/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

BRING BACK THE OLD OP
>BRING BACK THE OLD OP
BRING BACK THE OLD OP
>BRING BACK THE OLD OP
BRING BACK THE OLD OP
>BRING BACK THE OLD OP
BRING BACK THE OLD OP
>BRING BACK THE OLD OP

Gura cute Gura cute!

Links and whatever

First original song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGgEFoI9MhE
STREAM KING: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNIhngowViI
Myth or Treat: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VupT9JCJaOY
12 Days of Christmas, HoloEN cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPyLnwSXqkA
Target for Love Cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCfjf3rvTJY
Ochame Kinou - holoEn Cover - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFJHdT_ie9U
Journey Like a Thousand Years [holoEN Original Song] - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKJErsN-ylU

Merch:
OMOCAT: https://www.omocat-shop.com/collections/omocat-x-hololive-en
Jackbox: https://games.jackbox.tv/artifact/TeeKOGame/af4e9e68d16887117726d6d95555d9f1/
AX: https://otakumode.com/shop/pickup/hololive_AX2021
GROOVE COASTER×GAWR GURA Wireless Earphones: https://www.amazon.co.jp/dp/B09NP6WR8T

>>16721649
FPBP

>>16721649
fuck off faggot

>>16721649
oh nyo he's having a tantrum

>>16721625
I like this OP format.

>>16721649
based

>>16721649
>Reddit post
Go back

Wow petite OP just like my sharkwife

>>16721673
blow your brains out redditor

>>16721702
i am very busy the next few hours but i am gonna put together a nice organized page with links for all of her official song releases and we will see if people like that too

>>16721649
>>16721673

>>16721625
>Member VODs
most useful link so far, put this one in every OP

>>16721744
Or we could just go back to how the old OP was and you wouldn't have to waste your time with that

>>16721744
Sounds like a good plan but I think the people complaining about the change dont actually care.

I want Gura to peg me
https://files.catbox.moe/k7v30a.jpg

>>16721769
>>16721785
please go have your seizure somewhere else you infantile freak

>>16721793
So flat ToT

So long as you keep the link to member VODs, schedule and the previous threads, idc how the OP looks

Gurass

>>16721793
Blessed art by NLO.

>>16721793
just audibly uoh'd

>>16721793
this is beautiful

>>16721859
Has he done any more Gura?

https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1483936095062700032
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1483936095062700032
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1483936095062700032

>>16721793

retweeted stream so no turning back or changing to something else so far.

>>16721879
I think he's only drawn her a few times total

>>16721793

>>16721883
Hey can we change the way we link Gura's Tweets? I think three (3) links one after the other is a bit bloated, it could easily be trimmed down to one (1) link, or even just quickly run it through a url shortener, again just to reduce the bloat in the thread...

>>16721988
can you shorten your posts please

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Gv5O0Q1DDc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Gv5O0Q1DDc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Gv5O0Q1DDc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Gv5O0Q1DDc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Gv5O0Q1DDc

>>16721845
This is a blue board, anon.

>>16721988
Or just post a screencap and nothing else, most in here if they use twitter have notifications enabled, so no need to even post a link at all.

gura would understand if I fapped to la+ right? Just this once?

>>16721793

>>16722052
Hey can we change the way we link Gura's YouTube stream reservations? I think five (5) links one after the other is a bit bloated, it could easily be trimmed down to one (1) link, or even just quickly run it through a url shortener, again just to reduce the bloat in the thread...

>>16721988
i think we should just post screencaps of the tweet so we can have space in the reply to make funny jokes

>>16722081
no, I've demonstrated to her several times and she still doesn't get it

>>16721793
This is how all Gura art should be, mosquito bites on a washboard, utter perfection

>>16722142
more like udder perfection

>>16722052
A screencap is all we need.

>>16721649
No, I like the new one.

>>16721988
i get that you're motivated by mindless repetition of habits rather than by giving any actual fuck about the thread, but they are entirely different problems. the OP is a maintenance burden that has to be updated and copied easily from one thread to the next. the very large number of song and merch links has become too difficult for a significant number of people to deal with without making mistakes. the purpose of posting links multiple times is specifically BECAUSE they take up more space in the thread and are easier to see. there will be change, and it will be violently rammed down your throat, and that's how life is.

>>16721793
I hate this artist. His lolis are too loli, if you know what I mean.

if you're too retarded to make a notepad you shouldnt make the thread

>>16722183
>the very large number of song and merch links has become too difficult for a significant number of people to deal with without making mistakes
downward arrow on previous OP, "copy text", paste into new post field

>>16722167
Don't get raped by Zeus

>>16722225
I do not, please demonstrate.

>>16722225
fuck off and shut up and die

>>16722183
OPtimization is always welcomed, just have someone who cares maintain the second post with the rest of the links and stuff.

>>16722229
"making a notepad" is the mistake that has fucked up at least five or six OPs when we had some retard time warp us back multiple weeks because he thought he could keep it in a fucking file on his PC. that is absolutely the worst fucking thing you could possibly do.

again i reiterate if you're too retarded to make a notepad you shouldnt make the thread

>>16722225
>if you know what I mean
I have no idea, if you could post some more examples to help me understand your problem that would be great

>>16722317
if you think you are going to use a local fucking text file you need to delete it immediately.
>>16722278

>>16722167
Unconsenting sex time? Hell yeah

>>16722267
I don't believe I need to. You know what I mean. Here's a much better loli picture.

>>16722229
>>16722317
>make a notepad
You can literally just copy the previous OP and paste it, then update whatever the fuck needs updating before posting

so not only are the SEAniggers too poor to buy a membership but they're also too stupid to copy some text

>>16722359
>fully clothed
>better
???

Gura feet!

>>16722359
How is this better? I can't see vagina or nipples.

>>16722416
this will be my view on our wedding night

>>16722414
Not a SEAnigger, but definitely a chumbud.

>>16721793
T u T

>>16722183
Not to mention it just looks like shit from the index and catalog

I can't wait for all the multiple new threads being made early just so people can get their OP in

goop goop is going to do a stream tonight

>>16722542
all early threads are to be reported and ignored

All this OP shit is happening because of one retarded OP >>16533063

>>16722529
Who fucking cares what it looks like in the catalog, this is the dumbest reasoning to removing links. Go back to the fucking catalog and stare at it more since you clearly care more about it than the threads

>>16722574
that was just the latest in a long line of broken OPs.

>>16722574
>one
shit like that happens all the time

I don't give a shit what the OP looks like at all as long as it still says ggg or gura and has a cute gura pic

>>16722586
The links are still there retardchama >>16721659

>>16721793
Make this the next OP image

>>16722586
...moving links to a subsequent post*
There, fixed your retarded ass.

stretch/yawn and tired sex voice
https://youtu.be/-MKBcDhemeU?t=10350
Any other good moments like that?

>>16722359
Slightly shorter torso and wider hips? I understand why you prefer that one, I like both however.

>>16722643
>>16722665
I'm pointing out that caring about how the thread looks in the catalog is retarded reasoning for not having the links in the OP. I know they got posted right after.

>>16722750
Than why do you care?

>>16722772
literally mindless repetition of habits

>gura lazy edition
>"see you tomorrow" edition
>"i want to communicate better" edition
>i miss gura edition

i cant wait

>>16722750
I like when the thread has a topic question because sometimes you get people wandering in just to answer it from the catalog and that's fun.

>>16722806
the topic is GAWR GURA

>>16722772
Because of all the arguments for keeping or removing links that's the most retarded one. It's meaningless justification either way, how the catalog looks has nothing to do with how the threads are made

>>16722653
This but with my dick.

>>16722793
just make another one less shitposty one and people will go there

>>16722835
I mean it does but ok faggot.

>>16722712
She legit doesn't sound like herself when she says "Oh dear God"

>>16722867
Yeah, that totally works when meidos are deleting the non-shitpost ones.

>>16722806
Topic should cunny every thread

i want more cookie pictures. someone please dump all the cookie pictures while i am in my meetings.

>>16722806
I also agree

>>16722893
>>16722793
anonchama? there's no "edition" or comments in the OP...

>>16722899

>>16722712
She's too fucking cute

>>16722923

>>16722869
Yeah, it was the same as that moment from the Luigi's Mansion stream with the dabbing ghosts. Still not sure what exactly that was about. But anyway, I wish she would do that voice more often. It's so good.

>>16722923
>he hasn't seen the shitpost OPs
It's already happened before

I think I'm tired of "oh nyo"
Now give me my five replies of "oh nyo"

>>16722978
yes, and the reception was almost as negative as maintaining the wall of links.

>>16722962
Well she obviously just ups the pitch of her voice a bit for streams, and it slips when she gets real tired

>>16722923
There was a couple days ago but it was during dead hours and /ggg/ wasnt posted for like 20 mins so the OP did it and said he was being as lazy as his oshi and didnt feel like making a good one which is kind of fair when its dead for that long.

>>16723010
Oño

>>16723019
Shut the fuck up and don't start this fucking timeloop

>>16723052
Oh dear God

why can't redditors ever simply respect tradition? this is how every online community goes to shit, when something that doesn't need to be changed gets changed because a loud minority that is new to the community thinks the entire world should bend to their will. its not even hard to follow: links out of the OP => shitposting in the OP => shitty thread. learn some respect, fags.

>>16723060
Kek.

>>16723047
>olé
Now I can get behind that

>>16722416
Where is that from?

>>16723080
Why cant redditors stop being so autsitic about links that are just posted in the next fucking post. Stop trying to fit in.

>>16723080
Who are you talking to?

>>16723080
anon, it's a majority that is far older trying to return to the older, shorter OP. there is also a newer minority complaining that we need christmas and halloween songs in the OP while also strangely leaving out like four of her other songs. the selection of links didn't even make sense as it was.

>>16723080
The majority don't care, retard. This whole discussion has been between a handful of chumbuds.

>>16723080
Unironically this, idgaf about the OP, but the fact some faggot decided to change it automatically starts a discourse about it that won't end for fucking ages, will result in multiple splits, constant bitching about what is/isnt in OP... And now even people saying "should've just left it as it was" is taking a position in this retarded discussion

I don't really care about the links, but there should definitely always be a link back to the previous thread. Makes things easier when catching up or going back and looking for something.

>>16722931
Neat, are there more like that?

>>16723080
Are you stupid? This is a split thread of a thread that has 0 links in the descriptions. If you wanted people to "respect tradition" you'd have nothing in there. Jesus Christ man, newfags calling others newfags.

>>16723019
GURA REAL VOICE LEAKED GURA REAL VOICE LEAKED POG POG CLIP IT CLIP IT CLIP IT

I liked this bit
https://youtu.be/-MKBcDhemeU?t=11312

>>16723300
I mean hes a literally autistic redditor who is calling other people redditors so.... yes hes stupid and a newfag

>>16723300
Based oldbud.

>>16723334
Yeah, that was good.

>>16723300
>If you wanted people to "respect tradition" you'd have nothing in there.
what?

>>16722962
She was obviously stretching while she was saying that.

>>16723424
Newbud..... holy fuck dude

>>16723424

thinkin about gura

>>16723518
Same desu

>>16723518
She thinks about her shrimps.

>>16723518
Why?

>>16723518
does gura think

DON'T UOH
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1483841646496477184?s=20
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1483841646496477184?s=20
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1483841646496477184?s=20

>>16723518
I am thinking, now what?

I'm in love with Gura!

>>16723608
me on the right

>>16723608
impossible

>>16723608
>isreal
Why would she tweet that bros

Boobie mouse pad feels nice and so does the shirt, this is great! I hope she releases more merch like this in the future!

Do you think Gura looks at lewds of herself?

>>16723776
I kinda wish I had gotten the cheek mousepad, but I was unsure at the time

>>16723783
No, the idea of it disgusts her because her model is extremely childlike, which is why she reacts strongly against people sexualizing her

>>16723783
No, she requested the change of her model to adultlike

>>16723829
>>16723863

>>16723894
Damn, Gura lookin kinda fit

>>16723829
Sometimes I wonder if post-graduation she'll do a Nyanners and talk about how she felt pressured to pander to pedos and hated every second of it and stuff

>>16723894
Must choke

>>16723999
That's one of the least likely scenarios I've ever read on here

Imagine getting killed by a small shark child

>>16723999
I can kinda see her doing this for her own career expediency

>>16724043

>>16724066
>implying she will EVER stop being the embodiment of cunny

>>16724074
I'm pressing f5 but all it's doing is refreshing the page please help

>>16723829
since when?

My sharkwives.

>>16724279
My Gawr wife will never be yours

>>16723999
Doesn't she often get mistaken for a child IRL?
It's not too far fetch to think she likes loli art because it makes her feel like she could be actually attractive to some people.

>>16724399
And she would be very right about that. I find every aspect of her attractive.

>>16724399
She likes it because it's cute and funny. Like her!

>>16724399
>Doesn't she often get mistaken for a child
That's part of her act pandering to pedos

>>16724467
Me getting tail bonked

>>16724480
Imagine having an oshi who isn't dedicated enough to their fan base to choose to be born into a tiny lithe body TuT

>>16724279
they should kiss

Activity sure varies here. Pretty slow right now, but other times there will be hundreds of posts an hour before a stream

>>16724629
Go back.

>>16724629
That later part isn't due to shitposting by antis and schizos just like yesterday's prior to her stream?

>>16724616
Gawr doesn't wash her feet and sticks them in Gura's face saying "OooOooOo BactEeeeeriaAaaa"

>>16724629
Yeah, the slow stream yesterday really killed any hype for todays, plus the garbo game is a debuff, she only picked it to go with her Greek outfit reveal, not because she thought she'd enjoy it.

>>16724580
>implying Gura had a choice in the matter

>>16724775
Yeah but this game is actually good, unlike yesterday

>>16724725
Good point. I'd rather a dead thread than a shit one.

>>16724066
>thinking she'll need to worry about a career after hololive
Her bakery wont be affected. No way she'll ever stream again after hololive.

>>16724629
Mostly because Gura content has been pretty thin lately and yesterdays stream pretty much killed any hype of her actually being back.
She just felt really disconnected and this game isnt really much better honestly.
Hopefully Gura goes back to being Gura but right now it just feels like shes in a rut but she wont ever admit that so.....
Gura cute?

>>16724812
No it isn't

>>16724846
How many chumbuds will hit the road in search for the bakery with a tiny little baker/clerk running the store?

>>16724480
Yeah yeah, gura's stories are fake and shes acting, get it out of your system SEAnig

>>16724812
eh..... id say this game is a lot worse but at least its a more interesting game to watch.

I thought yesterday's stream was good but I don't watch the entire thing like you losers.

>>16724846
She thinks she wants a bakery until she realizes how much work running a small business like that is

>>16724911
i wish i could be a gullible retard like you, i bet life seems magical

>>16724896
I would hope she would just tell us about it and it could be the most popular bakery to ever exist. Maybe even become a chain like Dunkin

>>16723999
>felt pressured
Who exactly is pressuring her to pull up a nekopara loli figure on stream and uoh at it? Whos pressuring her to say "small is best" when describing an ice loli? I can go on.

>>16724922
Not to mention the money down the drain due to product going bad.

>>16724957
She'd never do that

>>16724970
I thought she pulled an Ai from the shougi anime.

>>16724846
>Her bakery
lmfao if she can't stream 2 hours 4 times a week, how the fuck do you think she'll cope with a 40+ hour week, waking up at 3am-5am every single day to bake shit in a commercial oven?

>>16724922
Yeah, i doubt itll happen. Regardless she still wont go back to streaming post-hololive, if youve watched her in any capacity that's obvious.

>>16724970
me

>>16725034
I will be there doing most of the heavy lifting. Following her commands.

>>16725009
She wouldnt ever open a bakery either so let me fucking daydream please

>>16724944
you wish you could be him and not poor living in a 3rd world country

>>16724970
That's cope because she is small. In reality she wants a big amazoness like Mori to pick her up and smother her into their bosom.

>>16724944
Youre a delusion SEAnigger with trust issues.

>>16725083
I'm still surprised no one turned her LET ME HAVE MY FANTASIES outbursts against Kiara during the fake cat stuff into a soundpost. Perfect for this situation.

>>16725034
>doesnt know what management is

>>16724970
because that's what her fans want, she knows that, her managers know that, the company who gave her a loli model know that.. im not saying i agree, but it's certainly plausible for her to retcon all of that shit by saying she felt pressured to do what people expected of her as the loli shark girl

>>16721649
Based, anyone who disagrees is a newfag redditor.

>>16725159
How new.

>>16725159
Anon.... Gura UOOOOHHH'ed at an actual child live at an event....

>>16725159
It's literally the opposite, as time goes on she's been LESS pressured and more open about herself.

>>16725096
This is true. She want a big tall woman to help her around her bakery. Then at night she can collapse into her wives massive pile of titty.

>>16725157
Lmfao right, her cottagecore dream is to sit in an office and manage a bakery, fucking retard.. She has an idealized vision of herself baking cute, tasty stuff and selling them to friendly people and living a simple life like that, but it's not reality

>>16724957
>tell people about your location and have thousands of stalkers rushing to rape and harrass you
Yeah im sure shed tell us

>>16725234
>owns the bakery
>comes in whenever she feels like and bakes one thing
>leaves

>>16725031
She did both in 2 different streams, the nekopara one was in that cowboy stickman

>>16725313
Oh right.

>>16725265
Celebs with way more schizo and obsessed fans dont have this issue so im sure it will be fine.
People make jokes here but nobody here would actually try and hurt Gura

>>16725159
Take your meds you delusional SEAnigger

>>16725288
Okay so then she needs to hire people to manage it, work in it, and absorb all the cost of running it all for 3-4 years until it's self-sustainable or able to generate profit, that's a pretty expensive dream even with her vtuber $$$

>>16725357
No.... no not really

>>16725034
Shell get me (her husband) to do the work

>>16725335
I bet chumbuds would beat to death anyone daring to attempt such a thing irl.

>>16725234
People who retire early do dumb little person fulfillment projects all the time, running a small bakery in a little community isn't some impossible thing

>>16725335
>nobody here would actually try and hurt Gura
She doesn't know that and is clearly terrified of the idea

>>16725400
It is if you have zero work ethic and just want to pay a bunch of people to run it for you

>>16725265
I mean self-doxxing and using her fame to start a business is the only way she would be able to make it a success, she'd have to buy the rights to her character of Cover and stuff if she wanted to make it themed obviously, but yeah

>>16725335
A lot of celebs have security guards escorting them or dress up to hide their real identities. I doubt Gura would want to deal with that shit.

>>16725335
>People make jokes here but nobody here would actually try and hurt Gura
Youre fucking delusional. Theres at least a couple people here that would tie her up in a rape dungeon if they were given the chance. Have some awareness of where you are ffs

>>16725436
lmao if you actually believe that
A friend of mine used his inheritance to franchise a store in an area with bad employment and subpar wages and the people there are falling over themselves to do more work for him and keep the store running with minimal involvement from him

>>16725521

>>16725578
WHOLESOME!

>>16725357
Its a small bakery anon, not a fucking 5 star hotel..

>>16725578
Oh man I bet they enjoy random photos being taken of them constantly.

>>16725597
Go back.

>>16725562
YEA ME HAHAHA I WOULD TOTALLY DO IT TRUST ME IM THE MOST DERANGED PERSON HERE AND I WOULD RAPE AND KILL GURA!!!!
faggot

>>16725505
I dont think shed care about it being a "success" anon.

>>16725631
Anon.. theres literal stalkers of Gura posting here.

>>16725562

>>16725335
Yeah just like lulu from niji I am sure no one is interested at vtubers' roommates

>>16725695
>still bringing up the larp

Gura approves of lolicons because she's a lolicon, but has shown disgust at IRL sharpedos

>>16725695
>>16725781
Yes because being a cool tough man edgy stalker on 4chan is the same as being one irl.
All these tough guy and schizo acts fall apart when they have to actually do something

>>16725832
so, the actual patrician way to enjoy lolis then

>>16725832
anon..... >>16725204

>>16725562
I will never hurt gura, I just want to mail my dick pic to gura irl directly, just like that anon yesterday. That's not weird right?

>>16725881
always has been

>>16725787
>larp
I wish it was

>>16725917
she called her cute, people are having way too much of a dirty mind with that case

>>16725963
Meds.

>>16725917
You need to interact with women more often anon. That's a normal reaction to a woman seeing a kid

>>16725963
AHHHHHHHH UOOOOOHHHH WOW CUTE!!!! WHATS YOUR NAME!!! YOU ARE SOOOO PRECIOUS!!!
Ight

>>16725930
>just like that anon yesterday
I hope this is a joke, but knowing the complete schizos here i wouldnt doubt it

burger hours are the worst, last 2 thread are way better

>>16726012
You've never seen how bad SEAhours get have you?

>>16726012
No shit, Guras obsessed stalkers are burgers.
SEAniggers just spam dox and call her a whore, which is honestly better.

>>16726065
t.seanigger

>>16726005
touch grass

>>16725857
>there would never be an actual stalker here
repeats increasingly nervous man

>>16726048
I did, they are not this bad

>>16726005
do women not react that way to cute kids where you're from

>>16726146
Welcome new friend

>>16726005
anon maybe you need some fresh air

>>16725204
>Gura UOOOOHHH'ed at an actual child live at an event
wtf when?

>talk of stalker larp out of nowhere the past few days
A threadshitter would never try to make chumbuds on here look bad now would they..

Is anyone really going to put their nendo Gura in a cum jar? I sure hope not because the PuP Gura would be a much better one to use.

>>16726146
Welcome to the thread then, I guess.

>tread starts with thread meta discussion
>the discussion dies down and thread improves
>some niggerbegins shitting up the thread with his armchair psychological analysis of gura
>hurr gura isn't a lolicon, she hates lolicon deep down
>source his ass
Newfag.

>>16726012
>>16726048
SEA hours have somehow been way more tame the last few days

>>16725204
>Anon.... Gura UOOOOHHH'ed at an actual child live at an event....
Link?

>>16726202
>new
if that made you feel superior than it's fine

my friend asked me how old gura was supposed to be and i said 1000 and he looked revolted

>>16726230
I have my jar ready and waiting

>>16726263
and he was right to be, she's more than nine times that old

>>16726255
i believe it was the dallas panel with amelia

>>16726209
Dallas Expo

>>16725204
>gura finds a kid cute like most women do
>"yeah she totally wants to fuck that child"
do chumpedos really?

>>16726254
Aren't they targeting deadbeats at the moment?

>>16726263
Of course he would be. She's over 9000 you dumbass.

>>16726300
>chumpedos
Go back.

>>16721625
When I saw rp in the title I unironically thought it was going to be ASMR.

>>16726230
I have 2 nendos ordered and I plan to fulfill Gura's request of filling my jar and sending her a picture.

>>16726302
Then deadbeats try to deflect back to /here/.

>>16726350
Kek, based.

>>16726302
Funnily enough /Morig/ was fine from 10pm EST last night till 2PM today

>>16726350
Same desu I almost got 4 but decided against it.

Can't fully enjoy watching Gura with a terrible sore throat, guys. Hope it's not something else so I have a schedule to get tested by Friday.

>>16726408
TuT
I can't find it on saucenao, can i have the source

Cute shark soon!

>>16726350
I get all the joking and stuff but I still cant believe she said she wanted people to fill their jars and send her pictures on twitter.
EXTREMELY based honestly

>>16726285
>>16726298
I just skimmed through and can't find it, anyone got a timestamp?

5 minutes!

>>16726570
If you are here after the stream I will find it and timestamp it to you I promise.

>>16726263
My dad asked the same thing and I told him over 9000. He said"Really? So she's legal? Nice!" He then left the room.

>>16726631
Thanks anon, I will be

>>16726646
based

>>16726570
>wasn't there

>>16726646
fucking based

>>16726646
based chumdad

>>16726646
based how old was your mom when he impregnated her?

>>16726646
based dad

>>16726646
based oji-san

>>16726570
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsd0Qy2N_iU&t=1238s

>>16726646
What an outstanding lad. Would buy him a beer.

>>16726646
>and then i remembered how he touched me

4 minutes

>>16726646
That's bullshit but I believe it

Ikanaide is still one of my favorite things she’s ever sung

>>16726646
Based dad.

>>16726646
My mom keeps asking me when I will marry Gura and listens to her Karaoke playlist on the way to work.

>>16726701
Thanks anon, I actually saw this but I was searching through the transcript for "name" so I missed Gura saying how cute she was

>>16726780
let her down gently when you tell her that Gura is already married to me

>>16726780
Weird that your mom wants you to marry my wife

Model or PNG, place your bets

>>16726780
polygamy is pretty based honestly.

>>16726870
Model.

>>16726780
that would kill me inside, im sorry for you anon

>>16726870
Model 500$

>>16726870
3D model

>>16726870
PNG Greek outfit

>>16726870
she built up enough proof for the internet lie already, so probably back to model tonight

>>16726870
Gabby time

>>16726780
I'm already married to Gura, and our fifth child is on the way.

wtf why does my mythology professor look like this?

>>16726899
Its honestly really cute because she actually means it and is just fucking stupid but I love my mom very much

>>16727024
That kills the man.

PNG Gura incoming

>>16727024
Don't cite the illiad to me, witch. I was there when it was written

>>16727024
because you're in grade school?

>>16727024
Why does she talk like she has first hand experience...?

She's 1 minute late for her usual slot of being 4 minutes late..

>>16727092
I feel bad for her but I think it's pretty funny

>>16727139
PANIC

shark

Shark

Stream stating. 6 minutes late.

shark

shark (not here)

shart

shark

shark

shark

My favorite pngtuber is live soon
please tune in

shark

shark

shark

Gura Koko

If she is card board again I'm killing my self

>>16727166
kalm

shark but no "here", PNG confirmed

>>16727246
good

Is this game music or sad music because she's still PNG?

>>16727246
I'm going to get my camera, I can't wait.

shark

>>16727246
Do it, I will be the last chumbud

>>16727246
Do a flip.

8 minutes late...

>>16727288
Greek music is sad.

>>16727246
If shes cardboard im killing mice elf

>>16727246
Why? and also die with style dude.

I'm so excited to just hear her again!

>>16727246
rip anon

>>16727288
it's me slapping my cock on a guitar

>>16727352
of course it is, imagine being born knowing your peoples time is already up

>>16727351
Oh nyo

PNG it is

ATLANTEAN PNG

>>16726918
CALLED IT

>>16727246
Bro... ;_;7

>she sounds dead tired again
really?

ITS A FUCKING PNG

My cardboard wife!

>>16727246
Godspeed.

ITS FUCKING OVER

>>16727246
OH NYO

PNGura again. Still have ISP problems I see.

>>16727246
GOODBYE!

>>16727246
RIP ANON

PNG Chads Win

>>16727246
DO IT FAGGOT

Good lord she sounds so sad.

>>16727278
>>16727290
>>16727315
>>16727350
>>16727361
Hopefully I have enough vodka and sleeping pills.

Ok is it just me or does she sound really bad?

I had to get something done and wasn't going to make it in time. I would have missed the start of Gura's stream had she not started late, so I can only conclude that she was waiting for my presence. I'm sorry, other chumbuds.

AHHHHHH WTF IS GOING ON

Man why the fuck does she even bother, she's clearly in a shit mood, just fucking postpone until she can sort her shit

>>16726918
Ding ding, we have a winner.

WIFI HATE

>>16727246
live stream when?

Oh god I missed my shark wife so much It's so nice to hear her voice.

>>16727517
yeah idk it's hard to watch, she sounds just as bad as last night

She sounds so sad about being a png...

>>16727246
dont do it anon

Wifi stinky.

>>16727246
See ya later anon. Make sure when you do a flip when you jump from the suicide bluffs and into the Aegean sea

Amazing mic and png quality

MY PNG SHARKTUVER CANT BE THIS CUTE.

Yeah good idea, just update your setup right before streaming

If she gave a shit about us she could use this opportunity to do a handcam stream, but she doesn't so she won't

This music gives me Dwarf Fortress vibes

Great. Another disinterested, drunk Gura stream.

>>16727517
Im sure you are baiting but I do wish she would just announce she needs a break and keep us up to date while shes off.

top left lmao

sounds like she was crying before she went live. :(

>naked women
I love her

>>16727246
Make sure to donate your life savings to Gura first, goodbye.

>>16727629
>drunk
I wish

Great another PNG stream with a shit game where she's going to be low energy, bored and depressing as fuck

Why did she turn her compressor off? Her mic's dynamic range is all over the place. It was fine before the Disney World stream.

wow she really doesn't talk to people much

Her voice sounds fine and she's not drunk this time. I'm decently satisfied so far I think this stream will be an improvement from yesterday (except if this game is shit)

>>16727681
it's not a shit game though. it fucking rules

god discord fags just love to show up right when the stream starts huh

>>16727717
Doesn't matter if she shows no interest.

can the >she's drunk >she's tired >she's high schizos stfu now?

Just tuned in. COVER L2D APP HATE

Jerma x gura stream when?

>>16727489
Well at least Gura knows she sounds bad

If this is the game I'm thinking off, it's pretty good. Don't know how good of a game to stream it is though.

>>16727765
she will show interest

>>16727769
Explain the slurring

>>16727793
never

I love my Greek shark wife even if her wi-fi is bad!