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I love Ina!
>>16917109mumei isn't streaming right now...
Hm, I'm thinking Ame.
KIARA LOVE
BUT HERE'S MY NUMBER
>>16917109>gura streaming>use a matsuri OPogey
rrat
I missed upbeat Gura
My wife Gura
Matsuri is cute!
Gawr Gura has a vagina.
Look at my tiny wife
I gain physical pain every time she walks by these without hitting it
Have you thanked me today /vt/?
What did he do to deserve this
I love the clock, Ourochimarnii and her snake, Borochimaru.
'melier
>>16917208Isn't that Gura though?
I love Kronii!
>>16917247shark_mascot knows what he did
>>16917209Should I use a different battle ost
I love my oshi Ame!
>>16917208glasses reps!
what do gumbabbirs call this?
You guys made me realise, we'll never have a Holo autistic enough for Noita..
>>16917186Do you think they will ever play Needy Streamer Overdose? I bought it today and it's fun, but probably a bit yab and repetitive. I can see Mori clicking through a few endings though.
Ouro Kronii has had Zero (0) streams with her default outfit since her new years outfit.
>>16917153Me too! Feel better Ina!
Gura cunny
>ignores the ARS chat>immediately reads the real money chati love gura
>over a decade old nowGood god
>>16915101what's the ame version of this?
>>16917268my cuge Gungy
>>16917193
Will chumbuds ever be brought to justice for their crimes against children?
Do Deadbeats really?
Gura bopping along in her improved rigging makes this stream worth it on its own
Bear witness to Gura being absolutely STUPID as she cannot handle jumping to the beat while making quick decisions in Necrodancer. And that's okay because as she gets into the groove of things she'll notice how enemies move and she will have a blast with this addictive game. Hopefully she'll get so addicted she'll play it some more and we get even more streams of it. And maybe you guys will also play it along with her to prove that she's BAD at video games!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NytRuJWwU-w AsaMiko ACTUALLY started on time today as 35p got a healthy dose of slapping so they can get their asses up to enjoy their oshi talking about all kind of topics and news over what happened to her today.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xlqRX3Gg7kKroniies wish they could turn back time for eternity so they can listen to oshi Kronii sing forever and ever and ever which would technically be torture but I'm sure they'd both love it. Probably. Her Member's Karaoke must be a blast, hope you clockers are enjoying yourselves.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9hEFlPnQ4oIn less than 15 minutes, Noel's next Zelda adventure has been decided as she's gleefully picking up Ocarina of Time, a classic and all time favorite Zelda game featuring the best Ganondorf design. Not best Zelda design, that goes to Wind Waker. Either way, it's going to be so much fun going on this journey with her!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCCaMngYf1UIn less than 75 minutes, you've actually got two karaokes to jam out to /hlgg/ because on one hand you've got Mori blessing your ears with a wonderful Acoustic Karaoke session that will be unarchived and on the other hand you've got the super cute koyote Koyori celebrating 500k subscribers and so she'll be healing our hearts with her very own karaoke session. Pick your favorite to listen to and get lost in the love of music friends!Mori Karaoke: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmUQeoT68dwKoyori Karaoke: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFJWbK8UWwk>Songs ReleasedAZKi time. Donning her first outfit, the badass (read as cute) diva idol sang the song Rise from Orgia, the GitS opening. She did an incredible job singing this song, really nailing those english and german parts to the best of her ability and sounding amazing. That's why you should go and give her a cover a stream if you haven't yet, you won't be disappointed.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmzY4R2QLfMRushia had a Birthday Live today with her gen! It was super duper fun and cute and you should watch that VOD if you missed it. You should also give her brand new original song Omoikou a listen because it's so soothing and calm that listening to it plus watching the MV to it will put your hearts at ease. It'll make you think about the good things in life like being alive during the rise of Hololive and getting to watch Rushia and other holos!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibXRzMUUWPE
If vtubers become big enough, do you think Gura could be on a "To Catch a Predator" type show as the bait?
>>16917186>>16917283christ will you shills fuck off
I hope Gura likes my singing.
>>16917283fuck off shill
I saw the news posted by some schizo on hlg.Now I understood why Mori went full "way with the words mode". Deadbeats should teach Mori another strategy to deflect hate besides the kamikaze route.
You're still trying to shill this shit?
>>16917299Greedy shark
>>16917193LOVE AND ADORATION
>>16917275That being played is more realistic than the people who keep suggesting SS13
>You need to be in beat even to buy stuffYeah this game is soul
>>16917235>>16917300That's it, my skills are needed
Bow is good but holy fuck is it hard to use right
>>16917331we exist for your entertainment
>>16917283I think it would hit a little too close to home for some of them at least.>>16917340>>16917342>shillI literally just pirated the game
>>16917193sex
>>16917332Brian Tsuii does decent work sometimes
>Don't like the bowI thought you said Gura's girlyNvm, spoke too soon
Coco love!
>>16917344vocaroo. now.
>>16917358hes better off with her desu
She's gonna lose the bow by stepping on spikes somewhere isn't she
>>16917209>>16917224>>16917225>>16917233>>16917235>>16917238>>16917263>>16917268>>16917300>>16917336>>16917339>>16917378thanks for posting my daugtherwife
She love the bow
Until Gura raps to the beats, Friend's stream of this game is still the besthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S-xXNhO_dY
naname post
>>16917331stupid sexy deadbeats
>>16917300>To Catch A Predator>She just reads her superchats
Godammit Gura why the fuck would you think you'd hate a range weapon>>16917368Bow's fine, it's crossbow that's great but sucks ass with its reloads.
She LOVES it
GO KRONII GO
whos koyofag from the start herehttps://twitter.com/hakuikoyori/status/1485067047059193856only me
>>16917409that's my sisterwife you're talking about there buddy
>>16917409All me
>>16917405Why the long face?
[Great News] Gura is very HORNY.
>>16917264That's my oshi!
Gura is in her element
man Gura is loving this shit
TIME TO GET CONGA'D
>>16917350Yeah, Mori goes completely nuclear and is willing to loose a whole arm if it means making the other retard loose a hand.I hate that she's like this, because she's just like me
Gura's Ark when?
>>16917405HeheheMeanwhile
Traitors have no refuge here
Kronii's so SOVL...I love it bros...
ENTER PPT
Monke
Ame cute! Gura cute!Miko cute!
KING CONGA LET'S FUCKING GO
The best song in the game
I LOVE YOU GURA I WANNA MARRY GURA I WANNA HAVE PASSIONATE SEX WITH GURA GURA SEX I WANNA KISS AND SEXX SEEES GURA SHE'S TINY AND MAKES MY COCK HARD GURA WAS MADE TO HAVE SEX WITH ME I MUST SUCKY SUCK HER CUN CUNNY AND DRINK HER PISSY CUNNY MY TINY GURA SEXY I LOVE GURAAAWAZsjsjdjchfjshttps://files.catbox.moe/ml2wso.jpg
>>16917425I made it my life goal to become a god at using not only the Crossbow but also the Blunderbuss. After completing that goal I felt so good about life.
that was what gura sounds when being fucked
>>16917291remember Flare?Kronies better hope the casual outfit will be nice
>>16917240Treasure blocks she can dig out, I'm guessing?
MONKEY TROUBLE
HOTMONKEYDICK
>>16917339Which Holos do you think you watch the least?
>>16917498Damn bro, that looks just like my cock.
I am the last remaining teamate...kneel to me chumbuds
>rhythm game with actual gameplayHow does the west keep shitting on jap games so hard?
hows the karaoke kronies?
>>16917437me too but i can't keep up with all her streams anymore...
How is Gura's chat so fucking fast compared to everyone in hololive?
The clocks being pretty cute
Rhythm hypnotizes Gura into liking things, I bet chumbuds could get her to date them if they asked her out to a beat.
Time for hot conga beats
>>16917498Trim your fucking pubes
>Gura moving when the beat says to stopShe deserved to get Konged on the little brat. I hope she learned her lesson that you don't mess with King Konga's conga line.
Some good jams in this game
KINGCONGAWINSLOL
>you tell Gura to stop moving>she keeps moving>you cum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZ-L9L7q4EUposting this classic
>Bow+Armor+Birght torchJust one health item and not getting surprise bukkake'd by the boss and she won this round.Oh fuck she didn't realize that the beat pauses.>>16917134I don't feel that it is viable, especially not after upgrades once you can keep up the combo. You get lots of money. Only time I would do it is when there is an early bomb helmet or 3x bombs, and only for blasting corners.
>>16917535You wish
Reminds me of the time Gura said "monkey" while watching Asobi Asobase and the next scene started with a nigger
>>16917528not him, but probably Ayamekek
>>16917538Kroniechama...
>>16917517Being able to see the front of the wall means there's a hidden room there.
I lost my mumei folder.......................
Did Kronii do her singing reps lately?
>>16917535why ? are you gura?
>Got dunked by King KongaCalled it. King Konga doesn't like it when you're off beat.>>16917517Not treasure blocks, but blocks in general you can dig and find an open are that can and sometimes contain treasure chests or enemies to kill for bonus gold. She's also ignoring cracked walls which can lead you to areas with more shopkeeps that helps out a ton.
>>16917538She's cute, of course
>>16917538Very dorky singing!
Just got back from crying. Is Goowa cute?
>>16917541I can't catch most of it live because I have an oshi but I'm trying to watch all the archives. It is still fun.
>>16917498based but you didn't actually cum
>>16917638why were you crying
>>16916703https://files.catbox.moe/2328w0.png
>>16917340>>16917342I haven't heard of the game before today. rumao why is a fucking video game living rent free in your head? I even called it repetitive.
>>16917350Did something else happen or is this still the usual from the start of the week?
>>16917437Day 1
>>16917339Right here, friend! Watching Gura and Miko. I am glad Gura is enjoying the game, hope she plays it again. Thanks for shilling AZKi's song too.
>>16917593I'm not membered so that's why I'm asking?
>>16917543because youtube live numbers are a lie since susan hates rori
>>16917538Fun.Also, we just got some water gulping ASMR
Reminds me of the FFVI opera singing noises
>>16917528If I'd have to take a guess, it'll probably be Iofi as her streams aren't necessarily bad but she's always sandwiched in between really incredible streams and also speaks a fair amount of bahasa, something I'm not as familiar with nor hyper excited to learn how to speak. I do sometimes catch a VOD of hers though, and she's a very funny and cute individual who I'm glad is in Hololive.>>16917589I'll hit you.
>>16917638yep
>>16917109>whore global
Based oji-san from Gura's stream
>>16917638Why were you crying you little bitch?
Gura really needs better weapons than the shitty broadsword
>>16917405Cute
>>16917339Right here bratfriend, drawing could take a little longer sorry.
>>16917669Is that an Indie?
>>16917651Based, this will be the version I post henceforth.
>>16917498source on image?
>>16917664I hadn't heard of it before 3 days ago but a certain poster has been spamming it in generals across the entire board since
>>16917609i don't think so...
>>16917641Very erotic dog
>>16917589GOTTIM
>>16917652>>16917692
Died on first level with 5 hearts lmao
Wtf... You're all pedophiles she has the body of a little girl
Anyone else feeling the burnout from Hololive? It's starting to get boring to be honest. I'm planning on taking a break for a week and see what happens.
Get fucked, Gura.
>"How?"Gura you're running straight into enemies...
Can you move and attack on the same beat?
>>16917669based
>mogs your oshi simply by moving every other beat instead of every beatthe fabled shark IQ isnt very high is it
>>16917762Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out.
Bros...I just opened twitter.How do I cope?
>>16917385Yes anon! Gladly! I am so glad you finally asked!
Stop pretending to cum so goddamn much.
How many people watch Gura thinking she's an actual child?
>>16917762I've been hearing some convincing arguments
>>16917587Her reaction was so funny, she's like "I didn't mean that guys"
I think we should start a fund for Mumei, guys.She wants to do streaming and her schoolwork, and that's a pain, as you all know. But she's using coffee to cope with that, and that's not smart.I think we should pool our resources together and give her adderall instead. That way, it's medicinally healthier and in the right dosage amount for the day.What do you think?
>>16917715>more subs than half of council in 1/3 of the timeYou tell me
>>16917782with some weapons yeah
>>16917765Bueno
>>16917663FEEL BETTER INA
I JUST came.What have I missed from Gura?
>>16917759I know it's so fucking hot
GURA IS MY WIFE, MINE.
>>16917688I feel that. I kind of feel bad not watching Risu's friends but it just doesn't do much for me outside the Kira Kira collabs.
What the fuck is this backing track kek
>>16917762That's what you get when you obsess over it and do nothing all day except hololive.Just do other shit, you don't have to watch all streams
>>16917797me
>Is this good?No, this is not good.
the fuck kronii
>>16917759ToT
Finally free. Can the faggot who keeps posting shit and getting my IP range banned stop now
>>16917762I remember the copypasta, anon, but it's an old one.
>>16917782Only if you have a rapier.
>>16917730That's a Coyote!Have a sex(y) dog.
KRONII HATES THE GERMAN LANGUAGE
>>16917759t. baiting more cunny
goob...
Stop bullying Gura you fucking deadbeats!
>>16917784Upvoted, have a gold.
>>16917759yes she does ToT
>>16917844wats she up to rn
>gets glass dagger >immediately throws itwhat did she mean by this
why are so many pomudachi ex-teamates
i kneel kronii
>>16917792By not descending into despair, brother.
Kronii....
>>16917797I bet there are a lot of flustered shotas that watch Gura and think that they have at shot at being her boyfriend.
>>16917863Cat...
>>16917762Don't listen to those other anons, it's fine to take a break sometimes kyoudai.
>>16917822How'd you find my wedding pictures
>>16917797Post proof she isn't
>>16917890Attack on Titan OP but scuffed as fuck
Thoughts?
>>16917762You posted this already
>>16917897I can't like both?
>>16917759>she has the body of a little girlsex
kronii fucking nailed the first aot theme
>>16917804please dont crowdfund meth for moomer
>>16917759Gura is an adult and there is nothing you can do about it
>>16917759
>>16917759don't care, mating press
>>16917762Lots of newfags outing themselves with this one
>>16917961Proof?
I thought Chumbuds were kind and peaceful, explain
>>16917908what a bunch of idiots haha... imagine watching Gura because you want to be her boyfriend haha...
>>16917919Pretty based, Kronii
>>16917927dancin thoughts
>>16917247Making my dick too hard (but only when drawn by Ina or Kuroboshi).
Kroniis laugh... holy shit... it was actually very cute help me
>>16917933i like both too i just thinks its interesting they have such an overlap
>>16917535
>>16917791>>16917799>>16917836>>16917836>>16917858>>16917911>>16917935>>16917972Didn't realize I was on Facebook
>>16917927Did she do naughty things with Mori?
>>16917759That's why I chose her.
>>16917980Damn this image is hotand literally me
>>16917980me on the left
>>1691779790% of greyniggers spamming "HOW OLD ARE YOU??"
>>16917972he capitalised ithe did it wrong...
>>16917759Hell no I am not doing this again. You get one (1) picture.
Do you love your oshi anon?
Quiet, Gura is crafting brain thoughts
why is Miko so cringe?
>Kronii sperging and tripping over German lyrics Yep worth every penny.
>>16917980me on the right
>>16917863You can with the cat o' nine tails too
>>16918009You will never be glasses Ina
>>16917995They're pretty similar in some ways, I don't know how to explain.Ame is my oshi but I watch Pomu when I can;
Thoughts on this?
>>16917822That's actually me and my wife
Gura is slipping into saying "kon" and "hoi" to the beat often enough that I'm 100% convinced she watched the VOD of FBK playing this beforehand
It's 9 PM and I've been think about cunny nonstop this morning
>>16917789>gives your shark a weapon that attacks multiple squares>plays a backing track below 110bpm>plays a dragon sound effect>has more than two keys to pressshark brain no likey
>>16917927I love kiwawa
Kronii...
>>16918071Oh hey that's my wife Gura!
Beautiful rendition Kronii
>>16918049take it back, please
LEFT SIDE RIGHT SIDE
I think Gura is gonna win this time.
>>16918064>>16917909Right, I forgot about that shit because I hate them.
>>16918071kiss
>>16917489Miko love !
Oh yeah, I hate Ina btw.
>>16917797I mean, I could see how you'd be confused at first but it's pretty clear that she's not eventually
>>16918071sex thoughts
>>16917762wait...
>>16917819the first time she's enjoyed a game in weeks
I tried fry some eggs and it looked like these egg rolls from my Japanese cartoons.I'll become Japanese and marry my oshi.
>>16918070
>>16917762unsure how much you consume, but I dropped all but 4 girls even as a "keep up with on the side" and am skipping most collabs even if I know the girls i watch wont be much of a presence. That was after a 2 week break I came to that decision so it doesnt hurt to try. I was very fucking burnt before that.
YOU ARE KING
I love the shop in this game
>KING>yuuheiCOUGHCOUGHCOUGHCOUGHCOUGHCOUGHCOUGHCOUGHCOUGHCOUGHCOUGHCOUGHCOUGHCOUGHCOUGHCOUGHThis karaoke is an experience
>>16918071Her and Gura should fuck thoughts
>>16918142she enjoyed minecraft last week
>>16918142Sugoi, hope she gets the Zelda crossover.
This music just reminds me of Party Hard
>>16918071I should go grab a snack thoughts
(YOU) ARE KING
Marine has a musky, unwashed aroma, especially under her boobs and thighs.
I think people should give some toddlercon art a chance
>>16918071dekaiyu
>>16918081She said she did, retard.
challenge: finish a Gura stream without chumming
>Gura in my left ear>Kronii in my right earGod i love blue women
>>16918195That's a bride too far.
You people are disgusting, you should be put in jail.
kronii...
>>16918167ah, the disney collab, forgot about that
>Gura says she pulled an all-nighter before the superhot stream yesterday>Gura said yesterday in the superhot stream that she had a good nights restwell which is it? she always says conflicting stuff
>>16918117I'll trade if you give me something I don't have already.
>>16918071
>>16917663FEEL BETTER INA I bet she's still going to draw, drink copious amounts of watered down coffee, get no sleep, and play FF14 though
>>16917437>Member for 25 daysI timed it to the same day as all my other memberships so renewal would be one single payment
is kronii ok...
>>16918071Looking forward to seeing her cry again tonight if she gets to the next real world part!
>>16918071For how long would you rape this if given the chance?
>>16918195Too young
>>16918195Fuck offt. chumbud
>just dont get hit>gets hitGooorah
Where's the ARK frame Moom
Startinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCCaMngYf1Uhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCCaMngYf1Uhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCCaMngYf1U
Grua seething
>>16918181That's hot
>>16918181>Cheek mole
>>16918221Nice, I can rape Peko that way.
I'm so blessed today bros...
>>16918249sounds like she's starting to have fun with karaoke, not bad desu
>>16918249shes having the time of her life shes fine
>>16918195Gross. JK is my limit.
>>16917109>>16917176owlcucks have become the most annoying fanbase
>noticeable amount of posts about Kroniiglobal is almost whole again. Now if only Sana could stream a bit more...
Damn it Gura, just get the spear, it's way better than every other weapon you've unlocked
>>16918165based thoughts.
>>16918047More than you could ever know
>>16917350What now?
>>16918215Blue women are the fucking strong
>>16918234I remember Gura being 30 minutes late to Superhot because she overslept while taking a nap before the stream, nothing about a good night's rest.
>>16918291Holy shit, thanks for posting this, I didn't know she would play this
>>16918291Has she played BOTW already? OoT is best experienced as a first time zelda.
>>16918195Not really to my liking, but I understand the appeal, friend.
Why do all the JP girls stream early on the weekends? They act like they have a regular 9-5 job mon - Friday and can only stream early on the weekends. Why are nips like this?
>>16918293Gruabros
>>16918305>desuwhat the fuck I wanted to write desu how the fuck did i write desu
>>16918322
Bae is gonna have sex someday. Just think about it. Someone's actually gonna be lucky enough to rail her through a mattress raw and cum balls deep in her wombhole.
>>16918195holy based
>>16918238everything I have came from /hlgg/ but i'll give it a shot
>>16918322are you going to start posting mumei pictures alongside anti-posts to try and legitimize this or what
>>16918356Because Cover makes them do 3-4 meetings a day on weekdays
>>16918380me, yeah
>>16918367desuchama...
>>16918380>FujoSorry anon, she'll be a virgin forever.
>>16918367>I wanted to write desu how the fuck did i write desuI don't see the problem here
>she nailed the purring partNeat
>>16918195I remember a few years ago if you searched lolicon on google images you wouldn't get anything, because if the loli filter, but if you searched toddlercon you'd get the most hardcore shit. That was weird
>>16918047I spent the day reading a manga and going>"She's just like IRyS for real for real I fucking love her too much"it's become too much for me, I'm not even sure if the main girl was even like her at all or if I'm just caught under her spell and see every good girl as IRyS now
>>16917667>>16918343ya boy sacrifices herself to defend random people on the internet
>>16918380>Not anusI don't care.
>>16918298Wipe your screen anon...
>>16918367
>>16918356their paying audience have jobs
>>16918356The sun rises as 5:30 AM
pure sex
>>16918380No, I'm not posting that Festival.
Gura is going to hit Deep Blues and get fucked because she knows nothing of chess.
>>16917797UOOOOHGura herself said she's mentally a child.
>>16918195I've gone LOW, but I've never gone THAT low.
Imagine the smell
She fucking rebound magic to ESC...
Guh
>>16918195This is a bad post.
>up+left>down+leftWhat are those controls?
>>16918367newfags can't even desuhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsEOqP3h__Y
>>16918195>t.
>>16918474Blessed image.
>>16918484
>>16918195nepis are cool but i don't think i could get into it, i saw daisy's destruction as a kid and it tainted my experience
>Cunny >Fat cat >in one threadEvery day Onigiriya and Chumbuds grow closer. This much horniness in one place isn't safe.
>>16918195
considering getting
KRONIII
>>16918474This thread gave me a pube fetish.
>>16918474Jesas,Imagine it crunching in your teeth
erm why are we so slow? where is everyone?
>>16918487fightan heritage
>>16918367desudesudesudesudesu
>>16918487It's meant to be playable using just the four arrow keys (ESC is bound to a two-key combo).
>>16918447Then how come all these jp's who stream early on the weekend don't do it during the week?
>>16918367kek
>>16918195I am not into diaper.
>>16918501STOP POSTING ROZEN MAIDEN IN /jp/IT WILL NEVER BE ON TOPIC
>>16918195i defend loli art but toddlercon is really a sexual sickness. keep it to yourself
>>16918530Same desu
>>16918367needs more desu desu
>>16918487It's very simple actually once you get the hang of it. It's more fluid of a motion than you'd think.
>>16918195Why do lolicons have to spread their shit everywhere and try to recruit more lolicons. You are a minority and should act like one. Do what you want but keep it to yourselves
>>16918487you can remap it but it's not nearly as bad as you'd think since you can't hop diagonally outside of a few of the other characters
Well that was fun on my ears.Thanks, Kronii
>>16918537my Ina is dead
>>16918351https://youtu.be/N_aSlW_78x0https://youtu.be/N_aSlW_78x0
>>16917651based as usual
>>16918528I'm going to get this for my niece. Everyone will bully her and she'll grow more socially isolated. Soon, I will marry her.
IT'S A DRAGON GURAOF COURSE IT SHOOTS FIRE
Gura...
>why didnt you tell me it shot fireGura...
>why didn't you tell me a dragon shoots fire
>>16918442Nice try. I ain't fallin for that again.
>>16918447The land of the rising sun...
>>16918581what a shame
Gura's hands sound miniscule
>>16918537right here ayamefriend!
gura is talking about my butt
>Why didn't you tell me it shot fireMy sides>>16918596Green and Blue and even Gold dragons don't shoot fire. It's just the red ones.
>>16918570THAT'S IT, DESU
>>16918528I hope you're a middle school girl
>>16918619T o T
>>16918561>/jp/So, that anon telling me to post Koyori in /jp/ didn't know...
>>16918619just imagine the handcam streams
>>16918619They make my cock look huge when her little sweaty hands are rubbing on it
Gura would've known dragons shoot fire if she played more Monster Hunter!
Hello Chumbuds, have some tummy
>die a shit ton of times just to pass a single levelThese types of games are waste of time
just turn the vibrator off gura
>>16918590That's kind of based.
>>16918537drawan
>There are Necrodancers in this thread
I don't even want Gura to play Ark I just want her to continue Necrodancer...
>>16918474>>16918530Is it time?https://files.catbox.moe/zljm7q.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/7pq1a4.jpeg
>>16918590devilish
>>16918367So this is the fabled council newfag, sugoi...
>>>/jp/38295491
>>16918438>checks archivesHow the fuck is that related to Mori at all?
>>16918396Same, and I am too lazy to check, 10000 files and about half of it still unsortedIs this more to your liking?
>>16918367me but with onions
the quietest eva in the world...
>BuzzingIt's inside her.Right now.
>>16917784Pachi pachi...
>>16918410>>16918427>>16918445>>16918501>>16918543>>16918558>>16918570...I swear im not doing this on purpose...what the fuck
Ame: FPSGura: RhythmKiara: RPGsMori: PlatformerIna: ___
>>16918677Yea, I prefer The Last Of Us 2 on Easy with Journalist mode enabled as well
>>16918706KEK
>>16918694same desu
>>16918676Her girlfriend's controlling it to tease her, please understand.
>>16918530
>>16918732Eroge of the shota variety.
When are they supposed to be playing Shart, devolved
>>16918732Who?
>i don't like that thingyou don't even know what that thing is, Gura
>>16918677You don't have to die a shit ton of times, she's just not getting it. Which takes time to, and she's streaming on top of it meaning it'd take even longer.
>>16918677This is what they mean by "gameplay loop"
>He doesn’t necrodance
How come IRyS, Ina, Sana and Mori make a big deal about their sickness but Ame and Gura just go "kinda sick I guess"
>>16918753
>>16918733Either extremes are dogshit, just give me a game that respects my time and intelligence
GURA IS A BRAT THAT WHINES WHEN SHE DOESN'T GET WHAT SHE WANTS
>>16918729Yeah it's happened to me before. One time I tried to write t b h and it got switched to desu
>>16918732MMOs
>>16918729Okay you HAVE to be baiting at this point. No way you're this new
>>16918677t. zoomie that needs to spend 30 minutes watching a tutorial in order to properly minmax their first playthrough of the first level in order to """""enjoy""""" the game
Minato Aqua's POV.
>>1691877050 mins
I think one of the EN girls needs to do a Fashion Review stream for their fans.It's been way too long. We need a new Lunaito-style "reveal" thread or two.
>>16918487What the other anons said, but I switched those combos to WASD.
>>16918811from what little i watched Necrodancer seemed fine for that.
>>16918803Ame and Gura are younger women that have not yet become starved for attention
>Avoided this place for a few days this week to avoid the Mori+Ark schizo combo>completely missed the fact the ARK thing is a collab>only learned about it nowFUCK YEAH!!! Today just got way better
>>16918710it is acceptable
>>16918677but that's just every game when you're new and suck ass
>>16918821>Reddit got filtered by this image
>>16918811>filtered by zone 1>intelligence
>>16918729I shiggy diggy.
https://twitter.com/nanashimumei_en/status/1485072827749330944Mumei...
>titanium crossbowNO GURA
>>16918677If Gura actually had a brain she unironically wouldn't be taking this long on the first level.
>CrossbowGURA NO
>>16918836Get well soon IRyS
>>16918793She got it in a previous run.
>>16918831Cat feet
>>16918821giwtwm
>>16918677Yeah roguelikes suck ass as a central progression system. This game was much better when it became Cadence of Hyrule
Ark canceledhttps://twitter.com/nanashimumei_en/status/1485072827749330944
>>16918729shut up, retard, stop outing yourself a massive newfag. Reminds me of the retard that did the same with soi back in /jp/
>>16918732She can draw, you know!
>>16918677She's also just stupid
>>16918855
>>16918537
I LOVE YOU KRONIIIIII
>>16918803Because Gura never use sosmed that much & her sickness IS a nothing burger.While Ame, she gets used to it.
>>16918821Someone make that child Link
>>16918883Nah that's about forgetting her members stream
>>16918291>Playing Switch version>Not playing the gz on a homebrewed WiiUThis is going to feel so slow to watch. Maybe it'll reignite my speedrun autism.
>>16918732Ame: CuteGura: CuteKiara: CuteMori: CuteIna: ____
>>16918881>. This game was much better when it became Cadence of HyruleEveryone keeps saying this but I fucking hate Cadence and absolutely love Necrodancer.
And you all thought she would hate this game
>>16918706I want flex on JPs with my gaijin cockWhere do I go?
>yes step on this>steps on the trap herself>no not mekek
>>16918865>>16918883wonder if she just started the download
>>16918883God I wish, I want to keep watching Gura play this
I'm so fucking donw with Evangelion music, nothing wrong with it, but hearing it so much has made me grow sick of it
she's... she's so dumbi love her a lot
>>16918928Really cute!
>>16918928Can draw!
>>16918808Were you so excited you forgot to type your reply?
Goomba...
>13 minutes past the hour>Noel still isn't in the game
>>16918729Made me reply/10
>>16918803Because Ame and Gura lie about being sick whenever they don’t feel like streaming
>>16918836does cosplay fashion review count?
BzzZz bzzzZz bzzzzZ
>>16918984I'm here waiting for miko to talk about holofes and noel to start oot
>>16918957I'm so fucking done*
It was not fine
>>16918881Cadence of Hyrule isn't even close to what this game is only behaving in similar control scheme. Also that game is piss easy and the song remixes aren't even that good. Necrodancer has way more survivability and replayability at that price.
Gura still doesn't understand how enemies attack in this game. The green dragon is literally just a skeleton with more HP
Gura still has no idea how to play this game properly, she misses attack opportunities all the timeI'm losing hope here.
it's fine.
>its fine>dies immediatelyholy kek gura
that was a powerful Cruel Angel Thesis
A NEGRO DEADBEAT
Gerombo....
>Its fine its fine its fine>Instantly diesSasuga same.
>>16918848Is that how that works?
>Your Oshi>will Gura be able to make it back to King Konda without the bow
>>16919007You crack me up, little buddy.
>>16919006Only if it's still the fans doing it, but then it absolutely would
>>16918854Disagree. Roguelike/lites are an excuse for game developers to skimp out on difficulty curves and level design because they didn't have the budget for it. Usually games have these things called level design that lead you to be better by incrementally increasing the difficulty of encounters. Roguelikes/lites just dump you in a randomly generated room and say "die until the combat clicks, I guess". Bad game design. Literally stretching half an hour of content into 10 hours by exploiting people's fetish for permadeath.
When is the en rainbow 6 aliens collab going to happen?
>>16918881necrodancer is one of the lightest roguelites out there in terms of meta-progression, there are very few permanent upgrades and diamonds become useless very quickly
>>16919001Yeah bro they have one hell of an imagination to plot all that shit.And if you don't make a big deal about being Le Sick that means you're lying
>>16919016You should post in chat and tell her how to play the game, I'm sure she'd appreciate the help
>>16919035AmeI belieb
>>16919001
>Checks /jp/ because you fuckers got me curious.Ummm holy shit that's actually pretty fucking yab.Glad I stopped following Mori.
>>16919016>>16919014I'm going to be fair here and say that Fubuki had the same issue. They get so freaked that they don't realize they can do a hit or two before moving.
>>16918966>>16918831>>16918652>>16917264thights are hot you should post more
>>16918732
>>16919050C O P E
I think Gura has not yet understood the concept of beat based movement.
>>16919035Ameno
>>16918677It's one of the more forgiving roguelikes, most "useless" runs end in less than 5 minutes. If you get a good build you REALLY get ahead, and a total all zones playthrough takes a hour at most. You also get upgrades pretty much every single time you finish a run, and on top of that there will be a vendor later who can give you starting equipment for diamonds.At the end of the day, if it's fun restarting doesn't hurt.
>>16918803>Mori>big deal about sickness???
>>16919054Ame played Siege once and hated it, it's not happening ever.
Guramehttps://jigex.com/2jxwp
>>16919016A rhythm game to Gura is "press one of two buttons at regular intervals"This game is "make decisions based on enemy patterns at regular intervals"Asking Gura to make decisions on a time limit is going to fuck her up
Imagine fucking sucks
>>16919035GuraNo, because it won't be King Konga that she fights the next time she gets there
>>16919050It's easy to make shitty 2D grid levels than it is to write a halfway decide procedural level generator
>>16919050T. Bad at video games
Nekomataokay
>>16919050this really just sounds like you need to get good
>>16919035GuraI BELIEVE THAT SHE WILL WIN
>>16919050I agree, god forbid some devs have to actually plan out things like progression and difficulty. But aren't there some roguelikes that aren't completely randomized, allowing the difficulty to properly escalate?
>ARK in 45 min>Gura streaming Necrodancer>Kronii singing>No one has a reservation upIt's not happening tonight. At best it's getting delayed an hour because they haven't even tried running the game yet.
>>16919007bee careful out there!
>>16919111Sorry, Roguelikes/lites just aren't good games. I promise you, in 2022, "indie pixel art roguelike" is the same thing as "AAA open world survival crafting sandbox", they're equally likely to get your audience to roll their eyes and not buy your game.
>>16919050NOW THIS IS WHAT I CALL COPING. Just admit you fucking suck at video games there's no need to write a nonsensical paragraph about WHY you suck at video games.
>>16919088Nice try, /jp/faggot. You won't get me to go back.
>>16919050Git gud
>>16919125watch members streams
>>16918966https://litter.catbox.moe/svw3lx.jpghttps://litter.catbox.moe/zaxyec.jpghttps://litter.catbox.moe/66opy2.jpghttps://litter.catbox.moe/vrpui4.jpghttps://litter.catbox.moe/5isigh.jpghaha oops
>>16919176I'm gonna fap
>>16919139it's good because my oshi is singing it, it goes back to being shit the moment she's done
>>16919066You don’t have to have much of an imagination to know that people call in sick whenever they want to take a day off
This is!
>>16919176>At best it's getting delayed an hour because they haven't even tried running the game yet.>he thinks that this has ever stopped them.
>>16919176Hopefully they don't play it at all
Yeah I knew that would happen.
>>16918732Remember Rice Loli? Remember Hollow Knight? I think she has a good mix of platformers and single player shooters.>>16918928Cute!
>>16919176>>ARK in 45 minwho?
I would do anything to see other Holos playing Street Fighter. Only Luna is based enough to do it so far...
GURA GANKED
>wake up>irys dead>inner dead>ame dead>gura dead>fauna deada-are they going to make it to holofes???
one time i played the original rogue for like 45 minutes, it was pretty fun
Goomba is FUCKING dead...
I love Ouro Kronii
>>16919199I love this artist
>>16919001>>16919203retard
>>16918836We should be getting the takamori omocat fashion review soon.
The fuck's going on with the ARK collab? No indication it's actually happening.
is gura/mumei ark still happening?
Aren't Noel's tits a little TOO big?
Kroniis laugh... then she sings this shit
>>16919180Keep seething and crying about how hard video games designed for children are LMAO
God damn it Kronii
>>16919141Nah, it's far harder to handcraft a bespoke level with secrets and easter eggs than it is to shit it out with procgen.>>16919145>>16919155Dark Souls, Celeste and Cuphead are my favourite games. I enjoy hard games. I don't enjoy bad games and games that are artificially hard. Rogulikes/lites are exactly that.
>rhythm-based movement game with set enemy patterns>stand still and mash attack key as fast as possible whenever a big enemy appears
>>16919225It's better they die now than a week before Holofes. There's still a bit of time before it actually starts.
im almost sure they will move ark to tomorrowAnd also almost sure there is no way Gura will instal the fixes necesary to run Bully
klonii...
>>16919203When did you became such a jaded fuck to think people don't go through rough patches in life and its all a lie?What happened to you? Was it in your childhood?
this fucking memelord woman...
>>16918928a real dope!also cute!
Kronii wtf
>>16919203Thirdworldchama....
>>16918348Noo, she also said in SC reading that she slept for like 12 hours
Did Mumei change Ark's schedule just to play with Gura?
>>16919215Moom and same
>>16919225>Mori just became a motherN-no....
GODDAMMIT KRONII
>>16919271>Nah, it's far harder to handcraft a bespoke level with secrets and easter eggs than it is to shit it out with procgen.Incorrect
Clock....
>>16918071Rotund thoughts.
>>16919286Ina still has another concert though
God Kronii you're so dorky...
>>16919292Unregulated internet use and no parental figures does that to a person. That or he's just from SEA.
>>16919264
>>16919166I BELIEVE THAT SHE WILL WIN
>>16919050Give it up, /v/ crossboarders have never played a decent game because none have been released by a mainstream publisher in the last decade
>>16919035Moriyes, Gura's already proven she can do anything when she tries hard enough
She's almost beginning to believe
I want to say she's learning, because she is, but she could've killed that so much faster
WHAT DOES THE FRIEND SAY
>>16919226KNEEL
>>16909378Hey.Guess what?Your oshi likes video games too.
>>16919256>>16919262>>16919205>>16919176>>16919287Of course it's cancelled, how could they collab when they're the same person?
>>16919271>Randomization and procedural generation is artificial difficultyI can't tell if your homeboard is /v/ or you just have a really shit opinion all your own.
Kwoni...
Gura is bullying the shopkeep...
>>16919264They are. They're so big they have to defy gravity to make sense. Women with tits that big IRL could use them to knock down buildings.
KRONII YOU DORK
Is Kronii ogey
>>16918528I just picture a fat fucking sweaty 36 year old balding man with this barely fitting on his obese body
I love kronii so much
>gura didn't take the shovelthis fucking RETARD
im an alcoholic
stop making me want kronii's membership you fags...
Kronii has gone insane
>>16919319I only hope they downloaded all the 350gb and mods...
Kronii true gfe
>>16919050They hated him because he told the truth.
Someone should tell Gura that if you bomb the Shopkeep you can take all the goods for free
>>16919225You need more hopium
Meanwhile...
holy kek Kronii...
>>16919438Gook friend experience?
>>16919271>a game that has extremely choreographed fights is more difficult than a game which has fully randomized enemy movement and attack patternsyou poor child
I watched gura's RFA and don't understand how it made "people" horny. I just found it cute
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCCaMngYf1UNoeru just started playing Ocarina of Time for the first timeWho in EN would make good streams out of this, or Majora mask?
>all the kronies ITTback to your split!away, away!
>>16919271>Lists Dark Souls, a series that's notorious for being artificially hard because you die for just turning a corner and being hit in the head with a sniper bullet
>I don't wanna spend it on the shovelI'm actually seething
>>16919433They should stop releasing more EN gens because I already have too many memberships. Everyday I fight off the urge to member Fauna, Mumei, and Kronii. God why do I have to love Hololive so much.
Gura sounds so girly tonight
>>16919482anyone that has never played it before
Watamage, please cast a powerful spell to avert the ARK arc. I feel a little bad for the chumbuds because Gura won't do a substitute stream, but sacrifices need to be made.
>>16919418Yes.
https://twitter.com/nanashimumei_en/status/1485075741083529217Ark cancelled.
>>16919199Oh my how lewd
>>16919088>checks thread>some doxx pictureso uhh wht about it?
>>16919488not him but you clearly haven't played it kek
>>16919439KAWAKAZE?!
>>16919442That's cruel. She'll actually believe it.
>>16919485Kronii is not a whore retard
>>16919485Anywhere but that hellhole...
>>16919485Make me fag
>>16919418Yeah.
>>16919480It might have been the part where it sounded like someone was pounding her pussy at 200 bpm. It might have also been the part where she squeals like a JAV star.
>>16919509MINECRAFT KINO INCOMING
>>16919490dude she shoveled shit all week give her a break
>>16919509God I hope they play something else
>>16919488???
Am i the only one who listen to Towa's Hello soundpost everytime Guwa enters in the blacksmith?
>>16919176I just want to hear Sanner again...
https://twitter.com/nanashimumei_en/status/1485075741083529217https://twitter.com/nanashimumei_en/status/1485075741083529217https://twitter.com/nanashimumei_en/status/1485075741083529217>Mumei ruined the ARK collab
>>16919509DYRBI?
>>16919485Why do people like you do this?
>>16919480 https://files.catbox.moe/43ur2c.mp4You think these moans and squealing are not erotic?
>>16919509THANK YOU MUMEI
I finished my Anki reps for today, please compliment me
https://twitter.com/nanashimumei_en/status/1485075741083529217https://twitter.com/nanashimumei_en/status/1485075741083529217https://twitter.com/nanashimumei_en/status/1485075741083529217
>>16919509YES YES YES
>>16919530It's not a lie, either.
>>16919488>infamous for something that happens 2 or 3 times in a 50 hour playthrough
These Holos I swear
>>16919509Only delaying the inevitable
>>16919509YESSSS FUCK ARK
>>16919509Thank God
>>16919509how are these girls so stupid?
>>16919485>using splits
>>16919509ARK arc narrowly avoided!
>>16919509>still DOWNLOADINGwhat the fuckno ark today 100%
>>16919551It ruined itself based entirely on it being Ark. I'd take Minecraft over it desu.
>>16919488Dark Souls being cheap is really overstated but roguelikes also aren't inherently bad so, really, you're both retarded.
>>16919509kek
MORI STREAMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmUQeoT68dwMORI STREAMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmUQeoT68dwMORI STREAMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmUQeoT68dwMORI STREAMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmUQeoT68dwMORI STREAMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmUQeoT68dwMORI STREAMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmUQeoT68dwMORI STREAMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmUQeoT68dw
STOP THROWING IT GURA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>all the mooms hate
>>16919480pic related
>>16919509the download can finish in 1 hourthe stream decompression tho...
her laugh has weakened me...
>>16919575>>16919568>>16919509shes taking the fall for everyone else who didnt download it
Oh nyo
>>16919558The added sound effects and the fact that it's anal really drag this animation down.
GURA....
>>16919509Where the fuck does she live that her internet just disconnects for no reason?
>>16919600Fuck off
>>16919509THANK YOOOOUUUUUUUU!
>the thing everyone predicted would happen actually happened
>>16919551>ISRAEL
EVERYONESEND MUMEI BANDWIDTH
>>16919600Wrong thread
>>16919509Bless you, Watamage. The evening is saved.
has an EN ever said why they don't download games right after making their schedules?
Thank you Mumei from saving us from Ark
>>16919485nahluv me clock
>>16919509>forgot members stream, didn't say anything about>didn't even download the game she's supposed to playlol
>>16919485no you
>>16919264Fag
>>16919488Dark Souls is not artificial difficulty. Wanna know what IS artificial difficulty?Halo 2 Legendary snipers.
I don’t know about you, but I utterly despite these rhythm action games as they legitimately strain my eyes
GURA YOU FUCKING MORON
Is Gura the dumbest EN?
>>16919643women brain
>>16919564Good job.I don't know what any of that means.
Gura sounds extra young right now
>>16919564俺もそろそろおめでとう
fuck off i wanted gura ark
>>16919643no permissions to have it on their PC
I sometimes wonder how Gura actually manages to function in real life but then I realize...she actually doesn't.
>>16919600fuck off
I played the fuck out of necrodancer so I don't know if I can keep watching this retard fail at this game
Mumei should stream less, she's obviously not able to handle this sort of output in her life.
>>16919670Same tensai
Goddammit Gura
>>16919551MY OSHI'S LACK OF FORESIGHT STOPPED THE ARK ARC LETS GOOOOOO
>>16919509Thank god, but the sheer retardation of these people never surprises me>plan a stream probably a week ahead of time>decide to download the game 1 hour before your stream, instead of overnight while youre sleeping any of the 7 days before the stream
>Four person Ark collab scheduled>Nobody puts up a frame>Nobody says anything ahead of time>Gura too busy streaming something else>Kronii too busy singing to members>Sana's pet cricket died >The time to the collab is creeping ever closer>it falls to my poor owlshi to nut up and announce the collab cancellation>she even tries to take the blame for everyone else
>>16919539>>16919558Nope, just cute. Idk what's up with chumbuddies thinking it was sexual
>>16919685>Getting upset over gameplayNGMI
>>169196254u. Personally, I think punishing a brat with anal correction is hot as fuck.
>>16919509Oh fuck I'm sending an AKA to Mumei for this
>Ark cancelled thanks to Moomer and her animalMoom saves the day once again!
Gura is so dumb i want to hate fuck her
>>16919677T u T
>>16919558I can now see why Icaruschama flew too close to the sun holy shit
>>16919692Pretend I posted one of the punching listener-san images
>>16919509MUMEI RUINED THE COLLAB WTF?
>>16919713>>Sana's pet cricket diedkek
>>16919716I prefer loving sex, but idk.
>>16919600I thought that was tomorrow?
>>16919685Shut the fuck up this stream is great
Ok, do you fags ACTUALLY hate Ark or are you just saying you do because it's a meme?
Deadbeats???https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1469593493006057476
>>16919713>take the blameit should be take the credit
>120gb game.>Not downloading and installing well in advance.None of these bitches has EVER had to deal with slow internet.
>"I don't want ARK!">Ina and Irys sick>Mumei didn't even finish installing it>Kronii still doing her member's karaoke>Sana doesn't even have a stream reservation up yetMEANWHILE>Ame installing the game on a whim>Gura is the only one left from the original collab/u/schizos are FEASTING tonight!
>>16919558Jesus chumbuds don't even have the courtesy to not use moans in their shitty porn
>>16919631Wifi power management probably turned the adapter off
>>16919742both
>>16919600take it to >>>/trash/taste
Wait isn't your download supposed to resume after your internet reconnects?
>>16919742Open world survival crafting games are the worst genre of games not counting gacha and MMOs
>IRyW was suppoused to be on the ARK collab>*Throat hurtz*How convenient.
>>16919749
>>16919509Why is she downloading it TODAY, she had like 5 days what is she so busy with
>>16919742I like Ark streams
>>16919558People like this deserve the fucking rope.
Now Ame can play Ark by herself!
>>16919788Based fuck Coco.
>>169197425 FUCKING MONTHS 24/7 ARK STREAMS, I HAD ENOUGH BITCH
>>16919742I'm convinced most anons ITT don't even know what Ark is.
I'm still amazed at how much better Gura's kimono rigging is
>>16919788>IRyS is supposed to collab with Mori>"THROAT HORT"How convenient
Does anyone in HoloEN treat streaming at least somewhat professionally?I thought it was a Myth thing at first
>>16919805she's switching to craftopia
>>16919769Blame Gura for moaning like a little slut JAV star, she knew EXACTLY what she was doing.
damn kronii this is good
Goop...........
>>16919749God I wish I was Shion here.
>thread started FOURTY-FIVE MINUTES AGO>page NINEholy fucking shit someone's fucking mad today
>>16919742I like Ark
>>16919805Gurame*
ANGREY gura taps
>>16919742Collabs are funI'm probably never gonna watch a solo ARK stream unless it's my oshi
>>16919564what reps are you doing besides anki?
>>16919271Oh come on... Cuphead makes you redo the entire multistage boss fight - which most of the time IS an entire level.Dark Souls makes you go back from the save point and every time you save next to everything respawns.On top of that, all three games you mentioned are about as fast if not faster to finish than one run of Necrodancer.You can't dislike roguelikes and praise other games for being difficult due to the same mechanics in one breath, anon. You're hating on how some games are CALLED, not the games themselves.
Gura....
kronii voice sex
>>16919509>schedule game days in advance>don't bother downloading it until a few hours before streamwhy are they like this? the entire EN "curse" is just their inability to think more than a day ahead isn't it?
JUST HIT IT FOR FUCK'S SAKE GOOBER
>it fires in a straight line, i should dig away in a straight line this big dumb
>>16919788IRyS appears to be the dumbest Holo at first glance, but she managed to avoid the ticking time bomb that is Mori and the ARK arc in one deft move. Who's dumb now?
>Ark collab canceled>Gura keeps dying to the orange dragonIs this what the kids call kino?
I love hearing Gura drum her desk in frustration
>>16919793https://twitter.com/nanashimumei_en/status/1485077098418954244https://twitter.com/nanashimumei_en/status/1485077098418954244https://twitter.com/nanashimumei_en/status/1485077098418954244
>>16919752Retard twitterfaggots and redditniggers want Ark and will make "LOLOL MUMEI FORGOR DONT FORGOR THIS TIME MUMEI FORGOR HAHA" jokes for weeks
>>16918508Wait... Mamaloni is a toddlercon?
seggs
>>16919832mmmmmmmm yes, Irys hates holomyht.
AAAAAAA KRONIII
>>16919828Too bad the design is the worst out of her entire wardrobe.
>>16919509Sounds like no one in EN did their research on ARK
>>16919744nevermind i changed my tune watching the dragon nuke her was special
The Ark arc may be delayed, but it will not be stopped
>>16919762>Gura and Ame>CollabingLolLmao
I miss Fauna...>>16919509NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKKKKK
>>16919682She manages to volunteer still. She's functioning...
>>16919889THEY WILL NEVER LEARN
Kronini..
>>16919903Holy shit taste
>>16919903Faggot
>>16919836Fauna...
Man excited Gura is so much fun.
>>16919882kek
>>16919889Yeah, she's not gonna be streaming it tonight
ive been nodding to the beat for the whole stream and gura is cute
>>16919896Among the most powerful toddlercons alive. Lebbit tried to briefly cancel her over it.
>>16919742People say it because they fell for the nijifags shitpost like "reddit dragon" and "holobronies".
Was I the only one looking forward to the Ark collab?
Is Okayu cute? Or is Okayu sexy?
>>16919509I... kneel...
anons i don't care if ark is a shit game or not, the whole point is to have a sandbox game (other than minecraft) for chuubas to have collab creative freedom
Kronii this is sex...
why did kronii swear now?
>>16919933She was this excited after Rimworld too...
>>16919903(You)
>>16919910They collabed a ton already, I don't get the laughter.
>>16919509>Downloading a game 1 hour before your streamJesus christ how is this still an issue that happens.
kronii is being sex again...
>>16919509
>>16919896No she's not, stop projecting your mental illness onto others
>>16919959I was, but at least noel is streaming oot
>>16919964yeah
>>16919966They should play Gmod in that case
You ever considered that if they didn't want to play Ark, they wouldn't have scheduled it in the first place?
An hour and a half until gamer meido
>>16919793Please understand anonPressing the download button is super hard and requires a lot of effortShe only just managed to figure out how to do this difficult task
Gura please go back and break that wall you get a potion that revives you if you lose all your health please>wasted bomb on money for a monocleI want to die
>>16919896Yes
>>16919901BasedRyS
Friendtaro really helped Bae out by it being her birthday today so Bae had a good reason to sit out.
Now that Mumei can't ARK, Gura can play Necrodancer for the rest of the evening
>>16919925>>16919929Tell me which of gura's other outfit it's better than.>Original: iconic>Casual: Cunny kino>Party: Lore kino>Kimono: a mess of different ideas stitched together and her worst hair by far
>None of them will mention ark again>Fauna will never mention jump king again>IRyS will never reschedule her jump king stream>Mori will play getting over it and forget about jump king forever
>>16919889>>16919921>>16919945What make you think she even wanted to play it and didn't lied about it not working
>>16919742i like it cause it's a collab game...
Boy this game gura is playing has a really nice soundtrack, it would be nice if I got to hear the music for more than just the first level.
>>16919964Yes.https://files.catbox.moe/f2y0rm.mp3
>your shekels are mine, mister merchant!what did she mean by this?????
>>16919819>open world survival craftingThat would be enough, but it's also animated like a PS2 game and literally nothing happens
otsumiko!
>>16919896not exactly, she has a crushing mommy fetish and self-inserts as a toddler, or maybe more accurately baby-play https://litter.catbox.moe/qmvgja.pngthe way she draws Gura and some of her other tentacle work is indicative of toddlercon but never actually worse than normal lolicon
>>16919600Nah, not looking forward to the thread when there's no ARK stream to distract from any new dumb shit she says.
>>16919966>creative freedomyou cant do anything creative in Ark
>>16919978What happens when you hire zoomers who were born with 100gbit internet beaming into their toddler brains.
>>16919742I like it right now, but hopefully Ark doesn't overstay it's welcome this time
i miss the minecraft ark
>>16919991Looking forward to it since it seems like ARK is dead
UWAAAAAAAAAAA KRONIIIIIIIIIIIII
>>16920029>Fauna will never mention jump king againWatch streams.
>>16920030>liar schizo is ESLMany such cases
Kroniis voice...
The good news is, Noel is playing OOT and she's cute.
>>16919931Her ASMR is fucking trash and she privated most VODs of it.
>>16919742I rather have Minecraft, feed the same niche but better.
>>16919742Ark is shit.Hololive Ark is fun.The shit Miko, Peko, and Suba have been up to the past week will become nu-Hololive-classics.
>>16919975omg, like, anyone that hasn't collabed together in a week literally hate each other! didn't you get the message GUURL
>>16920021Gura's original outfit is fine but all of her other outfits are cuter than just a plain hoodie
>It doesn't matter if you've been streaming for 3 year or six months, none of the Hololive girls ever make the conscious decision to download a game they're planning to play days ahead of schedule and instead always do so with like 30 minutes on the clock until the stream is supposed to happenIS THIS A HOLOLIVE THING?! I CANNOT FOR THE LIFE OF ME UNDERSTAND WHY YOU HAVE TO WAIT LAST MINUTE TO PRESS THE "Download this game" BUTTON.
>>16919903Holy contrarian
>>16919992One of my favorite part of game streams is watching (and participating in, sometimes) all the people who've played the game lose their minds over how shit they are at the game.
>>16920032Trust the plan, friend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5oB0eiKp8oghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5oB0eiKp8oghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5oB0eiKp8ogGET IN HERE
>>16919978Read nigger, read!
>>16920060Didn't she joke about uninstalling the game live
>>16919174CotN is mostly learning choreographies, how to use items, and planning the next steps on your feet. Only the items you get are random, while most of the level generation matters very little to how you progress.
lmao she wasted it
>>16920056Minecraft is unironically the best game Hololive has permissions for. There have been more kino minecraft streams than all other games combined
>>16919989Holos schedule a lot of games they don't like to play. Take Gura for example, she just throws shit on her schedule to pad out the week and then never touch them again. Subnautica, DMC, Metroid, etc.
Kronii's having so much fun i love her
>Potion already quaffedKing Konga never again...
>>16919966creative freedom is not ark's principal appealbecoming the dinosaurs is what makes it nice to play
bros noel is stuck in the kokiri forest...
i would rather drink the breast milk from faunas titties than watch an EN ark stream for a single second
>>16920086>But I must watch my youtube clips in 8k 500fps and downloading things make the buffer thing happen.
>>16920086this is a man who has never waited until the literal last moment to work on an assignment despite being given weeks of prep time and it shows
JWU also i don't watch streams also i am a newfag also i don't do archive reps, was Ark cancelled?
>>16920137Oblivion...
>>16919889this has happened so many times you'd think there would be a company procedure for this kind of stuff. like a pre flight checklist or some shit.
>>16920076>Her ASMR is fucking trash.Opinion>and privated most VODS of itWasn't most, and you're literally saying she's not being professional when she privated those vods because they were subpar as far as ASMR goes. Do you realize how stupid you sound?
Is gura aware that she has ARK in 20 mins?
>>16920114You know what, i'm in the mood for gay man singing tonight after the ark cancellation.
>>16920086WHAT DO YOU FAGGOTS NOT FUCKING UNDERSTAND ABOUT THIS FUCKING SITUATIONTHEY.ARE.WOMEN.DO YOU WANT WOMEN? THEN YOU HAVE TO LEARN TO FUCKING DEAL WITH WOMEN AND HOW THEY ARE.THEY'RE NOT MEN. THEY ARE WOMEN. AND THIS IS HOW THEY ARE.
>>16919805*Craftopia with RBC
>>16920137God I hate block autists
>>16920114Oh shit, thanks. This is now the best stream happening tonight.
>>16919482IRyS
>>16920086>a hololive thingA streamer thing. Almost all of them do it, for some strange reason.
>>16920190>>>/pol/
Hololive mem playing when
>>16920104Backseaters deserve the suffering
>>16920185He's bisexual and furry.
>thread is less than an hour old>already on fucking page 10So who the fuck reactivated the bumpschizo today
Think Mori could beat a game like Rogue legacy?
>>16920183Dont worry, Momei got her back
>>16920114women are so obsolete
>>16920058we'll get our ark arc eventually
There are more bad posts than good posts in this thread.
>>16919866Right now I'm watching Re: Zero S2 with JP subs
>Gura really into the gameCHAT DON'T FUCKING REMIND HER OF ARK PLEASE
>>16920223if you suck dick you are gay even if you claim to like pussy
Sora...
damn shopkeep got pipes
>>16920223yeah, isn't it great?
>>16920155As an esl who grew up figuring out how to beat games in a language I wasn't proficient in until I was like 10 it really confuses me when adults playing in their mother tongue refuse to read instructions and get lost in games I had to brute force or ask my dad to read for me to figure out.
>>16920242watching kronii, dont care
WHY DIDN'T SHE GRAB THE SPEAR
>>16920242This thread needs more cunny
>>16920190My Ina is not a woman
I FUCKING MISSED THE FIRST 5 SONGS. KILL ME. KILL ME NOW.
>>16920242Is this a good post?
>>16920250hot
>>16919134She's learning if you ask me, her biggest problem is still being too afraid to hit enemies when she can do it without getting hit. Especially the dragons are just attack, move back, repeat. Once you know that and can face them without other mobs reaching you or fucking up the rhythm, they are no threat.
>>16920180She's an ASMRtist and she fails at what is supposed to be her especiality.Mori's ASMR is much more popular and higher quality and you can't deny this.She's a good game streamer but don't come to me saying she's superior to other ENs at being professional. Her PC is also falling apart because of lack of maintenance, its something she could avoid instead of something that happened randomly.
>>16920271sorry, I helped her climb the stairs last night if you know what I mean
>>16920242We're just getting all the bad posts out of the way so that we can have a really fun thread when the ARK streams start!
>>16920271Then explain this
>>16918711Yeah there are many directions that could go, and i don't know which way they are going for unless it's just more cuckposting
>>16920021This outfit is way better at being cunny than catshark, plus she actually has her ahoge now so all is good
>Sana didn't download Ark>Kronii didn't download Ark>Gura didn't download Ark>Ame actually did start downloading Ark earlier today>Mumei actually did start downloading Ark earlier today>Sana doesn't bother to tell her fans anything about the status of the imminent collab>Kronii doesn't bother to tell her fans anything about the status of the imminent collab, just streams to members instead>Gura doesn't bother to tell her fans anything about the status of the imminent collab, just streams instead>Ame never signed up for the collab>Mumei actually takes some responsibility and tells the fans something about the status of the imminent collab>Chumbuds, kronies, and both sanallites all shit on Mumei for not being preparedI will kill all of you faggots
>>16920229Yeah that game is literally just grind until you've got enough upgrades to win. Selen beat the game in one endurance stream, I'm sure mori could too
>>16920276haha
>>16920302Ina doesn't leave her room you fucking retard. Mama'nis just gives her the ubereats order
>>16920190Just saying "women" isn't a real justification of why they cannot plan in advance
THIS IS THE nvm
>>16920269Disgusting. Somebody post hags to put this brat on her place
SHUT THE FUCK UP TYPOO I SAW YOU
>>16920315Who are you quoting?
What color is Suisei's piss?
is astel actually gay? he's way too cute to be straight
Coco's revenge on deceitful Gura's promise of playing ARK
>Gura ignores her Ark scheduled stream>killed by dragonpottery
gooble...
>>16920315>Kronii didn't download ArkProof?
>>16920285She's too prone to panicking and that fucks her.
>>16920272>Play the watamelon version of the game>watamelon can randomly just not grab surfaces properly at all>when this happens, the watamelon just stares at you directly with the little smirk
>>16920224Ame was streaming today.
Gooba...Just attack it from above...
>>16920315>both sanallitesI didn't even do shit, what the fuck
>>16920355Bi
Will Gura beat a red dragon by the end of the stream?
Shit. She was doing pretty well that run.
>>16920114This is gay thread now, females OUT!
Is Risu still HERfag?
Gura is learning! Extremely slowly, but she's learning!
>>16920315proof?
>>16920315Just take the hit that your oshi fucked up, christ
>>16920324i dont watch them but isnt their entire shtick being alright at vidya unlike most holos.
Are owlkeks the new teakeks? Look at this amount of damage control. >n-no guys my oshi actually IS lex luthor and she's lying to me for noble reasons
20 minutes until Ark is supposed to start. There are... zero stream reservations up for this 4(?) person collab.It's not happening is it?
I can't believe Panicking killed Gura in front of Shopkeeper Daoust.
>>16920315I commend Mumei and the rest on not downloading Ark. Very based.t. chumbud
>>16920315you won't do shit, stinky
>>16920315Can you faggots stop shitposting with my oshi?
>>16920355Only if you look like Klonoa.
Praying for Gura to forget her next stream
>>16920382based
>doesn't buy the coin multiplierGura...
>>16920315Who's shitting on Mumei for this again?
DON'T LISTEN TO A WORD I SAYTHE STREAMS ALL SOUND THE SAME
>>16920315watching kronii, dont care
>>16920383She'll beat king conga before 1 red dragon at this rate
>>16920405I'll accept that title just because it makes you mad
>>16920427Worry not. I shall remember her!
>>16920405Are shitposters incapable of moving past Myth this much that they try and push Myth timeloops on Council girls?
https://twitter.com/nanashimumei_en/status/1485079174905614338Not even the right version....
GO KLONII GO
>>16920293>She's an ASMRtist and she fails at what is supposed to be her especiality.No, she does not. Just because she doesn't fucking lick the fucking mic doesn't mean her ASMR is bad. Yes, her mic isn't so hot; that's why she fucking funneled her money into buying a Ku100 that hasn't come in yet. >Mori's is better!I don't even know why I'm arguing with you.>Her PC is also falling apart because of lack of maintenance, it's something she could avoid instead of something that happened randomly.Holy shit you're retarded. I guess none of the JPs outside of Botan are professional either.
>>16920315HOLY SHIT IS THAT VANOSSGAMING?
Just got here, does gura like the game?
>>16920404>Mumei is still downloading it>Gura is still playing Crypt>Who the fuck are the other two
>>16920278Looks pretty good to me anon.
>>16920315honestly I just assumed she took the blame for everyone not downloading it
Mumei did it on purpose so Irys doesn’t feel left out.
>>16920405lotta hoomates and ex-t.mates so it's not surprising
>>16920427Don't worry, i'll DM Omega to warn her
>>16920315Hoomans always deflect to other fanbases.>people saying they're cucks? They shit on other girls>people saying their oshi fucked up? They shit on other girlsIts like the worst part of a bunch of fanbases mixed together. Which makes sense since they ditched their oshi for a new toy
>your oshi>who do you want to fuck from each branch?>Hard Mode: Include the stars
>>16918520what the fuck
>>16920250Why is Miko doing this?
>>16919225>Everybody lives, but not everybody really dies.ENdead idol group IKZ>necromancer.mp3
>>16920468sana, kronii, and formerly irys were also gonna be playing, + maybe ame but she wont stream it
>>16920422>klonoaHaven't read that name in a while
>>16920403Selen is probably unironically worse at platformers than Mori, she has more of a knack for actually picking up and trying different shit
>>16920463Well, how was she supposed to know which one it is, nobody in EN plays it
>>16920315Bro most people are cheering that Mumei can't play ark. Why are you so mad.
>doing VOD reps on the snackbox streamHoly shit, is Kiara finally on the verge of dropping her chicken voice?
>>16920315Pet amoeba died, don't be insensitive
>>16920508lesbians are very violent
>>16920489you're trying really hard today to push this "hoomans bad" thing, why anti a fanbase?
>>16920463>https://twitter.com/nanashimumei_en/status/1485079174905614338>it wasn't even the JP serverEN hate. The incompetence is next level
>>16919847Homosexuality is a sin, Anon
>>16920463So not the JP server
astel is a cuter girl than many of the girls
It's weird how much more EN feels like part of Hololive since the debut of Council.When it was just Myth, it felt like there was some kind of isolation or something that separated EN from the main branch.
>>16920315Stfu, I'm not shitting on Mooms. I'm trying to get my oshi forget she has to play Ark today.
>>16920465Stop replying to bait, retard
>>16920463kek
>>16920463How is such a garbo game so big? Is every single asset and file in the game fully uncompressed or something?
>>16920470She's way more into it than the other games she played this week, but she's bad
>>16920339It literally is. They can do whatever and they will be forgiven, and don't deny it. If this was a guy everyone would be up in his asshole about not preparing, because men prepare and if they prepare last minute they still get shit done. It's literally just "women", that's all you need to know. It ultimately doesn't matter at all but it genuinely is the answer.
Mumei should apologise for fucking up the ARK collab by conceiving my child.
Nobody actually wants to play ARK, they just asked Mumei to be the fall guy and give them an excuse not to play it
>>16920049>any new dumb shit she says.There's an extremely low chance of her saying anything dumb in a karaoke of all things.
>>16920468Kronii, Sana and IRyS. IRyS is obviously out, Sana is MIA, so it's up to Kronii and Gura now.
I want fanart of Gura being raped by a dragon
>>16920489>>16920405would you niggers shut thee fuck up about hoomans?ive never seen a nicer fanbase herei dont even want them to be associated with me because most of my fanbase actually is shitty and hoomans dont deserve to be tied to them
>>16920571dont jinx it
>>16920489BASED
Is that whip a homing weapon?
>>16920520Managers?
>>16920463Bruh
>Ame installs the game an hour late. Plays by herself for a bit and not streaming it.
>>16919244Please tell me there is a sound(post) for that.
>>16920496Guraactually just Izuru period, I'm such a /u/fag that I only ship all the girls I'm attracted to with other girls
>>16920606No, you have to be within a certain radius.
>>16920561>Is every single asset and file in the game fully uncompressed or somethingThat's most games these days
>>16920583Ame Ame Ame
>>16920598>ive never seen a nicer fanbase hereAhahah. Autism owl's cuck fans are something else
Wow Kronii is in such a good mood
>this song is dedicated to Ina and IRyS>Free birdWhat did kronii mean by this???
>>16920641That's just fucking COD
>>16920624Oh right I said I would make one. I should go find fitting music.
kronini...
>>16920598t. hoocuck
>>16920567Cringe>>16920565Based
Kronii never came back from the war...
>>16920641and then you download a Nintendo game and it's like 9gb at most.
>>16920561>Is every single asset and file in the game fully uncompressed or something?you been living under a rock or something?
>>16920545the basis of this hobby is idolatry which is a sin too poltourist
>>16920628holy based
>>16920561They don't compress things because consoles and mobile might have difficulty decompressing them leading to a worse user experience, which they're contractually obligated to avoid by their publishing agreements with those platforms.
>>16920587here's the closet thing to it. https://exhentai.org/g/609713/6cab7ead22/
>>16920598Okay, maybe I'm schizo but this is starting to feel like huge falseflag operation now
>>16920496GuraGuraShionOllieKira
>>16920315Shut the fuck up Rasmus and help me find the fucking IWASBORNINTHEUSA letters already
>>16920496GuraIm committed to Gura only
>>16920598t.Hooman
but he dead..
>>16920532Only time will tell. We'll see what this voice thing leads too.
>>16920405Are deadbeats the new deadbeats?
TTT hisbis the urn
>>16920671>>16920654hello discord
>>16920544>why anti a fanbase?They aren't content with just having deadbeats living rent free up there.
gooba please
THIS IS THE RUN
>Your oshi>Will Noel get hit by the Boulder of Shame?
Goowah...
imagine having a huge ark collab and it is only two gura and mumei's schedules and no one is even announcing it
https://youtu.be/BZA9SPfFFHUhttps://youtu.be/BZA9SPfFFHUhttps://youtu.be/BZA9SPfFFHUhttps://youtu.be/BZA9SPfFFHUhttps://youtu.be/BZA9SPfFFHUhttps://youtu.be/BZA9SPfFFHUhttps://youtu.be/BZA9SPfFFHU
So far so good
>>16920561That's actually a really good question. I'm checking my modded Skyrim install that I started working on during coof lockdowns and it's only 96 GB and probably has much better/higher resolution textures than Ark.
Goob...
GURA NO DON'T REMEMBER ARK
>so far so goof>dieswhy is her timing so good?
>>16920546Why none of them or the managers asked the jp senpais for help
Doesn't she have another stream in 15?
>>16920463impressively casual and undramatic reaction compared to what Amelia Watson might have said, pretty cool
>>16919837you joke but I unironically want that
Broadsword killed her there, that's why they're so shit
>>16920496Mio RBCFubukiAquaMioMarineTowaPolkayogurtrosalynLuiAmeMumeiMiyabiTemmaOgaI went by gen woops
>>16920733Literally who
Why does the notion of "oh we'll start without X" for a game like ARK not exist? Oh no Mumei is a tard and didn't download the game. Well she can join later, like literally what happens every time your tard friend is late to a game.
>>16920696Oh you only just noticed the guy that's been trying to tie hoomans and teamates together?Literally unable to anti people who aren't Myth, so they try and pretend that they ARE Myth girls.
>>16920751Shut the fuck up
You could feel Gura deflate there.
>>16920600I mean if it does happen, then deadbeats have every right to bitch at her for it
>>16920696Falseflagging? In MY hlgg??? Naaaah, couldn't be.
>>16920733didn't Ina say she wanted to stream world?
>>16920567>fall guySUIT UP KFP!
>>16920733>baguettedropped
>>16920751she's having fun and forgot
FUCKING CHAT
>oh yeah, arkkek gura
>>16920751I blame you for this
>oh yeah... arkkek
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ARK MENTION
CHAT HATE
HAHAHAHAHA SIT ARK INCOMING
>>16920696C'mon now, it obviously is. Just ignore the fucking shitposters. They'll go away eventually.
>faggots reminding Gura of ArkI fucking hate chat
>Oh yeah.. Ark...SHE HATES IT
Ark...
>oh yeah, Ark...SHE HATES ARK
fuck you chat fuck you chat fuck you chat fuck you chat fuck you chat
AAAAAAAAAAAA NO NOT THE ARC
NOOOOOOOOO, FUCK ARK
>oh yea, ArkGura totally forgot...
KRONII NO I DON’T WANT TO GOSLING
>>16920532probably not
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8oM1MWdx-0
oh yeah... ark...
ARK
>>16920598>ive never seen a nicer fanbase herelole
>>16920751YOU BASTARD
>>16920278Reminds me of when Hinata groped Marine's ass during that collab and her hands were noticably much farther away from her model's ass when they made contact with her actual ass.
IT'S MUMEI
>>16920463Its only huge if you download all the DLC and shit. The base game + the dlc map is about 120gb
>oh yea... ark...IF YOU DON'T WANT TO THEN DON'T PLAY IT
ENTER
nnnyyyooooooo
I don't think Gura wants to play ARK.
>Remembered ARKoh nyo
WHO THE FUCK MENTIONED ARKFUCKING NIGGERS
MUMEI IN CHAT
LOL
>>16920677I think Xenoblade X is still Nintendo's largest game in terms of file size, and even that's under 30gb. It's also better than any game a holo has played.
>>16920496GuraGuraLunaReineI will accept one handjob from Astel.
professional streamers here
The hell, how is Mumei in Gura's chat?
>>16919558Just busted a nice load to your oshi moaning, thanks chumkeks
Gura doesn't have it downoaded either!
ENTERNanashi Mumei Ch. hololive-EN oh hiNanashi Mumei Ch. hololive-EN I'll DM you
>mumei was watching this entire time
>Hey guys, it's a big game, it'd be a shame if someone took too long to download it and we had to cancel the collab
This is embarrassing EN...
Kronii wants to marry me
>Gura of all people pinged her kouhai to download the gameTHEFUCKINGSTATEOF MUMEI
wecanend
ARK HATE
I hope everyone who reminded Gura of Ark gets hit by a truck
Fuck....I was actually having fun