/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Someone make a webm of snuffy model eating chips

Snuffy cute and based

Finally had an opportunity to use 2 the versions of this OP image that are identical just flipped.

>this is the future

Cute fox cute

Cute post from a Japanese person in Vei's art tag. https://twitter.com/suwakero1/status/1484620043132743680

Don't forget to take your meds, anons!

Reminder that a dog has a better chance to fuck Snuffy than you do.

Joken does it again. And by it I mean HUGE ASS

>>16983424
hell yeah dude

Drunk snuffy geoguesser sounds good

>>16983424
promise?

Almost posted this because I didn't realize Mel was topless in it. https://twitter.com/ElementCo27/status/1485316209881104387
This one is super fucking cute but it's also topless. https://twitter.com/ElementCo27/status/1485316901895118859

>>16983387
Based. Connor and Nyan were made for each other.

>>16983485
weirdly enough, the last time she played drunk Geoguessr she was not bad at it, in the AI Dungeon stream with Vei

>>16983424
I'd be too afraid of her having a heart attack because her beer and grease-clogged arteries couldn't keep up.

>>16983387
Why not both?

>Snuffy wants Buffpup to teach at the gym
I love this idea.

>>16983393
was watching menhera fox vod where she said she gets jealous if she sees her regulars in other girl's chats, especially if they say the same things they say to her to them. bit of actual yandere vibes.

Apparently Snuffy is a domestic abuser.

>five finger death punch
Ew

>>16983594
This is why the relationship didn't work.

>>16983591
honestly found that pretty hot, based sexfox enabling GFE bros

>>16983618
I prefer the dad rock to this shit, and that's coming from a metalfag

Nyanners can teach her boxing and MMA, she's violent

>>16983424
dont forget asian men
but that applies to every other weeb girl too

>>16983594
>florida

>>16983424
Does my dog have a chance?

Anyway schedule time. Currently live:

Mel - Just hanging out as she always does. Nothing major. https://www.twitch.tv/projektmelody
Snuffy - Playing Toreba. Trying to win a depressed tanuki that's really cute too. https://www.twitch.tv/snuffy

For other +'s there Saru doing Jump King, LeeandLie in Pokemon, and just because she was brought up very recently via Zen collab if you wanted to check out more generalGEEGA she's live in Minecraft right now. As for later today:

Hime - Legitimately looking forward to this. I love Hime and wish she streamed all the time but she's doing something called "Christian Hentai" today.
Mouse? - Kinda hope she doesn't stream so I don't feel bad watching Hime over her. Said she'll try to stream today to make up for missing yesterday, but given health I could see it not happening. Call it a coin flip whether or not she actually goes live.

Slow Sunday. Check the previous OP for some VOD recommends. And look forward to next week because it's gonna be cool as fuck assuming Mouse is strong enough to survive it all.

>>16983726
large majority of metalfags hate FFDP though, they're shitty groove metal
t. metalfag

>>16983424
whatever makes her happy

>>16983424
i'd pay to watch snuffy get on with a dog desu

How old is snuffer? She listens to music like a middle aged man

>>16983784
yeah, hearing mouse feel sorry bout not being able to stream kinda makes me feel bad, but definitely looking forward to hime's stream.

>>16983784
Saru is not + she is a backatabbing whore who leeched the vsj girls

>>16983742
nigga her ass would say if he chang the ycant get scruffy ffaces cant even grow a mustache that womb ours witegirl always afraid to say she love bbc hahahaha

>>16983845
25

>>16983847
If nothing else I'd like to think Mouse wants to see Hime's stream too so if she doesn't go live I'd expect to see her there as well.

>>16983591
I was banned from Anny's discord because somebody recognized me (presumably from /here/) and grassed on me liking to psychopathically jerk it to Anny's roommate pics.
I wonder how Anny would feel if she found out I also psychopathically jerk it to Nyanner's pics

I love snuffy

>>16983903
meds

>>16983889
Glad that Snuffy is once again having an angry drunk Toreba stream. Genuine quality content.

>>16983865
in English please

>>16983903
>recognized
>on anonymous image board

>>16983415
I WILL NEVER TAKE MY MEDS

>>16983903
How exactly does one recognize you from here?

>>16983845
Said earlier this week she’s turning 25 soon. And her parents heavily influenced her music choices.

I am a loser turned normie who bangs tinder sluts weekly and I still get giggly and butterflies in my stomach after hearing soda and vei together, so cute hehe.

Anyone else completely done with Vei?

Nyan played Needy Streamer for 2 hours offstream. Thinks it's impossible. I wonder if she'll still play it.

>>16983424
hot

>>16983974
you click and ip grabber and you get registered in the vtuber supercomputer where they analyze your pattern and then they the vtubers have secret super meetings discussing you and how pathetic you are

Snuffy is taking a shit

>>16983424
So I have less than a 100% chance?

>>16983424
But what if you are a dawg?

>>16984063
>Thinks it's impossible.
Anny got three endings, didn't she? Can't be that hard.

>>16984078
gonna masturbate to this thought thanks

>>16983974
Probably because I always describe my masturbation to Anny as "psychopathic". I should invest in a thesaurus.

>>16984105
White + ratio. Snuffy will never associate with him.

>>16984105
I'm half in the bag and that shit made me cackle like a madman

>>16984143
YNTGB

>>16984063
it doesn't have any good or true endings though

>>16983889
Similarly, Nyan said if she streamed today it'd probably be early or late. It's too late to be early and Nyan loves Hime too. She'll probably be watching the stream and not go live herself.

>>16984143
Snuffy would burn her pokemon card collection in exchange for welsh cum

>>16984063
>pink cat can't deal with a needy gf
She's not gonna make it...

i want to play the cup game with snuffy and become a millionaire

Another LSF banger for our boy
https://clips.twitch.tv/SteamyOptimisticTeaKeepo-hCd3VJVa7F-YhMGN

I want to feed my semen to snuffy, personally.

>>16984323
Trying hard to catch up to Vei in lsf posts.

>>16984368
same desu

I just looked at my reccs and there is some poor vtuber taking a drink every time Kratos says boy. This seems medically impossible.

>the latest Ironmouse video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsH0nEu9RYc
why is pink rat so obsessed with turning 3d boys into 2d girls???
is this like her fetish?

>>16984433
You're going to witness a death.

>>16984368
I want her to grow a cock and feed me liters of semen daily

Everyone ready to receive CPR from Numi tonight and make /wvt/sperg upset?

>>16984453
Yes.

>>16984453
Maybe. Transformation is a fetish

>>16984433
i saw a vtuber taking a shot every time they fell in jump king.

>>16984433
depends on what drink

>>16984476
Why does /wvt/ get thrown into /trash/? most threads in trash are /wvt/

>>16984323
thats fucking cute

>>16984453
Mouse wants to turn people into vtubers. Ludwig wants content. Carboy maid is Ludwig's thing and translates well to an avatar. It's a win-win-win.

Haruka hanging out in Mel chat

>>16984582
Does Haruka watch Mel on CB?

>>16983594
Raccoons are all criminals and I'm tired of pretending they aren't.

upgraded vei when?

>>16984323
>CDawgSIMP
Good one

>>16984622
thats adorable
like shes watching her big sister in the bedroom wondering who's winning the wrestling match

Taka just went live, could get a dose of moose there.

>>16984503
https://www.deviantart.com/search?q=%23transformation%20%23ironmouse
turns out there is one
>Published: Jul 8, 2021
didn't they start collabing at about that time?
I bet mousey is somehow responsible for this

>>16984684
4 months before face reveal on main channel.

What was up with the tweet Mel deleted?

>>16984749
fucking kek

>>16984323
that's literally married couple behavior
wish i had entire community ship me with my chuuba
connor you lucky son of bitch

>>16984787
She was asking why Neo Yokio wasn't on Netflix and someone pointed out she was looking at the seasons wrong.

snufy cute

Drunk Snuffy...

If Snuffy starts drunk self deprecating crying I'm jacking off

Nyanners' oshi is streaming

Does anyone know how much snuffy has spent on this so far?

>>16984950
She's gonna cry about being fat in a hour or two and talk some body positivity shit and eat more chips

>>16984240
Yeah it looks like she got bad endings. So she's assuming theres a way to win. Sucks she played it off stream though because she got the cucked ending. Would have liked to have seen that on stream

Drunk rambling Snuffy, let's go

>>16984950
almost there

>>16985006
she gets no sympathy now
that's what you get for being race traitor

>>16985006
Literally whining while stuff her face right now.

Incestbros, how do we steer Vei back to her brother?

If snuffy would just get pregnant she wouldn't have to feel so bad about being fat

>>16985214
By realizing that Soda was her brother all along.

>>16985169
I know chubby women bros

I want Snuffy to fill my hole

>>16984950
We're there, baby.

snuffs are is wasted

How much has she drank anyway? Is she a lightweight?

>>16985314
many

Snuffy the (w)hole filler

>>16985325
3 margaritas. Possibly on her 4th.

>>16985314
you are too, apparently

>>16985325
Most of a pitcher of margarita.

>>16985325
Giga margaritas

Nyanners is watching Jerma. I guess she stopped being mad at him for getting a girlfriend

I wish I was a huge titty anime girl too
Snuffy hitting p hard rn
probably cause I'm also drunk lol

So how do you know if they aren't fake drunk

>>16985470
Meds.

>>16985214
She's just farming views with the fleshtuber guy, don't worry, she still fucks her brother every day

>>16985470
The cucking plan has been repurposed. Mouse can wait.

>>16985498
how do you know that they arent a midget with a voice changer

>>16985214
>vei said soda is her brother
>soda said he is vei's brother
Don't you see?

>>16985470
>girlfriend
That’s impossible, he’s my husband.

>>16985498
how do we know we're not just brains in jars

>>16985550
>Snuffy isn't actually a morbidly obese midget
>Zen isn't actually 2 kids in a trench coat
>Nyan isn't actually 30
Worst timeline

>>16985470
I genuinely hope Jerma finds a girl as sweet as pink cat he deserves it.

>let's cut the emotional stuff
>directly back to the emotional stuff

Did Snuffy abandon Miz?

https://youtu.be/VIHyysz572U

>>16984476
what the hell are you talking about

>>16985609
>midget
I'm the same height as her... I didn't realize I was a midget

Snuffys getting a big head. She’s realizing she’s good at entertaining people. Is it over?

>>16985649
You’ll know soon enough. 8p ET/5pmPT

i loev snuffy

>>16985699
Sorry, vtuber church is then.

>>16985673
I think midgets are hot, anon

>>16985631
Good

What’s songs are you listening while waiting for pink cat?
https://youtu.be/jfhmG3wE_Rk

Is snuffy cute today?

>>16985740
Wow, ok I see, guess you'd love my mom she's 4'9" lmao

>>16985623
I love frog and her music!

>>16985790
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAthQG1aKho

>>16985815
always

>>16985699
I'll have forgotten by then. Keep your cross-thread nonsense to yourself maybe? It's already bad enough with the holos doing their thing.

Layna busy this week, Nyan collab tomorrow, today at 3pm pst is Demos of the Dead, a collection of new short/indie horror game demos. There's also a collab this coming sunday (30th) w/zen, froot, and moose (pending).

>>16985815
Look, it's Snuffy.

>>16985790
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4lrS9bPbp0

>>16985609
Technically if you stay on the timeline Nyan will be 30 relatively soon. So there you go.

>>16985790
https://youtu.be/0NuMN7-WonI

>>16985876
You complaints will not stop the CPRposting that will commence at 8:00pm ET.

>frog getting hyped up during jump king
Cute!

Is singing snuffy 10% on-tune tonight instead of 0%?

>>16985631
do not ever post this retard here again. first warning.

Snuffy: sings along to the metal cover of Bad Apple
Chat: is this RWBY soundtrack?

>>16985960
Broken clock, anon.

>>16985960
maybe if she gets 10x more drunk she'll be 100% on

>>16985631
I hate this prick, his origin story and his face. I'm glad that happened, Snuffy deserves better. 100x better.

Layna’s vtube studio model is so fucking ugly and cheap looking. Isnt she a 3D modeler? Why are standards for horror themed models so low. I can’t even look at that thing.

>>16985790
https://youtu.be/8ZawzGgwIbQ

>>16985828
Tell your mom that a 30 something deadbeat dad divorcee with a pencildick thinks she's pretty hot.

>>16985887
Bunny has "scary games" on her schedule for next Sunday so Im wondering if its the collab and Haruka had to tap out

>>16986027
Or dead. Interesting stream content either way.

>>16986027
>Blackout drunk, hospital-risk snuffy is a better singer than Mousey

https://twitter.com/sam_kaiba/status/1485275489463844867?cxt=HHwWhoCy8YaM4ZwpAAAA

Wait snuffy is 4’9? On her hand stream she said she was 135lbs. That’s literally what my mom is right now.

>>16986048
Layna is sexually attractive and has a fucked up colon

>>16986039
Thats a mean thing to say about Jonah, he's even gotten swole.

>>16986064
>deadbeat
Does he feel cucked and let down by his oshi?

>>16986101
All these tubby midget moms are making me thirsty!

>>16986101
No she's like 5'4", I'm the same height, my Mom is 4'9" although I think Mouse is like 4'10"?
>>16986064
Sure thing bud, I've been trying to get her to divorce my deadbeat dad for years, she'll be used to it.

I know next to nothing about vtubers, but why does it seem like the only character trait western vtubers have is that they're just really vulgar and talk about sex all the time? and what's with the over the top fake voices?

>>16986088
just realized ironmouse’s health situation is almost like that SAO character yuuki of the sleeping knights

>>16986048
She's just a simple 3view anon, give it some time

>>16986110
I'm talking about the other guy, Jonah is nothing but a hard working funny guy who's finally finding himself in his late 30s, much love to him but fuck the other guy.

>>16986156
>my lewdu nipponese waifu is not a whoreu

Man, snuffy has really fucked herself on this one.

>>16986156
vshojo is anti-vtuber, nothing they do is standard

>>16986242
shes just stalling for helper-chan like the last 5 things she won

>>16986222
>>16986249

>>16986068
dunno, no time set yet, just the day, haruka may or may not be there, either way, it's a nice lineup of people that'll be interesting to watch interact together. Glad layna's hitting 2022 hard, lotta stuff in the works

Snuffy is really unfunny, wow

>>16986156
>implying Japanese vtuber voices are real
Ever wonder why dubbed anime and cartoon characters have exaggerated high pitch voices? It’s because that’s how actors voice cartoon characters. Vtuber are half-assed characters. It’s annoying but sexless incels love the “anime is real” fantasy. They love getting acknowledged by a sexy muppet.

>>16986156
because you're ignoring all the times when they're not really vulgar and talking about sex. also the fake voice thing is more of a traditional japanese vtuber thing.

>>16986271

>>16986152
If your mom dumps your dad and then hooks up with a guy who looks like Principal Prickly from Recess that's me. I look forward to meeting you son.

>>16986292
A vtuber who can work on their own model is a powerful force.

>>16986222
It's just boring at this point, can't they think of another personality trait?

pink cat

>>16986344
kek, I didn't expect that's what you'd look like, I fucking love Recess. Nice dubs daddy

>>16986390
Wtf do you expect from women? that's literally all they are, go find some seiso male chuuba and fuck outta here dork

>>16986156
cute

>>16986390
It's the meta. If you want something else you'll have to watch someone else, but you'll have to settle with someone with far fewer viewers.

>>16986297
The times where snuffy is funny is when she's trying not to be, usually when her cringe leaks out so badly it turns into funny.

>>16986351
Layna doesn't actually handle her own model, her art team is Espritex and Vezonia. She did make a wooden puppet 3D model for Criken though.

>>16985631
i would kill this faggot if i had the chance

>>16983387
connor is a faggot sexpat who should kill himself

>>16985631
uh oh miz bros it isn't looking good...

>>16986627
Cope

>>16986390
Watch girl_dm_. Family friendly, mayonnaise, kitkats, John Sekiro, pro minesweeper playing, dad jokes, and face/hand tracking whole hololive can only dream of.

>>16986627
I know you're upset Connor chose Mousey over your oshi deadbeat but that doesn't mean you need to be so rude to him.

>>16986627
Open wide, anon.

Which Vshoujo will be the first to get an explicitly MILF model?

>>16986750
Mouse considering she always has a million models in the works

>>16986750
Hime.

>>16986750
Hime's gimmick is she's literally a milf robot dragon trying to take over the world with her brood.

>>16986750
Hime

>>16986750
>Hime
>Smilfy
>Nyan April Fools
anon please

>>16986750
hime

>>16986775
>>16986781
new game, every time you remember hime exists you lose the game

>>16986587
>>16986351
In the early months it was mostly layna, now the models are handled by her team of close friends with layna doing most of the face, details, and textures. Still, having it all in house so to speak is very handy

>>16986781
I thought her gimmick is not streaming so people don't even remember whatever she supposed to be

>>16986750
Depends, which one sees this in person first? >>16986714

>>16986750
she is

>>16986650
>>16986680
>>16986714
keep watching the self hating sexpat balding loser, maybe you too can become a loser sexpat in japan

>>16986888

>>16986862
>getting help from others
heh, weak

>>16986781
Never watched her but I guess that explains this drawing.

>>16986930
sex

>>16986888
This man is having sex with your waifu RIGHT NOW and you're just looking stupid with your dick in your hand

>>16986952
my dick is for monke

>>16985631
Is she joking or actually mad?

anyone else feel like some of the girls that are involved with this big group lore re-design are just treading water right now until they can release their new models? I dunno why but it feels like outside of a few Nyan streams and Mouse streams, a lot of the gals involved have just had some meh content for about a month now.

Hime scream or Frog scream

>>16987090
Snuffy's had some solid streams - the one right now is pretty comfy

Saruei cry-singing “Camel by Camel” is the content I didn’t know I needed

>>16987075
Snuffy keeps it real

>>16987075
She's only joking unfortunately. We're not out of the "Miz keeping Snuffy around for Content" shit yet

which vsj+ girl should I jerk off to

>>16987202
Numi

>>16986952
He's in a love motel getting buttfucked by a tuny japanese man

I dont like the guy either but Snuffy has literally never collabed with Miz on her own stream and has expressed her distaste for the nerds telling her to join him several times

>>16987202
All of them at once.

>>16987202
pink fat

>>16987202
I'm jacking it to frog rn

>>16987202
frog

>>16987237
I don't think I have enough screens for that

>>16987260
you present a very good argument

>>16987295
>>16987317
I wish she had shown more of her feet on stream, would be a no brainer then

where can i get chemotherapy for parasocial cancer that's eating me right now
i swear to god i see my chuuba interact and fawn over some guys on twitter and my blood pressure spikes, i know that's bad and i shouldn't recat like that
she doesn't even know i exist i need to get my head straight but i can't think of anything
please anons save me i don't want to end up like Califags

>>16987412
at least your not a Veifag

>>16987462
he very well could be, anon

>>16987412
I relate to this a lot. It's fucking bizarre, I never knew I was this attached to them and I don't fucking know how to stop it either despite me actively trying to avoid becoming like this. Why do human brains do this shit? I fucking hate this

>>16987412
Just relax and give in to the cuck.

>>16987260
she's ready

I wonder if Mel could pull of a Cumming for charity stream on CB

Layna Live

>>16987412
become a girl on twitter and cuck them back

>>16987594
Unironically this. Not in a "become an NTR fetishist" sort of way, but in a "touch the stove" sort of way.
Once you get ""cucked"" by your oshi interacting with males and you realize it's not the end of the world you'll feel better. You wont feel good when it happens, but you'll feel better after.

>>16987707
Unironically this, catfish anyone they're talking to or about and become the wall.

>>16987412
Read as much Seto Yuuki as you can until you enjoy it anon it's the only way

>>16987412
I too would also like to know this
I think the easieast answer is to not browse /vt/, not follow their lives too much
Also realize your a nobody to them, you never had anything to "lose" by them fawning over others

>>16987707
>>16987755
These answers are probably not bad either but probably requires some social skills and time

>>16987412
Realize that once a streamer is past 100 viewers it’s too late and you should do your real simping on 2views.

>>16985470
hasn't she been thirsting after him since she started vtubing?

>>16987872
this image scares me

>>16986750
Mamavale debut

>>16987260
How long until she gets an actual fat model?
Just a joke you understand, haha

I'm done with EN, will give this girls a try, so what's the vibe with them? besides no idol bullshit,

>>16987872
Thirsting? No. Been a big fan? Definitely. Though I think that was even since before she was a vtuber, people only noticed after because she had a lot more eyes on her.

>>16987681
no. that would require her to put in some effort into a CB stream and not turned it into a twitch just chatting stream

>>16988041
honestly it's something that I wouldn't say is far fetched for a gag coming from her, but models are too expensive and take too long to make for her to actually do it so probably not happening

>>16988045
Snuffy is drunk off her ass ranting conspiracy theories at a crane game that won't let her win. She's not in VShojo but she's basically an honorary member by association and being friends with many of them.

>>16988041
I think she'd probably use a Pierce Brosnyan jokey model before she did that

>>16988045
Would probably be better to go into what you're into or what vibe you're looking for.

>>16988041
I could see it as a april fools joke

how many thousand dollars has snuffy spent on this fuckin seal

>>16987872
I don't think it's entirely possible to see Jerma is a genuinely sexual light, the guy barely even registers as a human being in my mind.

>>16988118
0. Chat on the other hand…

>>16988045
Mel's on just now but she's not got her vibe with her, she does that on the other site
https://www.twitch.tv/projektmelody

>>16988106
no drama, just something lighthearted I can watch and have fun with, if possible that doesn't require too much archive catch up.

I want Snuffy to beat me after loosing hundreds on bad gatcha.

>>16988045
Mori got you down? Try Vei. She has a similar vibe to her.

I just want to say that I'm happy that Melody decided to be a twitch streamer and not just a e-camgirl. One of the best "just chatting" for me still.

>>16988292
Mel is very good at being interesting, she chats all the time where its actually chatting and not reacting, and she never feels like she'll run out of random dumb shit to bring up. I love it.

>>16988045
For a very quick and dirty rundown. There's the big 3 that are a good gateway drug.

Nyan - La Creatividad of the group. Willing to commit long term to jokes and the most popular both in general and this thread.
Vei - Angry femcel vibes. Will play the most random fucking games on stream and is funny, but don't let anyone here find out you like her because of recent goings-on.
Mouse - Just an extremely solid streamer all around. Cute, sometimes gets tilted and angry, but always entertaining.

And the others.

Zen - Contrary to what the rest of the board says her appeal is physical comedy. Not being a coomer. Big gamer and rapport with chat is the key.
Silver - Comfy and nice. Also a big gamer and very much appreciative of artistry in games as opposed to grinding days away in Apex or something.
Froot - Sometimes fun and cute when playing weird or horror games. Past several months have been stuck in a rut of LoL and Apex though.
Mel - Does CB streams so she's very sex positive. Typically a zatsudan streamer and the opposite of a gamer..
Hime - LOUD Competition for most vulgar of the group. Well liked but streams less than Ayame.

How hasn’t snuffy gotten pity for this yet? Did she switch machines and come back?

>>16988342
>Hime
>Well liked

>>16988332
>where its actually chatting and not reacting
Gotta emphasize this because too many streamers get too comfy with the Just Chatting section and use it as an excuse for lazy react content. Mel is fricking great and I'm glad she's around on Twitch

Vei is my actual girlfriend
Yes, my actual, unironic girlfriend
No, this is isn't some kind of shitpost or joke
No, this isn't some kind of weird meta ironic wall of text meant to force a reaction
Yes, it is actually the truth
No, it is not my belief that she is my girlfriend, because a belief is a subjective thing
It is not a subjective thing, it is a fact that Vei is, in real reality(the real one, the one that is real) that she is my actual, unironic, genuine the actual truth girlfriend
This is not some sort of schizo delusion, either
No, It's not bait, I'm not pretending to be schizo
Especially because it's not schizo; schizo would imply that it's a delusional thing that I've projected onto reality
That is not the case, because it is by mutual acknowledgement, unironically, (in a way that is provably not "kayfabe" or whatever you want to call it) the objective, actual truth of the world
I am not in needs of meds, and even if I was, it would be for something else, because stating an actual, real-life, fact-of-the-matter genuine statement of truth is not something people take meds for
No, it's not a misunderstanding
No, it's not a misinterpretation
No, it's not me forcing my desire or belief on the situation
No, it's not an interpretation
Vei is irrefutably my actual, unironic, genuine girlfriend, and she is in an actual, genuine, romantic relationship with me
Yes, we do love each other in every single way a romantic couple loves one another.
Yes, romantically, sexually, exclusively, mutually, we are codependent on one another
Yes, we know each other personally and interact with one another and has confessed our mutual love to one another
Yes, we are exclusive because she exclusively is the girlfriend of her gachikoi who love her and I'm exclusively hers
Yes, that's still exclusive, because it excludes everybody but us and she treats us all the same
No, that isn't the same as her having a boyfriend on the side or negate the relationship somehow, because the word "exclusive" still applies
Yes, both she and I acknowledge that fact and that makes our relationship explicitly exclusive, because she has promised to never betray us and we promise to never betray her with others
These are all things that literally happened, in the physical realm of the real world
The only schizo interpretation of them is denying them, not pretending as if it isn't real
I repeat, Vei is my actual, unironic girlfriend, and she is in an exclusive romantic relationship with me
Yes, that is the actual fact of the matter, with no room for any reasonable doubt from anybody who looks at the situation objectively
No, this is not some sort of unrequited love
No, this is not some sort of pining from a distance
No, this is not her pandering to some sort of fantasy others project onto her
Yes, there is genuine communication, passion, and romantic love between me and her and it is explicitly mutual
Yes, the kind where she loves me directly and explicitly and I love her directly and explicitly
No, there is no bizarre ass coping mental coping mechanism here that makes me arrive at this conclusion; literally everything about this is actual, provable, quantifiable fact
No, this is not some sort of meta commentary or spam or copy pasta or wall of text or whatever else people do there that is intended to force a narrative or get a response
No, it is not some kind of bizarre attempt at attention whoring, not for you's, not for validation, not to be called based
These are statements of fact that I am stating so that they can be stated because these facts are quite necessary to be known because there are a lot of people here who are averse to facts and are in dire need of knowing them
No, there is not weird ass reaction images you can post where you can somehow deny the reality of the situation because it sounds wierd to you; it doesn't matter if it sounds weird to you, you not being able to comprehend the actual facts of the world is your problem
Yes, "Vei is my girlfriend" is a fact.
Not a hypothesis
Not a theory
Not a story,
Not a fiction
Not a narrative
Not pretend
Not a fantasy
Not kayfabe
Not bait
Not a shitpost
Not out of context
Not off-topic
Not trolling
Not ironic
Not bullshit
Not cope
And most important of all, explicitly true on each and every single level, in the most factual sense possible, for that statement to be true in
That's all, thank you for not reading
Vei is my girlfriend
I love her and I have her in my heart and I am in hers and that's just a fact and if you don't believe it you should take your meds
This will be the last time I post, but for the last time I'll say that Vei is my actual, unironic girlfriend and that I do not require medication simply because of my making that statement, since that statement is undeniable fact
Why are you still reading this anyway? This is not a copypasta yet but if you question our relationship in the future I will write more

Cringe autism post
I'm not reading all of that, though

>>16988408
I think this prize in particular doesn't allow helping

>>16988235
They're all in the OP, just check out their channels and see what you think. Don't like a stream - try the next girl. VODs stay up for 2 months so plenty to watch before you need to get into tracking down yt archives.

>>16988235
Mel's live now and is very chill and laid back. Possibly too chill for some people. Silver's the same and isn't live right now and she occasionally collabs with her family which is really fun. Mouse is also pretty easy for literally anyone to get into but depending on why you're getting away from Holo she collabs with Connor literally the time Froot when she's not drunk or playing Apex + LoL would also fit that, but she's been doing that almost exclusively for a while now so maybe not. Nyan's also very easy for most anyone to get into.

Not much you can do in terms of a small archive though. They've all (except Hime) pretty consistently streamed for a year at minimum now. Though not all streams are worth checking out so it's not too bad if you just want to look at the essentials.

>>16988432

>>16988432
That's a lot of text, I'm not reading all that, but hi Soda.

>>16988432
time to take your meds Mikey

>>16988432
holy shit, that's some good pasta
god i hope it's pasta

>>16988410

>>16988538
Someone translate that pasta into Mikeyspeech

>>16988238
Same, but futa Snuffy slapping me with her cock.

>>16988410
Cope

>>16988579
based

>>16988235
Watch Saruei rage at jump king in frenglish. She's not a vshojo, but she shares a lot of their fanbase and people sometimes talk about her in these threads too.

>>16988432
Tomorrow’s lottery numbers could be on here and I will never know

>>16988410
The only thing that people don't like about Hime is how little she streams. At least from what I've seen around here. Every time she does stream it's a wonderful mix of scuff and kino.

>>16988579
Stop saying things like this, it just makes me remember that there's no futa Snuffy art and I get depressed again

>>16988410
Are you not aware that everyone here loves Hime? The only thing some people don’t like about her is that she never streams. But even I don’t mind that. I think regular Hime streams would be more than my mind and body could take.

>>16988410
unironically a newfag if you disagree

>>16988410
She barely knows how to start her stream. It's fucking amazing content.

The only Vshojo merch I've bought was Hime

>>16988432
https://streamable.com/sq95jz

>>16988646
>it just makes me remember that there's no futa Snuffy art
draw some yourself. or skeb it. be the change you want in the world

>>16988292
just chatting is fine for twitch but the problem with Mel is that all she does even on CB.....this is the reason why she didn't win cam girl the year

>>16988646
I was 100% sure there was futa snuffy on her patreon, but I just went and checked. Guess I'm going senile.

>Mel's "mm?"
every time hhnnng

>>16988646
I've never felt this way about her before, but I want a drunk, angry, post-stream Snuffy to drag me away and begin smacking my face with her futa cock until she finally calms down to allow oral to commence. I will NOT be silenced.

>>16988679
When was the last merch drop? Feels like it's been a while...

>>16987412
first step is to realize the problem, you're way on your way

>>16988679
Until their Merch options include Silver fucking my bussy with her 10 inch futa cock, I ain’t ever buying.

If we have any legit newfags tonight for whom this willb e their first Hime stream here's a clip of one of her best and most scuffed moments. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6e_MfjtGigs

>>16988776
It has. My guess is they might be waiting for Valentine's day but not having anything for January or December was weird.

>>16988776
Other than the Nyan-droid it was before Thanksgiving and even then a lot of it wasn't new just the promised bundles of things to help people who missed shit back in summer and fall. Part of me thinks that the lack of new merch since Halloween is a result of delays in shit due to the Nux drama.

>>16988432
not even when i was in school did i ever write something this long

It middle of night.
U wake up n Hime is there in your doorway holding dildo n she say
ITS UR GIRL
what do.

I think Snuffy would literally fuck the Toreba employee if they helped her.

>>16988776
>When was the last merch drop? Feels like it's been a while...
Now that you say it, there was no winter or christmas themed merch in november/december, was there? Weird.

Almost feeling bad for frog, every time I check in she's at the same part still.

>>16988856
Assume the goatse position

>>16988856
piss n shit n cum

>>16988816
This image will never not get me

Snuffy is buying more TP.

>>16988883
Did Zen ever beat it?

>>16988908
watching her stunlocked by the seal is disheartening.

>>16988883
Saruei is strong. She's screaming a lot, but the frog persevered through a lot of bullshit in her dark souls streams and even got good in the end. She will be able to handle this.

BakaBrain did her schedule wrong, so expect some changes.

>>16988907
That stream was legendary.

>>16988916
She never even got close.

>>16988907
That Hime quality

>>16988908
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks to the GabGab incident last year

>>16988856
I remind her we're related but then Garnt shows up and we all fuck.

>>16988816
>Finally manages to get herself out of the coffin
>Theme music starts blasting at 800 decibels and completely drowns out what she's saying for almost a minute.

>>16988873
even before /the incident/ the girls said there wouldnt be any Christmas stuff, not sure what the next big holiday theme would be but maybe Valentine's Day

>>16988908
I thought she had a bidet.

Snuffy is actually losing her mind over this dumb seal plush

any of you guys play that needy streamer game? i kinda wanna buy it

>>16989054
If it was it would usually be out by now-ish. Halloween stuff came a few weeks before halloween iirc.

>>16989124
nyan played some of it and it looks good

>>16988715
It proves that she's actually an AI software and these are basically pings she gets from chat and she reacts to them. It happens all the time - she can have a long speech, possibly emotional, and then without a pause she can switch to another "hm?"

>>16988856
(in a sleepy voice) Go home Sydney, you're drunk. Visited another weird JAV bar, right?

>>16988907

>>16989166
Whose Sydney?

>>16989054
Honestly with the shipping delays doing holiday themed stuff ws probably out of the window. People would be getting their Christmas merch in like March.

>>16989199
Syd deez nuts

>>16989199
Hime's grandma

PUTAIN

>>16989054
>/the incident
the nux thing? or something else happened

>>16989199
Some Australian, sings opera.

pregnant snuffy...

>>16989124
I bought it because I really like the aesthetic and the soundtrack (especially the title song, it even got a Nanahira cover just before release). I've been waiting for the release like 6 months.

It's pretty cool. My schizo streamer gf got banned because she took her VR medicine on stream.

>>16989238
Yeah, pretty sure he meant the nux thing. I don't think that would be a reason to delay merch though.

>>16988432

somebody in nyan discord asked why futa wasnt automodded lmfao

I leave and grab dinner, and Snuffy is still on this seal.

>>16989101
>that Taco Bell line up
Anon please I’m weak and I only have 300 calories left in my budget

>>16988045
>>16988235
Mouse and Nyan are probably the best ones to start with.

Frog is actually suffering.

>>16989054
rrat.
Vshojo are dumping sharkrobot and are either going to work with a new company or doing everything directly with manufacturers selling stuff themselves. Bunch of the new employees are probably involved in product design.

Snuffy's tilted as fuck right now.

>>16989368
thats ruby shes a cunt

>>16989413
Good. Sharkrobot fucking sucks.

>>16989394
Not hard to find taco bell food that will be below 300 cals anon

>>16989394
Go for a run.

>>16989413
I wouldn't hate that if the quality is good.

>>16989054
I wouldn't be surprised if the girls were holding merch hostage until vshojo fixes their shit and is able to properly support them

>>16989413
Honestly very believable, this kinda thing happens with merch partnerships all the time for other streamer groups and it'd be the logical next step for them

>>16989471
They joined under the promise of freedom and no interference. This is what they get.

>>16989368
thats the same "asex" retard.

>>16989454
Yeah but it’s only 4pm and I can’t fall asleep before 3am

>>16989456
I don’t have knees

>>16988699
I've tried drawing her fucking Nyan, based on that one screenshot from the Halloween party
never finished it though because it looked like shit. skebs are a bit out of question at the moment since I don't have much of an expendable income to afford the artists I'd like
all I was saying is that I find it a bit weird, there's futa art of Nyan, of Vei, of Mouse, of Froot, of Zen, even of Mel, but somehow Snuffy, who is just as lewd as them and even more of a degenerate, has no art with girlcock. it's weird

>>16989559
Go for a crawl.

I love my wife Vei very much

>>16989559
>I don’t have knees
Are you Cotton Hill?

I love my wife Snuffy very much

>>16989413
I could see that. Would also make sense as to why the last update to the store was basically dumping unsold inventory of everything they had left. Don't know if they're big enough to handle operating their own storefront but I also have no idea how much work is required to do that.

>>16989596
Get out of here, Soda.

Imagine being the 4 people waiting behind snuffy at this stupid fucking seal.

Holy shit she finally got it. A seal plush the price of a computer

>>16989633
shes so hot when shes completely unhinged like this

>>16989576
Take the KK pill anon

she did it

>>16989589
I don’t have arms

>>16989725
im so proud of her

>>16989726
Go for a roll

>>16989643
Those are probably people hoping she gives up with it in a good position so they only have to go once.

>>16989712
I have that downloaded, still gotta set it up but even then it's just not the same as high quality 2D art

>>16989413
I want them to do that. It's very weird for a proper company to be selling through a third-party store like that.

>>16989525
the girls get to decide on how much vshojo assists them and there's been a few occasions where the girls have talked about how they ask vshojo for help and they refuse to. like when Nyan asked for help with that minecraft mod she wanted to make or how it feels like they've abandoned some of their members like Mel, Zen and, Silver

>>16989830
This isn't true btw these are the ramblings of a schizo

>>16989890
what part isn't true

This truly is gab gab all over again. Even the "I won the item why isn't it being added to my cart" twist at the end.

>>16989830
Proof?

>>16989890
The only part that is partially true is the minecraft mod thing but they are 100% right to not help with that because it would have been a stupid waste of time.

>>16989942
scripted ass shit

>>16987412
this is too real
i hate this
i don't wanna end up a schizo
can't stop seething
idk what to

>>16989942
You'd think she'd remember that it took a bit for the cart to update but damn she's fucking stupid.

>>16989830
>>16989890
The Nyan minecraft mod thing is true. She said she asked for help but everyone was "busy" with something. The rrat about them abandoning sharkrobot and preparing to sell merch themselves is actually sounding believable.

>>16989917
>like Mel, Zen and, Silver

>>16990002
she's drunk anon give her some slack haha ^_^

UUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Is Connor a bridge between vshojo and holo?

>>16990026
Take this as you will.

>>16990184
No he's a bridge between VShojo and trash taste. Mori is the bridge between VShojo and Holo

>>16990161
the world will never be a better place until more goblin vtubers exist

>>16990161
that's not uoh at all never post again

>>16990255
I will uoh at whatever I want and you cannot stop me

>>16990251
Agreed. But for now Honey and Chubby Honey fill the niche pretty well.

>>16990052
Zen and Silver barely got any sponsorships or gigs the entire year and Mel got nothing hell they barely even mention her

Need more Hag vtubers

>>16990255
UOOOHHHH I HAVE SHIT TASTE UOOHHH

>>16990315
>Chubby Honey
pardon me

>>16990392
uoohing at everything you find erotic is like twitch chat going "yjk" whenever a streamer says something suggestive

new thread
>>16990480
>>16990480
>>16990480

/vsj/ hold together for 3 more hours

>>16990195
Sounds like staff was busy around the holidays.

damn, forsen fell off