/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>16882183
How many Americans can take care of themselves like an adult? 10%?

Because she is physically and mentally a little child. She needs a guardian who will take care of her.

It's called mental illness and it's part of being a cute autistic NEET. If you try to fix her I will place thermite in a children's hospital.

Because she mentally can't do it. If they had competent management they would make her take some steps in looking at her mental health and seeing a doctor.

>>16882183
>Haha she’s just like me! xp Another akasupa on your way, Gura!

>>16882235
uber based

She needs a man to slap her around a bit.

>>16882183
>and a dent in her head from wearing her VR headset
How is this possible? Is her skull made of cream cheese? You can't create a dent in bone with a headset

>expecting more than this out of a chan oldfag
Newfag.

>>16882766

>>16882183
>Eats processed vegan food
Seriously, she eats this shit on top of already bad eating habits? Chuubas would unironically be better off health-wise eating a steak or chicken with veggies on the side for dinner every single night for the protein alone. And they would actually feel full afterwards so no snacking on junk food.

>>16882766
It's probably just a dent/deep wrinkle in her skin from the headband. At her age if it stays visible for a long time then that's most likely a sign of dehydration which leads me to believe she fell off the wagon again.

>>16882183
I need to marry this shark and wreath in agony together with her. the two of us would be twice filthier when combined!

>>16882202
>10%?
That's a horribly optimistic figure.

>>16882235
Timothy McBased

>>16882183
God that's so fucking hot

>>16882183
Man, the things I'd do to become her househusband.

>>16883197
>paralasys

>>16882183
money doesnt make you smarter, and beyond a certain point, doesn't make you happier either

>>16883350
It can get you a damn house cleaner though.

>>16883495
nah. you can use it for that, but the money itself won't make you do it

>>16882183
dysfunctional girls are actually adorable, the idea of turning them into housewives/becoming a semi-caretaker for their autism is cute. sorry youre a faggot.

>>16883009
The 10% was written by an American and he used common core imperial percentage system.

>>16883570
That's all it is. An idea. You can't turn her into anything, just watch her as she develops permanent health problems because no one in her life cares.

>>16882183
>you should shower". Lives surrounded by bottles, wrappers and other garbage, once said her dishes grew mold from sitting there so long. Mentioned finding dead mice in her house recently.
Am I Gura?

>>16883670
If we cripple Gura now, she will never be healthy enough to get a real bf. When IronMouse dies, Gura will replace her as the sick caregiver fetish gf.

>>16883670
>gura severely injuring her body and needing constant attention
this is somehow a bad thing given my last post?

I hate how Gura and Chloe's lite slob lifestyle turns me on, anons...

What if they collabed to see who's the nastiest hahaha that would be funny I think

>>16882801
>american
>eating veggies
Not likely anon, even not-neet mutts have shitty eating habits

>>16882235
If I try multiple times do I get multiple thermites?

>>16883785
literally any female, dead and alive, is healthy enough to find a saviorfag to lick her toes clean every morning

>>16884378
anon your newfag is really showing, or you never watched gura

>>16882183
>Eats processed vegan food, downs monsters every day, doesn't shower.
I know, she's perfect. Except for the food.

>>16882183
I don't think she's making that much money unfortunately

>>16884921
She rakes in a shit ton of donation money though. Even if she only gets a cut of said total she probably makes a lot more than the average person and more than enough to live comfortably.

>>16884921
>nendo
>taco bell sponsorship
>groove coaster sponsorship
>blue archive sponsorship
I know chumkids doesn't donates enough, but you must be stupid if you think she doesn't make enough money

>>16882235
KEK

>>16882853
no its a protein deficiency, particularly of the connective tissue proteins (ie gelatin (another term for collagen)), without collagen the skin loses its youthful spring/resiliency
this also explains the joint problems, joints are capped with collagen
youll literally get early onset osteoarthritis if you dont eat enough gelatin (modern diet is deficient in gelatin, this is especially true if you eat the plant based garbage (obviously))

>>16884921
shes at least making upper six figure range money, which id say anything above 150k is pretty comfy
kson (post coco) mentioned raking in 100k in 1 month, im sure gura is sitting pretty

>>16882183
she can, she has a boyfriend

>>16882183
Spending time on cooking and cleaning is cringe. So much time wasted.

>>16884378
veggies are not nutritionally necessary by any means and many are pretty bad for you (legumes all contain significant amounts of phytoestrogens, resistant starches tend to feed bacteria and cause bacterial overgrowth, presence of toxic PUFAs)
liver, eggs, milk, and shellfish are far superior sources of micronutrients than any veggies, esp considering the high bioavailability (the only exception is magnesium)

>>16885427
>she has a boyfriend
Can confirm, its me

>>16885483
She at least can hire someone, like Kiara

>>16885427
yeah, me!

>>16884921
She's probably making passive revenue from HER other channel too. I always wondered how she even got a place of her own in the first place until I remembered that.

>>16885483
>t.

>>16885632
Seems like a nice way to get doxxed.

>>16885632
id do it for free

>>16885853
Anon you just lock the room you work at.

>>16886189
That's the room that needs to be cleaned first.

>>16885096
why does you expect her donation numbers to be very high when she put in the hours streamed so little, and you can't even see the numbers from her members-only streams
anyway it doesn't matter because she has around 30k members for monthly raking in that sweet consistent money https://litter.catbox.moe/4j8yei.jpg
arguably one of the richest holos if you include YT premium revenue

>>16884921
That's the most retarded thing I ever read, do you think Cover takes like 99% or something?

>>16883925
Ina...

>>16882354
You severely overestimating the competency of the American healthcare system in regards to its patients and underestimating the en management.

>>16887887
It's perfectly fine for someone with money, like Gura.

>>16885483
t. has never eaten a good meal in a clean environment.

>>16882183
wtf shes literally me

>>16885483
DYEL, that's what meal prep is for

>>16882215
I VOLUNTEER

>>16884921
Everything for the VR was done on gura's dime, same with the outfits she commissioned. She has to be making some money in order to pay for all this, the question is just how much; we'll never know

Don't follow EN, but does she seem to be the type to just milk it until her luck runs out or is she in it for the long run? Like would you think it's something she'll continue after she graduates.

>>16889392
She just wants friends. Money is a bonus.

>>16888061
If it was a one-off thing? Maybe, not if it's something that requires regular visits, treatment etc. That level of treatment is generally reserved for the very rich.

>>16882183
Does she at least brush her teeth?

>>16885853
Implying cleaning ladies-for-hire care about entertainers enough to dox them. They care about getting paid and not being treated like crap.

>>16889392
she said once that Gura will be around for "many years" and more recently that she'll be above land as long as we'll have her.

>>16882183
why doesnt she hire a mexican maid?

>>16882183
Reminds me of all the under 30 people I know.

>>16882183
90% of this is depression.
>poor personal hygene
>lives in trash
>doesn't clean
>doesn't sleep enough
>always tired/unmotivated
>constant brain fog/forgetful

that's all depression.

>>16882354
i mean, getting a personal gym coach, regular psychologist sessions, a dietitian and help cleaning her home is what celebrities have to stay healthy, they dont do it all on their own. spending money on that will make her money long term and help her health

>>16882183
>and a dent in her head from wearing her VR headset
That's just a gamer dent bro

She’s fat irl

>>16892712
that is the fate of all processed food eating, alcohol drinking, neets

>He gets fooled by the "She's just like me!" marketing gimmick while she bounces on her millionaire bf's cock every night

>>16892712
she could be thin, as she might be skipping meals and not eating regularly, but I guess even then she be technically thinfat

>>16892893
yeah i really pity the hoomans and the saplings, they getting scammed
deadbeats too, though i wouldnt call the cock she's riding better by any metric

>>16882215
This is unironically true given her infatuation and obsession with kid's stuff like disney world etc. She's clearly not all there lol.

>>16893101
>kid's stuff like disney world
The history and legacy of the parks are far from "kid's stuff"

>>16893149

Being a slob is one thing, but the mold and dead mice is pretty gross. You gotta wonder how long they sat there to accomplish that.

Also I’ll never understand how people can survive on energy drinks. I must be a defective Amerimutt, because I can’t stand the taste of the things.

>>16893101
You just know Gura is into ddlg

>>16893361
that's hot

>>16893361
My dick is fucking rock hard. I want Gura to do DDLG with me so bad

>>16893361
she obviously wishes she could be a young girl and definitely wants a daddy

>>16895238
>be a young girl and definitely wants a daddy
UOH

>>16884921

millions no, but still a fuckton regardless

>>16885632

is it a cleaning lady or does she have someone cook for her often too?

>>16895462
Indeed. Maybe four or five months after debut Ame was able to buy her aunt a new car. So these girls are certainly making good money.

>>16890526
god i hope not

>>16882183
>Says she has a fainting problem and a dent in her head from wearing her VR headset
RUMAOOOOOOO

>>16882183
What did I miss? Gura is sick? Quick rundown?

>>16899563
"sick" in the sense that she has a shit sleep schedule and eating habits that have been continually compounding in to worse and worse symptoms that create a cycle of misery.

>>16893101
>>16893222
>He doesn't know about the childless millennials at Disneyworld plague
Speaking about being disconnected.

>>16885535
get out ketofaggot

>>16890526
Lmao she might not...she mentioned toothpaste with mint (99% of them) makes her nauseous for some reason and she hated brushing because of that, but then quickly said she does it anyway.

>>16900243
Just buy kid's toothpaste. I also despise mint and I looked at the labels, the fluoride content is exactly the same shit, you just pay a cartoon tax is all.

>>16899563
Gura's last few streams have been awful. She sounds fucking dead and clearly not all there. That and her last stream description about no vr because of health problems she would "talk about on stream", and being 40 minutes late, has driven concernfags crazy.

I am complete a disaster of a human being yet even I manage to squeak out the barest minimum of self care.
Its not really that complicated, even one good meal a day is enough, and for the love of fuck, throw shit out. I think after awhile your brain just filters the stink but surely the mice, roaches, possible fruit flies will annoy you.

>>16900053
im not a keto fag, in fact keto is prob the worst possible diet next to carnivore
id rather be a vegetarian bc at least then you get to eat dairy and eggs

>>16900053
Seething basedbean oil golem.

>>16882183
wow she's just like me

>>16882853
what does she have to be an alcoholic about? She gets paid a lot to play games and make silly noises, she has enough free time to do what she likes doing at animal shelters, and she clearly grew up upper middle class based on how much her parents supported her and funded her youtube career

>>16902406
>He doesn't know about her last gig

>>16902511
I am 90% sure that was just an act

RIP Marvin, blown up by a grenade in his mouth.

>>16902546
I've known enough heavy drinkers to think it was genuine.

>>16886682
Not saying she's destitute, she's surely doing alright for herself. What people don't see is:

VAT (10%)
youtube (30%)
cover (50%)
tax (45% national and 10% local)

These a lot taken out before the final amount land in the streamer's bank account.

Woops wrong thread.

>>16883925
La+ is also a semi retard too. Not as bad as Chloe or Gura but she legit does not know how to cook soup and has to beg her gen mates to make her food or she ends up eating fast food every day

>>16882183
It's normal for these girls, still doing better the Aqua has been doing.

>>16902406
>what does she have to be an alcoholic about?
are you retarded? you can just be addicted to alcohol you troglodyte.

>>16902816
Lui just comes over and makes her food all of the time now. Lui seems enjoy doing it, so I guess whatever since it's its cute.

>>16902933
hopefully La+ doesn't need to move to far away from Lui to get real internet

>>16902010
>dairy and eggs
That's true, you'd be 100 times better off eating a few eggs and some yogurt instead of trying to subsist on wheat protein fake meats and canola oil frankenfood.

It's the vegans you have to watch out for.

>>16902958
Same, it's like with Aqua who has other holo's who come and cook and clean for her. They kinda need some help to stay alive.

>>16885372
>100k in 1 month
USD or jap monopoly money?

>>16902933
Laplus is lucky becuase you don't always get a model that fits your personality as well as hers fits her.

>>16882183
I FUCKING HATE THIS REALITY SO FUCKING MUCH. I COULD BE THERE WITH HER. TAKING CARE OF HER EVERY NEED. FUCKING CLEANING HER ENTIRE APARTMENT, COOKING FOOD FOR HER, TAKING HER TO THE GYM EVERY SECOND DAY SO SHE GETS HER CARDIOBUNNY EXERCISES, MAKING SURE SHE TAKES HER VITAMINES, MAKING SURE SHE DOESNT OVERDO STIMULANTS, BUYING HER GROCERIES BRINGING HER FOOD ON A PLATE DIRECTLY BEFORE HER MONITOR WITH A HUGE GRIN ON MY FUCKING FACE. MASSAGING HER AFTER EVERY STREAM, AND FORCIBLY TAKING HER TO SHOWER EVERY NIGHT. BRUSHING TEETH WITH HER AS SHE HAS A SLEEPY LOOK ON HER FACE. ID FUCKING WAKE UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT TO MAKE SURE SHE GETS ENOUGH SLEEP. ID FUCKING MAKE SURE SHE GOES ON REGULAR CHECKUPS AND EATS BALANCED DIET FULL OF PROTEIN.
ID FUCKING NUKE A COUNTRY TO DUST FOR HER, AND SPIT ON MY MOMS FACE.
But im not doing any of that, and each fucking time i hear her hurting, or slurring as she pretends to be tired instead of just admitting in her beautiful voice that she's fucking drunk it hurts me so fucking much. I hate this fucking reality. I escaped from being a schizo over fictional girls and now i cant think of anything but 1 real girl who's been making me radiate with smile, and motivates me to push fucking forward through this shitstained life fucking slowly destroy herself.
Ill fucking make it, and ill fucking do whatever it takes to be with her you niggers, and i will make sure she never suffers again.

>>16885853
how? Just have them be there hours she isn't streaming. It isn't like she locks herself in her room all day, she has said she works at an animal shelter

>>16882183
>Biggest vtuber in the world with millions of $ earned and still can't take a single visit to the fucking doctor.
just American things

>>16887358
is Ina a retard too?

>>16888318
>gura
>underwear
what?

>>16885604
I don't mind she has a boyfriend or not , plz someone take care of her

>>16903420
This is how I feel about Choco and her getting married and having a kid.

>>16887887
That's why I said if she had competent management.
>You severely overestimating the competency of the American healthcare system in regards to its patients
So it's better to do absolutely nothing and continue the course.
>>16892644
I'm not even talking about something so rigorous. Even in a small corpo they forced one of their talents to take time off for well over a month and relegated that towards mental health in which they did go to a therapist and possibly see a doctor about it.

>>16896115

its tapered a good bit but they had a fucking massive wave of superchats and memberships when they first started those first few months

>>16903184
USD. Superchats are just the tip of the iceberg for holos. Gura has over 20k members and while they aren't all in USD, that's still a lot of cash coming in every month. And then merch where each release is 6 figures USD.

>>16903578
>Even in a small corpo they forced one of their talents to take time off for well over a month and relegated that towards mental health
I can only think of Marine who they let keep going and killing herself all of the time.

>>16903322
You can buy insurance easily. If she doesn't have it, it's again because of her mental illness.

>>16903648

true, but kson is also the far and away superchat queen

>>16903693
Sure. But the other holos are hardly poor. ESPECIALLY Gura. She could afford to fix the majority of her problems with money and still be building safely for retirement.

>>16902511
Tranny Jannies are going to rain down on you for hinting these people existed before becoming the current VTubers they are.

>>16882183
>made millions

Just because she generated millions doesn't mean that goes in her pocket. Yagoo gets his cut and I'm sure is quite substantial.

>>16903660
Tsunderia did so with Matsuro Meruru in which they did a forced break on her so she could seek help. The company obviously doesn't have the sort of money to pay for it, but if there is competent management they will see there is a problem and confront the talent. Then they will take the stress of doing streaming and what ever other company work off of the talent and possibly guiding them through the steps to seek help.

>>16903288
I assume there are a lot of her own merchandise in her room, along with youtube plates. The room she streams is the one that needs to be cleaned the most, and most likely the one to give away her info. If she's going to hide her shit, basically she'll be cleaning which makes calling a cleaner stupid.

>>16883570
they're not adorable in real life
trust me i am one

>>16889392
Her roommate has been doing this shit for over a decade now. Like even preVtube while still in high school she used to make videos with toys in it she would voice act for. I don't think she fundamentally has any life plans other than youtube.

>>16903852
Yagoo gets his cut, susan gets her cut and google gets their cut.

This applies to every hololive youtuber

>>16891410
she clearly hates illegals, she called them spics on stream once.

>>16882183
You forgot to mention how I have to wipe her bottom for her, as well as clean the sweaty stains out of her gamer sweatpants

where's the art of her where she stops the stream to see her room filled with garbage, someone post it please

>>16904086
You cute.

>>16882183
how are you even suprised by this point? after the bathtub pizza story and the egg that rotted to black in her sink before she did the dishes, nothing should suprise you about her ineptitude anymore. that's why she's better off with holoEN than she was as a 2view, because she has coworkers that care enough to press her to make an attempt at surviving, even if she's still unable to get that right.
>>16882354
you overestimate how much management would be allowed to butt in. especially given she's in the US, where the only businesses that can ignore the rules are the ones that can give handjobs with rolls of K-notes to politicians.
what she needs is to wind up in a holohouse situation with some of her coworkers so someone would be there all the time to push her away from bad habits.
>>16903578
>>16903660
of course, if they DID force the talents onto breaks, /vt/ might selfdestruct by being unable to decide whether to call everyone lazy or rant about cover being a black company.
that might not be a bad thing, of course. if the schizos all offed themselves we might get better discussion around here.

>>16904264
>what she needs is to wind up in a holohouse situation with some of her coworkers so someone would be there all the time to push her away from bad habits.
This seems to work the best as seen here >>16902933 becuase LA+ is jsut as bad as Gura going off what she says or maybe even worst cooking wise.

>>16904202
I wish I was, I'm a disgusting slob who can't take care of herself.

>>16903963
I remember sheep posting this on twitter when she was mad she was forced to not stream and take a break.

>>16893101
Pretty sure childless women in their 20s is currently the biggest disney demographic

>>16904388
Checked. Can i live with you Gura? I would honestly flyover to you and take care of your needs.

>>16882183
>women
>not being messy
What universe?

>>16904501
I'm sorry I have no income and i don't like people.. good luck groomer

>>16904086
>>16904388
anon is cute. cute!

>>16904388
gimme discord we can get married, /vt/ is my oishi

>>16904449
30's as well

>>16904573
My Floro is full of crumbs and I fell asleep watching vtuber.s.

>>16904577
You first

If Chicken lived close to Gura that would unironically solve a lot the problem.

>goes to the doctor
>dies from malpractice after being charged 6.2 million dollars for using a thermometer

>>16904388
>herself
Sure

>>16904647
eurofag spotted

>>16904994
She wouldn't get even on the waiting list before dying if she was in Europe, but at least dying is free in Europe, unless you do it illegally

>>16904994
Texas, doesn't change the medical system being a scam full of incompetents

>>16904764
ive seen a woman post her makeshift ame earrings in an ame thread, they definitely exist on /vt/.

>>16904388
I'll be your househusband if you're making a 6 figure income. I'm fit, an expert cook and give the best hugs. Small pp tho

>>16882365
That’s the thing, people sending in akasupas have enough income to spare to throw it away at nothing, Gura wasn’t too well off before joining Hololive.

>>16882202
that's about right
most americans live like the resident evil 7 family

>>16884921
they all basically make SV FAANG level money for equivalent or more amounts of stress. which isn't a ton of money but enough to be pretty comfortable.

>>16882183
hot

>>16882183
Rich millenial/zoomer memer that lives alone and her life sitting in front of her pc and smartphone cant take care of herself??
I AM SHOCKE

>>16903322
>being part of an insurance system
>being shocked you're getting fucked when you choose not to be part of said system by getting insurance
w-wow. americans sure are smart.

>>16885483
Hire a maid. I bet her city is filled with wetbacks.

>>16883687
Shower and clean your room anon. It's not that hard

>>16882183
Why do you even fucking care faggot? If she takes care of herself and is more successful than you, you'd complain about some shit as well. If she's lower than you and lives like a slob you complain as well. The fact you even give a shit means you are some unfulfilled faggot with nothing better to do than complain about the lifestyle of a vitual shark. Absolute beta behavior. This shark at least has some impact on society, unlike you - some piece of scum on 4chan like myself.

She used to be a literal janny before hitting the Hololive jackpot, it’s not like she had or will have anything better going on than Hololive or something related.

>>16907656
More like her parents paid for everything while she went to work once a month

>>16907500
?

>>16883197
Tongue deep in Gura's mons!

>>16902662
>VAT (10%)
Vat doesn't exist in the USA, faggot

>>16902895
so gura is a retard, because only retards are addicts

>doesn't shower
then she needs a tongue bath at the end of every week

>>16907656
She only did odd jobs for extre spending money, as >>16907831 said.
She is a NEET and addicted to browsing the internet, it is very likely that she has no irl relationships at all and barely ever leaves her house. She eats vegan food not because she is one but just because it takes longer to expire, and she lets garbage pile up for weeks inside, maybe months. This girl is seriously messed up. And you can't help her at all.

>>16882183
another day, another schizo post.

>>16882789
>oldfag
Newfag

>>16885535
Correct. All you need is dairy, meat, and fruit.

>>16907500
> source: anon’s hairy ass

>>16903322
>not having insurance
I would be for universal healthcare if the following groups were excluded
1. Lifestyle illnesses eg fatties, diabetics, AIDS/STDs, addicts, smokers
you made your bed, now sleep in it
2. illegals
why should my money go to foreign invaders?
3. poors
why should I have to pay for the lazy?
4. gun control advocates
I don't want my money going to gun control and ensuring gun control addicts don't die from preventable diseases is helping gun control

she's mentally ill, just like me!

>>16885535
Based and Peat pilled

>>16904077
her jewtube buttons aren't in her room, at least the Gura ones aren't as her manager has her silver one and her dad has her gold one, not sure about her other channel and the merch could be explained by her being a retarded chumbud

>>16904187
>her gamer sweatpants
>gura
>pants
pick one

>>16908365
Enjoy your rotting tongue anon

>>16904086
depends, are you a fat?

>>16902662
gura lives in the US, specifically florida, no VAT and income tax would be significantly lower

Please stop I can only get so hard

>>16908818
For Gura I absolutely will

>>16902662
Still even just her ~20k members mean she takes home six figures a year at least
Unless she lives in manhattan she's way beyond just doing alright for herself

>>16909064
This. I honestly doubt she’s making millions (yet) but she’s doing better than a great majority of people.

>>16902010
Found the fat ass

>>16908393
Is she confirmed NOT a vegan? If so, I can save her.

>>16904086
>>16904388
Why? Genuinely, I'm curious. I'm not a neat freak because I have unsorted paperwork and hobby stuff all over my desk and tucked in the corner, but do women not get that nagging mental irritation from filth or something?

A mess is annoying, having stinking dirty dishes and moldy clothes covered in beverage stains is unimaginable for me. All my plates go into the dishwasher and I do my own laundry once a week. I'm getting concerned how many women seem to act like this.

>>16882801
>>16885263
Worrying about protein is dimwit tier you should be worrying about getting enough fats

>>16909497
She eats burgers and stuff mentioned on stream before. I think she just eats vegan processed food because there's no risk of it being undercooked and she thinks it's "healthier".

>>16884921
You say it lime it's a valid excuse

>>16907121
being able to opt out of insurance is only half the reason the american health system is so screwed

the other half is turning it into a for-profit business and then sabotage every attempt for the "free market" (we assume americans believe in it since it's their argument for making it for profit in the first place) to correct for flaws.
if your doctor charges $100k to kill you, you can't exactly go to the next hospital and negotiate a better service

>>16903322
Wait, do Europeans ACTUALLY pay hospital bills?

>>16893361
>ddlg
What?

>>16882183
what did you expect from a 4chan oldfag?

>>16902010
Why would keto exclude dairy and eggs? Are you retarded?

>>16909916
Daddy Daidou, Little Gura.

>>16909916
Daddy's something little girl, basically into older grizzled or muscular men and she really likes larping as a jailbait
Would indulge in this fetish with her to an unhealthy extent if she was my GF

How do you visit the doctor really? I'm 26 and have never seen a doctor by myself cause i don't know how. Not that i have any health issue or anything.

>>16908393
>because it takes longer to expire
Cope

>>16909748
What a retard I want to punch gura

>>16910192
Depends on where you live.

>>16882183
God I fucking love her so much its insane. Damaged girls are the best.

>>16910192
>find contact mail or phone of multiple one on the net
>make contact
>ask for appointment price
>choose one
>go there

>>16909821
No I will not buy an insurance (aka scam) policy, I even drive without car insurance. Can't gyp me.

>>16909748
>She eats burgers
Yeah a single Mcdonalds burger over the span of a couple days

>>16909916
Daddy dom little girl is what its called

>>16882183
>I love her so much
sure you do cuckbeat

>>16882183
Be nice she is a baby, and somebody who should be me needs to take care of her.

EVERYONE in Gen 1 would STINK LIKE SHIT if you met them IRL

except Ina. I love Ina

>>16911720
Ina also stinks like shit, retard

>>16882183
I CAN FIX HER

>>16882183
why aren't you?

>>16911837
Korean-Canadians are the most powerful race in the world, they can change their body odor at will

>>16902933
>ywn have a lui wife
GOD
DAMN IT
ITS NOT FAIR

Have you ever actually met an autistic woman? I mean in your real life, have you ever sat down and interacted with an autistic adult woman for 30 minutes? The autism thing is not a meme. Gura is a high-functioning sperg, which is highly apparent to anyone who has spent a few minutes with a high-functioning sperg. It's become a meme without people realizing how true it is. I have an autistic sister and dated an autistic girl. They are all high-online, funny, low tolerance, treated like they are younger (often looking younger and sounding younger) stressed women with pain issues. It's just not a meme, everything you're describing is because she's a normal sperg woman.

>>16904182
Based Gura.

>>16885096
>implying that money doesnt all go directly to cover and if shes lucky they toss her a couple bucks here and there

>>16904086
LONDON

>>16912126
I feel like people generally forget that the mid 2000s youtube shitposting community and youtube poops actually skewed nerd fujo female (who probably were autistic.) When I think back at the content creators from 2011 who were creating shitty voice-over animations for super smash bros and pokemon, it was a bunch of proto-guras

>>16912126
As a high functioning diagnosed sperg I can confirm these statements.

>>16882183
gura bebe

>>16912365
She did little pet shop videos back in the past. That's about as autistic as you can get without making comics.

>>16909871
It is one of the dumber arguments because a lot Euros do in fact have to pay for healthcare even if their country shows up as "Free universal healthcare" on some meme map.
However, usually it stays in the 3, 4 and lower 5 digit ballpark.

>>16914164
I just don't pay medical bills, eventually they stop sending them

>>16914151
yeah but those were surprisingly high quality and would only be cringe if she were doing it now as an adult

Well, her helping at animal shelter was probably instigated by her mom, who wanted her little girl to socialize at least that way. I don't see her brother in the list though.

>>16903322
>2015
>no context
I mean if you get heart surgery from a heart attack it's going to be really expensive. In the past, you just fucking died.

>>16914514
new for you, littlest pet shop videos are still very much in the realm of online autism whether they are "surprisingly high quality" or not. Also she wasn't a child when she made them.

>>16914949
>In the past, you just fucking died
Another piece of dawinism removed from our society.

>>16904086
i can fix her

>>16915290
Dude, me and you, we are those pieces too.

>>16915454
But thou canst.

>>16909916
Doki Doki Literature Glub

>>16912126
God I'd lose my shit if she got diagnosed. I unironically want her on a NYT's "autistic influencer" list with Thunberg.

>>16915605
Hey, you can't argue with she getting her wish granted at least.
I believe she'll either squander the money or be afraid to spend anything and die a kissles virgin in some hovel in ten years time though. She's like me in this aspect at least lol.

>>16915523
I don't know about you, but I'm quite certain that I won't have children because I am literally unable to find a wife that I'd want to be with and who'd want to be with me. The same cannot be said about those with defect-heart-genes who aren't meant to live for very long, but are allowed to do so in exchange for selling their souls to Big Pharma.

>>16915743
Dude, as I already said: me and you. I've got pretty bad myopia which only became worse once I hit puberty, that's a dead-on indicator of bad genes right there, and make no mistake, lizard brain of every girl keys on that in microseconds - and I've got a lot more going bad health-wise. One consolation is that I'm not remotely alone in this, up to 80% of men on the planet are in the same boat. Wife does not even enter the picture.

>>16915989
If we don't have children and therefore don't pass on the failed genes we are not examples of society causing reverse Darwinism, so what's the problem?

>>16916054
ty for not bringing more retards into the world

>>16916054
Feeling things. It's built in on very basic level so you keep trying, having that ridiculous hope that you'll succeed where others fail.

>>16915454

are there ever cases of women wanting to "fix" men in scenarios like this?

>>16916130
the answer is always religious girls

>>16916116
The point is that failures are meant to fail, and a collective effort* to prevent that is a very bad long term strategy.

*Healthcare

>>16916130
Sure, if the man by some freak accident demonstrated great genetic makeup or dark triad traits. Look at all the women lusting after antisocial killer schizos, same dynamic.

>>16916216
I'm not arguing that. It's just so hard to look around and see all this. I'm thankful I have you guys, because you obviously can't discuss this with normies and God forbid parents. It's the parents being disappointed in you that hurts hardest.

>>16916130
Women want to fix badboys who beat and cheat on them, they don't want to fix autists

>>16916323
What are you talking about?

>>16916393
Read the chain, come on.

>>16916393
Genetic illnesses? That's not a forbidden subject to talk about with parents and normalfags.

>>16893361
Absolutely. You don't just say shit like "I'd change your diapers, Ame." out of the blue. She's ABDL 100%

>>16916485
Not ilnesses per se, what they mean in the context of your chances of finding a mate in 2022.

>>16895321
>>16889223

>>16912029
You saying they can change flavor?
America falls behind yet again...

>>16916550
Less than they did 300 years ago.

>>16916615
300 years ago most of us wouldn't hit puberty even. This is a part of big lie that gets pushed by those "trad return to roots" types: sure, 300 years ago almost every man that went throught the postnatal filtering of nature was fit for marriage. No meds, lots of physical work, wars, predators, frostbite, all that is there to filter you and me, not those guys.

>>16882183
She just really needs a girlfriend to take care of her.

>>16916748
Should have added that social structure back then reinforced family-forming behavior pretty damn hard. It was different for nobility, but the salt of the land peasantry was very healthy because of all aforementioned factors.

>>16892712
Why are you guys always go for that rrat when you don't know ? Her roommate was never fat

Sorry for being such a downer if it was news for anybody. But hey, now you see how hard it would be to discuss with normies who don't even have to think about this.

>>16916748
I'm not a cripple, though I know one guy who'd be filtered hard without modern medicine and two asthmatics who'd probably be having a hard time.
Me? I'd just be even greasier and more uncomfortable, but nothing life threatening.

Being a part of "return to tradition" gang is a lot easier when it doesn't mean killing yourself.

She wasn't taking care of herself before. She moved out purely to show her dad she was a big girl and not a total loser retard drunk. Now she can't take care of herself and fears she will literally die alone by accident (probably why she doesn't drink anymore).

>>16916932
Pretty optimistic outlook, good.

>>16917122
That's quite a bit of rrat breeding here. What do we actually know about her relationship with her dad? In her own words?

>>16917129
>Optimistic outlook
>Just because I don't need meds to live
You must be in a bad state.

>>16917252
This chain is pretty much about it.

>>16908327
It does in Japan and the money goes to Cover first before being disbursed to the talents

>>16917280
Well out with it then. What's your condition?

>>16917200
Her dad tongues my anus.

>>16916748
You are literally fucking retarded holy lel. 'Return to tradition' means 'fuck your corporate driven tranny ultra-urbanized hellscape' you dimwitted buffoon.

>>16918103
Depends on who says it. Luddites and Kaczynski enthusiasts love the expression as well.

>>16917200
nta but its not her words about her dad, its the lack of words. A girl who loves her dad would also love to talk about him. Gura almost never talks about him, and when she does, its really dismissive. Also, her moving far away from her parents to live alone without any skills whatsoever is a desperate attempt at proving herself

>>16918103
And it changes nothing, because same societal drivers will exist in the most rural place you will find on a map, unless real muh trad is actively enforced. This enforcement part is the one where they inevitalbly falter.

Why are people still surprised that ecelebs and vtubers never grew up?
Whether it's Asmongold or Haachama, Pikamee or Gura, these people are fucking children that lived like shit and spent all their time just playing video games and talking to people online. Lucking out and becoming a millionaire doesn't suddenly make them responsible, if anything it makes them WORSE, because they have no incentive to take care of themselves (no reason to go out in public very often) or learn basic knowledge on living by one's self like cleaning or cooking.
GFE retards think it would be wonderful to date these people in real life but it's probably a fucking nightmare besides them being rich.

>>16918188
You can't deny Uncle Ted was right about everything, though I'm more of a Catholic Monarchist

>>16918372
I'd still rather go from what she actually have said, because there were some stories, like when he told her about the fishes or tried to teach her driving. She doesn't talk all that much about her mother either, if you sit down and try to count the times.

>>16918723
>Catholic
You were so close.

>>16918723
Uncle Ted was a sad product of his times. Now times are far worse, and terrorism is probably not the solution.

>>16918824
Correction: Mailbox terrorism isn't going far enough.

>>16918722
Pikamee? Wasn't she basically a normie girl in unusual circumstances? I think she talked about having a job before streaming too.

>>16918943
When you try to upgrade terrorism to terror, you get different scale of gov resources arrayed against you. If you don't have a power base of your own, you are doomed.

>>16918372
>>16917122
Considering her dad put up with her being a retard and making littlest petshop vids in high school and bought her the shit to make it and took her to disney all those millions of times, I think you are talking out your ass

>>16918723
>I'm more of a Catholic Monarchist
based

>>16919020
Do you have a better suggestion as to how to make the people in power recognize that there is a problem?
>Inb4 voting

>>16919044
That may well work backwards: Gura wanted her daddy to be strict and he wasn't, so she set out in frustration. Those things are not always thought through.

>>16918961
She was just an example, a better one would have been like Brittany Venti (much less success) or lilypichu.
Codemiko is probably one of the few "vtuber"s that isnt irresponsible since she was actually a very successful computer engineer beforehand.

>>16919091
propaganda and explaining the situation is all you can do right now. People need to come to the conclusions themselves. I did.

terrorism, destruction and death will only turn people against you.

I've had out of control mold growing in my shower for years now. I'd try to clean and brush it away but after 5 minutes straight of scrubbing I'd get too tired and bored and quit. Why is existing such a fucking pain, can't shit just stay clean without having to be scrubbed every goddamn day?

>>16919218

>>16919091
People in power have created the problem over the decades, so of course they recognize it. Voting will indeed net you nothing, as every party with a power base benefits from cheap imported workforce, so they'll be primarily moved by what happens to it. Needless to say, trad approach would absolutely work stop it and then probably try to reverse.

Perhaps retreating to outright monastic-type stuff as things get even worse is warranted. That asabiyah shit.

>>16919196
Terrorism, destruction and death is there to force people to come to terms with the fact that there is a problem and maybe even ask themselves some questions.
Propaganda and explanations compete with the system's ability to offer comfort and distractions (bread and circus), and the system has never been better at exactly those things.

>>16919109
Is Vei functional outside of streaming, by the way? She seems just a run of the mill thot to me, she must be.

>>16919282
>Perhaps retreating to outright monastic-type stuff as things get even worse is warranted
This. Nothing can be done until things get bad enough for the bread and circuses to not placate the normies anymore. Just wait til the boogaloo and redpill people where you can

>>16919353
>Terrorism, destruction and death is there to force people to come to terms with the fact that there is a problem
Thats not how peoples brains work though. Its ALWAYS counter productive.

>>16919378
>Just wait til the boogaloo
The boogaloo will never happen if you keep waiting for it to, and tell others to do the same. The boogaloo happens when you make it happen, or at the very least when you encourage enough people to make it happen.

>>16895321
That "daddy" is gonna have to make six figure salary, be 9 feet tall, be a super chad like Henry Cavil, have a "wicked sense of humor", a below average wee wee and be only a couple of years older than her.

>>16919483
I watched US news today and thought it's very much underway already?

>>16919443
>It's always counter productive
Who's in control of Afghanistan right now? "Terrorists"? Yeah.

>>16882183
Everything you just stated is exactly why I love her

>>16919549
Well, these guys didn't just suicide bomb, they worked with the population extensively. Power base.

>>16919282
>Needless to say, trad approach would absolutely work stop it and then probably try to reverse
What do you mean "trad approach"?

>>16919544
How many cops, soldiers and politicians were shot by insurgents because they were identified as such?

>>16919357
She started streaming when young and moved out after, so probably not.
Usually the people that never have to move out until they're rich function the worst due to the disconnect

>>16919483
>>16919549
Is it really that much fun to discuss societal collapse in this thread about an autistic anime shark living in filth

>>16919616
Exactly. Terrorism isn't a dealbreaker.

>>16919282
How will v-tubers handle a catastrophic total war SHTF scenario /vt/?

>>16904410
I think most people have the consensus that the people that manage the Holo EN girls aren't that great. At least the various JP managers pay enjoy attention and have the brawn to butt in when needed.

Naturally no one will like being told what to do.

>>16919712
It's not only fun, when you put it that way it becomes outright fitting.

>>16885483
Wasting time in life???

>>16919754
Two options:
>Service goes down, Vtubers with it
>Vtubers aren't allowed to talk about it, everything stays the same

>alergies.

>>16919849
I find it difficult to believe they wouldn't use their massive fanbase to let tip the scales on their favor when supply lines completely halt and there's gunfire sounds all around them. Assuming of course internet is still up.

>>16919044
its more like her dad spoiled her and raised a good child but did not raise a good adult. Hence, gura being a useless adult. Imagine your firstborn child growing up being completely useful in conventional society. As a man, you would no doubt question where you messed up

>>16909871
I've never paid for anything but drugs, dental and optical in my life.

>>16920290
Electricity flowing is a part of supply lines. Internet arguably too.
Girls will be girls though, so you're probably right.

>>16920361 (me)
*completely useless

>>16920361
Gura makes 6 figures doing what she enjoys doing. Why would her dad be upset?
IDK what your autistic parents are like but mine just cared that I got a real job and don't really give a shit about what I do with my life/money beyond that so long as I am not a criminal because it is my choice.
Gura is capable of paying her bills and is thus successful and therefore her dad did a good job

i will love gura until the inevitable heat death of the universe, and i will still love her afterwards

>>16912189
Gura probably keeps around ~20% of the income she generates after factoring in YouTube, Hololive, JP government and US government cuts. She brings in enough that her earnings are substantial but nothing to really scream home about. I wouldn't imagine she makes more than 400k/yr in-pocket and what that really means depends on where she lives, like if she's in a small city in fly-over country, its a LOT of money, but if she's in LA, then it's just above average.

>>16915660
kek

>>16912126
>Have you ever actually met an autistic woman?
Yeah, I tried to date one back in my later high school years and she was utterly impossible. She was cute and we shared hobbies but she was also really fucking weird and had unusual ideas that being in a relationship should be like anime and involved hitting your SO over basically fucking nothing. Of course, like anything at that age, circumstances separated us. I first moved away for college and when I graduated and moved back, tried to hook up with her again, only for her to tell me she was then going to be moving away for college herself and I haven't talked to her since.

Oh yeah, should mention this because her #1 fantasy was about me fucking my best friend, no shit. She even drew a comic of it that got passed around school a bit. I'm not upset because I was the top and she drew me looking like Goku but it was still frigging weird.

>>16920618
>capable of paying her bills and is thus successful
yeah thats where you lost me. Only a fucking fool uses money as the metric of success

>>16909982
i worded that bad
i mean that vegetarians get to enjoy the benefits of high carb while still getting protein and nutrients via milk and eggs
carnivore/keto is terrible bc lack of carbs creates a hypercortisolemic state that mimics starvation
(now i need to reply to someone else to not get banned for off topic discussion)

>>16912126
gura is not autistic, no female is truly autistic the way a man can be, they all have no problem socialising given a proper environment
true autism is when a man spends his entire life ignoring relationships entirely in pursuit of some interest, women dont do this

>>16921784
>$400,000 in pocket is average
Median income in the USA is like $30,000 before taxes and for a household it is like $70,000 before taxes. Median income in LA is below the national average and median income in bel air, which is the highest ranking neighborhood in LA, before taxes is like $208,000. If Gura is making $400,000 after taxes she is firmly in the top 1% of earners in the USA

>>16919754
They'll talk about it the same way as they talk about COVID, that thing that goes around, sometimes impacts service, refuse to take a stance beyond "it sucks" and continue on as much as they can.

>>16922488
t. a poor ass wagie
I didn't even use money retard, I said capable of paying her bills

>>16919218
please tell me this is ironic
i clean my shower once a month and it remains spotless. do you secrete biological material only found in swamps?

>>16922681
I said it's above average but she's definitely not within the top 1% of earners in LA, especially not the wealthier parts.

>>16882183
while Ame grew up Trailer park trash, Gura IS trailer park trash, and is well a irresponsible early 20 something who spent most of her free time before becoming a Vtuber getting blackout drunk

>>16885853
im sure the impoverished fat middle aged mexican cleaning lady whos scared of being deported is interested in doxing her clients

>>16904182
>gura 'ates spics
>irys hates gypsies
>japs say nigger
>kiara says nigger
tell me why hololive isnt the most based idol agency

>>16923684
Gura is a retard, but her family has money. That is how she got into streaming that is how she made her toy youtube videos. That is how they took her to disney so often.
Also how did Ame get into streaming while being poor?
>>16923746
Gura hates illegals, she called them spics on stream once

>>16904086
>>16904388
ywnbaw

>>16904647
dont go to the doctor, its that simple

>>16907656
>yt channel with over 1 mil subs
>created the most popular meme of 2020, even made it to mainstream news
>boomer girl literally kickstarted a twitch career off of her work
>had connections with top internet celebs
she did not just "get lucky"

there are people who are tapped in to the spirit of the internet and shape the memosphere, people like filthyfrank, belle delphine
gura "gets it", she knows the internet, gura debuted at a time when vtubing was at the forfront of internet culture, there are no coincidences