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I love you Gura!!
>>1702560https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEyqJmkpPfYSora Car
Post laser eyes pics!
>chat backseating
>>1702560pick an art for op please
>>1704989Women prefer assertive men that know how to show leadership and direction. That's why Gura's going to marry me.
>>1705001cry fag
>Gura is already in WHY CAN'T METROID CRAWL levels of zoomerDisgusting
Thoughts?
G-gura's playing dumb again, right? She's not serious, is she?
>Samus can give herself cunnilingus
>SHE
Why is no one watching Gura? She has 2,300,000 subscribers. Did they just sub and forget she existed?
How are you enjoying the stream Watamelon?
Is Mori aware Ame, Moona, and Ollie are going to log on in 40 minutes?
Oh my god she's actually developmentally disabled
This stream is just going to be "chat walks Gura through Super Metroid", isn't it?
Gura's doing a good job pretending to know nothing about this game.
oh god she's not going to touch metroid at all after this won't she?
So excited about ROLY POLY.
Ame can curl up into a morph ball and give her sexy and funny a full course meal irl.
She cute.
I love my stupid oshi
>>1705144Have you guys never heard of debuff games?
>Fishing together with cowboy Mori
>>1705096It's just not going to happen in the way she's expecting.
More god-tier OST incoming
Are girls cuter when they're a little retarded?
>>1702560>Gura had never heard of morph ball beforeOh this gunna hurt huh
>>1705097Anon, Gura isn't smart enough to play dumb.
>>1705097She's kinda dialing it in with the overreactions, yeah.
What the fuck did she mean by that?
I love mori
>>1705123For me it was the ledge grab. ZM spoils you on how good the ledge grab is that playing SM and not having it feels weird
>>1705144debuff game pls andstand
>>1705144I was going to watch her until I realized Mori was streaming at the same time.
I'm kind of sad that Mori isn't using Reine's art, but on the other hand it would be encouraging Dad shit. I'm conflicted.
GURA'S CHAT BORN IN THE 2000LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Ina loves Ame!
>>1705153Were about to find out kek
>>1702560GURA IS A DISGUSTING FUCKING SHARKIETHIS FUCKING RETARDED SHIGGER PORCH SEAMONKEY IS PLAYING A GAME RIGHT NOW AND YOU ARE LAUGHING
>filters your Oshi
>>1705094UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHT o T
>>1705153Are they? I dunno at this point.
>>1705169something something ram ranch
>>1705158I hope she's pretending because I really don't want to believe she's this dumb.
I don't see any ads, what's on mobile /vt/ catalog?
>>1705088There is 100% no way she hasn't seen that meme before. Along with the fact that she's seen Samus turn into a morph ball in Smash. Her act didn't convince me this time.
fresh
Are you ogey?
Why are there 2hus in my /vt/?
youtube>no raids, polls, channel point redeems, predictions>shitty emotes>clicking the emote menu makes everything lag out until emotes are loaded in>chat lagging 5 minutes behind stream>viewer numbers bug out>stream notification comes in after stream is already overtwitch>ads before streams>twitch chat/viewer culture>can't change quality on non-partner streams, unless lucky>whole website kinda laggy>takes an unreasonable cut on subs>stream notifications come in 10-15 minutes after stream startswhich is the worse platform, hlgg?
Stop reading chat you gay faggots. The only reason to have chat up is to read the LETS GOOOO super chats.
>>1702770first that unreal Apex highlight and now you're telling me he's language-pilled? you're all conspiring to make me watch this guy aren't you
>>1705153Yes, she commented on wanting to have an hour of deadbeat time before any collab shenanigans.
>little forest
>>1704989She'll never make it through this game without backseaters
Are SNES games unrionically a debuff views-wise.
>>1705063>Has the idea he's a strong team leader pack alpha>Posting on /vt/
>DelStar KFP Trucker-kunYABAISomeone call the cops
>>1705204el basado
>>1705193I got stuck on this for a solid 90 minutes when I played for the first time. I had been watching speedruns for years.
>>1705187Not like chat isn't going to make her say dad shit anyway, like just now as I typed this out.
>Gura is stuck to ame right now
it's people like Gura that are exactly the reason why games have to handhold you the whole time now
>>1705169is brokeback mountain a good movie or is it literally just gay
>>1705187no thanks. The retweet is enough
>>1705204kek
>Gura's trap thing failed again
Imagine if Gura actually finished that prank.
>>1705153>>1705191She said she was at the beginning of the stream.
gura extra cute today
>>1705207Why are you phoneposting?
>>1705144Zoom Zoom no like retro gamesZoom Zoom want Minecraft
>>1705187Cute
>>1705222>ameguraTHEY ARE
I don't know what it is about gura today but she's really annoying. Guess I'll pass even though metroid is my favorite series.
Ame PoV in 96 minutes, Delayed by an hour from her schedulehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okuGibvAAJEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okuGibvAAJEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okuGibvAAJE
>This amount of ADHD, ADD and general confusionThis is no Luna Super Metroid but it has the potential to rival it...for the opposite reasons
>I wanna play Megaman.Gura already planning to use those Capcom perms.
Megaman X streams with Capcom permissions LETS GOOOOOOOO
Gura's dying on Bomb Torizo isn't she
>>1705200She's pretending to be a baby!
MEGABROS WW@
https://youtu.be/tXNM1P0sARc
>>1705156She knows it's going to be nonstop backseating so she's leaning into it.
>She got stuck at the morph ball roomGura was pic related 10 years ago when this game was on the Wii wasn't she?>>1705156But unlike pic rel Gura has 12000 spoilerfags ready to handhold her all the way to hyper beamThough even with handholding she's gonna get filtered by space jump like Luna was
>Gooruh wants to play MegamanYES PLEASE
MEGAMAN YES!
how does this make you feel
POST SEXY LUNA
calling it now Gura is going to get frustrated by chat and the game and will drop Metroid like Nintendo did.
>>1705222>baby Gura
>>1705204
Is Gura retarded?
>>1705222>Gura love literally deadIt's over
>>1705153yea she talked about it
>>1705153Yeah she is, she might try to get out before they join tho
I told you, dumb fucking boomers. This game is outdated and hot garbage. Let go of the past.
IM SO FUCKING HAPPY CAPCOM PERMS ARE HERE
Mori is more autistic than usual
>>1705225It's a good movie but it's also literally all about the gay
>>1705250Why even play the game if it devolves to that?
>>1705123I was a sega kid and didn't play any Metroid til I got my GBA so I played Super last but it's still my favorite, ZM's physics are fucking weird and the forced objective markers are annoying, and Fusion is cool but not as interesting.
>>1705215For Gura? Yeah. The average age of her fanbase is pretty low. Not even saying that to shit on chumbuds, its just a fact.
>>1705210What Apex highlight?
>>1705222>Ina Mori streamONEGAI
you fags are going to get obnoxious like in the duolingo stream?
>>1705210Astel is beloved here for a reason, even beyond Roberu.
This... is a unity thread. Always has been, always will be.
>Yes Gura come to me
>>1705264Yes, I love her
>Collab delayed by an hour so she doesn't have to play with MoriWhat the fuck is Ame's problem
I love Ina!
>>1705152え、すごいですね!
Wants to play Megaman more. love Gura
Cute Mori
...Gura isn't finishing this game, is she?
>first Gura stream I get to watch live in over a weekI mean Gura is great but.. yeahSo far this is pain
wonder if she will waste the missiles
>>1705187has anyone done an edit of mori or reine wearing the "MILF: man i love fishing" hat?
>>1705192Ame loves Gura!
>>1705255the source... give it to me
>>1705281He spotted a single pixel moving from 300+ meters away and punched his Teammate to safety
>>1705255It's just not the same...
RED ROCKET
>>1705187It is a shame. Still cute though
This is my first time watching a gura stream since this
>>1705204Meme is inaccurate because that kid stuck with the game and beat it. GrumblerGruuber is gonna drop this game in a couple hours.
>>1705244>oh btw i got the time wrong i guess ; - ; sorryAme... At least I can watch Gooruh fail to play my favourite game for a little longer.
>>1705208what if I told you they are both horrible
>>1705156Yeah. She doesn't seem to mind backseating when she's stuck.
>>1705293god i hope not
>>1705269filtered
>>1705244AME NO
>>1705244>Delayed by an hour from her scheduleThis fucking bratty detective and pushing shit back. Some one should pin her to the ground and Cervix fuck her.
>>1705244NOOOOOOOOOOOO THEY WONT RUN INTO MORI
>>1705281go back 2 or 3 threads and look for any discussion of "frames"
>>1705252A 0-year-old beat a game a 9900+-year-old won't be able to
>>1705176>that drinkMOONA NO!
>Gura wants to play MegamanI was not expecting her to be the retro gamer type
>>1705222>ame gura love
Are people unironically being filtered by this?
>>1705094I prefer this one.
I love morning Mori. She always does the cutest things.
>Mori's so sleep deprived she thinks chat telling her to 'get food' is in reference to Minecraft and not breakfastOh Moririn...
>>1705244Ah...so Mori won't overlap most likely, oh well.
>Gura
I love Gura, but man she ends up playing a lot of games that she dislikes.
>Tour delayedWell there goes the Mori interactions
>>1705244sasu-guh Ame
>>1705296a she did
Ska-badabadabadoo-belidabbelydabbladabbladabblabab-belibabbelibabbelibabbelabbelo-doobelidooI'm the ScatmanSki-bi-dibby-dib yo-da-dub-dub, yo-da-dub-dubSki-bi-dibby-dib yo-da-dub-dub, yo-da-dub-dubI'm the ScatmanSki-bi-dibby-dib yo-da-dub-dub, yo-da-dub-dubSki-bi-dibby-dib yo-da-dub-dub, yo-da-dub-dubBa-da-ba-da-ba-be bop-bop-bodda-bopeBop-ba-bodda-bopeBe-bop-ba-bodda-bope, bop-ba-boddaBa-da-ba-da-ba-be bop-ba-bodda-bopeBop-ba-bodda-bopeBe-bop-ba-bodda-bope, bop-ba-bodda-bopeSka-badabadabadoo-belidabbelydabbladabbladabblabab-belibabbelibabbelibabbelabbelo-doobelidooEverybody stutters one way or the otherSo check out my message to youAs a matter of fact, I don't let nothing hold you backIf the Scatman can do it, so can youEverybody's saying that the Scatman stuttersBut doesn't ever stutter when he singsBut what you don't know, I'm gonna tell you right nowThat the stutter and the scat is the same thing to youI'm the ScatmanWhere's the Scatman?I'm the ScatmanWhy should we be pleasing in the politician heathensWho would try to change the seasons if they could?The state of the condition insults my intuitionsAnd it only makes me crazy and hard like woodEverybody stutters one way or the otherSo check out my message to youAs a matter of fact, I'm letting nothing hold you backIf the Scatman can do it, brother, so can youI'm the ScatmanBa-da-ba-da-ba-be bop-bop-bodda-bopeBop-ba-bodda-bopeBe-bop-ba-bodda-bope, bop-ba-boddaBa-da-ba-da-ba-be bop-ba-bodda-bopeBop-ba-bodda-bopeBe-bop-ba-bodda-bope, bop-ba-bodda-bopeSki-bi-dibby-dib yo-da-dub-dub, yo-da-dub-dubSki-bi-dibby-dib yo-da-dub-dub, yo-da-dub-dubSki-bi-dibby-dib yo-da-dub-dub, yo-da-dub-dubSki-bi-dibby-dib yo-da-dub-dub, yo-da-dub-dubEverybody stutters one way or the otherSo check out my message to youAs a matter of fact, I don't let nothing hold you backIf the Scatman can do it, so can youI hear y'all ask 'bout the meaning of scatWell, I'm the professor and all I can tell you isWhile you're still sleeping, the saints are still weeping 'causeThings you called dead haven't yet had the chance to be bornI'm the ScatmanBa-da-ba-da-ba-be bop-bop-bodda-bope, bop-ba-bodda-bopeBe-bop-ba-bodda-bope, bop-ba-boddaBa-da-ba-da-ba-be bop-ba-bodda-bope, bop-ba-bodda-bopeBe-bop-ba-bodda-bope, bop-ba-bodda-bopeSki-bi-dibby-dib yo-da-dub-dub, yo-da-dub-dubSki-bi-dibby-dib yo-da-dub-dub, yo-da-dub-dubSki-bi-dibby-dib yo-da-dub-dub, yo-da-dub-dubSki-bi-dibby-dib yo-da-dub-dub, yo-da-dub-dubYeah, I'm the ScatmanDong dong dong, ding ding dong dongWo-go-ez-ze-ze-za-de-ya-de-za-de-ya-ze-ze-zeeDong-ding-dong-dong-dong, do-dong-dingWhere's the Scatman?Ska-badabadabadoo-belidabbelydabbladabbladabblabab-belibabbelibabbelibabbelabbelo-doobelidooI'm the Scatman, repeat after meIt's a scoobie-oobie-doobie, scoobie-doobie melodyI'm the Scatman, sing along with meIt's a scoobie-oobie-doobie, scoobie-doobie melodyYeah, I'm the Scatman (I'm the Scatman)Bop-ba-bodda-bopeBe-bop-ba-bodda-bope, bop-ba-boddaI'm the Scatman (I'm the Scatman)Bop-ba-bodda-bopeBe-bop-ba-bodda-bopeSka-badabadabadoo-belidabbelydabbladabbladabblabab-belibabbelibabbelibabbelabbelo-doobelidooBe-bop-ba-bodda-bope, bop-ba-boddaBe-bop-ba-bodda-bope, bop-ba-boddaBa-da-ba-da-ba-be bop-ba-bodda-bopeYeah, I'm the Scatman, sing along with meBop-ba-boddaIt's a scoobie-oobie-doobie, scoobie-doobie melodyBe-bop-ba-bodda-bope
>She doesn't know about the backtrackingOh boy
>>1705328Times have changed, old man
Will Gura ever finish any of these retro games?
>>1705272is that even possible
>>1705255TuT
>>1705215Gura would be better off playing something like Roblox or Fortnite to appeal to her audience. They aren't interested in good games.
Deadbeats is your oshi ogey?
Jigsaw fix? Junkie needs a Jigsaw.
I came here to laugh at you nanora
>>1705308Pepsis
>>1705293The sheer amount of kneel her beating Super Metroid would generate would be incredible.
>>1705305Yeah it's fucking hilarious that he actually beat it.
>>1705159Good, let her play Amelia OBJECTSON.
Watching Gura bumble her way to being the roly poly super duper bounty hunter slaying Samus as she tackles the fantastic game Super Metroid.While Mori is being funnier than usual today, just chatting around with her deadbeats looking for a good place to start fishing in Minecraft.While AZKi continues to show off amazing talents and their wonderful music, the three day showcase bringing to light some lesser known artists to such a large crowd, god bless AZKi.While in 30 minutes, Subaru's gonna quack on by in order to host a nice zatsudan.So friends, where we at?
>>1705337Based
>>1705280>its just a fact.Based on what stats? Do you have a source?
>>1705222Stop posting these wordclouds. Anons are using it for divination and that is the work of the devil
>>1705176Would you like seconds Moona?
So much backtracking in fact they named the concept after metroid.
I WANNA HAVE ANAL SEX WITH INA!
Sorry chumbuds I can't watch this
>>1705339not like she can play muse dash...
This much pretending about not knowing anything about a game because annoying at some point.
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH cunny
Holy shit, this one instrumental is sounding great!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWYQfkotJUY
>>1705298why did she like it
>>1705358observe. the average jigsaw poster.
>>1705222>cute Ame Gura lovebased
i'm 40 and i thought this game looked confusing and annoying back then and i think it looks confusing and annoying now. i am only watching because i love gura.
>>1705186Unironically this, since I'll catch the Gura VOD later.Mori cringekino and possible dumb ID interactions is better experienced live.
Gura cute gura cute gura cute gura cute!
>>1705244Good. I think Ollie and Moona also got the time wrong in ther schedule?
>>1705244Ame you fucking BITCH
>>1705372Abayo
>>1705218I got stuck in there for a long time when I was a kid, beating SM took me literal months, I was a retard with good taste
>>1705298She loves Ina more!
>>1705328yes, where is Dark Souls or DMC?
>>1705144Western subs aren't loyal. I bet most of those subs never watched her more than a handful of times.
>>1705345Baste
>>1705169EIGHTEEN
>>1705293She will definitely finish this!Just look at those Skyrim and RDR2 streams!111
>>1705363God I hope she plays Ace Attorney. If she does 2-4 will be fucking hilarious
>>1705305>>1705361I’m proud of him
>>1705285This won't end well.
>>1705244Fucking called it. I knew it was too good to be true.
>>1705350No
this is a perfect stream for folding clothes to...
>>1705222>samus getting made retarded
>>1705383Based almost-Ojisan telling it like it is
This thread is so fast when Gura is streaming that nobody will notice this reddit meme.
>>1705293I'll be disappointed if she can't beat what luna could
>>1705349I meant the stream itself
>>1705358Meido, this one right here.
>>1705364Right here!
>>1705361Good job, Pauly! That walljump tutorial is a serious breaking point for a lot of people.
>>1705364Gura the Subaru until Ame comes online
>>1704909
>>1705270But why tho...
>>1705379Because it's cute! Just like this art, which she also liked!
>>1705361This brings a tear to my eye.
>>1705340FUCK.
>>1705323Boomers get out, this is a zoomer thread.
>>1705371GENTLY THRUSTING INTO INAS FAT BUTTSLOWLY GETTING FASTERMOANS FILLING THE HOUSEPAINTING HER INSIDES WHITE
>>1705416I forgive it because Okayu and Korone look cute like that
>>1705293Hopefully not, she's already playing enough kusoge.
>>1705327Hugging her tail when nervous. Gosh that's cute.
>>1705416
>>1705364Right here, Ayamebro!>She wasted all the missilesWe're going to be here for a bit
>>1705337Key word: almost
>>1705339Don't worry, she plays a lot of games she likes off-stream, with her friends of course so it's more enjoyable
>>1705345>Everybody stutters one way or the otherJust how Oga was stuttering RISU'S name when she fucked him.
>>1705242Idk, anonchaamaI have adhd and she just seems fuckin dumb
>>1705293Thank God.
>Christmas tree STILL up
>>1705358NO JIGSAX FOR YOU NOW THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU DID
>>1705356not really but there's no helping it, she's an adult womanpretty stupid adult woman
that was a pretty good ₕᵤhaʰᵃ
>>1705305>a couple hoursInaccurated. She's going to stop in about 30 more minutes.
>>1705416I saw that meme anon
>>1705248>Last uploaded 1 year ago.I miss this guy.
>Should I rewind?What?
>>1705366Anon.... Do you really need stats? There are many kids that watch the funny shark.
>>1705094CLUSSY CLUSSY CLUSSYCLUSSY CLUSSY CLUSSYCLUSSY CLUSSY CLUSSYCLUSSY CLUSSY CLUSSYCLUSSY CLUSSY CLUSSY
>>1705244Ame delaying so she can watch gura bro
gura is already bored of it...
>>1705222>single PolkaNot nearly enough.
>>1705414Based almost-Ojisan replying to himself.
>>1705350Gura barely even finishes modern games... and that's unironically a good thing!
>2hu on top of /vt/What did they mean by this?
>maybe i should've prepared beforehanddo these people not understand how to get ready for a stream? what in the fuck is this? 6 months and they still 1) have technical issues 2) dont check games until the literal moment of starting the stream 3) USUALLY have no game plan 4) do 0 setup these are the most enjoyable content creators (using the term really loosely) for me right now, but holy shit this is insufferable at points
>30 minutes in the tutorial
>>1705407sauce me up on that cropped image please
>>1705302>>1705322Ahhhhhh that one.Yeah his awareness is insanely good.
>filtered by a single red doorgura...
reminder to spitroast Enma
Holy kusoge this shit is boring. Yep, not watching, call me when Gura is playing something interesting.
>>1705281this onehttps://archive.nyafuu.org/vt/thread/1695516/#1696670and another cool clip from back during the apex tournamenthttps://archive.nyafuu.org/vt/thread/1695516/#1697110
>>1705255It's not the same since the yab...
>>1705244>>1705390>>1705318>>1705461>>1705388It's not delayedon Moona's schedule its in 1 hour and 30 min
>>1705401All his posts are pure gold
>>1705432
SOFT BRAIN
the chat is bad, but Gura is being just as bad for staring at it
>>1705457OH NO STREAMS WILL BE REMOVED BECAUSE IS PLAYING ON A EMU!!!!!!!!
>>1705208>no raids,But that's a positive
>>1705244Why does this stupid stinking nasty ass bitch even make schedules if every stream will be delayed?
>>1705374When is pero pero leaving china so she can play the game again?
>>1705468They must miss us
I was really excited for Super Metroid but I'm getting a bit nervous. At least she has good numbers.
>Smooth brain calling out soft brains
>>1705385>possible ID interactionsAme just guaranteed it won't happen
[Sad News] Mori has been streaming for 24 minutes and has not caught a single fish
>>1705279I'll have to play through it again now that Gura is playing it. I've only beaten SM once just for the novelty years ago on an emulator. I do like everything else about it, physics aside. But honestly, [spoilers]Prime is my favorite series.[/spoiler]
>>1705432Welp shit, Ame just delayed it by an hourI guess they won't be running into each other
>>1705467not me dude. i'm allowed to have an opinion even if i am not a real srsbsns gamer.
>>1705468?
>>1705193I'm amazed by the amount of people that get filtered by this part ( including me). It should be more obvious that you can dash but maybe that is just me acting like a dumb zoomer
>its kinda like a rhythm gamethings are looking up!
>>1705479These feet aren't dirty enough for Tarantino to enjoy.
>>1702560Is gura likeable irl?
>>1705485>>1705244So Ame probably didn't take into account DST when she made it. I can't blame her for that, DST fucking SUCKS DICK
>>1705223this game is way overboard on retarded shit though
>>1705364Right here Ayamefriend!Watching Gura while listening to AZKi's stream!
>>1705472I got it from here senpai. I don't know the sauce either
>>1705501Anon your spoiler reps...
Gura's stream is lagging like crazy for me. SUSAN
https://twitter.com/reNPCarts/status/1372798913762131969?s=20>Ame retweeted thisAME'S FLAT UNDERNEATH UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH T u T
>>1705443https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSmlRuL6ZvACan someone make a sound post of this
>Gets filtered by basic plaforming.
>>1705416Reddit memes are so shit and boring but even worse make a whole stream featuring this repetitive unfunny shit
Friends, romans, countrymen... we gather here today to pay our final respects to Calliope Mori’s last, remaining braincell. The very same braincell, that could’ve convinced her that moving to a foreign country to become a mediocre rapper might not have been the best idea. But alas, it was fighting a losing battle against alcohol abuse, sleep deprivation, and being Calliope Mori’s braincell. So please, join me as I say BRAINCELL LOVE!
>>1705509no, she's a bitch
>>1705416>Okayu is coco>Korone is Okayuw-whos Korone?
>>1705477maybe Fortnite is more your speed
>This game makes meUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
I dont have soft brain..
>>1705244Nice. It overlaps with Ina though so I'll probably catch the VOD.Hope they have a good time.
TIME ESTIMATES for this shaft
>>1705504banner ad
>>1705499I'm going to be more surprised if she actually gets to the fishing part.
super metroid is just like smol ame
You can thank the chicken later.
>>1705442Alot better than the other one
UOOOOOOOOOOHHH FREAK OUT
>>1705203>Along with the fact that she's seen Samus turn into a morph ball in Smash.This. She's faking that reaction for sure.
>AMETHEY
Gura is very dumb jesas
UUUUOOOOOHHHHHHHH
>she's getting filtered by platformsAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>1705459Yes, I really do need proof. I can make dumb claims like this too>le funny detective is mostly watched by kids>le funny tako>le funny dad
>>1705494never ever
>>1705472JTVeemo. Or something along those lines.
By the end of this game she will be a god, trust you me.That is, assuming she'll bother to get through it
>>1705445that line was actually about how the artist who made the song had a chronic problem with stuttering Scatman john was a priest who wanted to let others with stuttering issues feel normal with his music
Gura... your basic platforming reps...
>AME MENTIONED>H*CH*M* MENTIONED
she really can't handle platforming can she
>>1705493retard.. >>1705485
Mori might as well just play Minecraft with new characters every time since she always starts as if she had nothing.
>>1705439Fuck, I'm getting hard just thinking aboutit
Gura suffered through Ame playing smol Ame Haachama purgatory level
>>1705509They way she ghosts her fans, manager and boyfriend, I doubt her true self is likeable.
>>1705486Pauly is a fucking comedy genius
Teamates explain this
>>1705526(You)
None of this is clippable, how boring. How do you faggots even watch this metroid shit?
am banana
I hope en2 has actual gamers
>>1705549You forgot>le funny chicken that shits her pants
>>1705364Right here Ayamefriend, watching my boy and listening to more blessed music.
There is a special place in hell for people who asked Gura to play this old ass garbage.If you enjoy watching this "gameplay"... I hope you get raped by niggers.
>1994 slang>Gee whiz?
>>1705503Based almost-Ojisan standing his ground after getting caught samefagging.
>>1705244Moona PoVhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFICtA_sBwEOllie PoVhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4oHXVXv9cYY
>>1705456Didn't he take a massive break before?
>>1705526Me
Peppeloni...
>>1705416stop it
Old games had very unforgiving platforming. Even normal super mario is pretty tight compared to what we are expected to do now.
>>1705552I will eat my own cum for every additional time she plays this. I'm betting on 0.
How long is Gura streaming
>>1705570But that's Ame's whole thing!
>>1705533Dunno, I use an adblock
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okuGibvAAJEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okuGibvAAJE>what should we build?>oh btw i got the time wrong i guess ; - ; sorryame is a big dumdum
>>1705289Hey, me too!
>>1705573What's wrong with it Super Metroid is a fun game
>>1705537Why didn't she just get that fanpatch from the ultraaustic guy who puts DRM on his patches.
>>1705509By the story she tells nad HER past, no. She ghosts people and gets annoyed when people ghosts her back
>>1705544>>1705203Anons, let's be real. Gura doesn't even remember Smash at this point.
>>1705574ZOOMER SHARK CONFIRMED
>>1705497She's right though. There's almost no way for a retard like Gura to softlock the game since you'd need to both be dumb but also sequence break which usually requires prior knowledge of how to play the game.
>>1705587from the way its looking? 20 more minutes.
This is hilariously painful to watch.
Mori just lashed out at her cat....
>>1705519Someone did already.
>>1705518That's me in her bra btw
>>1705519Somebody made this a couple threads ago
>>1705356Define ogey.
>>1702560Lewds located
I cant help but laugh at Gura's horrible playthrough of this game. Reminds me of how I let my sister play zero mission on GBA once and she was slow as shit like Gura.
>>1705587Around 2 hours
>>1705244Holy shit Ame-ricans really don't understand Daylight Saving Time, do they?
Mori is unironically the best platform gamer in EN...
>>1705364Right Here Ayamefriend, with Moririn and waiting for Ame
Post your setups!
>>1705457The NES/SNES games on the switch support the ability to wind back time, about 20 seconds worth, so you can undo things if you die.
I don't think she'll come back to SM after this stream but I think we're in for something special today if her being filtered by 2D platforming is any indication
>>1705526That anon
>>1705586Before i screencap this i'm legally required to ask if you are sure
>>1705573>There is a special place in hell for people who asked Gura to play this old ass garbage.Kid, you don't know shit
GURA CAN'T WALL JUMPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>1705570Be a REAL gamer
>>1705477She'll be back on Mineshit next week, don't worry.
>>1705566This is very cute and I'm interested in seeing more flat Ame out of curiosity
>>1705526An actual dog
>>1705416I wish people stopped watching this shit
>>1705594zoomers being buttmad that she won't play something contemporary
>>1705609kek
>>1705595She did and fucked it up
watching shark's zoomer brain try to figure out 2d metroid jump mechanics is magical
>>1705590>>oh btw i got the time wrong i guess ; - ; sorryI can't believe Mori told Ame to delay the collab so that she doesn't have to interract with Moona
>>1705599more like Lost children shark
There's not a chance in hell that Mori plays for another hour and a half to see Ame/Ollie/Moona, is she?
>>1705625I'm sure, screencap away.
TODAY'S NUMNUMS for those that are interested. No Sagura Mego today on the stats. Source: https://holo.poi.cat/youtube-stream>Pekora33,000 viewers>Aqua22,000 viewers>Ayame21,000 viewers>Marine19,000 viewers>Shion12,000 viewers>Subaru12,000 viewers>Fubuki10,000 viewers>Botan10,000 viewers>Kiara8,000 viewers>Kanata8,000 viewers>Watame7,800 viewers>Ina7,000 viewers>Lamy7,000 viewers>Noel6,000 viewers>Nene4,000 viewers>Roboco4,000 viewers>Flare3,000 viewers>Moona3,000 viewers>Ollie3,000 viewers>Towa2,000 viewers>Matsuri2,000 viewers>Reiner1,700 viewers>Iofi1,000 viewers>Anya500 viewers
This fucking Mesugaki!
>>1705595She did but it made everything run worse for her for some reason. It's better this way desu.
>>1705393Ina is not even on her twitter header!
>>1705601I give it at least 34
>>1705604SAMUS NO
>>1705604I don't think that pain you're feeling is because of the stream, anon...
I remember spamming D e e R F o r c E in sm speedrun twitch chats almost 10 years agonow I feel old
>>1705590Why does Moona look so smug here? I feel it's mocking me.
gura....
>>1705573More like suggesting her a game that she clearly won't likeI like playing autistic shit but for sure I don't care or want Gura to play it
I have no idea what Gura was thinking picking this game
Gura is pretty good at this game. >>1705587About six hours.
>>1705661Go back
>>1705144You numberfags freak over the stupidest things, acting like chicken little thinking the sky is going to fall. People have certain preferences for games to watch like any normal streamer audience. They aren't going to watch every stream they do. I don't think pewdiepie gets a million people on stream even being one of the largest individual youtubers. Hell, Gura has already has surpassed him in superchats based on playboards, though.
>>1705640to be fair, they're fucking retarded
>>1705570So you want men in gen 2?
>>1705617Yeah they all have their niche, chicken is the only one that is bad at everything.
Mori-chama....please repair your fishing rod.
>>1705647>500 viewersanya gets less views then indies that started a month ago
>>1705647
>>1705661Go back faggot
>>1705615They don't understand timezones in general and there's 4 of them in lower 48.
>>1705595She did but applied it incorrectly (it's an automatic patch due to people being retarded and still fucked up) and then uninstalled it MID-GAME making the game irreparably fucked.
>>1705615the only people i know who truly understand it are other people with system administration experience.
>>1705551cheers to you
MORI WANTS TO FEED INA'S PUSSY!
>>1705661clap clapNEXT MEME
>>1705586how many litters?
>>1705588She not particularly good at them. But I think she might have the most completed games out of all of them
>>1705665She probably wanted to play it after hearing good things about it. Truthfully I wonder if she'd enjoy Prime 1 more though, that was a blast
>>1705393no! i do!
>>1705665Yeah desu this is just not her type of gameGotta be honest with yourself, this is the opposite of what Gura should play
>>1705356She's like half-asleep, so no.
>>1705661Post more
>>1705521>>1705635are you aware that the appeal is to see the japanese girls looking at western fans and not the meme itself?
>>1705661go back
>>1705566She's so fucking flat.
Mori is a cat architect
>>1705689its really not that complicated
>>1705537you WILL buy Taro's game again
So is the 'fixed' version of Automata going to come to Steam or did SE just fuck everybody who bought it on Steam?
Any other games as overrated as Super Metroid?
>>1705694THEY ARE
>>1705661Is that the NPC meme guy?
>>1705661>HOLY BASED
>>1705661
>>1705714i agree, but here we are.
>>1705647>AyameHow does she do it?
She's never catching a fish this stream, is she?
>>1705675Pewdiepie not even close to a million viewers, he gets like 70-90k which is insanely low considering his sub base of 100M
>>1705678she doesnt know how...
>>1705661Clapping IRL to this masterful memeSasuga r*ddit
>>1705588True, look how many games she finished compared to the rest. The other girls are not even trying.Playing:>A Hat In Time w/ Ina >Oblivion>NieR Automata [on hold until new place]>Mario Sunshine>Donkey Kong CountryFinished:>Donut County>Mario Galaxy>Florence>Smol Ame>Titanfall 2>A Short Hike>Journey>Outer Wilds>LA Noire>Portal 2>Portal>A Way Out w/ Gura>Mario Odyssey>Anti-chamber>Convenience Store>Overcooked 2 w/ bitchin' kitchen>Biped w/ Gura>Mosaic>SuperliminalOther/Non-Completable/Dropped/On-Hold:>Super Bunny Man>Project Diva>Journey to the Savage Planet w/ Gura>Battleblock Theatre w/ Gura>PHOGS! w/ Gura>AI Dungeon>Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes>Princess Connect>Cooking Simulator>Fallout 4 [NYE exclusive, finished before]>Passpartout>Halo: Reach w/ Mori [permissions lost]>Heroes of the Storm>Super Smash Bros. Ultimate>Mario Kart 8>Don't Starve Together w/ EN1>Thief Simulator [dropped, kusoge]>Phasmophobia w/ Ina & Gura>Secret Neighbor w/ EN1>Left 4 Dead 2 w/ Ina & Gura>Among Us>Witcher 3 [dropped, permissions lost]>Minecraft>The Coin Game [first date exclusive]>Clubhouse 51>Limbo [dropped, finished before]>osu! (mania) [permissions lost]>Call of Duty: Warzone>Surgeon Simulator 2 w/ Ina & Gura>Counter Strike: Global Offensive >Mo Astray [dropped]>Yasuhati / With your voice! [SC reading exclusive]>Fall Guys>Apex Legends>Valorant>Wattam [baby game, dropped]
SHE'S HERE
>>1705661CRAP CRAP
>>1705570I hope one of them plays Dusk...
>>1705718>SE just fuck everybody who bought it on Steam?Yep.
>>1705647>Anya>500Why? She's cute though.
>>1705661Stay here
>>1705552She will play it for an hour or so. Nobody deserves to endure this shitty game.Nostalgia faggots get a rope.
>>1705694Based
>>1705647Damn, I just noticed, Gura only has 13k viewers right now. I guess she really is reclining after she BTFO footfags
>>1705364right here fren!
are you frustrated yet?
>gura not savinglol dumbo
a tube......
ENTER AME
ENTERWATSON
>>1705661that's aggressively unfunny
yabai
>>1705509Unironically probably not. I know a girl like Gura IRL, she's pleasant to be around when she's in a good and insufferable when she's not.
ENTER
>auto saveoh no...
ENTERAME
>"Would you like to save?">NO>Where's my autosave?THIS MESUGAKI
>>1705509I'm sure she is, just shy.
>>1705677>okayu, koro, friend>MenHuh?
>>1705751I was fine until "where is my autosave"
>Do you want to save?>NOWhat the fuck Gura.
gura.................................
>>1705751No
>auto saveOh we'll learn that truth very quickly
There's an influx of new users here from /v/, reddit, and discord so I wanted to take this chance to introduce them to a few common terms they might see during their visit.>roommate = holopro controversially forces their youtubers to live in the same room as their managers (sometimes male) in order to keep an eye on them>seiso = say so = a quality that idols have that allows them to manipulate their fans (they will do anything if i "say so")>JAV = Japanese Anime Virtual-youtuber-content>totsumachi = 凸待ち = waiting for the 凸 (represents a penis), describes streams where they wait for others to "insert" themselves into a conversation>zatsudan = 雑団 = literally "crude, messy body", describes streams where they will primarily gossip about their sex lives>menhera = "men's hair", refers to the moments when a virtual youtuber acts so scary, that your hairs will stand on end>supacha = スパ茶 = spa tea, in reference to the japanese custom of donating to women in order to drink their bathwaterMake sure to memorize these terms for future use! Feel free to add to the list if I missed any important ones!
>where is my autosaveThis isn't ending well
>Farming for health when she can saveGAR GOOMBA!?
>>1705661That's pretty funny
AMEEE
>>1705764GURAAAAAAAAA
enter ame
I hope Ame knows Mori is streaming. Potential yabs scare me.
>>1705751No, I'm here to watch her get stuck on the same part for 10 hours
>>1705661Downdooted
>>1705749>over 40% of gura's fan base were footfagss-sugoi
>do you want to save?>noGura... this is a snes game, the fuck did you mean with Autosave?
Holy shit Gura is baiting chat on purpose.>Where's my autosave!fucking idiot gremlin
WHY PRETEND YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT METROID!? I DON'T GET IT.
>>1705718>>1705740A big fuck you to anyone who bought it on Steam but whoever made FAR will add the fixers that came with that version into the mod most likely
>>1705751Mildly
>>1705767Botan....
>3 ENs playing Minecraft today>None of them overlapThis is why the EN server is dead.
>>1705734I kneel, Ame.No one can say you're not a gamer.
>she chose not to save>>1705586Confirmed, will not eat his own cum. She's never even gonna think about playing this one again.
>>1705647>live viewslol
Mori is more retarded than usual.
ogey
>>1705337Is that Hoshimati Suisei?
>>1705751Only sexually
>>1705793I'm looking forward to more.
>>1705661>>1705701I agree, prime might have been a better pick.
>all they hype for suer metroid>lowest viewcount of 2021Explain yourselves chumkeks, she's not even retaining them.
>>1705509She sounds like a cunt. She would make a great hatefuck and abuse
>>1705718that game has been out for almost four years dude
>>1705803Anon...
>>1705779Fuck off spoonfeeder
>35 minutes>no fish caughtWhy is your oshi like this deadbeats?
>1705661congrats on all your (You)s, but you'll get none from me
>Oh your so tiny!THIS FUCKING BRAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gura will probably be stuck on the first boss
>Mori knows EN is gradually dropping MinecraftBased.
>>1705661>DUSTY WOMB SEX SEX SEX>Based>I like you for your huge ass and tits>Cringe
>>1705834We haven't even seen water yet...
>>1705798>I need more health before I...>cuts herself offBefore the miniboss that she knows is around the corner? kek
gura farming chat engagement
>>1705779spoon niggers like you should be hanged
>Saving heals you? Nice.Which zoomer told her that? Chat getting it wrong, as per usual.
>>1705730Only if you're a retard who thinks subs have anything to do with how many people are watching live, especially on youtube
>>1705174maybe if youre retarded yourself
>Saving heals youNo it doesn't, why is Gura's chat full of retards?
>>1705774THEY ARE
JWU ... So ... due to the PC issues Kiara was having with Nier Automata, she ...bought the game again ... in the hopes that would fix it?My oshi is so goddamn dumb
>>1705749Chumbuds don't watch or paypig for her. This has been established months ago but they're still in denial.>>1705742She usually plays games that don't appeal to most people and generally just gets overshadowed any time someone else is streaming.
>>1705759Has anyone dropkicked her?
How hard is it going to filter her even with chat's help?
Taking bets on Mori and the other girls having a prearranged meeting now.
>>1705834Have you never been fishing?
>Mori playing Minecraft>Ame playing Minecraft>Kiara playing Minecraft laterTHEY ARE
>>1705718We don't know, but its Squeenix so expect nothing
>>1705709I'd rather watch cute japanese girls doing literally anything elseThe memes don't add anything, they just make it worseAt the very least I wish they weren't so fucking bad
>Having to censor the fucking SAVEThe paranoia of this shark
Gura's so afraid of yabs now...
>>1705731its gonna take her an hour to start fishing, then an hour of fishing, then she'll interact with everyone... haha.. right?
Where’s the cosmetic skins, how do I make samus look like wonder woman? No double jump, no autosave, no achievement system. This game is garbage
>>1705793so far they are ignoring eachother
WHERE ARE THE SAMUS BOOBS
>she doesn't even use bloop to cover the screen anymoreHe's really gone bros...
>>1705767Asian women are better gamers than gaijin
>scared of saving in fucking metroidThis is your fault.
>>1705853>>1705856At least, it got her to save
http://poal.me/d3jnudhttp://poal.me/d3jnudhttp://poal.me/d3jnud
TUBES!!!!!
oh that's why she didn't save I forgot she's extremely paranoid of the switch
>>1705751I'm only frustrated because I know this is gonna be the only Super metroid stream and she's gonna stop playing in 20 minutes
>>1705537Okay, I've silently been mad at the chicken for a bit, but her determination to finish what she started deserves praise. Good job, Kiara.
>>1705289H-hey.. m-me too!!!
>>1705868PLAYING MINECWAFT
>>1705825It's a 25 year old game.
>>1705853>>1705856it's an easy way to bait her into doing the right thing
>SUPER METROID HAS SAVED FILE 1 TO XXXXXX XXXXXXXX AT XXXXX STREET XXXX USA.The fuck does Gura think it's going to say?
>>1705857friends...
>>1705877They'll come, anon, don't worry.
>>1705814Gonna be worse for your oshi if we look at sc. lol
>>1705868THE NEW TRINITYame_mori_kiara_fanart.png
>>1705879who?
>>1705868CLUELESS ON WHAT TO DO IN IT
BASED GURA BRINGING BACK THE MEMORIES OF PLAYING VIDYA AT MAX VOULME TO DROWN OUT THE DOMESTIC ABUSE
>>1705661This was funnier when I saw it in Tsurezure Children.
>>1705868NOT GOING TO INTERACT AT ALL
>>1705883Yes, and?
so fucking paranoid holy shit, i feel bad for her
>>1705834Fishing trips are like that, anon.
No Gura I first played this when I was in my 20s...
>>1705872Nothing new
>>1705896kek
>>1705887THE TUBES!!
>taking Gura's Super Metroid virginity with /hlg/Based, I love you bros
>>1705868..playing minecraft
>>1705863Did you actually need to break that glass? I thought you could still do the entire of Maridia through the front door, it's just quicker if you go that way.
>>1705886god i sure hope not
>>1705509If she puts this little effort into her new $400k/year job imagine how she is irl.
>>1705896J@y was here
>>1705886I sure hope not.I love Super Metroid, but it's not the game for her, like at all. Fuck whoever suggested it.
>>1705887The internet is a series of tubes
>>1705661please go back and stay there
>>1705879Who?
How would you stop Gura from bossing you around like this?
If Gura got her Switch after joining Hololive why does she think it's going to dox her to go to a save screenWhy wouldn't she just use her stagename for everything on there? Or does she think it'll show her friendslist or something
>>1705838then why did you post and block the kino arrow combo
>>1705903>>1705906As true as it is unfortunate.
>>1705734At least update it
>>1705734Kneel
>>1705858But it WILL fix it. The w10 store version is way better and they don't seem to be working on a patch for the original release
>>1705858Gamepass is free...Well, other than the subscription
>>1705896She's playing on her boyfriend's switch
>>1705917>/hlg/Anon?
>>1705806Fuck I knew I forgot one
>>1705910it's not paranoia if they really are out to get you. i feel bad for her too.
>>1705868In desperate need of more permissions
>>1705509No probably not
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stuKIoSSgfgLocal apex addicts climbing to master, today Meika's POV only
>>1705751I'm happy because I know someone is frustrated and seething.
Sometimes I laugh at a post and then report it
>>1705879he moved on to be Anya's payshark
>>1705825I'm watching Mori, catching the vod later. Kids don't know good video games and can't appreciate metroid.
>>1705934Mating press
>>1705934what's with all the toilet paper?
>>1705900Here's one
>>1705917go back
>>1705868KEEPING THE EN SERVER ON LIFE SUPPORT
>>1705896It's funny how she thinks the game is more advanced than it is. She's such a zoom zoom.
>>170582595% of her chat were born after this game came out. I’m excited for it though and that’s ok I care about
>>1705934
>>1705857Wrong interaction anonchama...
why is mori playing fishing minecraft when gura one time says the got permission to play "ultimate fishing"
cam on mori to fuck up
>>1705898at this pace she will only give a thumbs up, which i do enjoy too
>>1705949What? Is this not hololive global?
>>1705917>/hlg/anon...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stuKIoSSgfg&ab_channel=%E3%83%A1%E3%82%A4%E3%82%AB%E3%81%A1%E3%82%83%E3%82%93%E3%81%AD%E3%82%8Bastel izuru and meika are back on the apex grind. the homos don't have their perspectives up for some reason
SOMEBODY, FOR FUCK'S SAKE, GIVE MORI A FUCKING TOUR OF THE SERVER ALREADY
Filter incoming
>>1705896Zoomers don't know that old games aren't automatically connected to everything about you.
>>1705961Did an unban wave happen or something? Threads have been pretty good for the past day or so.
Why doesn't Coco just take the good memes instead of the ones she takes right now?
>>1705858The W10 version doesn't run like shit.So that was rather smart of her.
>>1705917anon hlg died 3 months ago in a geese fire caused by the orange chicken let it go man
>>1705934Rough sex
puyopuyopuyopuyopuyopuyopuyopuyo
>>1705896>save super metroid>my address, SSN, and porn are uploaded to major news siteswtf bros
>>1705858You say that, but the MS Store version actually does fix most of the fuckups that exist on the steam version that you normally need FAR to fix. As long as she sets the screen res to 1080p then she'll be fine.
Mori about to destroy PPP LETS GOOOOOOOO
>>1705905It was never funny.
Gura....
>>1705934Leak her My Documents file path
>>1705647GO TOWA GO
>>1705967danke schoen
Gura is filtering me with how slowly she's taking Super Metroid.
>>1705957APEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES, I AM APEX
>>1705961Same but with all of your posts
>Mori just now figured out it's an XP farm
>>1705870If you don't like to see Japanese girls looking at retarded western fans and having some kind of interaction with different cultures, just don't watch it.I love this point of view and I'll miss it when its over.
>gets near the door>shoots on the floor insteadGooruh...
>>1705961I do this whenever people post the n-word. Hats off to the jannies for actually deleting those posts.
Who thought Super Metroid would be a good game for Gura?
>>1705619
>>1705892Shut up bitch! Im gonna snap your neck!
>>1705896Gura thinks it’s cloud based saving and it’ll show her actual name or something. Aka zoomer
how many attempts?
Mori's sense of wonder...
Mori is cute. I'm going ot eat her ass
UOOOOOH GURA'S CUTE MOANS
Moririn...
>>1705958>Reminder that Ridley killed Samus' parents for shits and gigglesThen killed her adopted parents for shits and giggles
She's fuckin dead
>CAPUSSY
>Mori's face of wonder when she discovers the PPP
Mori your En server reps....
Mori please don't touch things you don't know about....
AME IS SMART
I feel like Mori should probably attend the tour if she's still this clueless
>Mori doesn't know how PPP works and who built itCUTE
>>1705822What's the story behind this anyway? Just shitting on chicken as per usual?
https://jigex.com/i2ow
Mori, after so many months, finally discovered the PPP.
>>1705988I dont like the emotion this post evoked in me
[Good news] Mori knows what the PPP is and what it does now
>Mori hyped by something this simplecute
Chorizo time
A bit wub heavy but still pretty nice!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJMCQkkrmAU
>Watson’s so freakin’ coolCute!
>>1705425Everyone's favorite Sonic character, Gura the Subaru.
Tell you what Gura, is f you can finish this game in one sitting without dying, I’ll let you talk to Coco for 5 minutes.
Ame is having orgasm right now because mori keep praising her.
>>1706041this is true
>>1705978/hlgg/ friendo
God PPP is so slow
LETS GO BOMB TORIZO
what the fuck is gura doing
is mori about to become choco
>>1706036Goddamnit why does this still make me laugh?
>>1705982Reine did last week, it's not her fault Mori has the memory of a sieve.
>gura zooming around on the ground, completely ignoring the fucking obvious boss weakness
Gura your boss weak point reps...
FEET MENTION
There it isTOES
FEET MENTIONED
TOE MENTION
Gura...
your toes on Gura
I want ame to build ame to build more shit now just to impress mori lol
Well, there's your toes mention of the day.
TOES
How long will it take Gura to realize she's not doing any damage to the boss?
Gura.....................................
>TOES MENTION
Gura.................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
>step on the button cali :)THEY
>>1706074her best
Is this what hell is like?
feet
>>1704183There it is.
TOES MENTION
>>1705989/qa/ invasion.
>Glowing stomach>No damage animation>Continues to use the bomb
mori is in awe of ame's big viney ppp
IF YOU'RE NOT A FOOT FETiSHIST STOP TALKING ABOUT FUCKING TOES.
>TOES
>>1705858That was the smartest decision she could have made.
JUST ONE FUCKING STREAM GURA JUST ONE STREAM WITHOUT FEET
...she's not gonna die to the bomb torizo is she?
>>1705896>WOULD YOU LIKE TO ALERT YOUR PARENTS XXXXX AND XXXXX THAT YOU SAVED YOUR GAME?
AREYOUFRUSTRATED?
>Ame is watching Mori's stream
>>1705978/hlg/ is the other thread. lurk for 2 years before posting.
>>1706021What a fucking nigger lol
Chumbuds your oshi is kind of bad at this.
UUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
The note block button MoririnIt's very cool pls
>>1705822Nice edit
Oh boy here comes the suffering
>>1706041YOU TAKE THAT BACK
ARE YOU FRUSTRATED YET?
>>1706054>[Good news] Mori knows what the PPP is and how bad it is at what it does now
gooruh....
there's your boobs anon
Gurachama....
>>1706021Based anti n word poster
I swear, her paranoia
>>1706108That's some retarded thinking. I don't have to be obsessed with rock music to be able to talk about rock music.
Kiara: "Wait, so Pekora has set everything up for me to visit the JP server and build something? And I have permission to do so?!.... Next Minecraft stream is me finishing my house on the EN server ...."Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
What does she mean "what to expect"?
gura...........
BOOBS
Gura's paranoia makes me want to punch her in the head but I understand why she's like that.
Jesus how fucking paranoid is gura?
>XXXX XXXXXXXX YOU JUST FAILED AT SUPER METROID DO YOU WANT THE SWITCH TO MAKE AN ONLINE CALL WITH WEBCAM TO YOUR PARENTS?
Gura is scared, and stupid, and dumb, and cute, and dumb, and stupid
She doesn't know what any of this shit is, and neither do I
mori didn't see ame's message...
>>1706122Yes? That was expected, no surprises here.
What is she hiding with the block screen?
Why does she think a 25 year old game is going to doxx her?
What could Gura possibly think she's hiding on the Switch with that? She already deleted her private profile
Sorry. I have a foot fetish.
>>1705883I've missed streams from the past week and a half, what the fuck happened
EXIT AME
Mori nobody plays this server anymore you don't have to return shit
I don't think a Super Nintendo game would show your dox but it's okay that you're careful Gura
>>1706123Nice
this is fucking weird, my Metroid has a savestate but I never played this game in my switch before
>>1706061Ill give it up
I want Mori to play with my junk....
Imagine being so scared that everything your Switch does is going to fuel some online controversy, moment to moment.
>>1706122>kind of
>>1706021wait that works? I have a new side-hobby when browsing /hlgg/, now.
How is she paranoid enough to hide her screen every time, but not paranoid enough to rename every user account to Gura?
Gura is more of a mesugaki than usual
I feel like gura suffers from actual paranoia and not the “dox fear” kind that the other holos have.
Are we all in agreement that Mori fucking blew it?
Gura please use save states for bosses so you dont need to run back
>>1705981Izuru tweeted something about delaying if they find cheaters
>>1706143She thinks SM is going to show her address, her credit card number, her bank account, and her favorite sadpanda tags
I love how easily amused Mori is. Its so cute
>>1706139It's not paranoid if people are actually out to get you
>>1706142Probably gonna try and get it as a collab and build with her.
>>1706156nothing, she is paranoic
>>1706151OH FUCK BROS RIDLEY HAS MY SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER
Hey Chumdudes what stupid fucking tea am I drinking while watching Gura's stream and playing Terraria on the side?
>>1706133thanks bro
>>1706171i really really feel bad for her.
>>1705729The Oni is a powerful streamer
Why is she so paranoid about her username?
>>1706141Yeah but would you talk about rock music every day if you don't care about it?
>>1706151I laughed
>>1706151fucking kekthanks for the laughThe shark is so paranoid>>1706194She's not that bad in Terraria, somehow.
>mini baby boss little tiny baby boss..mousy bossuoh
>>1706171She knows Nintendo is not to be trusted
>>1706194Earl Grey with mint
To be fair with Gura, getting an upgrade and then putting a mini-boss encounter two seconds later screams "Use the new thing", so I can understand why she'd be confused for...whoever long that was
>>1706153>lil' (You)Kek
FUCK OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Just started watching, why is Gura hiding stuff?
>Mori sees your PPP
A strong vibe in this one!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9K1Ufd-eUbM
>>1706183It is when it's a 25 y/o game, Anon
MORI I'M TRANSLETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>1706149you would be too if your entire life and 2 separate channels with no fucking connection got put together by creepy stalkers who obsess over every detail you say
>>1706198Cause you niggers stalk her to the point that she can't even mention games she plays offline anymore
>>1706194Green or Earl Gray, you know the pleb ones
>>1706171She could just buy a second Switch and only use her Hololive profile on it if she wanted to be 100% sure but I don't think she's that smart.
>>1706151Nenechi has assumed direct control of the switch
>>1706041
>>1706142Can't visit the JP server outside of controlled collabs incase the other orange woman shows up.
>>1706142she has permission to go on the jp server without a chaperone?
>>1706198not paranoia when people are out to get you
>>1706214CALLI I PAID $300K TO HAVE MY DICK CHOPPED OFF LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>1706214is she gonna read it out loud?
>>1706151>XXX XXXX YOU DIED FAGGOT, YOUR SS IS XXXXXXXX AND YOUR MOMAND DAD’S FAMILY NAME IS XXXX YOUR ADDRESS IS AT XXXXXXXXXXX AND YOUR PHONE NUMBER IS XXX-XXX-XXXX Gura’s brain
>>1706116Rainforestbros!!!!!!
>>1706190THE LAST DIGIT OF YOUR CREDIT CARD HAS BEEN HIDDENYOUR BANK ACCOUNT IS AT PEACE
>>1706214I'm not really worried anymore, every single one of these has been filtered by J in the past.
>>1706214Yab rights.
Just realized I never bothered learning boss patterns in Super Metroid and just face tanked everything with plenty o' missiles.
>>1706214>trans-nessIs he trying to become Ness from earthbound? Pretty ballsy thing to pursue.
Does mori know there's a music box and she can play some music while fishing
>>1706166I think it's the switch port part she worries about, especially after Jay.
>>1705982Somebody needs to teach her how to play Minecraft. I think Flare would be a perfect teacher.
>>1706156>>1706158She's probably worried the switch version will dump her onto her switch main screen or something. Paranoia is fine in that case.Watching her play Super Metroid is interesting and very painful as someone that plays metroidvanias all the time. Not gonna lie, it was always kinda weird that this is the one time nintendo gives you an upgrade that is *useless* for the boss right after it. Odd that she spends her time shooting random walls but not the projectiles the bomb torizo spits out. Thats how you get health/missiles mid fight.
>>1706214LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>1706216When you lose at Super Metroid it lists all of your past sexual partners
>>1706077no, i mean a full-on, slow, detailed tour of EVERY.SINGLE.BUILDING. and of every basic mechanic of the game. because fuck knows why i've been for now 21 hours just to watch my fucking oshi make me cringe to the point that i'd rather go to bed and watch the VOD at 2x speed later solely due to her literal lack of knowledge of the server the other girls (and her to an extent) have played for the past 6.FUCKING.MONTHS.
>>1706241I hope not.
I've beaten Super Metroid 5 times and I've never known you can just morph ball under the Torizo's legs
>>1706236rrat destroyed try again
She did it!
>>1706225Calm down nigger, I hate doxniggers just as much as you
>Be Gura>The name of your friend gets flashed on stream for half a second>Your blood runs cold, knowing that it's too late to do anything>Have to explain to your mentally unstable friend that he's about to get shit on>The emotional trauma of hearing him break down and cry makes you paranoid of Switch yabs for the rest of time
>muh paranoiaShe's been like this since day one.
>>1706169oh wait nevermind its the SP version, I don't get why Nintendo put this stuff
>>1706171And it's all 4chan's fault!
>>1706194genmaicha
>>1706214why do trannies think calli is a man what is this bizzaro rrat
>>1706169my copy of Cave Story had a save at the final section of the game even though i'd never touched the game before. still never figured out how that happened
>>1706194Jasmine so I am no longer doxxing myself by mentioning jasmine.
>>1706176You would be correct.
>>1706241>>1706245
>2nd try without figuring out you can shoot the ballsActually impressive
>>1706227I mean doesn't any system since the advent of online play let you have multiple accounts on one system?
CUNNY MILK
>>1706214>>>1706248kek
>she blocked the screen?>upload the address to Metroid.
>>1706248Kek>>1706241No. "Thanks for the sweet message" is the most they get. See: DOOM streams.
Shout outs to Deymyon
>>1706008The ultimate terror
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>1706214STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY TOMBOY, TRANNY
>>1706219That's quite the cursed video.
>>1706273Deep voice/tomboy = male
>i don't necessarily enjoy the ... joy-cons.gura fucking HATES the joy-cons.
She did it
>>1706151>Loss to the first boss?>Dump it
>>1706149>Mention a game you've been playing but don't have permissions for >People doxx the shit out of you for itShe's not that unreasonable.
>>1706036https://youtu.be/513REfVC3yQ
>>1706255Ah shit, my name is there
>using joyconsOh god that is not going to be helping her at all. She needs a pro controller. Great win without healing mid fight though, she's gonna brute force herself into competence.
>tfw Gura is better at Super Metroid than you
>>1706142Pretty sure she already said that she's most likely going to do it next week
>>1706049ah...
>>1706265GOOD
>>1706305How.
>>1706198It annoys me too. Here I am prepared to stalk her and uncover as much information as I can but she just won't let me
>>1706261...really?
Mori is 100% going to get Alzheimer's when she's older
>>1706214Why Mori attracts those types?
>>1706265He deserves it desu
I don't think I ever knew you could just roll under the boss. I always just stand in front of it and aim upward and shoot missiles until it dies.
>>1706210People don't andastand that not only is Gura kind of a dumb shork, streaming is also an IQ debuff forEVERYSINGLEPERSONAny streamer you've ever watched is secretly smarter and better at games off stream, when he's not worrying how to entertain or fill the dead air.
Second attempt and somehow i still wanna die
>>1706216Super Metroid is notorious for displaying your social security number in the save room.
>>1706220she's playing it on a switch
>>1706214MORI I GOT SUPERFICIAL SURGERY THAT WILL WORSEN THE UNDERLYING PSYCHOLOGICAL PROBLEMS I HAVE LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>1706294Imagine if they discover Towa
Man, this is good starthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXkLn9DAblg
>>1706214>trass-ness Dafuq these people really turn this into a personality trait
>>1706242well you see what happens when ever she mentions a fucking game she plays offline gura doxfags will be the ones to find her via a reflection or something then decapitate her
I still find it hilarious that every Mori Minecraft stream is basically a server tour
>>1706286>trannies think they sound like MoriThey're not that delusional, are they?
>>1706305How?
>>1706297same
>Gura wants to get a pro controllerwell, see you guys in 3 months
Ok fuck it! Guras stream is now a podcast for me. This game is so fucking boring. Literally any other game would have been better than this old trash. To those who actually likes this shit I hope you will get ass cancer and die.
Gura your platforming reps...
>>1706305Bruh
>>1706214what's wrong with this?
>>1706266this general is a newfag central, what do you expect
>paranoiaI don't blame her. There's people on here that talk about finding where she lives and raping her irl. People are really fucked in the head.
>>1706333>Towa's chat gets raided by trannies that think she's a guy or tranny Please don't do this to such a cutie
>>1706314>>1706345I dunno man, I'm just so fucking shit at it.
>>1706321They believe that some women having deeper voices "validates" them also being women. Mental illness has some dumb copes.
>>1706351Zoom Zoom
To be fair the boss being immune to bombs, the power up you got in its very same room its kinda counter intuitive.Gura has a point.
>>1706273Any female who is remotely tomboy = trans hopeWhich is funny because it reinforces gender stereotypes like girls can’t have deep voices or talk like dudes without secretly wanting to be a man.
>>1706278Yeah. I'm not really sure how it works on Switch since I don't have one. I just figure she's in a position where she could easily own two and keep everything separate on a hardware level.I'm betting she probably doesn't even need to go that far and just make sure she's logged into her Gura profile before starting the stream.
>>1706289>tomboyNot anymore~Not anymore~
>>1706021>t. kiara
>>1706251i dont know what the shitpost here is but yes, literally anyone would work. i feel anger for some reason when i watch her not comprehend what the fuck is going on simply due to not playing the game all the other girls have played to the point that they have all abandoned it except for tours of "the abandoned MC server"
>>1706356
>>1706289This post needs the Mori getting de-tomboy’d by Kiara.
>>1706304Using joycons playing through OBS preview window because her monitor doesn't have audio out.
>>1706265except he wasn't her friend, he was her ex-boyfriend
>>1706321My personal theory is that her deeper voice (compared to most other vtubers) probably makes some of these ingrates think she's actually a man
>>1706351Are you frustrated?
>>1706214>trans-nessthat's so totally trans of you darling
>>1706351
Will mori play long enough to run into Moona and Ollie?
>>1705825She showed up to the stream exhausted and is lying about not knowing the game. Shit stream.
>>1706347She can go into any local Target or Wallmart and get one at any time.
I happen to be an expert at fish. I wanna go on a fishing trip with Mori.
>>1706142She said she is probably gonna head over next week by herself.
I've never cared about Gura doing bad at any game until now.
>>1706304She'll be okay of she continues it. If 9 year old me can beat this game I would hope in my heart of hearts that Gura can.
hmmm with as much backseating there is you'd think they'd tell her she could reconfigure her controls. nobody could help her find the setting though because she'd cover the screen.
>>1706265I sent the guy a message on Twitter as soon as I knew who he was just to give him a heads up that he should probably take a little internet vacation for a few days until the storm blew over. I hope it got to him.
>>1706305>There are people worse at Metroid than Gura in this thread>There are people less fit than Ina in this threadAnons...
>>1706351Gura liked it.....
anon who has played super metroid several times over the span of 20+ years: WOW GURA YOU FUCKING SUCK HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW (X) THING DESPITE NEVER PLAYING??
>naughty Lius shellMori, your eigo reps...
>>1706351Nice zoom zoom bait
>>1706382Still at it huh SEAnigger.
>>1705601Kneel faggot>>1705654You're next
>>1706351filtered
>Reine-senpai
>>1706351ZOOOOOOOMIIIIIIIES
reine-senpai
>>1706377sorry, forgot this entire site is infested with /pol/
Reinesenpai is my oshi
>>1706351It's more fun to play than it is to watch desu
>reine senpai KEK MORI YOU FUCKING DORK
Reine senpai...
>Mori knows that Ina's doing a Yuru Camp watchalongTHEY ARE
>Rain senpaiMori come on
>>1706265good, all britbongs should suffer. I don't if she was Gura's bf or something, I just hate britbongs
gura is getting lost earlier in super metroid than I literally thought was ever possible
>Reine senpaiCute
>Reine-senpaiMori...
>>1706214I these have to be plants I don't believe these are real
>reine sempai
Jesas Mori...........
Sex daisuki
>>1706411>Kneel faggotvery well. I lost this time. I kneel.
Mori loves Reine!
>>1705926>>1706351Just curious, would MonHun or MHRise be a good or bad game for Gura?
>>1705883Maybe she shouldn't have been a lazy fuck and gotten a new Switch for her job that is showering her in money.
>>1706356found the tranny
Is it just me or does Gura's giggles get cuter everytime?
>Reine SEMPAI
at least Mori caught herself after she said it this time
>>1706369no, she should have completely physically separate hardware for work and play. completely separate physical PC, separate duplicate consoles, the works. this should be 60-days-before-debut orientation material.
>>1706359Thank the lord nijis aren't popular overseas so they don't know about Ange.
>>1706256Ok cool down Minecraft autist. Mori doesn't really give a shit about minecraft so it's not really possible to teach her something she has no interest in. I mean the whole point of this fishing stream is because this is the easiest most low effort stream she can do right now.
>>1706305Where is your tard wrangler?
>mori opens Photoshop>it's pirated
fuck, Mori hella cute today
>>1706278Yeah. Gura doesn't trust the software after she fucked it up but all you have to do is turn off notifications. The funny thing is she was the one who chose to play on the account with non-holo friends.
Who reclined harder, Gura or Ame? This really isn't looking too good.
>>1706444is it that hard to not hate everything that's different from you
Is this the third time an EN called Reine a senpai?
>>1706265Hope he sleeps with one eye open for the rest of his fucking life, desu ne.
>>1706425AWARE OF SCHEDULES.
>>1706418Sorry you want all your entertainment to be full of political bullshit. Watch some commie indie for that dumb retard. Hololive is apolitical and will stay apolitical.
>>1706356Dial 8
Super Metroid is one of my favorite games and watching Gura play is really nice. She’s trying her best!
>>1706442she said she had played one of them (I'm assuming 4U) on the 3DS but who knows
>>1706451based and basic-opsec-pilled
>>1706392She could have washed her dishes at any time too.
>>1706428You understimated Gura's ability to be extremely retraded.
Poyo Poyo Poyo Poyo Poyo
>>1706442No
CHAT I KEEP FALLING OFF EVERY PLATFORM LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOO
>>1706399You sound like a fagWhat do you care about some ex
>Flashbacks to the end of the game where Luna completely overshot when jumping to her ship and the time limit ran out
SHE MUTED THE SNORT
Mori and Reine really should collab more
>>1706442Absolutely not, she said she gets insanely angry at it.
>>1706465Izuru...
how long is this geimu for normal people
Beep Boop Beephttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esOWTa4T9wo>15 views
>>1706361>>1706386Does Towa... get tranny supas too? I imagine nips are relatively insulated from western tranny nutcases.
CAM ON REINE'S DRAWING
>2,390k subs>13k viewersgura is reclining right?
>>1706399He disappeared for like three months and just came back recently so I guess it did.
>>1706418>>1706465
>>1706428which is rather impressive considering the game is almost a straight line until you hit Norfair with the Varia Suit
>>1706351You zoomers are pathetic and sad
>>1706376>i dont know what the shitpost here isThere is no shitpost, i just want my oshi and my favorite EN to interact with each other.
>>1706389Probably not, Ame delayed it by an hour.
>>1706478God that was hilarious
>>1706442Awful, she wouldn't use half the mechanics, forget to sharpen etc.
>>1706442I feel like it would be good in a collab but would frustrate her if solo
>>1706443The JP Holos have had Switch yabs as well
>>1706462You mean literally just mori?
>>1706360The game is shit though, don't worry about it
Zoomer chat fucking over Gura
>>1706455Do anyone even pay for it ever?
>>1706462Mori should have to do a tit sucking collab with her as a punishment.Haha.
>>1706461What happened with Ame?
>>1706460It isn't the difference people hate, it's the their insisting on making everything about their "trans-ness"
>>1706462It's Mori's second time isn't it? What's the other one?
>>1706490>>1706490>>1706490Yes but her fanbase is in denial. Funny thing is, they still won't support her. Cheapskates.
>>1706451She should also stream from a completely different building through a VPN.
>bombs open the doorchat needs to be murdered
>>1706460I hope the regret hits you hard
>>1706460You will never be a woman
>>1706442Bad. They are very hard to finish without saving.
>>1706365She would have a point if it wasn't for the fact that both the game makes pretty obvious when you are damaging the enemies and that the morphball is still used to dodge him so it's not like is completely useless She's still cute so it doesn't matter really
>>1706490>keeps gaining views while playing a generally boring game to watch and being super bad at itHow the fuck does she do it
>>1706453i know she doesnt. i dont either. but her reactions still affect me for some fucking reason
>>1706483Like 8 hours.
I'm getting actually anxious from Gura's ADHD
>>1706464AND STILL OVERLAP THE FUCK OF EACH OTHER`
>Bombs open a GREEN doorJesus fucking Christ Gura's chat
>>1706519nah, that needlessly limits the talent pool.
>>1706490She's playing Super Metroid.
Your oshi has accepted the dad meme, why won't you deadbeats?
>>1706461Fuck off tako.
>>1706502>>1706512Kiara, but that was during the whole re-debut joke.
>>1706442She would have to be carried by Ina.
>>1706465>hololive is apolitical>thread brings up trannies every dayfollow you're own example. I'm ambivalent to it, you're the ones that are focusing on it
Why does Gura always read the one message in a hundred that's full of misinfo?
>>1706490Ever since she BTFO footfags, yes
>>1706487I think it only applies if you're speaking English since trannies that are this high on the obnoxious scale don't fuck with other languages
how is she reading ONLY the incorrect/misleading chat messages>>1706403I was 9 years old when I played this game and I'm pretty sure I never got quite this lost.I still love it though, it's a joy seeing someone who is both new to the game and the genre play it.
>Gura's chat is so clueless it makes backseating meaninglessNice
>>1705935>If Gura got her Switch after joining HololiveShe didn't>Why wouldn't she just use her stagename for everything on there? Or does she think it'll show her friendslist or somethingUnclear. She deleted her private profile so I have no idea what she's actually thinking. Either she is crazy and added private friends to her profile or she's just hopelessly paranoid.
If Gura just used her money farm and bought a new switch then there’d be no issues with opsec
>>1706487You really think these people watch the JP's?
>>1706351what is every single gura stream?
>>1706495no she didn't, she just got the start time wrong and scheduled the stream earlier
Sorry guys mori have to leave for a while because of (me)
beeg gura
>>1706351Based. Ojii-sans getting uppity because we're calling their outdated kusoge what it actually is.
>>1706485>barely double digitsJesus, though the heavy autotune means I'm not gonna help that problem.
If you are going to backseat, at least give good info instead of pretending you know the game you dumb fucks. God i hate gura's chat
>>1706358Sure, but how is that related to saving in a SNES game?
വത്സൊംസ് ചാവു മാതാപിതാക്കൾ സുപെര്ഛത്സ് ല്തിപ്തൂര് ഗുര കുഴപ്പം ലിംഗനിർണയം? യഥാര്ത്ഥത്തില് പ്രതിബന്ധങ്ങളെ മാസങ്ങളിലെ ദീർഘനേരം മെഡിസിൻ പട്ടിണി വാട്സൺ ആഖ്യാനം പ്രതിബന്ധങ്ങളെ ഗിഗ്ഗുക് ഫൊനെചല്ല് പ്രതിബന്ധങ്ങളെ ഗവ്ര് ഗുര ബ്രുതലിസ്മ് മോറി ചല്ലിഒപെ ചടങ്ങ് ഹൊലൊഎന് പ്രതിബന്ധങ്ങളെ ഹഛമ വിഷബാധ സംഭവം അംഗോള ചാൻ ഒരു കറുത്ത മനുഷ്യൻ ആഖ്യാനം നിനൊമെ ഐ.എൻ.എ. നിഗ്ഗെര്മന് പ്രതിബന്ധങ്ങളെ സമ്മതിക്കുന്നുണ്ട് റദ്ദാക്കൽ വിതരണം ഹിമെമൊരി Luna Luna ഓഫ് പ്രതിബന്ധങ്ങളെ കിഅര ലിംഗനിർണയം STREAM പ്രതിബന്ധങ്ങളെ തിരികെ അവനെന്റെ ക്രിസ് പ്രതിബന്ധങ്ങളെ ഉത്പ 4 Euphoria സ്ഥാനം STREAM പ്രതിബന്ധങ്ങളെ ഹൊലൊഎന് ബിരുദം STREAM പ്രതിബന്ധങ്ങളെ യഗൊഒ അസചൊചൊ യഥാർഥ ആഖ്യാനം നഷ്ടപ്പെടൽ ചെസ്സ് STREAM തൊകൊയമി ത്വുവാ പുരുഷനായി ആഖ്യാനം പ്രതിബന്ധങ്ങളെ ഹിമെമൊരി Luna ഛതുര്ബതെ അഴിമതി ഉസദ പെകൊര പലസ്തീൻ രൊബൊചൊസ് തിരിച്ചറിയുന്നു WAS തരങ്ങൾ ദിഷപ്രെഅന്ചെ ബലാത്സംഗത്തിന്റെ മഹത്തായ ലൈപ്പ്
>>1706483
>>1706480Yes please
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH
>>1706460Your hole will just be an rancid infected wound
>>1706512Mori_
>>1706458You'd think it would be standard opsec for something like Cover (opens thingscovershoulddo.txt) to tell their streamers how to disable any form of social notifications, at least on the console level. Best case scenario they're going to get tons of friend requests they don't want, worst case is a yab.In their defense there's like 30 different platforms on PC that all use their own idiotic friend request system
>>1706496sounds good, she might as well teach mori how to build while she's at it, seeing how my boy wants to build a skull
>>1706361That's quite frankly rude as fuck to tell a real woman, that their voice essentially sounds mannish enough to validate the shit you're feeling. How they lack that kind of self-awareness considering what their own mental illness/insecurities are is baffling to me.
>>1706551>>1706547Ame seems to have a similar skill>99 good messages>1 shitty one>picks the shitty one to reply to and gets mad
>>1706571based? I think?
I didn't watch the Mori and Reine collab. Did Mori call Reine senpai in that one?
>>1706490It's interesting though that those 13k viewers right now are just mostly members.
I come from the futurepast to bring you these messages
>>1706571fucking ethopian mage begone
>Gura's chat is so young none of them has played super metroid to even backseat correctlybased
>>1706571
>EN server tour and elite english at the same timeSorry 35p's I have no choice but to go with my oshi (who ironically enough her oshi happens to be Miko).
>>1706442MonHun is a terrible Gura game, she needs to learn the ways of vidya by playing simple, straightforward and forgiving games first
>>1706358Be honest with me here.If you could rape gura IRL and 100% get away with it, would you?
>>1706379I forgot she plays through OBS, holy shit that would be bad. She's dealing with such a shit setup.>>1706536Her chats gonna have a lot of backseaters who have no fucking clue what they're talking about. I kinda wanna see gura's reaction to a SM speedrun.
>>1705834have you ever been in a fishing trip anon?
>>1705208yes
>>1706589If I remember right she told Reine she'd accidentally called her senpai before, but didn't actually do it.
>>1706122Yes, and?
>>1706351>This game is so fucking boring.YOU SAY THAT ABOUT EVERY GAME EVER
>>1706556i think she might have. but she's paid for stuff on it with a credit card, and she's seen her name typed out on screen. i will never criticize her for taking a few extra seconds to protect her privacy.
A cute cat song!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NNnbRMGD8k
this thread is kinda weird right now. Like there's people who usually don't come here posting
>>1706289
>>1706214
>>1706445Gura's giggles will never not be cute!https://streamable.com/zpaj27
>>1706573collab... onegai...
>>1706476I wouldn't want anyone to have to go through the amount of hate a guy like that would get. Hell, it could put his family at risk of harassment.
>Energy tank!>is that like the double jump?
>>1706584They don't give a fuck man, everything has to serve their unstable egos
>>1706002Why in the fuck would they do something this stupid? The MS store has a reputation for being the worst option for anything that wasn't written exclusively for it and Steam is everyone's go-to. What is squeenix thinking?
I hate Gura's none member chat
>>1706460You already forgot 99.9% of the people on this site think -exactly- the same? They hate anything that deviates slightly from that. Just like the most extreme SJWs on Twitter.
>>1706589No but Reine brought it up
heh pochi bank
>>1706571Fix the fucking site, Pajeet.
>>1706601>Gurayes>IRL Gura no, fuck no
>>17065922013 future, which epoch is this...
I'm sorry Shubatomos I couldn't do her justice
>>1706597>not watching both
>>1706483If you speedrun it in only a few hours you can get a nice secret bikini samus at the end.But if you're new it'll take you double or triple that time.
>>1706585Kiara is the same sometimes. I dont get why they can't just ignore it.
>>1706452AND YET YOU'RE HERE TRYING TO SHILL
who grab rod here
DEADBEATS GRAB YOUR RODS
>>1706624>squeenix>thinking
>>1706571i don't feel so good....
>>1705759Does this girl have ADHD?
>>1706556She probably already did.
>>1706521>>1706522>>1706578just reinforcing my point, everyone who watches jps must be asian as well right?
t-toesies...
KINO OST INCOMING
GURA YOU MESUGAKI! I LOVE YOU!
>>1706647I AM PULLING IT TIGHTLY
>>1706382WHERES THE PROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF
>>1706601No, I'm not a sick psychopath.
>>1706613>4 ENs streams on a friday eveningGee I wonder why. It's almost as if there's always tourists here when there's streams
Best theme in the game
How does she not see the little extra square near her health
>>1706390> is lying about not knowingWhat is this rrat now
Gura always asks a question and then never checks chat for the answer.
>ctrl-F (You)>148 results
>>1706592gura....
>>1706601I'm sure you will get some edgy UOH-posting in response to this but I would legitimately feel terrible if I said or did something to hurt GuraIt's already hard enough to know I'll never be her friend and make a unique positive impact on her life. To know I've made a uniquely negative impact would be too much
>>1706568backseaters don't actually know or care about the game. they like the feeling of getting intention and bossing her around.
FUCKING LOVE BRINSTAR'S MUSIC
>Nose ringLmao Mori
>>1706601Kill yourself
Why do the retards in her chat care to say the same thing that others say?
>>1706601consensual rough sex with cuddles and forehead kisses after only
>>1706658>>1706668Gura likes it too!
>>1706676She just explained that there's a delay and she forgets to look back
>Shork ditched Terraria for thisidgi
>>1706571>പ്രതിബന്ധങ്ങളെ ഗിഗ്ഗുക് സ്ഥാനം STREAM പ്രതിബന്ധങ്ങളെ ഹൊലൊഎന് ബിരുദം STREAM പ്രതിബന്ധങ്ങളെ യഗൊഒ അസചൊചൊ യഥാർഥ ആഖ്യാനം നഷ്ടപ്പെടൽ ചെസ്സ് STREAM തൊകൊയമി ത്വുവാ പുരുഷനായി ആഖ്യാനം പ്രതിബന്ധങ്ങളെ ഹിമെമൊരിദിഷപ്രെഅന്ചെ ബലാത്സംഗത്തിന്റെ മഹത്തായ ലൈപ്പ്
>>1706601Why would I want to rape my oshi you sicko. Gura is for consensual sex only.
>>1706657>comparing watching vtubers from different parts of the world to chop your dick and make that your entire personakys
>>1706601No, but if i could get away with suplexing her onto some pavement then yes
>>1706512>>1706502Gura also did, but I can't remember the stream. This is all the proof I have.
>>1706601No, the fuck is wrong with you for even asking?
>>1706670She'll realize it when she's still alive after losing health
AMELIA STREAM MOVED BACK TO 1 HOUR KEK
>>1706601As much as I joke about spanking the shit out of Gura there's no way I could hurt her IRL. I don't doubt there's schizos on here that would though.
>>1706572Wow, that completionist estimate is really low, most people wander around a lot longer before they find every missile upgrade, etc.
Would Ina enjoy Super Metroid if she really liked Hollow Knight?
>>1706601no i dont like hurting my oshi like that
>>1706674Watame posters are truly the most based, bringing out the ire of the community
I've started watching Astel because of that one sniper clip that was shared.Does anyone have any more examples of such godly levels of gameplay by him?I've also seen him shooting underneath the container exploiting a gap in it.
To be fair to Gura, Super Metroid comes from a bygone era where you were supposed to have an instruction book that you could read and it would explain what powerups did for you.
>>1706601fuck no. i don't derive pleasure from hurting others.
>>1706674>ctrl + f "Anonymous">more than 1000 results
>>1706664You'd only accept a shitty sextape anyways
>>1706688Based
>>1706657this is the most retarded analogy I've ever seen
>>1706624>SE>understanding the most basic things about PC ecosystem
>>1706602It's even worse since her chat is just going at 88mph so she's guaranteed to miss actual backseating and instead catch backseaters that have no idea what they're saying
NO ONE TOLD ME GURA WAS PLAYING SUPER METROIDFUCK THIS MINECRAFT SHIT
>>1706717Anonymous is a WHORE
>>1706710Ina should play SotN.
Twinkling twinkle!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUvthLpSHrQ>3.4 million views
This PPP thing will be the thing that actually hooks Mori into Minecraft, she likes hitting shit with swords. She's going to end up like choco
Is she... is she having fun?There is a chance she actually finish the game?
>>1706601I'd rape any attractive girl if it means I could get away with it
>>1706710She would love it
Here's a low quality shitpost. Deadbeats, your oshi is hard to draw onto a caveman.
>>1706546>you're own exampleThe threads aren't Hololive ESLchama... Hololive is the talents and the company itself. Stop being retarded.
>>1706581Yeah I guess I can't blame them for not knowing this stuff, most people don't seem to look into the settings. I think people suggesting they use a completely separate console are going a little overboard but a lot of people who don't understand technology won't trust the configuration.
>>1705825I don't fucking care lmao
>>1706717Why does she post so much? She's ruining the thread.
>>1706694Yes, she just got done explaining that and still didn't check chat for the answer.
>>1706676she's actually asking me, but I'm in the kitchen so I can't hear her very well
>Ina literally put me to sleepDid I miss anything important from Goya or Mori? Why did Ame get the time wrong? Are the ENs not allowed to be logged into MC at the same together?
Gura doing her GFE reps UUUUOOOOHHHHH
>>1706688Consensual sex is kind of boring desu.
>>1706601What the fuck? No.
>Dad is not coming back...
>UOOOOOH IMOUTO GURA UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
Gura...?
Todd... come back...
gura...
>>1706696Maybe she'll do a Terraria guerilla... haha nope I can't keep a straight face saying that.
Gura what the fuck is this story
GURA'S DOING LITTLE SISTER ROLEPLAY UOOOOHHH
>Being siblings with GuraOh no, this is my fetish
>No one watching or donating>Neither Gura or her chat is having funLet's hope her BPM stream is better than this shitfest.
G-gura?!
>>1706554>hopelessly paranoidIt's this. Gura is dumbass, but she knows she's a dumbass. Thus, she realizes that being paranoid is required because she can't rationally judge whether something is safe or not.
>>1706601I'd not maybe
>dad is not coming backGura?
Dad is not coming back....
What the fuck Gura???
>>1706674If I give you one more and this melon will you use your powers for good?
Please do something other than Minecraft
>>1705862Does slamming her onto one of those breakable tables you see in movies count?>>1706653Yes.
>>1706704>Reine is such an ojousama even her sunpai call her senpaiSugoi
Gura's gonna make me gosling uuuooohhhhhh
GURA'S DAD ABANDONED HER LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>1706666Sure thing satan
Kek my dad really never came back
wait why did Gura say that about dad
>>1706710Absolutely. I'm surprised Gura picked Sm and not Ina when I saw it on the schedule
>>1706546>4chan is hololivesasuga retardchama
>>1706358>There's people on hereAt worst, you only have people who look for the face behind the sharkgirl around here.The actual doxxfags have a discord
is the whole game one connected world? based
My dad is definitely coming back, all he wanted to do was get some milk from the store...
Fatherless Gura...
>dad is not coming backwhat did she mean by this chummys? hes coming back one day right?
>>1706716what if the others are of SEA variety?
>'It's your boy!'>in the cutest/girliest voice to dateI... I'm ngmi bros...
UUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH GURAAAAAAAAAAA
My dad didn’t come back either Gura
You now know Gura's parents are separated
>>1706737>is she having fun?Yes.>There is a chance she actually finish the game?No
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>imagine
rrats will be feasting after this...
>we just know dad won't be coming backthe deadpan on her delivery, sasuga Gura
>>1706571AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NIGGERMAN SAVE ME
Dads not coming back
>>1706754take your meds senpai
>Gura's broken household roleplay
>Dad is NOT coming back
>>1706694Imagine having a tiny ADHD brain that literally cannot remember more than 30 seconds of conversation. Couldn't be me.
>>1706601No I love her, why would I do that
man, gura REALLY knows she's catering to lonely manchildren much older than herself
Daddy shark is not coming back...
>>1706237>>1706236Mentioned she got the OK to go solo during the Minecraft session after the botched Nier stream, but she didn't go into specifics. Still seemed worried about going solo because she doesn't know where they stash all their resources.
the filter room
>>1706601Honestly I'm old enough now that gura feels like a daughter. I just wanna give her headpats and teach her how to play super metroid, then make supper.
>>1706736how big is her sword
>>1706740I like it
>>1706803oh, good point. i should have said "other people".
MAYBE IF YOU PLAYED MORE SKYRIM. I WOULD COME HOME MORE OFTEN
>>1706760She only has ONE copy of skyrim, she doesn't deserve it
I will be Gura's daddy
>Dad is not coming backGura... why are you like this?
>>1706732>Konami permissions
>>1706769>No one watching or donatingI can't believe she got 1000 monopoly bucks and she's being watched by 13k Susan viewbots...
Defend this Reinefagshttps://streamable.com/putr6t
>don't leave! not like dad...>your dad probably ran off and he's never coming back!>even though you know dad is never coming back!concernfagging hard
>>1706364 >>1706385 >>1706388 >>1706402 >>1706406 >>1706412 >>1706415 >>1706420>>1706442 >>1706494 I absolutely despise you nostalgia faggots. What's next? A thrilling gameplay of some space invaders? Tetris?Fucking disgusting.
>>1706802nah he left for his homeland its time to be the man of the family now that hes gone
>Fall in the wall jump pitHow many streams would it take?
>>1706671It's same obsessed Gura anti that pulls shit out of his ass every time she streams.
>>1706710Probably.Rain World too I'd guess
So does this confirm the "Gura is black" rrat?
Daddy shark...
>>1706710depends, she liked hollow knight not because of the gameplay but because of the music, npc's, plot, and locations. if she really likes the style of game then yea im sure she would have fun but if not then no.
use the missiles gurayou have to
'I'm an expert fisherman...in minecraft'MORISTOPSTOP FUCKING DOGWHISTLINGHOLY SHIT
>>1706847all me
>>1706678Shut up and be happy with making her laugh or like some art you made or whatever. You can manage that if you try.
>>1706847>Tetrissuityan...
Remember that Gura's father is a spaceman. I can go in more detail but you might not be able to handle the tragedy...
>>1706847Those would both be kino
>>1706746ANONYMOUS HATE
>MISSILE MISSILE MISSILESHADDUP
>>1706847Tetris gameplay is kino, you're just a faggot.
>>1706743>>1706795it's more like if you hate politics so much why do you frequently bring it up
>>1706718I thought that was a guitar.
>>1706816why? she made the same joke in a skyrim stream
>>1706845https://streamable.com/4ztp6s
>>1706657Asian is not a tranny
https://twitter.com/rutubo_doc/status/1368530541683744768?s=19
>>1706847I for one sip wine while playing the classic game known as super Mario bros 3
>>1706847ok Fortnite playergo back to open some DC skin loot boxes
>>1706732Isn't Mori trying to get permissions for that?
>>1706854Does she sound like a nigger to you?
>>1705590Ame... My EU sleep reps...
>>1706022The vocal majority of her viewers are children who are so stupid all they do is recommend good games, not games that are a good fit for her to play. That requires more than half a dead braincell.
>this roomWe're switching over to Terraria, let's goooooooooooooo!
>Gura can't even mockballThat's it, I'm unsubscribing
>>1706847The game is absolutely great anon, it's not that fun to watch and that's it
>>1705245Mega Man Legends. Let's Go!!!
>>1706582>she might as well teach mori how to build while she's at it,Judging by her collab with Choco, Flare would sperg out about enchanting and Minecraft lore, so it would be pretty entertaining.
>>1706399it probably got lost in among the pile of death threats he got
>>1706847(You)mmer
>>1706707Slowpokechama, schedule is correct on Moonas twitter, Ame got it wrong because of daylight saving time.
>>1706828I want this to happen so orange woman meets orange woman and management as a heart attack.
>>1706791>This feel like when you were a kid>and you're playing this with your mom>and she ordered pizza because you both know dad is not coming back>and you're just jammin together
>>1706847>Talking shit about Tetris
https://twitter.com/watsonameliaEN/status/1373077562432262144Silly baka
If chat starts backseating her about the mockball technique I'm going to be a little upset.
>>1706732Your publishers reps....
>>1706866I stand with the rrat that her father was on Columbia when it broke up on re-entry
>>1706847I thought underages were not allowed on 4chan.
>I recall reading some of your rrats beforeMori??
>>1705193Oh hey that thing anon prophesized is happening
>>1706879
>>1706873because trannies wont shut up with their supachas
>>1705641It was chicken.
>>1706847Isn't it past your bedtime zoom zoom?
>>1706844>britbongYikes
>ctrl + f [deleted]>It's all cuck rrats and reddit shit
Gura gets stuck but she’s honestly figuring out some stuff slowly on her own which is nice to see
>Gura forgot about dash already
>>1706861I have and I am, I don't know why I gotta shut up about it anon!!! I was just saying I don't want to hurt her feelings, goddamn!!!
>Roboco is short for Robert O'Connor
TODD WILL NEVER COME HOME!
>>1706909;_: fuck you he will come back
it was a joke you schizophrenic fucks
>>1706847Go chug jug you fucking Zoomer
I miss the gura rrat about her being a catholic farm girl who helps her family sell produce at the local farmer's market and attends church every sunday, the broken household rrat hurts my soul
>>1706847>shit talking TetrisIt's time to kill some zoomers.
>>1706847Sui-chan, Korone-san...don't look...
>>1706850The entire stream
doom eternal never coming back confirmed
This game is fucking boring to watch...
>>1706929its literally one anon who does all the cuck rests
>Doom's not off the shelfI don't believe you Mori I'm sorry
>>1706934you know too much. delete your post now and you will be spared.
>DOOM hasn't been shelved, that's for sureThis false hope causes me nothing but pain, Mori
>>1706710Super Metroid doesn't have enough overt storytelling for Ina.
SHE CAN RUN!
>>1706783Ah, people with Adhd are fucked in the head, they are their own worst enemy and can are irratable
Doombros...
>>1706870That was the best part of Luna's playthrough imo. I knelt when she beat Ridley with charge beam only for her first time beating him.
>>1706847Tetris Effect has an awesome soundtrack and visuals actually.
>Superchat saying "Adam didn't authorize you to run"Fucking kek
>>1706934>Risu is short for "Risu the Squirrel"
DOOM is literally killing her
>>1706919it's not even the right bridge, she can't do this one until later, hehe
GURA'S GONNA PULL OFF THE MOCKBALL
>>1706927>Euro>BritbongYour country reps...
>>1706950Korone...
>>1706844Compared to anything else she does yeah. Even Luigi's mansion 3 got more views.
>Mori almost gave herself a heart attack with DoomJesus christ.
FULLY LOADED BRAIN
>Mori got chest pains from playing DOOMYeah I can picture that.
>dark soulsplease no
>>1706912i like this picture but i dont like implied gura harm
>dark soulsoh no
>Mori started getting heart palpitations from Doom
Mori, what the fuck is wrong with you?
>>1706911Cute baka
>>1706934
>>1706732How about Bloodstained?
>dark soulsLETS GOOOOOOOOOO
>>1706951Don't watch.
Reminder that you will never make Mori's chest hurt. That is neither inside nor outside, in case you were wondering.
>>1706847
>>1706968The VR is nice and trippy too if you fell for that meme.
https://files.catbox.moe/8oumxo.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/8oumxo.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/8oumxo.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/8oumxo.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/8oumxo.mp4
>gura mockballing because of autismfucking lol
GURA DARK SOULS LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>your oshi>has she ever been blacked before
MORI IS DYING BOYSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>1706783>smashed adhd bitch onto a tableStory?
Why is there a Touhou ad?
>>1707006AmeYes
>>1707002I don't own VR.
>>1706944Fortnite >multiplayer>constant updates>good collaborations >fast paced>high skill ceiling that filters boomers>voice chat and party supportNo one cares about your old games, they were good then and are shit now by today’s standards
I wish metroid fusion got a sequel
>>1707006KiaraNO
>>1706911Why the green dot emoji?
She can do it, its just a speedrun trick where you keep your run momentum.
>>1706847I'd watch Gura play Pinball
CHAT I NEARLY GAVE MYSELF A CAFFEINE AND SLEEP DEPRIVATION-INDUCED INFARCTION LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO
>>1707006MoriYes
THE IMAGES
>>1706769Apparently making this much in a week=no one donating
>>1707004You have to start running from outside the room to do it
>>1706959Hollow Knight almost uses Dark Souls levels of indirect exposition and she loved it to pieces.
>Mori says shes doing betterDYRBI?
>>1706934>Mel is short for Mel Gibson
>>1706982>>1706984>>1706994>>1707005What did I miss?
GUYS, THE IMAGES
>>1706929and he got 62 (You)s. Jesas we are fucked when gen2 comes out
>>1706995I'm not. I'm listening.
>>1706980>>1706983>>1706986How? It's a fucking video game
If Gura is getting filtered by super metroid she's not going to fucking make it past blight town.
>>1707006did you get lost on your way to /v/? good to see you people are still obsessed with people being "blacked".
>>1706847Cry some moar faggot
>>1707004She's not, she thinks that she can actually get through there at the current moment in time.
>>1707006Only Ame has ever experienced that.
>>1706985pussy
>doom almost gave mori a heart attack
Guys the images..
>>1706601Yeah I would aggressively hold hands after marriage.
I'm going to google 'pavolia reine real identity'
Isn't health care free in Japan?
Mori is LITERALLY dying
>>1705908LET COCO COLLAB
>>1706601No man. Shes just a happy southern girl trying to make ys happy, why would I ruin that.Honestly anyone that answers "yes" disappoints me
>>1706294>>1706366It's infuriating because you just know shit like that just makes her feel worse.
>>1707030BROS SHES ONLY GONNA BRING IN 1.19 MILLION THIS YEAR ITS OVER
>>1707006YoursYes by me.
>>1707006Gurapicrelated
Gura..
>>1707006KiaraYeah
>>1707021They're working on it.
>>1707040No sleep, over stressed in general at the time, and high intensity gameplay.
>>1706912There would be about 10 people in chat who know what that is and 2 who could actually do it themselves
uuuuuuaaaaaaaaaa
>>1707006(You)Yes>>1707053You're already fuckin dead
>>1707036Gura wants to play dank souls
>>1707021Metroid Dread any day now...
suckysucky gura
>>1707034No
>I do this myself now>Sometimes when you work for a company they do this stuff for youTHINGS_COVER_SHOULD_DO.txt
>>1707057Over my dead body.
>>1706934"Korone Inugami" is just "Korone Dog god"
>>1707040I can understand it, I got chest pains from playing Bloodborne
>>1707020I hope this is bait
Metroidvanias are fucking boring.
>>1707032But it also has NPCs to talk to and shit. SM you're just a lonely woman in an alien world.
>>1707037Sweet JesusFootfags rise up!
>>1707006>Pic Related>Pic Related
>>1707006>The absolute state of US primetime
>>1707006MoriYeah, she is the blacked queen of /qa/
>>1706870>>1706965Wait, I haven't watched her playthrough. Did she refuse to use missiles on bosses or something?
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THINGS COVER STAFF SHOULD DO FOR THEIR TALENT>Help them organize schedules.>Talk to other managers to help organize collabs. Say one stream Holo A says she'd like to collab with Holo B someday but she's too shy to ask. Holo A's manager should at the very least float the idea to Holo B's manager.>Get permissions for games they want to stream.>Keep track of their physical and mental health. If it looks like they are getting burnt out, give them a break.>Make sure their connections and equipment are functioning well. Buy or reimburse them on things they need to stream. Lobby to fix problems with models or rigging if there is any.>Watch their streams when possible and monitor any technical problems or interruptions.>Teach them basic coporate OPSEC, research and scrub their past lives to avoid doxxing.>As much as possible, keep track of Antis. That's not to say every anonymous comment can be followed up on, but if some guy says he knows where a Holo lives and is gonna visit her, maybe take action.>Teach the newer ones how Hololive works, what will be expected of them, both from the fans and the company. This includes memberships, concerts, collabs, merchandise, pricing, etc.>Support and protect them from outrage nothingburgers by Antis (this includes easily offended insectoid bugmen)>Hire competent staff with background in talent management for managers, translators, mods, etc.>Filter questions/SC for harassment, self-help, and not interesting questions.>Use their prestige and connections to hook their talent up with songwriters, movie makers, artists, who want to make things for them.>Screen all fanmade content that the Holos want to feature.>Help foreign ones with visa so they can stay in Japan.>Give Watame an oppai mousepad.>Focus on EN and JP Holos because they are the only important ones.>Put some effort into the presentation of their big end of year multi branch live.>Help them with projects.>Acknowledge when they fuck up and move to rectify.>Encourage new and varied content when the Holos come up with itTHINGS COVER STAFF ACTUALLY DOES FOR THEIR TALENT>Why the fuck would a manager help with scheduling? >Some managers barely even talk to their Holos let alone other managers. Lamy's manager said she wasn't a good fit with anyone. Coco is being prevented from collabing with EN. Calli may be barred from collabing with certain Holos.>Just play Overcooked, Dark Deception, and that one fucking "game" with the plug people.>Harass and stalk them.>Source your own equipment, not like it's critical to your job or anything. >Fix your own streaming issues, we're not a tech company or anything.>Hire SEAniggers who will harass and stalk them.>Oh hey one of our talents reported that her manager is harassing and stalking her? Better not do anything about it.>Figure it out yourself lol. Maybe we'll make a keychain for you after two years. Also we decide your image so if Watame wants an oppai mousepad, she can suck it.>Teach their Holos to apologize for mistakes the company made in an attempt to shift blame.>Kneel and bootlick angry Antis and suspend their talents hoping it will appease them (It won't RIP ALOE).>Hire incompetent people with no background in talent management as staff, rather they are just SEAnigger fans (*oserbait) and end up being at best fucking "SAY THE THING" creeps, (like the HoloEN manager Marine met) and at worst people who will one day rape and kill the Holo (*yger, Mel's manger).>Pick the worst and most Gosling questions.>Suisei has literally released one original song since she joined Hololive. She released two while she was indie. Kiara had to go commission her own song without Cover.>Let tracers through and make your Holo look like a fool for having to hastily retract emotes after announcing them.>Hang them out to dry, not my problem lmao.>Watame, that's not your image, no oppai mousepad for you.>Have more Indog Holos because people totally asked for that.>Nah let's just videotape a fucking screen.>Shot down Pekora's project, made her cry. Marine has to provide half the funding for her project out of her own pocket, despite Cover raking in millions. >Oh we gave a bunch of Chinks mod powers in Coco's chat, tech company btw. Sucks that all these fans got banned, just submit a ticket through our fucking website, we have our best intern on it probably. >Oh Haachama poured her heart and soul into a month long horror arc that was well received? Better tell her to take it all down because we won't actually go to Youtube on our talents behalf. Just like Asacoco 1.0, swimsuits, and public ASMR, it's less hassle just to can it.
>>1707021You have a higher chance of a remake in the style of SR
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>>1707006You should get a perma ban for spreading this fucking cancer i hope you die in a car accident
>>1706888>yuropoor
Give me one, ONE good reason not to jack off to Ina tonight!
Mori literally just fix your sleep schedule so you don't pass out for whole days at a time
>>1706951don't watch, just listen. if you have other things to do that you're putting off now would be a less boring time to do them.
Polka is going to start doing SC reading streams soon. You'll give this cute fox waitress a tip, won't you?
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>>1706873Troons that bring it up to mori all the time >we don't do anything
>>1707075Lotsa high pitched squeals inbound.
mori...... MORI..................MORIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>I was alone...as usualmori...
I WANT TO FUCK THIS WOMB SO BAD YOU HAVE NO DAMN IDEA
>>1707040DOOM Eternal gets pretty intense, anon. I'm experienced with shooters and it left me with stiff shoulders after each session, so I can picture a novice like Mori seeing her blood pressure rise.
one image slot for my cute baka detective oshi
>>1707006Why are anons so obsessed with my people’s dicks
Images...
THE SLOTSPost your oshi when she sees your dick
>>1707006This posterYes
>>1707059That’s why she should do another ASMR stream so she can get more people complimenting her cute and feminine voice.
Is Moona always smug?
imouto gura
Soon
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>>1707106Most based post ITT.
GURA GETTING MOLESTED BY SPACE BUGS
UHHH LADS? IMAGES?
>>1707006
>>1707095Open wide little baby:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTv35rnebOM
>>1707012They're getting revenge for all the times we genocided them.
I told you she'd figure it out when she lost enough life.
>>1707040the idiot was stressed out and overworkednow she blames doom for her own shit
>>1707126Gura
>Your oshi>What she thinks of Super Metroid>tfw no air dash
>>1707083that's the idea, bitch
>>1707040>Doom being an intense game>health is shit due to lack of sleep and only eating Uber Eats>hasn't gotten checked by doctors
>>1707111The Priestess demands your offering.
>>1706934>>1706970Okayu (and its cuter version, Okayun) are short for Ok, Ayunda
>>1706873Bringing it up here is infinitely better than bringing it up directly to the streamers, you fucking brainlet.
>>1707111You didn't have your camera ready. Post the webm after.
>>1707095YesShe shit all over the backseatershttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTv35rnebOM
>gura just realized what the energy tank does
>>1707035holy shit
JESUS MORI
>>1707102>>Why the fuck would a manager help with scheduling? This but unironically
>>1706934Nekomata Okayu is short for NiggerLover Okayu
Whenever I see someone referring to a Metroid game as a Metroidvania, it makes me want to slap their shit
POL!
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>>1707006NoelYes
>>1706978>Luigi's MansionNew, even easier than this so Gura can't be extremely bad to it>MetroidHarder, old, played and seen 1 billion times and also generally boring to watch tooIt's pretty normal.
ame cute
>Mori opening up>The fucking emotional music swelling out of nowhere
>>1707143Hot
>>1707095https://streamable.com/s8d0li
>>1707040That was back when she was getting like 1 hour of sleep a day.
THE MINECRAFT MUSIC OVERPOWERING MORI KEK
>>1707183I'm almost in tears.
>Calli using The Lord's name in veinUNSUBSCRIBED
>>1705144It's lonely at the top...
>>1707166For musicians, actors, athletes, managing the schedule is a manager's primary duty.
>>1707144I wish that version of the clip had the part where she screams and goes "LUNA WANTS TO SAVE ON THEM NANORA" or something like that
>>1707143I fucking hate Amerimutts so goddamn much>t. Amerimutt
>>1707183Based Notch
orange????? aaaaaaaaa
>Mori realizes she's autistic>music explodes into an emotional highDad...
I fucking love my boy
>>1707009Not really a story to tell. She got into WWE, bought a cheap looking balsa table and then asked me to slam her down it. She cried.
Why doesn't she farm the fucking tube bugs??
Does this count as a zatsu? this is a really deep stream
>>1707162>>1707144Man, all the fucking sound clip cutaways sure made things funnier in this clip.
if there were any images i'd post a distorted peko right about now
>that music swellI could've sworn I was watching an 'emotional moment' clip.Even funnier how Calli called it out
>>1707176Most based post in the thread.
IMMA FIRAN MAH LASER
>>1707216Sure, zatsus can be deep.
GURA NO
No Gura, that meme is racist!
that was an old meme
>>1707095https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8tVgJ7WeWs&t=14820s
>>1707216Minecraft streams are basically impromptu zatsu's
>IMMA CHARGIN MAH
IMMA FIRIN' MAH LAZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR
I'MMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR
>>1707177I'm not saying there aren't reasons, I'm saying those reasons are why this is currently one of her lowest viewed series, if it will even be a series.
>>1707216Yes, MC streams are mostly zatsus
IMMA FIRAN MAH LAYZER
i'm firin mah lazer
IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZER
>>1707085>>1707121You two need to workout if a fucking game is causing you physical distress
>>1707216>Does this count as a zatsu?That was the plan.
IMMA FIRIN MAH' LAZER
Robocop
>GRAB ONTO MY ROD, ANONMORI?!
nice bomb hops gura>inb4 she figures out how to double bomb hop
>grab on to my rod
>>1706934>Pekora is short for Pekora Korone Rushia
>>1707171https://streamable.com/4n5pdw
>>1706752>Why did Ame get the time wrong?DST
Mori.... at least she's trying to interact more with people, I love my boy
kek mori just fell out of her chair
>>1707216Are finally finding out the real potential of minecraft when used correctly?
Gura cute!
Guraaaaaaaa I love Yaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!
ILOVEAME!
Enma love
>>1707208That was actual kino.This is why you put Minecraft in the background when you zatsudan, Mori.
Gripping Mori's rod...
I LOVE YOU GURA!!!
i love you, gura!
What is Ame doing right now?
>>1707216Mori's zatsu can get depressing real quick
>>1707216MC streams are zatsudan streams. That's why they're good.