/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Time for ARK

ARK HATE

FUCK YOU COCO
THIS IS YOUR FAULT
DON'T ARK ARC

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
ONLY ONE TRIP TO KING KONGA
FUCKING BULLSHIT

I love Ina!

>stopping to play ARK
ARK HATE
I HATE ARK SO MUCH
FUCK ARK
FUCK EVERYONE WHO LIKES ARK
FUCK EVERYONE WHO LIVES ON THE SAME EARTH ARK EXISTS ON

>WE'RE GOING TO PLAY ARK BABY

WATCH ARK AH AH AH AH

>ark
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Your oshi WILL play Ark. She WILL get addicted.
Say goodbye to Minecrap streams for the foreseeable future.

gura read what the fuck mumei said before you end your god damn stream

>thread died in almost exactly one hour
Who got pissed off today and why

FFUCK OFF FAGGOT, JUST IN TIME SHE GIT GUD

its very cute when noel says hai hai hai

KIARA LOVE

>>16920315
>Gura didn't download Ark
KNEEL YOU FUCKING CUNT

I HATE ARK

I fucking despise Ark and all the faggots reminding Gura of it

FUCK YOU. FUCK ARK. FUCK YOU. FUCK ARK. FUCK YOU. FUCK ARK. FUCK YOU. FUCK ARK. FUCK YOU. FUCK ARK. FUCK YOU. FUCK ARK. FUCK YOU. FUCK ARK. FUCK YOU. FUCK ARK. FUCK YOU. FUCK ARK. FUCK YOU. FUCK ARK. FUCK YOU. FUCK ARK. FUCK YOU. FUCK ARK. FUCK YOU. FUCK ARK. FUCK YOU. FUCK ARK. FUCK YOU. FUCK ARK. FUCK YOU. FUCK ARK. FUCK YOU. FUCK ARK.

>>16920881
>>16920911
>>16920934
>>>/trash/

CHAT HATE

I FUCKING HATE THIS BITCH

ARK HATE

rrat

We were having such a good time...

GURA DON'T LEAVE ARK WON'T EVEN HAPPEN

KFP WINNING

Have fun with Ark

KEK KRONII WTF ARE THOSE SOUNDS

sana image

Can they at least pretend they have any kind of planning or organization?

>they don't even have the game downloaded
>they don't even know what a server is
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
EN curse btw

GURA YOU PROMISED

>>16920934
Not like this...

>I have to play ARK
>I must...
kek

I'M GONNA MARRY KRONII BYE VIRGINS

>I have to play
KEK

>we've been stuck in zone 1 for the entiee stream
>only got to see the one a single time
Do you fuckers REALLY want more of this game?

>>16920881
Ark became shit when they added fantasy creatures instead of things modified and loosely based on real creatures in the fossil record

>i do wanna play ark

>>16920934
eat my ass

I'm in love with Fauna!!!

I HATE ARK AND I HATE COCO

I HATE ARK
I HATE ARK
I HATE ARK

Imagine not downloading the game a day before

>I have to play ark...

>I HAVE to play Ark
kek

gura is RAPING me with her CUTENESS

>>16920911
>my oshi doesn't want to play it
>but this bitch is forcing her to
I FUCKING HATE THIS BITCH

>I HAVE TO PLAY ARK... I MUST
!?!?!?!?!????
WHY?

I still think roguelikes suck ass and ya'll unironically enjoy repetition more than JRPG grinders.

>I have to play ARK. I must.

>>16920995
Coco...

ARK HATE

>>16920951
She did though

I wish Ark had been developed by chinks.

>I have to play Ark
BITCH HATE

I love Kronii!

Welp, guess I'm going back to FF12
PS: FUCK ARK

Is Gura... retarded?

CWAHHHHH

>oh yeah Ark
Meanwhile, in clock land....

Thoughts?

>>16920934
My Oshi didn't want to play ark before she died and she won't want to play it later either

>gura's ark is 32gb
I haven't played the game but she's just missing most of the files because she needs to patch it right?

>>16920998
Yes you stupid faggot. That's the quintessential Necrodancer experience.

>>16921021
SHE PROMISED

>>16920315
Kneel.

>SHE MUST PLAY ARK
SHE PROMISED

see you for Ark!

>>16920892
Why would you want to isekai them? Wish for them to die in a fire instead.

>>16920951
>She downloaded a 32gb game
If she actually starts it up, it will begin to download 125GB of assets through the game launcher, moron

SHE'S ACTUALLY ENDING NECRODANCER FOR DOGSHIT DINO GAME NO ONE IS EVEN READY TO PLAY AAAAAAAAA

>>16920927
Me too! Feel better Ina!

>>16921031
Read, anon, read.

>>16920962
fuck off

>Mumei didn't download the game
>Kronii and Gura already streaming something else
>IRyS is fucking dead
>Sana
So this is the power of ARK...

>>16920967
Do you happen to have a Coco rrat for this accursed night?

>Ark
CHUMBUDS COME MIGRATE
https://youtu.be/yCCaMngYf1U
https://youtu.be/yCCaMngYf1U
https://youtu.be/yCCaMngYf1U

>>16921001
Only an orange woman can defeat another orange woman.

you will watch arc

GURA
MY GURA

ARE YOU READY
FOR THE ARK ARC?

Yes gura... play ark...
FULFILL YOUR DESTINY

Mumei is going to steal more Gura time for me...I hate Mumei now
>I will play Ark I must
maybe she will fulfil her bloodoath and stream it alone anyway
but then she she said shee's considering not streaming it...

>>16921047
cute snake

Maybe China was right.

How fucking uncoordinated are these women?
No one was pinging Gura about the Mumei shit? Not even Mumei?

>1137 while Gura is streaming
/hlgg/ is over

>>16920998
Gura was having fun, so yes.

ARK fucking blows, Mumei doesn’t even have it downloaded so there’s a high chance Gura will just cancel since she doesn’t know that

https://twitter.com/05_cypher/status/1485079305529008129?t=P8LQyIUvZLHU6W5CJhV1_Q&s=19

Yeah, no way ark is happening

gura found the layout that anons in this thred mentioned she only used once only a couple days after it was mentioned....

And Gura was never heard from again

>>16921050
That's a big nut.

>This lazy cow installed the dinosaur game "on a whim".

DO NOT BELIEVE HER LIES! Amelia Watson KNEW everyone would flake. She installed the game to save Gura from playing that shitty dino game alone.

KNEEL!

>>16921063
I mean I don't mind but
IT'S NOT EVEN 31st YET
SHE GOT TIME TO SET UP IT CORRETLY
WTF

'melier

>>16921055
This stream ain't happenin tonight.

>>16921021
She did the Gura thing of promising to do something with no plan of ever actually doing it but now everyone in JP is doing it to honor Reddit dragon and Gura would look like a giant cunt who never keeps her promises if she doesn't stream Ark.

FUCK ARK KRONII WANTS TO MARRY ME

This shit is getting delayed in 1 hour at least, or even cancelled

ARK IS FUCKING GARBAGE! I HATE ALL OF YOU THAT SHILL FOR THIS TRASH!!!

>>16921120
Look man, someone is having a fucking field day in the catalog

>>16921120
so why'd you get mad today, bumpschizo

Mori soon

>mumei's game is still downloading
>gura is ending her stream for nothing
>will probably tweet (if we're lucky) a cancellation in ~30min and ghost us the rest of the night
you love to see it

You dumb fucking retards. It was inevitable.
That bitch will NOT BE DENIED

LATER VIRGINS KRONII SAID YES

>>16921069

>>16920998
I'd take it over that kusoge chat reminded Gura of

Man. I was really enjoying this. Usually when Gura plays rythm games she clams up, but she was making all sorts of cute squeals and commentary playing this game.

Finally after being cute and gropeable for 30 minutes, Noel's finally started to do her Ocarina of Time adventuring, learning the layout of Kokuri Village and the control scheme so she can perform sick flips and get her shota fetish fulfilled by the minute due to Link's nimble, slim, tiny body.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCCaMngYf1U
Look at Astel go! He's jamming the hell out right now as he says that he just wants to sing his heart out in this morning. If you want to sit and listen to a crazy seaweed lad reaching high notes with the greatest of ease then you've come to the right place!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5oB0eiKp8og
In less than 10 minutes, double the karaoke fun! It's a great day for musical talents to show off as in this corner you have Mori who's going to absolutely kill it with her Acoustic Karaoke Unarchived session and on the other corner you've got the super great Koyori celebrating achieving 500k subs with a celebratory Karaoke session! Pick your favorite and jam out to their amazing singing /hlgg/!
Mori Karaoke: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmUQeoT68dw
Koyori Karaoke: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFJWbK8UWwk
>Songs Released
AZKi time. Donning her first outfit, the badass (read as cute) diva idol sang the song Rise from Orgia, the GitS opening. She did an incredible job singing this song, really nailing those english and german parts to the best of her ability and sounding amazing. That's why you should go and give her a cover a stream if you haven't yet, you won't be disappointed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmzY4R2QLfM
Rushia had a Birthday Live today with her gen! It was super duper fun and cute and you should watch that VOD if you missed it. You should also give her brand new original song Omoikou a listen because it's so soothing and calm that listening to it plus watching the MV to it will put your hearts at ease. It'll make you think about the good things in life like being alive during the rise of Hololive and getting to watch Rushia and other holos!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibXRzMUUWPE
Whoever mentioned ARK to Gura deserves a spanking.

Is Ame the only one that downloaded the damn thing correctly?
If Gura only downloaded the 32GB file and didn't started it she's fucked.

I think Ark SUCKS

>>16921047
kek

I don't think I'm going to be seeing Ame again today

Ark really is stupid huge, and I don't even have all the maps installed.

>>16921115
Bold of you to assume Gura reads DMs

>>16921120
the thread was only an hour old so someone was mad

anonchamas if you hate ark, please watch gamer maid get sweaty

Mumei forgor to download ark...

>>16921007
Woah! Me too!!!

ARKCHADS WWA???

I love the clock, Ouro Kronii, and Boros the snake.

>>16920934
you fucking BITCH
I HATE YOU
I WILL NEVER PLAY ARK AND I WILL NEVER DO MY REPS

>I have to play Ark
Why did she have to promise Coco to play Ark? Dumb shark!

>Ark

On the bright side, all of these issues means Gura and Ame and Mumei are predisposed to dislike ARK, so maybe they won't develop a taste for it and we'll never see it again after this.

>>16921169
You expect any less from Gura?

>Ark
hehehhee

>>16921055
The base download is 30gb, it unpacks to 60gb
pretty sure they don't even know what a server is, this is the kind of thing they need to do a week beforehand, I literally don't know what they were going to do, going COMPLETELY blind to a collab stream

>BOROS IS SINGLE
I HAVE A CHANCE

>>16921169
>ghost >us
This is the worst use of this word I've seen in a while.

Words cannot describe how much I hate Ark

I HATE GURA'S CHAT AND I FUCKING HATE ARK

Wait when tf is the Ark collab even supposed to be?

>>16921069
>ARK
>Game launcher
You absolute faggot, don't even know what the fuck you're talking about.

>>16921085
god i love noel's noels

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5oB0eiKp8og
Won't post it again.

ARK HATE! WE COULD HAVE HAD MORE NECRO OR SOME CHATTING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>16921083
No... I actually deleted all my Coco drawings after she graduated because I didn't want to be reminded of her, but I will consider drawing a Coco rrat anytime.

>>16921038
Nice, guess I'll finish Dq4.

Fuck ark and fuck Coco

I'm looking forward to the Minecraft collab coming soon.

Mumei should graduate over this.

>stameena

menacing

>>16921255
9 minutes lol

MUMEI WON

>>16921255
10 minutes

FUCK ARK FUCK ARK FUCK ARK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmUQeoT68dw
watch a stream while we wait

I'm watching vtubers fully naked in a bath and it's the first bath I've had in a long time and it's really nice and I feel happy and warm

>>16921165
I'm so hype, I've missed her.

>>16920939
everything noel does is cute anon. Now Stream Noel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMYIam2RFkg

>come back to noel's stream 20min later
>she hasn't even found the kokiri sword yet
this is going to be a long one isnt it

Do you think we're going to see Gura again after she finds out about Mumei's predicament?

>>16921180
NICE

The hour nigh approaches teamates, this is your last chance to prevent the fated Ark arc....

>>16921205
JMAL

If everyone hates ARK so much, how about the girls start playing Destiny 2 instead?
There's a new expansion coming out soon!

KINO INCOMING

Well, I enjoyed that hour and a half of genki gura...

>>16921190
Good, she was too cute for one day already. Someone should really have a word with her about that.

>>16921066
anon, I'm 100% sure none of them has made it post the starting screen, they will literally do nothing today, they barely have the game downloaded and you want them to make a private server?

>>16921184
>not mentioning ARK
Wtf i love friend!

everyone panicking about Ark when they could be relaxing listening to Kronii be a dork and laugh singing

>>16921225
Gura actually warned the other ENs in advance about the size, it’s their fault if they weren’t prepared

Matsuri is cute!

I'm turning into a buuuuuuuuuuuuuuug

Even if God fixes Fauna's pc Bae is celebrating her best friends birthday so they can't surprise everyone with a RE7 dlc stream...

>>16921189
how is it so bloated? are the devs chinese?

>>16921272
and fuck ina too right?

>>16921291
I'm watching clock-kun be extremely cute please undastand

Is it too much to ask for a Minecraft ark?

>>16920998
Yes

>>16921302
Noel will NOT understand that you can burn the webs in the first dungeon

>>16921323
Gura is always genki when she collab so this is going to be good.

>>16921259
>jpg
Wasn't this a gif?

>>16921038
>>16921271
>FF12
>DQ4
Didn't know we were dealing with a bunch of Patrician-taste Chads in here

>>16921309
I'd kill for an oblivion stream instead

>>16921184
As these threads become more and more inundated with tourists and their """fun"""posting, I appreciate your enthusiasm for this hobby more and more

>>16921272
don't you mean fark

>>16921353
Ina Ina Ina...

it only took Gura 7 months. I'm so proud of her

>>16921291
i read that as autistic karaoke kek

>>16921299
hahahaha no

Who here likes pits and kimono tits?

>>16921142
Did Ame setup a server? How are they going to play? Public lobbies?

>>16921368
Anon I don't think another stream is happening tonight

>>16921280
Mumei and Gura don’t talk at all, do they.

>>16921353
Will Ina make it as a backup dancer for holofes?

>>16921184
Can you even make one of these posts without messing something up?
It's Kokiri not Kokuri you little shit.

>>16920951
did she install it? :^)
32bg + 68 (lost island) = 300
based game

>>16921184
Right here, friend! Wishing Gura was better at scheduling things so she didn't have to end the fun Necrodancer stream. It's still really nice that she is feeling better!

REALLY fucking hope that Gura puts Necrodancer on the schedule again. It seems like she enjoyed it, and it's a really fun game to watch.

>>16921314
But the new player experience is dogshit and is confusing for those without a proper guide.

>attempts to cancel the Ark arc

>>16921380
old man

>>16921184
Ayame had fun
https://twitter.com/nakiriayame/status/1485081654599499777

Mori stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmUQeoT68dw
Mori stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmUQeoT68dw
Mori stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmUQeoT68dw
Mori stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmUQeoT68dw
Mori stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmUQeoT68dw

>>16921205
gamer maid is not until 2 hours...
who do I watch now??

>>16921184
Link is my most masturbated to video game character. I'm not proud of it, but it's true.
And you're not helping friend.

>>16921398
holy shit it's been 7 months since coco graduated?

>>16921241
What other term and pronoun would you use to describe the situation?

>>16921342
Nope. Homegrown american coding

>>16921353
I will gladly fuck Ina. Especially if it somehow makes her feel better.

>>16921397
It's accurate

>>16921412
>Gura and ____ don't talk at all do they
The answer is yes

ARK was always fucked, only Gura and Mumei had it on their schedules, did Sana and Kronii even mention it? And speaking of things Kronii mentioned, is she even aware her song leaked?

>>16921342
Lots of maps and assets and all of it uncompressed and scattered in 50K files. It's 1/3 the size during download.

>>16921314
at least there would be shooting

>>16921439
end your life

>>16921410
They have no fucking clue

I have a feeling there will be no Ark streams tonight..

>>16921332
The only way I go over to Kronii's stream is if she's horny.

A list of Holos who have yet to ever touch the game known as ARK.
Risu
Iofi
Anya
Ollie
Reine
Mori
Kiara
Ayame
Sora
AZKi
Fauna
Bae
Ame is not listed here because she has downloaded it and will be joining in sometime.

>>16921189
It's like 400gb total iirc, not expecting them to get past the base game though, they barely understand Minecraft mechanics

>>16921414
I wouldn't expect a baby zoomer to know the correct term.

>>16921439
Don't post indies here.

People hating Ark makes me erect and chuckle like a maniac but I'm heterosexual, what does this mean?

>>16921337
Fauna should buy a new PC at this point. The lag during her last RE stream got pretty bad at points.

>>16921439
Don't end your life

What is with all the fucking doomfagging lately?
>doomfagging about 3rd Fes
>now we're doomfagging about ARK
Is there a single optimistic person left?

>>16921439
fuck off

>>16921408
It will even if they dont play gayrk

Ok, redpill me on ARK. What do you do on that game? What can i expect from the girls playing it? And why do so many people hate it?

>>16921461
>is she even aware her song leaked?
No, and I'm glad.

>>16921439
astel is singing, i'll listen to him instead

>>16921412
She just told us last stream that she likes and does talk to herself

>>16921314
Destiny 2 is not the kind of game that is easy to get into.

I'm going to write mean comments in the Kuso Meme Review chat.

A sacrifice must be made for the cause, COMCAST PLEASE SHIT ON GURA’S INTERNET CONNECTION

>>16920665
Pretty sure TES:O and GTA have the same problem.
>>16920733
I read that in the "AK47s for everyone" voice. Fuck I missed Sven this weekend

>>16920881
This art looks like something I'd be super interested in when I was 7 years old. In fact I think some toys were marketed with exactly this kind of design, dinosaurs wearing laser cannons and shit, sometime around the mid 80s.

>>16921410
server_stonetoss.jpg

>>16921478
Ark will turn into an impromptu gurame collab

>>16921184
I thought you liked ARK

>>16921439
I'm excited. even if I've been critical of her in the past

>>16921228
You remember that time Gura organized a collab with Nacho-mama and neither of them realized the other didn't know EN/JP respectively?
Gura is really, really dumb.

>>16921439
Based.

>>16921478
feelin it in me bones

>>16921426
Then they can hire one of us D2 fans as an official HoloSherpa

>>16921431
>Today we are cancelling the ARKpocalypse

>>16921489
Kiara has specifically said she won't play ARK. "Why would I even play that when I could just play Minecraft?"

I'm pretending I know japanese, and I'm watching Noel play Zelda

hHahah who needs streams whenyouv e could be making your 10th anima relic ....

https://litter.catbox.moe/109amw.jpg

>>16920998
Yes Gura was actually getting good while having fun and not brute forcing it, and a holo playing a roguelike is a rarity

>>16921294
Bath tako?

>>16921085
I will now watch your stream for 5 minutes

I was hoping for some GurAme Ark...

You're a fucking idiot child. Ever hear of furture proofing? Ever hear of EverQuest 2? Crysis? Witcher 2? Probably not, because you're a millenial. You're the type of mongoloid that just cranks up all the graphics settings on a game and complains their potato doesn't run it well, instead if doing a little research and figuring out YOU"RE NOT SUPPOSED TO. And, no, not everyone "knows Ark runs like ass due to devs not optimizing it", just fuckheads like you that have no fundamental grasp of computer games and hardware, and how to optimise games YOURSELF, to suit your shit rig, instead of blaming the game.

I wasn't here for the original ARK arc. How bad is this game that you want them to play almost anything else?

Thank god ARK is cancelled. I'd literally prefer them just fucking off for the night than to have them stream that shit.

>>16921518
i don't know anything and don't care about ark, i just want to ENs interact in a game

>>16921507
I want to cum in that mug.

>>16920948

>>16920366
I have been there too, it's stressful to fight with daggers only or to do the Melody / Lute-only run where you have to hug enemies to damage them after bullshitting your way through the game with a ranged weapon you found in Zone 1-2.
>>16920422
Oh God that takes me back, wahoo! First game to make me feel sad about its ending, back then I thought there was no sequel. Then I learned that there is, 15 years later.
>>16920666
Thankies!
>>16920928
I am sure she will play it more. Let's just hope it will be onstream.

Is it just Mumei and Gura? Is this a revenge plot by Mumei to finally murder the shark?

>been looking forward to Gura ark
>now thanks to mumei it wont happen
I'm going to anti this bitch.

>>16921562
Kiara knows there's no point unless it's with Coco.

>>16921508
Must be all that cat hair and closet air.

>>16921548

ONEGAI
ONEGAIIIIII

>>16921562
Kiara said she will only play if literally every other HoloEN member plays it.

>>16921507
Did you not watch the JP Ark arc? It's fucking boring.

>>16921439
ngl, I honestly misread that as Autistic Karaoke.

>>16921564
Yo me too!

>>16921342
poorly optimized, plus every creature type has detailed unique models, textures, and animations, and the maps are huge, the smallest being 40 square km, largest currently is 150 square kilometers.
so it's pretty fucking big.

I don’t know if I should be annoyed at HoloEN being yet again completely unprepared for a stream, or happy that ARK is probably getting canceled/postponed

>>16921431
>*blocks it*

What's stopping Gura and Ame from buying and moving to a farmhouse in the middle of rural America and living their dream life?

>>16921564
pretty basic Japanese so far anon...

>>16921461
>>16921521
>leaked
but its not leaked its released just that the MV isn't yet

>>16921439
sure why not shes gotten pretty good

>>16921489
Filter the holos that don't matter and it's only Sora who haven't played it, which is understandable

>>16921446
I wouldn't use any words to describe the doom and gloom bullshit you're playing up in your head.

>>16921588
It actually had a ton of good moments, but it lasted a long time with long streams so people burnt out hard

>>16921507
>doomfagging
and
>disliking a game
are NOT synonyms, anon.
Doomfagging would be assuming that ARK would instacrash and reveal Gura's IP, home address and phone number, but only Squeenix's Avengers game does that.

>>16920998
I'm watching Noel be stuck in Ocarina.

Only wanted to see the Gura, Irys, and Kronii dynamic for the ARK stream but now no Irys. Also gura is only 32g/ 250g downloaded and kronii probably aint streaming either.

>Kronii was part of the ARK collab
>She refuses to stop singing
ONEGAI
ONEGAI

>>16921189
what the fuck

>>16921621
I don't watch JP

>>16921588
Imagine Monster Hunter, with half the action & five times the grind.

>>16921544
Gacha and rhythm games have melted her brain

>>16921589
shut up I would literally watch a shit review stream if Gura did it

>>16920998
Gura was being cute and talkative and not quiet and moody. This was objectively a good stream, you fucking /v/ermin.

>>16921414
Well excuuuuuuuuuuse me PRINCESS.
>>16921433
Yeah before she went to bed after her fan meet she said she wrote down so many notes about what her fans said to her so she can continually read them when she's feeling down. The fan meets is something she really enjoys because it makes her happy when she sees how much people love her.
>>16921544
I enjoy Necrodancer more than ARK.

>>16921518
Think of those shitty open world survival crafting games on Steam, then add dinosaurs and a fuckton of uncompressed assets and release it as a finished game with a bunch of DLC.

>>16921397

Remember that all talk of Ayame being a whore, that she does enjou kousai with fat, old, men, that she's constantly taking breaks to get stuffed by her boyfriend's cock, that's all rumors and can't be proven. But there sure are a lot of rumors and she sure takes a lot of breaks. Legend says if you get enough money and gain enough weight, if you walk down the right Japanese back alley at night, you might encounter her. Her ass is definitely loose just like her pussy. Gaping. She probably drips old man cum from every orifice.

What can be proven is she doesn't care about Hololive. She streams the bare minimum, when she streams at all.
>lowest number of hours streamed the last 6 months
>streamed literally once October and none at all in June
https://files.catbox.moe/5gy0h7.png
>makes up some excuse to explain her absence ranging from
I'm sick
https://twitter.com/nakiriayame/status/1446647834065833990
https://twitter.com/nakiriayame/status/1447060806500118531
My head hurts
https://twitter.com/nakiriayame/status/1451520313615798281
Tummy hort
https://youtu.be/AsvigP4y_5E
I have no internet
I'm moving
https://youtu.be/RBBntG9DnYI
Kiara moved halfway across the world and was back to streaming in under a week, Ayame took 6+ weeks while moving to a different spot in the same city
>didn't stream when "moving" but streamed for 1 million celebration, anons here found she was playing League of Legends the whole time
>fans accept her excuses, send her more money in one stream than some holo members make in a month, then fucks off again, repeats as needed
>continues to use one of these excuses at random
>was the only one to say nothing after Coco graduated, instead tweeting about airpods after the stream, then never mentioning her again
https://twitter.com/nakiriayame/status/1410816798681751554
https://twitter.com/nakiriayame/status/1410817106212388864
>ignored Ina's birthday drawing of her, even Ayame's mama replied
>didn't say anything to Miko after she got home from the hospital (for her chronic illness)
>never congratulates holos on birthdays or milestones
>doesn't respond when they congratulate her on hers
>wasn't there for Aqua and Shion's birthday totsu
>started totsu on her birthday in which Aqua and Miko appeared
>wasn't there for Miko's return stream
>wasn't there for Subaru's birthday or 1 million stream
>wasn't there for usaken summer festival
>wasn't there for usaken summer festival afterparty
>wasn't there for Christmas singing relay
>wasn't there for afterparty of song she released with Fubuki and Mio (Hyakkaryouran Hanafubuki)
>ghosted coco for a year about asacoco
https://youtu.be/mu_TRNccY6I
>never collabs with other holos
>Subaru and Choco mentioned she's the hardest to see online and in real life, "rarest among holos"
>caused SENPAITACHI OKBR stream to be delayed
>ruined the mood during SENPAITACHI OKBR stream by openly showing disinterest multiple times
>tried to end SENPAITACHI OKBR after doing it just once even though they changed the rules to accommodate her and it was delayed because of her
>late to monster hunter collab with Rushia by 40+ minutes
>participated in an Apex tournament without practicing or streaming it, sucked at it, and then said "everyone was serious huh?" while streaming it without even showing her avatar
>has a reputation of being a crazy lovable goofball due to Hologra, acts nothing like it on streams
>said in a members stream she only reads member comments and ignores non members
>only popular because of old clips and hologra
>only one of her team to not show up for sports festival pratice
>wasn't paying attention during sports festival
https://youtu.be/URSXpS-TdEc

So... ARK cancelled?

>>16921603
She's stupidly good at pattern recognition to a beat she just needs more time with it

>>16921566
anon...

>>16921564
based
have this dog as a bgm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFJWbK8UWwk

>>16921562
Kiaras PC would explode trying to play ARK

Miko posted a picture of a tree she aims to grow 10 meters tall. Ame can't post pictures of her terrariums. Why can't JP and EN get the same perms?

>>16921264
nice

>>16921007
I beat Getting over it for fauna!

>>16921644
Ame's crippling fear of intimacy.

>>16921644
Autism and Gura has some weird attachment to her turn of the 19th century apartment.

anyone else just relisten to Kiara streams whenever nobody's live? this snackbox review was super cute

>>16921691
Kek, amazing

>>16921452
that's horrifying
>>16921467
i think the largest game I've every downloaded was 50gb or so, and I can't even remember what game it was
>>16921628
i haven't really watched it other than clips so I guess at least there's something there, but jesus

>>16921478
Anon, "today" is an understatement, this wont happen for a whole month
>open game
>wait, how do we join the server?
>wait, wdym we have to make one?
>how are the JPs playing?
>who is making it then?
>wdym we have to pay for it?
and looking back at the problems they had with the EN MC server, it's literally not going to happen anytime soon

>>16921518
It's a dinosaur sandbox survival game, kinda comfy like how minecraft, zomboid, rust, and other survival builder games are comfy. Kinda slow and clunky, it'll be fun for a stream or two but that's it. Also you and the dinos poop which Gura will find funny

>>16921628
>the smallest being 40 square km, largest currently is 150 square kilometers.
The fuck? Are they one of those maps that have large, shitty flatland with barely any trees?

>>16921682
A shit review would be funny though and we'd be able to analyze their diets by using the goingintostreams machine

>>16921603
I can't find a way to convert the webm to a gif without fucking it up so just have this mp3 I was gonna use and imagine it's a soundpost
httpsfiles.catbox.moew6ms4n.mp3

>>16921644
Literally nothing is stopping them which is why they have been working out the logistics of it behind the scenes for months

Gura better stream Ark. I wanna see her make her character. All stream people in chat kept asking about Ark but she chose to ignore it and did the "whoops I forgot" excuse. It takes 5 minutes to put up a stream reservation. Another excuse to tried to use was "I forgot to put a stream up for Ark" as a reason for not streaming it. WHY IS SHE RETARDED AND LAZY???? Maybe if she checked Twitter once in awhile she would have seen what Mumei said

<< This is AWACS DeadEye. All callsigns report in >>

OH YES I’M SO HAPPY ARK IS CANCELLED I’M SURE IT WON’T RETURN ANYTIME SOON

Why Gura's chat spammed the hell out of her about the ark thing, while Clock-chan is still singing and its unware of her situation?

>>16921507
I'm optimistic that Mumei can successfully sabotage ARK

>>16921710
Ahhhhhhhhhhh FUCK I wanna fuck Koyolin so bad

>>16921670
Nobody even has a frame up, no reason to stop her stream until everyone else is ready especially if she's already prepped. Plus it's probably not even happening

>genki gura after she was having a bad week
>leaves for an ark collab that won't even happen
im masturbating to mumei until i've cummed so much that she gets impregnated by manifesting my cum in her womb

http://poal.me/2207eo
http://poal.me/2207eo
http://poal.me/2207eo

FUCK ARK
FUCK JOP
FUCK CHAT
FUCK ARK

>>16921647
Why hasn't she mentioned it outside of the teaser a single time if it was intentional

>>16921688
That's cute of Ayame.

Come watch ya boy

Couldn't they just....start ahead of Mumei and she joins later?
Why the fuck would you cancel the entire thing for the one streamer that will barely say anything anyway?

AKR gonna be pushed back to midnight

>>16921757
Ok, anon, I'll do it for you

>>16921621
>>16921659
Not what I'm talking about. I'm talking about the
>"duuhhhh Mumei game no downloaded no ark night ruined stream not happening duhhhh"
shit.

Necrodancer is such a great game for Gura.

>>16921050
Dangerously cute thoughts

>>16920934
ARK is way worse than minecraft and i'm not a super minecraft fan.

>>16921750
If Ame is installing it I could see her trying to sort things out or get the management to point them in the right direction. I don't expect the other to figure it out though, and Im definitely not expecting anything tonight

love seeing newfags shit on ark just because its the cool thing to do

>>16921807
>Necrodancer is such a great game.
Fixed that for you

>>16921737
I'm about to watch that VOD, what am I in for?

Gura Mumei impromptu meme review (feat. 4channel)

I miss Necrodancer...
https://streamable.com/rrub5y

>>16921715
Ame does post pictures of them. She even showed a couple during the members stream earlier.

>>16921802
So... in 1 minute?

>get genki Gura enjoying a game
>chat reminds her about shitty kusoge
>has to end stream just to find out no one else was prepared to play
>won’t get any more Gura tonight
I fucking hate ARK more than I’ve hated any game before

Should I begin spamming about ARK in Kronii's chat? I wouldn't want her to miss it.

>Ark is boring
You people have no taste, I'll watch Rushia fail to tranq innocent animals and retards get murdered by dinos because of poor decisions every day

>>16921184
>spoilers
It was me, Ayamefriend. Are you gonna use a belt or just your hand?

>>16921710
That's a cute dog, thanks.

>>16921225
It sucks because she actually seemed to enjoy necrodancer

Holy shit I just saw the feet picture Gura retweeted. She's definitely in a good mood today

>>16921691
BASED

Uhhh Mumei stream where?

>>16921800
Anon, none of the four people in the collab can start early because none of them have the game actually ready to go

>>16921757

get in here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjG_7D0rZ7s

>>16921588
You know the Pokemon arc?
You know how it was real exciting to people for a while, but now that we're on month 2 of it, most everyone is happy to see it end and for us to move on to new stuff?
That's what ARK is to people who were around back in 2020. Except instead of 2 months, it was about six months. and instead of it being Pokemon at first, with a decent amount to do and a lot of nostalgia behind Gen 4 specifically, it was fucking ARK, with less to do and more concentration needed on the part of the streamer to not fall prey to the myriad of bugs and fuckups in the game.
It just. kept. going.

>>16921793
the teaser of the MV has a link to the full song in the description so it has to be intentional

>>16921831
Oh, absofuckinglutely.

>>16921562
HOLY BASED I'M KFP NOW

>>16921800
I hope they do, I hope they just stream and mumei fucks off, bitch is costing us a Gura stream when we all know Gura will take a week break again, FUCK.

>>16921800
be real, gura didn't even install the fucking thing if she only has 32gb, it's not happening either way

REMINDER THAT KRONII IS STILL FUCKING SINGING

>>16921748
>Also you and the dinos poop which Gura will find funny
unchi!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFJWbK8UWwk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFJWbK8UWwk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFJWbK8UWwk
500K endurance stream, come listen to hard working coyote, she has a really nice singing voice.

>>16921835
Cute snacking and some nice superchatting, plus nervously trying to avoid eggshells on Holofes.

>>16921691
KEK

>>16921850
Fuck off

I miss Ame. Where is Ame?

>>16921870
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>16921826
Love oldfags pretending Ark isn't a fucking shitgame just to "own" the newfags.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oeI8wiJNJSc

Ok chumbuds HOW do we get rid of the purple cat? she is tempting our oshi with her big cat tats

>>16921870
T u T

>butterfly
GO ASTEL GO!

>>16921852
Most of them are newfags who never watched it

>>16921870
uooooooooooooooooooooooh

>>16921855
don't forget to tell your bossu he is a fucking silver fox and not a jackal

The only good thing about this is that Gura will have a whiplash playing Ark after crypt of the necrodancer and will not like Ark enough to stream it again

>>16921891
Cool!

Dinosaurs are cool

>>16921897
nah too pink

>Genki Gura
>Having fun in the pixelated rhytm game
>Chat reminds her of Ark
>not-so-genki Gura

>>16921264
I will. Astel is great, everyone should listen to him sing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5oB0eiKp8og

Here.

>>16921908
Ame is dead.

>>16921874
...I liked the Pokemon arc. But I'm a massive autist who likes autistic things like Pokemon and dinosaurs.

>>16921859
heres a secret
all the girls put on their best streams when they are horny
the hornier they are the better
try to chat things and retweet images that can help achieve this

For being a game with a super fuckable shortstack imp bitch and Link probably being his most fuckable as well there sure aren't that many Holos who bother streaming Twilight Princess.

ARK DOKO

i think council are actually incompetent people....

>>16921897
>holox
lol, no

This is sloppy even for en standards