/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Don't buy Towa

>>17028176

Cum in Towa

Buy Kanata. I am definitely not a heimin who wants to artificially increase her price and climb the leaderboard as a result

>>17028176
What are you gonna do about it? Report me to the IRS?

New lore dropped
>>17027803

>>17027803
This is hilarious, thank you whoever wrote it.

I was late this time with bread-making, but I'm posting new OP to be used at your liberty once this thread dies.

yo Tampa, get the pitchforks and torches ready, Cypher is getting dangerously close to your maririn count.
He's already trying to cuck me so count me in

>>17029063
looks amazing

>>17029120
>He's already trying to cuck me
>trying
he already has...

>>17029063
>American dollars
Still great though

Hello

>>17029230
Give me a transparent image of falling New Israeli Shekels and I'll put them in instead of dollars.

>>17029254
HIE!

>>17029200
sure but can he do this?

>>17029063
I saw that there was no new bread after the thread died some time ago and decided to recycle, don't you worry that this op is gonna be next probably

>>17029254
yo
>>17029287
if he wanted to probably yeah

>>17029353
he couldn't want to, that's my only hope, think of his poor oshi Money-chan

>>17029573
Miko is a pretty good coin though

Abayo, /nasfaqg/ friends

>>17029894
What did he mean by this?

>>17022511
Break? Breaks. Plural. Multiple.
>>17029120
pic
>>17029894
DON'T LEAVE US AIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

>>17029269
that was actually hard, I can't remove the background cleanly and this has a watermark. Just use the usd it still fits anyways

>play bigger
is that what we call him now?
>>17026419

>>17030344
ooooo my ears

>>17028610
ey that's good, add this to the archive thingy

>>17029894
whoever you are, have a great journey anon

>>17029573
You don't understand. This is a curse. I am unable to overcome the innate compulsion to optimize. It takes a lot of effort to fool myself into believing that Ame at 6.5% is a good buy. Sometimes I manage it.

>>17030495
Well ame had a week long break so of course her divs are shit but hey will probably become better this week

rate my retardation

I woke up a few minutes too late to sell my Mel coin... Back into the red I go.

>>17030821
just my opinion but i think the new meta is to multi more than to diversify to capitalize discounts

>>17030247
petition to change nasfaq's currency to ILS (symbol: merchant rubby hands ₪) when

>>17030851
You can daytrade the red away easily if your coin amount is small

>>17031003

>>17030821
at least you're not suiciding for a single nut like some other retard

>>17031003
NIS/ILS Ogey

>>17031003
UWAHHHH SEXXX I WANT HER TO CHOKE ME

>>17031037

>>17030495
what a coincidence, I deal with curses professionally.

>>17030344
i miss roboco on these...

Like a glint from the blue, here's a quick Morning Review.

Top 3 Upwards Adjustments (of 21)
>Hololive :: $8,094.14
>Chloe :: $6,665.15
>Aqua :: $6,146.35

Top 3 Downwards Adjustments (of 41)
>Marine :: -$10,831.40
>Rushia :: -$10,015.59
>Amelia :: -$5,976.02

Overall Average Adjustment is -$652.16
Average Upward Adjustment is $2,559.98
Average Downward Adjustment is -$2,297.41

Pick up some good deals, don't get baited, see you in a few hours.

I don't have enough liquid for this red

>>17031209
I too believe roboco should be on these. Why Roboco you ask? Because Roboco is very cute. Like Roboco! you know who else is like Roboco? why Roboco of course! I just think Roboco is neat, thats all. Roboco also has a very sweet voice. Very Roboco of her.Roboco isn't even my oshi. I dont know why im efforposting about Roboco so much.

>>17030344
>marine anon already volume
tampa...

>>17029120
>>17031462
CYPHER STOP BUYING HER 10X SHE'S NOT WORTH IT

>>17031475
cypher doesn't really adjust his buys, he'll probably buy x10 the whole day, good luck tampa

>>17031346
Based, Roboco is indeed very cute! I cant get enough of roboco. the robosa are very based and love roboco just like i do!

>>17031475
that is uncannily close to my count right now...

>>17031592
I adjust buys before I go to bed, relax.
But Marine is looking very, very optimistic with a really strong start to the week thanks to that hypnotism video, and if she actually streams this week...well.

Good morning, I am buying Towa 10x.

>>17031871
hey cypher post some cyphers

>>17031871
CYPHER STOP BUYING MY OSHI REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>17031871
cypher what's your take on mori's hiatus, sell or buy

>>17031973
Do what the thinkpad says. Trust in thinkpad.

>>17031973
He's selling her 1x.

>>17031954
No
>>17031973
Behavior too volatile to tell, may abruptly decide to 8 hour JK void stream instead for all I know

I'm not the best person to ask because in a sense there are few undeniably bad plays with this liquid; just long term positions and really, really, really long term positions.

post 'em

>>17032339

>be me, be pirate
>plunder the seven seas, spreading the word of my oshi's fat ass
>ship is called "The Black Hole" - named for the gravitational pull of her gargantuan tuchus
>terrorized HMS M for weeks, the imperial fleet's most feared naval vessel
>I wear its former captain's crown with pride
>notorious throughout the land, my exploits are heard of loudly, far and wide, front left, center, right, and in pubs surround the world
>*rumble*
>the imperial forces have been hypnotized in Japan
>a fleet of 921,000 has set their sights on my ship
>we've been on the run for two days
>some bald nigger from a far away land known as "The Matrix" has joined the hunt
>"The Black Hole" is captured at the dawn of the third and final day, forced to pay half our resources in ransom to keep the bald one at bay
>boarded by imperial fleet, captured and held hostage

>You are without doubt the worst pirate I've ever heard of.
But you have heard of me...

>>17032339

>Still no ETFs
>Still no options
wtf devs you promised that months ago

>>17032733

>>17032733
>>17032770

>>17032339

>>17032789
Good post

>>17032733
They promised ETFs and options half a month ago, before that they talked about shorting.
Zaibatsu became public just a month ago... how the time flies...

>>17033059
They promised ETFs and options back in the summer of 2021.

>>17033165
and they promised auction 7 months before they put it ingame

>>17033059
>>17033165
ok, promised might be a strong word, they didn't promise it, they said they will add ETFs and options eventually.

>>17032339

kalabasang kuba

>>17034368
mama mo

>>17034548
chicharong mumei

>>17034672
How'd you know?

>>17034741
your trades are recorded in your own timezone

someone could shitpost with this

>>17034847
kowai

>>17029894
>kenzoku quits again

>>17036646

>>17036646
Did Matowa leave again?

I hate the kenzoku, but I also love them.
My favourite one announced that he'll go on a break, and I'm feeling a lot of complex emotions right about now...

Matowa...

>>17036646

be honest with me anons are there any nasfaq gfs left? or am I forever cursed to be alone

>>17038152
you can be the first anon to steal a nasfaq gf

>>17038152
what makes one a nasfaq gf?

>>17038194
Being a bottom bitch

>>17038186
This is false

>>17038152
there's always bread...

>>17038256
who was first?

>>17038395
deadbeat

>>17038152
groom one of the robosa

>>17039256
wtf man

>>17038152
Grab one of the deadbeats, they are at an all time low discount after calli did her thing.

And nothing of value was lost

>>17039448
one of them is taken and another rarely posts, leaving only pachi

>>17039672
t. bibilet

honk, bring back the Bibi stacking for April 1st please.

>>17039744
>t. bibilet
On your knees

>>17039448
>calli

What is a nasfaq gf?

>>17040430
(You)

>>17040487
(Me)?

>>17040554
Yeah, (You).

>>17040430

>>17039744

>>17040729
konnui...

>>17040729
takoside....

>>17039741
>tfw no bratty pachi gf who steals your superchats and messes with your auctions

>>17040626
>ideal tako
theyre all ideal

What'd happen if every richfag started artificially pumping Calliope's or Coco's coin? How would ms.honk react?

>>17041555
Remember $HAATO?
I remember.

>>17041555
Remember shion?
I remember.

>>17040430
Matelotage, but on the lawless waters of stock exchange.
A companion in NASFAQ with whom you want to intimately talk about charts and investment strategies and maybe more.

>>17029894
abayo

>>17041757
>maybe more
lewd

>>17029894
I will miss you dearly, hope to see you again bro. You do you though, don't force yourself to play a game you hate

>>17029894
Both matowa and shion oshicoiner in just one week.
Stop dying.

>>17042578
It's the exam period in most countries, both school- and college-wise. They announced breaks, not quitting the game outright, give them time and welcome them back after they did what they had to do.

>>17042665
>They announced breaks, not quitting the game outright
I'll be waiting for them

>>17043106
クソラード

>>17043106
hi

>>17041610
those were the times

>>17041610

>>17043290
i want to pump shion yo full of my liquid

>>17040033
You first

>>17040729
I went looking for the other one but this one will do.

>>17042665
When is Tower coming back?

>>17043826
When Konnui comes back

>>17044163
Ohhh Konnui

>>17040626
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>17044907
A-are you okay, anon?

>>17044941
probably taking a cock

>>17046857
whose, though?

>>17048395
bread's

>>17048395
mine

>>17046857
spaghet's

>>17044941
>>17046857
>>17048395
>>17048404
>>17048409
>>17048515
that is clearly just somebody in need of a tako gf, you retards

>>17048676
no it's someone taking my cock

>>17048676
no it's someone taking spaghet's cock

someone called? my internet is fucking with me the captcha doesn't load most of the time and I'm watching ame's stream at 144p helop

>>17048823
I will never take his cock, that's a lie
t. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAposter

>>17049026
restart net

>>17049084
so you'd take someone else's?

>>17049195
Yeah, mine

>>17049195
Yeah, bread's

>>17049099
doesn't work

>>17049602
Rage whack the router

Upon checking transaction histories, I'm convinced that some players either don't sleep or have bots in place to automatically adjust multicoins. Are custom traders legal?

>>17050120
Only if, and I can't stress this enough, YOU made it yourself from scratch.
Although according to Cypher, the ThinkPad is just using Zhonkbot now, so maybe actual chart traders are less optimal than just looking at your shit.

>>17050120
I am not honk, but the general consensus is that so long as whatever you're doing DOES NOT BOG THE SERVER, it's ogey.

>>17050398
if this is true I hate honk so much

>>17050120
Yes, so long as they don't bog the server. How do you thing cypher makes so much goddamn money?

>>17050398
>only if you made it yourself
rumao, I've been using a old modified haaton sheet (only had to change some api calls really) all this time while sleeping in and living my best life, you tards just got scared over nothing when Honk can't trace back anything to google sheets

>>17050398
I know for a fact that the top daytrader right now uses Zhonkbot.

>>17051059
yea me

>>17050120
Which players?

>>17051059
cam on tell us the top 10. They don't have to be in order, just tell us who they are.

>>17049084
Why though?

>>17050120
>>17050457
Devchama comment on the topic
>>7402149
>this is a spreadsheet game, just like stocks irl autism is supposed to be rewarded.
And honk from the same thread
>>7402385
>Someone making their own script and having that level of dedication to get ahead would be rewarded by their efforts, but if these kinds of scripts are distributed and become a new meta then I can see how some players would feel alienated
The general consensus is what >>17050398 said

>>17051059
Just post the goddam report already

>>17051059
at least tell me who their oshi's are so that i can make some rrats

>>17051754
Choco

>>17052000

>>17051562
I will! ...once it's finished from the technical side. Dividends are finished, trading evaluation works, and right now the works focus on passive coin inflation, which seems to work but it has to be confirmed to be bug- and foolproof.
Once those three are fully finished, we'll work on other sources of net worth change - losses on gacha, difference from auctions, etc.
When all possible ways to alter one's net worth are gathered, then we'll post the data.
>>17051754
I won't disclose the top one because it's likely an one-off anomaly for the past two weeks, but since you damn brats cannot contain your rrats, here are the oshis of the top five, in random order determined by dice rolls: Choco, Ayamy, Pekora, Mori, Haato.

>>17052312
what entails a person to be an one-off anomaly

>>17052428
Reduced taxation incident. They are good otherwise, but I'm not sure if they'd be at the top if not for it.

>>17052568
is it the anon who was 10x buying and selling everything who didn't know about the taxes being broken

>>17052632
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>who didn't know

>>17052660
people wouldn't abuse a bug right anon :^)

>>17052632
Nah, that player who was 10x buying and 10x selling definitely knew about it for the entire time. But there was more than one player who did that.

>>17052692
Name their oshis

>>17052731
towa

>>17052731
C'mon, anon. I won't spoonfeed you that much.

>>17052810
so it's you huh

>>17052789
We would never take advantage of bugs intentionally.

>>17052810
Can you at least give a number on how many did that?

>>17052731
all me

>>17052884
Hard to say for sure. Some players just have a very high multicoin playing style, but definitely more than four in the most conservative case.

>>17053010
Give us the oshi's of the 4 you know off the top of your head

>>17053082
You'll just keep moving the boundaries there, won't you? I'll just stop replying. Wait for the report, it will come out eventually, likely with a different top 5.

>>17053273
Please, keep replying to him.

>>17052000
>>17052312
>Choco
I can say this with extreme confidence, but BBB is not the top daytrader. If they are, it is a complete accident.
Either that, or chartman is more powerful than even they can possibly imagine.

>>17053535
BBB has specifically said/shown that his entire playstyle is based around daytrading, if he isn't at least a good one, I'd be more surprised.

Big Boobs Banking

>>17053273
I wasn't asking for the top daytraders, I'm asking for the oshis of the bug abusers if you know them

>>17053793
me and my alts

>>17053793
why are you so intent on knowing

>>17054004
to call them niggers probably

>>17054004
I want to know which players have been dishonorable

>>17054034
This is why I don't really want to reveal them publicly, since some people who /for certain/ didn't know about the reduced tax rates knowingly ended up saving a lot of money in taxes. This makes me not very confident in who profited the most, especially since a lot more players did it when honk said to 'enjoy discounted trades'.

>>17053793
Towa, Suisei, Ame, and La+

>>17054248
I FUCKING KNEW IT

>>17054277
#143

>>17054139
Bread, Konnui, Tower, Lolibaba, Ogey

>>17054396
konnui...

>>17054396
Tower is an honorable man, take back this slander.

>>17054208
You won't reveal them. Just their oshis.

>>17054139
Yonju. As well as five others in the top 25 that are exploiting a glitch.

>>17053601
I just follow the numbers. I don't feel like I'm doing anything particularly "right". That's why Numbers Review is more information-focused: I want others to see the same stuff I see and make their own decisions, rather than just copy my decisions with edits for oshicoining.
There are things a player can be doing "incorrectly", sure, and I don't think I do those, but ultimately all I'm doing is following the market where it leads me.
I may be a genius, but at the end of the day I'm just some retard with a chart.

>>17054487
At the end of the day, you're a retard with a chart that the other retards don't understand. This is why we love you.

>>17054449
It'd allow you to identify at least one of them. So, no. All the other responses in this thread are rrats, I won't reply to this further.

>>17054449
Here's a clue: No Oshi

>>17054479
>Yonju
Ban the jew

>>17054487
thank you retard with a chart
t. retard without a chart

Evening /nasfaqg/

>>17054939
evening

>>17054939
Gdevening anon

>>17054487
Your charts and what you do is very useful BBB!

>>17054939
Woe! Good evening be upon ye!

>>17052312

>>17055545
Yo is that some purple drink? Mind if I hit that lean, my dude?

I'm going to groom Applause.

>>17055650
I wish you luck, that kusogaki is wild

>>17055695
That just makes Applause the perfect nasfaq gf

>>17054939
Good evening, my tentacles didn't tire you too much I hope?

>>17056115

>>17056115
NO! STOP!

>>17052312
>BBB, Asdae, Ninjin, Applause?, all the same

>>17055650
Godspeed

WELCOME -- TO HOUR NINETEEN
HOUR NINETEEN...
THE... NINETEENTH HOUR
IT'S NOT THE SEVENTEENTH HOUR
IT'S NOT THE... NINTH HOUR
IT'S HOUR NINETEEN
ONE... NINE...
A VERY... SPECIAL HOUR
IN THAT, HOUR NINETEEN, IS THE NINETEENTH HOUR, NOT... ANY OTHER HOUR
VERY FEW HOURS CAN CLAIM TO BE THE NINETEENTH HOUR
THIS HOUR... IS ONE OF THOSE HOURS
AND AS WE SIT HERE, ENJOYING THIS HOUR, THE NINETEENTH HOUR, LET'S SPARE A MOMENT, TO THINK OF THOSE HOURS THAT AREN'T QUITE THE NINETEENTH HOUR
HOUR EIGHTEEN... AND HOUR TWENTY

WELCOME TO THE NINETEENTH HOUR!

19th hour, enjoy, etc.

>>17056312
>>17056313
>18:59:59
fuck off

>>17055650
Best of luck, anon! Someone will have to tame that kusogaki eventually.

>>17056313
>>17056312
>18:59:59

>>17056312
>>17056313
>18:59:59
>my day is ruined

>>17056313
ratanon please don't look...

>>17056412
Stop grooming the poor rrat goddamnit

>>17056115
Oi, at least wait until they are of Legal Tender (Top 200)

>>17056539
>legal tender
kek

>>17056412
Goodbye forever, tako.

nasfaq age of consent is based on the trader wealth. good good

>>17056602
NOOO! I CAN BE BETTER! GIVE ME A SECOND CHANCE! I WILL SUCCEED TOMORROW I SWEAR!

>>17056676
>the richer you are, the haggier you get

>>17056709
>the richer you are, the higher of an urge you have to play mahjong, take naps, and take back pain medication

>>17056709
>cypher is the haggiest
ohhhh cypher

>>17056772
wait wasnt cypher supposed to be cute and funny?

>>17056846
He's a lolibaba.

>>17056846
cypher's the real lolibaba...

>>17056539
off course pisstress would be into illegal players...

How do I become a nasfaq gf?

>>17054575
>It'd allow you to identify at least one of them.
then leave him out

>>17057003
You gotta be retarded, cute and/or funny.

>>17057003
buy the kenzoku "unisex" bracelets

>>17057003
Finally, someone's asking the right questions and willing to meet the growing demand!
Who's your oshi?

>>17057003
Be a bottom.
>>17057104
They are unisex.

>>17056761
>the only reason for the zaibatsu existence is that priestess needs to be handheld for everything since he's too old
>the only reason cypher doesn't need one is because his thinkpad does it for him
AIEEEEEEEE I DON'T WANT TO KEEP CLIMBING ANYMORE

Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.

Here's the R.I.C.H. report for today:
>Total Shares in circulation amount to 11,428,781, a 0.99% increase from yesterday's volume
>Average shares per coin is 184,335. There are 26 coins above this average.
>Calliope currently has the highest volume, at 771,617 shares, or 6.75% of market volume.
>Pochimaru currently has the lowest volume, at 22,726 shares, or 0.2% of market volume.

Top 5 Volume Increases (of 46):
>Nana :: +6.9%
>Ui :: +6.2%
>Botan :: +6%
>Fauna :: +5%
>Mel & Luna :: +4.2%

Top 5 Volume Decreases (of 16):
>Aqua :: -5.8%
>Chloe :: -5.7%
>Nachoneko :: -3.3%
>Koyori :: -2.4%
>Iroha :: -2%

16 coins (Moona, Iofi, IRyS, Pekora, Sora, Nene, Melfissa, Shion, Noel, Calliope, Kiara, Kanata, Civia, Ina'nis, Hololive, Gura) had a sub-1% change in volume today.


Here's the R.I.S.E. report for today:
>Starting Liquid is estimated at $147,987.63, which is an increase of 0.02% from yesterday's estimate.
>Total Market Value for today is $219,090,590,671.74, which is an increase of 1.48% from yesterday's Market Value.
>Average Value per Share is $19,170.08. A total of 13 coins are above this average.
>Hololive currently has the highest value, at $21,468,007,467.30 in total market value, or 9.8% of market value.
>Pochimaru currently has the lowest value, at $159,396,073.32 in total market value, or 0.07% of market value.

Top 5 Value Gains (of 35):
>Korone :: +22.5%
>Kiara :: +16.3%
>Hololive :: +16.2%
>Nachoneko :: +15.5%
>Koyori :: +14.9%

Top 5 Value Losses (of 27):
>Ui :: -29.7%
>Rushia :: -29.6%
>Marine :: -23%
>Amelia :: -20.3%
>Towa :: -18%

1 coin (Botan) had a net 0% change in value today.
21 other coins had a sub-4% change in value today.


Here's the F.R.E.E. report for today:
>Today's Superchats totaled to $201,819,439, which is an increase of 9.51% from yesterday's Superchats.
>The Broker made $252,072,482.35 today, a decrease of 28.2% from yesterday's salary.

Top 5 Superchat Increases (of 23):
>Iofi :: +11.9%
>Mumei :: +11.3%
>Polka :: +3.9%
>Towa :: +3.8%
>Kronii & Lamy :: +3.5%


Here's the M.O.V.E. Report for today:
>4 coins (Aki, AZKi, Ina'nis, Calliope) adjusted green, but are still trending upwards.
>1 coin (Civia) adjusted red, but is still trending downwards.
>4 coins (Pekora, Mumei, Lui, Coco) adjusted red, but are now above their pre-adjustment value.
>1 coin (Ayame) adjusted green, but is now below their pre-adjustment value.
>52 coins are on projected trend lines and have not intersected with their pre-adjustment values.

Top 5 Most Volatile Coins (per Hour Average):
>Marine :: $575.67 Up
>Rushia :: $533.84 Up
>Botan :: $470.17 Up
>Chloe :: $313.69 Down
>Lamy :: $298.59 Up

Top 5 Least Volatile Coins (per Hour Average):
>Iofi :: $0.59 Down
>Nene :: $1.17 Down
>Civia :: $2.71 Down
>Ina'nis :: $5.77 Up
>Nabi :: $6.55 Up

Overall Average movement was $45.31 per hour.
Average Upwards movement was $120.20 per hour.
Average Downwards movement was -$124.18 per hour.

Monday's here and we're already seeing people forgetting their Zhonkbots. Whoops.

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to stay informed, shitpost responsibly, and FUD accurately.

>>17057394
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>image

>>17057174
too late, backpain meds are waiting for you

>>17055650
>steals your superchat
>steal his heart in revenge
This a beautiful love story waiting to happen, I approve

>priestess needs to be handheld
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.
Data collected at Cycle 60.
Previous post deleted because I like not posting nudity on blue boards.

Here's the R.I.C.H. report for today:
>Total Shares in circulation amount to 11,428,781, a 0.99% increase from yesterday's volume
>Average shares per coin is 184,335. There are 26 coins above this average.
>Calliope currently has the highest volume, at 771,617 shares, or 6.75% of market volume.
>Pochimaru currently has the lowest volume, at 22,726 shares, or 0.2% of market volume.

Top 5 Volume Increases (of 46):
>Nana :: +6.9%
>Ui :: +6.2%
>Botan :: +6%
>Fauna :: +5%
>Mel & Luna :: +4.2%

Top 5 Volume Decreases (of 16):
>Aqua :: -5.8%
>Chloe :: -5.7%
>Nachoneko :: -3.3%
>Koyori :: -2.4%
>Iroha :: -2%

16 coins (Moona, Iofi, IRyS, Pekora, Sora, Nene, Melfissa, Shion, Noel, Calliope, Kiara, Kanata, Civia, Ina'nis, Hololive, Gura) had a sub-1% change in volume today.


Here's the R.I.S.E. report for today:
>Starting Liquid is estimated at $147,987.63, which is an increase of 0.02% from yesterday's estimate.
>Total Market Value for today is $219,090,590,671.74, which is an increase of 1.48% from yesterday's Market Value.
>Average Value per Share is $19,170.08. A total of 13 coins are above this average.
>Hololive currently has the highest value, at $21,468,007,467.30 in total market value, or 9.8% of market value.
>Pochimaru currently has the lowest value, at $159,396,073.32 in total market value, or 0.07% of market value.

Top 5 Value Gains (of 35):
>Korone :: +22.5%
>Kiara :: +16.3%
>Hololive :: +16.2%
>Nachoneko :: +15.5%
>Koyori :: +14.9%

Top 5 Value Losses (of 27):
>Ui :: -29.7%
>Rushia :: -29.6%
>Marine :: -23%
>Amelia :: -20.3%
>Towa :: -18%

1 coin (Botan) had a net 0% change in value today.
21 other coins had a sub-4% change in value today.


Here's the F.R.E.E. report for today:
>Today's Superchats totaled to $201,819,439, which is an increase of 9.51% from yesterday's Superchats.
>The Broker made $252,072,482.35 today, a decrease of 28.2% from yesterday's salary.

Top 5 Superchat Increases (of 23):
>Iofi :: +11.9%
>Mumei :: +11.3%
>Polka :: +3.9%
>Towa :: +3.8%
>Kronii & Lamy :: +3.5%


Here's the M.O.V.E. Report for today:
>4 coins (Aki, AZKi, Ina'nis, Calliope) adjusted green, but are still trending upwards.
>1 coin (Civia) adjusted red, but is still trending downwards.
>4 coins (Pekora, Mumei, Lui, Coco) adjusted red, but are now above their pre-adjustment value.
>1 coin (Ayame) adjusted green, but is now below their pre-adjustment value.
>52 coins are on projected trend lines and have not intersected with their pre-adjustment values.

Top 5 Most Volatile Coins (per Hour Average):
>Marine :: $575.67 Up
>Rushia :: $533.84 Up
>Botan :: $470.17 Up
>Chloe :: $313.69 Down
>Lamy :: $298.59 Up

Top 5 Least Volatile Coins (per Hour Average):
>Iofi :: $0.59 Down
>Nene :: $1.17 Down
>Civia :: $2.71 Down
>Ina'nis :: $5.77 Up
>Nabi :: $6.55 Up

Overall Average movement was $45.31 per hour.
Average Upwards movement was $120.20 per hour.
Average Downwards movement was -$124.18 per hour.

It's Monday. Time for people to forget about Zhonkbot for a bit, I guess.

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to stay informed, shitpost responsibly, and FUD accurately.

>>17057637
>Morning Review music
BBB...............

BBB's going senile...

BBB is becoming a hag?

>>17057791
>>17057814
>>17057744
I'm not going senile, I was just in a hurry because I'm working on something else.
Multitasking is a hell of a drug. At least 30% as effective as lean.
I'm already a hag.

>>17056115
I don't get it, what do you mean tentacles?
>>17056602
I didn't know there was another rrat, hello o/.

>>17058290
I don't think that's another rrat, I think that's someone trying to take you away from me...

>>17058290
Stay wary rratposter, that tako is trying to take away your innocence

>>17058119
>BBB is already a hag
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BUY BUY BUY

Hello!
I come with a useless report for you!

Here are the holders of ranks 20, 50, 100 and 200 and those in their vicinity!

The multicoin update is increasing market volatility! Remember to keep an eye on your autotrader!
Nashags, remember to take your morning pills and remember to remain active both physically and mentally!

>>17058497
matou...

>>17058290
>>17056602
THE RRATS ARE MULTIPLYING

>>Actual rrat colony forming

In other news.

I made a rollercoaster.

>>17058840
>rct.png
Hey, I get that reference!

>>17058886
""">we""" all get that reference

>>17058780

cam on, form the rratbatsu

buy my bibi

>>17060125
kill yourself jew

>>17060175
I'll stop shitting up the market if you buy my bibi

>>17060246
go neck yourself retard

>>17056313
Warning: Large Image Ahead
Good evening, welcome to the News Hour. This is your NASFAQ Market Report for Monday, January 24th

>>17060461
civia bros...

yonju you better not fucking show yourself to me irl I WILL FUCKING END YOU I WILL CUT YOUR LEGS OFF AND FEED IT TO PIGS JUST THE WAY YOU LIKE IT YOU SICK FUCK FUCKING KILL YOURSELF

>>17060575
Why so mad?

>>17057637
why the fuck is aqua so juicy

>>17060683
shut the fuck up retard I wasnt talking to you

>>17060125
I already told you:
Acknowledge on the floor that you will cease your reign of terror on the auction house, and I will buy your Bibi you nigger.

>>17060575
buy my bibi

>>17060784
buy my bibi

Honk, I want the kadomatsu's flowers as an accessory

>>17060735
Yeah well I'm talking to you, why are you so mad? Are you on your period?

>>17060867
super cute
honk let us wear flowers with hats

>>17060858
https://nasfaq.biz/floor/6260b8d4-1cc8-4e88-b4e2-cbdd18a0a8bc

>>17060867
>>17060937
crop it and post it then

>>17060964
buy my bibi

>>17060867
I approve, very cute

>>17060964
buy my bibi

>>17061033

>>17061007
Exquisite work as usual, Yonju

>Marine is $29k
>she hasn't streamed in 8 days
>cypher is still buying 10x
please stop

>>17061341
see >>17031592

>>17061366

>>17061389
tampa, just outbuy him

>You don't have permission to chat
Where am I supposed to lurk now

>>17062283
The thread, of course

>>17062303
Im already doing that.

>>17062283
You'll just have to wait until next Friday for another aggay, you can lurk in the auctions too, if someone called "iwantametopegme" bids on something be sure to look closely and you'll probably find something amusing

>>17062260
...........I totally forgot I was gonna throw that in earlier in the day, never got around to it.
Threads on it's deathbed anyway, but man do I feel like a dumbass now

>>17062260
>>17062765
what must I say, what must I do, to show how much, I think about freakin you....
it's a banger so you're excused. time to go rewatch Golden Wind lol

>>17062765
>master1200

>>17063547
shutup
I'm too lazy to change file names

>>17063978
>change filenames
How about you just download the proper image in the first place?

>>17063978
since that other anon wants to string you along, when you click to zoom in on pixiv, you can download the original file - note for some images sometimes it's a 20 MB monster, in which case, the master1200 preview is actually better if you're just going to post it here

>>17064217
> note for some images sometimes it's a 20 MB monster,
Just resave the image as jpg and post that

>>17064258
this is easier

>>17064317
Wrong you low quality posting filth. Don't make me spread all your sound posts as wrong low quality posts and I'll go ahead and reencode all your opus to low bitrate mp3's.

>>17064258
you're forgetting a very important step
>lazy
I do save the original for stuff that I plan to use for backgrounds, but I'm set in that regard Because I swap between a polka wallpaper or watame's monthly member wallpaper

>>17064380
what soundposts? sounds like a waste of time
>>17064454
he gets it, I save the originals as well if I'm using them for something else

>>17064454
Spread low quality versions of images is cringe. You're no different to people who spread images they dled from facebook which has gone through a different place fucking up the images quality. At the very least use a plugin like
https://addons.mozilla.org/en-GB/firefox/addon/px-downloader/

You are not that lazy if you are saving the images manually in the first place so that's a poor excuse to not just click on it once which takes less than a single second.

>>17064678
why are you crying over an image

>>17064733
Because your kind annoys me when I go to save an image but its a low quality version of it so I have to go waste time finding the fucking original if I want to use it for something.

>>17064806
oh nyo i have to reverse lookup an image that takes 5 seconds for the full quality

>>17064678
pixiv preview = could be anyone
saved and resized manually = it's automatically "somebody"

>>17064678
don't care, buy my bibi

>>17064806

>>17064845
It's not always that simple anon and yes honestly it is annoying when I have to do it for easy ones as well. You could have spent less than a second saving the original and the issue wouldn't have occurred in the first place.

Is there not something you guys should be more worried or angry about? Are your lives so blissful that you get pissed off at an image being small? Let the man post the images that he wants, bear the burden yourself if you want to use large images. This is one of the pettiest arguments you can get into, solve some other problem rather than create one here if you've got the energy to be angry

>>17065128
Kill yourself

>>17065167
Fuck you, why are you so anal over some anon's image?

>>17065128
>Are your lives so blissful that you get pissed off at an image being small?
Yes.

>>17064380
Oi. Leave me out of this.
>>17064961
But how do you know some random anon's recompress and/or resize will be any better if you aren't checking the original yourself? If it's too big to post here, it's already >4 MB. You aren't going to preserve that making a JPG.

Oh now it's getting ugly too. I want nothing to do with this.

Please stop false-flagging as me. I'm paying fairly for my auctions to stay up and I will continue paying for them until they are sold. Buy my bibi.

>>17065264
>>17060964

>>17065284
No.

>>17065223
Good for you then, live happily without shitting out this garbage in the thread

>>17065308
Then I won't buy it.

Maybe I should stick to nasfaq...

>>17065264
kill yourself

Who let SEAschizo out early?

it's normal to dislike subpar shit and it's retarded to not improve image posting in an image posting forum site
>>17065697
>SEAschizo
the boogeyman

Schizo wouldn't be a problem if you fucks didn't reply to bait so often. To his credit though this is pretty advanced bait.

>>17065805
It requires less than 1 second of effort to click the saucenao link. It's not like he saved a fucking 4chan thumbnail. Pixiv's previews look better than "maximum" quality Twitter images FFS.
>>17065856
I love that this spawned from an image so small, and so "detailed" that the PNG is only 10 KB larger than the JPG preview.

>>17065805
Just find the image yourself if you're bothered by it, few people have that kind of autism. Stop being a selfish nigger, even fewer people would go out of their way to shit up a peaceful thread for the sake of said autism
>>17065856
Replying to bait feels better than not replying to bait

>>17065979
I'll donate 100m to every active player in the top 100 if you kill yourself

>>17066099
Too bad, I'm waiting on some animu to come out before I rope.

>enters thread
MPP stands for master1200 pixiv preview
>exits thread

>>17065199
Because it inconveniences me and it takes only a fraction of a second for him to resolve that. It takes more than a few seconds for me to get the original sauce image and quite often it actually can take quite a bit longer, especially if the original sauce no longer exists. If we want a more technical answer for something that isn't that its bloody annoying for me then that's simple. When you post images you are spreading them and other people save and use them. When you actively use the low quality variants of images you are spreading it resulting in it one day being the dominant image. This has happened with quite a large portion of images that get used on 4chan with the dominant variant of an image being the low quality one. For quite a large majority of these sort of things the original material no longer exists on the internet meaning the lower quality variant is the only one that exists and people base things off of the lower quality variant resulting in derivatives of the work being lower quality as well. This has happened with one of my edits so I do partially take this personally.

Of course I'm just really bothered by the fact you are inconveniencing me when it takes a fraction of a second for someone to save the original which is a lot less than it takes for me to find the original. Especially when very often finding the original of an image is not as simple as just use iqdb.

>>17066526
I can't post the original you dumb fuck. What part is so hard to understand?

>>17066777
Rare case of it being too big, just resave it as a jpg. The original image this discussion was about sure as hell wasn't about the rare case of something that's too big.

>>17066526
This is so fucking tiresome holy shit, it's like you're punching a guy for putting cardboard in with regular trash. It's a common thing that most people do without thinking, don't bring this site-wide issue here and cry about it. Nobody fucking cares, shut up.

>>17066970
Suck my nuts

>>17067135
I would only suck the nuts of one man, and it certainly isn't you.

i have bread baked if it's not minded second time doing this shit, and i intended it as a soundpost before i go

>>17067416
Fine by me, go for it

>>17067416
add master1200 at the end of the OP to mock the schizo

>>17067416
Next thread is this, right?
>>17029063

>>17067513
oh fuck, nevermind use that my bad

>>17066526
Because iqdb sucks. Just click the saucenao button.
https://saucenao.com/search.php?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.4cdn.org%2Fvt%2F1643029042091.png
https://saucenao.com/search.php?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.4cdn.org%2Fvt%2F1643029229490.png
https://saucenao.com/search.php?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.4cdn.org%2Fvt%2F1643029670052.png
https://saucenao.com/search.php?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.4cdn.org%2Fvt%2F1643029823839.jpg
https://saucenao.com/search.php?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.4cdn.org%2Fvt%2F1643030871413.jpg
https://saucenao.com/search.php?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.4cdn.org%2Fvt%2F1643031002638.jpg
https://saucenao.com/search.php?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.4cdn.org%2Fvt%2F1643033946366.jpg
https://saucenao.com/search.php?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.4cdn.org%2Fvt%2F1643034306634.jpg
https://saucenao.com/search.php?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.4cdn.org%2Fvt%2F1643035880566.jpg - It even worked on cypher https://twitter.com/i/web/status/758616069028270080
https://www.google.com/searchbyimage?image_url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.4cdn.org%2Fvt%2F1643036173188.jpg&safe=off And Legoland
https://saucenao.com/search.php?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.4cdn.org%2Fvt%2F1643051101012.png
https://saucenao.com/search.php?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.4cdn.org%2Fvt%2F1643054400094.png
https://saucenao.com/search.php?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.4cdn.org%2Fvt%2F1643067363065.jpg
https://saucenao.com/search.php?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.4cdn.org%2Fvt%2F1643067660884.jpg
https://saucenao.com/search.php?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.4cdn.org%2Fvt%2F1643068918549.jpg
https://saucenao.com/search.php?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.4cdn.org%2Fvt%2F1643069055208.png
https://saucenao.com/search.php?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.4cdn.org%2Fvt%2F1643069114976.png
https://saucenao.com/search.php?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.4cdn.org%2Fvt%2F1643070851246.jpg
https://saucenao.com/search.php?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.4cdn.org%2Fvt%2F1643071019509.jpg
https://saucenao.com/search.php?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.4cdn.org%2Fvt%2F1643073144728.jpg
https://saucenao.com/search.php?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.4cdn.org%2Fvt%2F1643074903457.jpg
https://saucenao.com/search.php?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.4cdn.org%2Fvt%2F1643076427509.png
https://saucenao.com/search.php?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.4cdn.org%2Fvt%2F1643079076859.jpg
>>17057637
"Bad quality twitter image" - still took me to the fucking original on pixiv. https://saucenao.com/search.php?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.4cdn.org%2Fvt%2F1643070171220.jpg
>>17056115
This one is from "here"? >>6421
>>17029573
I only ever have trouble reverse image searching twitter shit.
>>17031897
>>17054487
I suspect these are also from Twitter.
>>17056391
>>17056691
Emote.
>>17030851
And Google says this is "Idolmaster Cinderella"

It worked on every single non-screencap/edit image in this thread, except for a handful, and took me less than ten minutes. I mean it wholeheartedly when I say: fuck off.

>>17067553
Thanks for the random free (you)s handegg

>>17066526
I won't go and fix all the images I already saved, but because it pissed you off enough for you to write a whole essay on it, I'll do better from now on.
Please do learn that this is the internet, and that your ability to be inconvenience by something so minor in the grand scheme of things is not a good sign. Take a step back, get a breath of fresh air, and come back with a cleared mind.

>>17067553
MY LEGS-
MY LEGS ARE GIVING WAY
I'M KNEEEEEEEEEEELING