/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I'll fight you

I FUCKING LOVE KAWAIIOPE MORIRIN AND I WANT TO MARRY THIS DORK, START A FAMILY WITH THIS DORK, AND RAISE A SON WITH THIS DORK, A SON WHO’LL INHERIT OUR RESPECTIVE BEST TRAITS AND ATTRIBUTES BUT IS ALSO JUST AS MUCH OF A DUMB CHUUNI AS HIS BEAUTIFUL DORK OF A MOTHER

This one.

>>16552509
given how much all the birds like her its a bit odd nobodies done a drawing of her with all of them at once

森りん頑張って!!

Anyone feeling guilty that we let something from /here/ slip into membership?

I am.

>>16553099
You better not be Canadian, buddy

>>16553099
>we

>>16553099
why the fuck would I feel responsible for what catalogniggers do?

Okay, not deadbeat here
What did she *not* say this time to guarantee at least 2 bait threads?

>SEA starts waking up
>anti thread about something posted in global hours ago gets made immediately
You really can't make this up

I see it's not time to come back to the threads yet

>>16553250
>>16553297
It's not even a question at this point. That entire region deserves a range-ban

>>16553250
She didn't accept my marriage proposal yet but I will keep on trying. Thanks for your concern anon.

>>16553392
given that they literally akaspa'd a hate-SC to mori, who's to say that they won't just purchase a pass?

[Fauna news] She's still thinking about Jump King

>>16553521
It's funny since Fauna has the same calming aura as L*l* but I don't think she has the mental fortitude to do multiple endurance streams to beat the game.

>>16553392
We need to do to SEA what moot should have done to AUS

>>16553521
She shouldn't until Mori goes back to Getting Over It.

>>16553686
Ah so a month from now

Do you all have a running list of holomems who have joked about the Jump King Fairy's Jump King addiction

You could've outright said that while you were friends, it doesn't mean that you share the same opinions, and then revealing that he was doing it because he was trying to impress IM: this would've ended everything that the shitstirrers had by defanging Connor.

but yeah, we just bit and bit the bait until it went to membership.

>>16553879
ogey

>>16553099
>we
I pity hlgg since it riled up the schizos from there, I don't regret a single thing and I'm glad it was brought up

>>16553099
there is no guilt, only hate. It was a really good and comfy stream and the sc portion made her laugh a lot

>>16552509
I just kinda wish Gura backed up Mori to end these people. It's obvious that if she moves the needle, these people will finally lose it and drop hololive altogether; so that the whole board will finally know them for who they really are: shitstirrers.

>>16554324
Why do you keep posting this?

Remember to ignore reposting threadshitters as well

>>16554324
>post this
>get told to kill yourself
>post it in global
>get told to kill yourself
>post it here again
kill yourself

>>16554453
Obvious and low-effort falseflagging

>>16554324
That seem familiar did you post this in the last thread again

> 16554324
RIP in piss buddy

I miss Mori.

I feel like I failed her by replying to bait and escalating what was otherwise an avoidable incident.

>Mori waking up before 10AM
Either she's sleeping well or just went bed and is doing Twitter reps

>>16555012
i hope she does her vt reps lol

BAN....KAI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lsn2tT5yTc

>>16554998
Any actual deadbeat who leaked member's content to turn it into a drama failed Mori, But maybe Mori is a genius because I hardly see the song getting talked about at all.

>>16553250
She did not attack Cannur

>>16555012
?? She seems to have looked at inner's stream at least

>>16553250
she uhh got her friend to apologize for doing something shitty instead of calling him slurs on stream

>>16553250
Kiara said something during her SC reading that can be interpreted as a contradiction to what Mori said.

>>16555896
only if one is an ESL schizo

>>16555896
Not like it's the first time that's happened and it won't be the last. Why is kfp even stirring that shit up in the first place?

why are deadbeats like this?
>>16551046

>>16555936
No, it's fairly easy to interpret what Mori said as Connor apologizing to the ENs directly rather than apologizing to Mori and saying he also apologizes to the others.
>>16556002
>kfp

>>16553638
Fauna’s one of the better gamers in EN. I have no doubt that she’d be able to clear base game Jump King.

>>16556007
I honestly can't come up with any explanation for that or anything else in that thread. What an honest to god trash fire.

>>16556007
We dont know this guy

Post Mori x Deadbeat art

>>16556002
>Why is kfp even stirring that shit up in the first place?
You don't actually believe??

>>16556115
Jump King has absolutely nothing to do with being a "good gamer", it's about how resistant to tilt you are or alternatively your autism powerlevel.
I actually like the base game and think it strikes a great balance between punishment and "reward" but it really has little to do with skill, fuck the skill you aquire for JK doesn't even transfer to any other platformer

so I was browsing on natural foods that increase your sexual ability and thought of an idea for the doujin that mori subtly including these ingredients into your meals because she wants you to have bigger cumshots and longer orgasms. She would compare your orgasms and cum volume everytime you blow your load. She's not particularly impressed with how long you can hold before cumming but rather how much you can cum before getting tired (of course mori would be the one tired out and orgasming the most before you do in all cases)

>>16556085

>>16556171
>he doesn't remember that one deadbeat that gets an aneurysm whenever Kiara is mentioned
Newbeats...

>>16555896
https://youtu.be/8Flzv4pZUak
Watch the entire tangent instead of the cropped clip.
>euro/his/ ringo talk just after it
I fucking love Kiara this bitch is crazy

>>16556323
Remember to eat plenty of citrus fruits, deadbeats!

>>16556374
Notice how i said "that can be interpreted as"

>>16555150
Was that keemster an actual deadbeat? You know, "transformative content" guy.
Also that fucker deleted my Risu original song shill in the comments.

>>16556298
Do antis really listen to Kiara's whole sc reading? Damn they're dedicated.

>>16556436
There's autistic schizos in every fanbase that will do anything to shit on the girls they don't like. The aforementioned Kiara schizo that shows up here infrequently being one such deadbeat, or those guys from a few months ago that just really, really hated Sana.

>>16556259

>>16556259

>>16556436
I meant we've had people try and analyze the exact words both she and Kiara have said to make a 'SHE LIED' rrat so I'm not surprised.
>>16556524
I am surprised that there are people that dedicated to hating Sana though, even if you don't like her idk how you could get so mad at her to become an anti

Investigating for myself only made me miss watching Kiara. Too bad my work schedule is no longer compatible with her timeslot.

>>16556846

>>16556924
The same can be said for antis of anything. If you don’t like something just don’t watch, it’s that easy.

>>16556950
Yeah, I watched the stream as it happened and it made me remember that I really like the chicken. But her streams are right smack dab during my work day.

>>16556436
Yes? They spend their entire day listening to Kiara just to find something they can twist and bring it here, they even pay her membership just to do that

>>16557547
Pretty funny that the Kiara abortion rrat started at the same time too, all because she was talking about Catherine the Great pissing on hay as a primitive pregnancy test.
I wonder if PH level changes if you get pregnant.

>>16554453
Aw shit, what did I missed this time

>>16557711
Pink woman bad

>>16557711
>>16557755
Specifically someone trying to make Brobros hate each other

>>16557755
So just the usual

77 minutes til owl song

>>16557847
Not to give ammo for those idiots
But what would calli actually do if EN or at least the Myth gang actually arrives at Japan?

>>16558118
have sex with all of them for a couple weeks probably

>>16558118
>But what would calli actually do if EN or at least the Myth gang actually arrives at Japan?
DISNEY LAN

Seriously though, Goombles has been reading every article available for Disneyland Tokyo, Mori better not disappoint.

>>16558262
Why weren't they able to go to Disneyland in the states when Mori was on vacation again? Conflicting schedules?

>>16558262
I can't believe they couldnt go back in the states

>>16558451
Yep. She hasn't gone home for a while too

>>16558035
Hey you waiting for the new song too great

>>16558451
Mori was seeing family in two parts of the country. Obviously I can't speak for her, but traveling and entertaining family is pretty draining already. Then add on that she was dedicated to streaming during those two weeks. Visiting a friend would be something she wanted to do, but have to endure another plane ride(s)+however many days to do itand if Disney was the plan, it'd be asking Gura to travel, too, which probably a burden Mori wouldn't want to place on her

>>16558724
>spoiler
I mean...if Disney was something that they both wanted to do, then Gura was going to have to travel regardless. I wouldn't call that a burden. I think Gura can handle a plane ride for a trip she wanted.

>>16559174
Mori is fucking retarded when it comes to asking people for stuff
remember, she let the TTRPG question go without definitive answers for nearly half a year, with only Ina responding initially

>>16556259

>>16560477
Extremely based

https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1482903648749637634
Mori!

I Love Mori!!!!

Man, Mori is a fucking queen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXh0xBaItcc&t=5s

>>16553099
>Feeling guilty for others
Ngm

>>16553297
>>16553392
>Muh SEA people boogeyman.

>>16560774
>linking nigger who leaked membership content
fuck off

>>16560774
how fucking retarded are you? this is the nigger faggot we had to report yesterday

>>16560905
Your country is a shithole and you spend your days hating an anime girl because she's more successful than you'll ever be

>>16560774
We literally talk about in the last thread to report this guy then you just give this to us

>>16560774
This dumb faggot is setting himself up for two strikes on his channel now. He was even gloating about it a couple of threads ago. The damage was already done, so let him keep doing it and get his whole channel nuked.

>>16560992
Ok. Mr racist.

>Turn around wind
>Thankies
>Turn around wind
>Thankies
>Turn around wind
>Thankies
>Turn around wind
>Thankies
>Turn around wind
>Thankies
>Turn around wind
>Thankies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Py21QCndbxc
Premiering thusly

Mooms

>>16560907
I'd hardly call it leaking membership content if it was something that already breached the 'membership' wall simply by getting talked about via people other than just this due

>>16561215
Wait, the nigger was here?

>>16561215
If only someone had warned him, oh wait ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>16561739
I would call watching a members only vod on stream for everyone to see leaking membership content

>>16561558
Just watch it now its soo good

damn, a keeper of legends that doesn't mind straying from her path
you could say Moomer is some kind of a legendary stray...

Mori's lyrics were really cute and matched Mumei well. I appreciate that she adapted her style a little bit to suit her better

>>16561904
It is not content. Just drama.

>>16561904
Ah yes, leaking the ever confidential members only content of telling some schizo trying to start shit to kick rocks. Very secretive.

>>16561558
Its really cute
How much was Mori involved in the writting again?

>>16562307
She wrote the English lyrics.

you idiots are starting to sound like tumblr and /co/

ahh yes cuck general

>>16562359
niggerfaggot niggerfaggot niggerfaggot niggerfaggot niggerfaggot niggerfaggot
Is that better?

I appreciate your oshi's work on Mumei's song, and also appreciate the tips she's given her to keep making music in the future. Have a blessed day :)

>>16562359
???

>>16562600
Nice...

>>16562359
what did he mean by this?

>>16562600
hooman... nice

>>16562600
moom tourist...nice...

>>16562600
thanks I appreciate your oshi's singing

>>16562600
Here's hoping for that lonely island karaoke one day

>>16562359
>/co/
Calli Arts

I'm really hoping she will appear in the song release after party. All of this drama and not having a Mori stream in two days has really left me wanting to see her again.

>>16562600
Thanks mate. I also appreciate my oshi's work. I hope Mumei's song has a blessed release

>>16563068
Dude she has a stream in 12 hours. Just lift or watch vods in the meantime

>>16563042
fuck you that made me laugh

>>16562555
Uhhh tumblr had those words too in the early days. I know this because that site used to be a goldmine of nsfw content

https://twitter.com/ceresfauna/status/1482919216038625284

>>16563773
>JK
It's spreading....

>>16563773
Oh I thought Lui was in the collab on the 20th

>>16563900
>Fauna and Lui
That'd be worth seeing.

>>16563773
I give her 9h to finish jump king remember if you watch hachama she is soo good at getting over it but the moment she play jump king she get stuck at the 3rd stage for 3h

>>16564147
Anon your comprehension reps

>>16564283
I just wake up man give me time

Mori don't you ever play pogostuck. You'll never beat the game in your lifetime.
Please don't let anyone mention that game in chat. She would literally suffer playing that game, she's just not good enough to beat the game.
For fucks sake stop mentioning pogostuck

>>16564580

>>16548256
Hey, sorry for the long delay. I was at work. I believe this is what you were asking for. The guy who made them did several speeds. I found this to be the most suited for shitposting, so I saved it, but if you reverse search this in the archive, you should find the rest as well.

>>16564580
A pity (You) because lol, it's clear what you're doing but hey maybe the game will be fun??

Mori Calliope is one of the sweetest girls in hololive that I’ve had the pleasure to watch. A talented, cool and cute girl, she added a ton to holoEN including, “Gee, let's write lyrics for everyone.” Also, illegally enthralled many adoring Ghostlings. A real Ope!

>>16564825

>>16564655
For the love of god don't let anyone mention pogostuck on her twitter or videos.
She would be absolutely dogwater at the game. She would never beat the game even if she lived for a thousand years.
Say no to pogostuck

Stop bringing up pogostuck. As a female streamer she lacks the motor skills needed to play the game

>>16564884
What if I said I was going to post about it everywhere? Nothing is going to stop me

>>16564884
>>16565095

Bets are now open on whether or not Mori will mention any of this drama shit in her next stream
Current odds are:
14:1
(No : Yes)
Good luck deadbeats!

>>16565095
Don't you fucking dare. She would never be able to beat pogostuck and we would suffer. It's literally impossible for her.

You deadbeats aren't as clever as you think, you know. Trying to manipulate someone you say you love isn't very nice. :}

>>16565276

She already said she wouldn't want to do Babe of Ascension & other mods even if permissions weren't weird for mods. This is peak difficulty she will attempt

>>16565236
>game called pogostuck
>kana is pogostick
Absolute shit game. Mori should never pick this up. This is called by most people in the foddian community as the hardest foddian game ever. Mori doesn't have the skills or patience to beat it. Mori should never be a foddian streamer

>>16565242
Orange SC to no

mori mention...nice...

>>16565242
I'm also going orange SC for no

>>16565285
I would never manipulate the Calliope Mori. Its her world I'm just living in it. I do wish she was a little more clever about confronting bullshit but at the same time thats one of her charm points

>>16565407
Yes, I'm just making precations.
No way she would enjoy being a foddian streamer let alone play the hardest foddian game ever.
She would be absolutw dogshit at the game. She would never feel the dopamine rush she got when she beat jk and new babe+ cause she will never beat the game. Say no to pogostuck

>>16565412
You are right, Mori isn't tough enough for it. It would break her and there is nothing she could do about it.

>>16565433
Where

>>16565536
>He doesn't know the moom code

>>16565370
Remember deadbeats, no pogostuck. Absolutely no edit or fanart of her on a pogostick either, don't give her any ideas.

Why is this retard trying so hard? He realizes we all know it's one person, right?

>>16565592
Yes, for her own safety we must keep the idea of Pogostuck far far away from Mori's mind. At all costs we must let Mori know to NEVER play Pogostuck its for her own good that she never play such a hard and frustrating game.

>>16565654
I may be autistic about her not playing pogostuck but I'd never samefag.
I just don't want her to pick up the game ever

>>16565654
Plot twist: It’s Mori

>>16565906
Even Mori isn't this retarded.

>>16564674
Holy shit I didn't expect a response. Much appreciated man!

This retarded autist made me curious about this stupid game so I checked it out. He's right, this game looks like it would be impossible for Mori. She should never pick this up. She would be dogwater shit at this game. Don't mention Pogstuck to Mori.

>>16565931
>She read that bait SC

Are you so sure about that?

>>16565990
I didn't say she wasn't retarded. I love my dumb reaper. She's just not THAT retarded.

When is Q supposed to release?

>>16565980
Yeah man, cheers.

Can you please stop? It's obviously not as bad as anti shit but it's still pretty annoying to see you have a conversation at yourself through text.

>>16566021
But she would have to be that retarded to play Pogostuck, its just way to hard for her.

>>16566071
When it’s ready

>>16565990
its a shame she can't trust her membership streams to not be filled with retards trying to bait a reaction out of her anymore. Just means she's got to fully read out all members supers in her head before saying it out loud from now on which she probably does for non members streams already

>>16565984
See, I knew you would get it. She should never touch this game ever.
I mean beating jk and the dlc doesn't make you a foddian gamer. I mean who would want to see her become a dedicated foddian speedrunner right?
She doesn't have the dedication or patience to do it.
>>16566090
As I said before, I've never samefagged nor will I ever do that

>>16566149
So...when Gura has a panic attack in the middle of the night again and calls Mori and J-Chad to release it that second?

>>16566216
This wouldn't have had happened if she had mods. Why doesn't she have any mods at all? Like dude even 2views have mods.

>>16565654
>Why is this retard trying so hard?
He just learned what reverse psychology is from a tv show and thinks he's being clever.

Sorry deadbeats, I have to anti your oshi because she doesn't like Tolkien but loves Adam Sandler

>>16566216
I can't understand not already doing this, I GUESS she maybe trusted members to not send yab shit but they still send stupid shit all the time. It's not like you lose the natural reaction if you read it in your head first

>>16566071
The morning of January 31st is still technically early January.

>>16566216
I feel like she normally does proofread them, but she was full-on no filter during that stream and was a bit zoned out (plus sandwich distraction)

>>16566299
That's fair. Our Boy has shit taste, and we love her eternal twelve-year-old mind.

>>16566299
Well maybe if Tolkien wasn't shit and explained what Aragorn's tax policy was then maybe Mori and others would like it.

>>16566357
Goddammit, Martin, will you just have your heart attack already?

>>16566299
She doesn't dislike Tolkien, just has too small of an attention span for movies that require any sort of critical thinking to follow along with

>>16566420
she's just not a fan of the high fantasy aesthetic

>>16566473
That's cope. She's just not smart enough for it.

>>16566337
Klk is not shit, neither are mcr, patd, fob, pokemon and mafia movies. She just has millenial tastes you boomer

>>16566216
nah, she deserves to crash with the reality that some folks who might've spent money on her don't like her buddies and are gonna respond in ways they are assured she'll see
it'll be a learning experience when said friends drop her ass after she loses Hololive backing while the folks that are actually invested will still send her money

>>16566398
Never! If I keep "writing" a book but never finish then the series can never be ruined. The moment the book is released or I die then its over and the series finished.

>>16566420
>>16566497
>le you have to be smart to enjoy tolkien
I don't get /lit/fags. Liking certain movies and books don't make you smart, neither does reading fiction.
Getting a degree in STEM is the only way someone gets smart

>>16566497
>She's just not smart enough for it.
Now it sounds like you're coping because someone doesn't like the same shit you do.

>>16566473
Except Dark Souls...and Jump King...and Shrek

I really want this bitch to give me some godly throat.

>>16566541
>some folks who might've spent money on her don't like her buddies
Dude's not a red skull and it was his first sc. I was the one who shitposted about him being a long time fan. People who don't like her friends have already dropped her last year. Did you jwu?

>>16566609
Sounds good, I also want her to give me some throat as I fall into her tummy, trapped forever within her body

>>16566607
she's a bigger fan of bloodborne. Plus I think she likes the decay of the worlds of DS and JK more than the high fantasy stuff
as for Shrek... I concede

>>16566607
>dark souls
>jk
>shrek
>high fantasy

>>16566586
I didn't say smart (the first (You)), I just don't think someone who forgets 4-button game controls after a 5-minute bathroom break could follow along very well with a movie with so many characters/plot points

>>16566541
ogey

>>16566746
If the plot of your movie / book can be summarized in a wikipedia article then it's not really complicated.
Lotr got nothing on discworld

>>16566609
REAPER PUSSY PEAPER PUSSY REAPER PUSSY YEEEEEEEEAHHHHHHHHHH

>>16566299
Honestly understandable. Once the baby has arrived I'll be doing my best to correct this but she does have some awful taste
>>16566357
I'm going to fucking stab you martin you filthy fucking casual. So many of your complaints are actually addressed if you'd read the fucking books and some of the additional works, you fucking hack

>>16566768
>>16566680
It's the "protobeat" elitist, ignore him

>>16566680
I mean I still don't like her friends (hated them before her debut and never changed my mind) but I still love Mori. She is her own person and not chained to her friends, to imply otherwise is to say somebody like Milky is only good because she is Mori's friend.

>>16566845
Just read her and the baby the Hobbit as a bedtime story, ez

>>16566905
Don't worry I've got my plans

>>16566745
>Shrek
>Not High Fantasy

Also what makes Dark Souls not High Fantasy?

>>16566986
NTA but Darks Souls' setting is based in the decay of high fantasy and its a far gone decay. Its similar but fundamentally different to something like Lord of the Rings

>>16566845
>I'm going to stab you Martin

Good luck, you won't get past my vest made of money and my fat folds.

>>16566880
same here
I'm reminded of that one episode of Recess where T.J. tries making friends with this one kid who just hates him. The kid is a good guy and gets along with everyone else, but he wants nothing to do with T.J. despite T.J. being well-liked by virtually everyone. The main point is that no matter who you are or what you do, some people will just never like you.
This can apply to alot of things and people in this hobby but my point is pretty obvious

>>16566986
High Fantasy is Dark Souls if Dark Souls wasn't cool

>>16566746
You're so far up your own fucking ass that you don't even realize it. You sound like a Rick and Morty fan

>>16567123
Please, everybody knows High Fantasy is the Dark Souls of Fantasy sub-genres.

For me? It's Dragon's Dogma.

>>16567112
Recess was a pretty good show. The episode where they use trading cards for currency and TJ takes advantage of the system to become rich was funny

High Fantasy is called High Fantasy because it’s so bland you have to be stoned to enjoy it.

>>16566294
Nobody in hololive has mods lmao
Casual reminder that it took nearly 5 months of getting spammed before Cover let Coco have mods

>>16567381
Kiara

>>16567372

>>16567361
I loved that episode, probably because something similar happened in my elementary school.

>>16567381
Uuuhhh dude? You want to try again? You might want to self delete your post

>>16567422
Kiara is unironically the exception

>>16567325
I want to see Mori play Dragon's Dogma 2 so bad bros

>>16567381
>Nobody in hololive has mods lmao
How fucking new?

>>16566609
Why is she drawn so fucking sexy here? Mori's not this hot on stream.

>>16567325
Fucking based. I just wish the game had more content and enemy variety....

>>16567474
I'm pretty sure Roboco has a translator mod

>>16567372

>>16567372
>>16567439
Oh so THAT is why Kronii has been buddy-buddy with Kiara lately

>You told me there would be High Fantasy here
>Yeah! Its called Fellowship of the Ring

>>16567514
Lies, my wife is always that hot.

>>16567477
Lesbeat is more likely to score Mori than Dragon's Dogma 2 getting released in our lifetime.

Why is she so cucked?

>open thread
>it's still shitposting about TT and being general anti-Mori
>close thread
Even global has moved on you fucks

>>16567622
The only thing deadbeats hate more than other deadbeats is Mori herself.

>>16567595
Don't care. Since you're already here tourist, what's your favorite fantasy piece of media?

>>16567514
You gay or somethin

>>16567622
Warhammer Fantasy vs Warhammer40k?

>>16567573
You are wrong. With DMC5 out of the way Itsuno can make Dragon's Dogma 2 and it will live up to our expectations.

>>16567622
what thread are you reading blindbeat?

>>16567622
>arguing over high fantasy and mods
>WHY ARE YOU GUYS TIMELOOPING? DEADBEATS ARE THE WORST FANBASE
You're not clever faggot

>>16563042
very good

>>16567710
This one Fagbeat

Pogostuck?

>>16567622
>being surprised that schizos haven't moved on
Schizos never move on. Destroying them is the only solution.

>>16567704
I waited 10 years for Mount and Blade Bannerlord and I didn't like it.

>>16567762
Better than high fantasy.

>>16567649
Like any media? Blood bowl the board game. I like playing as Orcs and Amazons. I like the theming of undead too but they are harder to play as imo, even though I did win a league championship with them IDK how to play defense with undead where as I can just guard lock someone with orcs at low TV and Amazons are one of if not the best low TV defensive teams. Also I am pissed they cucked old world alliance

>>16567762
Door stuck

>>16567762
DO NOT! Its too difficult for Mori.

>>16567739

>>16567729
It has been 8 minutes since the last comment about it. I think your retardation might be terminal

>>16567739
>Talking about fantasy stuff
Uh I think you need your eyes sockets cleaned

>>16567661
I WANT SLUTTY MORI I WANT HER SLO SLOBBER ALL OVER MY COCK AND CALL ME HER GOOD BOY AND SAY MY COCK IS WAY BETTER THAT ANY OF THOSE SUPERCHATS AND SLAM HER PELVIS DOWN ON MINE UWA SEEEEEEX MORI SEEEEXX IMPREGNATION SEXXX WAAAAA GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT

>>16567704
>With DMC5 out of the way
>reminder that Mori will never touch DMC onstream even though it's the perfect game for her
It hurts...

>>16567461
>>16567502
>>16567542
Ok let me rephrase that
Nobody in Hololive has mods (except Kiara under stipulation) (Ina when AO-chan decides to show up) (and ID with other streamers)
I meant more so that they don't have a team of mods always just hanging around
Like 100-500 view indies will have at least 10 mods around, but HL girls with 5000k-10000k viewers will have 0 mods in their chat most of the time

>>16567878
gotta tell her dante was inspired by joseph to get her interest then rely on her friendship with gura to do the rest

>>16567853
Do you consider Dark Souls high fantasy? What's the best example of high fantasy in gaming if not?

>>16567878
Our oshi works in mysterious ways.

I still fucking hate Connor because he's nothing but a grifting little bitch that seethes when his podcast buddies so much interrupt or one-up him in any way, but at least he and Calli talked it out and solved it like adults (if what she's saying is true). "I've told him to watch what he says" everyone that fucking follows them has told him the same and he ignores it. Then he wonders why people hate him so much. I hate the other two Trash fucks but it'd be better if she was closer to them at this point, they're less prone to say retarded shit.

I don't follow her as closely but I still admire your hard work, Calli.

>>16567920
You’re actually retarded.
Just because the mods don’t post in the chat for attention doesn’t mean there aren’t mods. Mori has talked about her mods countless times.

>>16567878
You think that's bad (its pretty bad, I love DMC and watching Gura go through it is a treat) I wanted her to play Killer7. But I worry management would veto it because its skirts lines they may be afraid of getting near.

>>16567814
>Blood Bowl
Yeah, I'm thinking based. Nobody likes Age of Sigmar anyway I have no fucking idea why Games Workshop insisted that """reboot". Then again, it's the same jewish company making Primaris Marines because they wanted to update the Space Marine scale. Yeah, that's cool and all except CSM became taller with ZERO lore justifications.

>>16567820
OUTTA MY WAY, SON
YOU'RE A G-GENUINE DICKSUCKER

>enters thread
>complains people are timelopping when no one currently is
>suddenly someone starts time looping
Really makes you think huh??

>>16567920
>Nobody in Hololive has mods
>except for this list of exceptions
>except for the other holos I didn't mention too
It would've been easier to just admit that you were wrong about that point instead of doing this.

>>16568073
No, I've removed all parts of my brain that aren't devoted to thinking about Mori exclusively. Those are my only thoughts. Sorry.

>>16567983
Which high fantasy tv show is your favorite?

I'm going to go get my 8 hours of sleep and wake up to Mori. Enjoy the fantasy media talk. Also congrats to Mumei on the first Council original song, really enjoyed it

>>16568034
the only gay thing is they rewrote the rules in 2016 and then again in 2020 and both times they consulted only the people who play the table top NAF scene rather than the whole scene and the faggot NAF players did "balance changes" that fucked with league but would have ZERO effect on their beloved NAF meta

>>16568161
>Also congrats to Mumei on the first Council original song, really enjoyed it
Kronii...onegai...

Mori LUST. BURNING LUST for this hot, perfect, dumb reaper.

>>16568268
I want to create life with the grim reaper so fucking bad

>>16568249
Mumei did say that Kronii's song should be coming soon.

I jumped in because of Mori's music and it's been kinda sad on the EN branch to only see Kiara pushing originals. I did really enjoy Violet and I hope Ina keeps pushing herself.

>>16568268
Based. I want to make tender love to this adorable dork. I want to cup her cheek with one hand while I thrust into her and stare into her gorgeous eyes. I want to lean down into a kiss when we both climax. I want to whisper into her ear that I love her and then roll over and draw her into my chest as we drift off to sleep.

>>16568154
Not so much shows but I want to get into Tolkien stuff. I also like dark fantasy, fuck gays of thrones though. Nice try to avoid timelooping, a last fuck TT

>>16568452
>but I want to get into Tolkien stuff.
Just watch the Movies dude. Make sure they're the extended editions though

I don't like High Fantasy or Hard-Sci Fi

>>16568492
Based, the extended editions are the only editions.

>>16568357
I REALLY REALLY want to give her a family! I want to raise children with her! I want to be a husband and father for her! I want to live comfortably in a house in the countryside with our children!

>>16568495
We know Mori but we're having a nice thread so don't fuck it up please

>>16568561
Mori desperately wants kids. She's so baby hungry that I bet her womb would absolutely devour everything you dump into her.

>>16568358
At the very least, Mori seems to have encouraged the other girls to try their hands at being producers for more Myth group songs. I could definitely see Ame trying

>>16568235
>small group of tryhards ruin fun for everyone else unaffected by their silly bitch fights
Many such cases. GWS are a bunch of niggers but no one else even rivals them as an alternate >wargame company. Warmachine/hordes shat itself to death a few years back and I don't think people even play Infinity.

>>16568358
Mumei said Mori gave her advice on making more music in the future, and given that this song got a good reception she'll hopefully follow through

>>16567560
Thanks for the chuckle, mate.

>>16568675
>Warmachine/hordes
I remember them being a solid up and comer. What happened to them ?

>>16568492
I did watch the first movie extended but still need to watch the other two. Regardless, I want to finish the second and read the third book and go into the other stuff like The Silmarillion.
>>16568495
I hate sci-fi too. I'm more of an elf faggot than alien or robot one.

>>16568358
Reflect was good.

>>16568495
Sci-fi can be pretty neat.
Elves, dwarves, and orcs are overdone and creatively bankrupt.

>>16568746
I love high fantasy and generally dislike ayys, but I fuckin love robitts.

>>16568591
She'd even let weebish Welshmen breed her she is so desperate

>>16568712
HQs were stuffed at the back and never seeing action leading to a very static gameplay, and it also kinda died when they allowed the forum "community" balance the game for them. I don't know the full story, but everyone I knew who used to play the game was really salty about it.

>>16568495
Morippipipi if you give Planetes a fair shake I'll play Jump King

>>16568358
Well we at least have 3 more Mori x genmate originals to look forward to.

>only just got to watching Mumei's song
>43k views
>43k likes
I wonder when YT is ever gonna fix that bug, assuming they haven't declared it a feature already. Assuming Mori helped with the english lyrics, she really has a "musical" quality to her song writing if anyone gets what I mean. I feel like this song could front a musical as a introduction to the protagonist who is selling the audience on the wonders of adventure and blazing your own path.

>We're horny again
Good

>>16568712
>>16568881
a single high up lead left and then the actual company owner decided to do a shitty video game kickstarter that lost a bunch of money and then a spiral of death occured that had talent running away from the company. During that talent drain they attempted a relaunch that failed miserably and sunk the ship. They've since tried to launch other games to bail themselves out but now even the owner is giving up. (which may be a good thing as he ultimately was the biggest problem for success with the company and they were at their best when he was hands off)
Played Cryx and later Convergence for a decade.

>>16568997
Mumei and Mori like to talk about musicals with eachother, so thats pretty fitting

Since we're talking about the Owl, she did a guerilla karaoke last night and it was one of the best performances I've heard from any of the girls. It's unarchived but other people posted it. Highly recommend checking it out

>>16568675
euros play infinity. It's a french game

>>16567983
>it'd be better if she was closer to them at this point
guess what anon

lol

>>16569018
Always horny for the Moris

>>16569018
I will take ANY excuse to hornypost about this sexy reaper. GOD I want to breed her like a Spiritomb.

>>16569063
I caught it, too. I fully agree- unironically the single best karaoke performance of any EN girl. The owl voice was STRONG, no limiters to be found. Setlist was pretty good, too.

Pogostuck don't get it even for a buck
Hardest game won't ever let you win with luck
Mori you savant but pick this up and you would surely suck
I don't want you to suffer instead just give me a quick fuck

>>16568591
Imagine coming home to her finishing up some recording or animating, expecting another quiet night of dinner and watching some shitty movie after a long day of work, two trains, a ワンマン transfer, and a bus, but instead, you're greeted by hearing all sounds from the studio stopping as soon as you lock the door. She walks out of the room, almost scowling at you, and just says "we're doing it tonight". You start stuttering and stammering, confused at what's going on, and she just says "kids" before aggressively dragging you to the bedroom.

>>16567983
>little bitch that seethes when his podcast buddies so much interrupt or one-up him in any way
Are we watching the same podcast? What the fuck are you on about?

>>16569151
And name our kids after other deadbeats, so they know who their father is

>>16568847
That can be said about sci-fi too with ayys and bobbits. Everyhing sci-fi either looks like star kek or stan wars with some cyberpunk lite thrown in.
>>16568852
Hey that's good but really bobs never did it for me. Not my mating call.
Semi-related but why is FromSoft so asstight in letting Holo play their shit? Niji can play DS and BB without issue and I know Calli wants to play Bloodborne, hell I'd like to see her play all DS.

>>16568495
What about weird fiction low fantasy? These usually come themes usually explored in sci-fi and don't really exist outside of strange japanese fantasy doujins and ADND retroclones. Pic related, it's a centaur.

>>16569193
I want to battle Mori for dominance in the bedroom, but not actually battle that hard so that she has a chance and we can switch.

>>16569241
My meat's looking a bit dry. Gonna need that sauce deadbro

>>16569241
I'm always a fan of anything that makes it weird. Basically, I don't like highly tropey stuff.

Every single one of these scenarios sounds so OOC for her that I can't even imagine them.

>>16569306
Don't care, I will imagine Mori in all situations without remorse. Frankly, anything sexual with her is OOC.

>>16569216
I will name my first born son Tony and my daughter Lucitan. It's the least I can do for my reaper wife.

>>16569099
Filth

>>16569241
That looks like a Miura monster.
It still hurts.

>>16569277
Man Eater series by Fan no Hitori.

>>16569372
No its

>>16569306
What about Mori getting into a drunken haze, rambling about much she loves you and giving you sloppy kisses

>>16569409
What an objectively sexy and attractive adult woman.

>>16569306
Just found out there's a word for this. Apparently it's called "fantasizing". Turns out people imagine unrealistic things all the time. Sorry for being retarded.

>>16569418
Still OOC, she'd probably still call you a bitch and kick you in the nuts even drunk

>>16569462
I think you might be retarded, bro.

>>16569462
I can work with that

I'm gonna our kids pogostuck to serve as a reminder to my wife mori to never play that game.

>>16569418
>>16569462
haha imagine if she slapped you for no reason and then immediately hugged you and kissed you on the lips (with tongue)

>>16569462
I think you might have no clue what Mori is like. Bitch couldn't even give me the middle finger without feeling bad and then making hearts in an attempt to make it up.

>>16569462
not if you're her lover (deadbeats)

>>16569519
insert video of that dude getting punched in the face while some girl straddles him and then kisses him

https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1482949406726840325

I love this dumb reaper so much!

>>16569529
Yeah, she's totally a drunk party girl that gets loose and starts kissing after a few drinks

>>16569529

>>16569639
Don't check her likes then, she's still going

>>16569640
No but shes not going to call me a bitch and kick me in the nuts. Given how she is if she did that she'd then offer to massage them until they feel better

>>16569639
everything in the world = jump king and getting over it

>>16569639
Beautiful reaper with a beautiful heart! Mori LOVE! Really wish she could put down that cup, though!

>>16569692
Oh no, she likes things that I personally do not.

>>16569746
>Kimono Mori can't put down the cup
>regular Mori can't stop drinking
THEY ARE

>>16569743
Hopefully not pogostuck

>>16568685
I watched most of Pt 1; had to mute for a few minutes to get a phone call, but it definitely sounds like Moomers is gonna go through with more music.

I just hope they find a better producer. Between the auto-tune and the mix, I just find the song to be average where I think I would really enjoy a remix that was just more of her natural voice like the accapella clips.

>>16568765
Reflect was definitely good. It's just a shame that shark enjoys singing so much and only has a handful of songs to show for it. Especially with 3 of the 4 songs being covers (if we don't count group-songs.)


I'm not gonna bitch and blame anyone though. I just like to hear the kid sing.

>>16568911
I honestly can't wait to hear what she does with the rest of them. Ina has a very soft vocal which could contrast well with Mori's. Though we could also see the flip and get some good harmonies between the two.
Hopefully with Kiara we get some of that Sparks energy. I think that song really was a breakthrough moment for Kiara as it really brought out some of her personal energy into the music and the sad-piano version really showed some versatility on her end.

Ame is the only vocal that would be really hard to work with. As much as people might want to meme about "soul," Ame needs some real guidance. Her range is obviously limited and she doesn't really have a hang of timing or tune most of the time. I still feel like Mori could bring the best out of her so I am hopeful.

>>16569692
Damn look at all of the other Holos shes retweeted. My boy sure loves and adores her coworkers

>>16569746
Me and my assortment of unhealed bruises beg to differ!

>>16569827
Apparently not enough to ever warrant an actual written reply

>>16569827
I meant to say liked here rather than retweeted. Not sure how I mixed that up

>>16569072
>infinity
it's a spanish game you dumbbeat, and it's really good
but i do wanna put together a mori-themed soulblight gravelords force for AoS, it's the only plausible way to get her on the table

>>16569639
every time she does it

>>16569639
What an angel....

>>16567729
He was right though.

remember to love your Mori

>>16570242
can't stop won't stop MORI LOOOOOVE!

>>16570242
The bob cut is unreasonably sexy and I WILL kiss her neck

>>16570332
that's definitely a plus for short hair but preferring to have long soft flowing hair is peak femininity

>>16570242
Has anyone made a bisexual bob joke yet? I know Gura was into it, but has anyone specifically brought up the concept?

>>16570332
How to spoon:dick hard on da butt, tiddy in my hand, kiss Mori neck, hell yeah

>>16569197
He is insufferable

>>16570242
I'm never going to get over how sexy this new outfit is and how hot the hair is and how perfect she is and I love her fuck she's so perfect

Don't make it weird, Dead Beats.

>>16570479
Shut up and get in bed, Mori. It's time to make you a mother.

>>16570457
yet Mori is good friends with him and not with you. Cope faget.

>>16570479
There is nothing weird about the miracle of life Mori. Humans have done it for thousands of years.

>>16570479
I didn't do shit I just love Mori

>>16570479
Its only weird if you make it weird, so get on the bed already. we are going at it all night!!

https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1482949554542505985
They're such good friends! I love it.

https://twitter.com/jeonmin8974/status/1482926905170923521
Uwaaaaaaa

Do you think our boy will complete it today?

>>16570850
MORI BACK EROTIC
MORI NAPE AND SHOULDERS...... EROTIC.........

>>16570850
SEEEEX

I guess even the mods have had enough of timeloops.

I really hope those permissions really do run until the 31st or she's going to get the rug pulled out from her
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1482959542451605507?s=21

>>16570850
Unfortunately I already used it so I'm just going to redirect >>16569409

>>16567878
it is, but she got this idea of the game being very complicated, probably what's making her back off.

>can't post Mori tweets anymore
What is this weird form of erasure?

>>16570992
Place your bets Deadbeats, who are the 7-8 entrants?

>>16571103
Sana
Reine
Mumei
Ina
Mori
Ollie
Bae
Kronii

>>16571171
Has kronii even started the game?

>>16570607
Do you actually like him?

>>16571298
She's streamed it multiple times dude, where have you been? I only listed holos that have played pokemon on stream

>>16571039
That's a shame. The game certainly CAN be complicated- it has a very high skill CEILING, especially for Vergil and Dante. But the skill floor really isn't THAT high.
t. retard who enjoys it a lot

>>16571446
I don't watch many of her streams. In a recent one she mentioned the possibility of this tournament, and she said she didn't want to continue playing on stream because of the perms expiring

>>16570992
What a sick logo. Our Boy flexing those grafic desine skills.

>>16571591
Our boy commissioned the logo
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1482962499536568323?s=21

>>16571591
It was comissioned
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1482962499536568323?s=21

>>16571629
>>16571653
My mistake, homie did a great job.

Hey deadbeats, I'm selling you a rrat;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdNRCUUM41M
Here's your ID3

>>16571039
What in the fucking world...? She saw Goomba playing it ffs. Even if she thinks everyone in EN is a better gamer than her, seeing Goomba still do good despite fucking around should've made it obvious that the game isn't complicated.
Even if she never would've streamed it because of same game autism, I would've at least enjoyed hearing her thoughts about the characters.

>>16566071
Trust the plan

>>16572085
This is my favorite Rachie cover, good taste tastebeat

>>16571325
Yes, and?

>>16572126
If I may extend a rrat, I think the game genre itself may not be to her liking. She's not particularly inclined toward hard action stuff like that, from what I've seen. Fast-paced, reaction-driven games are where her weaknesses are. She was able to surpass it with Doom, but I feel like a lot of that was just her sheer stubbornness wanting to get it done, and perhaps not as much enjoyment. Mori loves simplicity, and while DMC5 isn't necessarily hard, I definitely wouldn't call it simple.

>>16572282
>She's not particularly inclined toward hard action stuff like that, from what I've seen. Fast-paced, reaction-driven games are where her weaknesses are.
Anon!?!?!

>>16572085
I'll take it, thanks

>>16572282
but she loves Tsushima.That thing is more complicated because it relies on different mechanics, while DMC gives you a big toolbox to use.

I'm really just thinking it's because Charlie dunked on it.

>>16572428
>I'm really just thinking it's because Charlie dunked on it.
Huh? He gave the game an 80%...

loving, soft, cuddly lovemaking with Mori.

>>16572506
>>16572428
>anything that isn't a 90% and above isn't worth playing

>>16568596
Soo mori is like the leader and advice other council

>>16572264
Enough to hide your posts.
I'm no deadbeat to know her but it seems Calli simply is not too interested in DMCV, be it because the skill ceiling may scare her or simply a taste thing. In any case, I hope she gives it a chance. The music alone should hook her in, if you ask me.
That aside
>>16569221
Bringing this up again, I'd tune in on Calli if she gets greenlight to play BB.

>>16573028
She needs a Japanese friend to tell her it's a great game she should play if she likes Metal Gear RIsing. Hell, I'm surprised her best friend from the states never mentioned her about the game since she seems to be somewhat terminally online

>>16572514
I'll take laying next to her while I listen to her gently snore

>>16573254
I want to fall asleep holding her

>>16571573
>perms expiring soon
Nintendo why even do that. And here I was hoping Sana could make that big Holo tournament happen with how competitive she is.
>>16571171
I second this.

Oh god mori is drinking the stupid bitch juice again.

>>16573682
My guess is that the perms are expiring because of the new Pokémon game coming out and Nintendo wanting the attention to be on that one.
Hopefully they’ll get permissions for it.

https://www.twitch.tv/moricalliope_hololiveen