/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>nervous laughter

>>16261385
sometimes i'll pee on the floor and clean it up rather than going to the bathroom

>makes bait threads everyday

>>16261434
coco

din din din din din din din din din
bwaaah bwaah bwaah

>>16261399
2view generic chuuba

>numberfagging

>>16261524
ayame fans that think a stream formed of 90% onomatopoeia are good streams

>>16261645
pekora

>>16262009
based

self importance mixed with insecurity, just like my oshi

I play video games competitively(go to irl tournaments), work full time, own a house, no irl friends.

>>16261399

I sent $2000 dollars to a girl I love but she took advantage of me and won't date me. I email her constantly begging her to talk to me, I've also tried threatening her but it doesn't work.

>>16262437
Festival...

I acquired a gooning fetish during NNN.

>>16262393
suicunt

I run linux on all my personal PCs and my emacs config alone is nearing 1000+ lines

I have a body of knowledge regarding firearms that is becomingly increasingly eccentric and incessantly feel the need to purchase new firearms to fill retarded niches and roles.

When possible, I delete all my posts online with my identity attached to them, but only after a certain time has passed. I look up my username and real name everyday on Google so I can see if anyone has written anything about me or if I missed something.

I always look up when I enter a room because there might be a baghoul up there you never know, dead space scarred me

>>16262647
Satania

>>16262689
>>16262698
Ame

I have not left my house in the last 7 months

I've been a neet on neetbux for over two years, I draw and sleep most of the time

>get baited at every post

>>16262681
Botan? That or you like a “2view”. I could be absolutely wrong about my decision so feel free to critique me.

>>16262808
Gura

>>16262808

>actually wants to fuck a cat

>>16262979
Korone

>>16261385
I like women with deep smoking voice

>>16263492
Kronii, Calli, Towa.

>>16263518
Yeah

>BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>16264416
Kronii.

I lift so I can manhandle.

>>16264490
Polka.

>>16262775
Either Aqua or Pekora. The Orca would work too but 50% of what she say it's bullshit

>>16261385
>Watch vtubers day and night.
> Prefer my oshi to others.
Guess my oshi, you faggots.

>>16262009
kek

>>16264474
nope

>>16266085
oh sorry I was thinking in terms of Holochuubas and her sperging out, the true answer is actually incredibly obvious.

>>16266135
bingo

>>16264490
Ui

I'm either a closet sociopath or closet psycopath. Also the fact that my festish is very weird doesn't help.

>Spending hours arguing with myself

>>16266195
>Closet sociopath/psychopath
>very weird fetish
Your oshii is Kiara and you want her to lay you like you're an egg except in reverse.

>>16261385
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

>>16266263
I never watch EN outside the occasional Watson streams and she isnt my oshi

>>16266408
Calli or Irys. Maybe Finana.

>>16266661
Not quite

I binge lotr extended edition many times in a year. I spent my NYE walking on a treadmill watching the entire first movie extended edition. I have an unhealthy obsession with looking strong and being heavy.

>>16266788
Appropriate dubs, I had no idea Enna was also a gamer.

>>16262719
nah, but kinda close

I pay for her condoms

Is engaged in a deadly game of cat and mouse with an assassin by the initials of T.H.

>>16266188
はい

>>16266956
Mumei, Fauna, Ayame, Towa, Ollie.

>>16261385
I fap all the time to getting brutally cucked by my oshi with bigger better men

my oshi is not Ayame

>>16267630
Callie

>>16267655
Calli ntr is total jackoff material but she's not my oshi

I try and get an even number of steps on each piece of concrete on the sidewalk

>>16261385
I copy all of their speech pattern even if i don't know what 90% of the words mean

>>16267554
Serbian

Played an instrument that she played too

We're both fluent in the same amount on languages but only one of them is common to both of us

I once tasted battery acid

>>16261385
I do a nnh check on every chuuba I like and if I can't find anything I stop watching. If I find something I judge her sincerity based on that and if I don't like the conclusions I also stop watching.

Social Anxiety, have a hard time talking to strangers especially women

piss in cups to avoid having to leave my room and face my mother

>>16268135
Baelz

>>16267901
kronii

I don't have autism, but I have been told by many people that I'm an old soul and one of the funniest people they've ever met. I feel like Pagliacci sometimes.

I get hard reading doujins where parasites invade girls bodies and they get fucked as result.

I type out responses to obvious bait posts but don't post them since they aren't worth a (you) for shitty bait.

i'm god

>>16269764
I saw a guy saying he couldn't watch Haachama anymore since she ate the spider because he has arachnophobia and this sort of OCD about a person being what they eat, thinking that as a result of her doing that in some way she would always be "part spider".

So in that sense I'd guess Haachama and say you're like that guy's Bizarro twin.

>>16269668
Cwc

>>16266812
in one of her recent streams she talked about liking ethnic jokes and how people outside of the group being made fun of shouldn't white knight bc people in those groups will probably find it funny + said stereotypes are based in reality + said she doesn't mind jokes like that being made towards her if you know her well enough

I like ntr

>>16270547
Kiara

>>16268135
Suisei

>>16270331
Which stream?

>>16270547
Ange Katarina

I learned throat singing by myself for no reason

>>16262681
>>16261399
Both Reine.

>>16261772
But that is the Miko boat melody…

>>16262801
Ina’nis.

>>16270547
Towa is the NTR holo

I record every tweet, every guerrilla stream, every message, and have severe anxiety over missing anything or sleeping through my notifications

>>16270674
here you go https://youtu.be/Uxi1eTcEnV0?t=18660

>>16261385
my tummy hurts a lot, is that autistic?

>>16271377
holy shit it's real

>>16271484
honestly I didn't remember her going this long about it goddamn

>>16271377
Thanks anon, very based

>>16271377
based
now why are black people so tall

>25 (going on 26 next week) y/o virgin
>diagnosed with asperger's at age 4
>learned to read before speaking
>had more tics growing up but will still occasionally lightly slap my hands on my cheeks
>college-educated but have never had proper employment, currently doing a local library internship in a major US city
>mostly watch moe slice of life anime, my favorite being hidamari sketch
>have >2k hours in victoria ii, oddly not that into any of the other paradox games

>>16267958
ina

>>16261385
I check my facebook messages from my system notifications, the one you drag down from above your phone, so I can see the message but the sender won't know I've seen them unlike if you open the message on the app and the app will tell the sender you've seen it so they would be expecting a reply.

i twist my bathroom's doorknob multiple times to make sure it doesnt lock