/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

rrat

I love Ina!

My wife Gura

>Be me
>Disney employee, working into my 10th hour of my shift of telling poors to fuck off and letting richfags into Disney
>Coworkers chilling and we're all just trying to disassociate before the thousandth Disney mom asks about a military discount because she's married to a sergeant she cucks daily
>Suddenly there is the smell of mold in the air
>oh no, FUCK NO!
>ITS HER!
>Coworkers snap back to reality and immediately take shelter. I was too slow and I'm left behind.
>I watch as this notorious womanlet in a shark costume strolls on by in the fast lane. How the fuck is she able to buy so many fast passes?
>She leaves behind a trail of mold and pizza crumbs. Leaving poorfags and the rich behind her to be sent into a coughing fit from breathing in her sludge.
>The mickey mouse hazmat team is already notified and on the way. I'm forced to be the lone person to scan her fast pass.
"H-Hello ma'am."
>She slurps on an oreo milkshake loudly while I try my hardest to not cough. Even with a face mask I'm tearing up. I feel like I'm breathing in tear gas.
>She's not even covid compliant with a face mask. But then again who is going to check her when she's responsible for the most Disney visits in a month.
>She just looks at me and holds her fast pass above her head. I loom over the railing to scan it.
>Big mistake.
>As soon as I am over her head the stencth and gases are so acidic I begin melting.
>My skin is peeling off and I'm screaming. Horrified guests watch as my body turns into a rotten mass.
>It gets worse. She burps and her mushroom spores land on me. I feel my melting body being turned into nutrients for the mold and fungus.
>She looks at me, before taking my scanner off the ground and scanning herself. It beeps negative.
>"Oh nyo. I brought the expired one. You'll let me in right?"
>She looks at me, I'm only able to make gurgling noises.
>"Thanks. Have a fun time working, wagie."
>Y-you too.

>>16426955
I HATE INA

>>16426748
The Disney stream.

WHO ____ ____ ______ HERE??

KIARA LOVE

>>16426898
Yes, but that doesn't require intelligence. That's like going all in on a poker deck without even looking at the cards

KIARA LOVE

Prime Minister of Japan gives a press conference on opening up the country

Give me one, ONE good reason not to masturbate to Poruka tonight!

Meimei a cute!

Fun fact:
you all have a chance to be people worthy of your oshi if you put in the time and effort

>>16426991
how about she give a conference on opening up her legs for me

I want a holo to play that game with the cool cyborg ninja, do they have permissions for it?

Mumie a cute!

Pretty sad to die at 1462. You never finish what you start. You’re just like your father.

>Font page of VT is literally all just seething about different Vtubers
Do you fuckers even like vtubers

>>16426988
Wasn't arguing with you, was just stating that might be one of the ways she can get away with it.

>>16426985
>>16426989
KIARA LUST

Watching the Disney World vod right now, holy shit Gura is such a Disney nerd I love it.

wamei post

>>16427013
KEK

>>16427004
Cute but did she vomit after the stream?

>>16427004
>a whore*

Mori saved Hololive.

Happy Kirin

>>16427025
This is /hlgg/ not /vt/, learn the difference

I just woke up (went to bed after the Disney stream). What did I miss?

>>16427025
>Catalog
That's your problem. And no. The catalog is just for numberfags, jilted 2views, and ninjiniggers to seethe about everyone and everything.

I really do love kanata

>>16427011
I know, that's why I lift for Gura

>>16427004
>>16427015

>>16427056
based

>>16427043
If animal makes her run laps.

>>16427015
>>16427045

So once the Myth girls make it Japan which are the most likely JP x EN off collabs that will happen

>>16427045
The Cutest Whore!

>>16427056
Based

>>16427056
Based

>>16427056
perfecto

>>16427056
A fucking deadbeat

Fauna soon!

>>16427056
ah, good times

>>16427056
fun...

>>16427056
Truly, the most horrifying sight to behold.

>>16427011
I have never given a single effort in my life and I don't plan to now. Not even for her.

>>16427056
kino

>>16426969
i kekked a little

>>16427056
fun with friends...

>>16427067
:D

>>16426998
She's a Porka

We cool?

>>16427011
bullshit

https://twitter.com/lizhi3/status/1482148600457330692
https://twitter.com/lizhi3/status/1482148600457330692
https://twitter.com/lizhi3/status/1482148600457330692
https://twitter.com/lizhi3/status/1482148600457330692
https://twitter.com/lizhi3/status/1482148600457330692

Why's the catalog so fucking bad? Is this board full of "women"?

>>16427056
Based

>>16427056
>a fucking deadbeat

>>16427064

>>16427137
pochi....ganbatte....

>>16427011
I'm already worthy of my oshi (my oshi is fat)

What is this sheep planning

>>16427025
While the catalog is always 100% seethe, >we rapidly fluctuate between 0-100% seethe depending on the time of day, the weather, and the phases of the moon.

>>16427120
Even better.

Matsuri is cute!

>>16427155

(You) love Nenechi! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyLgD_Qa27I

>>16426748
Gura going completely autistic with all her knowledge of Disney World

>>16427174
The phases of the moon part is actually vital to determining of a thread is good or not, most people tend to forget that but it's the key

>>16426988
...Mori is Jotaro

I love my little didney princess!

>>16427142
No, it's actually full of women, this general is the last bastion of hope

>>16427137
wao

>>16427011
>6 figure job
>fit
>full head of hair
>white
>racist
I already am worthy of Gura

>>16427137
Pochi stream....... finally........

>>16427167

>>16427137
GO POCHI GO

>>16427199
Leave your Jojo references in the twitter spaces please.

>>16427056
Based

fuck animal for cutting the stream short

>>16427215
>white
>racist
Gura is flip tho

>>16427186
How do you know that? Get out of my head

>>16427101
based, same

>>16427186
Nene, Foobs and Shuba hamburger tour around America when?

>>16427142
We're all horny lesbians here, anon. We just pretend to be dudes to throw tourist off.

>>16427011
But she likes manlets, i'm literally this guy >>16427215 but tall

>>16427080
the non JP speaking ENs will not have any at all, I'm sure Kiara will collab with Nene though

>>16427056
a fucking deadbeat…

>>16427215
>fit
>full head of hair
NGMI

>>16427186
You're right, I do!

https://streamable.com/odtnju

The cutest girl in the whole world.

So we can all agree that mumei and Ina ruined the Collab right?

>>16427256
If you liked your oshi enough you'd remember that she said
>manlets aren't inherently bad
not that she only liked manlets. She's not a short fetishist, she's just one of the few women that won't dismiss a short man out of hand. You have a chance if your personality isn't abhorrent.

Kiara Takanashi
Aggressively gay
Doesn't like sushi
I guess that's ok

Sorry chumbies, no stream tomorrow. Got to run to bidny worl.

>>16427280
tbf I'd be bald if it wasn't for finasteride

>>16427248
Don't fight it

>>16427240
>flip
>Floridian
checks out

https://files.catbox.moe/o32cyi.jpeg
yatagarasu true form

>>16427329
Most of the flips in America are either in Texas or the west coast

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMgrAtCnaKI 46:02-54:16
>...Romance manga, I'm lovin' it.
>Because uh... mm... *laughs* uh... just one moment.
>[types]

>I can't think of fall in love with someone.
>My life[?] cannot think of fall in love. *laughs* yeah, I'm, I want to uh...
>kowai... scary, *laughs* very scare...
>Betrayed, I scared about, how to say... "betrayed" is correct English, right?
>Betrayed by someone... I'm afraid.

>But I want to hear, I want to listen about romance by my friend or someone.
>So, I love the romance comic, yeah. *laughs*

>So, I have the family, my mom and my brother.
>And Lui's fan, I also have. And I have the friend, like HoloX.
>So I'm not alone, and it's okay.

>I don't want to fall in love with someone, it's okay.
>My life is enough. *laughs*
>Yeah, I'm not alone, yeah. Okay?
>I don't want to get a boyfriend.
>I don't want to get girlfriend. *laughs*
>Is best friend is okay? *laughs*
>[reference about Chloe wanting to marry her, a lot of laughing]

>But, maybe my idea... how to say, my idea that can't fall in love with someone...
>My thinking, my opinion may change if very, very, very, very, very kind person come to me.
>My opinion may change.
>[chat says Yagoo, but he is already married, more laughing]

>But um, this is difficult problem for me about romance. So, it's okay. Don't think about that. *laughs*
>Don't think about that, okay? *laughs* It is very difficult problem for me. *laughs*
>But I have many husband, right? *more laughs*
>Yeah, so it's okay. Okay okay?

I watched a 2 hour video on the business and statistical analysis of the Disney Fastpass system.

I did not regret my decision.

>>16427332
I thought this artist was gonna make more...

>>16427325
Doesn't that kill your boners?

>>16427296
Sorry anon, I can only agree that they were both very cute.

how do you deal with pain...

>>16427356
What did you learn?

>>16427325
Bro your dick...

>>16427351
That makes sense too.
I'm mostly speaking from experience with my ex

>>16427186
Nene gets an abnormally high amount of NA SCs in comparison to literally every other JP holo except maybe Korone I noticed.

>>16427373
inflict pain elsewhere

IRyS released a song that literally has lyrics like
>I feel I wanna join with you, join with you
>And share more joy with you, joy with you
>My heart won't stop racing
>And I feel something start to come over me
and they've somehow been extremely well-behaved in spite of that. How's that work?

>>16427373
Die now or later

>>16427377
ripping off disney hillbillies is profitable

>>16427355
A MEMBER OF JP6 SPEAKS ENGLISH?! YOU FUCKS DIDN'T TELL ME!

>>16427303
I don't know about that. I've never seen Mori bring up a tall man's height as if it was a good thing. As a matter of fact, she even shit talked Faust in one of her GG streams.

>>16427186
I want to have kissy straight sex with nenechi

>>16427329
Gura is not Floridian

Are teamates just gone from this thread? Nobody responds to my posts about her hating streaming anymore

>>16427377
about the pros and cons of express line usage and factoring in the YoY attendance growth and IoT implementation of the mid 2010's has negatively impacted general park performance and led to the installation of a paid-preference system in Disney parks post-Coof

>>16427355
God, Lui is excessively adorable.

>>16427412
Anon almost all Holox girls are able to speak a good amount of english

>>16427403
What about it?

I love Fauna.
I thought I should let you guys know.

>>16427412
nigger did you never even check them out? 2 out of 5 pander to eops and 2 others accomodate them

>>16427396
Nene is our husband and we have to support her.

>>16427358
Pretty sad they didn't. I enjoy futa stuff.

>>16427013

>>16427355
Holy shit her eigo skills are actually understandable. Why none of the HoloJP that are from Japan didn't put as much effort into it like her?

>>16427373
Chammers once said in a member post that when life gets hard sometimes you just have to HAACHAMACHAMA your way through it. It sounds silly but it works for me.

>>16427412
Anon... she said this in debut, has done two english zatsus, and has even done an eikaiwa with Mori.

>>16427426
Yeah I know, she's from Atlantis.
But she has lived in Florida

>>16426924
>game devs listening to 4chinz
Anons first, game devs second.
>>16427056
Based comicanon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKYwQBC9OGA

While I understand the reason behind the split, it kinda breaks my heart to see Oga speaks like they accept that Holostars will always play second fiddle to Hololive. People like Rikka had proven time and time that his talents are worth millions of views, which he does get when he collabbed with Matsuri and Calliope, but when he sang solo or with a fellow Holostar suddenly his views hardly break 200K. It's like they know the market is unfair but they have no choice but to deal with it.

Of course it's not limited to Holostars, even fellow Hololive members like Akirose suffered the same issue. They're no less talented than their peers, they just drew the short end of the marketing stick.

>>16427442
Don't worry. We're still here and you're still a nigger.

>>16427056
based

>>16427056
lmao

>>16427412
Dude even the average redditor knows more than you. Why the hell are you posting on a hobbyist thread for hololive if you don't know anything about hololive?

>>16427373
a few ibuprofin

>>16427477
I feel so sorry for her, living in a third world country. Hopefully she moved to a first world country

>>16427455
>check them out
Of course I didn't. I assumed they couldn't speak English, like every other JP.

>>16427056
>Hoomans have a proper form now
Gonna miss them being a mere paper bag ngl.

>>16427373
Just live with it...

>>16426969
what in the motherless fuck did i just set my eyes upon?

>>16427056
a fucking deadbeat

Oh hey the reddit copy paste guy is back.

>>16427355
HOW DO WE SAVE HAWKMOM

>>16427480
There are people more talented than anyone in hololive out that that you have never heard of, and will never hear of

>>16427056
A day at didney with the senpais... fun!
Even teammates got a little feature in peter pan

>>16427064
me too

>>16427410
*Hillbilly LARPer

>>16427480
based. fuck the homos

>>16427480
>Thinking its marketing

Its not marketing homofag. No one wants to watch m*n

>>16427412
>we have unironical threadreaders here
Not surprised in the slightest

>tfw Ame will never play Team Fortress 2 again
Please let me be wrong.

>>16427480
The more I look into it, the sadder I get.

The feeling of inferiority is a terrible thing, and yet, it seems like the HoloStars have to just learn to deal with it. And yet, I'm almost positive that one of the biggest reasons HoloStars have such smaller audiences is simply because Cover Corp lets it happen.

Just because they're guys, and don't sexually appeal to the wide audience isn't really a good reason for why they don't get much attention. Think about it. Nijisanji has it's male talents on level with its female ones. Furthermore, some of the biggest personalities on YouTube (not just VTubers) are males who attract a wide audience because of their entertaining personality.

No. HoloStars are left in the dust because Cover Corp doesn't do much more than the bare minimum to support them. They get basically no advertising whatsoever, whereas the girls appear on public windows and boards over in Japan. The girls of the JP branch have the HoloLive Graffiti shorts, whereas HoloStars has nothing even remotely similar.

I know it wouldn't fix everything, but if Cover Corp could just stop playing favorites, I'm sure it'd be a step in the right direction

>>16427056

>>16427480
Fuck off homobeggar, no one cares

>>16427469
Never had to before EN debuted. Every other time foreigners got interested in chubas the bulk of them left in within 2 weeks.

>>16427457
>Nene is our husband
I wanna suck Nenes cute little dick

for fuck's sake he's back

>>16427412
jesus christ anon

Who came on her snack? Apologize now.

>>16427442
>Tourists stopped biting my bait
And?

Why is the thread so slow? Not complaining, just curious.

>wake up
>see this
what do?

>>16427373
I simply live with the pain.

>>16427310

>he's copypasting reddit homostar comments again.

>>16427515
1. you should have done your reps long ago
2. do you not even at least watch the fucking debuts?

>>16427311
I know she can’t say it for obvious reasons but I would unironically be ok with Gura taking breaks just to go to Disney.

>>16427480
I can kinda imagine that Oga is too sad to stream that day

Oga is so nice awww. But I think personally they should have treated each other like a family. They're from same company afterall
. It's just a shame some fans are treating them like idols, they don't want them to have that kind of interactions.
Holostars are bunch of good boys afterall, they need more recognitions!

Coco commented on Kaoru's stream? Wow I didn't know she did that, awww Coco.

>>16427600
IRyS why did you cheat on me...

>>16427556
She said that it doesn't feel the same anymore compared to when she used to play it, and honestly yeah, it seems fucking impossible to get into a lobby that actually plays the fucking game when you see her stream.

>>16427600
>Go back to sleep
She's 8 months pregnant and she keeps showing me that thing.

>>16427596
No streams, thread slow. It happens.

Is that redditnigger spamming, AGAIN?
And are you niggers seriously responding, AGAIN???

>>16427553
He probably doesn't even read thread. I don't even watch Lui and I know that she does knows that much eigo just from reading threads.

>>16427585
Twas I

>>16427613
You WILL be warned for reporting it again

>>16427596
Everyone's all chummed out.

Why Koyori's fox robot has a penis and a pussy?

Gura will NEVER eat a Handwich

>>16427632
There are legitimately people her with sub-70 IQ, you have to cut them some slack.

>>16427469
It gets memed on a lot but Haachamas English is actually still the best of the JP girls by a wide margin now that Coco is gone. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djiavgCb5nU

>>16427373
By making others happy because it’s more realistic than me being able to be happy.

>>16427167
old school youtube tatics. consistently posting videos at a specific time.

>>16427657
>Futanari having a pussy
Worst version of futanari. Futas need a giant dick and swinging balls.

>>16427539

>>16427064
gura too!
https://files.catbox.moe/gh65m1.mp3

The fucking homobeggar copypasting reddit posts is back. Report and ignore.

>>16427600
GoobyRyS

>>16427469
Anya...

>>16427693
futanaris don't have balls
its just a pussy with a giant clit
you've ben jew'd into liking traps
have fun on /gif/

>IRyS memberstream
How the fuck am I supposed to compete with Takumi man
Even real girls I know freak out over Takumi

>>16427632
It usually takes 2-3 days after something gets found out to make it into the general population. Whether that's a shitpost or a fucker outing themselves.

THEY ARE WOMEN WITH GROWN WOMEN NEEDS

>>16427557
Nijisanji is a whore company, not a chad unicorn company. It will never work with Hololive. Homostars graduate now

>>16427721
Why is Miosha making that face?

https://youtu.be/-H1wxnVqZm8
Towa's attitude is the entirely right stance here, and it's nice to see that she regards them highly; holostars are still in hololive Productions, thus are in the same company as the main branch in hololive. By rights, there's not really anything that can or should prevent each subdivision of holoPro from collabing from each other except for personal circumstances (ie, Noel) - if Rikka and Calli can collab, and Roboco/Fubuki/Matsuri/Choco/ID Branch collab with some of the guys, it just comes down to opportunity between the members. It might roll slowly at first but eventually we could (and hopefully will) see less "distance", so to speak, between ~live and ~stars members.

>>16427715
Is this new? Sounds nice.

>>16427693
This, they also need to be flat and a tomboy with very short hair.

>>16427734
I already liked traps

>>16427693
>not wanting both big balls and a juicy pussy
Faggot.

>>16427721
You're not my mom, you can't tell me what to do

>>16427743
Me on the bottom right

>>16427721
I don’t think it’s normal to sweat that much from your hands- especially your fingers. But Mio is sex so I’ll allow it.

>>16427743
Look at those MASSIVE fucking clock and baelz...

>>16427761
The mashup? Yeah, its not one I've seen around here before.

>>16427761
not really, from like last month

>>16427743
Me, the camera

>>16427737
Get an ae86

>>16427771
thanks for ruining other peoples fetish forcing your gay shit into it

>>16427721
i sincerely hope he wrote a script to post those because manually copy and pasting reddit posts would be incredibly pathetic, even for a 4chan autist.

>>16427381
>>16427363
My self-confidence was fucked beyond belief over a year ago and decided that I might as well try it regardless of the supposed symptoms.
I've been taking it every day since and I've had zero symptoms, so maybe I got lucky or the "killing sex drive" stuff is overblown.

>>16427781
Why are you black?

>>16427056
CUTE

>>16427747
She smells herself

>>16427747
She will fucking puke again.

>>16427803
But that's a meme shitbox, can't I just get an FD instead

>>16427737
Just learn how to drift.
Not just your shitbox, but naturally any shitbox you sit in

>>16427762
something something tomboy being a bf with tits. Just accept that you're a fag at least, being in denial just makes you look retarded

>>16427815
It's something that affects like 2% of the people that use it. Way overblown.

>>16427810
>other people """"forcing"""" gay shit
>fetish involving cock

>>16427758
I can sense it... from it being ask by a JP viewer... I can feel that hololive are attracting more and more JP fans who are open minded with all these and I can feel that one day things will change and ALL Hologirls will and can collab with not only with holostars but any other male vtubers/streamers/ content creators out there... if this happens... I can only see the second massive growth of hololive if they can be freed by the shackles of the opinions of the hardcore idol fans... they can still be idols, try to act cute and seiso but hopefully they can also be able to collab to whom ever they want to collab with and be open with their relationships... I can only dream but it is a good dream that i hope will come to fruition...

I NEED MY FAUNA NOW

I'm going to make her stop smoking and make a tradwife out of her

>>16427737
I still need to fix my car

>>16427791
actually i stole it from that hooman who posts the duet guessing thing

Well, I'm about halfway through Skyrim Brain, which was Faunya Momma's last Toddstream. I guess that will have to do.

>>16427854
>FD
I bet you like Vegeta too

I'm jealous of Ame's harem...

>>16427843
Imagine how thick her hag stench is

>>16427351
Why texas?

>>16427692

nijisanji

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-ETZDJXWcs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-ETZDJXWcs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-ETZDJXWcs

5 minutes until the continuation of the Adventures of Faenda- I mean, Faunya!

It's always the same story, actually. The moment Polka mentioned Holostars' 3D live, her chat also became filled with people who say they watched it and recommend her to watch it too. The majority of both Japanese and oversea fans want Hololive + Stars collab to become the norm, it's just the very small, but very toxic and very loud minority who will get super inflamed when that happened. It's what people referred to when they talk about the toxic Japanese idol culture. And it's hard to denounce these fans, sometimes it's merely because they're the biggest whales and they don't want to lose their biggest customers, but other times it's because these people can very quickly turn to stalking and death threats the moment you piss them off. At least Towa-sama has had a record of saying "if you act like this, please don't call yourself my fan", so she should be fine to an extent.

anyone have a link to that online storage folder (not mega, some other site) some anon was keeping? forgot to bookmark it, it had all unarchived streams of every EN holo categorized (even nijiEN and maybe some others indies too, can't remember)

>>16427907

>>16427803
I'm already spending my time trying to track down an F-Zero AX Cabinet, I can't waste time tracking down a fucking AE86
Oh, update about that F-Zero cab to the anon that wanted to know about it: I found the company that should own it, but after digging into multiple state records and filings I'm actually thinking I stumbled into a tax fraud scheme. The company that owns the F-Zero cab has multiple filings under it with the same people listed, in Connecticut and New Hampshire, and the business contacts that they give on their official state filings are fraudulent. The companies are some kind of fucked up shells and when I've tried to contact them, they've been unable to even receive emails.
I still have one more play to make to try and find that cabinet, though, because the owner of the shell companies was on the police force, and I have connections with the police departments around here, so I'll be contacting them to get into contact with that guy and try to track down the records of movement for that AX Cab.

>>16427892
Oh. I've never been around for one of their posts, which makes me sad

>>16427539
>>16427692
>>16427907
>>16427932
>Kanata
literally the least sexiest Holo

>still no babyplay ASMR holo not on a roommate account It's not fair.

>>16427715
That ending part where Gura does the lalala and Kanata goes lalalalalaaaaaaaaaaaa is great

Lemme suck of dem skeeter bites Guwa

*YOOOOOOOOOOOoooooo*

>>16427518
>200h in paint

>>16427949
That would Shion.

>>16427903
But why?

>>16427959
SEX!!!

>>16427351
Makes sense, most of my Texas friend's Tinder matches were flips.

>>16427721

>>16427949
that would be nene

In all fairness, I do not think there is a single person in Holopro that actually enjoys that this is how things are, and I bet that the other girls look up at the likes of Choco, Matsuri and Fubuki on this regard, but they cannot actually say it in public out of fear of backlash, but I bet that they have told them privately more than once. It takes a lot of bravery and guts to be like them and defy both social standards and rabid fans the way they do and it is understandable why others are not doing it. Subaru to a good degree too - she may not talk to Holostars per se, but she does to Nijisanji guys, and what backlash she got for it did nothing to shatter her or even prevent her from doing it again, so props to her too. And then Coco of course for what was mentioned on the video.

Indeed, we can safely assume that there are many JP Hololive girls who fully support the existence of Holostars and other male Vtubers, but simply do not have the courage to take the leap that is doing so on a public manner. Maybe one day, you know.

>>16427872
Sucking my waifu's cock isn't gay if I get to slam her pussy right afterwards

>>16427937
ITT, anon busts a crime ring looking for vidya.

>>16427953
Good, keep your weird fetish shit away

>>16427632
It's a SEAnigger spamming and SEAniggers replying, literally 50IQ monkeys

>>16427968
>>16427988
both are sexier than Kanata by miles

>>16427905
No idea, there's a surprisingly high population here though. They all either work as nurses or at Walmart.
t. Filipino grandparents moved here to Dallas in the 70's and the rest of our family followed suit

>>16427949
I'll quote you with this so lurkers don't fall for your shitpost.
https://files.catbox.moe/ayhcjb.webm

>>16427905
I dunno, probably the weather? Also Texas is already full of Asians anyway.

ice cream sanwich

>>16428010
At least Kanata has the defiling an angel thing going on. Pekora is just a childish bunny girl

I'm gonna think.

If i was Yagoo for a day i would reform Hololive into a vsinger corpo instead of a vtuber one.

>>16428010
Nene > Kanata > Shion, but all three of you are faggots.

>>16427997
>because the owner of the shell companies was on the police force
i don't think anyone is getting busted

>>16428027
I hate how much that damn webm makes me laugh like a retard each time.

>>16428056
please no, we can't lose another

>>16427937
Imagine being an actual fed

MOMMY!

>>16428056

>>16427743
I wanna take a bath with La+ BAD

>>16427200
How long until the Mouse buys Gura?

>>16428056

>>16428055
>Reform it to the worst performing division

>>16428052
Childish Pekora uooooooohhhhh T o T>>16428055

>triple digit viewers
Aaaand CCVID is back

The Kirin is streaming, please gather.

>>16428027
>Liking the fucking robot
Every time. I will never understand how people can like her when she has an awful story due to the producer of her story being absolute fucking dogshit and a bad person who treats her like shit and she doesn't even respond well enough.

Imagine

>>16428085
This is one of my favorite moom soundposts

>>16428056

>>16427672
SHE'S SPIGGIN IT!

>>16428027
so kanata is a screamer in bed

For fuck sake, I just leave for some days & the threads are a dumpster fire, AND dying.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysid9gXNxts
Dudes I've been looping this and it's my new favorite since COD & HCH

>>16428055
Why are irystocrats like this?

Everyone shut up! Especially (you)! Faunya’s is streaming!

MOMMA

Faunaaaaaaaaaa I wuv you!!!

https://youtu.be/CNiUC7Kxpyg
https://youtu.be/CNiUC7Kxpyg
https://youtu.be/CNiUC7Kxpyg

Can you member somebody without subbing to them?

>>16428100
Yeah it was fucked last night too. Everyone had double the likes to CCV

>>16428096
I don't care about games i just want karaoke streams, covers and original songs getting released and bimestral concerts for all the talents. Gaming streams can get fucked for all i care.

>>16428100
It was just never fixed for EN. EN got hit a lot harder back in Dec 2020 and it got them again this past time but since it hit JP hard they actually did something.

ready for a short stream saplings

>>16428074
I really want to play F-Zero AX and have no regard for self-preservation, don't worry about it, I'm totally not a Fed

>>16428157
that's pretty autistic, but i think you can.

>>16427015
what song is this
i cant find mumei singing it on youtube
I have her karaokes but checking them all is too much work

>>16428153
>linking an Anya member stream
Really? How many people does she even get in chat? Less than 20?

>>16428106
UWAAAAA RRAT SEX

>>16428056

>>16428157
yes

>>16428071
>and I have connections with the police departments around here
Anon is going to lead cops into having an inter-department fued!

>>16428172
>It was just never fixed for EN.
Yes it was.

konfauna~!

>>16428195
It's well known that all of Anya's fans come here

>>16428027
>"I'M NOT A LESBIAN, MOM!!!"
Sometimes I wonder if Kanata is a bigger dyke than Migo is...

KonFauna!

>>16428191
The Song is Fuck You by CeeLo Green but I can't find a recording on youtube. I believe it was her most recent karaoke though if that help.

Kon fauna

>>16428182
You think you have any power here, omegay?

>>16427004
CUTE!

>>16427137
ganbatte sensei i hope you are feeling better

Which collab do you wish to see the most and why?

>No limits to the VTubers' branches. (they can be from the same or different branch).
>No gender limits.
>But it has to be a duo collab

For some weird, WEIRD reason, I really want to see a Hololive x Holostars with Noel in it. Her onee-chan personality + her flirting with other girls, especially Flare, is really interesting. I don't know if somehow this is possible, she will keep this act up or get UNO-reversed by someone like Oga. even though she didn't know how Holostars are properly called once
It's not like Pekora case - she never really talked to them - Noel said she met Aruran before "but he was with A-chan" (in an Animal Crossing stream). Maybe there is possibility? I don't know. It all comes down to Noel herself. and maybe Flare too, if she gives her brother permission

Another collab, which is more likely IMO, is Rikka x Suisei. Don't think I need to explain much - talented singers, also stands on top of their game (Rikka is even the most popular in Holostars). Rikka x Matsuri was a success (nearly 700k views on their song is a BIT more than success to be honest), so if Rikka and Suisei ever teams up... Oh man.

What about you guys?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhNf2lY9bXo

AJIMARU!
AJIMARU!
AJIMARU!

Faunya is a whore (and a bad shot)

>>16428251
It's actually "Forget you"

Why is Fauna streaming so much lately? Doesn’t she know that council is supposed to be lazy?

>>16428195
The percentage of people in her membership that are here is super high.

>>16428129
Great, right?
I don't even like JAV because of the screaming but I want to rape Kanata.

I'm probably in the minority on this, but I rather Fauna play Ark than Skyrim

I like Fauna

>>16428294
you are the minority of minorities

>>16428294
At least you understand you're in the minority

>>16428279
I hate council because they ruin my shitposting narratives about council

>>16428273
>posts one of Fauna's most devoted Saplings

>>16428234
No it wasn't dumb fuck. The cull from Dec 2020 was never fixed. This past one in Dec 2021 hit JP a lot harder and that's what was fixed. The original bug has never been fixed which is why poll votes still exceed the viewer count in under a minute and the waiting > watching bug is still there.

Council should be getting their actual new outfits in late February/early March right?

>Fauna just hopping around the game while she talks about random shit
I fucking love her. I love it when she does this.

>fauna already admitting she HATES her default design

Did Fauna to kill Grelod from the orphanage yet?

>le default fauna

>>16428311
me too

>>16428329
I hope so.

I ALREADY MISS DEFAULT FAUNAA UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>16428204
>1642149691701
>Brand new comicanon comic
>Randomized filename
Aw...

>>16428329
Myth got them in May so don't expect anything before that
If they do then it's a nice surprise

>>16428251
yeah I found that too, weird there's nothing on youtube. Googling fuck you mumei was interesting though

>>16428329
Assuming the usual timing of things yeah about then.

This is the last Fauna stream ever...

FAUNA IS GRADUATING

FAUNA LOVE

>>16428267
Holotori (soon™)
Kiara Pomu
Kiara Momo
Kiara Kson
Kiara Selphy
Kiara Flare (again)
Kiara Watame (again)
Kiara Pekora (again)
Kiara EN (any, again)

gg btw cover

Fauna's graduating...

So Gura worked at Disney world huh?

I CAN'T BELIEVE FAUNA USED US FOR A KIMONO

Fauna's only in it for the clothes...

Faufau

>open stream
>Fauna peaking mic
>also graduating

So this is how it ends...

>>16428347
She killed her a while ago, before even getting the quest for it

FAUNA WAS JUST IN IT FOR THE KIMONO

>>16427743
Why is Laplus bleeding from her mouth?

What’s the order of Council’s outfit relay tomorrow?

>Fauna thread
I'll see you later, then

>>16428343
Mr Rrat dealer your Rrat is too weak

FAUNAAA

>>16427937
>anon's gonna end up going to a local parade and through whacky circumstances, end up dressing up as Captain Falcon and fight some other anon dressed up as Black Shadow

>>16428388
Did Gura or Ame mention something about Disney vtubers?

How do Saplings feel knowing that Fauna was just using Hololive as a stepping stone to getting a kimono

>>16428405
Sana Fauna Kronii Mumei Bae

Subaru...

>>16428406
You'll be back. Everyone returns to nature eventually...one way or another...

I'll admit that made me chuckle.

Hey Saplings, is your oshi's Skyrim stream as fucking outright, no-holds-barred stupid as my oshi's, or is she smart

>>16428405
Debut order(read as the-butt)

>>16428267
I think Aki would be a good collab partner for the stars.
Over all though? Hm...
While it is not some out-there crazy pairing, I can never get enough of Marine and Lamy. The more those two are able to collab, especially offcollab, the better.

>>16428347
in a gloriously straightforward fashion

>>16428326
NOBODY FUCKING CARES ABOUT YOUR SHITTY DEC CULL YOU RETARDED CUMSHART TRANNY WE'RE TALKING ABOUT THE 2022 ONE FUCKING RETARD LEARN TO READ INSTEAD OF SHARTING CUM OUT OF YOUR ASS FUCKING PEDOPHILE RETARD

If I had to see this so do you
https://twitter.com/Shinki_art/status/1481380365029806082

Fauna pulled our legs off

I WANT A SUBARU ON MY DESKTOP TOO

>>16428267
Gura / Coco reddit meme review.
Gura / Suisei original song
Gura / Friend broken eigo/nip phasmo

>>16428388
>janitor/maid rrat
>Disney cast member rrat

Did Gura work at a Disney hotel?

>core memory unlocked

Where is Ame?

>>16428436
>holomem
>is she smart?

>Kevin MacLeode
Jesus christ that is a fucking blast from the past I did not expect

>>16427737
Get the new Toyota 86 and kick takumis ass in his slow ass 90s panda trueno ae86.

>>16428336
I think Sana does this a lot too, I kinda really like it for some reason

>>16428406
i don't think anyone here speaks duck