/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>1706654
Guess who's still going to the Usual Room?

>>1706699
No please! Anons SAVE ME!!

>>1706654
My fucking mashed potatoes are as hard as a rock, I need a manager

>>1706654
>>1706954
anon...

>>1706654
STOP FUCKING GANGSTALKING ME KIARA

>>1706654
Their KFP sandwhiches are AMAZING though, plus their sides are really cheap. Though definitely won't work there. Cultist life is far better.

>>1707321
SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP FUCKING SPAMMING EVERYWHERE I GO STOP FUCKING FOLLOWING ME

>>1707237
That's another reason why KFP also sucks. The manager is never around, not even to train the employees. The employee handbook was written in chicken scratch for fuck's sake.

>>1706654
I ordered a #2 and the manager gave me a cup of her own steaming shit as a "joke". KFP is a menace to society.

Have you thought about unionizing

>>1707521
Would rather Onionize

>>1707521
It's been kind of hard to get the other employees to unionize since KFP policy states all employees must take their meds (I just fake taking mine), thus turning them into birdbrains. One of the anons in this thread is probably a former KFP employee suffering med withdrawal on account that they keep freaking out about being 'gangstalked' by Kiara. Outside help from Chumbuds and Tentacultists may be needed.

>>1707643
A pun Ina would be proud of.

Guys, I sent in my Line Cook application through Insneed, and some guy just called me and screamed about meds and shitting his pants. Should I be worried?

>Go to KFP.
>rrats literally crawling around in the kitchen
Um, ogey? Health inspector?

>>1708482
Always assume all KFP employees are unmedicated and dangerous. Be careful anon.

KFP is unfair. Ms. Kiara is in there, standing at the concession, plotting her oppression.

Looks like there's going some positions opening up...

>>1706654
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPziahb5H-A

>>1708499
oh that's just my rrat market sidejob
do you want any?

>>1712768
When I first started at KFP, I had to pay Kiara to work there. She even admits to this abuse.

>>1706654
do kfp know how to speak their manager without getting ignored?

>>1714030
wtf KFP aren't allowed to give any sort of criticism since the "self-dub comment" shitshow

>>1714030
Easy, tell her your dog died.

I ran away as fast as I could when I found out why the secret ingredient was for the gravy.

>>1714257

>>1715223
>LookingForTheTop Dankeschon
every sc reading i always fucking hear that

>>1706654
>The fried chicken isn't actually from chickens. Since Kiara can die over and over and be reborn she just uses herself as an infinite supply of meat
Ew wtf

>>1715332
...itd be nice if she could clone that ability and transfer it to m-(you), you know so she could eat you over and over? As a joke haha

>>1715294
I want to believe it's a conspiracy, he sends regular reds.

>>1706654
>-The fried chicken isn't actually from chickens. Since Kiara can die over and over and be reborn she just uses herself as an infinite supply of meat
This is why I can't stand this bitch. She could have made millions selling her corpse as a sex toy instead she's making pennies in a shitty restaurant chain.

New KFP item on the menu.

>>1715679
But corpses rot anon. That or it'd turn into ash, plus that's necrophilia which is illegal or at least was finally made illegal in california as late as the 90s due to the bizarre amount of corpse fuckers working in funeral homes

>>1717899
>But corpses rot anon.
You could probably get preservatives. Especially if you remove majority of the organs.

>>1706654
I hope this message sent, /k/FP just a money laundering SPV from first world nation to inciting proxy war on the smaller states. /k/FP works with DoD, was prominently supplying missile for Tomcat.
Those red and pink funds are from questionable origins.
Also, beware of Reine too, her private military contractor have strong foothold over the SEA.

t. ESL KFP Accountant held in usual room.

>>1719454
Consider my discipline triggered.

>>1706654
Honestly I don’t care. I’ll keep working here as long as it takes for her to toss me in the usual room

Not sure if this thread is made from KFP or Kiara anti but its the only good Kiara thread.

>>1719544
KFP false-flagged so hard they managed to circle back around.

stream prediction:
>KIKIRIKIIIII I inshtalled some new mods and one lets me have a gun! LETS FUCKING GOOOO

>>1719695
The spasms in my sides are painful. Stop.

>>1719454
>destroying that thompson with tacfaggotry
disgusting

>>1719454
Sorry fellow KFP employee. I want to break you out of there but the usual room guard is an armored tank. I don't think I could win.

>>1706654
>Famous Vtuber Akai Haato (aka THE HAACHAMA) gave the fast food chain 1/5 stars. Said their cooking was shit and they 'kept getting the pepeloni wrong'
She disappeared the next day, too. Super sus

>>1720537
Bird bitch is probably using that "usual room" to hide Haachama. Time to raid the KFP HQ.

>>1721919
Let's do it.

>>1717680
WE EATING GOOD TONIGHT BOYS

>>1717680
Mother of god, you could feed an Ethiopian family with that thing

Poor Kiara apparently got a lot of complaints for her poop remarks.
Is it really that offensive in other countries? It's a little irritating at best over here in Germany.

>>1727252
I think its an American thing. I'm a Bonger and we're pretty unoffended by shit and piss jokes. Then again we're also the culture who looked at this and said "yes this is funny and should be aired on prime time TV"

>>1727252
>its irritating at best
Theres your answer.

I want to sniff Kiara after the blanket incident!

>>1708152
Advice to KFP employees : stop being in denial, and embrace the fact you are a cult, it's not healthy.
t. a takodachi

>>1727252
Americans are fucking weird and get offended by the stupidest shit. They hate female sexuality but then indulge in obscene ultra violence on TV. Every American I've ever met is like a child in an adults body. They're just a weird bunch of people and they're fucking stupid too.

>>1735477
I thought we were going out of the puritan age but it seems we're back to the "masturbation BAD!!!" era

>>1735310
But the owner is a big baby. Who wants to be part of that? At least takodachis have the unbearably cute puns.

>>1736038
>Gura in a wheelchair
That's not the type of 'disabled' she is, anon.

>>1736962
Gura ? no
Gurandma ? yes

>Upper management saying that KFP will be debuting an exclusive new soda made from Tokino Sora's pee.

Fucking degenerates.

>>1714030
I despise Kiara and the KFP, so I don't watch her streams or know her usual paypigs. But that comment looks like it's coming from a paypig, and when even one of those "I'll add KFP to my YouTube name" niggers takes the time to write an essay about why you're fucking up collabs, and some other KFP jannies agreeing on her own comment section, you know all the constant Kiara hate threads and shit flinging is not for nothing.

>>1741946
degenelates*

>>1743633
It's pretty telling when she said "I don't think I'll be doing collabs for a while" that she actively seeks the path of least resistance. That, or Yagoo saw the comments and dislikes of her commandeering collabs and said NO MORE.

>>1749644
could be plausible

>>1727252
Could also be that a lot of viewers of anime-girl vtubers prefer their entertainers to be "pure maidens", so that sort of joking might've REALLY crossed the line for them.

>>1752947
I mean, that's one of the reasons I like Kiara. She's a little louder and more forward than most of the other members. Sometimes it works poorly for her though. Some of the collabs have been fine though. I liked her playing that shit ghost game with the group.

>>1747706

It's amazing how Kiara is such an abrasive topic.

>>1758915
I can understand why. She has so much potential, being multilingual, a former idol and is able to lead conversation to a path, all ruined juat because she can't read the atmosphere. The only one thing stopping Ollie from mogging her in numbers is her being an Indo(and Apex)

>>1749644
>That, or Yagoo saw the comments and dislikes of her commandeering collabs and said NO MORE.

The latest Uno one has around 51K likes and 200 dislikes, so I doubt that's really a bad enough ratio to pull the stops now.

i am going to detonate a pipebomb at a KFP location in minecraft

>>1735477
Nice retarded yuro take from the 70's. Here's why we hate poo poo pee pee jokes, because we outgrew them at the age of 7. At middle school we were throwing vicious 'yo mama' jokes in the locker room before PE. If piss and shit is all you got, as humor, as an adult, honestly, neck yourself. We surpassed you idiots long ago in the 90s with Tough Crowd regarding humor.
>inb4 he posts a poo poo pee pee pepe, the reason that gets a chuckle is typically the gore or obscenity in the art, not the actual shit joke

>>1759066
>The only one thing stopping Ollie from mogging her in numbers is her being an Indo(and Apex)
actually true, I used to think ollie was just like kiara until I watched her. ollie's charming and knows when to hold back and when to go 100.
she also flirts really well even though she cant speak JP well at all, moona has this talent too and moona is even worse than ollie in JP.

emotional IQ is better than technical IQ, especially in an entertainment field.

>>1760603
You're not an adult. You're a child pretending to be an adult. You act in a way you THINK an adult would act but come across instead as an insecure little boy who has known no hardship or comradery in his life. You're a fucking failure and an embarrassment. Don't come here and act high and mighty because you claim to not find funny things funny you narrow shouldered, thin wristed little weak cunt.

The manager smells like shit

>>1727413
C'mon, that is pretty funny...

>>1763310
Has Ollie ever collaborated with Kiara? It sounds like Ollie could help Kiara on how to do social skill reps.

>>1706654
Your boss is a baby

>>1715332
Kiara has juicy thighs

>>1717680
>sales of kfp skyrocket to gamestop levels of high

>>1771123
She is. I don't get how people put up with her.

>>1706654
>-The fried chicken isn't actually from chickens. Since Kiara can die over and over and be reborn she just uses herself as an infinite supply of meat
Makes sense to me.

>>1707495
I don't know about you, anon, but I ordered a #2 special and Kiara shit her diaper on my face, so KFP gets 5 stars in my book