/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I change my sheets every 6 months or so. I have a summer set and a winter set.

I stopped showering so I can become stinky like my oshi Chloe, I also killed my grandma

>weekly
dude my mom is a hygeine freak and even she doesn't change her sheets weekly
every 3 weeks is enough, otherwise you're just asking for pilled bedsheets

>>16495645
If anything they've made my habits worse because I'm forcing myself to prove my worth.

>>16495645
i'm considering worsening my hygiene so i have better chances with my future orca wife

>>16495645
I rape a lot less thanks to Mel.

>>16496328
sorry to hear that anon, get well soon

Wait, you're supposed to replace the bed sheet ?

>>16496455
Amateur. Chloe doesn't even know what a bedsheet is.

>>16496455
Imagine if you wore the same clothes every single day for months without washing them. You're spending 8 hours a night in your bed, the sheets will absorb your sweat and skin oils just as much as a t-shirt will.

>>16495645
Lui said for OP to suck my cock. You going to do that OP?

Unironically gained a rep mindset from Ina and /wah/.

>>16496744
Can I just suck Lui's cock instead?

>>16496539
What's a bed?

>>16496739
How often are you supposed to change them though?

I don't absolutely despise women anymore.

>>16497302
most people do it once every 2 weeks but once a week is considered better

Realized how dangerous parasocial relationships are. Especially when it can all fall apart at any moment, or even worse, the mask slips and you see how it really all is.

>>16495645
After hearing Rushia say that she went to the convenience store without wearing pants, I started going out without wearing pants too.

>>16497860
this is based but only if you are a cute twink

>>16497302
Once a month at most

>>16495645
Seeing migo get sick made me realize I need to stop pulling all-nighters like I use to. Now I sleep at 12 like a grandpa.

>>16496739
That's only if you sleep naked tho

>>16495645
My oshi likes muscular men so I started working out.

>>16498550
Anon, you still sweat even if you are wearing clothes.

>>16498659
favorite lift?

>>16498679
My onesies absorb the sweat

>>16497302
Do you shower before you sleep? If yes, then once a month. Otherwise once a week.

>>16495725
3 weeks of deadskin cells..

>>16498979
Do you mean like RIGHT before you sleep? I shower after I wake up because I'm always itchy after waking up and it ruins my day if I don't take a shower.

>>16499804
Right before sleep. Nothing's stopping you from showering twice a day if you want a morning shower.

>>16499804
some people shower after they wake up
others before they sleep

>>16499804
>I'm always itchy after waking up
Why do you think that might be anon

>>16496744
No but I will suck her cock

Seeing how all successful chuuba are mostly women encourages me to become one.

>>16500192
chuuba or woman? cause i don't think one's possible

>>16495645
I... don't even use bed sheet... should i?

>>16500255
Do you have an itchy back? Are you experiencing unexplained eczema?

>>16500255
>sleeping open to the air
that's how you get molested by the monster under your bed anon, always wear a protective blanket

>>16500379
No.
>>16500404
My mattress touches the floor.

>>16500522
the boogeyman doesn't care, you're just asking for him to sniff your feet and armpits

I don't think I've washed or changed my bedsheets in years

>>16500768
good god imagine the smell

>>16500768
Chloe...

>>16499975
>>16499984
>>16500037
My mother complains that I shower every day even though I'm at home all the time. But sometimes I start to feel itchy after a while and wonder if I should be showering twice a day. I've tried lotion but that doesn't seem to help. I don't understand why I get so itchy.

>>16501100
sounds like you have some kind of skin condition
see a dermatologist
also tell your mom to shut the fuck up

>>16501100
unironically stop showering so much. your skin naturally produces oils to protect/moisten itself, showering (especially with hot water) removes those oils and makes you itchy

>>16501100
you need a good body + face lotion and lube yourself up immediately after drying off from a shower

>>16501100
shower with colder water, if the water is too hot then it might damage your skin, specially near the balls and ass