting antis and not her fans? You're basically just constructing an elaborate "No u." post in your head in response to them calling us cucks.

>>17114488
Well, If the manga goes the predictable route, well. If there's any consolation, we can have our own edit.

the real lesson here is that to actually be the final deadbeat you need to become a content creator she happens to like and to have her autistically simp for you

>>17114552
well, isn't that what Reps were for?

>>17114487
>proving
bold of you to assume that's needed

>>17114487
I get your point anon but, bear me with this case.
What if one of these future Stars EN talents turns out to be living in Japan?

That fact alone will be enough to drive eyes on her.

>>17114594
>tfw doubled down on my reps through all of this
Use shitposters as fuel for gains and creative motivation

>>17114697
Not even? Unless you think Ao/Rapbit becomes one, It's not possible.

>>17114697
>Stars EN talents turns out to be living in Japan
neat
>That fact alone will be enough to drive eyes on her
meds

>>17114781
Both of them will probably beg out of it. Their rapper cred will take a big hit if they acutally go through with that.

>>17114706
>>17114594
what reps are you guys up to? I've lost 15 lbs since the start of the year.

>>17114085
depends on your definition of fun

>>17115126
how fat are you

>>17115195
I was at 200, my heaviest yet.

>>17114488
>$1700
Where did you pull this number from ?

>>17115126
Adding meat to my skeletal frame since being a lanklet sucks and working on my art reps so I can actually make things to post for holos, especially Mori
Also the obligatory nihongo reps so I can actually watch the JPs and understand them

>>17115312
He's confusing 250 subs with $250. He's retarded

>>17115312
>>17115351
Anon is taking into account Youtube and Cover's cuts, and whatever she's taxed. It shows how stupid and rash her decision to forward SCs to the victims is.

>>17115673
>Anon is taking into account Youtube and Cover's cuts, and whatever she's taxed. It shows how stupid and rash her decision to forward SCs to the victims is.
No Anon is schizophrenia and can't do fucking math. there is no way to add for those cuts and percentages and turn 250 into 1700

>>17115673
Or just how bad you are at math

>>17115742
Don't talk to the retard, you might provoke it

>>17115826
But his numbers, He has to explain his fucking numbers

>>17114058
she still overracted so hard it actually legitimized the whole narrative even more. I'm pretty sure TT dudes (conur and Joey in particular) made much more of those disparaging takes about hololive and it's fanbase when they're off camera and Calli is more than aware of it since they keep making her question her own success that's why it hit her so hard with denial "conur is my friend" bitch he doesn't care outside of some odd twitter interaction and you know it.
Wonder if she actually hoped that at some point conur would notice and jump in on the drama to defend their "friendship" so she would get some kind of recognition from her e-celeb idols. That's the only somewhat sensible explenation as to why keep this stupid drama going for more than a week even if it sounds pretty pathetic.

>>17115742
no, in order for her to get 250 of spending money JUST from SC it is a lot more originally. I disagree with the math posted before as I don't think Cover takes that much of a cut and it doesn't take into fact all the money from views and other revenue streams.

>>17116074
>explenation

>>17115126
Self-promotion reps. Trying to negotiate pay for my first paid gig as we speak

>>17115126
piano and fighting games. i wanna win some tournaments this year

Im going to sleep, cant wait to see what kind of shitshow Mori will have started tommorow

>>17116442
Ganbatte, deadbeat
Hope it works out and takes off

>>17116155
Did the bad sentence construction and no-capitalization not tip you off?

>>17116442
Keep it up. Mori expect no less than earth shaking from you.

>>17115351
>>17115742
>>17116114
>>17115945

$1760.12 worth of deadbeats' superchats
-$176.01 from VAT (10%) = $1584.11
-$475.23 from youtube 30% cut = $1108.88
-$554.44 from cover 50% cut = $554.44
-$304.94 from tax (45% national and 10% local) = $249.50 free of taxes that she can spend on stuff

The income tax might be lower depending on how much she makes. This doesn't factor in dedcutions either.
So questioning it is fine. I don't mind. I'm not saying this is 100% accurate. It is just an estimate. Also, I never said anything about superchats being her only source of income.

However, the thing that made me angry is that some of you newfaggots think I made up the part about Cover taking 50%. This is well known and was even revealed by Coco on Asacoco. Fuck you if you haven't watched all of them yet. They even have English subs for you disgusting EOP.

Hopes for the terraria collab in a couple hours?

didn't ask, didn't read

>>17117148
haha long

>>17117250
>hopes
Nah, just lowering my expectations as usual. For early game you need to either use the wiki or be handheld by a friend, and I don't see either happening, so it's about to go about as well as Don't starve did for our boy. If any kino moments do come, I don't expect them to come from gameplay.

>>17117250
That they all like it enough to make it a repeat thing

mucho texto leftist meme

>>17117148
Wasn't it kept pretty ambiguous whether Cover takes 50% of the total or 50% after YT get their cut, ie, 35%?

>>17117148
HAHA NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD

>>17117250
All I want is for her to not fuck it up.

>>17117425
>you need to either use the wiki or he handheld by a friend
Since when? Early game is just:
1. Find cave.
2. Find cool items in cave
It’s really not that hard to figure out, especially with 5 people.

What if Mori has already had enough and is planning to intentionally perform the ultimate yab by going full nuclear as a final "peace" during today's collab?

>>17117425
>I don't see either happening
low blow to Gura there

>>17117628
I was thinking about building mostly

>>17117727
Building rectangles isn’t hard either, anon.

>>17109216
>Tariel
Is that a Magic: the Gathering reference?

>>17117681
Mori will drop the hardest R known to man, paradoxically winning the respect of all African viewers and brining prosperity to Hololive

>>17117148
I'm pretty sure the 50% cut was the total after youtube and cover and even after coco said it, other members of hololive have said different things that called that into question. Even so assuming you're correct, Mori is only spending 250 you can't extrapolate that to mean more because she doesn't get more

>>17117522
What? No. It wasn't ambiguous at all. Coco even drew a diagram of the order things happen. Youtube takes their cut automatically, then the rest goes to cover. Cover then gives the girls half of what they get. Everyone has always known they get 35% of a superchat. But that's before taxes and Japanese income taxes are hell.

>>17116914
If ESL shitposters ever put half as much effort into learning the english language as they did being complete wastes of space, they would actually be formidable.

>>17117765
Whatever, I'll still keep 'em low cause with five to six people talking I won't be able to follow shit anyway.

>>17117798
Mansa Mori

>council collab right now
>they collectively shat on all the anti-mori anti-male schizos in one go
Holy shit I love council now

Whatever math aside, it was still a rash decision that she walked back. The optics of it in this context definitely don't help the narrative antis are trying to push. Putting your head in the sand doesn't change the fact that she admitted to making mistakes and apologized.
And for the record, I really don't care what she spends her money on after it leaves my pockets. She can spend it on all the chuuni fashionware she wants.

>>17117812
No. You are an idiot. No one has said anything that conflicts with what Coco said. Cover takes 50% of the income the girls make from superchats.

rrat: [spoilers] She does her JP reps while resting and starts gradually switching to JP only because HOLY SHIT those guys are so much better than us[/spoilers]

>>17118273
Spoilerchama…

>>17118273
Why are deadbeats like this? At this rate Ill start pitying you guys.

>>17118023
You're seeing meaning that isn't there. They almost certainly had to commission their pngs before mori started her recent issues.

>>17118023
>Kronii sounds like a gay black dude

>>17118954
Honestly, Kronii could've pulled off the ikemen bit without the filter

https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1486119589805273089

>>17119782
Kiara no, you can't just out Mori as a shotacon again

>>17119782
Why is Kiara like this?

>>17119782
>(reaper chair clattering)

>>17119782
Also the other reason.

>>17119782
they put chemicals in the twitter to turn the chuubas retarded

>>17119782
ORANGE WOMAN BASED
https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1486120744539107329?t=tMFymheNrl2fy90aXGlLxg&s=19

>>17119782
Kiara please...

>>17119978
You know what?
That'd be the most entertaining Myth x Council collab imaginable

>>17119978
Alright that's 100% her having Mori's back. Love you chicken

>>17119978
Thay would be a hilarious stream. Or the reverse of MythMen wooing Council cuties.

>>17120122
Or it's because Kiara's a fujo shipper, anon.

>>17119782
He's NGMI

>>17120192
>MythMen
Just imagine Mori's autistic pickup lines

>>17120122
Duh. My bet is that pretty much all of the messaged Mori like
>It's no big deal at all. You doing okay? Wanna talk?
And I hope they did talk. Even if Mori felt confident her only mistake was a stupid comment, her being reassured by friends is always good.

>>17120297
Then why does the faggot complain about his height?

>>17120393
>sub 6'

>>17120298
No need to imagine
Ayyy wazzz gudd bby boi yew tryna git schhhhmacked 2 nite or whut ha ha ha anyway how bout dat number tho?

>>17120393
5'11 is king of the manlets, not good enough for women who like short guys, not tall enough for the normal woman cut-off
Eternal limbo

>>17120122
Anyone who unironically believes any holomem would side with /vt/ needs to OD on meds

>>17120192
>>17119978
would a host club stream like the jps do be better or something more westernized?

>>17120552
She'll wear stilts for me though.

>>17120192
More Vic! Woo!

consistently getting past castle and ice dungeon now, poison town is kinda tricky on jump strengths, but there's still a lot of areas you can cheese with full jumps up
also, this DLC really kills it when it comes to the OST compared to base game

Hey cuckbeats I herd that your oshi got groomed by a small black child is this true?

>>17120298
More Vic! Woo!

>>17112638
Exactly, no one should let this go unraped when they see it

>>17120785
only in Kiara's fanfics

>>17120735
Get a load of this faggot having fun and improving on something
good luck

>>17120785
Yes, me.

>>17120785
But he has a big rocket

>>17120650
>tfw 6'5
My only chances are to somehow become the biggest name in the music and art world

>>17120785
It's hard to explain to a basement dweller who has never groomed in his life

>>17120122
Are you sure? Maybe by "preferences", she's talking about someone specifically...

>>17120928
Nah man, just drop another aka for the extra long stilts.

>>17120832
>>17120883
>>17120898
As a chumbud I am proud of your oshi for being a pedophile but I am disappointed that she is interested in the wrong gender.

>>17120785
>small
baka my head

>>17120959
Are you retarded?

>>17121006
I'd fuck both Mori and San, so it's no problem for me

>>17120529
>>17120806
Fucking kek I need More Mori roleplaying in my life

Mori Love!

>>17121173
She remembered it's rude to ship people who are already taken.

>>17121006
she's never said no to lolis and she recently wont shut up about Gura's feet so I'd be worried about your oshi meeting her

>>17121478
Im only worried about Mori trying to convince her to collab with 3d m*les
Thankfully my oshi is much much smarter than yours.

>>17121435
hot

>>17121478
Don't let him know about the toes

>>17121478
The final yab is going to be her raping Gura live on stage at 3rdFes. After that she either graduates or inherits the company from Yagoo and is made honorary Empresssss of Japan.

>>17121224
based and chocolate twinkpilled

>>17121579
if you know anything about Gura you know literally no one can make her do anything

>>17121873
Thats true Gura is much to based to flirt with m*les.

>>17122146
this is true!

>>17122146
molepeople chumbuds in shambles

>>17120298
We had that in "Way out" with Kiara. "Unzip your pants" is Mori's idea of pickup line. And I'll be the first to say it will work on me in her case.

>>17122362
That would work 100%

>>17121224
It's not gay when it's in a 3-Way

>>17121224
>Playing with both Mori and her boytoy at the same time
Bibeats lurking now

>>17122561
based lonely island beat

>>17121224
Same, I wanna pound mori’s reaper cunt and San’s tight space bussy.

>>17109534
Poor Council, such flops that they have to do double duty as men just to make end's meet with the blacked company Cover...

I now understand why Mori hated this level, it's 90% pure tedium and waiting, it's worse than the mountain in the base game, it has literally 2 jumps you gotta think on, rest is just drooling

>>17119782
Just imagine EN holding a host club like JP did. It'd be hilarious
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-HAVSoYzVo

>>17123335
I can't wait for cuckerburg's metaverse so I can hold hands with the girls like 3d idols

Mori stream in 40 minutes!

I'm super excited. This is my first time catching a livestream as it's being aired.

hardest level in the game time

>>17123676
newbeat or busybeat?
either way, BASED

>>17123715
Good luck, you're going to need it

>>17123824
I'm the newbeat that only watched clips, most of her Jump King stream, her whole Henry Stickmin playthrough, and some of her ASMR content. I love Cursed ASMR, by the way.

I love Mori. In a sea of same-y vtubers, she stands out.

>>17123990
Bug ups! Enjoy, I hope your first live impressions are good ones.

>>17123990
Wow, I love Mori too!

>>17123990
I used to be a DD, but she became my oshi. She really is unique.

>>17123990
hey cool
but if you try to tell us how to be fans or that literally thinking she's my girlfriend is wrong (she is btw) then you can gtfo

>>17124319
You literally think she's your girlfriend? That's kinda cringe, my man. She's my wife.

>>17124508
I made this post

>>17124132
>Bug ups!
https://streamable.com/347lkp

>>17124270
I'm sure Mori loves you too.

>>17124302
I watched some of her DD content as well as the Succubus Bar video. She's a fun person even outside of waifu mode. Good taste.

>>17124319
I say nothing and judge nothing.

>>17124508
You may be her spouse, but I’m her bull. Have fun raising my kids cuck

>>17124606
Anon no, that's not what that meant

>>17124547
I am now replying to myself, just to prevent any confusion.

>>17124606
Nigga

>>17124678
Sorry, I'm bad at learning board lingo whenever I start posting there. What does it actually mean?

>>17124631
>thinking you can escape from babybeat

>>17124606
LMAO
>>17124756
DD stands for daredemo daisuki. Not board li

>>17124756
not board lingo, idol lingo. Basically means "I love them all".

excuse my stroke and have another (you) on the house

>>17124606
Newbeat no…
A DD is someone who supports everyone equally, short for daredemo daisuki

>>17124756
In this context it means Daredemo Daisuki, you don't have a favorite, you love and support all members.

>>17124756
Daredemo daisuki, liking any of the girls from a group rather than having a favorite

>>17124606
>>17124791
this is some of the funniest shit ive ever seen here

its idol lingo
by the way if you say my Mori isnt an Idol i'll doxx your whole family

>>17124678
>>17124744
>>17124791
>>17124902
Sorry, my bad. I'm actually not really into anime or idols in general. I disliked vtubers until I saw Mori. So I know very little and am dumbbeat.

>>17125037
Chuubas are a gateway drug into real idols

>>17124606
>>17124756
Lmao. Glad you're having fun. Enjoy it all but don't go full stoopid. She really is wonderful.

>>17124631
I will. I'll read bedtime stories to Mori's daughter and I'll build scale models of aircraft with Mori's son and we'll all go to the park together and have fun and I'll give each of Mori's kids a kiss on the forehead and make out with Mori right then and there, as you hide in a bush and cry that you didn't amount to anything more useful than a sperm donor.

>>17125037
We'll make a ghost out of you yet, newbeat

>>17123990
Hola newbeat. I recommend watching Mori's marshmallow stream from last year if you want a good insight into her personality.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xiwp1xOgdR4

>>17125340
This looks extremely cozy. Thanks, anon! I'll watch it after today's stream!

>>17124631
dalepost.jpg

>>17125037
Not sure if genuine or reeeaaally roundabout bait from current schizos

[She's going through Kiara's tweets right now]

>>17124606
>even outside of waifu mode.
???

>>17125822
It'd be a pretty long-con then, most shitposters don't have the heart for that

Thoughts?

>>17124606
Bless you, newbeat

>>17125955
Looking mostly ogey, but idk what the bottom bar is supposed to be

>>17125955
Clean

Well, prechat pulled an 180º compared to when she made the slot.

That's a good start.

>>17126471
From top to bottom its:
HP
Tech
Super
With the player portrait and kill count on the left

>>17126504
Of course, the schizos shot their shit early and now the actual deadbeats are coming in.

>>17126504
It was always just a handful of retards making noise

>>17126504
I've been doing pixel art all day, do I even want to know?

>>17126504
The only time retards can be heard is when no one cares enough to listen

>>17126504
>YOU'RE USING THE WRONG PICKAXE CALLI
>YOU DIDN'T BUILD ENOUGH HOUSES
>DON'T THROW AWAY SAND
I wish I had your optimism

>>17126628
Yep, they got nothing

>>17126739
She'll be too busy yelling at goombles to notice

>>17126739
Backseating is annoying but it beats schizoposts any day.

Kronii is starving let's gooooo

alright, enough for today, Moririn time
I can not express how starkly different the design ideas between this place and last zone are
this place is a fucking masterpiece, punishments are for the most part reasonable, jumps can be repeated until mastery and there's very, very few easy skips

literally 'git gud: the stage', but without inbuilt tedium that tries to tire you out, make you impatient and lower your execution
the only factor is just the tension of making the perfect jump every time

Yo deadbeats my oshi commented in prechat. What she say?

Wonder if she’s crying rn

>>17127294
It's possible.

>>17127294
The chat is full of hearts and a lot of red SC on collab, I could see it

>>17126739
Deadbeats trained well for these

>>17127262
>>17126906
I think that was the gist of it

>>17127500
That it? Have any exact quotations? If not thanks I guess. Try to ignore the shitposters.

>>17127642
I missed it exactly but did see the flash of blue. Chat is going very fast lol. Thanks though

Anon, I am debating that I should make the move once the stream start with the consequence of ruining Gura's stream. What should I do?

>>17127642
I din't think Kronii herself posted anything in prechat, unless my chat extension skipped it for some reason, just this:

>>17127770
Nah she wasn't there, just Mori dropping in and saying Kronii needed a lunch break

>>17127770
Disregard anti posts, acquire kawaiiope

Are you ready for another double down?

Bye bye!

She's getting way more money that she would have gotten on this collab
Dare I say she got away with it

>>17128025
Mori should do a Neil Breen watchalong.

>bye bye
What did she mean by this

>bye bye to my life

>>17128058
too soon to confirm or deny

Graduation incoming

Mori suicide stream LETS GOOOOOOO

>>17128068
she's gonna OD on birthday cake Bang mixed with cough syrup and ding dongs during this very stream

MORI'S VOICE I MISSED HER AAAAAAAAAAA

Shes sounding pretty chipper...

>>17128068
She puts no effort on this job. Didn't care to check her OBS even the stream was postponed 15 mins

shes being even cuter than usual...

>>17128307
Stream was postponed because of kronii you doublenigger

MORI!!!!

she's even cuter than usual...

>>17128465
>>17128408
Finally, kawaiiope hours..

We're back

>>17128537
Home…

>>17128459
Yes, exactly
She could use that time to check her OBS, but she chose not to

>Mori mistakes Mumei for Gura
GOD DAMMIT

Mori is making my heart go doki doki.

>>17128752
kek

God I fucking missed this Bitch. I'm so glad my Mori is back

Bros Mori's character is black, or orange?

>special Calliops

I'm loving the inclusion of Fauna, given how the game typically goes. Best decision to invite her.

>>17127749
Come on man, not in a collab.

>>17127749
What move?

>they have the beginnings of a hellevator
Alright, which of them is the pro gamer

She's really cute.

amemori content... it's been so long...

>>17129586
Kinda sounds like moomers has played before?

>>17129768
I take it back

At least with this many people someone is gonna stumble into the right thing to do

>>17129768
Mumei said this is her first time, but Gura and Fauna have played before.

>>17129586
>>17129768
Pretty sure it's Fauna, she's talked about playing Terraria before.

Chimkin mentioned

That's a Mori!

Why does she sound so fake? Did staff blast her to be more plain or something?

>>17130187
That's just how she talks, stop being a schizo.

>17130187
How new?

>>17130187
It's a side effect of you not taking your meds

>>17130352
>>17130237
B8d

Why can't your oshi shut up for just 5 seconds?
This is a fucking collab she doesn't need to narrate every little fucking thing she does on voice, it's obnoxious as all hell

>>17130187
She's sounds a little nervous.

>>17130475
look at this bitch eating crackers

Global is seething so fucking hard I’m loving it

>>17130517
cannibalism....

I want a stream of Ame and Mori just silently digging a tunnel together. Just decorating a home in complete silence. In their natural state.

>>17130756
Just triggered that Ame didn't join the team.

>>17130756
That sounds wonderful

>>17130756
Yeah im enjoying the rainforest base building a lot actually.

>>17130756
THEY ARE
Autistic as fuck

>>17130517
>>17130586
Kek'd

I feel like the pixel art is winning our boy over

part of me feels like Mori should have joined in without streaming but I can't pinpoint why

>irys plays terraria alone
>loves it
>gets sick
>literally everyone else plays it
Poor irys

>stops your Jump King marathon

>>17130542
They quite literally try to find anything to bitch about with her. If she was any quieter they would be bitching that she's depressed and shouldn't be there

>>17130542
There's no way it's more than 10 guys
I'm hoping so fucking hard they all get wiped just so I can see it

>>17130756
BIG DIGGING HOURS

>>17131016
less stress on her?

>>17131070
thank god, i dont have anything against jump king but it get stale after three months

>>17131016
Because you're a schizo

>>17130756
i will watch any tunnel based streams, that is my promise

>>17131070
Thank you. She needed the break from it mentally

>>17131016
she should've done a gorilla stream to talk to her chat beforehand. It made her too emotional and now she's nervous

>Gura says 'Oh my god'
>My brain immediately goes to Jojo
The brainrot is real.

>>17131138
I just treat JK as a zatsu stream and it's fine. The recent ones kinda sucked though since she was either tilted or silent

>>17131097
look at this fucking bitch, *shuffles cue cards* talking and being a good entertainer and interacting with her friends

>>17131230
Just don't say the words bro, that's when you're really lost

ENTER CLOCK

>>17131016
Because she wouldn't feel so forced to "be vocal" and put on a "good show for her stream" then.
I like Mori, I really do, but she's really not helping this collab when she's annoying everyone with random awkward Let's Play tier rambling while sounding like she's about to have a panic attack any second.
Just playing with them off-stream, being there and present for her fans in some state without putting the pressure of a full stream on herself would have done wonders for her mental state in my opinion.

>>17131322
Its too late...

My other oshi is on the scene

>>17131110
you really think people complaining about her talking too much is gonna get deleted?
I think you enjoy "owning incels" more than hololive or streams

>>17130187
I think she's overcompensating, probably reset to Debut!Calli!

>>17131430
I think that people shitposting on cooldown tends to, yeah. There's even doxxshit in there.

>>17131394
I would give her some time considering the situation, she's already getting less nervous by the minute

>>17131300
I mean no offense but constantly talking over everyone and aerating literally everything she does isn't being a good entertainer

>>17131564
You wont be able to please anyone, its her style, just dont be annoying here

Mori is being extra adorable and autistic today. I'm enjoying watching her cute face.

>>17131564
You'd probably have a much better time if you removed the oversized piece of rusted rebar from your asshole

>>17131564
>talking over everyone
No one is talking, anon. It's Terraria

>>17131672
I think she's in her own head

>>17131564
>constantly talking over everyone
There are six people in this collab anon. You are going to talk over someone at some point accidentally, and they've all had it happen

>>17131687
oOoOO edgy boy

if mori is just digging tunnels I wish we had some of the other's views

>>17131793
>"stick up your ass" comment is edgy
You are too young to post here