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>> No.16640114

a THIRD? what the hell is going on chumbuds

>> No.16640145

I love Gura and Gura loves me

>> No.16640167
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>>16640114

>> No.16640169

>>16640114
>4

>> No.16640348

>>16640114
Abandoning the thread with gore and dox

>> No.16640706

I love Gura

>> No.16641192
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I miss guwa

>> No.16641986

>>16640114
this is the hugbox edition

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>> No.16642261
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>previous thread:

>> No.16642281
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I LOVE GURA

>> No.16642395
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>>16642261
kek

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>>16640348
nice one elon musk

>> No.16642892

>>16642846
Sorry, I was larping in another thread

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>> No.16643597
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>larping
ewww what exactly?

>> No.16643643

>>16643597
meant for >>16642892

>> No.16644129

>>16642261
What would a gura patty taste like?

>> No.16644759
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some amesame doujin dropped, with weird ass english
https://exhentai.org/g/2115604/2995f6aac0/

>> No.16645186

>>16644129
victory

>> No.16645337

>>16642417
When was this? I want more

>> No.16645495
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>>16645337
from this stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gF8WqO09lM

>> No.16645518

>immediately misses first scheduled stream
Thats my Gura!

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>> No.16645578

>>16645495
Big thanks

>> No.16645609
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>>16645518
ISP hort

>> No.16645693

>>16645609
FEEL BETTER GURA

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I'm going to memory hole last night and will dedicate my day to posting cun cun.

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>>16647104
what happened?

>> No.16647344

>>16647290
The usual garbage but a little worse than normal.

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>>16647344
I mean if you didn't shitposted why is it a problem?

>> No.16647935

gura pls tweet update
"Called isp,
>say won't be fixed until [day]. Sorry for X more days :( :("
>say it should be fixed later today but no promises, will let you know closer to stream :flex: :huff:
>say it should be fixed now. things seem to be working. hope :pray:

The hardest part is not knowing for so long gura pleaaaassseeeee

>captcha VNTR8
>Virtual NTR 8
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.16647995

>>16640348
Oh. I hadnt checked since she wasn't streaming yesterday, but eeeeesh.

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>>16647935
anon it's like 9am on her time, gura wakes up at like 2pm

>> No.16648172

>>16621520
MANAGEMENT HATE

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>> No.16648361

>>16648172
admire the weird consistency

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>> No.16648542 [SPOILER] 
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Gurass

>> No.16648590

>>16643597
Just having a laugh in /eftg/

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>>16648007
fuck off i'm english the only time i know is tea time

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>>16648595
git out you limey fuck

>> No.16648830

Where is guro? Doesn't /ggg/ specialize in it?

>> No.16648881

Gura won’t tweet or stream today

>> No.16648900
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>>16648881
she slept

>> No.16649010
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I am indeed The Chumbaby.

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>> No.16649539
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Gawr Gura Ch. hololive-EN

>> No.16649709
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Good morning chumbuds, how was the stream last night?

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>Gawr Gura Ch. hololive-EN

>> No.16649756

>>16649709
Pretty good, i am confident she will be a great mother to our children.

>> No.16649810
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Just now I'm beginning to think, maybe being emotionally dependant on an anime shark streamer wasn't a good idea.

>> No.16649869

So ''there is no game'' today, that's a 4-5 hours stream if it actually happens....it's enough to make me happy again

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>>16649810
should have thought that just before getting another dose today, get ready to get addicted again

>> No.16649878

>>16649810
It was never a good idea. That's why I dumped my parasocial emotions and now just enjoy the shark on the shiny box.

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>> No.16649899

>>16649869
there's no stream today because her internet won't be fixed

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>I'm beginning to think
Stop

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>>16649869
better yet if she stops playing the game halfway through and read SCs instead

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Literally a child

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>> No.16650265

>>16649899
>Looks at outage map
I believe it.

>> No.16650295

>>16649709
Did a great job simulating my mother

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>>16650265
oof that map looks bad

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>>16650097
>Literally a child
Mentally and physically, despite she having lived for more than 9,000 years. Lolibabaa.

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>>16650426
god tier MV, hope Q 's is good

>> No.16650530

>>16650097
Literally needs to be mating pressed.

>> No.16650541

>>16650097
made of rough breeding

>> No.16650687

What foods did Gura talk about most recently?

>> No.16650707

>>16650687
disney foods

>> No.16650714

She’ll play ARK soon

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>>16650714
don't remind me

>> No.16650770

>>16650265
I have no idea what area that is not do I care to glean that information, but if her net is down in the entire area she loves in, what the fuck can we expect her to do?

>> No.16651083

>>16650770
Nothing, US internet is 5 years behind other first world countries because of corupt lobbying.

>> No.16651208

>>16651083
Sigh, well rip another day of Gura streaming, unless a miracle happens and the area she's in manages to get their internet back before she streams.

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>> No.16651631
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Reminder chumbies!
There is a high chance that her internet is still not fixed
So the low expectation is for the best...

>> No.16651700

>>16651631
ISP HATE

>> No.16651771
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never thought i would say this but ggg is pretty comfy compared to the shitshow in catalog. Hang in there bros

>> No.16651806

>>16651771
You must have missed the past 4 threads before this one.

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>>16651771
>zzz
WRONG
the shark is deceased

>> No.16651932

>>16651771
Don't do archive reps.

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A wild Cawr Gura nyooms by

>> No.16652035

>>16651631
>low expectation is best
Well at least one part of your post is correct

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You will enjoy Ark.

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ARK ARK ARK ARK ARK ARK ARK ARK ARK ARK ARK ARK

>> No.16652214

Well one good thing about all the breaks is eventually I'll stop being so irrationally angry about it. I recognize that it's stupid to seriously upset but it's irrational anger for a reason, though I think being disappointed is completely justified

>> No.16652314

>>16651631
my expectations couldn't be lower

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>> No.16652433

>>16651631
Low expectations towards gura is for the best from now on.

>> No.16652459
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https://twitter.com/death9810811/status/1483467505381220352

>> No.16652471

>>16652433
Wrong, no expectations is best, every frame that goes up is a surprise.

>> No.16652488
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>>16652214
Hey at least you recognize it's stupid but there's nothing wrong at all with being disappointed about something you were looking forward to.

>> No.16652559

>>16652459
I wanna rub the belly

>> No.16652579

>>16652459
Why is dino Gura so sexy T u T

>> No.16652677

>>16652488
I will say her not saying anything until last minute is absolutely worth being upset about as I had already stayed up for hours and had just downed an energy drink. Streams are at an all time premium so I can't exactly afford to miss them

>> No.16652715

I copped with yesterday disappointment and I'm now really happy we get to see Gura soon.
Sorry for the negative posting.

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>>16652677
she was waiting until the last minute to see if her internet got fixed but a "maybe there will be no stream" tweet some hours earlier would be way better, yeah

>> No.16652777

>>16652327
this pic gets me every time TuT

>> No.16652824

>>16652677
I'm a graveyard shift worker so I understand the struggle Eurobros go through although yesterdays circumstances it's kinda hard to say your internet broke 2-3 hours ahead of time.
I don't disagree with you though.

>> No.16652838

>>16652459
This one right here goes to jar

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>Some setback happens to goowa
>Every nijinig, the pekoschizo from /#/, every salty 2view woman, and a large portion of deadbeats shitpost the thread to death

The key is just don't respond to people who are clearly not regulars, just do not give out the (you). Also don't cry over a canceled stream of a kusoge that Gura herself would probably be miserable playing after 10 minutes of gameplay.

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Look at this face

>> No.16652906

>>16652848
They respond to themselves, nothing one can do about that.

>> No.16652960

>>16652214
i also got a bit disappointed but it wore off pretty quickly probably because i have an ex-oshi who graduated and disappeared completely, so i'm just glad she's still here with us
just find something else to do, anon

>> No.16652986

>>16652906
Sad but true. Ignoring can work if there's only 1-2 shitposters, but not when there's half a dozen.

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>>16652848
what is anya really the lowest of the holos? i feel sad knowing gura collabed with her several times

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>> No.16653103

When I'm not in the thread I just imagine myself posting and responding to bait. I need help.

>> No.16653118

>>16653086
I only remember one

>> No.16653121

>>16653086
she was at that time, but hasn't been for a while.

>> No.16653123

>>16653086
The image is outdated, Sana is now the new bottom hoe.

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>>16652848
oi don't diss deadbeats, their oshi drank some dumb bitch juice and they're being evem more attcked than chumbuds rn

>> No.16653139

>>16652848
That's the silver lining for me. At least it was a game I wasn't remotely looking forward to. I was looking forward to Gura but alas

>> No.16653164

>>16653130
They had it coming, good riddance.

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Remember to bind the tail when you tie up a Gurashark. Don't want it flapping around wildly.

>> No.16653203

>>16653130
Sadly deadbeats are notoriously tourists, the worst fanbase by far and even spin rats against the other holos whenever their boy fucks up. Which of course is counter productive and just makes every one else shit on mori harder the next time she inevitably fucks up again.

>> No.16653206

>>16653118
didnt she also show up for the birthday dbd collab? or is my dementia sinking in

>> No.16653212
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Gura! Wher are youuuuuuuuuu?!

>> No.16653214

>>16653130
I like the bonebros and I also like Mori to a degree but yeah she does take a double of the dumb bitch juice more often than she should

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so today it's pretty much confirmed she won't stream, but what about tomorrow?

>> No.16653253

>>16653203
>>/hlgg/

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>> No.16653291

>>16653273
Dumb shork.

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>>16653246

>> No.16653299

>>16652960
I don't think a lack of other things to do is why people are upset
>>16653246
I'm guessing the entire schedule will be postponed. She clearly has something going on in her life

>> No.16653300

>>16653246
kek

>> No.16653321

>>16653295
THE GAME

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>>16653321
FUUUUUUUUUUUCKK

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Is gura dead?

>> No.16653439

>>16653246
if her internet is still shit by tomorrow then schedule unpinned most likely, then radio silent 'till 24th

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>>16653321
i lost

>> No.16653513

>>16645576
Why do so many of these incompetent artists draw the tail coming out of her ass?

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what does she have to fear by talking about how shitty her situation is on twitter? is she really afraid she'll slip up and drop her PO box information somewhere in there?

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>>16653321
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

>> No.16653552

Gura's next stream will be Valentines ASMR. She will profusely apologize for not streaming. The love bomb will destroy the world.

>> No.16653550

>>16645576
Delete this.

>> No.16653658

>>16653513
It's either her ass or halfway up her spine, like none of them have every looked at an image of the Human body

>> No.16653683

>>16653536
it's not fear, it's indifference. Streaming or not it's the same for her, so why saying more than she already said

>> No.16653720

>>16653658
As a person whose number one fetish is monster girls with thicc tails it is frustrating how few artists handle it well.

>> No.16653798

Did Gura finish DMC4? I haven't seen her stream the game for a while now.

>> No.16653832

>>16653798
no, it was pulling low numbers so she dropped it

>> No.16653932

>>16653832
>gura numbers

gura hates numbers so much she will cancel streams just to get less numbers, gura throws her head back and sighs at the sight of numbers

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>> No.16654002

>>16653939
i wanna sniff

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How are we doing /ggg/?

>> No.16654154

>>16654084
i keep going into the catalog and its taxing my soul pretty fucking hard
i need a stream real fucking bad

>> No.16654155

>>16654084
Bad, this WW3 trash is deleting my gains from the last 4 months. I'm losing so much I don't think even Gura could salvage my day desu.

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>>16654084
waitin

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>>16654084
Just fine, about to tenderize the meat to some cunny.

>> No.16654243

>>16654084
on the verge of tears...

>> No.16654276

>>16654243
Gura wouldn't want you to cry Anon. Be strong for her.

>> No.16654313

>>16654084
Had to euthanize the dog yesterday (GURA MY DOG etc.) so pretty shit still.

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Gura cute Gura cute!

>> No.16654457

>>16654084
I think I tore a muscle from lifting pipes

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>> No.16654602

>>16654084
Alright. Looking for jobs right now. Kinda wanna send Cover Corp an email asking if they need someone of my degree tl work on their EN division but I doubt they'd be interested in hiring non JP engies

>> No.16654652

>>16654602
Unless you're fluent in JP you probably don't have a shot.

>> No.16654680

>>16654084
goop goop goop goop goop goop goop

>> No.16654811

>>16654084
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA GURA FUCKING DIED

>> No.16654831
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>>16654084
Void

>> No.16654868

>>16654602
You'll never know if you don't try. Good luck.

>> No.16654917

>>16654084
I might be retarded

>> No.16654954

>>16654917
That's no longer a problem in todays world anon. Reach for the stars.

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>> No.16655187
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>>16654084
I'm doing alright, I just really miss her

>> No.16655214
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16655214

>>16655164
This brat getting the correction she needs!
UOOOOOOOOOH

>> No.16655290
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16655290

ISP HATE but i'm gonna be optimistic that things get sorted out and we get a stream today.

>> No.16655302

>>16645518
>>16650501
whos the animator btw?

>> No.16655360

>>16653246
no likes, retweet, etc as of now. So dont expect any stream later

>> No.16655395

>>16653798
finish? a game? we dont do that here

>> No.16655421

>>16645609
FEEL BETTER GURA

>> No.16655424

>>16653932
the dude doesnt know Gura's love for low viewers

>> No.16655427

>>16654084
I am still so fucking angry. Monday and Tuesday where her normal 2 days off, then she extends the break by another 2 days because she was "busy". Ok, then the short collab stream. Taking Saturday AND Sunday off as well is what pisses me off to no end since she had no right to make those day offs. And not a single tweet why she took days off again. You simply can NOT defend this.


Aaaaah, that felt nice...

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>> No.16655516

>>16654084
i have no reason to doubt anything she's said but i'm still worried about her

>> No.16655559
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>> No.16655589
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>>16653321
Motherfucker. I didnt figure it out immediately and then it hit me like a truck.

>> No.16655591

>>16655302
>Art & Video: Yunarun
from the video descriptiom

>> No.16655644

>>16655591
not that, I mean who will be the animator of Q, did they spoil it yet?

>> No.16655741

>>16655644
ooooo, no I have heard some guesses but I forgot who it was

>> No.16655926

is goopus goopicus going to GOOPING goop today

>> No.16655940

>>16655926
maaaaaybe

>> No.16656007

>>16655926
ISP hort

>> No.16656064

>>16655926
oh you know it

>> No.16656083

>>16645609
FEEL BETTER GURA

>> No.16656154

ISP HATE

>> No.16656167

>>16656154
ISP LOVE

>> No.16656170
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>>16640021
ISP HATE

>> No.16656249

she's going to stream today, right?

>> No.16656298
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>>16656249
I belieb

>> No.16656299

ohayou~

>> No.16656322

>>16656249
If she was going to stream tonight, her excuse for last night would not have been something that can take days to fix and require calling her ISP.

>> No.16656333

>>16656249
Depends if, by some miracle, the ISP in her area unfucks itself. Apparently those who know what area it's in say there are still outages, but I deign not to go venturing to confirm/deny.

>> No.16656365
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>>16656249
pray to the internet gods and watch them laugh at your misfortune

>> No.16656366
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16656366

Shark wake up.

>> No.16656371

>>16656249
No, ISP shit takes days to resolve, schedule will likely be postponed

>> No.16656387
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16656387

Goooood morning princess!

>> No.16656395

>>16656249
We would've had likes/RTs by now if her internet was back up and running, so I'm not holding out much hope

>> No.16656400

>>16656322
cope. she wont stream until next week

>> No.16656420

>>16656395
retard...

>> No.16656427

>>16656395
>We would've had likes/RTs by now
we do

>> No.16656440

>>16656400
Read what I posted again, retard

>> No.16656443

>>16656400
oops, as I sent this, she just RT'd

>> No.16656477

>>16656427
>>16656420
She literally RT'd as I posted it...

>> No.16656501

>>16656477
it was a couple of minutes before you posted

>> No.16656517

If she doesn't post an update in the next few minutes she hates us

>> No.16656521

>>16656371
Not always. Sometimes it takes a few hours, sometimes it takes weeks. It all depends on what the problem is and whether or not the CSR/techs you deal with are blithering idiots.

>> No.16656543

>>16656501
Gee well sorry for not refreshing her Twitter every 2 minutes anon

>> No.16656550

>>16656517
She probably just woke up, give her some time to sort things out

>> No.16656571

>>16656543
no need. but absolutely check manually every single time whenever you find yourself about to post a claim about whether she's retweeted recently.

>> No.16656600

>>16656427
>>16656443
>>16656477
I wanna shake the ISP the way she's shaking Bloop.

>> No.16656623

>>16656371
>ISP shit takes days to resolve
I had mine resolved the very same day, but then again it's partly a business plan

>> No.16656639

>>16656550
No, she didn't even follow up her tweet from last night and officially cancel the stream. If she has woken up and her internet is working, she needs t update us on what's happening with the schedule, and if it's still unstable she needs to tell us not to expect a stream/unpin her schedule so chumbuds around the world don't stay up until the early hours of the morning huffing hopium

>> No.16656663

>>16656623
It also depends on what ISP and where in the country you're located.
Some are better than others.

>> No.16656684

>>16656639
That tweet was a stream cancellation retard

>> No.16656694

>>16656623
There's a decent chance Gura has a business plan for upload speed reasons, unless the area she's in has a fiber option.

>> No.16656710

the time to resolve an internet service outage can range from seconds to weeks depending on the cause of the outage.

>> No.16656823

>>16656684
No it wasn't, she said her internet wasn't stable and she was trying to resolve it and about to call her ISP, it wasn't likely that she would stream but she should've updated later to say it wasn't going to be fixed that evening and officially cancel the stream.

>> No.16656849

>>16656623
also, if streaming is my job, I would've had a backup ISP for something like this. I mean a couple of $$$ for monthly plans wouldn't hurt if instead I could stream uninterrupted

>> No.16656905

>>16656849
many places in the US don't have a choice for ISPs do to monopolies. its shit. 4G/5G is an option how ever

>> No.16656921
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16656921

shark please come back, I've been trapped here.

>> No.16656944

>>16656849
You forget that she hates streaming and having shit like this happens gives her a great excuse not to stream without losing face in the eyes of her manager/gullible fans

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>>16656694
she did talked about it at one point, she once was streaming at lower bitrates than today during her first months

>> No.16656948

>>16656849
Is that possible in burger land ?
I know in my country you can’t do that

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>> No.16656963

>>16656823
we're talking about Gura here. Hell, we're lucky enough that she even tweeted that kek

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>Nopan, pits and (technically) ass too
When's her next correction again?

>> No.16656995

>>16656944
Oh nyo who do I believe, the one streaming that says how much they like it or the anon shitposting on a thread based on the voices in their head. It's a really tough choice

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>>16656849
that's way too smart for gura, she had to learn the hard way to test videogames and even now she tests them on the same day

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Respond Goomba, over

>> No.16657073

>>16656948
its possible in my area, but in the case of Gura and her cottagecore obsession, she might be in an area where that is not an option

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>>16656967
What is this

>> No.16657120

>>16657078
That, my friend, is the fap material.

>> No.16657130

>>16656995
Gura's words aren't very reliable, I believe her only slightly more than the average schizo

>> No.16657141

So tonight will basically be a zatsudan right? Since There is no game is barely a game.

>> No.16657208

>>16657141
She'll have plenty to focus on with the game, the real question is whether she plays all of it tonight. If she plays the whole game I don't see her reading superchats, but if she only plays half we'll probably get comfy chatting.

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>>16657130
I believe her on pretty much all things but with knowledge that she's a massive procastinator and hikki so her bar to what constitutes as "very motivated" is pretty low if compared to a normie

>> No.16657381

goowa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MKBcDhemeU

>> No.16657420

>>16657078
Educate yourself. That's some patrician stuff right there.

>> No.16657428

>>16657381
based

>> No.16657444

>>16657381
Excited to see her tonight!

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>>16657381
Good to see goop goop is delivering.

>> No.16657474

Sounds like Gura’s ISP needs some correction…

>> No.16657476

>>16657381
Wtf the thumbnail.
I hope Shark internet is ok.
Also if she is awake this early she may connect to the Minecraft server with Ina in 3hrs

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>>16657381
A Gura stream... It's been so long... Gura I've missed you...

>> No.16657484

>>16657381
Chances on a gorilla members stream to test the waters?

>> No.16657490

>>16657381
Wouldn't it be funny if her internet stopped working again tonight haha.

>> No.16657498

>>16657381
Excellent.

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>>16657381
I can't believe my eyes

>> No.16657515
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>>16657381
it's ben 10 000 years...

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>>16657490

>> No.16657582

>>16657381
so it was magically fixed from a day to another?

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>>16657490
You jinxed it faggot.
Time to do some correction.

>> No.16657598

>>16657381
Canceled in t-minus 5 hours

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>>16657381
I have to wait until the stream to fully quell my pain but for now i'm feeling pretty picrel

>> No.16657643

>>16657582
Welcome to burger internet. I'm not even kidding, one day it could be complete shit because it's windy the next day it'll be fine.

>> No.16657648

>>16657582
You really are desperate aren't you?

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>>16657381

>> No.16657692

confirmed, the shark hates Mother Simulator

>> No.16657750

>>16657381
Cool, does confirm yesterday was pretty much BS and she just didn't want to stream tho..

>> No.16657759

>>16657476
she cant, she goes to college in the morning

>> No.16657784

Will she stream on her break day this week to make up for yesterday?

>> No.16657789

>>16657759
B-but it's the afternoon?

>> No.16657816

>>16657490
dont jinx the shark

>> No.16657821

>>16657582
>>16657692
>>16657750
t. non-burgers

>> No.16657820

>>16657784
Don't be stupid she won't do anything to "make up" for her skipping yesterday, she will just ignore it and continue on with the schedule as planned..

>> No.16657823

>>16657784
roru

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>>16657784

>> No.16657867
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>>16657784
don't think so, usually mid schedule breaks are because she has some meeting or something, even in her guerilla MK she had to cut it short, maybe she'll push the lost stream to next monday, she does that more often

>> No.16657879

Gubgub is streaming! Oh boy, I'm gonna open a bottle of wine tonight! Should I pair it with pasta or go more casual and order a nice pizza.

>> No.16657878

>>16657789
morning to afternoon, she got fully loaded units as she's dumb

>> No.16657893

>>16657867
You really are presenting her as much busier than she really is lmfao..

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>>16657879
guwa wants pizza

>> No.16657930

>>16657893
you're literally an unmedicated schizophrenic

>> No.16657939

>>16657784
>>16657820
>>16657823
>>16657857
>>16657893
Her break days in the middle of schedules are usually there for a reason, newfags.

>> No.16657942

look how high-effort that thumbnail is, the schedule was the same. It's like when your gf burns the cake but takes extra time to decorate it

>> No.16657947

>>16657930
Yes and? My opinion is still valid.

>> No.16657966

>>16657939
The reason: She doesn't want to stream

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>>16657879
Pizza actually sounds like a solid idea... but I'm going to wait until the stream actually happens before I order.

>> No.16657983

>>16657942
You have never received a cake from any woman bar your mother

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>>16657893
she almost always says that she'll be busy before a mid schedule break, also saying she has other stuff in like 1 day every 2 weeks or so isn't really painting her as super busy

>> No.16657996

>>16657939
Are you fucking autistic? 3 of those replies are implying that she won't stream

>> No.16658045

>>16657966
What does exposing yourself as a newfag like this accomplish exactly?

>> No.16658047

>>16657992
You're acting like streaming for 2 hours takes the whole day and nothing can be done before or after..

>> No.16658073

>>16658045
This is /vt/, everyone here is a fucking newfag

>> No.16658075

>>16657582
The Internet might go out once maybe twice a year here in murrica for a couple hours due to reasons. It is possible that her internet went out at the scheduled time of the stream so I'm willing to give her the benefit of the doubt in this case. However if she keeps citing internet problems as the reasons for stream cancellations then you can get critical since we don't lose internet that often here.

>> No.16658126

I didn't know she hates milestones this much. She pretty much just avoided streaming when she hits 3.75m, so that no one SCs her with congratulation bs

>> No.16658140

Gura liking subtle nopan again

https://twitter.com/Dooge1984123/status/1482853347053170688

>> No.16658151
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look at my cute shark wives

>> No.16658171

>>16658047
for Gura, no matter how little it takes, doing anything Hololive related in one day counts as a work day so she doesn't need to stream

>> No.16658183

>>16658151
that's actually my wife on the left

>> No.16658206

>>16658151
that's actually my wife on the right

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>>16658047
I mean if you want morning gura, or gura cutting the stream short like her guerrilla be my guest, I wasn't even saying she should never stream, just saying it is a better idea to move the stream to the end of the schedule, that way we have free day gura who can stream as much as she wants

>> No.16658235

>>16658151
I'm mating pressing both of them.

>> No.16658241

>>16658073
Wait so your fag status is board exclusive? Damn how many more years do you think it will take until the first people that came to /vt/ when it was created become oldfags then?

>> No.16658286

>>16658183
>>16658206
Now kiss

>> No.16658305

>>16658126
>3.75m
that's a dumb ass milestone desu

>> No.16658329

>>16657692
It's a shit game to be fair.

>> No.16658347

>>16658305
for the shark, every milestone is dumb kek

>> No.16658350

thumbnail schizo what are your thoughts?

>> No.16658385

Well well well chumbuds how we feeling?

>> No.16658411

>>16657582
this is just pathetic

>> No.16658432

>>16658385
Horny

>> No.16658440

>>16658385
Pretty horny, my new onahole is supposed to come today.

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>>16658385

>> No.16658451

>>16658126
there are no milestones in between 3,000,000 and 4,000,000.

>> No.16658458

>>16658385
my credit card is ready

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>>16658347
good, I love my humble oshi

>> No.16658530

>>16658451

Ha! hololive mods made a leddit thread! or the cumbuds would go off on them

>> No.16658552

>>16658497
She knows what comes when she reaches 5 million subscribers...

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>>16658458
better be an aka, gotta buy that boat

>> No.16658669

>>16658385
Distrusting

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>>16658552
and that is?

>> No.16658725

>>16658552
Mating press!

>> No.16658730

>>16658126
Why would she celebrate that when she will get 4 million in maybe 2-3 months?

>> No.16658744

>>16658233
as much as she wants is roughly 2h hours and 40 minutes according to the last 5 streams, not counting MK cup and Kimono reveal

>> No.16658784

>>16658730
bold of you to assume that she'll celebrate 4m

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>>16658744
>50 minutes more than the mk8 I talked about
I rest my case

>> No.16658849

>>16658730
who said she'll celebrate? I just said the shark hates it when people bugs her about her milestones

>> No.16658869

>>16658674
Me

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16658900

>gura missed the opportunity to be cheeky and name the frame "there is no stream"

you know it would be funny

>> No.16658917

>>16645158
thanks

>> No.16658920

>>16658827
she has at best 16 hours to stream every day she's free

>> No.16658942
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16658942

>3M celebration stream
>Song covers
>Short videos
>ASMR
>Reflect MV
And I'm probably forgetting quite a few

>> No.16658989

>>16658942
She has shiny object syndrome just like me...

>> No.16658991

>>16658942
welcome to /ggg/ brother, where coping is our motto

>> No.16659018

>>16658991
>our

>> No.16659035

>>16658942
>banjo learning
>hand reveal
>collab with Pikamee
>communicate more with her fans

>> No.16659045

>>16658942
You forgot the most obvious and pertinent one.
>actually communicating with her fans

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>>16658942
>ASMR
valentines
>Reflect MV
it's ready but every time you ask gura adds 1 more day to the release date

>> No.16659079

>>16659035
out of everything, I most excited with her cooking stream with hand camera. I can finally see my oshi hands!

>> No.16659093

>>16659035
What's the deal with banjos? Kiara wants to learn it too AFAIR.

>> No.16659094

>>16659079
uoh

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>>16659035
>collab with Pikamee
she just said she was cute, at least pick chubas she actually explicitly said she wants to collab like okayu or suisei

>> No.16659149

>>16659093
poser chicken, at least the shark can actually play a string instrument

>> No.16659170

>>16659079
>finally happens after God knows how many months of waiting
>all you see is fat stubby fingers

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>>16659093
is her banjolele already there? I remember saying it was gonna arrive this month

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16659180

I'm in love with Gura!

>> No.16659201
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>>16659170
Perfect

>> No.16659204

>>16659116
the shark she's down for it, too bad for Pikamee she did not instigate.

>> No.16659207

>>16659116
remember how she said she wanted to improve her japanese and that she was practicing her singing while moving?

>> No.16659213

>>16659149
Chimkin will break her nails and cut her fingertips.

>> No.16659238

>>16659170
i would cum

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>>16659170
UUOOH FAT STUBBY SHARK

>> No.16659254

>>16659201
Goddamn you architects.

>> No.16659259

>>16659213
Good, her best stuff comes out when she is suffering.

>> No.16659267

Chumbros, I'm taking a vacation from /morig/, and I have to say your minor grievances and general love for your oshi are quite soothing.

>> No.16659273

>>16659170
like ollie? kek

>> No.16659293

>>16659267
we are closed for tourism

>> No.16659303

Go back false flagger.

>> No.16659306

>>16659267
Just make sure to leave when the when SEAnigs wake up.

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>>16659207
yeah, and look at her go!

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>>16659177
Howdy

>> No.16659324

>>16659267
well, she's earned a lot of it by not being well... anyway.

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>>16659273
Yep, Ollie was the first thing that sprung to mind.
And since we're talking Ollie, Gura gets fingered on stream and moans loudly.

>> No.16659393

>>16659365
yeah, by me

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>>16659267
just don't look at past threads, guwa is back so it's just guys actively trying to be mad for some reason until the shark entrances them again

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I actually miss her, bros...

>> No.16659470

>>16659306
Trust me, they're up, that's why I'm here.

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>>16659365
That's actually me walking on her cunny and tickling her

>> No.16659489

>>16659410
Bonebros is dead.

>> No.16659522

>>16659079
>>16659170
you'll see. my oshi has cute small hands with thin girly fingers!

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Gura's child hands...

>> No.16659586

>>16659522
>you'll see
not with the stream in a tab hidden behind something else, i won't.

>> No.16659623

>>16659204
"I'm down for it but they have to ask" is streamer code for I am not down for it and want my fans to shut the fuck up about it.

>> No.16659680

>>16659267
Mori streamed in one day what Gura streamed in 10. Deadbeats don't now how good they have it

>> No.16659722

>>16659680
>quantity over quality
You are retarded.

>> No.16659746

>>16659680
True, her talk show things while she plays Jump King are great. Girls really relax with your boy and a lot of great stuff comes out of it.

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>they lack critical information

>> No.16659788

>>16659762
UUUOOOOOHHHHHH ToT

>> No.16659793

>Gura
>quality

>> No.16659795

>>16659762
I wonder how that guy is doing.

>> No.16659800

>>16659522
cope, that cooking stream with hand camera would never happen

>> No.16659845

>>16659746
Take this shit back to your general deadbeat.

>> No.16659851

>>16659793
your post is extremely low quality

>> No.16659913

>>16659722
everyone thinks her oshi streams are more quality than others

>> No.16659950

>>16659913
>her

>> No.16660000

>>16659913
Probably because streaming is inherently a personality-driven medium, so if you enjoy a personality more you'll enjoy the stream more. Who the fuck is gonna watch someone play a game for 2 hours if they don't like them?

>> No.16660002

It's funny because we don't get quality or quantity when she just never streams.

>> No.16660044

>>16660002
we get quality whineposting from people like you

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>>16659913
I didn't watched it but from what global said not even deadbeats were calling the first part of the stream quality, also she's been on that DLC way too long man I watched her rage like twice already in previous streams

>> No.16660107

thanks for shitting up our thread deadbeat

>> No.16660117

Hey. I don't watch Gura often. Has she mentioned whether she plans on picking up DMC4 again? Thanks chumbuds.

>> No.16660138

>>16660000
Gura is a longplay chad, so... her.

>> No.16660182

>>16660117
sorry but DMC4 got Super Metroid'

>> No.16660199

>>16660002
come on, December and January are usually like this, as people are busy during the holidays and January is usually to calm down.

>> No.16660200

>>16660117
Some time next month.

>> No.16660245

>>16660117
no, it's probably dropped like Metroid and RDR2 and Skyrim and West of Loathing and Jump King

>> No.16660331

>>16660117
She said she wanted to stretch out DMC games so she didn't rush through them all. It's not dropped.

>> No.16660336

What historical figure would Gura most like to have lunch with?

>> No.16660353

>>16660245
It's a good thing that Jump King got dropped

>> No.16660362

>>16660336
superchat and ask her

>> No.16660370

>>16660336
dante redgrave

>> No.16660391

>>16660336
superchat and ask her

>> No.16660399

>>16660182
>>16660245
fuckers
>>16660200
>>16660331
looking forward to it. gura's valentine date with dante would be great for the lucifer scene

>> No.16660400

>>16658900
>She does this
>Chris Chan Larping Retards from /ggg/ thinks this means there really is no stream and don't watch it and complain for hours.

>> No.16660433

I do not care as long as GTA is not dropped

>> No.16660493

5½ more hours...

>> No.16660605

remember to keep you expectations low

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>>16660353
Yes, but now i have to relive the pain while watching Fauna and IRyS.

>> No.16660616

>>16660493
at this point i will only be calm when the freaking stream actually starts

>> No.16660643

So do you think Gura called her internet provider at 8pm and they showed up this morning and fixed her internet for her.
Because I don't but for some reason I think she's still going to be able to stream.
Weird right?

>> No.16660688

>>16660643
yeah i think you're retarded or psychotic or something and probably unemployed and helpless, relying on your parents to get the internet service because your incredulity betrays a humiliating lack of understanding or experience with internet service outages and repairs

>> No.16660690

>>16660605
true, she still have not tweeted the waiting room, soooo there's still a possibility kek

>> No.16660706

>>16660643
This exact thing has been posted at least 4 times this thread like you baitfags don't understand ISPs don't always have to send a tech out and sometimes that sometimes internet issues do get resolved after a period of time. Fucking retard

>> No.16660742

>>16660690
this pretty much never happens so early

>> No.16660756

>>16660643
You need to be at least 18 to post here

>> No.16660778

>>16660688
>>16660706
I wish I was this delusional

>> No.16660796

>>16660778
anon you're literally unhinged, enjoy the ride

>> No.16660819

>>16660778
You probably wish you weren't a SEAfaggot

>> No.16660842

>>16660796
You have to be unhinged to enjoy Gura, he'll fit right in.

>> No.16660896

>>16660706
I am the technician that worked on Gura's ISP, as soon as she called last night I came to her 80s village as she lives in an isolated place, we fucked and I fixed her internet. It is okay now chumbuddies. I also might got her pregnant, so expect more cancelled streams

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Stop taking the bait

>> No.16660932

reminder that you must be 18+ years of age to post here. if you have never dealt with an ISP before because your mommy and daddy do that for you, please leave.

>> No.16660944

>>16660896
You are lying because Gura is a tranny. You'd know if you actually tried to fuck "her".

>> No.16660959

>>16660896
Oh crap, didn't mean to post this, it's a joke huhaha...

>> No.16660967

>>16660896
> might got
Nice of you to fly over all the way from India.

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>> No.16661131

btw, I am Gura's Milkman. I deliver her milk and then I have sex with her.

>> No.16661150

>>16660967
Hello sirs, i come to redeem this shark pussy code.

>> No.16661174

>>16660967
no way, my English is too good. I'm at least from MI

>> No.16661206

>>16661150
DO NOT

>> No.16661208

btw i am gura's HVAC technician and it's very frustrating because she always says the AC is broken but she never calls

>> No.16661222

>>16660643
If it's something effecting an area instead of just one building then it usually gets fixed quickly once people start calling.

>> No.16661272

hello im gura and i fantasize about a fat old bald man breaking into my house and watching me play video games

>> No.16661282

>>16661272
yeah me

>> No.16661301

>>16661208
she likes to be dripping in sweat, so you might as well change profession

>> No.16661312

>>16661272
Well, I guess I have no choice but to fulfill her fantasy

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>>16661208
good, I want my sweaty shark that complains about heat all summer

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>>16661272
uoh

>> No.16661329

>>16661282
i sure would hate if someone broke into my house at 31 spooner street

>> No.16661371

I am Gura's amazon delivery guy. she orders some really weird things. usually comes in long boxes. and a few times she's ordered things that say "Live Animals" on the label. sometimes I see her grab the package. she cracks the door open and only sticks her arm out to get it. very strange girl.

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pin pon huhaha

>> No.16661416

>>16661329
are you... ouh nice!

>> No.16661441

>>16661388
Oh, how nice. My Cheezy Pizza has arrived.

>> No.16661461

>>16661441
lol

>> No.16661490

im bloop
please let me out of this bag and also tell gura I exist more than once I year

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I just remembered, I had a sex dream... involving feet. I blame Gura and all of (you)

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>>16661493
Based!

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>>16661493
I almost had a sex dream the other day. I turned the girl down in my dream because she wasn't Gura. Im committed to Gura

>> No.16661584

>>16661493
Lucky

>> No.16661657

>>16661490
Back to the unnamed folder shark_mascot01.png, you can join the thousands of ebi that were sent on twitter

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>>16661490
nyo

>> No.16661711

>>16661657
It's a shame nothing really came out of that honestly.

>> No.16661769

>>16661585
Very based

>> No.16661791

Poor Gura, I know how difficult relationship troubles can be. You'll find someone else sharky, I'm sure of it!

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>>16661791

>> No.16661816

>>16661585
You are a true chumbud

>> No.16661819

>>16661791
Yeah me

>> No.16661933

>>16661711
Glad I have 0 artistic talent so I didn't waste lots of time making a really cool one only for it not to be used like Shion's

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So, Mother Simulator moved to the 20th?

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>>16662104

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>>16661791

>> No.16662183

>>16662104
24th

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>> No.16662247

>>16661933
she did showed shion's

>> No.16662288

>>16662104
most likely 24th

>> No.16662330

>>16662104
WTF

You make or Gura make this?

>> No.16662372

>>16662330
im gura I made it

>> No.16662401

>>16662104
Hahahahahahahahahahaha

>> No.16662410

>>16662372
you should talk about your armpits more

>> No.16662451

>>16662372
I'm going to mating press you.

>> No.16662507

>>16662104
Nah people are trying to not overlap the male collab

>> No.16662609

>>16662507
I'm going to watch that out of pure morbid curiosity, and to remind myself how lucky I am to have an oshi who will never do that

>> No.16662729

>>16662104
>schedule template
>fake schedules become way more common
This is why we can't have mass-produced, soulless things.

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>>16662729
Are you a retard? It doesn't make any difference to a schedule like this.. If anything it's harder because of the subtle "ZZZ" over the break day that the anon who edited it wasn't able to replicate or remove, you can even see where the "Z" is cut off on his edit

>> No.16663017

>>16662939
Almost no fake schedules for that schedule. Several for this one. The results speak for themselves.

>> No.16663305

>>16663017
I think that's more because of the increase in shitposting surrounding the lack of streams last week than it is due to the template.
Also the easy memeability of turning "There is No Game" into "There is No Stream."

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These schedules are far superior to the new template, just write by hand and slap an image on the any of the image margins.

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>>16663631

>> No.16663676

>>16659035
she said her banjo was too big and hurts her fingers, that's why she ordered the banjolele

>> No.16663686

>>16662507
i'm a chumbaby that's horribly out of the loop with the rest of hololive.. who all is in this collab?

>> No.16663687

>>16663631
>>16663651
>write by hand
That's clearly a font, and it doesn't matter because she's not gonna stick with the new template anyways. She never does

>> No.16663730

>>16663687
those two are both handwritten.

>> No.16663778

>>16663730
Mousewritten.

>> No.16663798

>>16663778
footwritten.

>> No.16663810

>>16663687
>font
You're wrong. All the letters are distinctly different from each other, the DMC 4's in each schedule show this without even having to look closely

>> No.16663812

This thread is riddled with SEAniggers that dont get how ISPs work in first world countries

>> No.16663825

>>16663798
earthhandwritten

>> No.16663848

>>16663687
>Clearly a font
>Letters that are the same and have the same capitalization look different
Not the brightest, are you?

>> No.16663861

>>16663778
haha what if she put her butt on her mouse and wrote them with it haha

>> No.16663915

>>16663631
>>16663651
I'm sure there was a third one that i can't find, she probably deleted it from her Members tab.
I am a simple man, i see the SOVL in these schedules and i like it.

>> No.16663961

kinda surprising she isn't playing minecraft with the server update out

>> No.16664017

>>16663961
Are you?
You do know if she plays people will want to see her shrimp shrine she abandoned right?

>> No.16664050

>>16664017
>haunted house
>temple
>atlantis
>shrine
goba..

>> No.16664076

>>16664017
You mean the project that she finished?

>> No.16664101

>>16664017
She finished the monument to me

>> No.16664106

>>16664076
You cant be this retarded can you thread reader chama?

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>>16664106
t. retarded threadreader lmao

>> No.16664180

"im gonna make 2 shrimps with tridents crossing as an entrance to my temple"
"Oh nyo I built the shrimp in the wrong spot and need to tear it down"
SHE FINISHED THE SHRIMP SHRINE YOU FUCKING ANTI!!!!
Jesus do you people really just not watch Gura at all or something?

>> No.16664185

guys i need to heal before the stream can i get some (You)s?

>> No.16664207

>>16664017
She finished it though?

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>>16664185
Since (you) asked so nicely

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Gura today?

>> No.16664247

>>16664232
I'd say there's a 75% chance

>> No.16664258

>>16664207
>>16664180
My god there are a lot of thread readers here today

>> No.16664271

>>16664180
from which alternative reality do you come from?

>> No.16664295

>>16664180
She didn't finish it, you twat. It just needs a simple base.

>> No.16664312

>>16664271
Nta but all of that is true anon.....

>> No.16664329

>>16653434
Yes lmao

>> No.16664375

I honestly don't remember what happened with the shrine, I was paying more attention to what she was saying then what she was actually doing. lol

>> No.16664395

>>16653434
Gawr Gura of Hololive EN was pronounced dead in her home on Monday January 17th at 11:37 PM EST. Cause of death was determined to be self inflicted. An official statement is being prepared and will be released shortly.

>> No.16664425

>>16664312
post timestamp

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>>16664180
anon you need hearing aids, she said the 2 shrimp things and then said it wouldn't work because it would be too big and they would dwarf the temple, so she built a single shrimp besides it instead

>> No.16664482

>>16664375
Well she SAID that she needed to redo the entire shrine because when she was building the tridents they were really out of place and blocking the view so.... not really sure what you were listing to.
>>16664429
t. threadreader

>> No.16664494

>>16664429
And this right here is what actually happened

>> No.16664538

>>16664482
>>16664425

>> No.16664590

>>16664429
>>16664494
>>16664538
you guys really didnt watch her literal next stream after that one..... the fuck are you even doing here?

>> No.16664608

the only part of the shrimp monument she didn't finish was the shrine part
the shrimp was completed and still exists
these are undeniable facts

>> No.16664612

>>16664590
post timestamp or fuck off

>> No.16664641

>>16664482
I watch that stream live and I have no recollection of her saying she was going to redo it. I believe you're misremembering what happened, but if not then please provide a timestamp to support your claim.

>> No.16664651

>>16664608
She was gonna build 2 crossing tridents and a shrimp on each side of them.

>> No.16664654 [DELETED] 

>>16664590
You fucking faggot. Explain then why she only had this single shrimp template while building the shrine?

>> No.16664728

>>16664590
Please explain then why she only had the single shrimp template while building the whole thing

>> No.16664759

>>16664612
>>16664641
>spoonfeed me
It was the new years stream go find it yourself
>>16664654
>>16664728
????????????????????? damn dude you retarded

>> No.16664781

>>16664759
i take this as your concession

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I'm not sure if this is better or worse than before

>> No.16664798

>>16664759
So you admit it came to you in a dream, good to know.

>> No.16664804

>>16664759
>make a retarded claim
>LOL GO FIND IT URSELF BRO
Anon..

>> No.16664826

>>16664759
I bet this faggot is having a giggle right now because he is such an epic trole

>> No.16664836

>>16664781
>>16664798
>>16664804
>>16664826
>spoon feeding admitted thread readers
where the fuck do you people come from?

>> No.16664893

>>16664836
How bout I spoonfeed you a bowl of smelly cum?

>> No.16664910

>>16664759
>????????????????????? damn dude you retarded
Not really. I just exposed you as the lying faggot you are. You said the wanted to build 2 shrimps with tridents. But if that was the case why did she not use this 2 trident shrimp as a template and had the single shrimp template ready right from the very start of the stream?

>> No.16664924

If you live in the EU, stop watching Gura. Kiara and Ina are your EN holos

>> No.16664927

this might be the most retarded argument we've ever had in this thread, and that's saying something

>> No.16664942

>>16664910
Nta but holy fuck did you not even watch the stream at all?

>> No.16664963

>>16664942
>Nta
sure faggot, sure

>> No.16664983

>>16664927
Less an argument and more two bored losers replying to their own bait on cooldown. Still retarded though.

>> No.16664989

>>16664924
Can't stand Kiara's voice, sorry. Ina is my second favorite though

>> No.16664995

>>16664836
>make claim
>people ask for proof
>muh spoonfeed
Ogey

>> No.16664996

>change the design slightly
>block autists have a meltdown tantrum for 40 posts
such is life

>> No.16665001

>>16664942
>>16664612

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>>16664924
No, my sleep schedule is an absolute disaster but my shark wife is more important

>> No.16665025

>>16664983
I may be a board loser but at least I watch streams.
>>16664995
proof is the stream go watch it

>> No.16665043

New years stream chat log contains only one instance of the term "shrimpshrine" (and no instances of "shrimp shrine"), at around 16:20 when she is talking to her mom on the phone.

>> No.16665068

>>16664996
many such cases!

>> No.16665083

>>16665025
OH NO NO NO NO>>16665043

>> No.16665114

so uhhh anyways, cunny shark tonight or nah?

>> No.16665128

>>16665043
>muh discord
go back

>> No.16665143

>>16665114
i believe it when the stream starts and not one second earlier

>> No.16665165

>>16665128
jesus how new are you

>> No.16665175

>>16665128
The stream chat, bud.

>> No.16665184

>>16665128
you are making yourself look like an absolute faggot more and more

>> No.16665188
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16665188

>>16664927
no, I've seen arguments here about the fucking metric system

>> No.16665217

>>16665128
>Discord
>Not knowing some people here archive the full chat logs in searchable text
How new?

>> No.16665263

as if was saying>>16664826

>> No.16665280

>>16665188
Yup. Even though it's shitposting, this is just normal /ggg/

>> No.16665310

>>16665217
lemme know if you're missing anything. mine are complete starting from her birthday but i don't have any unarchived/censored streams' logs from before that.

>> No.16665475

this is why you dont drop bait as a newfag. kek

>> No.16665487

>>16664759
Nobody other than you remembers it. It's much more likely that you're misremembering than that everyone else is.

>> No.16665489

Hey did you guys see the shrimpshrine on stream earlier?
Gura did a really good job building it last year!

>> No.16665504

>>16665489
?!?!?!

>> No.16665520

>>16665489
yea

>> No.16665540

Anyone else been binging defunctland since the disney stream?

>> No.16665547

we should give feed back about ggg' situation to the moderations teams, i've already gave mine but if we send more feed back, maybe they will hear us.
https://www.4chan.org/feedback

>> No.16665589

>>16665547
LOL

>> No.16665598

>>16665547
feedback to gura would help a lot more

>> No.16665622

>>16665547
are you some sort of faggot

>> No.16665633
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16665633

>>16665547
no
>>16665598
fuck off

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>>16665547
uh? this is actually the normal shitpost, why bring it now?

>> No.16665679

>>16665547
fucking KEK

>> No.16665721

>>Spamming/flooding and derailing threads with same shits
>>muh you can't shut me down like that
kek

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>>16665547

>> No.16665860

>>16665598
Feel free to SC her or leave a comment in her VOD. Dont be a pussy though and use a throwaway account.

>> No.16665896

>>16665547
Just rangeban SEA and EU

>> No.16665948

>>16665896
Dont even need that, if this board had flags it would unironically fix everything.

>> No.16666083

She made the frame but no tweets for now to announce the stream.
After yesterday I’m in fear her Internet breaks again

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16666095

>>16664924
HAHAHAHA BREXITEERS WIN AGAIN
GET FUCKED REMOANERS
WE GET GURA
YOU GET KIARA

>> No.16666116

internet magically fixed, i'm shocked

>> No.16666239
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16666239

>>16665948
I don't want to be associated with other people bearing my flag, I'm not like them.

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16666331

>all of the public streams for the past MONTH fit in 2 rows, and only half have any sort of chat interaction
she really hates you guys, huh?

>> No.16666334

>>16666083
its nothing unusal that she did not make a tweet at this time

>> No.16666338

>>16664258
>>16664106
jesus christ these retards learn one new word

>> No.16666342

>>16665948
ids are probably a better idea than flags honestly

>> No.16666362

>>16666331
holy shit no one has ever pointed this out before

>> No.16666385

>>16666116
>>16666331
global is the other way

>> No.16666408

>>16666331
Yes she does.

>> No.16666438

>>16666331
Why do they let actual schizophrenic mental patients on 4chan?

>> No.16666458

>>16666116
more like you are retarded if you think internetproblems can not be easily fixed in a day

>> No.16666468 [SPOILER] 
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16666468

Gurass

>> No.16666522

>>16666458
Listen dude she just didnt feel like streaming its that simple.

>> No.16666559

>>16666458
Third worlder please understand

>> No.16666568

>>16666334
I hope you are right anon

>> No.16666578

>>16666342
Not really, they mean nothing. Its easy to get a new Id.

>> No.16666585

>>16666522
voices in your head do not count as proof

>> No.16666612

>>16666578
>its easy to get a new id
>its not easy to get a new flag
anon....

>> No.16666627

>>16666522
>tries to correct other people
>is a literal unmedicated schizophrenic

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16666631

>>16666522
>>16666116
Do these kinds of retards think that internet outages just stay ongoing for days on end? Genuinely curious what kind of third world country they are form if that's the case.

>> No.16666675

>>16666116
>>16660932

>> No.16666740

>>16666612
Its not easy to change your flag retard, pretty much every VPN is banned on this site.

>> No.16666749

Sad day chumbuds.

I finally decided to go back to work after a year of neet mode and watching Gura. My hours are going to make catching streams pretty hard. On the plus side I'll have some more income for SCing my shark wife.

Hope you lads enjoy the stream today.

>> No.16666775

>>16666740
>pretty much every VPN is banned on this site.
holy fuck dude you dont need to tell people how new you are we get it.

>> No.16666802

>>16666749
good luck on your job bud

>> No.16666839

>>16666749
Good luck lad, if you can listen to the VODs through some earbuds, it will help you remain sane at work.

>> No.16666844

>>16666775
But he's right

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