/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Gallows humor is used as a coping mechanism.

> Gura my dog died let's gooooooooo!

Dead dog jokes have been part of HoloEN for a long time.

>"HEY SANA LOOK AT THIS! HAHAHA ITS A DEAD DOG!! AUF WIEDERSEHEN DOGGIE!"
>"*Sniffle* K-Kiara stop..."
>"OH MY GOOOOOOSH CHAT SHES CRYING! HAHAHAHAHA"

>>16571097
Kiara would never hurt Sana, she loves the BBC after all

>>16570048
It's certainly not what I was expecting when I saw the tweet apology. But it could have been handled with a little more tact.

>>16570048
She's a menhera and a retard who can't read a room so yes.

>>16571097
Kiara knocking Sana over, stomping on her copious chest and squeezing her soft tits between her toes.
"Whatta ya gonna say now, Frau Braun? 'Oh nowerrrr!' Jämmerlich."

>>16571066
The fact you think that originates from Gura actually infuriates me.
Newfags should do their reps or just never post.

>>16570048
Being austrian does that to you

>>16570048
She is low key sending Sana a message.

Forgot link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1X3P6BjSSfk

>>16571097

i feel bad for the kfp bros that lost their dogs

>mori connor yabe
>deadbeats immediately start trying to deflect to Kiara
no, really, why are they like this? they're even scummier than their oshi

>>16571869
https://youtu.be/VBfgk0-kq7g

>>16571627
It doesn't really matter who it originated from, she did the thing too. Is this a dead dog thing or is it a fuck Kiara thing

>>16571902
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1482949554542505985
Imagine running defense for a bitch who hates you. I genuinely pity you, but this is what you deserve for being a cuckbeat.

>>16571627
Your oshi will never be the origin of a meme, faggot

What is the problem with joking about death? Should we ban jokes because it might hurt someone's feelings?

>>16572346
its obvious op thinks about killing himself everyday so it's not funny to him. I think the solution is he probably should just do it so he doesn't get offended.

she lost it ever since she asked to collab with males

>>16571869
>deadbeats immediately start
Kiwawa is the one that said it anon, I guess maybe she's trying to cover for her gf

>>16572814
Big ups, my dude! Thanks for the akasupa. Good luck getting a refund, and don't forget to unmember. PEACE!

>>16572920
Are you concussed?

This was the first time I thought Kiara was funny.

>>16571150
classic, I like to imagine the hot steamy sex they had after that

>>16572346
No but it's too soon to be joking about it, imagine you lost a close one and a couple of months later a friend jokes about it? Who am I kidding you probably wouldn't care.

>>16570048
kiara is a good birb pls be nice to her.

im out of loop... context???

>>16572208
Wow, why does she have to constantly give connor attention on twitter?

>>16574629
if only it was just twitter. she just gifted him 50 subs on twitch.

>>16574668
damn, I feel bad for deadbeats now

Americans are so fucking thin skinned, holy shit...

>>16571097
lmao

>>16571627
"NEWFAGS I AM NOT ONLY A NEWFAG BUT A THREADREADER LETS GOOOOO!!!!!"

>>16574668
imagine sending your oshi a $200 akasupa and she spends it all on gifted subs for an expat weeb twitchkek

>>16572208
This tweet came only one minute before the one you posted:
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1482949406726840325
What am I supposed to take from this?

>>16571097
the aboslute glory of german comedy cannot ever be matched. HEIL KIARA!

>leeching off of holos that don't even stream
so it has come to this

>>16575168
Better than Vodka and Wine

>>16571097
kek

>>16570048
She's a frenchie pretending to be german?
How can she not be a psychopath?
https://youtu.be/mjpKTBsW3mo

>>16575210
>First tweet on this is from someone I've muted
Huh?
>its ironmouse
Oh thats right lmao

>>16575443
>a frenchie pretending to be german
the fuck?

>>16571869
Kek

>>16571150
Is this art a reference to a doxx pic with Kiara's roomate being carried? She even holds her fingers the same way.

Based. It's just a fucking dog.

I think I need help, her voice has started to sound sweet for me, has chicken changed how she speaks recently?

I thought she's reincarnation of daddy Adolf :(

Daddy Adolf loved dogs. :((((

>>16570048
>>16571097
>>16571445
>>16571516
>>16571592
>>16571666
take your meds.
>>16571869
because they're unmedicated.

threadreaders just don't understand the pain

Take your meds, the whole board was taking the piss out of the dead dog holiday from day 1, she's based

>>16570048
>Why is she like this?
She browses /vt/

She gives no fucks.

the joke is actually funny, how sensitive do you have to be to get mad at a prank that actually is funny?

>>16576030
I don't know what you mean anon.....

kiara is going to have to go full suicidal for her paypigs if she collabs with males so they can throw money to save her

seriously why does she put on such an incredibly annoying voice

I don't understand how people listen to that awful tone without their ears bleeding jesus christ.

>>16576033
First sign of Stockholm Syndrome. Get out while you can anon. No, you have to go alone, it's too late for me.

>>16576033
You seriously should go get your ears examined. Her voice is a frequency that would cause any sane person with functioning ears immense pain.

>>16571097
based chicken

We have reached schizo levels that I wouldn’t think possible. The /vt/sister meme isn’t even close to represent what’s happening in this thread. 61 replies over a nothing burger and no one posted a timestamp yet. I’m ready to bet that 75% of the replies in this thread don’t even know why they are "mad".

Here’s a game for you. You laugh, you lose. If you lose, you must post something nice about the chimkin: https://youtu.be/8Flzv4pZUak?t=9256

>>16570048
Prepping her fans for the next invasion of Europe. Gonna be a lot of dead dogs.

>>16576030
Yes, yes it is. KFP’s oshi has been blacked.

>>16571097
That was nothing compared to what bae did

No one cares about this, stop deflecting. Mori on the other hand did something worth a thread

>>16578914
There is no fucking way the schizos in this thread are talking about this clip, right? Surely they can't be THIS detached from reality
It must be a very drama free month I guess.

>>16578914
FUCK you.

Something nice about chimkin...

>>16580124
At best it’s in bad taste and at worst it’s really shitty. Why do you chickenfaggots act like kiara can do no wrong?

>>16570048
Kiara dont save your mori stooop. Let her dominate every thread.

I watched the clip. I laughed, chat sperged, I laughed again. It WAS funny. Meds, grass, dialate, in that order to anyone who is raging.

>>16580448
How are you in this board while being so fucking thin skinned ?

>>16580448
Literal mental illness

She’s a loud, tone-deaf retard unable to read the room.

>>16570048
shes based

>>16571097
I kneel

>>16571097
Yeah i'm thinking, she's based

>>16571150
>Taking the time to hand draw this
Based but also seek help

>>16574629
>>16574826
>>16575168
Mori said Connor's her friend. Connor said they hang out IRL and go drinking together. They're both "single". Do the math.

Holy shit I love Kiara now! That joke is right up my alley!

>>16570048
Sana will get her revenge once one of Kiara's cats die

>>16572814
Ina needs to save her...

>>16572477
Weird reasoning, I think about killing myself everyday and still think that death is hilarious.

>>16578914
orange woman funny

>>16571715
They all got no noses.

>>16575443
>both a frog and kraut at once
OH MY GOD

Shes german (austrians are germans).

>>16571097
we need a high school bully stacy vtuber

>>16586794
Too bad Kiara just crumbles when a pretty girl walks up to her and she was probably bullied by middle school stacies too

>>16571691
The shit you people flip out about... This was a completely innocent moment

>>16570048
She actually got me. I laughed pretty hard.

>>16575168
>>16574668
https://youtu.be/UyvFiG1K0W0?t=50s
>"WHERE IS THE MONEY?!?!"
>"I gave it to Connor"

Goddammit it's just a dog, stop being such zoomers with this unhealthy attachment to animals

>>16589184
>outfit falls apart while she's running away
>literal dropped spaghetti
yeah it's on the record in multiple stories that she's a massive scaredy cat in a real life and avoids discomfort for dear life but it's weirdly cute

>>16592073
>literal closest allies to human species since before wooden bowls existed
This is how I know you didn't have cool grandads

>>16580448
At best it was hilarious and at worst it was hilarious. Kill yourself bitch faggot.

>>16592252
And? They are still dogs, they die, got a considerable shorter lifespan, sure you might be a little sad for some time when your own dog dies, but zoomers often value dogs just as much, if not more, than a person of their family or friend circle, this is completely nonsensical.

>>16570048
>OH NO NOT THE HECKING PUPPERINOS

>>16571592
H-hot...

>>16570048
If you follow Kiara's roommate, you should know Sana has a possible comeback

They say Aussies are petty

>>16570048
>>16585513
>MY CAT HAS CANCER LET'S GOOOOOOOOOO

Give it to me straight, KFP. Did she say "doggo" during the stream?

>>16595998
Watch it yourself, faggot
>>16578914

Hates Sana """for being lazy""" and """a nepotism hire""" when she had to """put in the work""".

>>16576033
Might be her accent. Her Austrian accent has gotten more noticeable since she moved back.

>>16596053
I'm not going to watch anything where there's a chance of some chick espousing redditor babyspeak you fucking retarded unloved piece of shit that has to fall asleep holding your own sweaty palm you stupid neckbearded waste of life

>>16596172
>has a fucking aneurism about a chick using random lingo
>has a fucking aneurism about being told not to be a spoonfeeded baby
Anon, meds, now.

>>16592252
dont bother trying to argue with seaniggers about pets. seanigs arent people and cannot understand human emotions

>>16596172
>what's to know about stream
>doesn't want to watch the exact timestamp where the information is
The absolute state of this board. If you don't want to watch stream, you can also try not letting her live rent free in your head
Killing yourself is also an option

>>16596259
wants

>>16596232
>>16596259
I'm not going to watch a movie if it seems likely it's gay porn and you faggots say "just watch it and find out bro"
Commit suicide posthaste!

>>16596467
>Does this gay porn has a scene with dragon dildo
>Go to 3:05 and find ot
>NOOOOOOO I DON'T WATCH GAY PORNO
Then stop asking, retard

>>16595643
Sanner is going to have fun with this one

>>16570048
it's just german humor anon, please understand

>>16571592
my penis....

>>16571097
Based

>>16570048
>Getting pissed about a dead dog joke
You do not belong on this site

>>16592206
we could've had an asuka waifu

>>16575443
That is not Kiara you absolute retard