/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Mori needs to pay.

>>16894028
Holy shit, are you me?

I FUCKING LOVE KAWAIIOPE MORIRIN AND I WANT TO MARRY THIS DORK, START A FAMILY WITH THIS DORK, AND RAISE A SON WITH THIS DORK, A SON WHO’LL INHERIT OUR RESPECTIVE BEST TRAITS AND ATTRIBUTES BUT IS ALSO JUST AS MUCH OF A DUMB CHUUNI AS HIS BEAUTIFUL DORK OF A MOTHER

>>16894676
No I'm me and you're you

swung on a branch lol

I love Mori so much I want to support her earnestly in everything she does! I want her to be content and fulfilled by all of the effort she puts forth! I love her laugh! I love how she's cool, cute, and a dork at the same time! I love her commitment to her friends! I love that she holds herself to high standards, and I love that she's able to pick herself up whenever she gets down on herself! I love her voice! I love when she hums in my ears and also when she's pretending to suffocate me with a plastic bag! I love her taste in games and anime! I love her dedication to uplifting small-time creators because she spent so long doing her best underground herself! I love how expressive her avatar is, and I love that she acknowledges that and regularly makes full use of it! I love her hair! I love her eyes! I love her smile! I love how her original outfit is so edgy and flashy and how it perfectly compliments her natural gap moe! I love that her second outfit is so heavily influenced by her actual fashion sense, which is cool and cute and dorky, all at once, just like her! I love her dumb hat and her hoop earrings! I love that she is comforted by her fans! I love the gratitude that she pours out for deadbeats even when we don't deserve it! I love that she would reassure us that we do deserve it if she were to see one of us say that! I love her tits! I love how she's so dedicated to her niche subgenre of music! I love her lyrics and her flow! I love that she's willing to branch out into doing other styles of music as well! I love that she's determined to improve her vocal capabilities to accommodate her trying different musical stylings as well as her raps! I love that she's always focused on self-improvement and espouses those same values to her community as well! I love that she's into theatre and poetry! I love her odd sense of humor! I love her endearing awkwardness! I love that she takes inspiration from so many things from her life and channels them into consistently enjoyable creative output as well as a wonderful personality! I love that she inspires me! I love Mori! I love her so much!

Does Mori have the least amount of SA and SEA fans of any EN or Holo? Why does the savage fear the reaper?

>>16894803
This but instead of this whole wall of text I want to pump her full of cum

I want her to be mentally well

>>16894831
Maybe death is taboo in their piece of shit gypsy villages

>>16894831
There are cancerous LLfags in SEA. Those types unironically think that male interaction kills idols

this was a fucking struggle to get back to, despite first time Frontier taking 2 fucking minutes

>>16895102
Ganbat, drip king.

Don't go to /hlg/ right now.

>>16895323
>/hlg/
that's the anti thread, /hlgg/ is what you should be looking for.

>>16895323
>anno domini MMXXII
>/jp/
???

>>16895323
kys

>>16895503

>resorting to doxx not even correct doxx because that's the TT producer.

They're taking their last gasps into irrelevancy. The board now knows about Mousey/Connor, their "yab" stars collab was a nothingburger, and they're treated as nuisances by /hlgg/ which is why they went to /hlg/,

>check out the non-coco episode
>mori's drawing w/signature is still on the wall
>this is the closest we're getting to a mori/coco collab in a while
fug

>>16895641
>not even correct
You're just as pathetic as them.

>>16895667
I hope they got to hang out offline
though with how busy she was and is I kind of doubt they have

>>16895773
>Mori cowering in presence of a bigger stacy
I hope there are fics about this (the gap specifically)

>>16894640
Can I discuss her interaction with TT crew?
This is extended universe, right?

>>16895716
why would you say it is, then? That's the TT producer because they talked about it on the podcast, when she was the guest.

Mori was supposed to have my child.

I have entered the thread.

>>16894831
SA here, I support her but much like the Aussies, JP chuubas and Irys japanese timezones make it impossible to catch her live.

>>16894879
lmao look up "San La Muerte" on google you dip.

>>16895842
I don't give a fuck beaner.

>>16895792
That's apparently what happened with Suzy as well, though she has her safety blanket of music talk with her

>>16895860
A shame she never hung out with Watame.

>>16895821
Naah con*** get the job done

>>16895821
you can stop trying now, anon. TT visited that hospital and supposedly the producer: this person >https://twitter.com/gourmetmei

I wish she would create some 30 minute game streams. Can even be unedited pre recorded. Just small enough chunks that I can keep up with the game and wouldnt be a stress to her.

I came here to laugh at you.

>>16895964
I come here to hurt myself.

>>16895964
Ok? I came inside Mori

THREE
THREE NIGGAS

>>16896062
that's twice as many as 1 and half a nigga
and that's terrible

we're close boys
pausing for now, hands getting lil' tense
Windswept Buff surprisinly only really has 2 hard jumps up till now and you can manage punishes extremely easy, I'm guessing this shit now gonna be the real hard part

>>16896062
1 nigger in each hole? Not surprising.

>>16894712
"I'm me," he says.

>>16896062
Boku no pico watchalong soon

https://youtu.be/hrURpy8BNv0?t=1674
SEX

>>16896549
>starting with Bloody Stream
Was Ci the JoJo friend all along?

>>16896648
Well, I guess. because no one has asked. It could be Painy. imposible to be Sydney

>>16896549
Alright, now when is Fra going to do Bloody Stream?

wakawakawa

>>16896707
SORO SORO SAY GOOD BYE

>Pic related makes /m/ seethe
>Mori makes /vt/ seethe
THEY ARE

>>16896776
This entire board is just full of Passpartout NPC's

>Post "doxx" pics,
>undoes weeks-long fat-shaming just to keep their vendetta going

Seems Moririn went 0/3 on hitting her bedtime on her literal days off...

>>16896874
>undoes weeks-long fat-shaming
idgi

>>16896886
Well, the girl on the back of the welsh is too thin to be Mori, because that's the TT producer, and that gal looks like Aki was stealing food from her.

>>16895323
What did you post there? Wait don’t tell me it was doxxshit. And at at /jp/ too since even /hlgg/ is tired of you.

>>16896946
pretty much, like I said. Last gasps before irrelevancy. also funny because /hlg/ ignored him and just continued on discussing about Migo and Suisei.

>>16896874
I'm convinced all of this was an intricate guerilla marketing scheme for that chuuba game being shilled everywhere now. Everything this past week, starting with that porn video, makes this seem like a coordinated effort.
I refuse to take my meds.

>>16897061
holy shit

>>16897061
That's probably bullshit but I believe it anyway.

>>16897061
Viral marketers, I kneel..

>>16897061
Kekkers he's onto us, pull out boys

What stream will this be used as the thumbnail for?

You know what would be the dream?
If once we get 3D, Mori does breakdance for us

>>16897227
Getting Over It

>>16897248
no wonder her arms were hurting after her dance practice

>>16897061
Then why didn't they just Ask "Mori"? I'm sure she would be able to help.

>>16897061
The girls in that game are chubas? I thought they were normal whores

>>16897303
Your boy isn't good at acting, please andastandu

>>16897343
Worst part is, it isn't even a porn game

remember to love your Mori

>>16896776
Why does she look younger with the Kimono?

>Still No Mori art with Mumei in their Kimonos

GODDAMMIT, I WANT ONE.

>>16897524
She doesn't? She always looked young.
Well, maybe it's the long hair that made her look more mature.

>>16897567
Only a handful of fanartists actually watch streams, which is why the most pairing fanart a chuuba gets is based on their early interactions unless a new dynamic makes itself super obvious. This is why there's a lot more Mori/Bae than Mori/Mumei and why Takamori and Gurame will never die.

>>16897567
I feel this, Hoobeat. Or art with Mori, Gura, and Mumei in cowboy attire.

>>16897672
At least bone bros are finally starting to slowly get more art together. Inamori has a few nice pieces too.

>>16897567
Not only that, they both have a good contrast because Mori's is black/pink/red, while Mumei's is White/red.

Gura's pairs well with Kronii's

>>16897802
Mumei's kimono is interesting because from the waist up and with the hat it looks more like a European inspired outfit to me. I really like it though.

Wow, these threads are dead after the Connor yab.

>>16897854
it's a Taisho inspired outfit. Kimonos on that style have western elements.
pic related DESU.

>>16897956
The more you know.

Protip: never bite bait. let the sleeping dogs lie.

Also, who's interested to go to Rizon?

Want to create a channel?

>>16898130
>IRC
Who even uses that now?

>>16897905
She specifically targeted fans from here, saying she didn't want them. I'm not surprised people are struggling for motivation to post.

>>16898209
that's the point. People don't like discord, don't like reddit, So I was thinking if herebeats could actually make an IRC channel.

>>16898246
Or we could just talk here, you ridiculous faggot.

>>16897956
here's another one this time it's junk

>>16898262
Based and occamrazorpilled

>>16898246
mite b fun

>>16895842
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/San_La_Muerte
>(...) Folk saint and the personification of death, it is represented as a skeletal idol wearing a hooded cloak in South America (...)
>(...) The San La Muerte devotion involves prayers, rituals, and offerings, which are given directly to the saint in expectation of and tailored to the fulfillment of specific requests.
>Offerings can include devotee’s own blood, alcoholic drinks, candles and other valuable objects.

>just finished the MP vod
MORI WINS LOL
Also damn, Sana with that fucking dad joke kek

this just in Mori is supposed to be going to sleep

>>16898727
>Mori will mantle the concept of death by the end of her career and become an actual kami

>>16898800
lol
lmao

>>16898800
>>16898809
PRESS X TO DOUBT :D

>>16898766
I think the brazen nature of it is really what sold the Dad joke.

What the fuck is this thread? What are you fags even talking about?

>>16898861
Hooman... you're in the wrong thread...

>>16898727
>Offerings can include devotee’s own blood
How do we even do this? WE'RE ALL BONES?

>>16898865
People buy literal shit all the time

>>16898897
Marrow is close enough

>>16898865
also mori cute

>>16898897
BLOOD IS PRODUCED IN THE MARROW
HEMATOPOESIS YOU IGNORANT SLUT

hella cute

>>16898766
Are you 12?

>>16898952
>BLOOD IS PRODUCED IN THE MARROW
Sounds suspiciously like "pee is stored in the balls" so I have a hard time believing it desu

>>16898947
>>16898985
you got proof of that? show sources

>>16898947
>>16898985
No dad jokes, only rage

Shh... the reaper is sleeping now.

>Stats for all Costumes

>default: +3 to kakkoi +3 to Kawaii
>drip: +4 to kakkoi, enable ability fast rhymes (attack speed up)
>dress : +5 to kawaii, enable Somelier ability (consumables double their effectiveness)
>kimono: +6 to kawaii, +6 to kakkoi, enable BANKAI

>>16898727
so La Diosa De La Muerta is true and it's our moon princess

>>16899088
sleep tight sleepy reapy

>>16899088
Mori you better not be sipping that stupid bitch juice and actually sleeping and not coming here for an ego boost if you are I love you and you're doing great now take your sexy ass to sleep

She's sleeping with the shades on, right?

>>16898868
Pls understand we’ve had to endure 2 day breaks between Mori streams with extra dense packets of shitposting inbetween.

>>16899222
Next week will probably have BoneBros Q release collab (hopefully) and IM collab so we got that

>>16899218
>pokes her eye
>"gah-FUCK!"

>>16899389
goddammit I read that in her voice

>>16899277
I hope Mori doesn't put "surprise collab" on the schedule for the Shadowverse mouse collab (she probably will and once again it won't be on her channel)

this silly bitch isn't sleeping enough

>>16899575
True, but I've enjoyed her new habit of telling us good night. Even if she doesn't actually go to sleep.

>>16899663
Big liar hours these days lmao

>>16894640
Is it just me or is Mori getting more and more rapeable?

>>16899692
MORI LIED
PEOPLE DIED

>>16899543
You know it would be hilarious if Mouse put "Calliope Mori Shadowverse collab with Surprise Guest" on her own channel complete with "mystery" Ironmouse silhouette

j-chad should live with mori like she's her mom, and take away her phone in evenings

>>16899663
Its cute, like a gf messaging you she is about to sleep

>>16900077
I think J-chad should sit on Mori with her giant ass

>>16899575
If it wasn't obvious from the selfie, this bitch has been crunching like crazy for all the stuff coming out at the end of the month.

>>16900105
NOOOO YOU CAN'T SAY SHE'S YOUR GF

>>16900141
you have to be at your best for any of those things to be worth a shit. Sacrifices must be made and sleep should never be one of them

AHEM ladies and gentlemen I'm going to say the C word

>>16900182
I wouldn't worry about the quality of her work as much as how much she should be sleeping. Whatever comes out it will be the best she can give.

>>16900182
Don't worry, once the album comes out I will fuck her so hard that she goes into hibernation so she will come back recharged.

>>16900231
That's pretty cr*nge, Anon

>>16900231
Anon, no!

>>16900231
>C****
Disgusting. I'll take Opefags over that.

>>16900272
quality of work will decline along with mental and physical health, her entire life, stress levels, everything without sleep.
Human beings sleep, they need sleep.
If she was half starved her work would also suffer

>>16900231
CUNNILINGUS
EATING THE REAPER PUSSY

>>16900272
Mori needs more sleep, the side effects of less sleep are almost identical to drinking the stupid bitch juice.

>>16900141
>>16900272
Considering she described the upcoming recordings for the big project as being "like IRyS's recordings", I think the toughest stuff is still ahead of her. Just look at how it fucked up her tea buddy

>>16900323
"Based."
>callidrip.txt

ladies and gentleskeletons
we're in

>>16900581
Decent time so far, best of luck on the ice section

>>16900581
Did you get the gold or did you pussy out?

>the second half of Kiara's SC reading
Oh god that's gonna be walking on eggshells for Mori as well. Having to avoid any kind of confirmation for what's actually happening for the concert while still wanting reading out shit congratulating her for "3D" or the "3D live"

>>16900771
>inb4 it's not even 3d

>>16900670
I'm planning normal complete first, I only grabbed the hat since I dropped to sewers at some point and I was like 'why not', it's two trivial jumps
also, chapel is fucking trivial, probably cause of how fucky the ice level is

>>16898246
>IRC channel
there's literally already a #/vt/ on rizon

>>16900820
Chapel blind is a fun hurdle.
But it's utterly trivial if you know the jumps

would mori be a good gf?

>>16901047
Yeah, mine.

>>16901056
but are you a good boyfriend?

>>16901072
I don't know. I like to think I do my best, but I sometimes feel like I don't deserve her.

>>16901103
Relatablebeat
what if she thinks the same of herself?

>>16901127
She probably does, because she's dumb and doesn't realize how perfect she is.

>>16901103
Then dump her in the worst way possible.
It has to be bad, so that she doesn't think it was her fault.

>>16901047
Fuck no, workaholics are terrible SO's

>>16901047
>always too busy working or hanging out with her anituber friend circle to ever give you more than 5% of her time
Nah, in reality it would be disappointing to be her bf

>>16901153
seeing how i just want to stay at home and have minimal interaction i'd love a relationship like that
is there some part of the picture i'm missing?

New IP lol

>>16901047
Shit no, I'd rather keep her as a drinking friend than a girlfriend.

I’d be willing to be Mori’s househusband.

Why does she dress like a 14 year old wigger?

None of you can be her husband, as I already am.
t. Mori's husband
t. me
t. made this post

>>16901327
Cause she has a mind of one?

>>16901047
Honestly, no. She's too much of a workaholic. But I would still accept her, flaws and all.

>>16900927
even without knowing the jumps, there's zero punish so you can test out where you can full send and when you do, the entire thing breaks down
I podcasted the Chapel part in Mori's run but still had this shit figured out in minutes

also, hopefully not gonna fall since I'm not entirely sure how I just done this

>>16901615
I fell

>>16901725
F

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3iGQEnkhMAw
Mori's latina friends really have a thing for opera, huh

>>16901725
alas

>>16900794
>inb4 walfie concert

>>16902197
When will they convince Mori to give opera karaoke a try

>open random mori clip
>it starts like this
https://files.catbox.moe/ofspyz.mp3

>>16902556
I
MISS
MORIRIN
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>16902551
Sora...

I kneel to LaLaion, I don't think I'll be able to beat her time, it took me too long to figure Blue Ruin

>>16902556
>>16902608
Less than 6 hours bros

>>16903159
I'm gonna be working... I hate wagie life...

>>16903191
I'm gonna be sleeping... I hope I wake up to catch the end at least.

ok boys, the babe looms

>>16903402
I BELIEVE

What is a collab that desperately needs to happen but hasn't yet?

>>16903557
Me and Mori in bed
(Disclaimer: I am neither you, nor Connor)

>>16903582
Shut up Irys, rest your thorat

>>16903557
Serious answer, a Mori and Suisei karaoke collab or a Watamori collab.

>>16903557
Sora and Mori minecraft, just spying on their peers

>>16903557
Mori + her entire Holoharem SEX collab

>>16903557
Mori, Mouse, Kson

>>16903627
Seconded. Fuck coof for cancelling the first DeathStar karaoke and turning Mori into a loner cave goblin

Mori Calliope is so stylish

>>16904287
https://twitter.com/QUASARCAKE/status/1484811150357413892?s=20

>>16894669
Yeah, me, with sex.

>>16904513
I like the sort of woman who will just kill me

>>16904570
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rmjil66HzsA

>>16903557
Mori+Mumei+Gura+Kronii in a song.

I don't know how they'll make it work, BUT IT WILL WORK.

>>16904973
I would swap Kronii for Bae. I like her but she's not at the same singing level as the other 3 imo.

>>16903557
I want more Dethklok collabs but it feels like that was a one and done deal unfortunately

I fucking hate how hot and cute this bitch is.

Inner's going on hiatus for at least one week due to health problems.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RR6-jLTBZwU

>>16905278
Clockbeats truly are the most oppressed group

>>16905579
They're honestly awkward on-stream. Kind of like what Mori and Gura used to be.

>>16905563
Pray for Tako.

>>16905563
>>16905708
this is just the cold season, unfortunately.

>>16905563
Damm, hopefully Mori takes care too, after all she has a lot of recordings to do, hopefully Ina recovers in time for Aquas concert

>>16905563
Why is everybody fucking dying all of a sudden?

>>16905640
Honestly, it may be because their personality types are too similar to generate entertaining content. Kind of like Gura and Mumei but mix the two pairs (one part Mori/Kronii and one part Gura/Mumei) and you get gold.

>>16905834
Don't worry, she already has a vacation set on early February.

>>16905563
Good thing mori never leaves her house, thus never getting sick too often

>>16906278
Inner is a hikki and she got sicky, so there's no guarantee.

>>16906394
Doesn't Ina live with her parents though? They could've exposed her.

>>16906394
Colds usually happen when you do not have good air circulation on your room.

I don't know how I missed this but interesting to see Haachama commenting on Mori art. I agree with her.

>>16905563
Shit sucks. good on Ina disabling all superchats to get rid of that faggot

>>16906603
Nice. Not really a fan of Haachama but it's cool how much she likes my boy.

It's amazing the kind of responses you get in global when you simply wish the myth members a speedy recovery

>>16907198
why do you care?

>>16907198
Global has been giga compromised, it's beyond salvation after the connor yab.

>>16907198
Mori is back to being hated again over there. Deadbeats even more so because we are apparently behind every single anti post.

>>16907198
Wtf are you even going on about? Most of the thread is being pretty supportive since Inner just went on break. Fuck off with your drama peddling.

>>16907198
>>16907285
One dude yelling at you doesn't make the entirety of Global.

>>16907287
Yup. People are just drama peddling right now .

Kinda worried for Ina because she's the least active when it comes to physical activity. As an asthmatic, I share her difficulty

>>16907320
Also likely that they're the shitstirrers themselves.

>>16907432
I don't have enough energy to shit up threads all day. It was a general observation as someone who lurks both threads.

>>16907530
No, I'm serious.

There's a lot of posts trying to spin ridiculous bait centered around Mori.

[Matrix News]
Matrix 4 was so bad and boring Ame didn't finish it
I've been hearing that alot

>>16908482
I saw one thread on /tv/ a couple of weeks ago where some people were floating an argument along the lines of the movie being bad on purpose as a sort of critique of the state of the film industry.

Is it cope? Sure reads like it.

>>16908615
That absolutely sounds like cope, honestly feels like more of a cash grab movie than anything.

Only watched a couple of streams, did anybody explain what's up with HoloFes3 yet?

>>16908482
It was pretty bad, but I was able to get through it at least.

Was going through the old drawthreads and found some KLK x JoJo art

Can we normalize calling her Calli on /morig/? It would be hilarious to see confusion amongst those who call her Mori on vt but don't browse here and assume we're tourists.

>>16908482
Matrix 4 is actually great. Not liking it is a sign of small brain/shit taste. Though I wish its second part didn't exist.

>>16909161
dad

>>16909205
papà

fuck bitches
get money
and fuck the Tower

>>16909437
congrats, now beat Mori's record

>>16909161
Yes, but we have to become Calliopeople

>>16909437
What's the final time brah?

>>16908615
All of this is kinda pointless considering Mori has very little taste in movies as long as they fulfill her criteria of being weird, full of fights and/or overly gory (or have Adam Sandler). Matrix 4 probably hits on the first two

>>16908915
They all have 3D and HoloMyth will demonstrate their mew models by hosting the first Vtuber wedding, wherein a deliciously suited Mori marries Gura in a long-flowing, super girly wedding dress and kiss on stage to an audience of their freiends and genmates, senpai, and millions of adoring viewers, making Gura's greatest dream come true.

>>16909372
OLD MAN

>>16909601
HEY YOU with the BANGS and the ATTITUDE

>>16909540
4 is actually close behind 1 in quality. 1 > 4 > 2 > 3. Critics seem to forget that the matrix series were not really that great to begin with.

>>16909505
unironically lost 2h after fucking up the first babe attempt
having completed the game, I must say I really, really fucking dislike the endgame design something fierce - Chapel and Ruin are both purely patience drainers once you figure their sole gimmick bit, but every jump in the Tower that actually matters will set you back to them

it's clearly intended on wearing you down and having you fuck up more and more (and it worked, I can tell by myself), but it does so through tedium rather than challenge
honestly, can probably say about the snow area because the jumps there are pretty skill-less too

I'd say the rainy platform + Bargainburg as whole + parts of Frontier + the Tower are places that actually test your execution, the rest of the game could unironically not exist and it'd be similarly challenging but not become such a fucking drag by the end

>>16909437
congrats now beat ghost of the babe before mori does

>>16909832
I'm honestly not sure if I'll be doing the DLC or the picking the game up again, I sorta agree with Fauna that by the end of the day it's just... not that engaging
the controls feel pretty crisp and landing a good jump is satisfying, but that's like the only feedback the game offers
the pixel art is cute but there's no real spectacle and it gets pretty old while you redo the areas
music is good when it hits but it's rare and being interrupted on stage transition often fucks with the climax of a track, and if you're doing well you usually will barely get past the intro

overall, fairly mediocre experience

>>16909175
you seem to be alone on this brainbeat

karaoke predictions?

>>16910633
none because I can't make it live for once

>>16910010
Anon, she treats FromSoft games like they're some sort of god-like series when in fact they've pulling a FIFA and reskinning games since DS1. Bloodborne literally only had one new mechanic and it wasn't even that big. (Sekiro is an exception though). TLDR: She has really simple-minded taste in games and doesn't like things she doesn't "let" herself like

>>16911031
All we need is Armored Core 6 to bring her to the /m/ side.

>>16911031
>Sekiro is an exception though
funnily enough, not really, From also made Tenchuu series and a lot of the things in Sekiro feel lifted and merged from there, the only exception being the parry system

>>16911128
>AC6
>She gets bored because it's sluggish
Then I'll suggest ExVS.

Sounds like a plan.

>>16911150
You have a point actually lol. I did like the grapple to a degree too though

>>16909814
huh, interesting, beat the game faster than Iroha but had like 50% more jumps/falls
guess that's the difference between manual timing and going by feel

>>16911220
Good plan, the age of Calliope /m/ori will soon be upon us.

SPICY
MEAT
BALL

>>16911383
....yesssssss

>>16909460
what's this song?

Hey, Dead Beats.
https://files.catbox.moe/nc7vjw.mp4

>>16911785
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQX7Zub0ZdI

>>16911798
>looking up
Immersion ruined.

>blind hope that she sings a song from them
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxYAUNz8Gu8

>>16911863
It was made for me, a tallbeat

>>16912370
Its fine, I suppose you need it more than I do.

>>16912357
>expecting a BSB song from an Eminem fan
zero chance of this happening.

I want to play basketball with Mori

>>16912689
I want to dunk on Mori while she fails to reach the ball as I hold it above her

>>16912370
Both tallbeats and short beats cower before the power of same-heightbeats like me.

>Can always look Mori in the eye
>Can lift her up and carry her but also be lifted and carried by her depending on the mood
>Subtle push to have her wear heels more often

>>16912727
>>16912689
>implying they could actually play.

Just beg her for an NBA2K stream or something.

It pleases me to know Mori is likely to enjoy futa

>>16912797
The only satisfaction in life as a tallbeat is being able to tease otherwise tall women and being able to reach the top shelf

>>16913243
I think you mean "toes" ;}

I heard that Mori was going to be on twitch with Pikamee and Ironmouse and someone else who I can't remember. Whose channel will it be on, so I can watch it maybe?

>>16913497
(ꈍꈍ)

>>16913497
>>16913865
You jest, anon. BUT YOU'RE SUS.

shhhh. bonebro is streaming.

>>16914161
Unfortunately false so far

>>16914184
She's on chat. There's something really dragging down her bandwidth.

>>16914184
SHES COMIN! !
uoh

>>16914161
She's been playing a different game every day, I wonder if she's just doing the shotgun method to finding one she enjoys a lot

>>16914256
rrat: Gura is in JP, which explains her internet issues

>>16914334
but that would mean she's at Mori's

>>16914256
Jesus, I thought we were out of that after last night. Guess it's gonna take a while for her to sort it out

>>16914399
>tfw no bonebros off-collab karaoke
Imagine how much fun Goomba and Mori could have with that..

GURA FEELS GOOD
someone isnt dying at least

>>16914762
Why do none of them just sleep regularly? Also damn the hair rigging is so much better on this outfit.

>>16914888
>the hair rigging is so much better on this outfit.
Them unofficially exiling Umiushi was the best decision cover's made in a while

>>16914888
Mori's is self-inflicted at this point. She bought a nice bed and is fixing chronic pain in her shoulders but then binge watches anime and YT rabbitholes on the couch instead of getting into bed

>>16915323
was it confirmed?

>>16915421
She's recording. Of course she hasn't slept.

>>16915427
Well at the very least they haven't touched Gura's last two outfits.

>>16915427
>>16915639
Yeah that's why I said unofficially, Umiushi not touching her last outfits implies they're in the dog house at least though.

>>16915427
Gura's base outfit seems updated as of last night, she had a mini existential crisis over it

I heard there was some drama with Calli? I completely missed it. Can someone fill me in?

>>16915826
No

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/95691210#manga

>angel
that's a stretch, at least satan thought he was helping

>>16915951
>No
Because you'd be banned if you did?

>>16915826
Calli got overly defensive of her IRL friends (read: the people who are using her for clout, now she doesn't have Kiara there IRL to keep her head on straight) and put her foot in her mouth again.

despite my better judgment, I'm doing this
quoting Mori
>fuck this bird, man

>>16917171
She gave no shits about those birds, despite clearly being good enough to get them lol

>>16916770
>Got overly defensive
>put her foot in her mouth again
How so?

Can't believe some of you would harass Gura like this

>>16917310
Do your reps

>>16917293
yeah, they're in pretty irritating position since while getting them isn't super hard, getting back to your spot requires mega precise jump
and then you gotta go back to bargainburg anyway, so it doesn't mesh with a speedrun at all

I'm just doing it to dab on her for having Full Drip Regalia

>>16916687
Because even if your desires to know what happened were to be good hearted, we have to decline your request because there's been a ton of anons feigning ignorance about the situation and asked to be spoonfed just for the sake of extend the drama even further.

>>16917370
Never!

>>16917324
Nuthin' personal, Sharky

>>16915826
The drama is that she is trying to make a deal with KMR to write a Granblue/Shadowverse collab with HoloMyth but Yamakan "Savior of Vtubers" think this won't end well after wasting his sparks so he's trying to do everything in his power to prevent it from happening, which for some includes making everyone obsessed with NTR. Word on the street is that he is also the mastermind behind the China arc after his Chinese studio bombed. Some say Hedious Babar is also involved who wants revenge after the Sakura Wars gacha bombed.

>>16917324
Hey she ran into me, I'm just dancing.

>>16917435
If discussing it is the problem, is there some other site where I can read the gossip?

>>16917580
What the fuck?

>>16917666
Try making a bait thread, Im sure some anons are more than willing to speed you up

>>16917666
Yamakan may have failed to save anime, but he WILL save vtubers at any cost... even if it means destroying them all. Yagoo and HoloMyth must prepare for their greatest battle yet...

>>16896498
kek

>>16917766
>Destroy them to save them
JRPG villains make more and more sense.

>>16915826
Nene raped Ironmouse

>>16918635
Based, but what does that have to do with Mori?

>>16918718
Cover is trying to cover up the truth and won't let Mori mention it outside of member streams
Ame thinks it's proof she likes VShojo more than Hololive and is trying to pin the crime on Mori as revenge

Deadbeats, I hate to tell you, but we're all bones, walking bones!

>>16918902
Are we playing catch with rat sis?

>>16909539
i hope you've learned your lesson, sharky
think carefully before you disrespect the deadbeats like this again

The last 30 minutes before Mori is back are passing so slowly...