/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Still not gonna top https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHe3JMd_XCg&t=87s

>>1639453
*just a 30 second shot of this face*

Didn't watch, but Ina winning made me smile

>>1639453
Honestly Mike I almost fell asleep. What is it going to take for Cover corp to do something original? They have everyone's attention, now what? You can't just skate by on existing tropes into the sunset and expect to retain viewership. The only thing that held my attention was the semi-lynchian relationship between Gura and Kiara.

>>1640100
So get this. HololiveEN vs HololiveJP in a 5 v 5 basketball game in their 3d avatars. easy money.

>>1641199
Mori will just shoot over them. Literally going to be like Kobe vs a 5 year old kid.

Fuck you Kiara

>>1641266
possibly, but the rest of EN will be dead weight. Coco, Matsuri, and Flare would be more than enough to stifle Mori's offensive game plan. I would take JP in this matchup

>>1641413
Ah, but while Mori is definitely the lynch pin, Gura is definitely an athlete who will be a vital asset in controlling the court and pushing the ball towards Calli.

>>1641413
Gura is an NBA fan, while Kiara can take a bump and become Ron Artest.

>>1641650
>Gura
>Athlete
No. im sorry, anon. She can barely clean her house/herself let alone keep up with Matsuri's endurance or prevent the brutal mogging by Flare's aggressive playstyle.

>>1641654
>implying Kiara wouldn't just be screeching while shes knocked over by Coco's soft screen's

>>1641801
>Matsuri's endurance
Nonfactor, she's gonna have some weird freakout and dq herself somehow.

>>1639453
It reminded me of that one episode of Star Trek the Next Generation where Captain Picard finally decides to join the rest of the crew for their weekly poker game, that was such a good episode

>>1639453
Hololive in a nutshell since silencing Haachama.

>>1641896
Ah yes, the point where TNG should have ended, the series finale "All Good Things". What a great episode.

>>1641908
I miss Nerd Crew.

>>1641413
Gorilla goes in for the kill

>>1642030
It's too bad they had to shut it down due to the PTSD Mike suffered from William Shatner making fun of him.

>>1639453
You can just tell Jay is a Koronefag, Mike likes Gura but always denys it when asked.

>>1642168
I still find it hilarious that he thought that shit was serious. Fucking boomers.

>>1641887
damnit you're completely right. I still stand that JP edges it out. forgot to acknowledge >>1642108
this as well. Kanata may be small, but I can imagine her getting really aggressive if pushed too hard. Like checking girls in the blind spot aggressive

>>1640100
This doesn't read like something Jay would say at all

>>1639453
What would be the chubba equivalent of "my friends just posted a video". Im thinking "my girlfiend just posted a video"

>>1639596
When did Ina not win a collab battle also what happened to Golden Yagoos

>>1642168
Is that what happened? I just thought the joke was getting old

>>1642360
Pretty sure they were tired of it, they will bring it back one day.

>>1642312
Leave it to Rich to falseflag as Jay on a Mongolian canoe carving board.

so is a virtual youtuber different from a regular youtuber? i don't get it

>>1642360
They just couldn't out-do the real thing anymore.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0A5x3v03dgU

>>1642445
Chubbas are simulacra gfs, mike and jay are simulacra friend group.

KIKIRIKIIIIIIIII

>>1642030
Gotta clap for Nerd Crew

>>1642583
Jazz hands*

>>1642360
Nah, the joke ran its course and it became one of those instances where the reality of what they were parodying because a parody of its self, therefore completely making their mockery of it nigh impossible.

I LOVE INA

>>1643240
Based Moby

I used to see Jay all the time at a place called Grant Park beach with his boyfriend. They've featured the place in a couple of videos, where they dump DVDs into the lake.

>Mori and Kiara had teetee and I clapped!
>I clapped when I saw it too!
>I clapped because I know "forbidden knowledge"!

>Mentions pizza rolls during her Let's watch The Room stream.

Is Mori Calliope a Red Letter Media Fan?

>>1643411
Oh fuck you

Who would Rich Evans pick as his oshi?

>>1643521
Okayu

>>1643521
Shion because she's also very good at speaking Chinese.

>>1643521
it would probably be korone since they probably have similar gaming sensibilities

>"Hey Jay, guess what time it is?"
>"What time is it?"
>"FUCK YOU IT'S THE SAME SHIT STREAMS!"
>"We've got "Uma Musume Pick Up 15"
>"Apex 100 kills challenge 4"
>"Shitty japanese horror game made in unity 7"
>"Daily Duolingo 25"
>"Minecraft building 426"
>"Minecraft building? Isn't that just a zatsudan?"
>"All streams really are just zatsudans!"
>"OH MY GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD"

>>1642312
Agree

On today's Best of the Worst!

>>1643783
Totally upvoted, this 100%

>>1641199
Who would the JP team be? Going by height alone you get:
>Coco
>Botan
>Choco
>Aki
>Sora/Suisei/Nene (tied)
but I'm sure there are other factors that would make for a different team in practice.

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>>1643970
Assuming Ina doesn't get to use her tentacles nor Calli any skeletal minions, EN gets mogged real fucking hard.

Mike would pretend to not be interested in public but would watch Luna in private.

>>1643970
Starting lineup for JP would be

Coco-Center
Botan-Power Forward
Suisei-Small Forward
Towa-Point Guard
Matsuri-Scoring Guard

EN

Callie-Center
Ame-Power Forward
Kiara-Small Forward
Ina-Point Guard
Gura-Scoring Guard

Just looking at this, EN is beaten no matter how you look at it. Because I don't trust Kiara to be physical enough, it forces Calli to be center. Coco might have some trouble with her, but everywhere else across the board, JP is just better(in theory)

>>1644545
fuck, that's not even including Subaru as a SG or Flare as a potential center, and Coco can swing to PF, moving Botan to SF.

Yeah, its over before it even began.