/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>16975264
he is pretty cute

>>16975264
Rape

In a fucking heartbeat

yeah

>>16975264
>tfw vshojo unironically hates holos because of easy W in life
>still collabs with kanur of all people

>>16975264
she can watch me pound veibae

>>16975264
RAPE

>>16975264
Already did. Worst sex of my life. The stench was so bad I had to breathe through my mouth and she just laid there motionless like a corpse while making seal noises at the top of her lungs.

If you say no, you're just a faggot.

She gets to be top

>>16975264
>Pink cat is aa hypocrite
>/vt/ is a hypocrite
WE ARE

>>16975264
yeah

>>16975391
> vshojo unironically hates holos
Do they?
Twitch seems more lucrative than Youtube does

>>16975264
Anal only though

yeah

We have sex every day...

>>16975264
100% yes
I don't even like Nyanners but she's still so cute.

Please someone put a baby in this hag. Hearing her "joke" about babies, lactation, and motherhood is getting tiresome.

I've been wanting to fuck her since she first came here

Yes, but she wouldn't enjoy it.

SHILKED

I would give this Nyanners a belly rub.

>>16975264
I'll ravage her loose cunny

Perhaps...

>>16975264
But it won't be consensual since I'm not a girl?

Of course. Not even hatesex. I'd stay in the morning and cook her some eggs.

>>16975715
>nyannoid
>a mentally ill whore with annoying simp fans who spent over a decade clawing her way from irrelevance after she tanked her 4chan street cred by being a crazy and fucking over /a/ sings
>gura
>just kind of got drunk and got millions of views on her videos, then translated her fanbase over to hololive and got even more millions of followers

It's not that simple, but given Gura's comments on avoiding social media where she can vs. nyanners still getting into retarded socmed drama it's clear that not being a mentally ill retard can propel you to the stratosphere a lot faster than causing pointless drama. /vt/ could learn a lot from teh tale of the Cat and Shark.

>>16976152
keep seethin pedo
Nyan gets 13k-15k viewers on almost every stream nowadays

As an anti, yes

>>16976152
/meds/

>>16976152
Well first step before not being mentally ill is to be a girl with a high pitched voice so nobody on /vt/ passed that

THE SHILK COMMUNITY?

No. Too old.

it'd be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway
no thanks

Na, I rather have Snuffy.

i already made a cum tribute to her, so yes I'd have sex with her but this time fill her pussy up with my cum

>>16975264
only if she's fat and doesn't have STDs

>>16975264
No

>>16975264
Her face looks like horse face

>>16977063
>fat
I have excellent news for you anon

Yes but only if I get to DP her with another anon that hates her and I get her asshole.

>>16977950
too bad about the STDs

Pump and Dump hatesex.

>>16976467
Razor blade the rest of it off.
/cement of bloott/.

>>16976152
Hi r*ddit lapse. Come here to start a hate sex, and you end up a savory boullying of dr. soistein shrink.
Go full miko and make fun down a chickenshit, mask reliant babble hole is what you learn, as you maymay. Behold, the income of a lelitary industrial complex on par with the Chozo.

I don't think she would like me

>>16975715
They really don't, actually promote them on stream

I would marry her and live happily ever after together.

>>16975264
premarital sex is a sin

>>16975264
Yes. And it would somehow be cringe, wholesome, soulful, funny, awkward and depraved, all the same time. Like her.

Only if she says the pomf line before we begin.

We need to deport Nyanners. North America and the western world are on the precipice. Nyanners and other subversive agents like Pomu, Silvervale, Zentreya, and Snuffy need to be removed from the continent and sent to Japan

>>16975264
I'd have sex with anyone who's not fat at this point. I'm desperate

>>16976152
They hated him because he told the truth

>>16976152
>/vt/ could learn a lot from teh tale of the Cat and Shark.
Based redpill chad

>>16979415
its not premarital if you never get married

No, I'd rather put her in a room full of horny gorillas and then watch them fuck her.

>>16975264
Yes in a heartbeat.
Literally the only vtuber I get horny over.

>>16976394
People here cope by just pretending pink cat is some 2view when she's actually pretty successful nowadays.

>>16977063
>only if she's fat
The architects are working hard on that part

>>16975264
only if I'm wearing a hazmat suit with a megacondom
pink cat probably has more STDs than the combined population of Africa

>>16975715
The vshojos actually like the holos a lot and most of them watch holos. They also realize that hololive introducing people to vtubers is a big reason for the success of other western vtubers, including themselves. Nyanners is a big fan of Korone. Froot actively defended hololive on twitter once when indies got mad at Irys' instant success:
https://twitter.com/lichvtuber/status/1415094697241071623

>>16975264
Of course, marrying her however...

>>16975264
Current Nyanners? No.
2011 autismo Nyanners?
YES

>>16982827
yea it would be difficult to do that because she's already my wife.

yes, would buy her a leash for her and fuck her raw doggy style while i push the leash and fill her womb with cum

>>16982774
Also recently saw Ironmouse (in the first hour of her stream) taking the time to remind her 10k + viewers that it was Ame's birthday and she was still live on youtube

>>16975264
Fuck yes

>>16982897
Current nyanners model is pure sex though

>>16975264
I need tp for my pp

>>16975391

>>16983016
you can't fuck a drawing, nigga
but her real body is borderline unusable at this point. It's saggy, withered and fat.

>>16981582
I tell you the truth babbleslam onions gape self-diaphragm rape. My will be done forever and ever.

>>16983102
>you can't fuck a drawing, nigga
Where do you think you are, anon?

>>16983102
Don't let the architects know but I think she's a health nut irl.

Why do Vshojos radically change their models so much? It's the only thing that bothers me. It's hard to build an identity that way.

>>16983094
>posting fake pictures
Why? Gura doesn't follow any of those whores
captcha tvgoy

>>16975264
more like nyiggers

>>16983195
i hope you're pretending to be retarded, look at what tab that is

>>16983195
>>16983094
disregard what I wrote.

>>16983195
>Reading comprehension = 0
It means all of them follow Gura. If anyone dislikes anyone, it's Gura on them.

what's with people calling her a lesbian?
a few years ago when she was a normal youtuber she had a boyfriend, even uploaded a pic with him on instagram.

>>16983246
>>16983256
yes yes, I noticed too late,
you're right, I'm wrong.

>>16983186
They do get new models at a fast pace, especially Nyanners and Mousey, but they're keeping the overall character design the same. Pink cat is still a pink cat.

>>16983284
unicorn mentality.

>>16983094
But why does Ironmouse refuses even the idea of a collab with the shark?

>>16975563
Actually that sounds hot

>>16975264
Wait, you haven't?

>>16983186
Some of them like nyanners and ironmouse are still keeping the same basic design, basically just getting new outfits and stuff.
In ironmouse's case she literally just has an addiction to getting models. She's jokingly said before she wants to get a model from every possible artist.

>>16983284
She has always claimed to be bisexual, even back in the day. She did have a bf back then, but people doubt they're still together because if they are then he's not spending a lot of time with her. She streams all the fucking time, on days where she's not online on twitch there's a good chance she streams on her secret youtube alt. She has become a crazy cat lady.

>>16983357
Because Gura is autistic and hard to Collab with due to being the #1 English chuuba (people will call you a leech afterwards), she talked about inviting Kiara to her channel recently

>>16983501
She also talked about inviting Bae on her talkshow as well.

>>16975264
no, shes more like a retarded cousin to me

I hate how much I like her current model...
p-pink cat bad..

Holobronie here, I just accidentally misclicked into this thread.
Nyanners is kinda cute. How can I save her?

>>16975264
No.

>>16983498
cope.
Just like forsen broke up with nani right?
It's incredibly easy for any type of streamer to keep their relationship separated.

>>16975264
Nah she will be taken by some e-celeb sooner or later since this is the fate of vshojo girls, better not get attached

>>16983094
>Zentreya
God I fucking hate him. The other girls are fine

>>16983681

>>16983628
Starting jerking off to her every night anon and you'll soon stop hating her. Your world will be vastly improved with 24/7 pink cat.

>>16976152

I would not have sex at all.

>>16975264
Yes

A violent hate fuck, but yes

>>16975264
I want pink cat to fuck me with her tail

>>16983788
Its not like I watch her streams or anything

>>16983984
Sure anon... we totally believe you

>>16975264
Only if I could slit her throat in the end

>>16975264
sex is fucking retarded

>>16975264
Yes

No.

Rule #1: never stick your dick in crazy.

>>16984276
I don't know why this made me laugh.

>>16975264
no, i can't exactly compete with johnny sins.

>>16975264
i would rape her and force her to sing the pomf pomf song as shes sniffling and in tears

>>16985972
she'd probably be into it given her humiliation kink

>>16975264
Probably yes

I would punch her in the stomach until she can only puke blood

>>16975264
Yes, I want to breed her

Hot take: pink cat is the only good vshojo member

>>16990108
there are no good vwhore members, they all cater to twitchfags cliques

If she dressed in a cute boy's sailor uniform, then yes, I would consider it.

i don't like the "uwu pink cat lewd and noisy uwu" vibes from her, but i don't mind having some fun with her

i would still dislike her regardless

>>16975264
No she'll give me AIDS

>>16990432
Still worth it, I'll take death just to get pink cat pussy

>>16975264
Only if she fat

>>16975264
It would be very aggressive hate sex and I would slap her around alot. But I would try to get her to cum. 0///0

>>16982649
>>16976394
Pink cat ate shit for years. Gura almost came out of nowhere in comparison and easily eclipsed her. That's the point, you unironically seething faggot.

>>16990779
>replying to posts that were done ages ago
Idk it seems like you're the only one seething here

>>16975264
No, her roommate seemed very frail the last time I looked it up. Kinda boring when she wouldn't be able to carry her own weight and such.

>>16975264
Only rape

>>16991061
Architects are working hard at trying to fatten her up

>>16975264
she makes my pp hard

>>16975264
Yes,but only with her vtuber model.

>>16975264
Yes, with all possible sexual positions.

>>16975264
Yeah sure, why not.

>>16976152
based

>>16975264
The Devil's Hole Cave, Nevada. Not the Access A the endangered pupfish pool but Access B the 20 meter vertical rappel where cave explorers film.
With permission from the park service (or not) I would love to take Nyanny on a respectful deep end deep black ops leave-no-trace cave diving just down the breakdown and back up the claustrophobia narrowing passage into the Brown's Room to create a geo elemental child. The scientific paper for this essentially prepared.
She could be wearing a traditional black spaghetti strap bikini top with no bikini bottom bare assed, naked with just tanks, goggles, fins, camera, guide line and dive light.
It is said that the Brown's Room air pocket is perfect for white male brownie female crossing, though Nyanners fits this well with her beautiful long brown hair.
The guide line would be enough in the extraordinarily rare event of ocean tsunami activity violently pushing and pulling through the deepest ever explored Ojo De Agua, known to probe at least 932 feet directly down to the Mojave regional deep earth ocean caverns.
The probability of extraterrestrial oceanids, "Water Babies" in native folk telling, catching her vagina-hanging-out and unarmed is effectively zero, but of course all known spirit property of cat immemorial this is of least concern for me if it is to her. It would be called a dangerous sex by any Navy Seal, but more than worthwhile. As it is plainly thought out clearly, and would only result in several more powerful strong minds.

>>16994348

No because modern day Nyanners would probably get me canceled.

>>16976152
As you say, it's been over ten years. Ten years and you're still mad she removed pomf. Still mad she said she doesn't want to fuck kids. Please grow up, anon. You're an adult now. Your parents are worried about you.

>>16975264
no, but i would her soft ears.

>>16975264
dumbass question by OP

>>16975264
Yes, that would be fucking amazing. Imagine being the secret bf fucking one of the biggest western vtubers, living off of the thousands of dollars her simps donate to her every week.

>>16983186
I saw a rrat that mousey treats her new models like new outfits the same way a normal girl has fun buying new clothes. Dunno if it's true, but it pulled on my heart-strings, so I believe it.

I can forgive her for making a song with lyrics from a lolicon manga meme (pomf part) but for using what appeared in a real cp video?? (coins and milk part).... I think I'm going to pass.

>>16997923
rrats

bump

>>16975264
maybe if she didn't look like Cosmo Wright after soi overdose IRL

>>16975264
Ripped with a thicc ass - fuck yes

>>16979083
>Chozo
Don't bring ayy lmao birds into this.

>>17012603
if you want

>>16975264
Only if I could slit her throat afterwards

>>16975264
I dreamt about fucking her once

>>16975563
could you taste the smell?

>>16975264
big no

In which stream was she singing Freak on a Leash? I can't remember.

>>16975264
I would have unrelenting brutal sex with Nyanners. I would load up on a cocktail of stimulants and painkillers to fuck her for a week straight until she is a twitching babbling retard drowning in pleasure.
The week would end with us surrounded by pizza boxes and takeaway refuse. The aroma of our bodies and the sheets would be unfathomable, her pink pubes matted with juices and semen, our bodies covered in myriad body fluids and grime.
When I'm done, my heart gives out and I collapse on top of her. She sheds a tear as she calls an ambulance in a bittersweet flood of emotion, knowing that my sacrifice was not in vain yet lamenting that her pussy will never be the same again.

>>16975264
the greatest hatefuck of my life

>>17017807
unthinkably based
i strive to be more like you