/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>Literally broke the law by turning 1-yen coins into aluminum foil
>Decided on her own to do a collab with a elementary school YouTuber without consulting Nijisanji at all.
>Made an apology stream, but ends the stream by calling Niji staff "fodder that nobody cares about" and tells them to take a hike.
>Rides bike in freezing weather to try new burger from McD (rice buns) while streaming the entire way there (she has her laptop computer open on her bike while she rides it, using pocket wifi to keep streaming). For whatever reason there were military helicopter sounds in the background while she struggles with keeping everything together. Runs away from cop who tries to figure out why she is riding bike with a computer; orders the wrong burger, and tries to go back and falls off her bike before ending the stream.
>Pretends to not know how to set up stream while streaming in-person with Deron. Deron asks her to put up a scrolling comments section on the screen, and cat responds by taking a screenshot of the comments section in youtube, copy-pasting the png into her stream layout, and animating it so the same comments scrolls indefinitely. Nearly kills Deron with laughter in the process.
>Ropes Gibara into doing an impromptu in-person collab with her in the Niji office when the latter dropped by to say hi; played 1-2 switch and tried to cheat by fondling Gibara's boobs and throwing switch controller at her. Lost anyway.
>Actually lives in squalor. Mito and Deron says she lives in a very small room (~50 sq. ft room) with 4 cats, and the room is full of stuff cat calls her "treasures".
>Did a stream about cooking "蘇" (prounced "so") in a convoluted multi-modal pun. Her screen title was "おいい蘇 (oishi-sou"). In the stream she boils milk to extract its essence, or "soul". The stream is about her struggling to use a gas stove, nearly starting fire on multiple occasions and alternating between freaking out and being smug to the viewers. 蘇 also means reincarnation/revival, so halfway through the stream she comments about being light-headed and wondering why the gas in the gas stove is low (implying she left it on the entire time) and the entire comments section telling her to get fresh air. She comes back several minutes later and literally repeats the start of her stream word-for-word and then tells the audience not to worry because she has died (and revived) a million times. Stream ends with the fire alarm in her room going off and exasperated Mito commenting "ehhhh".
>Streams on a laptop without a mouse. Refuses to use mouse because it's something she eats.

eops and holoniggers will never get to enjoy the unhinged cat. And that's a good thing

I should really learn Japanese.

This list always forgets to mention about one of her regular content series being streams where she does powerpoint presentation reviews of things like mcdonalds burgers or convenience store chicken based on things like price and size measurements.

I love this cat, even if she smells

>>16283400
How come no one in EN is this based?

>>16283400
is there any porn of this cat? asking for myself.

>>16286456
because she is special and one of a kind, and nijisanji instead of kicking her out they do the opposite, they give new members a memo on how to handle her LMAO

How is this woman still alive?

>>16286756
9 lives

I wanna fuck her so badly.

>>16286977
Get in line

>Asked taka (an indonesian man) to teach her how to cook naan (indian cuisine)

still the most legendary collab ever lol

>>16287841
fucking idiots taking too much time, just fuck her all at once

holy shit what a fucking psycho, how come she is not vt's queen with the amount of schizos this place has?

>>16283400
Ok you got me. This sounds interesting.
I will check her out later.

>>16290268
Vt is EOP central.

>>16290268
Noraneko is too based for /r/hololive 2.0

>>16286456
She's from Nara so maybe if they find an EN applicant that's a Florida resident they might get some kino

>>16291244
First En member to be an Ex-Con
Hell do we have any ex con vtubers?

>>16290268
Not enough clips

>>16283400
>grabbed her streaming laptop and went to a park, climbed a jungle gym and started singing at the top of it
What level does her mind operate on

>>16290268
Real reason? gatekeeping see >>16290710
>>16291142 shit like that drives away any legit interest in her and people will just go to other streamers with fan bases that aren't as abrasive, basically the story of Nijisanji playing 2nd fiddle.

>>16291353
There's Choeki Taro and Puriyama Puriwo on the JP side. I dunno if there are any for western vtubers.

>>16291353
Choekitaro?

>>16291709
Nice cope. But those were accurate responses. It isn't muh toxic fanbases keeping people away, otherwise HoloEN would have no fans being the most toxic posters on this board out of anyone. She is JP and not clipped much compared to every utterance of a Holo member of any branch gets clipped, so EOPs go elsewhere. Simple as that.

>>16291709
No one who wants to watch her in this thread or board can understand her. That is a literal fact. If you knew Japanese you wouldn't be triggered by that. It's like being offended at
>You want to watch Gura? She speaks English and you're ESL so you can't!
If you know English why would that trigger you?

>>16283419
>cat responds by taking a screenshot of the comments section in youtube, copy-pasting the png into her stream layout, and animating it so the same comments scrolls indefinitely
This was a moment of absolute brilliance. She played it off like it was the most obvious thing to do while Deron's losing her mind at the faux-chat scrolling every which way. The two work so well together in general.

>>16283999
>eops
thats where you're wrong anon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PX_onUBlv-A

imagine the smell, crusty skin and cheesy pussy

>>16290268
Because vt is too retarded to know this

thanks for the videos anon, i will give her a chance

Based crazy Neko, she doesn't give a shit and thats what i love about her

>>16288229
Gonna blame Japanese as whole for that.
Since they use the word for India is "Indo" in Japan, it's one thing that came out as honest mistake. But her overslept for that collab is her usual fucked up to the point her viewer actually apologize to Taka on Twitter.

>>16283400
>Placed clothes pins on her nipples during a endurance stream to the point her nipples caught necrosis and nearly lost them
yeah, that's not based

>>16291709
You're such a fucking faggot lol, go back to wherever you came from

>>16286456
She's uniquely stupid in the perfect way. If anyone tried to be like this it would come across as disingenuous and not be as good. It has to be natural.

>>16283400
Based cot

>>16292440
Link to this?

>>16310820
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpK0aIN72bk

>>16286456
Rosemi ordered some maccas nya

>>16283419
>Made an apology stream, but ends the stream by calling Niji staff "fodder that nobody cares about" and tells them to take a hike.

>>16303758
I hate to ruin your illusions anon, but the stray cat is acting, at least some of the time. Other nijis have said that the line between the truth and the troll is just so blurred that its hard to tell what is natural and what isn't.

>>16286580
https://azure-gallery.net/illusts?query=vtuber%3A%E6%96%87%E9%87%8E%E7%92%B0&cp=true&kenzen=false&r18=true&status=0

>>16283400
>Actually shit on livestream
I'm wearing sound canceling headphones and still can't hear the shit plop into the toilet. What's the exact timestamp? The youtube ones have to be wrong..

>>16315130
I believe it was cut from youtube, but you can hear it in NND:
https://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm39514749

>>16283999
Holochads have Haachama

>>16314864
Not that anon, but even if a lot of it is on purpose, it takes a special kind of autism to make streams like these, even if you're playing a character.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HluDc69LOQI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNn2agIzuUA

>>16283400
>>16283419
don't forget
>ended up with a broken arm from her microwave, which was above her bed, falling on it during an earthquake
disaster kitty is disaster-prone.
>>16300551
yeah, like a moron she tried to ignore it when the clothespins did damage, and didn't go to the hospital untill her viewers collectively screamed at her when she mentioned the green pus leaking out... because she was afraid the doctors might think she was a hooker or something.
the doctor ALSO gave her hell, because they're not paid to care what you do for a living, they're paid to keep you from dying, and embarassment is a horrible reason to not seek medical attention.