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>> No.16595606

GURA LIVES!

>> No.16595644
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16595644

My shark wife

>> No.16595666

>>16595558
Is gura an alcoholic or something? I'm new to /vt/.

>> No.16595682

>>16584148
MANAGEMENT HATE

>> No.16595720
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>>16595682
What are you trying to achieve with these posts?

>> No.16595723

>>16595666
yeah we get drunk together every night

>> No.16595735

>>16595720
t. managerchama

>> No.16595788
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16595788

This schedule seems pretty interesting, I don't know half of these games. Also, I'm in love with Gura

>> No.16596019

>>16595682
based

>> No.16596076

JWU and I see that Gura has fixed my longstanding complaint of her not clearly marking non-stream days on her schedule. Thank you Gura! She also appears to have gotten a soulless asset for schedules which I do not like compared to her previous SOUL schedules. I do not thank you for wasting your money like this.

>> No.16596100
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>>16595558
Gura is FAT and SQUISHY

>> No.16596105

I hate the schedule, it's been 10 days since the last members stream and by the time she's finished with this week and takes another 3 day break, it will be over 3 weeks

>> No.16596111

I fucking missed her, but I'm daijoubu now.

>> No.16596131

>>16596105
Feel free to unmember.

>> No.16596188

>>16596131
>upset about lack of member streams
>"hey why don't you unmember and have no members streams?"
Retard, they are my favorite Gura content, I want more.

>> No.16596201

>>16596105
now, now
stop being greed
be just glad she streams again

>> No.16596205 [DELETED] 

Chumbies..... we arent going to turn into a cuck fanbase are we?
I really dont want that to ever happen.

>> No.16596221

I missed her so much. I think I'll order out and get something special for the stream and have a nice drink. What should I get?

>> No.16596247

>>16596221
*pisses in glass*

Here you go lol

>> No.16596250

>>16596105
This you? >>16589536

>> No.16596266

>>16596205
>we arent going to turn into a cuck fanbase are we?
our oshi isn't mori so no

>> No.16596274

>>16596247
Rude!

>> No.16596282

>>16596221
Taco Bell, make sure to tell them you're only ordering it because of Gura's shill stream, that way corporate will know it was worth paying her a five figure sum

>> No.16596325

>>16596221
I want a calzone right now so you should get a calzone

>> No.16596335

>>16596221
mcdonald

>> No.16596364

>>16596247
thanks Gura!

>> No.16596367

>>16596325
Calzones are fucking stupid

>> No.16596384
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>>16596221
get some chicken wings, in bone like gura and patricians prefer

>> No.16596392

>>16596367
Taste good though

>> No.16596412

>>16596384
i still want to know which sauce/flavor she likes

>> No.16596417

Gura (my wife) and I just had sex.

>> No.16596421 [DELETED] 

>>16596266
Well 6/10 EN members are for literal cucks now so.... its more common than you would like to think.

>> No.16596422

>>16596221
Get the big M and prepare it the Gura way (Medium burger dissected so you can reheat it in a pan & toaster the next day)

>> No.16596448

Mommy Gura giving out her same milk tonight

>> No.16596460

>>16596392
So does pizza but pizza doesn't scald the inside of your mouth.. Just get a pizza, if you want a calzone, fold the pizza in half

>> No.16596487

>>16596448
Same milk as what?

>> No.16596535
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>> No.16596543

>>16596460
They have different mouth feel. But yeah it's pretty much the same thing in a different shape.

>> No.16596568
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>>16596412
you can just ask her

>> No.16596613

>>16596535
Why would this frustrate me gura

>> No.16596631

>>16596613
It's not yours

>> No.16596648

>>16596412
Frank's RedHot mixed with far, far too much butter

>> No.16596710 [DELETED] 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYLYLoMMHSE
What are the odds Gura shows up in chat with an alt account?

>> No.16596737

>>16596710
nice bait cuckbeat

>> No.16596772

>>16596737
You don't like the Lorax either? You make Gura sad.

>> No.16596786

who

>> No.16596835

>>16596710
fuck off nijinigger

>> No.16596849

>>16596786
Two blocks down

>> No.16596890

>>16596772
NTA but that movie has ONE decent song and it reeks of Tumblr cum. Dr Seuss must be violently rolling on his grave.

>> No.16596892

>>16596421
>/10
IRyS...

>> No.16596927

>>16596892
>Gura hates IRyS
>I hate IRyS
WE ARE!!!!

>> No.16597028
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16597028

I'm in love with Gura!

>> No.16597110

Gura's back, we can ignore shitposting again.

>> No.16597128

Anyone have that room edit with the molded from RE7?

>> No.16597197

gura is emotionally unstable and will break down anyway now

>> No.16597236

>>16597197
anon she's a woman

>> No.16597249

>>16596890
You mean the song that got cut for How Bad Can I Be?

>> No.16597386

>>16597236
she is very unwell and will hurt herself or someone else

>> No.16597391
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>>16597197
I'll always be there for Gura.

>> No.16597398

>>16597386
yeah. me

>> No.16597407

>>16597386
What else did the voices tell you, anon?

>> No.16597468
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>>16597128

>> No.16597519

>>16597110
Gonna be hard for a bit. The deadbeats are throwing a fit all over the place atm.

>> No.16597567

>>16597468
I fucking lost it when I saw the mushroom man from Dark Souls.

>> No.16597615 [DELETED] 

>>16597519
>deadbeats
Those aren't deadbeats.

https://twitter.com/Melonturtle_/status/1483163114866720769
Here's the schedule dude. Gura must like his stuff if she got more from him.

>> No.16597664

>>16597615
He's showing off the loading screen she used exactly once, cute.

>> No.16597669

>>16597615
You would be surprised

>> No.16597748

>>16597664
I'd be proud too. Hes gotten more attention from Gura than (you).

>> No.16597776 [DELETED] 

>>16596421
I hope Gura collabs with males just to make guys like you loose your mind.

>> No.16597807

>>16597468
thank you, are you the pic's op?

>> No.16597809

>>16597615
it's very good design

>> No.16597816

>>16597776
Your sister just got done collating with (me)

>> No.16597855
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>>16597615
>gura can now recycle the schedule and save 5 minutes of work every week
sasuga shark, like unironically, that's some good optimization of workflow right there

>> No.16597879

>>16597855
>5 minutes
You overestimate her. That's 20 minutes saved AT LEAST.

>> No.16597898

>>16597776
Hello cuckbeat

>> No.16597917
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>>16597807
nope

>> No.16597923

>>16597468
Gura's apartment?

>> No.16597965

>>16596710
go away homo

>> No.16598016

>>16597615
Chumbuds, what is your excuse for not making Gura schedule shit? Draw something, then one of >us throw it together, and BUM!

>> No.16598141
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>>16597615
I specifically noticed that this schedule looked extra cute, sasuga Gura

>> No.16598180
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16598180

rare misprint gura

>> No.16598190

>>16598141
Gura traded her schedule's SOUL away for a minor increase in cuteness that will fade the instant she reuses the layout...

>> No.16598226
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>>16598141
Sasugura

>> No.16598268

>>16598190
I'm not sure she will. The fanart part should have been left blank so she could swap that every week

>> No.16598320

>>16598268
I'm holding out hope that that's a swappable layer.

>> No.16598349

>>16598268
Imagine how many fraud schedules we'd see if the raw asset that she definitely has was given out.

>> No.16598494

I love Gura, but you fags are all severely mentally ill

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>>16598494
>saying this now, in this thread
>not the last three threads that were all cataclysmic shitshows

>> No.16598636

Gura frame is up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=282&v=kZSFsa6c32c&feature=youtu.be
https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=282&v=kZSFsa6c32c&feature=youtu.be
https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=282&v=kZSFsa6c32c&feature=youtu.be

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>>16598494
This is a normal level of mental illness, friend. The severely mentally ill haven't shown up to this thread yet.

>> No.16598647

>>16598268
it's obviously a modular template. his demo shows two split days where she used one, and has two Zzz days where she used one. hopefully the start and end weekdays are also configurable, because surely she'll need to issue a schedule that doesn't run strictly monday-sunday almost immediately.

>> No.16598691

>>16598180
>Superhot VR
>VR
Oh nyo...

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>>16598494

>> No.16598710

>>16597776
Back to kiwifarms with you, fucker.

>> No.16598715

>he’s posting in here and global again

>> No.16598716

>>16598691
You don't like the cunny mic?

>> No.16598721

>>16598691
Oh Nyes!

>> No.16598760

>>16597776
>loose

>> No.16598806

>>16598691
It's gonna be a short stream. Poor motion sick shork.

>> No.16598859

>>16597776
gura will literally never collab with a male cope about it nijicuck

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>>16598859
gura already collabs (fucks) males off stream, the only one coping here is (you)

>> No.16598944

>>16598911
yea she collabs with me all the time

>> No.16598969
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>>16598911

>> No.16598990
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16598990

pissy cunny

>> No.16598999
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16598999

I can't tell who is trolling who anymore.

>> No.16599036

>>16598911
I think she's too autistic for that.

>> No.16599078
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16599078

Oh nyoo, some people got butt hurt.

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>>16599036
Don't mind him. He doesn't realize this girl's a bigger virgin than half of this thread.

>> No.16599081

>>16598911
yeah me also kys frogposter

>> No.16599146
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Remember to not reply to bait chumbies

>> No.16599229

>>16599083
>this girl's a bigger virgin than half of this thread.
You underestimate my power.

>> No.16599234 [DELETED] 

>>16599083
>20 something virgin girl in 2022

>> No.16599245

>>16599146
I'd rather suck on Gura's glow stick.

>> No.16599300

>>16599229
>>16599234
She just spent two and a half hours reciting the layout of a fucking Disney resort complex up to and including each individual hotel on the monorail system. You will kneel before her autism.

>> No.16599322
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>>16598999
These are confusing times.

>> No.16599333

>>16598806
super hot doesn't have a lot of movement

>> No.16599346

>>16598990
Lol, the “autistic” girls are always the easiest to put out at the first sign of attention

>> No.16599370

>>16599333
Gura finds a way

>> No.16599426

>>16599322
Nyobros.. I need more.

>> No.16599444
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>>16599346
so you mean I have a shot?

>> No.16599487

>>16599146
But how do I know if it's a bait?

>> No.16599488
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>>16599346
You would bend over backwards to find any way to think about dick my man, I hope you find help one day

>> No.16599509
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16599509

Gura cute Gura cute!

>> No.16599544
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16599544

Saw a duolingo ad on Gura's channel talking about speaking French. I thought that was pretty funny to see.

>> No.16599629

What's with all the doomposts lately? I think Gura has overall been much happier and more comfortable in her streaming than she was at debut, not sure why everyone suddenly thinks she's about to graduate or something.

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>> No.16599655
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>>16599426
Found this on Twitter

>> No.16599770

>>16599629
I think Sumi's graduation announcement just made everyone worry their oshi might be next, regardless of how likely that actually is

>> No.16599781

>>16599629
General uptick in Shitposters

>> No.16599800

>>16599655
Checked. Thank you nyobro.

>> No.16599832

>>16599629
I'm surprised that Gura made it her through her first few months given how she talked about those times

>> No.16599901

>>16599832
New clipfag here, what was going in the early streams?

>> No.16599912 [SPOILER] 
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16599912

>>16598016
fuk u

>> No.16599943

>>16599901
she was obviously very very nervous sounding

>> No.16600010

>>16599943
Thanks anon.

>> No.16600023

gura needs help urgently she is highly unstable

>> No.16600042

>>16599912
You better post that on twatter or i will.

>> No.16600059

>>16600042
nyo i demand it stay on /ggg/ and nowhere else

>> No.16600073

>>16600059
Fine.

>> No.16600084

>>16600023
I'm going to help her.. with my dick!

Yeah that probably won't solve her problem but it will at least feel good for me.

>> No.16600112

>>16599912
CUTE

>> No.16600149

>>16599912
>Magenta passed out while crying
Accurate, painfully accurate

>> No.16600157

>>16599901
Extremely nervous due to her popularity, didn't eat much, not too many people to rely on, etc.
Start watching streams, clipfag

>> No.16600162

>>16599912
Perfection

>> No.16600216

>>16598180
>small "no stream" hidden in the bottom right.
Guys you're scaring her

>> No.16600277

>>16600216
It's not even hidden

>> No.16600301

How come Gura isn't going to th gartic phone collab

>> No.16600319

>>16600157
Guilty as charged. Thank you for being the first to call me a clipfag.

>> No.16600320
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>Bunch of meme shit games
>No GTA
If it wasn't Gura, I'd be extra disappointed.

>> No.16600329

>>16599912
pretty good actually

>> No.16600351

>>16600277
I mean not LITERALLY hidden

>> No.16600362

>>16600301
because she's best girl

>> No.16600390

gura looked up how to tie a noose

>> No.16600397

>>16600301
She learned to dodge shitstorms a long time ago.

>> No.16600399

>>16599912
SOVL

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16600574

my wife in 4 hours

>> No.16600578

>>16600319
No worries. Gotta start somewhere. There's so much content to watch as well.
The worst part about being a clipfag is that you are led to believe that the best parts of a stream were already clipped, but that's not exactly true because a clipper's opinion on what's a good Gura moment may differ from yours.

>> No.16600626

>>16600351
They used to be literally hidden. This is an objective improvement.

>> No.16600663
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16600663

>>16599234
It's canon.

>> No.16600665

>>16600574
Can't wait, it feels like a year since I heard her voice.

>> No.16600701

>>16600390
Yeah I do that a few times a week. Isn't that normal?

>> No.16600720

>>16599234
You'd be surprised

>> No.16600721
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>>16600663
what I'm I looking for exactly?

>> No.16600763

>>16597615
>>16598180
Looking forward to the Bully stream
>Gura thinks one of the girls reminds her of a holo girl
>several button presses leads to deep tongue kissing
>surprised pikachu face

>> No.16600773

>>16600390
gura probably looks up really random stuff like medieval siege weaponry or how long a newt lives

>> No.16600817

>>16600721
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garter#Use_in_wedding_traditions

>> No.16600821

>>16600390
people attributing every weird thing in their recommendations to Gura is my favorite /vt/ meme

>> No.16600830

>>16600773
Wow, she's just like us.

>> No.16600859

>>16600773
she's just like me....
I'd pay money to see her google search history

>> No.16600892

>>16600721
The garter represents virginity.

>> No.16600906

>>16600892
yeah, me

>> No.16600968

>>16598180
>crypt of the necromancer
searching for this just gives me results for necroDancer so double misprint and its not fixed on the update either.

>> No.16601004

>>16600817
So she plays hockey, I knew it!

>> No.16601009

>>16600968
It's intentional, Gura is a romancer

>> No.16601072

>>16597855
The way she is I only expect to see her use it once or twice again at most before doing something else. Which I don't think is a bad thing

>> No.16601092

>>16600859
>2 girls kissing
>girls kissing anime
>ahoge tutorial

>> No.16601285
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>>16601004

>> No.16601316
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This is me and my cute sharkwife!

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>>16600859
I guess this is the closest we'll ever get

>> No.16601377

>>16601318
>israel
israel

>> No.16601435

There's Gura again. Tweeting a schedule and no frame is up. What a lazy bitch. Cancel incoming

>> No.16601486

>>16601318
Wow, something fake posted in /vt/. I'm surprised

>> No.16601522

>>16601486
how new

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>>16601486

>> No.16601585

>>16601522
Shut the fuck up retard, you sow doubt in no one. Goddamn /vt/ poster

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>>16601486
>he doesn't know

>> No.16601604

>>16601486
Newbud...

>> No.16601617

>>16601585
How new?

>> No.16601629

>>16600773
I don't think I have anything terribly weird in my youtube history, oddly.
I do have a Mitch Hedburg joke I don't remember looking up.

>> No.16601634

>>16601585
>new ip
you okay buddy?

>> No.16601646 [DELETED] 

>>16597615
>First name starts with J
>From the UK
Uh oh. Here we go again

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16601693

tonight we are going to find out just how good of a mother gura will be for my children

>> No.16601729 [DELETED] 

>>16597776
She already has in the past. When asked where the prostitutes were she said "right here" and asked for anal sex on stream.

>> No.16601765

>cuckbeats commiting vile acts of rrat necromancy

>> No.16601789
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>>16601646
Time loop LET'S GOOOO

>> No.16601791

>>16596105
People who take that much time off have a lazy work ethic. I noticed ame does it as well. Most people would be fired.

>> No.16601804 [DELETED] 

>>16599083
>Gura a virgin
Lol. Are all cumbuds really this delusional?

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16601868

Well, I ain't biting

>> No.16601890

Draw Gura OC shrimp

>> No.16601927 [DELETED] 

>>16601522
>>16601556
>>16601590
>>16601604
You retards don't recognize sarcasm? Lol. No wonder cumbuds believe Gura isn't getting plowed by males (not you) off stream

>> No.16601928
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16601928

Look at my cute shark wife!

>> No.16601971

>>16596412
She told me she likes ranch

>> No.16601983
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16601983

don't give him the replies he wants buds

>> No.16602003

WHERES THE FRAME YA DUMB LAZY BITCH????

>> No.16602029
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16602029

>>16602003

>> No.16602030

>>16601983
What you did is a reply.

>> No.16602034

when is goob going to have a gamer moment on stream

>> No.16602040

>>16601971
>RAM RANCH
A true Cowgirl.

>> No.16602062
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16602062

Just waiting for my Gura dose

>> No.16602075

>>16602034
Next time Gawr takes over.

>> No.16602084

>>16602034
>Gawr "Spics on spikes" Gura

>> No.16602086

>>16602034
The real reason the doesn't play dmc that much is that she's scared of sayting devil nigger instead of devil trigger.

>> No.16602109

Imagine being this lazy

>> No.16602129

>>16602109
I don't have to

>> No.16602142

>>16602034
It's pretty impressive how careful she can be.

>> No.16602164

>>16602109
>imagine

>> No.16602185

>>16602109
STOP IMAGINING

>> No.16602190

>>16602075
gawr says lots of naughty words

>> No.16602197

>>16600301
Gura and Mumei aren't allowed to participate in group collabs together, it would be too confusing for everyone else

>> No.16602213

It's almost the year anniversary of her Hololive karaoke. I hope she does that again someday. I really enjoyed it

>> No.16602214
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16602214

>> No.16602228

>>16601092
>crying emoji meaning

>> No.16602231

>>16601318
is this real

>> No.16602249

>>16602231
Yes.

>> No.16602275

>>16602231
Totally

>> No.16602334
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16602334

>>16602231
I mean, look at how round is her belly.

>> No.16602362

>>16602197
I'm genuinely bewildered as to why people keep saying this when Mumei sounds much more like Fauna.

>> No.16602426

>>16602362
what?

>> No.16602429

>>16602231
no, the cat is actually a guy in a suit greenscreened/chromakeyed into the scene

>> No.16602484

>>16602426
Anon, his hearing is... Special.

>> No.16602594

>>16602426
you can put it on me having never watched a council solo stream (not even the debuts) but whenever they're both on vc with Gura i can't tell their voices apart

>> No.16603107

>>16599912
Very nice!

>> No.16603144

how do people find frames the instant they're made?

>> No.16603182

>>16603144
im sitting next to her when she makes them

>> No.16603186

Gura is really dragging out putting up the reserve stream, isn't she?

>> No.16603214

Will KSON watch Gura's Ark stream?

>> No.16603216

>>16603186
Not really. This is still well within normal parameters for her.

>> No.16603283

>>16596412
Did she rank all the sauces once?

>> No.16603303

>>16603283
idk but I ordered some lemon pepper wings

>> No.16603325 [DELETED] 

thats weird, did calli really donate on twitch to the connor dude? i thought that was just a /vt/ rrat

>> No.16603329

<<Hey Hooman, still alive?>>

>> No.16603334

>>16603283
There's been sauce chat in multiple streams. Her favorite is still Ame's saliva.

>> No.16603345

>>16602362
I think when Mumei is using her "streamer voice" it's not that much like Gura's, but occasionally when she lets her guard down and talks more naturally there's moments where you could swear Gura was talking.

>> No.16603365
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16603365

Waking up to a schedule definitely made my day. Was not expecting all these games she's never played before, but should be interesting.

>> No.16603375
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16603375

dear god they're barely trying

gura fat tail

>> No.16603376

>>16600320
>No Terraria with IRyS
I am regardless.

>> No.16603390

>>16603325
Connor donated to Gura before

>> No.16603425
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16603425

>>16603375
Literally bigger than her. I want to hug it.

>> No.16603433
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16603433

>>16603375
That's a very F A T tail!

>> No.16603436

Wait, it's garTic phone? I always thought it was garLic phone what the fuck

>> No.16603447

>>16601318
>/u/
>pregnancy

>> No.16603452
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>>16603329
Wrong thread.

>> No.16603464
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16603464

>>16603436
I did for a little while too. lol

>> No.16603491

>>16603464
holy fuck i need to correct

>> No.16603490

>>16603436
Anon..... Your reading reps.

>> No.16603503

>>16602062
I want to rub my dick on her tail physics

>> No.16603528
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16603528

>>16603491

>> No.16603553
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16603553

Why she chose this game?

>> No.16603562

gura should ___

>> No.16603577

>>16603553
yeah, me

>> No.16603592

>>16603553
practice (for me)

>> No.16603598
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16603598

>>16603528
Because she's pregnant with me

>> No.16603604

I used the Gura songs mega to find which songs she's sung the most. It's not the best because some of these are multiple takes from the same karaoke but yeah.

8 : Take Me Home, Country Roads
.\2020\2020-10-31 - Campfire Karaoke\11 - Take Me Home, Country Roads.m4a
.\2020\2020-11-12 - Unarchived Karaoke\03 - Take Me Home, Country Roads.m4a
.\2021\2021-01-15 - Ukulele Jam Night\11 - Take Me Home, Country Roads.m4a
.\2021\2021-05-01 - Campfire Singing\10 - Take Me Home, Country Roads.m4a
.\2021\2021-05-01 - Campfire Singing\11 - Take Me Home, Country Roads.m4a
.\2021\2021-05-09 - Hello Everynyan\01 - Take Me Home, Country Roads.m4a
.\2021\2021-06-07 - Short Sing\10 - Take Me Home, Country Roads (featuring Amelia Watson).m4a
.\2021\2021-09-05 - Chill Karaoke\08 - Take Me Home, Country Roads (featuring Mori Calliope).m4a

6 : Fly Me to the Moon
.\2020\2020-09-30 - Karaoke\06 - Fly Me to the Moon.m4a
.\2020\2020-12-20 - Jazz Lounge Karaoke\01 - Fly Me to the Moon.m4a
.\2021\2021-03-11 - Ukulele & Karaoke\19 - Fly Me to the Moon.m4a
.\2021\2021-08-17 - Gawr\08 - Fly Me to the Moon.m4a
.\2021\2021-08-28 - Unarchived Karaoke\07 - Fly Me to the Moon.m4a
.\2021\2021-09-05 - Chill Karaoke\16 - Fly Me to the Moon.m4a

6 : Part of Your World
.\2021\2021-02-23 - Unarchived Karaoke\05 - Part of Your World.m4a
.\2021\2021-02-23 - Unarchived Karaoke\06 - Part of Your World.m4a
.\2021\2021-03-11 - Ukulele & Karaoke\09 - Part of Your World.m4a
.\2021\2021-03-11 - Ukulele & Karaoke\10 - Part of Your World.m4a
.\2021\2021-09-05 - Chill Karaoke\07 - Part of Your World (featuring Amelia Watson).m4a
.\2021\2021-11-17 - Dino Karaoke\10 - Part of Your World.m4a

5 : The Moon Song
.\2020\2020-10-31 - Campfire Karaoke\06 - The Moon Song.m4a
.\2020\2020-10-31 - Campfire Karaoke\13 - The Moon Song.m4a
.\2021\2021-01-15 - Ukulele Jam Night\12 - The Moon Song.m4a
.\2021\2021-04-16 - Unarchived Karaoke\23 - The Moon Song.m4a
.\2021\2021-05-09 - Hello Everynyan\02 - The Moon Song.m4a

5 : Plastic Love
.\2020\2020-10-31 - Campfire Karaoke\07 - Plastic Love.m4a
.\2020\2020-11-12 - Unarchived Karaoke\01 - Plastic Love.m4a
.\2021\2021-03-11 - Ukulele & Karaoke\14 - Plastic Love.m4a
.\2021\2021-09-15 - Jazzy Karaoke\14 - Plastic Love.m4a
.\2021\2021-09-15 - Jazzy Karaoke\15 - Plastic Love.m4a

5 : Song of the Ancients
.\2021\2021-01-15 - Ukulele Jam Night\09 - Song of the Ancients.m4a
.\2021\2021-01-15 - Ukulele Jam Night\10 - Song of the Ancients.m4a
.\2021\2021-03-11 - Ukulele & Karaoke\08 - Song of the Ancients.m4a
.\2021\2021-04-16 - Unarchived Karaoke\21 - Song of the Ancients.m4a
.\2021\2021-05-01 - Campfire Singing\03 - Song of the Ancients.m4a

4 : Ride on Time
.\2020\2020-09-12 - Debut Stream\01 - Ride on Time.m4a
.\2020\2020-09-30 - Karaoke\01 - Ride on Time.m4a
.\2020\2020-11-12 - Unarchived Karaoke\09 - Ride on Time.m4a
.\2021\2021-09-12 - 1 Year Anniversary\01 - Ride on Time.m4a

4 : Mousou Express
.\2020\2020-09-30 - Karaoke\11 - Mousou Express.m4a
.\2021\2021-03-11 - Ukulele & Karaoke\06 - Mousou Express.m4a
.\2021\2021-09-15 - Jazzy Karaoke\12 - Mousou Express.m4a
.\2021\2021-09-15 - Jazzy Karaoke\13 - Mousou Express.m4a

4 : Stay With Me
.\2020\2020-11-13 - Unarchived Karaoke\03 - Stay With Me.m4a
.\2021\2021-03-11 - Ukulele & Karaoke\15 - Stay With Me.m4a
.\2021\2021-08-28 - Unarchived Karaoke\03 - Stay With Me.m4a
.\2021\2021-09-05 - Chill Karaoke\01 - Stay With Me.m4a

4 : Live Again
.\2021\2021-01-22 - 2 Million Party\03 - Live Again.m4a
.\2021\2021-01-22 - 2 Million Party\10 - Live Again.m4a
.\2021\2021-04-28 - AI Dungeon\01 - Live Again.m4a
.\2021\2021-05-01 - Campfire Singing\05 - Live Again.m4a

4 : Reflection
.\2021\2021-04-16 - Unarchived Karaoke\24 - Reflection.m4a
.\2021\2021-04-16 - Unarchived Karaoke\25 - Reflection.m4a
.\2021\2021-09-15 - Jazzy Karaoke\21 - Reflection (featuring Amelia Watson).m4a
.\2021\2021-10-04 - Unarchived Karaoke\19 - Reflection.m4a

4 : Skyfall
.\2021\2021-05-20 - Unarchived Karaoke\02 - Skyfall.m4a
.\2021\2021-05-20 - Unarchived Karaoke\21 - Skyfall.m4a
.\2021\2021-06-07 - Short Sing\14 - Skyfall.m4a
.\2021\2021-06-18 - Unarchived Karaoke\09 - Skyfall.m4a

4 : I Beg You
.\2021\2021-06-07 - Short Sing\06 - I Beg You.m4a
.\2021\2021-06-07 - Short Sing\07 - I Beg You.m4a
.\2021\2021-06-07 - Short Sing\08 - I Beg You.m4a
.\2021\2021-06-18 - Unarchived Karaoke\02 - I Beg You.m4a

>> No.16603605

>>16603553
She's usually extra horny after a long break.

>> No.16603619

>>16603553
Trying to out-dogwhistle Irys.

>> No.16603639
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16603639

>>16603604
I see, interesting.

>> No.16603650

>>16603553
Never heard about that game but this might be fun.
Also, me.

>> No.16603668

>>16603553
does this game have the baby making part?

>> No.16603721
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16603721

Did goop goop commit die?

>> No.16603769

>>16603553
She enjoys teasing the shit out of us. This samegaki...

>> No.16603786

>>16603553
Probably because everyone else played it. Its trash, like among the sleep levels of trash but wacky!!

>> No.16603798

>>16603721
goop goop melted into goo

>> No.16603811

>>16603604
>8 : Take Me Home, Country Roads
w

>> No.16603818

>>16603553
She knows exactly what she's doing

>> No.16603822

>>16603798
Consoom the goop goop goo.

>> No.16603824
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16603824

>>16603798
gooruh...

>> No.16603888

>>16603553
She got a lot of shit for the "where baby sharks come from" thing. Call this doubling down.

>> No.16603963

>>16603390
When? I've just seen him donate to Ame

>> No.16603971

>>16603888
if by shit you mean GuraMM

>> No.16603992

>>16603824
Cute!

>> No.16604021

>>16603822
that makes you turn into gura

>> No.16604041

>>16604021
*consumes faster*

>> No.16604042

>>16604021
BECOME GURA

>> No.16604045

>>16603553
baby check

>> No.16604051
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>>16604021
UUUUOOOOOOHHH

>> No.16604057

>>16604021
BECOME

>> No.16604255
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16604255

>Become Gura by consuming goo
>Show Gura and tease her about all the things you're going to do as her
>She gets angry and Gawr comes out to correct you

>> No.16604285

Seriously Gura, where is the frame? WHY IS SHE LAZY. SOMEONE TELL ME WHY

>> No.16604298

>>16603822
Who gooped all my goopgoop? a mystery...

>> No.16604345

>>16604285
She doesn't want autism in her chat. And closing it would be too much effort?

>> No.16604369 [DELETED] 

>>16599083
>Gura a virgin
Are you retarded?

>> No.16604474

>>16604345
Probably sleeping desu

>> No.16604505

>>16604345
Oh yeah. She doesn't want to face the truth and see people in chat calling her out for being lazy and not giving a heads up that she was taking a week break. She did the crime, now do the time

>> No.16604603 [DELETED] 

>>16604369
No

>> No.16604658

>>16604285
She's cancelling the stream today. Just hasn't announced it yet.

>> No.16604788

>>16599234
>This Anon has only ever met sluts
How sad

>> No.16604798

Cancelation incoming. Feel free to grudgepost

>> No.16604824

>>16595723
she likes b-b-b-bacardi

>> No.16604850

she cancelled the stream because I raped her

>> No.16604855
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>>16604658
>>16604798
I'm going to strangle both of you if this happens

>> No.16604884

>>16604855
It'd be quite funny if it did happen.

>> No.16604918

>>16603604
I love her song of the ancients so much, weight of the world when?

>> No.16604952

every time she feels forced to stream by her subhuman fans, graduation hastens

>> No.16605032

but gooruh... the frame...

>> No.16605033
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>> No.16605054
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16605054

>> No.16605057

>>16605033
Based edit.

>> No.16605063

>>16604952
She only had a 2 hour collab in the past 7 days. That's enough time off

>> No.16605074
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16605074

she will post it soon, r-right buds?

>> No.16605079 [DELETED] 

>>16604369
Gura is a virgin.

>> No.16605093
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16605093

>>16603553
Me

>> No.16605139
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16605139

two hours until sharkwife

>> No.16605161

>>16605074
What's the shortest notice she's put it up before? 30mins?

>> No.16605162

>>16605139
So flat... T u T

>> No.16605231 [SPOILER] 
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16605231

Make sure to rub Gura's chin

>> No.16605352
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16605352

>>16605231
What the fuck?

>> No.16605371

>>16605231
>brap

>> No.16605376

>>16595666
Welcome to vt satan

>> No.16605381

>>16605231
Lmao what the fuck

>> No.16605382
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16605382

>>16605231
>ahegao

>> No.16605390

>>16605231
Is it male or female? this is important.

>> No.16605392

>>16605231
I don't appreciate them calling me creepy

>> No.16605409
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16605409

>>16605231
I can't tell what headlines are real anymore

>> No.16605434
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16605434

>>16605409

>> No.16605450

Lol, she is gonna cancel. Get ready for the tweet

>> No.16605456
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16605456

>>16605434
but im already dating a shark

>> No.16605471

>>16605434
plz be real

>> No.16605478
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16605478

>> No.16605499

>>16605409
>posted by timw_brap

>> No.16605530
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>> No.16605538

>>16605434
>need to become a scientist with an atomic bomb to date Gura
It will be tough but I'm gonna do it

>> No.16605553

>>16605450
I'm tying the noose now

>> No.16605581
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16605581

Sorry the frame isn't up yet, me and Gura are too busy cuddling and laughing at the antis in this thread. She'll have it up soon

>> No.16605611

>Something came up so I have to cancel, Huhaha

>> No.16605622

>>16605581
this is my post

>> No.16605631

>>16605611
>something came
yeah, me

>> No.16605678

>>16605581
>>16605622
Both me

>> No.16605680

>>16605450
She'll be here, I believe in her.

>> No.16605693

>>16605409
why would you doubt that it is real
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEu1qsFMOdk

>> No.16605695

>>16605352
>>16605381
>>16605390
Judging from the video it was a she https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEu1qsFMOdk..


Also, Should we ask Gura to play this? https://store.steampowered.com/app/666020/Shark_Dating_Simulator_XL/

>> No.16605696

>>16605631
you came already? Disappointing.

>> No.16605711 [DELETED] 
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16605711

>>16605611
>came
Definitely, me.

>> No.16605730

>>16605696
s-sorry, I'll try to do better next time

>> No.16605742
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16605742

>>16605696

>> No.16605758

CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM

>> No.16605803

>>16605695
That game looks fucking awful. So yeah could be fun? I like when she shits on bad indie games and indie devs

>> No.16605825
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16605825

>> No.16605854
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16605854

>>16605581
I don't know why you people make posts like this. Just change "me" to a male name and its a cuckpost. Stop it.

>> No.16605857

>>16605711
You have any idea how hard it is to get cum out of a shark hat?
Do you??

>> No.16605872

>>16605803
>"shark dating simulator XL" after the Valentines members ASMR
wouldn't that be nice?

>> No.16605890
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16605890

>>16605857
oh nyo

>> No.16605903

>>16605857
I mean, there is a reason she rarely washes her hoodie. She is a smellfag after all

>> No.16605910

>>16605890
all mine

>> No.16605945

>>16605854
>The meaning of a sentence changes when you change a word
Well no shit anon.
Also, >>16605581 is my post. Sorry, forgot to let you guys know.

>> No.16605995
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16605995

>>16605890
The hairs

>> No.16606035

>>16605995
sorry i forgot to shave

>> No.16606100
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16606100

>>16606035
>shaving
Twink, at least trim it. Don't be a shaved balls faggot.

>> No.16606135
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16606135

a-any second now...

>> No.16606139

>>16605693
I don't know anymore

>> No.16606222

Tummy hort tweet any minute now

>> No.16606228

>>16605890
Do you think Gura would use her hands to scoop the cum into her mouth when she goes to clean up?

>> No.16606266

>>16606228
Definitely, she wouldn't let so many Chumbuds' effort go to waste

>> No.16606274

>>16605945
>meaning of a sentence changes
But it didn't, that's my point. It just becomes more obvious when you use a name. He could of used his own name and the meaning wouldn't have changed. Its disgusting and hypocritical, but whatever I'll drop it.

>> No.16606291

>>16606139
The strongest power humans have over the animal kingdom is the ability to tame animals by caressing them.
Truly mind blowing.

>> No.16606302

>>16605995
Okay, who told Gura to drink the Jar Juice?

>> No.16606314

>>16606274
hello fellow autist, i too am an autist

>> No.16606320

>>16606291
I want to tame Gura by "caressing" her.

>> No.16606371

She's going stream and you're all going to feel bad for doubting her.

>> No.16606377
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16606377

I'm not exactly mentally stable myself, but sometimes it really hits me just how fucking weird some of you are

>> No.16606389

>>16606371
I don't doubt my sharkwife

>> No.16606401

>>16606291
Some people just max animal handling. Its honestly mindblowing.

>> No.16606424

>>16606377
this thread isn't even bad lol. i've seen some pretty fucked up shit. you get used to it.

>> No.16606450

>>16606371
i'm not doubting her, i'm just worried something's been really wrong.

>> No.16606451
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16606451

>>16606377
Where do you think you are, Sharkie.

>> No.16606498

>>16606377
who gives a shit, its not like anyone's gonna see what you said or who said it

>> No.16606524

>releases a schedule
>still doesn't stream
nice oshi cumbuds

>> No.16606566

>>16606524
Just a high level power move on her part.

>> No.16606611

>>16606498
This is true. There's nowhere else I can freely post about how horny Gura makes me and all the things I want to do with her. Or how hopelessly head over heels in love with her I am...

>> No.16606628
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16606628

>>16606524
She is showing who is boss.

>> No.16606657

>>16606401
>>16606291
I want one of those domesticated foxes the Russians have been making. Humanity can be cool.

>> No.16606686
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16606686

>>16606524
Gura works in mysterious ways

>> No.16606725

>>16606657
I really wanted one too. But then I looked into how much work it would actually be and decided I would be better off just visiting a fox sanctuary or something someday.

>> No.16606746

>>16606686
>Gura works
lol

>> No.16606758

>>16606725
Yep, exotic pets are hard work.

>> No.16606851
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16606851

Are you frustrated?

>> No.16606855
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16606855

>> No.16606867

>>16606851
i'm just worried about her

>> No.16606872

>>16606851
Not at the moment, but I am slightly concerned.

>> No.16606879

>>16606851
only sexually

>> No.16606881

I bet goober thinks the schedule starts tomorrow

>> No.16606905

>>16606881
It does.

>> No.16606920

>>16606725
I hear their pee stinks too. I know how unrealistic it is to own one. But it would be cool!

>> No.16606942

>>16606746
t. jobless

>> No.16606965

If I had passive aggressive to say to call her out, I'd tell her that I guess a week break is a normal break now, huh?

>> No.16606976

>>16606942
It's always the fucking greys.

>> No.16606986

>>16606920
Yeah, they're apparently very stinky. It definitely would be cool, just gotta make sure you've got the resources and patience for it.

>> No.16606991

>>16606942
i don't work and i guarantee i still make more money than you. seethe harder wage slave.

>> No.16607048
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16607048

>frame
Where did the use of this word even originate from? Just call it a stream reservation like a normal person.

>> No.16607061

>>16607048
Japs

>> No.16607068

>>16606905
No it doesnt it clearly says monday?
Am i missing a joke or is the joke that you lied to me?

>> No.16607086

>>16606377
If gura doesn't stream I am legitimately going to cry

>> No.16607101
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16607101

>>16607068

>> No.16607115

when is goda playing sonic adventure

>> No.16607127

>>16607086
You need to seek help. That isn't healthy.

>> No.16607136

>>16607115
Tomorrow on a members stream.

>> No.16607140

>>16603769
correction is needed

>> No.16607178

>>16607048
Listen man I know you are a new fag but at least tone it down a little.

>> No.16607188

>>16607136
based

>> No.16607209

she's just gonna put the frame up last minute so she doesn't have to see people talking about her week long break in pre-chat. stop worrying.

>> No.16607212
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16607212

>bully
Does this mean Gawr will make an appearance?

>> No.16607215

>>16606851
That's my secret. I'm always frustrated.

>> No.16607232
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16607232

Do you think she fell asleep or something?

>> No.16607250

>>16607212
You know it

>> No.16607273

>>16607232
I'm something.

>> No.16607288

gura already made the frame but she forgot to unprivate it and now she's crying because prechat is completely empty and she thinks all her fans abandoned her

>> No.16607307

>>16607232
Probably stayed up all night before she posted the schedule and then fell asleep

>> No.16607340

>>16607209
She wouldn't have to worry about that if she was just honest and said "hey, I'm taking a week long break, be back Monday."

>> No.16607343
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16607343

>>16607288
guwa...

>> No.16607354

canceled stream, retweet of Cover's official statement of her graduation later

>> No.16607360
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16607360

WAKE UP SHARKY

>> No.16607365

>>16607288
Stop coming up with hypotheticals that make me feel sad. They make me feel sad.

>> No.16607369

>>16607209
Gura can't take valid criticism just like how this general always trying hard to defend her behavior. It checks out.

>> No.16607379

>>16607212
>Gura is close to 4 million
Please Gura ask for a model update for a ''Gawr mode''

>> No.16607384

>>16607178
So you can't explain how the word "frame" relates at all to a stream. Got it.

>> No.16607395

>I wanna communicate better with my fans
Lol

>> No.16607411

>>16607384
there is no stream
there is only the frame of a web page around it

>> No.16607421

I expect to see activity on Youtube within 7 minutes

>> No.16607446
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16607446

Check out this dorky shark!

>> No.16607459

>>16607384
You didnt ask what frame ment you asked why people are using it you retarded faggot.

>> No.16607462
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16607462

It's over.

>> No.16607481

>>16607384
Not him but it translates from JP to English as "frame" instead of reservation. That's it, it's a joke. Holy newfag

>> No.16607509

>>16607127
I like gura

>> No.16607508

>Frame comes up 10 minutes after stream was supposed to start and gura says "sry oberslep"
Do you forgive her

>> No.16607517

>>16607446
those glasses are just too big for her head lol

>> No.16607524

>>16607508
of course

>> No.16607529

>>16607508
Honestly no because she just slept for a week

>> No.16607537
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16607537

Wait 5 minutes, if nothing happens wait 30, if nothing happens panic

>> No.16607547

>>16607508
I send her an akasupa so she can buy a 24 pack of redbulls.

>> No.16607558

>>16607508
No. I will stop watching Gura forever because she was 10 minutes late.

>> No.16607562

>>16607384
It's the time FRAME for when the stream starts you absolute dumbass

>> No.16607570

>>16607537
Fuck waiting I'm going to panic now

>> No.16607584

I've been waiting for so long that I don't think I care anymore

>> No.16607610

>>16607529
You know it's pretty easy to prove you wrong, right?

>> No.16607623

[nervous panting]

>> No.16607640

>>16607623
I want to fuck nervous Gura

>> No.16607642
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16607642

please be patient, sharkie's internet machine broke and she is trying to fix it

>> No.16607650
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16607650

>>16607508
Yes, because I'm the same way and completely understand

>> No.16607651

>>16607610
SHE WAS AWAKE FOR TWO HOURS ONE DAY DEBONKED!!!!!
go back faggot

>> No.16607655

post female shark nudes

>> No.16607691

>>16607446
Every time I do it makes me laugh

>> No.16607709 [SPOILER] 
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16607709

>>16607655

>> No.16607723
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16607723

>>16607517
>>16607691
LOL I know! it's hilarious!

>> No.16607733

>>16607709
Fucking Gura right in her shark womb...

>> No.16607750

Maybe she lost power. Quite windy in the Mid Alantic and Northeast. Flordia rrats be damned

>> No.16607773

>>16607651
Lmao still wrong, but good job, anon-kun

>> No.16607786

>>16607750
I live nextdoor to gura. Power is fine. She's just snoozin

>> No.16607800
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16607800

I hope Gura is okay.

>> No.16607816
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16607816

I napped for 4 hours so I wouldn't be tired watching my love

>> No.16607839

>>16607773
nta but I dont think he ment Gura went into a literal hibernation for a week.
She had 9 days out of 10 days off that is plenty of time to sleep.

>> No.16607878
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16607878

y'all prepared to be blasted by gura's love-laced heavy ordnance?

>> No.16607923

I mean her internet issue has been a problem in the past

>> No.16607944 [DELETED] 
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16607944

>>16607655
You like mosquito bites?

>> No.16607960

>>16607508
this board would cause a greater shitstorm over Gura being 10 minutes late than they did about ina being 2 hours late.

>> No.16607979
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16607979

>>16607944
UOOOOOOOHHHHHH

>> No.16607989

>>16607944
IS THAT!?

>> No.16607995

>>16607944
Show cun

>> No.16607999

>>16607944
I'd skeeter all over that

>> No.16608001
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16608001

>>16607878
It isn't a karaoke, but it will definitely make a number on some of us.

>> No.16608084
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16608084

Here's an updated schedule chumbies, huhaha.

>> No.16608085

>>16600320
>no GTA
Bully is basically GTA but less edgy

>>16605695
>early access
>released 2017
>furry shit
yeah how about no

>> No.16608087
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16608087

>>16607655
Shark cunny

>> No.16608095

>>16607878
It's insane how much power she yields over us.

>> No.16608111

>>16608084
i'm frustrated huhaha

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16608114

>>16607995
Face is bad but cun is cun

>> No.16608121
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16608121

>>16608084

>> No.16608151

>>16608087
mating press

>> No.16608177

>>16608114
abayuoooooooh

>> No.16608194

>>16608114
Enjoy your vacation, mad lad.

>> No.16608195

>>16608114
I've blasted to the feet in that but I meant the doll's, lol

>> No.16608213
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16608213

I bet she won't even tweet about the cancelation

>> No.16608218

>>16608114
She looks so inviting.

>> No.16608232

>>16608195
I ain't got the goods on the dolls cun. Maybe someone else does

>> No.16608237

>>16608084
>still playing ark
AAAAHHHHHHHHH

>> No.16608247

>>16608114
Love this image but those fucking hands...

>> No.16608280
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16608280

>>16608114
this looks traced

>> No.16608284

>>16608095
Fine by me, I like it

>> No.16608311

>>16608114
Face isn't even bad here desu

>> No.16608326
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16608326

>>16607878
I just want to see her...

>> No.16608336

kek, the way you guys were panicking I thought the stream was supposed to start 13 minutes ago. you've been watching Gura for this long and don't realize sometimes she puts the reservation up late as fuck?

>> No.16608367

gura is not streaming because she is in severe emotional distress. she is not okay i told you this.

>> No.16608371

I know I shouldn't be goncerned, but I'm starting to be.

>> No.16608409

>>16608336
She rarely puts it up less than an hour before starting.

>> No.16608417
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16608417

I just want to hold her in my arms and let her cry and talk about whatever it is that is bothering her.
But I can't. And that hurts.

>> No.16608419

>>16608247
>Gura's manly hand on your dick UUUOOOOHHH?

>> No.16608421

>>16608367
Post mortem holiday depression?

>> No.16608423
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16608423

tummy hort

>> No.16608449

MANAGER I KNOW YOU'RE HERE, CALL HER PHONE AND WAKE HER UP PLEASE

>> No.16608460

>>16608423
FEEL BETTER GURA

>> No.16608466

>>16603963
I think he donated during her subliminal and Gura ignored him so he complained on Twitter or something.

>> No.16608468

>>16608367
Do you think gura will do a flip?

>> No.16608470

Expect stream soon from Kiara

>> No.16608520

>>16608417
You are goslingposting before she's even here.

>> No.16608527
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16608527

>>16608084
Fine by me

>> No.16608534

The frame isn't up yet because she's been too busy messaging me. She wants me to be the father of her child for the stream tonight

>> No.16608535

>>16608449
>Gura...
>Oh shi-

>> No.16608566

She either
1.) Took nap and forgot to set an alarm/slept through it
2.) Thinks she set the frame but set it to private my mistake
3.) Is taunting the fuck out of us for going so crazy while she was gone
4.) Internet hort, though if this was the case I'd expect her to have panic-tweeted by now at the very least so she could use it to take the night off again

>> No.16608570

https://www.pixiv.net/artworks/95351319

>> No.16608595
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16608595

>>16608520
I always goslingpost. I have become gosling.

>> No.16608626

>>16608566
I think her being asleep is likely but she's normally pretty good at waking up when she needs to.

>> No.16608632

>>16608151
Aren't legs required for a mating press?

>> No.16608654
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16608654

>>16608595
same desu

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16608664

>>16608570
Fucking brat!!
I will correct her...

>> No.16608694

>>16608566
You should know Gura by now either being a lazy fuck or she's being bombarded by sponsorships streams or projects.

>> No.16608712

cancelation tweet in about 10 minutes

>> No.16608721

Kiara better save us...

>> No.16608751

>>16608566
if its her internet then she is waiting til the last minute in case it comes back you asshat

>> No.16608786

>>16608566
1 and 2

>> No.16608791

>>16608721
Kiara should save her breath instead.

>> No.16608798

>>16608566
Or her power went out

>> No.16608818

>>16608466
i can't find it in the logs, so if that happened, then the SC was deleted from the replay prior to june.

>> No.16608821

>>16608798
Too bad phones dont exist

>> No.16608831

it's not the internet, she doesn't want people shitting on her in pre-chat while hundreds of others defend her

>> No.16608836

WAKE UP

>> No.16608846

>>16608798
And mysteriously drained her phone/ipad/holophone battery at the same time?

>> No.16608851

>>16608831
Can't she simply turn off prechat

>> No.16608871

>>16608821
She's already said her hololive phone doesn't have a data plan

>> No.16608874

>>16608831
she's put up frames with chat disabled before. for months that was her SOP.

>> No.16608875

>>16608632
I will grasp her fins.

>> No.16608885
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16608885

I sorry everyone. I sent her a Superchat in her last solo stream and she hasn't streamed since.

>> No.16608894
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16608894

I hurt myself today
To see If I still feel

>> No.16608897

>>16608851
no, because they will go: uhhh why pre-chat disabled? does she fear criticism?

>> No.16608902

>>16608831
I can see this but you can just not enable pre-chat, Ame does that all the time

>> No.16608906

>>16608851
Than normies would know something is wrong.
>>16608871
I know but that is still a retarded excuse

>> No.16608929

>>16608836
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ys69fYkl6nA

>> No.16608931

>>16608846
Yes

>> No.16608961

>>16608906
no stream thumbnail is an even bigger sign something is wrong

>> No.16608972
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16608972

>>16608791
Kek.

>> No.16608999

>>16608466
Pretty sure that was the other guy I think he got canceled for wanting nudes from a 17 year old

>> No.16609001

What if Gura actually lived on Tonga?

>> No.16609011

We'll know in 4 minutes

>> No.16609046

>>16608999
Hard to keep track of all the e-celeb rapists.

>> No.16609053

>>16609001
Tonga...

>> No.16609077

>>16608999
no, that was a SOMA stream

>> No.16609087

>>16609001
Tonga?

>> No.16609092
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16609092

>put out schedule to let everyone know what's going on
>OH MY GOD WHAT'S GOING ON

>> No.16609142

>>16609092
Anon, your time reps

>> No.16609148

>>16608929
Huh, I only saw the animation that included Korone.

>> No.16609185
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16609185

>30 minutes
Im actually starting to get worried.

>> No.16609191

>>16609148
Yeah, that one is fun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdR-8Ne5x8w
Other one is interesting for the creepy ending

>> No.16609210

>7:30
HELP I'M PANICING!

>> No.16609211
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16609211

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.16609217
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16609217

s-soon, right chumbies???

>> No.16609220

>>16609092
Sometimes the chumbuds rival gura in their stupidity.

>> No.16609272

>30 minutes notification already lost
Bros....

>> No.16609273

>>16609053
>>16609087
Tonga my dick lmao

>> No.16609278

>>16609092
>>16609220
When was the last time she waited this long to put up a frame?

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16609325

>>16609273

>> No.16609329

>>16609077
his is still in the superliminal chat log. i can't find any evidence of the other guy in all of 2020 or 2021.

>> No.16609347

>>16608818
>>16608999
Ahh yeah that was Carson I was thinking of, my bad. Just kind of assumed it was the same guy all this time.

>> No.16609358

I won't give up.

>> No.16609357

GURA PLEASE FRAME DOKO

>> No.16609365
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16609365

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GB5hS0uv-Nk
Thread theme as of 7:33pm Eastern

>> No.16609371

>>16603604
>Mousou Express that high
jeez I never thought that Gura sang that song that much
Gura if you can read this please do more I Adore

>> No.16609386

She's dead

>> No.16609391
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16609391

>>16609358

>> No.16609399

starting to believe the theory that she thinks today is yesterday and mother simulator is tomorrow...

>> No.16609403

>>16609386
same desu

>> No.16609410

>>16609347
>carson drops by gura's chat
>goes unnoticed
>another youtuber says hi
>"oh my god was that x?"
Kek.

>> No.16609433

>>16603604
i know i am terribly behind but i think wonderwall will likely make the list once it's caught up.

>> No.16609453

>>16609399
I could say I believe it but she almost always streams on the same day that she releases the schedule

>> No.16609529
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16609529

take your bets! is it
>shork brain
>tummy hort
>Cover hate
>chubi chewed the chable
>literal emergency by act of God

>> No.16609533

>>16608466
has gura ever given attention to any of the redditor checkmarks that pop up in her chat?

>> No.16609565

>>16609533
Nah she's pretty good about distancing herself from that kind of shit and ignoring people in chat that insist on trying to draw her attention to it.

>> No.16609583

>>16609533
yeah she drew this one guy a shark picture one time. she also responded to one of his messages in a watchalong stream. she didn't say his name though.

>> No.16609606

>>16609583
fuck off

>> No.16609620

>>16609533
She acknowledges artists occasionally.

>> No.16609621

>>16609533
Gura has an anti-leech policy and I love her for doing that

>> No.16609624

please dont do this to me gura im already at my limit i cant take it im not strong enoungh i need you please

>> No.16609640

>>16609606
I'm telling the truth and you know it. She didn't mention his name though so she was nice enough to treat him like a regular chatter.

>> No.16609672

If you're missing Gura why not give Nia a chance? It's practically the same thing.

https://youtu.be/L42H7qVCavM
https://youtu.be/L42H7qVCavM
https://youtu.be/L42H7qVCavM

>> No.16609703

>>16609640
can you please leave your stale rrats in the catalog newfag?

>> No.16609715

SHUT THE FUCK UP NIGGER

>> No.16609717

>>16609672
no

>> No.16609728
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>>16609672
Get out, filth.

>> No.16609758

>>16609717
>>16609728
Nia is a good chuuba though

>> No.16609759

>>16609606
but she did, she realized that it was a mistake when she started to get spammed on twitter and never again except if you're an artist or a hot asian pianist girl

>> No.16609767

>>16609583
he only has one message in the chat log of that stream, and it's after the picture.

>> No.16609776

>>16609399
Then she doesn't get to take Thursday off. The lazy bitch

>> No.16609781

>>16609672
Maybe read the rules before you try to advertise your shit.

>> No.16609788

>>16609672
Okay. Better than Ina.

>> No.16609825

>>16609781
I'm just sharing a chuuba I like don't have a cow dude

>> No.16609833

Like mother like daughter, at least Nacho had a frame up

>> No.16609837
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16609837

I wonder where that shark has gone? I did love her so, and she streamed wherever I did go...

>> No.16609851

>>16609703
>newfag
This happened quite a long while ago. You're upset for literally nothing.

>> No.16609897

>baitfags changing things for their shitty rrats

>> No.16609908

Even if she does stream today, she will not discuss her extended break at all.

>> No.16609922
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16609922

Gura doko??

>> No.16609930

>>16609833
Nacho has actual professional obligations outside of streaming.

>> No.16609933
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16609933

Guwa, stream doko?

>> No.16609935

>>16609825
Then do it elsewhere, nobody gives a shit about your whore in an unrelated split.

>> No.16609959

>>16609908
yeah we know

>> No.16609961
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16609961

I just want to see her...

>> No.16609982

Out of curiosity I checked the place we don't talk about and they're going crazy and making similar rrats too. lol.

>> No.16609992

>>16609935
Ok but you must apologize for calling her a whore, that was uncalled for.

>> No.16609995

>>16609935
I give a shit, I'm watching her right now, thanks for posting it guy.

>> No.16610001

>>16609758
>>16609825
Make a thread for her then. This thread is for Gawr Gura.

>> No.16610003

>>16609930
I'm pissed at sharkie too anon, but let's not pretend streaming is her only job.

>> No.16610017
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16610017

MY MIND
MY HEART
TEARING
APART

>> No.16610024

>>16609672
I don't see cunny

>> No.16610046

>>16609992
No, she's a whore that you're selling where nobody wants her.

>> No.16610048
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16610048

it's just a delay right?
she wont cancel

>> No.16610077

>>16610046
She's not, Nia is a good woman

>> No.16610087

goop goop...

>> No.16610090

>>16610003
Let's not pretends ENs are JPs. They're glorified streamers.

>> No.16610097

>>16609529
Lazy. That's it

>> No.16610116

>>16610090
Takanashi Kiara is NOT a streamer, you take that back

>> No.16610122

>>16610077
She's a whore.

>> No.16610126

WHAT IF SHE PASSED OUT
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.16610134

>>16609672
Kill yourself

>> No.16610139

>>16610048
Gura hasn't cancelled a stream in a very long time. She'll postpone to the 24th.

>> No.16610148

>>16610097
Are you crying?

>> No.16610149

>>16610122
You are a bastard

>> No.16610157

>>16610116
Thats right, she is an escort.

>> No.16610173
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>>16610126
I'm sorry for doomposting, im sure she's fine.

>> No.16610171
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16610171

GUYS YOU HAVE TO FUCKING RELAX
GURA IS NOT JUST NOT GOING TO MAKE A RESERVE STREAM
8 ON THE DOT THE STREAM WILL COME UP
HAVE SOME GODDAMNED FAITH

>> No.16610172

Was her schedule the last time she made it known that she's alive and well?
Please stop fucking with us.
And if you're not, I'm sorry.

>> No.16610174

>>16610003
Pretty sure Aqua has streamed far more than Gura despite having 10 times the amount of work

>> No.16610180

>>16609982
same on twitter

>> No.16610185
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16610185

It's fucking over
Nothing good lasts forever

>> No.16610207

>>16610174
And you're wrong. Shows how much you know.

>> No.16610208

>>16610149
Sure, if that helps you cope with watching that whore.

>> No.16610209

Some twisted part of me hopes she doesnt stream just to make the normies start to pressure her a bit more to do better

>> No.16610210

She slipped on the toilet seat and hit her head on the sink while hanging a picture in her bathroom.

>> No.16610213

she fell asleep and we're gonna get to hear her morning (night) voice

>> No.16610227 [DELETED] 

lets not forget the east coast of florida was ravaged by tornados and thunderstorms last night and some areas part of today.

what if she has no power?

>> No.16610253
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16610253

she bundled up like a burrito and fell asleep

>> No.16610268

>>16610213
We gonna hear male voice. because Gura's throat is filled with mikes

>> No.16610272

>>16610227
leave

>> No.16610289

>>16610227
what does that have to do with anything

>> No.16610296

>>16610227
If she lived there she would stream more to throw people off the trail that she might not be streaming because of it.

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16610329

Hold my breath as I wish for death
Oh please, God, wake me

>> No.16610338

>>16610210
I'm a picture

>> No.16610340

>>16610296
>Gura doesn't need power to stream

>> No.16610359

>>16610210
Marty pls

>> No.16610366
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16610366

>>16610340
Gura IS power.

>> No.16610375

>>16610340
>implying she cant afford a generator
I mean I have one....

>> No.16610383

Let's go for 700 posts! Hochaa!

>> No.16610400
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Gura fainted due to her low blood pressure after bending over to pick up the cookie she dropped.

>> No.16610408
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16610408

GURA SUN SUN GURA SUNNY SUN PLEASE SHINE DOWN ON ME

>> No.16610417

I'm close to having a panic attack

>> No.16610431

Will Kiara do a Gura is late stream?

>> No.16610432

>>16610329
Trust I seek and I find in you.
Every day for us something new.

>> No.16610451

>>16610417
I'm just trying my best not to be worried that something is wrong.

>> No.16610473

T-7 minutes.
What DEFCON ARE WE IN?

>> No.16610475

I'll laugh my ass off if it turns out that Gura just forgot to put the frame up

>> No.16610479

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.16610486
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16610486

she has time

>> No.16610485

Gura's too busy on discord having fun and playing games with her actual friends, she'll stop in a couple minutes to throw up a frame and do a half-assed stream.

>> No.16610496

>>16610375
anon...

>> No.16610503

>>16610431
Shes probably sleeping atm but I would count on her waking up before Gura if Gura is asleep.

>> No.16610504

I don't knlw why I thought just because she had a good first week she was going to get her shit together this year

>> No.16610507
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I'm gonna... I'm gonna CONCERN!

>> No.16610512

>>16609672
>2views

>> No.16610531
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16610531

No stream today?

>> No.16610534
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16610534

I haven't seen that bait in a while

>> No.16610535

>>16610485
at this point i hope you're right

>> No.16610536

>>16610485
I believe you, random pathetic anti #4242456

>> No.16610539
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16610539

OKITE, OKITE, OKITE

>> No.16610541
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>>16610473
blackwatch plaid

>> No.16610545

>>16610504
She's completely fallen apart since the MK tourney.

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16610551

AHHHHHHHHH WHERE IS SHE IS SHE OKAY GURA PLEASE MY HEART CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE

>> No.16610558

She'll be here

>> No.16610567

>>16610340
Tard. That was Sunday morning. There haven't been storms there since. She tweeted today. Mid altantic and northeast are having Power outages because of wind. Fuck the Florida rrat

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16610574

GOOP GOOP DOKOOOO

>> No.16610577

If she starts the stream right at 8pm and this was just a massive fucking troll I will forever kneel

>> No.16610579
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16610579

Guwa doko..

>> No.16610585

>>16610531
The real mother simulator was having adult responsibilities getting in the way of your plans

>> No.16610588

>>16610512
Nia is way more talented than Gura ever will be fag.

>> No.16610627

>>16610588
She will never have sex with you.

>> No.16610638

>>16610503
Tard, she just tweeted and put a frame up. No its not a scheduled tweet

>> No.16610640

>>16610588
But her fans are rude enough to shill her in a Gura thread, without having been asked eh?

>> No.16610649

>>16610531
She didn't have to simulate my mother...

>> No.16610650

>>16610588
>shit posting about a 2 view to try and get chumbies to go harass her.
Why are you like this?

>> No.16610654

>>16610627
You can't possibly know that

>> No.16610659

>>16610577
it's gura, she'll start it at 8:04

>> No.16610674

>>16610588
that's not a very high bar, you just need to stream

>> No.16610684

>>16610588
Well she actually streams so I guess she wins by default technically.

>> No.16610724

>>16610588
At sucking dick like the whore she is? I agree anon.

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16610729

either the thread goes nuclear from no gura
or it goes nuclear from the love bomb she lobs at you all
either way im ready to see it through
2 minutes gentlemen
its been an honor

>> No.16610744
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16610744

Lads, where is she?

>> No.16610746
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16610746

Tomorrow will be a better day...

>> No.16610766

>>16610729
thread's dead son

>> No.16610770

https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1483242161139298304

>> No.16610772

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA SHE FUCKING HATES STREAMING

>> No.16610777

And there it is

>> No.16610780

>>16610640
dude's a fag, just ignore him.
t. An actual Nia fan

>> No.16610778

>>16610729
>love bomb
not expecting that even if she streams tonight

>> No.16610787

>>16610744
having sex with her bf (me)

>> No.16610788

AAAAAAAA
FUCK

>> No.16610790

https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1483242161139298304

well fuck

>> No.16610791

>>16610729
o7 It's been a pleasure, chumkeks.

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>> No.16610795

https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1483242161139298304?s=20

>> No.16610801

https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1483242161139298304
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1483242161139298304
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1483242161139298304

>> No.16610804

ISP HATE

>> No.16610813

ISP HATE!

>> No.16610820

>>16610790
Maybe Gura is watching Nia too

>> No.16610849

we're never getting our thread back

>> No.16610857

ISP HATE
FLORIDA RRAT CONFIRMED

>> No.16610858

THERE IT IS! THERE IS THE EXCUSE!!!!! YOUR ISP WONT GET TO YOUR HOUSE FOR A WEEK YA DUMB BITCH. WHY WAIT UNTIL NOW TO TWEET THAT???

>> No.16610860

>waited the the last minute hoping it would work
>update tweet when it doesn't
I'm sad that we won't see her again but it feels good to know she's okay

>> No.16610865
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16610865

Nice excuse gura..

>> No.16610867

thank you gura, for giving all the chumbuds one dose of rape correction

>> No.16610872

ISP-kun.....

>> No.16610875
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16610875

>>16610770

>> No.16610885

"Mane-chan can I use the ISP excuse today? I really dont feel like streaming."

>> No.16610886

Internet anon was right, sugoi

>> No.16610887

>>16610770
At least she is alive

>> No.16610888
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16610888

happy thoughts

>> No.16610893
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>>16610795
>>16610797
>>16610801
Gura...

>> No.16610919

she hasn't used the bad internet excuse in a while, that's some effort right there

>> No.16610930

>>16610588
>Prism
why is it always them? what is your problem?

>> No.16610931

>>16607642
told you

>> No.16610955

>>16610930
I like Prism

>> No.16610956
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16610956

I'm sorry, but Gura doesn't feel like streaming today.

>> No.16610967

>>16610886
Its a pretty common excuse to get out of streaming honestly. Was a good guess though.

>> No.16610974

LOL. ANOTHER FUCKING LAME EXCUSE. AT LEAST DO IT AN HOUR BEFORE YOUR SCHEDULED STREAM. I BET IT WORKS TOMORROW

>> No.16610996
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16610996

I am a goner lads, carry on without me...

>> No.16611002

>>16610588
I've been watching her since you posted and can confirm that no, she is not. At all.

>> No.16611006

Guraaaaaa its better to tell us isp problems early to set expectation please gura this is the communication we've talked about aaaaaaaaa

>> No.16611007

>>16610919
She knew the being sick excuse wouldn't be believed anymore

>> No.16611010
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16611010

>>16610858
Dick in the ass. Can't reach for the phone from under my mighty mating press.

>> No.16611013

Holy shit I'm going to punch my wall

>> No.16611015

gosh guess she got the data plan for her holophone after all

>> No.16611026

the antis will come...

>> No.16611028
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16611028

sorry chumbies
ₕᵤhaʰᵃ

>> No.16611030

I'm gonna say mean things to Gura on Twitter because she did this

>> No.16611041

It was the internet sasuga...
SHE'S REALLY FUCKING TRYING, GUYS!

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16611042

Huh, I thought it'd hurt. I only feel empty now

>> No.16611054

Alright everyone go to be there is 0 chance of a stream tonight. She just woke up and forgot about the stream so she tweeted this and is going back to bed.

>> No.16611060

>>16611002
Nia is cute though

>> No.16611062

She wouldn't make a schedule and post it if she didn't feel like streaming, she would just be radio silent for another day besides retweets

>> No.16611066

>>16611015
it wasn't sent from a phone though

>> No.16611074

Shame that one schizo went off last Spring, would have loved to see her caught in a lie when she ends up playing an online game with her discord friends for the next 12 hours.

>> No.16611084

I'm honestly curious how many people believe this excuse

>> No.16611090

Don't even bother creating another thread unless a frame is up.
Antis will come in force.

>> No.16611128

>>16611066
She said it was unstable, not down.

>> No.16611136

I guess I'm gonna watch the 2view now. Hey, maybe I'll finally find a good replacement

>> No.16611140

>>16611084
100%

>> No.16611147
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16611147

It begins

>> No.16611148

I'll go jack off and go to bed. You can do the same

>> No.16611170

>>16610770
why does the universe insist on seperating us

>> No.16611167

Bummer.

>> No.16611171

>>16611041
I'm sorry anon but even Gura is not a big enough retard to try to fix her internet herself for 3 hours (that is how long it has been since 5pm, the time she normally puts up a frame) and not call the ISP.
I'm reminded of that Ame clip where she talks about how they can't stream when it's storming outside, and they can't tell us when their internet is down.

>> No.16611177

>>16611006
She was clearly hoping things would be sorted out by stream time and they weren't. It would be even worse if she cancelled a few hours ago then her internet became stable again by stream time.

>> No.16611186

>>16611148
It's only 5pm!

>> No.16611193 [SPOILER] 
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16611193

Ahhh man. Fuck Gura's internet.

>> No.16611201

http://poal.me/o7z7sz
http://poal.me/o7z7sz
http://poal.me/o7z7sz

Alright take your bets chumbies

>> No.16611207

>>16611062
She posted a schedule she made last week without even bothering to correct the dates, that means nothing. She does not give a single shit at this point.

>> No.16611213

>>16611084
99% of the replies on the tweet are positive, maybe 100%

>> No.16611214

So what are (You) going to do now to cope with the pain of no Gura again?

>> No.16611232

>>16611090
This. Let them overrun /hlgg/

>> No.16611248

>>16611084
I believe it.

>> No.16611263

>>16611214
I'm going to get drunk and watch a movie. I'll still have a lot of fun

>> No.16611262
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16611262

GURA IF YOU DON'T STREAM I'LL FUCKING KILL MYSELF

>> No.16611264

She hates us

>> No.16611267

Lol, what a dumb excuse. You know how you talked about wanting to communicate better with your fans? Well tweeting this 2 minutes before a stream is not it. Dumb fucking lazy whore just making another excuse to not stream

>> No.16611270

>>16610919
>>16610967
>>16610885
>>16610865
>>16610858
>>16610772
>>16610974
>>16611007
>>16611074
>>16611084
But how do you know it's an excuse, anon?

>> No.16611277

>>16611214
I'm ok, I'm watching Nia instead

>> No.16611280

>>16611213
>implying chumbuds want to look like cunts if they are wrong
Even if they are right they still dont want to be shit on by the community. People are legit afraid of the hivemind.

>> No.16611287

>>16611214
Do chores and watch other YT videos, I guess. Maybe play some vidya

>> No.16611296

>>16611171
>posted from web app
She has internet you retard, it's a bullshit excuse.

>> No.16611308

>>16611214
gonna go play games with some friends I guess, that or watch an old vod

>> No.16611313

>>16611214
Probably play some Sekiro or Death Stranding.

>> No.16611318
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>>16611090
>frame

>> No.16611324

chumbuds i'm just laughing at the absurdity of it

>> No.16611341

>>16611084
Pretty much every Twitter reply. It's amazing how retarded they are

>> No.16611360

don't worry i'm going to go to bed since its late. she'll have the frame up shortly after

>> No.16611359

>>16611277
Same :P

>> No.16611367

>>16611214
Continue watching Reine play the ZE games then watch the Payday collab

>> No.16611366

>>16611090
>Don't even bother creating another thread
don't bother posting this shit unless you've seen an official graduation announcement

>> No.16611373

>>16611214
I'll keep playing my browser game.

>> No.16611385

>>16611270
How fucking new? At least do the bare minimum of reps.

>> No.16611390

holy shit chumkeks I just had to stop by and have a laugh at your oshi. I feel bad for you, but this is too funny

>> No.16611396

>>16611214
Go back to sleepP88NR

>> No.16611402

>>16610797
Ultimate pain. I was looking forward to seeing my shark wife today.

>> No.16611401

>>16611084
I have no reason to disbelieve it.

>> No.16611409

AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA THEY THOUGHT THERE WOULD BE A STREAM

>> No.16611412

>>16611214
Smash my forehead against a wall.

>> No.16611418
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16611418

Hello darkness my old friend.

>> No.16611422

>>16611390
>Not a new IP

>> No.16611423

>>16611280
I sent a positive tweet because I don't think she's lying. Antis call her lazy but then say she's taking all these steps to set up lies, it doesn't make any sense.

>> No.16611432

how could this be true if her internet is unstable (need internet to post on twitter) and she doesn’t have a sim card in her phone

>> No.16611438

>>16611296
Yeah that's what I meant. If it was really her internet we would've had a frame, because they're told not to talk about their internet issues. Whether she's choosing to not stream or it's storming or whatever, she's not telling us the truth.

>> No.16611440
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16611440

>https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1483242161139298304
IT'S TIME FOR YOUR 8:00 RAPE CORRECTION, GURA!!!!

>> No.16611443

>>16611171
I wasn't being ironic, she's trying.

>> No.16611453

You have opted to wait for a livestream to be scheduled. Waiting every 300 seconds.

>> No.16611461

>>16611423
Yeah, they can't even be consistent with what they say about her

>> No.16611467

But where was the reservation Gura, if you planned to stream...

>> No.16611471

So where's the grudgepost for all the people saying she wouldn't cancel streams on this schedule?

>> No.16611474

>>16611432
it's unstable due her lack of interest on streaming

>> No.16611482

>>16611214
She chose a really good day to cancel because I honestly would rather be playing video games than watching her for once. Back to playing now.

>> No.16611485

You know what'd be good right now? A twitter space

>> No.16611487

>>16611423
i just wanted to post shark vs modem

>> No.16611492

>>16611201
Look at all these retards in this poll believing the bad internet excuse. Lol. Yesmen gonna yesmen

>> No.16611514
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16611514

I've had enough chumbies. Clench your teeth

>> No.16611522

>>16611385
>How new
2 months before permission arc. Started being in /hlg/ then but was watching Hololive since late 2018. Been watching Gura since debut.
Now answer the question, anon.

>> No.16611526

>>16611432
>being able to upload stream data consistently vs sending one tweet
You can't be this fucking retarded

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16611536

Well see ya tomorrow, hope i can catch at least 2 hours of sleep before work.
Faggots better avoid making a new thread.

>> No.16611541

>patiently wait a week for a schedule
>patiently waited for the stream frame
>get fucked by ISP
bros this shit is so unfair, I just want to see my cute shark wife...

>> No.16611544

>>16611443
Yeah and you're wrong.
If her internet has really been out since 5pm, she would've called the ISP before now, anyone would've. There's another reason she's not streaming, whether it's her choice or something else I'm not sure

>> No.16611546

Ah, here come the yesman posters

>> No.16611582

YESMANSCHIZO I KNEEL

>> No.16611584

>>16611536
you can go to your grave pleading and begging people to stop making threads, but no one will ever listen to a word of it

>> No.16611594

>>16611526
How convenient that it's unstable instead of just down completely so she can still send a tweet.

>> No.16611609

>>16611541
It's not her ISP chumbie, she doesn't want to hang out with you

>> No.16611614

>>16611541
>one of the faggot yesmen who believes the bad internet excuse
Lol, why are you faggots so naive?

>> No.16611613

>ctrl+f meds
>0 results found
nahone

>> No.16611615

Let it be known that I was the first one to answer "me" in the poal, so everyone else just wishes they were me

>> No.16611617

Although I want to see Gura, I'm not upset because its a kusoge anyways. Hopefully she gets on later and just does zatsu

>> No.16611625
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16611625

I can't take this anymore

>> No.16611621

Anyone have chumbud vergil I need it to make a shitpost

>> No.16611667

>>16611594
Anon do know what unstable means? If she tries to stream and drops 50% of her frames do to network issues then the stream will be legitimately unwatchable

>> No.16611668

>>16611617
>Hopefully she gets on later
Holy shit get it through your head, SHE DOES NOT LIKE STREAMING.

>> No.16611673

9 days without a solo stream....

>> No.16611677

LMAOOOOOOOOO

>> No.16611693

>>16611546
Yesmen posters are right. Just look at how many white knight beta retards believe the excuse, lol.

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>> No.16611703

>>16611615
Yeah, it's because she hates you that she isn't streaming

>> No.16611713

Nice stream chumkeks.

>> No.16611764

I need to poo poo

>> No.16611766

Imagine being the discord schizos and the only thing you can look forward to in life is shit going wrong so you can feel, just for a moment, like your life isn't dogshit.

>> No.16611768

>>16611214
Guild wars

>> No.16611771

Don't worry chumbuds, I'm sure she'll still take off Thursday though.

>> No.16611773

I still think Gura needs to communicate better, but you cynical fucks who think Gura lies about everything are just sad.

>> No.16611775

I'M KNEELING

>> No.16611776

>>16611667
people in this thread are routinely confused by the concept of probability. intermittent service is surely beyond their grasp. to most anons, the internet is either up or down, just as goop goop is either 100% streaming tonight, or 100% guaranteed not to stream. they are baffled by the notion of an in-between state.

>> No.16611778

how does she even know the internet is unstable without trying to stream yet, i don't get it. like if it's down that's one thing, but that's not what "unstable" means

>> No.16611809

Is she still taking thursday off?

>> No.16611816

>>16611544
You don't understand what it's like to be full introverted. Simple phone calls are serious business.

>> No.16611832

>>16611773
go be a yesman on twitter

>> No.16611842

I'm in Europe so she's streaming at 2am for me. I have to get up at 7am so I went to sleep at 7pm so I can watch her after 7h of sleep. now she doesn't stream. man.

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>>16611418
I'm not your friend.

>> No.16611859

>>16611667
Gura doesn't know how to check packet loss. Are you retarded?

>> No.16611869

>>16611667
I would watch slideshow Gura and so would everyone else who loves her.

>> No.16611868

>>16611816
Yeah, I haven't made a doctor's appointment in years because I don't want to call...

>> No.16611874

>>16611773
She doesn't lie about everything, but she does lie about some things. Her parents "surprising her for christmas" is an easy one to spot.

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>>16611514
https://files.catbox.moe/30f7zx.m4a

>> No.16611887

why didn't gura buy a backup set of internet cables and backbone routing hardware? is she lazy?

>> No.16611895

>>16611832
It's funny how depending on the day I'm called both a yesman and an anti. It's honestly fucking hilarious at this point.

>> No.16611896

>>16611776
there's no inbetween retard, Gura won't stream today.

>> No.16611900

It's funny that anyone would believe this lame excuse when she didn't even provide a reservation hours before AND waited last minute to post that her ISP is fucked somehow. In the end, she just hates streaming, more specifically, you.

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16611912

I-it's okay, I can withhold Guranium for another day.

>> No.16611918

>>16611773
She doesn't lie about everything. Just most things

>> No.16611923

>>16611869
I agree but i'm guessing she's experiencing cutouts and not just packet loss

>> No.16611939
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16611939

Oh nyo.....

>> No.16611938

>>16611776
>>16611778
Speak of the devil.
>>16611773
I mean I don't really blame her for lying honestly, everyone lies to get out of work occasionally. I'm not going to pretend she isn't lying, though.
>>16611816
I'm going to say this loud and clear for everyone in the thread: if you are an adult scared of speaking on the phone, you need to talk to a therapist and work some shit out.

>> No.16611965

>>16611773
I still think antis need to communicate better. The twitter replies are almost all positive, come on. Show her how you feel.

>> No.16611968

>>16611778
If her internet keeps cutting out every 20 minutes and coming back 10 minutes later that's unstable

>> No.16611970

Gura is depressed

>> No.16611981

>>16611859
She can tell when her internet is going out every 5 minutes that it's not appropriate for streaming, senpai

>> No.16611985

>>16611900
>didn't even provide a reservation hours before
The most obvious tell is this

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16611987

>>16611878
ANON?!

>> No.16611989

>>16611939
anon used all of his smart fridges for the poll... oh nyo...

>> No.16611994

>>16611776
anon, if gura misses her window, she doesn't stream. it has always been like this. i can tell you're a newfag by the fact that you call her "goop goop" now stop being a retard or go back to the discord.

>> No.16612000

>>16590466
>going "g-gura will cancel everything" is still some impotent cope
HELLO? ARE YOU HERE? HELLO? HELLO? HELLO?

>> No.16612001

>>16611776
case in point... the probability of a stream tonight went from about 96% to about 5%, but this anon is unable to comprehend it. that's because inside his skull where a brain should be, there is instead a cool, dark puddle of cloudy liquid:
>>16611896

>> No.16612003
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I don't understand.... Was I a bad chumbud? Gura... I love you.

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>>16611878

>> No.16612018
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16612018

its so hard

>> No.16612029

>>16611938
If she's too scared to order a pizza on the phone what makes you think she'd speak to a therapist

>> No.16612067

>>16611985
>internet cutting out for hours before stream
>don't put reservation up because you're unsure internet will work come stream time
Is this really that hard of a concept for antis?

>> No.16612079

>>16611938
>if you are an adult scared of speaking on the phone, you need to talk to a therapist and work some shit out
based and very true

>> No.16612082

>>16611989
actually it was posted in global so that probably explains it a bit.
Still feel like its pretty accurate honestly.

>> No.16612084

>>16611985
Yeah, hey yesmen, if the internet thing is true why was there no frame? Was her internet on the fritz for 3 full hours?

>> No.16612113

Happy to see a schedule on waking up
Sad to see no stream
Hope her ISP gets its shit sorted out before tomorrow

>> No.16612123

>>16612029
She isn't actually that socially awkward, that introverted/hikki crap is some bullshit meant to make her sound more relatable and she's dropped it over time.

>> No.16612124

Watch her internet be remarkably fixed tomorrow, lol. You guys know it takes like a week for an ISP provider to come to your home, right?

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I ONCE HAD SOME SWEET MEMORIES
IT'S WORTH REMAINS ALL THE SAME
HOW CAN I REMEMBER THOSE MOMENTS, SWEETHEART
TELL ME, TELL ME

>> No.16612146

>>16612067
Is posting a tweet saying things are not going well a concept too hard for Gura?

>> No.16612150

>>16612067
Again, even Gura is not retarded enough to not call the ISP for 3 whole hours when she has a stream scheduled.

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