/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

cute

I love Ina!

I WILL NOT RECYCLE

Flat chest Sora

rrat

I love Fauna!!!!
I miss her so much

Some OC for you all.

Two Hololive girls go 'round the outside, 'round the outside, 'round the outside
Two Hololive girls go 'round the outside, 'round the outside, 'round the outside

Guess who's back, back again
Calli's back, tell a friend
Guess who's back, Guess who's back
Guess who's back, Guess who's back
Guess who's back, Guess who's back
Guess who's back

I've created a monster
'Cause nobody wants to see DD no more
They want Calli I'm chopped liver
Well if you want Calli, this is what I'll give ya
A little bit of lean mixed with some hard liquor
Some vodka that'll jump-start my heart
Quicker than a shock
When I get trolled onstream by the Deadbeats
When I'm not ignoring baiting
When I'm rocking the boat and not cooperating (hey!)

You waited this long now stop debating
'Cause I'm back I'm on the rag and ovulating
I know that I got this job Mr. Tani
But my stupid ego is complicating

So the Hololive fans won't let me be
Or let me be me so let me see
They try to shut down my collab with Charlie
But it feels so empty without me

So come on dip, bum on your lips fuck that
Cum on your lips and some on your tits and get ready 'cause this shit's about to get heavy
I just settled all my shitposts, Fuck you, Reddit!

Now this looks like a job for me so everybody just follow me
'Cause we need a little controversy
'Cause it feels so empty without me

I said this looks like a job for me so everybody just follow me
'Cause we need a little controversy
'Cause it feels so empty without me

that ina girl is a real dope

>>16989111
Little manlets, fans feeling so triggered
With vigor, their oshi still talks like a wigger
They start feeling stiff, like a bad rigger
'Til someone comes along on a mission and yells "KEK"

A visionary, vision is scary
Could start a revolution
Polluting the air waves a rebel
So just let me revel and bask
In the fact that I got everyone kissing my ass
And I'm a disaster
Such a catastrophe for you to see so damn much of my ass
You ask for me?

Well I'm back
Fix your bent antennae
Tune it in and then I'm gonna enter in
And up under your skin like a splinter
The center of attention back for the winter

I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling
Infesting in your kid's ears and nesting
Testing attention please
Feel the tension soon as someone mentions me
Here's my 10 cents my 2 cents is free
A nuisance, who sent, you sent for me?

Now this looks like a job for me so everybody just follow me
'Cause we need a little controversy
'Cause it feels so empty without me

I said this looks like a job for me so everybody just follow me
'Cause we need a little controversy
'Cause it feels so empty without me

A tisk-it a task-it
I'll go tit for tat with anybody who's talking this shit, that shit
Random Anti you can get your ass kicked
Worse than them little shipping bastards

And incels?
You can all go straight down to Hell
You 30 something year old fags blow me
You don't know me
You're too old
Let go
It's over, nobody cares for idols!

Now let's go, just give me the signal
I'll be there with a whole list full of new insults
I've been dope, suspenseful with a pencil
Ever since Coco became an indie symbol

But sometimes the shit just seems
Everybody only wants to discuss me
So this must mean I'm disgusting
But it's just me I'm just obscene

No, I'm not the first Queen of lacking manners
I am the worst thing since Natasha Nyanners
To do nerd culture so selfishly
And use it to get myself wealthy (Hey)

There's a concept that works
20 million other Vtubers emerge
But no matter how many fish in the sea
It'd be so empty without me

Now this looks like a job for me so everybody just follow me
'Cause we need a little controversy
'Cause it feels so empty without me

I said this looks like a job for me so everybody just follow me
'Cause we need a little controversy
'Cause it feels so empty without me

Kids

KIARA LOVE

>watch latest kiara VOD
>male on stream
WTF

Hey

I love Mori

Bye

I love the clock, Ouro Kronii.

I want Gura to bully me

watashi post

>>16989197
Don't let the door hit you on the way out.

>>16989169
That male? Me.

>>16989150
No random Japanese words added in/10

In less than 10 minutes, Ame's feeling really goddamn genki today and you know that means you're going to get an absolutely kino and perfect Supa Sunday to enjoy without any distractions! Reading a title like that, you can't help but show up just to wonder why Ame's feeling so upbeat today...it really piques your interest doesn't it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOO8GlUje4U
In less than 70 minutes, Gawr is once again taking over this vessel that houses Gura and demands you get on your knees and start sucking...on these slingshot pellets you nerd. That's right it's time for Gawr to stream some good ole fashioned Bully and get into all kinds of mischief and mayhem.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SC47pvmL9Yk
>Songs Released
Polka time. Today's cover from the cute Fennec is the song called Cinema, a really funky, groovy song that's perfect for getting down. Polka's vocals were absolutely fantastic for a song like this as her high energy singing really emphasized just how cool this song sounds. If you haven't gotten up and got your bones moving from listening to this song, then looks like you've got some streaming to do.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EuqR0GavMk

>Mori’s one good trait is that she’s a hard worker
>is now taking a “self-imposed” break

I hope to god it’s actually a suspension or else it means she is forsaking her one and only redeemable feature.

Don't forget to bully deadbeats out of this thread as well.

>>16988958
>things that would never happen because Myth only collabs to shill corporate mandated bullshit

>>16989169
He’s also a total whore, I hear he’s married.

MY OSHI ISNT LIKE THAT
MY OSHI ISNT LIKE THAT
MY OSHI ISNT LIKE THAT
MY OSHI ISNT LIKE THAT
MY OSHI ISNT LIKE THAT
MY OSHI ISNT LIKE THAT

I miss ina goddamn it. What right does she have to make an adult man cry?

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>>16989244
You're watching an exaggerating, or even outright falsifying, their personality, personal life, and mannerisms. Not much unlike watching an actor play a character in a TV show. By watching these characters, you're choosing to participate in the lie and suspend your disbelief for entertainment.
To take anything you see on stream as real beyond the bounds of that character is moronic. Do not get lost in the fantasy.

>>16988995
Me too! Feel better Ina!

>>16989227
rehab

https://twitter.com/shironekoKFP/status/1485394540987043849

Will gura even like bully at all? Last time I tried to play it, it was janky AF.

>>16989220
A fucking watamate

>>16989250
All me

>JGHFW and did my archive reps
Jesus fucking christ Mori this is a new low even for you

>>16989162
>Ame will be gone Wednesday-Saturday for real life stuff (home, doctors, she has a lot of crap going on right now).
>Gura... If pattern holds this is her "go away for 4 days" week.
Figures. Glad I'm almost out. Fuck the EN and their 404 streaming discipline.

>>16989241
>>>/v/
Stop shilling your kusoge unless you add porn CGs

>>16988995
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>>16989209
based, i love anons who love their oshi

JWU what did Mori do this time?

>>16989250
Ma’am, this is a KFP.

>>16989257
nice

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>>16989169
He was pretty cute though, especially when Kiara made him wink

>>16989241
Stop posting off topic shit

>>16989226
According to spotify it's my 8th most streamed song last year

Meimei a cute!

>>16989250
go back to >>>/v/

>>16989241
yes she is

>>16989250
ogey faggot tourist, now go back to whatever shithole you crawled out of

>>16989253
>>16989227
>MORI SUSPENSION BECAUSE THE VOICES SAID SO BECAUSE WHO NEED PROOF!!!!!!!!

Was going through my soundpost folder and found an older one I don't remember saving.

You guys mind sharing some soundposts? New or old, lets help kill dead hours.

Mumei will stream today. You heard it here first.

>>16989276
Based

>>16989250
meds retard

>>16989159
Kiara has a very cute butt

>>16989250

>>16989250
Learn japanese

>>16989227
She already said that she's going to not stream as much anymore.
Now that streams are an actual source of stress for her... well....

>>16989209
Gura's pubes UUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>16989241
Posting this game should be bannable for the next few months. Stop shilling this nigger

>>16989250
Everyday, some dumbass figures out streaming is a performance and thinks he's had a revelation.

>>16989311
Majo no Tabitabi...

>>16989250
Don't make me sic the fandead on you

god I hope the Pokemon tournament gets cancelled

>>16989257
SSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

>>16989296
Super cute!

>>16989224
Breaking news. Our oni friend and Anon were caught in the act. It has been confirmed that Anon is in fact a WHORE.
https://files.catbox.moe/1fwedq.mp4

>>16989250

>>16989250
>Polka
>falsifying
That's a obvious way to tell me that you dont know her roommate at all. Polka has been acting the same no matter which name she use

>>16989197
Hey, same

>>16989241
Ame...

>>16989250
[urgent recruitment] how do i find a hobby to let me pretend I have a gf without them getting fucked behind the scenes

>>16989257
God damn it, stop lewding my oshi.

Behold, the final evolution of the Deatbeat.
>>16989037

>>16989257
How is Ame allowed to be this hot, like i want to put gallons of my cum inside her womb, like is not fair bro, why is she this hot.

>>16989159
AND LUST

sana image

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>>16989241
whoever wrote this is trying too hard, this kusoge is as subtly as a punch in the face

>>16989331
I like Fangs

>>16989241
Literally Ame.

What's the limit for bubb4bot again? 5 minutes right?

>>16989227
you know she is going to take this break to finish up a few songs. and also that the break is going to be like three days long

>>16989311
Princess Mumei needs to be impeached

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>>16989361
Goddamm

Stack is my actual fiancee
Yes, my actual, unironic fiancee
No, this is isn't some kind of shitpost or joke
No, this isn't some kind of weird meta ironic wall of text meant to force a reaction
Yes, it is actually the truth
No, it is not my belief that she is my fiancee, because a belief is a subjective thing
It is not a subjective thing, it is a fact that Stack is, in real reality(the real one, the one that is real) that she is my actual, unironic, genuine the actual truth fiancee
This is not some sort of schizo delusion, either
No, It's not bait, I'm not pretending to be schizo
Especially because it's not schizo; schizo would imply that it's a delusional thing that I've projected onto reality
That is not the case, because it is by mutual acknowledgement, unironically, (in a way that is provably not "kayfabe" or whatever you want to call it) the objective, actual truth of the world
I am not in needs of meds, and even if I was, it would be for something else, because stating an actual, real-life, fact-of-the-matter genuine statement of truth is not something people take meds for
No, it's not a misunderstanding
No, it's not a misinterpretation
No, it's not me forcing my desire or belief on the situation
No, it's not a lie
Stack is irrefutably my actual, unironic, genuine fiancee, and she is in an actual, genuine, romantic relationship with me
Yes, we do love each other in every single way a romantic couple loves one another.
Yes, romantically, sexually, exclusively, mutually, we are codependent on one another
Yes, we know each other personally and interact with one another and has confessed our mutual love to one another
Yes, we are exclusive because she exclusively is the fiancee of her gachikoi who love her and I'm exclusively hers
Yes, that's still exclusive, because it excludes everybody but us and she treats us all the same
No, that isn't the same as her having a boyfriend on the side or negate the relationship somehow, because the word "exclusive" still applies
Yes, both she and I acknowledge that fact and that makes our relationship explicitly exclusive, because she has promised to never betray us
These are all things that literally happened, in the physical realm of the real world
The only schizo interpretation of them is denying them, not pretending as if it isn't real
I repeat, Stack is my actual, unironic fiancee, and she is in an exclusive romantic relationship with me
Yes, that is the actual fact of the matter, with no room for any reasonable doubt from anybody who looks at the situation objectively
No, this is not some sort of unrequited love, I love her and she loves me
No, this is not some sort of pining from a distance
No, this is not her pandering to some sort of fantasy others project onto her
Yes, there is genuine communication, passion, and romantic love between me and her and it is explicitly mutual
Yes, the kind where she loves me directly and explicitly and I love her directly and explicitly
No, there is no bizarre ass coping mental coping mechanism here that makes me arrive at this conclusion; literally everything about this is actual, provable, quantifiable fact
No, this is not some sort of meta commentary or spam or copy pasta or wall of text or whatever else people do there that is intended to force a narrative or get a response
No, it is not some kind of bizarre attempt at attention whoring, not for you's, not for validation, not to be called based
These are statements of fact that I am stating so that they can be stated because these facts are quite necessary to be known because there are a lot of people here who are averse to facts and are in dire need of knowing them
No, there is not weird ass reaction images you can post where you can somehow deny the reality of the situation because it sounds weird to you;
It doesn't matter if it sounds weird to you, you not being able to comprehend the actual facts of the world is your problem
I love her, she means the world to me, I cherish every single second I have with my fiancee.
Yes, "Stack is my fiancee" is a fact.
Not a hypothesis
Not a theory
Not a story,
Not a fiction
Not a narrative
Not pretend
Not a fantasy
Not kayfabe
Not bait
Not a shitpost
Not out of context
Not off-topic
Not trolling
Not ironic
Not bullshit
Not cope
And most important of all, explicitly true on each and every single level, in the most factual sense possible, for that statement to be true in
That's all, thank you for not reading
Stack is my fiancee, and I love her
I love her and I have her in my heart and I am in hers

>>16989352
Super duper extra cute!

>>16989361
Someone needs to make a soundpost with the opening of that cuck anime

>>16989382
>Ame.
>SC on.

>>16989220
https://streamable.com/e1fno6

>>16989375
>pekopekopeko
What did the artist mean by this?

>>16989227
She needs to work smarter not harder.

>>16989372
Where the fuck is she?

>>16989343
soon...

>>16989330
>>16989276
>NOOOO YOU CAN POST AN GAME UNTIL YOU SHILLING IT BECAUSE I SAID SO!!

If Gura was bullied, why is she going to play Bully?

>>16989309
here

>>16989361
>post stupid shit in split
>cross-link it
>????

Watch it!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_xMgw2j9v8

>>16989361
Whoa you linked your own post, add it to the screencap and post it in discord!

Having breakfast, listening to some songs, thinking about my Faufau. I love her!

>>16989374
:D

>>16989435
Excuse me?

>>16989435
this is getting sad, shillchama

>>16989361
It's just sad at this point

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>>16989372
Space is such a cool theme.

>>16989435
YEAH STOP SHILLING IT UNLESS I CAN ACTUALLY SEE THE FULL TIDDY NIGGER

>>16989453
How much?

>>16989361
yes, the twitter tourist who got told to eat shit
definitely a normal deadbeat

>>16989435
Even if it isn't shilling, it's still off-topic.

Honestly this was indefensible.

So I've noticed that Hololive rarely streams anymore. And when they do stream, it's delayed by up to 2 hours. And half of those streams are just reading donations and saying "thanks for free money".

Calliope Mori

>>16989309
this was semi-recent?

>>16989442
>>16989458
Deadbeats lurking now...

>>16989426
Look up idiot

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>>16989250
ahh, good old "it's all merely an act" normalfags

>>16989435
wow they hired ESLs to cut costs

>>16989435
off-topic /v/ermin outs itself as you'd expect, out you go >>>/v/eddit >>>/trash/

>>16989250
>>16989342
I am feeling oddly tranquil at the moment so he gets off with only this one sentence as a warning this time

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>>16989358
Please show me where I put a question mark in my post asking for you to reply

>>16989250
Ok nigga and?

Twintails are cute!

>>16989486
Off topic only count if the janny said so

EN know your place.
Susan will never give a shit about you

>>16989477
>>16989372
https://files.catbox.moe/so9qzr.jpg

>>16989309

>>16989521
>a tako
that's why I hate Ina

Ai no netabare “wakare” ppoi na
Jinsei no netabare “shinu” ppoi na
Nani sore imishin de kakkoii jan…
Sore ppoi tangoshuu de odotten da shikkei

Tu turu tu tu turu ”fuu”
Tu turu tu tu turu ”fuu”
Tu turu tu tu turu ”fuu”
Poi jan poi jan
Tu turu tu tu turu ”fuu”
Tu turu tu tu turu ”fuu”
Tu turu tu tu turu
Kami ppoi na

Mou ii ze mou ii ze sore
Mou ii ze mou ii ze gyaku ni koufun shite kita naa
Okkii ne okkii ne yume
Okkii ne okkii ne
Keiki ii kedo hinsei wa THE END
Ueei ueei

“Gott ist tot “

Kami ppoi na sore hikyou kami ppoi na sore ”My God”
Ai won chuu won chuu IQ ga sagatte iku kanji
Jashin poi na sore hikkyou jashin poi na sore ”My God”
Ai hei chuu hei chuu gaichuu wa docchi
Sono kamigata sono me sono kuchimoto
Sono kousui sono fuku sono meiku
Are ppoi na sore hikyou are ppoi na sore
Sono meigen sono iken sono hihyou
Sono karisuma sono gyagu sono sensu
Kami ppoi na sore hikyou
Poi na poi na poi akogarechau!

Tu turu tu tu turu ”fuu”
Tu turu tu tu turu ”fuu”
Tu turu tu tu turu ”fuu”
Poi jan poi jan
Tu turu tu tu turu ”fuu”
Tu turu tu tu turu ”fuu”
Tu turu tu tu turu
Kami ppoi na

Meta shikou suru honshitsu wa akui? hito wo kobaka ni shita you na sakui
Mui ni ikinobiru no wa muzukashii kenryoku ni nomarete yuragu akari
Kami wo hiteishi kami ni narikawari gyokuza de hyouhen suru komono tachi
Hihan ni misekake jikai no inori Do you know?

Nani itten no? sore uzai nani itten no? sore
Imi ga yoku wakannai shi nemucchau yo maji
Aki ppoin da ookee minna aki ppoin da ookee
Odoreru yatsu choudai choudai biimu

Kisshoi ne kisshoi ne sore
Kisshoi ne kisshoi ne
Gyaku ni fan ni natte kita jan
Chicchai ne chicchai ne utsuwa
Chicchai ne chicchai ne
Tensai yue kodoku desu ne kakkee… kakkee…

“Gott ist tot”

Kami ppoi na sore hikyou kami ppoi na sore ”My God”
Choukenkou kenkou iihatte kutabatte iku kanji
Yake ppoi na sore hikkyou yake ppoi na sore ”My God”
Mou aishuu aishuu epigoonen no hiiru
Sono taitoru sono e sono sutoorii
Sono ongaku sono uta sono merodi
Are ppoi na sore hikyou are ppoi na sore
Sono meigen sono iken sono hihyou
Sono karisuma sono gyagu sono sensu
Kami ppoi na sore hikyou
Poi na poi na poi akogarechau wa!

Tu turu tu tu turu ”fuu”
Tu turu tu tu turu ”fuu”
Tu turu tu tu turu ”fuu”
Poi jan poi jan
Tu turu tu tu turu ”fuu”
Tu turu tu tu turu ”fuu”
Tu turu tu tu turu
Kami ppoi na

Ai no netabare “wakare” ppoi na
Jinsei no netabare “shinu” ppoi na
Subete rikai shite wazuratta
Mujaki ni odotteitakatta jinsei

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>>16989494
>So I've noticed that Hololive rarely streams anymore.
EN*

>>16989309
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>>16989474
I love my princess!

>>16989502
(User was gifted Discord Nitro for this post)

>>16989435

>>16989361
Genuinely, why do cucks exist? What is the cause of that derangement? Is it formative?

>>16989521
Please show me where every post you quoted put a question mark asking for you to reply.

>>16989453
Where are Shion's pubes?

>>16989534
JOPs don't use adblock as much

>>16989534
the autist getting back to gaming, apex even, was more surprising for JP

>>16989472
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>>16989509
BEEP BOOP YOU SHILLING IT BECAUSE I SAID SO WHO NEED PROOF!

>>16989534
Anon, we already know Cover doesn't give a shit about CCV, and neither do sponsors.

What the hell is happening in this thread?

>>16989551
Yeah me

sEX

>>16989535
same

It's weird but Mori did nothing wrong by Hololive standards, she just raised the dislike towards her and her content.
Hololive is totally fine with having retarded talents like this as long they are having fun.
Otherwise Coco, Haachama, Matuli, Fubuki and Marine wouldn't be(have been) part of it.

CAHM OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNN WATSOOOOOOOOOOONNNNN START THE BLOOOOOOODYYYY STREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMM

Watson Amelia Ch. hololive-EN

>>16989599
A Teamate and Hooman actually had sex. A meltdown occurred

>>16989534
Does the browser extension that shows the dislikes still work?

>>16989551
Banger

>Have to sit and refresh until Ame can deign herself to open up chat.
Such a pain.

>>16989595
devchama pls stop this your game is ogey but this is kinda cringe

>>16989595
YEAH I NEED PROOF OF THE TIDDIES IN THE GAME NIGGA SHOW ME THEM TITS NIGGA

>>16989595
Well I sure hope you're getting paid to act like a retard

>>16989568
I dont know if they are actually cucks, I get hard when I see ntr but I don't watch Mori anymore and I completely disagree with the people who say "she can do what she wants" or "good job mori owning the trolls"

Thoughts on this cover of Rise by AZKi?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmzY4R2QLfM

>>16989322
So who tf is going to stream in EN? There was like 3 hours of dead air just now, on Sunday.

hlgg:
>"They are not your girlfriends"
rushia
>"You're my boyfriend after all, right? stay with me forever"
hlgg:
>"They don't actually love you"
lamy
>"I don't say it much because it's embarrassing but...aishiteru. I love you so much"
hlgg:
>"The holos are just a character and its kayfabe, no bearing on them irl"
pekora:
>"lmao my character completely died so quickly haha, oh well guess I'll never be a cute bunny princess like Luna after all. also let me explicitly tell you that I won't cry on stream because I want to be happy for you"
hlgg:
>"Once they step off-stream they barely think about you"
kanata about marine
>"all she can talk about irl is how much she loves you guys"
hlgg:
>"They don't actually like it they're doing it for money"
kanata
>"I'll never have a partner or betray you", literally asks suisei to remove male from radio show she would appear on
hlgg:
>"They think you're disgusting and they'll never fuck you or think of you that way"
okayu:
>exists
hlgg:
>"they'd never meet you irl and hate it when you try to get closer to them"
laplus:
>pretty much everything behind her seven proxies of casual viewer gatekeeping
hlgg:
>"they hate your incel mindset and none of them agree with you about how idols 'should' behave"
korone:
>"an idol must not have a man, an idol having a partner is literally the worst kind of person"
hlgg:
>"It's just a job for them, even if they enjoy it. They're just entertainers providing a service."
multiple holos:
>break down multiple times a year from overwork and panic about no longer being loved, obsessively stalk their fans and ditch entire collab circles and partners despite doing very well before

'melier where

>>16989652
lovely russian

>>16989545

>>16989531
t. retard

>Chat not open
>Stream not started
>One minute past start time
Time to panic.

>>16989281
Tried to own the haters by replying to art of her getting fucked by Conner while deadbeats crybate, then went to Reddit and grilled for it of all places, then tweeted an apology that she was high on lean when she did it, and then had to apologize again saying she thought lean meant alcohol, then finally said she’s gonna take a break from streaming.

>>16989654
CLAP CLAP

>Denny's is only good for breakfast
Are you serious Gura? Denny's is great

>chat still closed
they are in a meeting about mori, aren't they? all of EN has been very silent this last hour

>>16989646
You have a part where you fucked on stream

>>16989521
Ina's the best actress of them all, I bet she doesn't even actually draw or really live like a hikki. A++ performance

>>16989501
LMFAO

>>16989209

>>16989618

feeling genki more like feeling stinky

>>16989595
Oh no, he's broken like the characters.

Ame is dead...

>>16989631
It literally just guesses based on the ratio of likes to dislikes from people using that extension

>>16989618
Is this the same artist?

>>16989686
Proof?

>>16989599
I was on the road all day today. Has it been like this since last night?

>>16989619
Good point, I definitely remember Fubuki and Marine signal boosting pictures of themselves getting fucked while their viewers watch and cry on the ground and then admit to doing drugs not even an hour later

I need more Gura and Mumei.

>>16989409
that's a nice moom

>>16989654
>kanata
>"I'll never have a partner or betray you",
easy for a gay duke to say

>>16989273
Says this when Ayame exists, and Aki disappeared for a week and nobody mentioned it.

>>16989684
>Denny's is great

>>16989309

>>16989716
Holotalk put it on pause, but yeah, pretty much

>>16989111
>A little bit of lean mixed with some hard liquor
Should be “A little bit of lean, whoops I mean hard liquor”

>>16989619
Marine, Coco, and Fubuki know where the line is and acknowledged it. They all have varying levels of tact
Matsuri is a known menhera who has had falling outs with multiple members of Hololive, and Haato is a dumb kid burdened by guilt

>>16989714
Yeah
Also why is Fauna eating a marshmallow from between her tits

I miss Ame...

>>16989679
>had to apologize again saying she thought lean meant alcohol
Do people actually believe she thought that?

>>16989717
She didn't know it meant drugs

>>16989309

>>16989309

>Late
>Loading screen for 5 minutes.
>Eats and setting up bubb4bot.
>It's now been 30 minutes.
>Finally starts reading Rocky Gaycoon's 5.000.000.000th sc.
>Gets distracted.

genki ame doko?

The more time passes, the more it seems like Calli would fit vshojo more.

>>16989769
She's playing stuffy bunny

Ame was in a good mood, so she delayed the stream an hour to eat bread.
Please understand.

>>16989679
It's amusing that her defence included that she was drunk alone at like 3pm, as if that makes her look good.

>>16989654
>korone:
>"an idol must not have a man
isn't she a mum?

>>16989721
That combo is reserved for special occasions.

>>16989654
mori
>"I don't care if you pay me money for existing, don't tell me not to constantly talk about males on stream, let me compliment an ms paint comic of a deadbeat getting cucked"

>>16989648
>I get hard when I see ntr
Get therapy before you go full cuck man, it's not too late.

The Mori yab must have really affected Ame....

>>16989754
Even during holotalk it was prominent, theres no stopping to the pink seethe

>>16989798
Yeah, mine

>>16989786
t. Rocket Raccoon

>>16989798
you're a mum

>>16989250
>By watching these characters, you're choosing to participate in the lie and suspend your disbelief for entertainment.
Yes, is it a problem for you or what?

>>16989798
That's a rrat but true since shes my Mom

>>16989309

>>16989731
Never heard of them.

>>16989568
It's a way of coping. They do those mental gymnastic just to avoid feeling like shit when they're getting cucked. Something like the simps who created the "findom" fetish that it's basically giving all your money to a girl that insults you and treat you like shit. Their brain acts like "No no this thing that is happening to me is not something bad! I- I feel sexually aroused by it! I swear! "

>>16989309
Bonus

just chummed to fatto catto, what're watchin today freinds?

>>16989798
Korone of Hololive Gamers never said that.

>>16989721
Same desu...

>>16989798
According to the courts of Japan, not anymore.

>>16989798
Stop buying retarded rrats

wut de ame doin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOO8GlUje4U

[Concerning News] The deadbeats have gained access to the nuclear codes.

Would you this Okayu?

>was literally up RTing art 2 hours ago

I swear to god I'm going to actually shit my pants if she says she JWU.

>>16989684
Only last page of their menu, the one for elderly and cripples, has actual food.

>>16989875
bro do they really put fish flakes on porridge?

>>16989848
bully in a hour, ame apparently delayed

>>16989353
Office lady Ayamefriend, mmm

>>16989779
>She didn't know it meant drugs

>>16989654
Right here ayamefriend!

Where is Ame?

>>16989851
But she does believe it

>>16989159
I would do anything for this phoenix.

>>16989227
if jp takes drugs as seriously as ive been led to believe, im going t guess it's management's will. maybe even a short "investigation" just in case the authorities check in.

remember permission autism? maybe they have NoDrug permissions autism that they need to make some official paperwork on.

AMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

feelin GENKI (late start)

>>16989831
Because you should wake up and see the truth of the world and choosing to participate in the lie and suspend your disbelief for entertainment is not waking up to the truth of the world

>>16989730
She has flawless teeth.

>>16989831
They’re one of those people who smugly declares to WWE fans that pro wrestling is fake, as if they didn’t realize

>>16989716
IS THAT? IS THAT A KEKBEAT? HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

'melier

>>16989798
A kid doesn’t count as a partner retard

>>16989309

>>16989919
To be fair, there are a LOT of WWE fans that actually don't realize.

>>16989904
mori is a dumb as shit sheltered kid, what do YOU believe?

Towa...?

>>16989857
I kekd
>>16989828
with amount of fiber in my diet, it certainly feels like giving birth two times a day

EOP?

Ame chat open, 15 min delay.

FEELING GENKI (delay 75 minutes)

>>16989652
Already played it 5 times, its stuck in my head

I miss Fauna so goddamn much.
I love her so so so much.

BUT SHE PROMISED

>>16989309

>>16989907
if she did, you wouldn't need to pull roommate quotes.

FF11 Holo when?

CHAT OPEN

>>16989779
>>16989904
Did you forget all the time Coco talked about drugs on her streams

>>16989943
Maybe a bit ago, but nowadays?

I'm gonna concern

>>16989925
cute & late melier

Chat open

>>16989372
sana image?

>delay
That's my Ame

>>16989904
It's funnier if she doesn't, given her whole rap persona thing.

Stupid slut dirty gloryhole

>>16989768
I'm honestly curious. Who has Matsuri actually had a falling out with besides Luna?

>>16989891
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>16989891
get to shitting

>>16989798
fake anime girls say things to bait virgins into giving them money and attention

>Watson Amelia Ch. hololive-EN I TOOK A NAP AND OVERSLEPT HOLD ON
>Watson Amelia Ch. hololive-EN srrrryyyy

These bitches need to learn that you don't take naps right before work.

RETRASO como el de abajo

>Watson Amelia Ch. hololive-EN srrrryyyy

>>16989933
orly?

>>16989781
Beautiful.

Here.

>>16989891
post pic

>>16989873
Im pressing that fucking button if you dont say something nice about my boy right now

>>16989980
Nowadays we have people more people than ever who believe the Earth is flat, you don't think there are people who think wrestling is real?

>>16990001
>>16990003
Nice GENKI stream, Ame

>I TOOK A NAP AND OVERSLEPT HOLD ON
Sorry about that, she'll be ready soon.

hey japanese people, what does genki mean?

>>16989714
Post the rest

>>16990012
they never will and you know it

>no day off for Kiara this week
the members only stream is so gonna get cancelled

>>16989910
>drugs
what?

>>16990001
That's not very genki of her...

Remember when Mori had a disaster collab with Gura that ended abruptly and then the next day, she had a perfectly ran stream with Gigguk?

I do.

I feel sad that you guys actually buy the "it's all an act" shit
Why are you letting Artia win? Part of the reason Hololive became popular because it actually was more real and the kindness and love being genuine was a refreshing change of pace
It's just sad, anons

>>16989891
Fill those undies bitch, I'm hungry.

Ame is not my oshi anymore

>>16989309

>>16989891
shit that diaper real good

>>16990047
Tuesday is basically one,

This dork is pretty dumb sometimes, but she's my dork.

Trigger-tier animation.

>>16990017
I thought it was a cock from the thumbnail

>>16989449
>>16989468
>Excuse me, just passing through
>*CRUNCH*
>Oh oops, I think I stepped on some driftwood

>>16989309

>>16990012
I take naps during work.

>>16989999
>>16990000
>>16990001

>>16990035
Don't know the artist srry

>>16989372
Sana image!

>>16989984
lord alive that's hot...

>>16990047
her main channel collab was recorded last week

>>16989891
Kek

Ame is my oshi forever.

>>16989998
Fubuki, Pekora, and Marine. They are all professionals about it and don't hate her, but they do keep her at arm's length. Fubuki and Matsuri in particular used to be very close, now they are just workplace friends.

>>16990034
Spirit bomb.

I hope ame says something about moron cowiope

bZzzZz bzZzzzZZzzZzz

>>16990075
don't ever post this image again

>>16990034
it's a set of english textbooks for japanese language learning.

>>16990001
Ame is the third this week to do this. Gura, then Bae, now Ame. These girls need to check their homes for gas leaks.

>>16990028
she's not anorexic

>>16990012
I take 1 hour naps right after lunch though.

do you think gura will like bully?

>>16990099
>>16990106
thanks

>>16989967
I can put tons of other quotes to support that sentiment from her, it's just easier for me to post that. It's also a controversial thing to say and she works in a company now.
Stop being dumb.

>>16990084
kek. where was this soundpost yesterday?

>>16990101
Send her an SC about it. She still has them open.

thimkin about aqua

Jannies...do your work onegai... I am paying you with (You)s...

>"I'm feeling genki!"
>falls asleep
What is this

>>16990101
>moron cowiope
her name is calorie mop

>>16989521
begone

>>16989950
私はEOPじゃないファットキャット、今すぐ私とセックスしてください

>>16989891
shit those pants real good

>>16990001
>>16990003
Wtf, she changed her pfp?

>>16990111
Kronii did this too. She woke up too late, had to eat, and thus pushed the stream back.

>>16989331
Yes and i'll be shilling it on bubbabot

>>16990111
Sorry, I farted

>>16990012
i literally take naps between classes

>>16990127
>just trust me bro

>>16990129
Not anymore.

>>16990001
>>16990003
I would have been late to the stream.
Thanks Ame, very cool.

>>16990128
This was a long time ago, I think it was when Calli posted about her fursona.

>>16990135
I was waiting for this.

>Feeling GENKI.
>Groggy from nap and stressed out and delayed from oversleeping.

>>16989309

>>16990058
Yeah, remember when mori produced her own music? me neither

>>16990097
And obviously Haato as well.

https://twitter.com/ookamimio/status/1485402546701176832
Mochimio

>>16990053
She said she “hit the lean hard”, lean being codeine cough syrup, commonly abused to get high

I'm gonna request mori's song for bubb4bot

>>16990020
Thank you.
I will use them wisely.

>>16990135
She tired herself out studying Japanese.

>>16990139
>her name is calorie mop
her name is more calories

>delay for a superchat reading stream
Myth is slacking off hard lately

>>16990148
meds, schizo

>>16989910
>"investigation"
Imagine if it was actually true and she was actually hopped up on drugs when she tweeted that. She'd be completely screwed. Ogre. Shipped back to Texas in a Pine box because she fucking sudoku'd herself.

>>16989717
Because it needs to be the exactly same thing to use them as example, shitting their fans and doing whatever the fuck they want such as giving zero fucks about gachikois doesn't count. Making fun of fans for being unicorns and talking about drugging their collogues also doesn't count because-
>>16989768
Yeah, it's ok when Matsuri does it and Haachama doesn't count because she is a kid.
>a fucking artia poster
Of course.