/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Cutting out the bullshit only 3 autists care about out of the OP from now on and posting it as a comment this shit is getting way too bloated
We all know who Gura is.

Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
Twitter: https://twitter.com/gawrgura
Schedule: https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1483112695721308160

First original song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGgEFoI9MhE
STREAM KING: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNIhngowViI
Myth or Treat: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VupT9JCJaOY
Ochame Kinou - holoEn Cover - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFJHdT_ie9U
Journey Like a Thousand Years [holoEN Original Song] - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKJErsN-ylU

Merch:
OMOCAT: https://www.omocat-shop.com/collections/omocat-x-hololive-en
Jackbox:https://games.jackbox.tv/artifact/TeeKOGame/af4e9e68d16887117726d6d95555d9f1/
AX: https://otakumode.com/shop/pickup/hololive_AX2021
GROOVE COASTER×GAWR GURA Wireless Earphones: https://www.amazon.co.jp/dp/B09NP6WR8T

>>16666926
I suppose that makes sense. Gura cute!

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>16666926
This was supposed to be with that my bad

I love Gura!

Gura cute Gura cute!

>schizo is having a meltdown and getting shit on in prechat
how pathetic can you fucking be

Gurass

>>16667036
he's known to be here

>>16667036
im not a faggot and I close chat qrd?

>>16666926
Target for Love Cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCfjf3rvTJY

>>16667065
No shit he's here, that's one of the faggots that been shitting up the threads for weeks

>>16667071
It's one of the threadshitters from here posting the same thing he does here into the chat.

>>16667036
>>16667065
>>16667106
>>16667157
To be fair people here literally tell him to go harass Gura in her chat so she can see it.
Hes just doing what you faggots keep telling him to do

>>16667036
He is the yuroschizo who keep shitting up the thread in yurohours

>>16667176
But you are still a faggot Furor

>>16666926
>>16667092
honestly to future proof the bloat a bit you should just post her cover playlist
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL9781Kn53ls9iSV-Kl-Gxk7X5VKeeNzoX

>>16667036
>>16667065
>>16667106
>>16667157
holy fucking YESMEN

>>16667176
I'm glad he did, yes. Unfortunately none of his friends have the guts to back him up. Sad!

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Guy seems unhinged

>>16667254
If you're getting shit on no matter where you post you should probably start realizing where the problem is.

>>16667176
I mean he can do whatever he wants, it's not like gura is mori levels of fragile against criticism

>>16667253
>implying
I think the dude is a faggot too but people who keeping telling him to do it are just as big of faggots

He Furor I fully supprot you and you are a 100% right. Do not listen to the pathetic yesmen here. They would suck shit out of Guras lazy ass even if she would stream 1 time every month

>>16667268
oh its that retard
>>15423322
>>15423471

Love bomb soon

>>16667268
Wish my shark wife didn't attract such autistic crazies.

>>16667254
t. Schizo

>>16667345
Which is funny considering her fans actually give criticism.

>>16667268
(This is from her guerilla MK stream where she specified she had to keep it short)
>>16667352
Holy shit lmao

Remember to tie up your sharks tail when you bind her! If the tail is free, it can and will thrash around at the worst possible time!

>>16667378
At least we arent cucks like literally 1/2 the EN fanbase now

>>16666910
gura is not my wife, she is my best shark buddy

>>16667349
>fully supprot
And yet you are not supporting him at the pre chat...

>>16667268
I sometimes ask that too, tbf

>>16667444
You're far more of a cuck and a retard than anyone else here and that's saying something

>>16648172
MANAGEMENT HATE

I'm in love with Gura!

>>16667489
You ask for superchat readings in time constrained guerilla streams? I'm sorry for whatever happened to your brain.

>>16667557
Most of the time an SC reading is a better stream than whatever game she was playing, so I don't see why asking for them is weird even in that case.

>>16667557
no, still feels kinda tame, should have started with the real schizo shit in >>16667352 instead, could have saved me a couple post having good faith for the guy

>>16667705
That face is.. unfortunate

>ghosts for days
>takes 2 days off after taking 2 days off
>does not read superchats

WAAAAAAAAAAH DO NOT SAY BAD WORDS ABOUT MY SHARKIE YOU MEAN ANTI SHE CAN USE AND ABUSE ME HOWEVER SHE LIKES

I liked the old ggg format. Never pressed the links though

>>16667754
She doesnt read supers because she doesnt want to read people asking where she was.
Its very smart please understand

>>16667714
You want despicable behavior? Here.

>>16667754
wjat

>>16667754
Yes? Just don't watch her lmao

>>16667826
ok now explain all the other times she doesn't read supers. it's because she's lazy or not in a good mood or whatever this isn't anti talk it's the truth

>>16667754
>>16667826
Threadreaders, please, that's a guerilla stream from more than a week ago... You're embarrassing all of the other antis...

>>16667754
relax bud, go take a walk and get your mind of vtubers

>>16666910
>>16666926
this is retarded. make it the right way next time

>>16667891
>implying he does

>>16667754
Keep crying Furor it's hilarious to watch

i love guwa

>>16667761
I mean im not saying we should be live everyone else but pretty much nobody has a wall of links in their OP's for good reason.
Nobody clicks them, lazy fags mess up the copy paste 1/2 the time. And its just annoying bloat.
Posting some little quip about Gura and linking the last thread is much better

that guy also reposted one of my posts from here into video comments once

>>16667941
nyo

>>16667761
>>16667941
samefag

>>16667970
Having them there doesn't hurt anything though. They are off the screen after a dozen posts anyways, the only reason people get upset about them being there are if they are massive fucking autists.

>>16667845
what? holos join other holos when they play games that can be played together, this happens literally all the time

>>16668040
Having them there doesn't HELP anything though. They are off the screen after a dozen posts anyways, the only reason people get upset about them NOT being there are if they are massive fucking autists.

>>16668042
No one asked, Furor.

>>16667970
True. The only one coming to these threads are the fans autistic enough to want to discuss their oshi on 4chan. Meaning they already know where to find all their oshi's socials.

Reminder that Gura streamed 2 hours in the past 8 days.
She wont call it a vacation though.

Look at the yesmen here having a meltdown. Funny.

>>16668120
>>16668122

>>16668042
No it's not. Collab beggars are the worst.

>>16668120
Its ok. She streams soon so all is forgotten and forgiven. *moves head like a good yesman*

>>16668193

Look at Furor Teutonicus having a schizo meltdown

>>16668120
Life gets in the way of the stromer, anon. Give it a rest and don't end up like schedule-chama

>>16667966
I want to spray my love all over Gura

>>16668233
I love seeing you dance to my tunes

>>16668182
I dont know if collab beggers are the same as collab requesters

>>16668235
Strange how it doesnt get in the way of literally any other girl in EN.. who are also actually working on projects or setting up collaborations at the same time

>>16668233
Why do you care so much about a literal who?

>>16668219
I want that ukelele fanart from the Mv but there is no raws...

>>16668269
>>16668316
>>16668322

>>16668316
I mean it does they just are willing to talk about it or at least make a tweet letting people know they are on break

I have a confession to make chumbuds:
I sometimes would prefer if Gura wasn't a shark and instead just a regular loli (maybe even a catgirl); I think fanart of her looks cuter when the tail isn't visible. I don't find her a problem with her Atlantean outfit though

>>16668322
Because he is a butthurt, little yesmen who can not stand seeing someone not praisign everything gura does 24/7

>>16668391
i don't like seafood

>>16668391
low t opinion

>>16668391
You are a massive faggot. I love shark girls and always have and the fact that you disagree makes you inferior to me

>>16668423

>>16668381
Yeah true, at least Ame is open about her tummy hort and the others actually say of theyre burned out and need a break

>>16668391
Nah, the fat Shark tail is part of her appeal

>Shit on on twitter
>Shit on here
>Shit on in chat
Such a sad life for a 40 year old anti upset over an anime shark girl. He even pays Gura to be upset, how cute is that

>>16668391
What the fuck

>>16668391
shit taste, shark teeth are patrician

>>16668391
the tail makes her more unique and it's cute when she waves it like a dog

>>16668540
>40 year old
hey watch your mouth

>>16668512
>Yeah true, at least Ame is open about her tummy hort
t. Yesmen Teamate

>>16668540
this literally is most of guras fanbase and /vt/ in general

>>16668512
>>16668381
What is it with children and not understanding the concept of unplanned events?

>>16668652
>Most
Most of us here in /vt/ are 20-25 year old Zoomers.
Millennials don't watch Gura lol

>>16668629
you're missing the key word bud, as long as you're not an anti it's fine

>>16668540
>wanting gura to stream and communicate more makes you an anti
You always post this. You are just too far gone. And I mean gone far into Guras asshole.

>>16668540
Ok but like to be fair.... is being a 40 year old white knight for an anime shark girl any better?

Nice

>>16668652
>>16668700
>tfw 27
which side of the zoomer-boomer war do I belong

>>16668686
what is it with children and not knowing that making a tweet takes 5 seconds?

>>16668769
very nice

>>16668540
>He even pays Gura to be upset
Huh? You mean is 1ARS/month? It's not like he ever sends SCs, despite begging for SC reading when it doesn't make sense.

>>16668700
That's where you're wrong buddy

>>16668727
>spending time watching something you enjoy
>spending time being upset over something you could just ignore
wasting time to be an anti will always be the most pathetic

>>16668722
>And I mean gone far into Guras asshole.
I want gura to anal vore me

>>16668813
Come on faggot. SC readings extend the stream and mean more Gura. You can not be this retarded.

>>16668787
>Gura should go back in time and tweet about her upcoming "break".
You're right, You've opened my eyes, young boy.

>>16668700
>Millennials don't watch Gura lol
I'm in my 30s though

>>16668875
>Gura clearly says that the guerilla stream will have to be cut short because she doesn't have much time for it
>SHE SHOULD EXTEND THE STREAM RIGHT NOW FOR ME
???

>>16668880
what kind of retard ass take is this?
She should let people know when shes going on break that really shouldnt be a "le epic reddit hot take" for you

>>16668540
You are on a board about virtual anime girls on 4chan and you call others sad. Haha. Learn to live with the fact that you are a loser and stop giving a shit.

>>16668880
You might be actually retarded if you didn't know by now anon. I would advise seeking help.

>>16669015
we're all mentally unstable losers, the fact some posters try and take the moral highground as if they aren't will always be hilarious to me.

>>16669158
cope

>>16669158
>trying to drag everyone to your pathetic level just to feel better about yourself
Gura would want you to do your self improvement reps bud

>>16669005
>>16669136
Is it unplanned breaks that your underaged brains can't comprehend? Or is it the concept of linear time?

>>16669158
I agree pretty heavily with that. The sooner people stop pretending to be more mentally stable than the next retard the better

>>16669015
>>16669158
Jesus, at least try to hold on to a little self respect.
This line of thought is just sad.

>>16669185
>>16669214
you spend hours a day on an anonymous imageboard about women who stream with an anime avatar, pretending you're mentally stable is the real cope.

>>16669158
>>16669233
Please seek actual professional help. 4chan is not the medication you desperately need.

>>16668813
>It's not like he ever sends SCs
i can't find a single one in the log archive

>>16669224
If you are gonna shitpost can you at least stop posting Gura's face to be associated with your posts?
Thanks

>>16669307
>I'm gonna tell her for sure
>I'm gonna send the superchat complaining this time
Antis are all talk once again, no one is surprised

>>16666926
Also don't blame the thread anymore. No point in the bloat

>>16669337
tell that to deadbeats

>>16667845
I mean Gura and Fauna were in the same group as Ollie, and both parties were playing for the same reason (to practice), so there's a valid reason for them to race together.

>>16669337
Hey schizo, you are confusing me with someone else.

But hey, how about this? I still have this green member monthly message left. I think I will do something with that.

>>16669307
Poor 40 y.o germany one piece fan having schizo melting because Gura didn't read superchat that he didn't send any

>>16668700
But the DMC Gura clip demographics! 100% millennial males!

>>16669311
I'm gonna guess that it's linear time, then, since children start understanding the concept of non-omniscience at age 2.

>>16667845
Keep that whore away from Fauna and Gura.

>>16669464
you are literally retarded and did not read the thread it seems

>>16669477
Nta but why do you post like someone who uses r/atheism ?

>>16669462
Youtube doesn't log those in any way

>>16669551
Go back

>>16669462
>Hey schizo, you are confusing me with someone else
no you don't understand, you're all the same. you're all waste of air

>>16669570
Still a chance Gura sees it

>>16669540
did you?

>>16669337
Deadbeats have a lot more balls in that regard, doing $250 SCs

>>16668779
Same and i fucking hate anyone born after 1999. Zoomers get rape correction.

>>16669619
Not any higher chance than a regular chat message.

>>16669619
No, there isn't.

Well, see you guys Saturda. I can't watch gura today or the rest of the week.

>>16669633
Deadbeats at least have decent reasons to be upset. Gura has things she could improve but most of the schizo posts here are just retards assuming every word she says is a lie.

>>16668779
>>16669653
You're basically zoomers tho

>>16669768
Rest in pieces, chumbud.

>>16669731
Yes, there is. Especially in a slow moving member stream chat window ;)

does the mother sim game have diaper changing

>>16669797
I deny you.

>>16669768
oof, well at least you got new vods

>>16669816
You have to be over 18 to post here.

My wife will be live in 2 hours!

>>16669868
why u upset tho

>>16669933

>>16669816
>slow moving member stream chat
Member stream chat is fast as fuck

>>16669922
at least wait until the stream actually goes live

>>16667045
Why i still fall for this...

>>16669787
I think taking vacation length breaks with zero notice is something to be upset over.. Didnt she say in november that shed try to communicate better?

>>16670008
Compared to a public stream it is

>>16670025

shark calls rat cute
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2AaEA8o54A
Original stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvU0sJCmFlE&t=23442s

>>16670085
>Gura should tell me in advance about stuff that she doesn't know about in advance
T-thanks, schizo-kun

>>16670025
I have faith in my wife

>>16670085
some people will never understand what it's like to have commitments outside of watching gura, so her letting us know what's going on when there isn't a schedule isn't important to them.

Saying that Gura should communicate better about when she's streaming is about as mild of a criticism as you can make. I don't understand why some get so worked into a frenzy over it.

>>16670165
Sorry anon, but youre the fucking schizo. Are you even reading what youre saying?

>>16670086
honestly not really since 90% of mindless spam is members anyways

>>16670176
I think "some people" are just much smarter than you and don't have weird, potentially impossible expectations

I love Gura and I'm very excited to watch her tonight!!

>>16670252
Those weird, potentially impossible expectations that most Holos manage to meet.

>>16670252
>impossible expectations
>5 seconds to make a tweet that there will be no stream
kek

>>16670212
Sure, schizo. Sure.

>>16670086
Itll be drowned out by the :guramm: shit that gets spammed in response to every sentence coming out of her mouth. Her members chats are just as shit.

>>16670086
>>16670231
Yeah if you post something in a bloop glowstick spam she's never going to she it.

>>16670252
>potentially impossible expectations
.. anon, you cant be serious..

HEY ANONS IN THIS THREAD
HEY ANONS IN THIS THREAD
CMERE
love bomb huhaha

>>16668391
Leave and repent

>>16670207
>>16670300
>>16670303
>>16670396
You make it very obvious that you don't believe what she said about her breaks, since that would mean she didn't know about it in advance and couldn't "communicate better".
This makes it easy to dimiss you as the anti you are.

>>16670401
I'm not ready.

>>16670307
UUUOOOHHH FAT TAIL CUNNY!!!!!!

>>16670434
Please, don't call anyone in this thread an anti. It is an insult to actual antis.

>>16670499
Ok anti-kun

>>16670079
>fall for this
It is a gurass tho

>>16670499
The anti's last line of defense: Won't someone think of the real antis!

Yep, yesterday I was a yesman and now I'm an anti again. kek.

>>16670434
I did believe what she said about her last breaks, dont assume shit about me. Like back in July after the assetto corsa stream when she literally fucking TOLD us that shed be gone for only 4 DAYS, that was nice.
Now shes leaving for a whole week with 0 notice, she literally got worse.

>>16670434
i'm not the anon who is saying she's a liar, and i appreciated the day where she said there won;t be a stream until tomorrow, but there were also 5 other days with no stream that she never mentioned at all. even if something came up last minute, it takes 5 seconds to make a tweet saying 'hey something came up last minute, no stream today'. stop acting like this small criticism makes me an anti, i love gura and will continue to love her, that doesn't mean i can't want her to communicate better.

>>16670207
Because of those who make the same criticism in a more retarded/aggressive way. The same goes for why people get mad at the other side. All conversations would be better if everyone was calm and considerate with their opinions, which obviously will never happen, but that's why. Those who can't control themselves drag down the entire discourse.

>>16670530
>>16670547
If I were, then by you replying to me I would have won.
The only way to win is to ignore the faggots.

>>16670574
Shut up anti, nobody is falling for your bullshit.

>>16670541
I wish to fall on it...

>>16670548
>Anti realizing that yesman schizo calls everyone yesman indiscrimnately.
It's like character development. Sort of.

>>16670547
The people spamming dox, calling her a whore, and bringing retarded roommate rrats up are antis.
People wanting her to improve are not.

Less than two hours!

>>16670574
>WAAAAH TELL BE ABOUT YOUR BREAK BEFORE YOU KNOW ABOUT THEM OR YOU'RE A LAZY WHORE AND I'LL SPAM GORE AND DOX ON 4CHAN WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>16670619
Literally the only criticism of Gura I've ever made is that I want her to give a heads up when there's not going to be a stream. Otherwise I think she's doing great.

>>16669415
There is never a valid reason to have her anywhere near Gura

I'm getting excited to see gura again!!!

>>16670678
Wtf is your problem, retard? Jesus Christ

She's gonna be pissy (not in the good way) and distant today, I can feel it

I want the holocunnies to get together and have an orgy live on stream with 3d models

>>16670721
she will never be a stream

>>16670628
>>16670582
>>16670721
>>16670761
>>16670770
No one falls for you false-flagging anymore.

>>16670721
Shut up yesman

>>16670787
>says the one falseflagging

>>16670574
But she tweeted two excuses. One saying she was busy, and another saying ISP was bad. She also streamed once in the middle of the break.
It just feels like the "criticism" hinges on exaggeration.

>>16670787
Youre actually insane. Its people like you that snap one day and become the biggest antis of them all.

I don't know why I even bother. lol. I'll just wait for Gura, I'm definitely looking forward to hearing her voice again.

>>16670787
he says as he tags 5 different anons, baiting them to defend themselves, further shitting up the thread

>>16670812
>>16670798

>>16670846
he says as he replies to the dumb cunt

>>16670842
>>16670846
>>16670882

>>16670882
everyone who posts here is retarded, who would've guessed

>>16670300
seriously, she's literally one of the only ones with this problem lol

>>16670910
>>16670915

gura i think- i think i'm slipping

I hope Gura streams as Gawr today, I like it when she is sassy and says mean things.

You all retard huhaha

I LOVE MY SHARK WIFE!

>>16668034
try

>>16670995
I will marry this.

>>16670951
Wait for the bully stream

>>16670953
Gawr my beloved.

>>16670953
No thanks, that last gawr stream was fucking terrible. It's not cute or funny when she acts like an unironic cunt.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MKBcDhemeU

>>16671074

>>16671060
Bro, that's my wife.

>>16671015
You can marry that I will marry this

>>16671074
That's the point retard

>>16671074
Counterpoint: it's cute and funny

>>16671074
Yea honestly she was just way to upset about something for that to be enjoyable to me and she was clearly pissed at the game and not even trying to play it.

>>16671112
She belongs to me, I rolled for her.

>>16671214
I got dibs on dino Gura

>>16671201
And naughty.

I feel like the occasional notification for her audience is pretty reasonable, though. Would it really KILL her?

Will she stream today?

>>16671271
careful, you will get called an anti here for that sort of opinion

>>16671074
What? In what fucking way was she acting like a cunt? Cause she said the big FUCK word and BTFOd some greybigger asking how old she is? That stream was great and she was very chatty.
Besides, those streams are her just being herself a little more and not putting on the facade she usually streams with.

>>16671074
An unironic cunt is the best kind of woman and I'm tired of pretending it's not.

>>16671237
UUUOOOHHH GURA SMELLY, SWEATY DINO COSTUME

>>16671271
WOAH ANTI WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO START SPAMMING DOX NOW?!?!

>>16671202
It was her longest stream in months, I think she enjoyed playing up Gawr.

>>16671354
>>16671301
Fuck off yesman gura won't let you fuck her

>>16671442
Ahh i forgot SEAniggers and autists dont get sarcasm

>>16671442
>no reading comprehension
yep, it's a retard

>>16671408
Hopefully Gawr by the end of the scheduled week.

>>16671478
>>16671483
I think you fell for b8 boys.

>>16671501
Well she is playing bully

>>16671408
Gawr is just her pulling off the mask a little bit and not holding herself back as much. I wish shed be like that always.

>>16671539
>i was just pretending to be retarded

Look how cute my wife is

>>16671570
I'm not him, but I believe he was also being sarcastic. He might just be autistic idk.

>Gura DisneyWorld tour in minecraft pops up on my feed day after I visit
>She's stupid knowledgeable about the parks
I hate this dumb shark for unironically being my ideal partner in life

>>16671570
Yes.... he was "pretending" to be retarded and you replied to him seriously...

You think she will ever do marshmallows again? I want to ask her silly questions about her tail

>>16671202
t. softskinned SEAnigger
I bet you also cry "LANGUAGE" when she says a swear word.
She was very chatty that stream, it was great

>>16671478
>i forgot SEAniggers and autists dont get sarcasm
While he didn't get the sarcasm

>>16671693
Nah I dont really care about the language its just not fun to see Gura not having fun and being legit upset at a game.

>>16671688
Hope not, since shes already answered everything she can tell us and all thats left is retarded questions like that

While you faggots throw shit between yourselves, here i am filling her up.

>>16671190
>>16671201
>>16671310
>>16671312
>>16671559
Absolute bottom tier taste, go watch Ame or something

>>16671732
Yeah, she genuinely seemed to be not having a good time for good chunk of that stream, but she was definitely in a better mood later on and had fun chatting.

>>16671732
Jeez youre a fucking baby. People get frusttrated at games, id prefer her letting that out instead of pretending to have fun with it.
If that troubles you then never watch Ame, Rushia, Pekora, or literally any big twitch streamer.

>>16671746

>>16671903

>>16671828
I dont watch Ame because I hate rage bait content.
Rushia does it as a joke and Peko doesnt really get that upset.
Also im not saying Gura isnt allowed to be upset at games you retarded nigger im saying I dont like seeing her upset. You wouldnt either if you actually cared about her.

>>16671074
stupid chumbuds she just wants us to correct her when shes acting like that

>>16671948
Faggot.

>>16666926
consider adding her membership playlist. it's kinda obnoxious that it isn't on her actual youtube page. https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=UUMOoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g

>>16671948
>implying she was actually upset
people can get frustrated in the moment without being upset you absolute autist

>>16671968
I want to give that brat some correction. Love correction!

>>16672023
That won't be enough.

>>16672008
Her mood was very clearly different than in most streams you absolute autist. And no it wasn't just the gawr kayfabe

>>16672127
Yeah, she even seemed to be kind of put off when chat suggested it was just her being Gawr

>>16672127
>DBD
No wonder.

>>16671948
That's why you called her a cunt, right, because you actually care about her

The amount of people using "cute and funny" in the non-pedophile sense in this thread makes me wonder if it just comes out unbidden for some of you at this point or if there's some portion of the thread that still doesn't know the other meaning. Honestly, props

>>16672127
I really dont understand how people think she was just acting.... she was very clearly upset

>>16672127
1. No shit, she was playing DbD which she said many times tilts her.
2. Shes being herself a little more and letting her guard down in those streams, the streams like the gift wrapping are her putting on an act. You reallly prefer the latter?

>>16672191
>implying
You really are retarded arent you.

>>16672310
honestly yeah.
that it's a performance is one of the things that sets hololive apart. I could just go watch regular twitch if I wanted to see reality.

>>16672310
>the streams like the gift wrapping are her putting on an act
What? She may have been putting it on a little thick, but she was genuinely enjoying herself and having fun being Christmas-y

MY FUCKING GURA MERCH GOT STOLEN WHILE I WAS AT FUCKING WORK.

>>16672439
me in her mouth

>>16672436
I kind of feel like its bait. Hes like legit asking if you want Gura to be loving and sweet or angry and upset

>>16672461
Damn, that sucks, chumbud.

>>16672461
anon you must kill

>>16672461
By me.

>>16672310
>the streams like the gift wrapping are her putting on an act
I'm not agreeing with the other anon about this specific stream since I haven't watched it, but all holos and arguably all corporate vtubers are always putting on an act. You don't watch hololive because you want something authentic to the gamer experience

>>16672461
Which one?

>>16672461
hug?

>>16672461
That blows asshole dude. Make sure you send an e-mail saying it never got delivered and all that shit.

>>16672528
Homocat.

>>16672461
Show up with a gun and threaten to kill indiscriminately until someone returns it.

>>16672461
Do Americans to really?

Humans can be in different moods and act differently depending on the day or the situation, and many other random factors, without either of those moods being fake. You should know this because I’m assuming you’re all human beings.

>>16672461
I bet the guy opened the box and thought it was shit and threw it away.

>>16672638
>You should know this because I’m assuming you’re all human beings.
That's a bold assumption, anon

>>16672461
I stole it, fag like you doesn't deserve my oshi

>>16672461
how do you know it was stolen and not just delivered to the wrong address?

>>16672638
SEAniggers aren't human.

https://files.catbox.moe/pskxzr.jpg

Did I get recommended this video about traditional appalachian breakfast because of Gura? It just sounds like something Gura would love watching.

>>16672578
Nevermind.
I need to do reading comprehension reps.

>>16672671
hes probably black or lives in a black neighborhood

>>16672439
amogus in the jar

>>16672751

>>16672638
It's especially weird to complain about fake moods when talking about someone whose job is to entertain you, in any case. Nobody complains about Gura pretending to be happy when she's down.

still no tweet about her upcoming stream, I'm worried cumbuddies

>>16672751
>chat shitting on the Vtweeter
Kek and UOOOOOOHHH

>>16672751
Fake. Not enough :_GuraMM:

>>16672751
>debut 11.11.25
kek

>>16672753
Careful Anon, before too long you'll be eating at Denny's or Bob Evan's.

>>16672525
No shit, but I much prefer watching streamers that act like thenselves indtead putting on a facade.
I prefer when shes a little more authentic when she does Gawr streams and some other times in different streams vs the super cutesy, ditzy, "wats 2 × 2???", "wAtS MeAtspinn meen?!?!", "I wuv u gwuys UwU" shit she acts as most of the time.

>Gura is a liar
>Gura just pretends when she streams
Antis really are pathetic

>>16672751
Fake chat, should be ten thousand :_GuraMM:

>>16672436
She talked about spending Valentine's Day with us during the Gawr stream. Even Gawr loves us.

>>16672885
This lady is precious, makin fried apples and white gravy with eggs sausage and biscuits

>>16672671
>>16672766
I HAVE A DOOR CAM AND LIVE IN A RICH WHITE NEIGHBORHOOD BUT HAD A BLACK MAN STEAL IT

>>16673024
You gotta remove public transport, they will come in from out of town and rob everyone.

>>16673024
Hes resting his 9 inch cock and balls on your mousepad right now

>>16672814
haha, it's nothing to worry about friend. I'm sure she feels really good at the moment and her internet is working perfectly. No way a surprise visit could happen and prevent her stream haha.

>>16673024
>rich
>not gated
sure bud, your definition of rich is a bit loose there

>>16672986
And I love Gawr!

>>16673010
Oh no, you're in too deep already. You're doomed to find yourself in a Waffle House.

>>16672899
Even accounting for it being an act, most of that is just her messing around, you aren't supposed to take it at face value. Plenty of girls act cutesy on purpose when they're shooting the shit

Gura in particular always does it with a bit of irony to it and does uwu speak specifically to be annoying

>>16673140
With Gura right?

>>16673168
Still, its fake and it bothers me. I just want her to be herself

>>16673024
big if true
honestly though I feel really fuckin sorry for you man I hope there's some recourse for you

>>16673024
your fault for not leaving a hidey spot

>>16673232
but she is being herself when she has fun acting cute.

>>16673182
Waffle House with Gura would actually be pretty fun especially after you leave the restaurant and either complain about the experience or be mutually amazed that you found one of the ten good Waffle Houses.

>>16673299
You're arguing with one of the same retards that says she's always lying too. It's not worth giving him the replies

>>16672507
I'm will kill for my gawr goober merch
I know the 783 but I got it free

>>16673232
Everybody is fake to some degree. Even the most honest people put on different mask in different social situations.

>>16673319
I know where one of those ten are, it's over for the rest of you

>>16673379
I mean there are like 3000 of them or some shit lol

>>16672751
FEET

jesus i missed her. i might not survive this stream

>>16673379
>I know where one of those ten are
They are magical places. Some confluence of energies creates them from pure chaos. They should not exist, but they do.

>>16673168
Gura realizing many of her fans unironically like uwu speak was a turning point. Toward where, I don't know.

>>16673319
i can walk to the waffle house museum, waffle house store #1, in under five minutes

How are you guys holding up?

>>16673541
This stream will be mostly her focusing on the game and no SC reading if shes playing the whole game, so dont count on much chatting

>>16673546
Leylines

>You get a night with Gura, and she will become your wife IF you can make her orgasm 3 times without chumming yourself
Can you do it bros? Hard mode: no oral

>>16673551
oh nyo chyat~

>>16673640
anon she is just my shark buddy

>>16673614
Size down you stuff, holy shit. Nice tho.

>>16673640
do fingers not exist in your timeline?

>>16673640
I'm not going to intentionally debuff myself when the stakes are so high.

>>16673640
Easily, if I dont have to use my dick

>>16673677
You have never made a woman orgasm with your nasty fat fingers anon

>>16673640
My longest edging session was 30 hours. I think I have enough control to do it.

>>16673614
Oh shit that's fuckin great kek
t. paintbud

>>16673551
Probably made her happier, similar to her rant about liking McD's and no longer wanting to deny it.

>>16673640
>letting a chance at Gura slip away
I'd find a way, hard mode or not

>>16673640
There is zero downside to this. I ether get to fuck Gura and go home or fuck Gura and have her as my wife.
I 100% could do it though.

>>16673614
I don't get it, what means "magenta"?

>>16673640
my willpower will carry me

>>16673640
Gonna put a tie around my dick to stop it.

>>16673747
>zero downside
You really think you could live with the knowledge you could've had Gura as your wife but failed

>>16673614
Barely hanging in and very eager for tonight's stream.

>>16673640
Can I rubber band my balls?

>>16673640
I literally can't cum when I use it, I always have to jerk off to finish

>>16673640
If this is a serious situation I obviously get to be her dog if I fail. Actually, I want to be her dog anyway, let's skip to that part.

>>16673614
Post everything, please.
I accidentally deleted my stickbud folder .

>>16673640
fuck I'm getting horny

>>16673640
Gura would become my wife even if I empty my balls inside her straight away so I don't know why this matters.

>>16673789
Yes because right now I have not fucked Gura and after I would have fucked Gura. That is a net gain.

>>16673768
Some drawfag made 4 characters that were meant to represent the average Chumbuds. Magenta was the clingy of the bunch and yellow kept him in check, I think

question for those who got Gura's birthday shirt. is the size based on Japan sizes? I bought an extra large cause that would be a large in burgerland. it looks pretty big though. Does it shrink in the wash?

>>16673899
Net gain but kinda like saying you'd be happy winning $10k when you could've won the Powerball

>>16673945
mine shrank a little in the wash.

>>16673966
okay then.

>>16673945
Still makes me laugh that they only sold it in fat male and eXtra fat male, they know their audience

>>16673954
Ok but I didnt win the powerball if I never played so who gives a fuck.
You are literally saying you would rather not fuck Gura

>>16673980
hey buddy don't be rude

>>16673980
they would have sold it in 4X and 5X then

>>16673640
I can't nut when I have nerves, my first time took almost an hour, I'll be fine because I'd be a nervous wreck with her

>>16673717
Thanks man! Love your charcters.
>>16673858
Thats the only page I've made so far. Will post my stickbud folder after the stream tho

>>16673980
Japan sizes.

>>16673858
search filename mgc on archive, only one i made without that in the filename was picrel
i pretend i never made the tmnt one

>>16673980
Honestly really kind of sucked for >us fembuds because I had to get the size in fat male...
There is zero chance the shirt will fit me but maybe I can wear it around the house or something if its comfy

No stream tweet isn't anything to be worried about, r-right buds?

>>16674096
huhaha

>>16674042
>>16674070
Thanks, bros.

>>16674007
>You are literally saying you would rather not fuck Gura
No I'm not you fucking retard, I'm saying it's not a situation with zero downside, because fucking a girl you love once, disappointing her, and realizing you could've married her if you had just been a bit better, would be pretty crushing to live with. Of course you have to give it a shot, but the downside is actually pretty rough.

>>16674123
>no time limit
>doesn't say you have to fuck her
It's a free wife, idiot.