/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

▼Today's Streams
https://www.twitch.tv/tenmamaemi
Tenma is playing Inscryption

https://youtu.be/WIif6HZvWjo
Lia will be playing Dark Souls 3 in 18 hours

NO PIPPANTS
NO PIPPANTIES

IT'S A WELL KNOWN FACT THAT THE ROMAN'S PERSECUTED CHRISTIANS FOR THEIR BELIEFS IN GOD, SEEING HIM AS A THREAT TO THEIR POLYTHEISTIC VIEWS, BUT SOMETHING THAT IS EVEN LESS KNOWN IS THAT THEY WERE NOT INFACT WORSHIPING THE CHRISTIAN GOD, BUT RATHER HAD VISIONS OF A DIFFERENT GOD, A BETTER GOD, ONE THAT COULD TRULY SHAKE THE FOUNDATIONS OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT. I AM OF COURSE TALKING ABOUT THE BLUE BEAR, FUJIKURA URUKA. THESE TRUE BELIEVERS SAW VISIONS OF URUKA IN THEIR DREAMS, THE SIGHT OF A DIVINE, TALENTED, BEAUTIFUL CREATIVE BEAR THAT WOULD USHER SOCIETY INTO A NEW BRIGHTER GOLDEN AGE, AND THEY KNEW THEY HAD TO SPREAD THE WORD OF THEIR DISCOVERY. THESE INDIVIDUALS, THE FIRST URUKULT MEMBERS ARE TRUE HEROES IN THE SAGA OF URUKA, FOR WITHOUT THEM, WE WOULD NOT BE PRIVILAGED ENOUGH TO BE ABLE TO OPENLY EXPRESS OUR LOVE FOR URUKA. TIMES ARE CHARGING, AND I HOPE SOON EVERYONE WILL SEE THE LIGHT OF THE DIVINE URUKA

I FUCKING LOVE URUKA!!!

I will marry both Michiru and Nasa!

God sends his mightiest mods his zoomerest streamers.
But fuck CLERO

>>16186695
I'm sorry but Michiru will be my wife. I leave the clawjobs to you though.

>pippa hates the totally a woman shark
based

Free cunny of your bunny

>>16188581
very nice

>>16188581
Forgot the eyebrows

I'll start respecting the chat jannies when their first paycheck arrives (never)

>>16188657
based

God damn I adore her so fucking much bros it's unreal, how is she so perfect?

I LOVE LIA BABY!

Who advised Michiru to watch this brain rot trash?

>>16190785
she should watch Frasier instead then she could not understand 99% of the words

Mii-chan really likes to thicken her deck huh
Tenma's thick deck...
It's not good for her...

>>16191733
Michiru should watch cartoon shows like Scooby Doo, or The Flinstones, Dexters Lab, or Dragon Ball Z in english instead.

>>16186695
>>16186942
https://archive.wakarimasen.moe/vt/thread/14310276/#14334084
Nasa already has a perfect husband lined up. I'm sorry.

>>16192850
Do you think I could still make Lia my wife as a consolation prize?

>>16186326
How's the JP branch of Phase Connect doing? Haven't followed them since debut.

>>16194175
Same

Hows the PCG Gen2 doing? Have they had good debuts?

>>16194209
yes

>>16192850
Yeah. He's me. Thank you for linking my post from few months ago. I will draw Nasa when I have the time.

>>16194175
All need saving especially my wife Nasa.

>>16194175
Iori's doing relatively bretty good. Fuumi buff, bilingual buff, raiding other JP vtubers led to an all-green chat and donations every stream.
Michiru has a small audience and having some understanding of English helps her but translating harder comments stalls the stream
Nasa? Saviorfag needed tier, but she's starting to stream more. She also has some indie friends so collabs might help her incline

>>16193700
You’ll have to fight her boyfriend and the supreme cuck for a chance.

>>16186326
Reposting Cuck Wars until Cuck Wars an-non finish writing all episodes.

Episode IV
https://files.catbox.moe/wtef25.mp4

Episode V
https://files.catbox.moe/ibda9h.mp4

Episode I
https://files.catbox.moe/yw8one.mp4

tonya is live if anyone cares
>inb4 who
3 weeks old chubba that collabed with tenma

>>16198276
>3 weeks old chubba

>>16198374
I meant 3 weeks since debut

>>16198276
Maybe provide a link if you're going to shill for her?

>>16198628
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45pKD1O5WeI

https://youtu.be/JEGMAuPaGvQ
Michiru chatting in 30 minutes
https://twitter.com/shisuimichiru/status/1480493409521774596
Michiru bring absurdly cute by showing her biggest smile
https://twitter.com/shisuimichiru/status/1480495123528306691
And Michiru reaffirming that she will continue her eigo reps for (You)

>>16198276
>nene collab
thanks but no thanks

>>16198755
Michiru is live

>>16199765
whats wrong with her

>>16199837
She’s sick :(

Michiru stream has started https://youtu.be/JEGMAuPaGvQ

>>16199864
did she got the wuhanflu?

>>16198750
Tonya's original song is good and I enjoy her stream, but I will never watch her over Michiru nor Nasa.

>>16199932
No, I gave her morning sickness. Sorry anons :(

>>16199961
that's fine, i posted during dead hours because of that

>>16200002
Congrats anon! Hope it works out for you two :)

>>16198760
??

>>16199900
Michiru is love!

>>16200086
I abhor gfe.

Michiru casually sporting a Hitler stache.

>>16190785
I don't really see the problem with Friends. Learning a language from live action shows is better than learning it from cartoons or just textbooks / Duolingo because the language used tends to be closer to what people use in real life. Of course actually practicing speaking with her EN genmates would be best.
Can't wait for the "Pippa Teaches Michiru English Swears and Slang feat. Panicked Mii-chan" arc.

>>16201049
Maybe someone in gen 2 will have a better timezone and they'll collab with Michiru.

>be sort of sick
>have a dream of Michiru asking me to watch Star Wars: Attack of the Clones with her in very cute Engrish
>we watch it but Pippa crashes the party, is loud and I wake up
>Michiru is now sick
Sorry guys, it's all my fault...
I am still confused why the fuck my brain went to the Star Wars prequels of all things though.

>>16201476
Why is Pippa such a bitch?

>>16201476
>watching the prequels with Michi while Pippa loudly calls Lucas a hack
sign me up

>>16201615
>while Pippa loudly calls Lucas a hack
Don't forget her throwing popcorn at the screen and going to pick up more soda every 30 minutes.

>youtube shows 16-20 viewers on michirus stream
>80+ likes since she started
really makes me think

>>16201925
She streams with rewind active, right? I think people scrolling trough the video don't count for live views and then there's people with ad-blockers that don't count either. Sprinkle some general Susantube fuckery on top of it and it's no surprise at all that the numbers don't add up. Live polls are the biggest indicator of this.

>>16202242
Michiru actually doesn't have dvr on for her streams. I'm not sure if any of the jps use it.

>>16202325
Strange that her numbers are like that then. Maybe just a lot of drive-by viewers?

Lia will be streaming Dark Souls 3 for ten hours. You have no excuse to not at least pop in to say hi!

>>16201925
People left a like before and during the stream then left.
I used to do it too to other 2views.

>>16201313
The flip mommy and hongkong /here/chuuba had decent jap pronunciation so maybe.

>>16201561
Because she's a woman.

>>16201925
welcome to 2021. viewers are at least 2x higher than the number on the stream

>>16202578
if you haven't seen the catalog, youtube has been fucked up since the beginning of the year, more than usual, there has been many threads speculating a change of algorithm or something, basically we are all bots now

>>16204534
Yeah, I heard it on a Pippa stream or something. Supposedly it's a "bug". Yeah right, Susan. At best it's collateral damage from her trying to promote corpo news networks while fucking with independents.

https://www.twitch.tv/harunaswift
Apex girl is live

Lia's darksoul stream is not showing on the schedule web for whatever reason

>>16206611
>walks into room
>orgasms live on stream after seeing a Flatline, 301 and a heap of ammo
Now I remember why I used to watch her a while back.

I just wanna say there's 111k people watching gdq on twitch right now. This gives me hope for vtubing.

>>16207066
that and the stretch redeem

>>16208606
gdq is the tranny one right?

>>16208795
not sure what you are asking, but yes, it's full of trannies

I want Pippa to look at me like this while I hug her. Imagine the pure look of utter distain and shock, while she is secretly very appreciative of it, giving into her desire to feel loved by someone. I bet that she would ultimately give in, and begin to hold me tight as well. You would be able to see tears form in her eyes all the while. I want Pippa to eel comforted by me. I want to hug Pippa...

>>16208847
I'm asking if it's the one with the infamous transition anniversay speech. Thank God those 11k are twitch "viewers" aka bots and not actual humans.

>>16209041
I have no idea, I don't actually watch it.
just saying if a thing like that has this massive audience, surely everything is possible

I want to hug Lia tightly and have her ask if I did that just so I could feel her massive chest pressed against me. Imagine her looking at you with disgust and disdain then noticing the obvious growing bulge in your pants and laughing at you for getting hard over a simple hug.

>>16209590

>>16209718
>tfw Lia's chest has its own gravitational pull

Lia love

Who is the most huggable member of Phase?
There is a correct answer.

>>16210977
all

>>16210977
Sakana

>>16211037
Correct!

>>16210977
They're all very huggable, but to me, the answer is Pippa.

>>16174052
>>16181756
>>16182165
So is this official Phase-Connect/Phase-World lore now? Pippa canonically dated a random KiwiFarms user? A bold decision to add that to her official character lore... I respect it.

Urka LOVE

>>16211326
FUCK I messed up again

>>16211365
It’s okay Anon, Uruka is very kind so I’m sure she’ll forgive you

Schedule for tomorrow (Times in UTC)
schedules doko edition
01:00 Lia Dark Souls 3 Endurance (in 5 hours)
https://youtu.be/WIif6HZvWjo
23:00 Lia Genshin Impact (in 27 hours)
https://youtu.be/-j0EtsrAj90

Please watch this blue bear: https://youtu.be/-OpktASK8ZY

>>16209718
I'd pay a dollar to hear her thoughts on all those children that use their real names to ask that somehow random 12 kids aren't as bad as discordfags also hope some autist has been saving noteworthy superchats.

>>16211726
I don't have the SC itself but I do have the kid larping as his dad after he realized what he had done

>>16211726
There's some funny ones that were reposted in the discord but I fear a lot of great ones are probably lost to the void. At least we'll always know "why are your booba big its 2022 WHYYYYYY"

I hope tributeanon is still amogus and saving up his semen for pippa

>>16212406

The videos are still up. Just use the chat_downloader or jump to the end of the video and scroll.

>>16213191
Mods deleted a lot of the retardation in the chat

Just set up a chat downloader before the next streams start and do it every time simple enough. If anything interesting happens then you caught it if not then just delete it if you want.

>>16213279
mods banned themselves?

>>16215353
baste

>>16215353
Cmon anon, only half of the mods in Lia’s chat are retarded.

>>16215353
kagi and kap are cool, the rest are gay retards whos job i could do better if i was high on meth

>>16218302
why are you not applying for mod, then?

>>16218421
i don't wanna be in contact with the talent in any form really, it's just weird. I also don't have meth :(

>>16219161
>doesn't want to groom a talent
ogey, your loss

>>16219161
Based
>>16221206
Faggot

Does Pippa still whine about her neighbors or hold pity parties for herself?

>>16222051
Things have gotten a little bit better

I see Lia is now making videos for her new post-fnaf audience.
https://youtu.be/MBqPOmbom-c

>>16222789
she made it for me, actually

>>16221290
>faggot
Please explain how grooming a woman is gay

>>16222789
why is Lia just pure sex

Lia we get it so stop posting about how much you want to fuck yourself

>>16224199
We are Lia Legion for we are many

>>16222789
Yes, my queen. I will stop shitposting immediately.

>>16213075
I'm cursed to be /here/ forever. The recent influx of swimsuit art and quality pipporn have made it difficult to save anything.

>>16224330
The Lia hivemind really is real...I thought it was only a rumor like the deer sex cult

>>16225398
we like Lia, we love Lia, we lick Lia, we are one

Dunno. Lia feels like any white teenage brat to me.

>>16225781
that's like the best part faggot

Kagi is trying to get the Koikatsu model VRchat ready so Lia can use it

>>16226117
do you guys think she also saved the model for, you know, it's original intended purpose?

>>16226203
She doesn't own Koikatsu so probably not. Kap on the other hand...

>>16226276
Kap is kinda cute, the way he tries to act all cool. I bet he has an average penis

>>16225398
>Rumour
Anon please, you gotta watch Iori more.

I LOVE LIA

https://youtu.be/WIif6HZvWjo
Lia

Lia stream started https://youtu.be/WIif6HZvWjo

whens pc gen 2?

>>16226966
>>16226980
does this idiot really think she can stream until she gets four THOUSAND subs?

>the wolf kid is still here

>>16227214
kinda suprised about that too, guess this kid is gonna get a dumb blonde fetish if he doesn't already have one

More new subs for Big Booba Lady is always great
Maybe one of these days a drawfriend will draw Lia and shota fanart

>>16227357
should i write a Lia shota fanfic?

I will immediately abandon my oshi for the first PC member to commit to playing Sekiro. Take note succubi

>>16228100
sorry we don't want whores here

>>16228143
>sorry we don't want anyone above the age of 11 here
Sorry, any member aside from Lia then

>>16228011
Yes and dont forget to post it on pc discord too.
But if you're the cuck warns anon then you should finish that series first.

>>16228258
>cuck is a discordfaggot too
Like pottery

>>16228258
i'll work on something during the endurance stream, no i am not cuck wars anon

>>16228258
He’s not me but Lia called me a good boy so it’ll be a while before I finish Episode VI.

Who was Lia referring to when she said her friend was debuting this weekend?

>>16228287
Cuck Wars anon is great. Idk if anyone could seeth from reading Cuck Wars.

>>16228910
Ask the K's.

>>16228988
yeah i hate cuck posting and i don't mind it, it's over the top and funny

>>16228910
https://twitter.com/kurogirivesper

i heard recently that your view doesnt count anymore if you have the stream on your second monitor. is that true?

>>16229317
Unsure. I'd think it'd be fine provided you're tabbed in.

>>16229276
nta but i didnt realize it was her, im already following her. Kagi is also following her, could she possibly be this vtuber? most likely just another friend of hers though.

>>16228988
>>16229175
I don't even watch them. As with any other meme that has been ran into the earth's core, the very premise can fuck off at this point. If for no other reason than, as we've all now seen very clearly before, it will attract those doing it unironically.

>>16229317
I did heard Susan was trying to "adjust" the CCV to "actual" CCV. Every youtube streamer I know have their CCV way down than before.

>>16229478
I've heard Kagi's voice, it's not her. So just another vtuber friend for us to tie Kap into cuckposts.

>>16229541
Esl-chama...

>>16229704
I invite you to go ahead and tell me how that's ESL

>>16196687
I hope the cuck wars anon wraps up granthh's arc, because his only mention was in episode iv and he was taking pippa's virginity without any opposition. he needs to be stopped

https://files.catbox.moe/g8kn5q.png

>she changed the title to Endurance until 30k
Is she high or just a huge admirer of Temako?

>>16229276
https://twitter.com/kurogirivesper/status/1477694286296715270?s=20
she was one of the people lia sent fnaf porn to

>>16230147
the first one

shota fic is going well, i think you guys will like the premise, only problem i'm having is thinking of lewd dialogue lines for Lia that fit her, any suggestions bros?

Can't Lia use a summon to help with the boss?

>>16230554
lol seriously? I haven't been watching Lia much recently but isn't she extremely yabai?

>>16231029
yeah it's Lia x a shota and his mom

>>16230974
She did that against Dragonslayer Armor and everybody, including herself, got mad at her for doing it. Bingo Panic was the guy she summoned and he basically soloed the boss for her.
It felt bad, she felt cheated.

>>16230974
Last time that happened it was by accident and she was pretty pissed off.

She mistaken a online summon for a npc if i remember right

>>16230554
>>16231104
Just write the damn thing already and show us, attention whore

>>16228988
>>16229175
>le it's le funny shitposting argument again
no, it's just anti. cuckwars anon and everyone supporting it can go off yourselves, you sound like newfags anyway.
in minecraft.

Kyle kazuma

>>16231891
It's always the worst groomers that win out in the end.

i feel bad for lia, she set an impossible goal of 30k what is she going to do

>>16232165
i'm pretty sure it was meant to be impossible, she has to beat dark souls or get 30k

>>16232165
>retards not watching
She started off saying either 30k subs or 10 hours and she believes she can do one of those.

>>16232244
she said if she beats it, shes not stopping and doing all the dlc

SHE DID IT
FUCKING FINALLY

>>16232069
at this point you don't even need to point it out, it's just self-evident with people like clero and the doxnigger

>>16231444
Lia x a fnaf shota and his mom
I found Lias fnaf stream shortly after my 12th birthday. She was really funny and her boobies were big so I watched every stream. Right before the fnaf stream that got canceled after a few minutes I joined the discord, and I unexpectedly got a DM from Lia when she took a break for the first time. “Hey I saw you in the stream chat! Do you think you could send me a picture of you!” It seemed a little weird but I did, but she didn’t say anything back to me. She came back to the stream right after, fucked around for a little bit and then ended the stream. She never messaged me back after the stream was over, so feeling like shit I just went to bed. That’s when I woke up to my mother screaming, I flew out of bed and rushed into her room to see what was going on. There were two figures around the bed while Lia was on top of my mom groping her tits. “Cmon hag you know you want it! Just let it happen!” Lia whispered in her ear. She was still squirming though. “Ugh fricken grow up your fine, Kagi hold her down!” She then looked over at me, froze in the doorway and smiled, “Kap grab the brat”. I tried to run away but Kap dragged me back into the bedroom and forced me to stand there. “Hehe make sure he doesn’t look away” Lia then leaned in close and tongue kissed my mom, then slowly brought her fingers down from her breasts to her waist. Lia ripped my mom's pants off her, and immediately tore her panties aside. She started to finger bang her with her cute slender fingers, “You like that don’t you SLUT!” Lia sped up and put another finger in. At this point Kagi didn’t even have to hold her down, she just laid there moaning while Lia had her way with her. Lia put a third finger in, and went even faster. My mom was howling with pleasure when she suddenly squirted all over Lias hand. Lia pulled her fingers out while mom just laid there shaking and shivering. She lit and took a single drag of a cigarette, then tossed it aside. Lia stood up and walked over to me, “how ya doin little guy! Sorry about that, when I said I'd make love to your mom it wasn’t a joke.” I looked into her eyes when they lit up into a bright blue. She looked down at my pants, “hehe got a banana in your shorts or are you just happy to see me!” she crouched down and pulled my pants off, “hehe hey little guy, looks like i don’t need to tell you to grow up!” she wrapped her slender hand around my shaft, and pulled my foreskin back. “Ewww smegma! Good thing I have experience cleaning this up” she looked back at the bed, “Kagi come hold my hair!” Kagi got off my mom who was still lying there shivering and came to hold Lias silky blonde hair. Lia grinned, looked up at me, and put her lips around the head of my cock. She moved her tongue all around my head while staring me in the eyes and playing with my balls. She slowly slid her lips off and opened her mouth. “Ahhhhh” she giggled as she shut her lips and swallowed, “That’s gross, wash your dick loser!” She stood up and undid her shorts, stepped out of them, and threw them to the side. “Kap throw him on the bed”. He picked me up and threw me onto the bed next to my mom. Less than a second after I hit the bed Lia was on top of me, grinding her hips against my crotch. “What are you doing, virgin! Grab my tits you idiot!” she grabbed my hand and put it on her huge breast, I squeezed them while she laughed. “Virgins are so cringe, I’m gonna help you out” Lia hovered her pussy above my cock and slammed down hard taking it all in one go, “congrats on losing your virginity, loser” she locked eyes while riding me, bouncing up and down on my shaft while giggling with a huge smile on her face. I came so fast, Lia stopped for a moment “Ugh did you just cum in me!? Fucking idiot! quick shot losers get punished” she immediately started riding again, faster and harder than before. She brought her hands up to my face, and put one hand over my mouth and wrapped the other around my throat. She was fucking me into the bed grinding her hips on my dick over and over. She started moaning and going faster, gripping my throat and staring deep into my eyes. Just as I was about to cum a second time she came on my dick. After a few seconds of deep breathes and moans she slowly slid off my dick. Cum dripping from between her legs got up and walked over to Kagi, “Grab my strap-on, we aren't done here yet.” Lia slapped Kagi’ ass while she lit up another cigarette. She looked back at me and smiled, “tonights just getting started!” she said with a huge grin.

>>16233173
This is very mediocre but somehow I still laughed, well done. Reminds me of the Pippa greentexts we used to do a while ago
Her ordering Kagi and Kap around was a nice touch.

>>16233173
How much would someone have to pay you to make one of these for Pippa?

>>16234006
i'd do it for free, I just need to be in the writing mood.

I want Pippa to make me cum with her teeth when they rot out!

>>16235625
>ywn get a blowjob from meth mouth pippa

I want to make Pippa cum with my feet

>>16236175
ew
unless your a cute gen2

i really fucking love pippa so much bros

I really fucking love Lia so much bros

>>16236791
Lia lickers unite

>not!Pippa's discord status playing Fifth Edition Character Sheet
>ywn play dnd with your oshi...
those inner circle people are lucky fucking bastards.

https://twitter.com/fujikurauruka/status/1480755807964700674
https://twitter.com/fujikurauruka/status/1480758108066512900

God I love this retarded bear!

>Lia said Kap's name in deep voice
It's not fucking fair.

>>16237732
why would you put a cracker in the microwave...

All of these anons finally realizing phasecucknect isn't a meme name.

We make cuck limp biscuits on Friday, start saving up now anons.

>>16238091
The same reason she microwaves cereal

>>16238272
wait what

>>16230267
This is 99%of the way to a sneed post.

>>16186386
>enter thread
>boner

>>16238473
https://youtu.be/9weZ1ehQRVo

I don't think Lia is joking about eating baby food bros

>>16188657
Not flat enough

>pippa gosling in discord doesn't like male collabs
poor poor sweet summer child

anon is a whore

CLERO really came back from nowhere to jerk off to Emma in chat then disappear when she left, didn't he?

>>16240114
he might still be lurking, also I think he's moding for emma too btw

>>16240182
He hasn't been powertripping on people in chat for once so I prefer it this way.

>gain 100 subs in 4 hours
lia...

>>16240645
the sub counter on stream isn't really working, i subbed on an alt like 30m ago to see if it went up and it didn't

>>16240810
ok, bot

shame to see the fnaf kids didnt come to support their oshi

>>16240973
i've seen two of them in chat tonight

>>16230025
likes it in the butt eh?

>>16240973
It's past their bedtime. Remember, it's a school night.

>>16241091
>it's a school night.
I used to stay up till like 2am on school nights playing games. why can't they stay up till 2am to support lia, a definitively more noble and important task than what I was doing at their age

>>16241164
they just don't care about non fnaf games. That's the truth

>>16241600
kids these days, they should care about Lias fat honkers

>>16241600
And to think, they were cooming so hard at her planet sized chest...

i really don't get the hype for fnaf. Is it worth getting into as a boomber?

>>16242183
no, it's not worth getting into unless your a child.
t.zoomer

>>16242183
No

My older bro was home from uni and asking me about games and stuff I did and I was trying explain vtubers so I showed him Lia. He was watching and asked about superchats so I told him about how they were like tips. He got mad and was asking you’re giving this bitches money? So now I’m going to a club this weekend with my older bro and his friends as wingmen to get girls. I hope I meet a milf.

she fucking did it bros
she fuckign kill him

kek. what did she break?

>>16242352
have fun anon, just don't bring up vtubers to the women and don't drop your spaghetti too hard

>>16242464
her will to live
and some figures she had on her desk

>>16242352
I hope you meet a milf too bro. Hag love!

Lia Likers, your oshi finally figured out how to play dark souls. I kneel

she's so cute bros

Lia starting DS3 was what got me into Phase Connect in the first place, it's been a hell of a ride

man im so fucking proud of lia right now. shes so cute and she worked real hard for this victory! LIA LOVE!!!!!!

>>16242747
>Didn't save the file name that included the soundpost
https://pastebin.com/jbzkN9Gb

>ywn eat mashed potatoes from lia's keyboard
why live

>>16243045
thank you, giantdad appreciator

i dread the day she reaches sister friede

>>16242183
FNAF is a shitty game series but it has some decent worldbuilding ideas. I say wait for the movie, there's a decent director attached so it might actually turn out alright.

I’ve only shitposted on /vt/ twice today and only one of those was in /pcg/, and it was honestly pretty mild.

I can't believe I'm watching a stream along literal children.
FNAF streams were a mistake

>>16245089
Anon... that's one of the retarded mods.

>>16245089
>>16245166

bros, i feel like pippa is the kind of girl who unironically likes another

>>16245979
Another who? What? Don’t leave us hanging anon

>>16246048
the anime

>>16246119
Ah it all makes sense now

I had an epiphany bros. I struggle with being a gosling over Pippa, but today I tried thinking of scenarios of what we could do and talk about if we actually were friends, and I surprised myself. I really don’t think I would have that much to talk about or do with Pippa, we really don’t have much in common after all. I still like her as a content creator, but I’m losing that lonesome longing for the impossible to be her friend, and I’m much better for it. Makes me appreciate my bros more. If I were chatting with her in a discord call, what would we talk about? I’m not into Jim and his type, I don’t really care about lolcows at all. There’s nothing really to connect over. I’m starting to feel better bros

>>16246359
Damn I wish I could that, but Uruka is exactly like my high school best friend and that only makes me fall harder for her

/a/ really is a great place to mine cuck memes after the cuckpoclypse. Do you guys like this one?

>>16246441
That is rough man, but I’m rooting for you to find peace with it, however it happens. And don’t get me wrong, I haven’t completely defeated my goslinghood over Pippa, it’s not a simple issue, I’m just starting to be able to fight back. Just remember that a lot of people, myself included, can relate and sympathize with you, and that you’re not alone in this

Lia is gonna fucking die isn't she

>>16247723
has she just gotten this fight? i can see this being when her mind finally snaps

she's not even past the first phase, i dont think she's gonna do it

>God I wanna suck her toes so bad.
Artbros, get on it.

>>16246536
What happened?
I only stay in manga threads.
>>16246359
I like lolcows and Jim but I'm terrible with being close to people. So the vague non relationship of her reading my messages and recognizing me is ideal. I'd like to talk one on one from time to time but not becoming overly entangled because that's unbearable for my anxiety.
I'm content.

>>16247924
She reminds me a lot of Lady Maria from Bloodborne, except harder. How is it in practice (I haven't played DS3)?

>>16248557
Dark Souls 3 took a lot from Bloodborne. Friede can be staggered and abused a lot like Maria can, Lia is just too stupid and afraid.
Her revealing she's never played with audio makes it all make sense.

>>16248557
The fight itself steadily increased in difficulty. The fight ultimately has 3 (4?) phased, with the final phase being Sister Friede using hexes, the big boi with the bowl and the whole room is on fire.
The part she couldn't get past is by far the easiest part of the fight

>>16248582
>Her revealing she's never played with audio makes it all make sense.
So she's one of those people... Why would you do that in a single player game anyway? It's not and FPS, but audio cues are still important and the music is great in Fromsoft games too.

>>16248320
Rent a girlfriend happened. You know. Latest chapter. After that, people keep posting cuckshit in the other threads.

RATE IT

>>16249021
i want to watch lia suck on friedes toes/10

>>16248646
Her self done piercings are to blame and not being able to wear headphones/earphones, sure she could use speakers but there would be problems with speaker feeding back into the mic.

>>16249021
i want to suck on lia's toes while she's sucking on friedes toes ALSO LET ME INTO C.U.C.K.K./10

>>16249256
I hope it awkwardly changes to C.U.K.K. soon.

i miss uruka :(

>>16246119
qrd on another?

Michiru is playing Valorant in 6 minutes
https://youtu.be/rmhu6JKxO4o

>>16252404
Michiru love!

>>16252404
If this was Lia's stream, that kafuu guy would have his messages deleted already and we'll call him fnaf kid on the talent's channel

>>16249241
>speaker bleed
why what mic does she use?

>>16253283
what for?

unrelated but anyone else having trouble with scrolling up the yt chat?

>>16249241
>Her self done piercings are to blame
Tell us more anon.

>>16253581
Sorry that was my gosling instinct.
This is why I'm not a mod nor should I ever apply to be a mod.

>>16186519
Has Uruka streamed lately? I usually see them recommended because I tune in on most days. But I haven't lately. Or is it just me?

>>16254217
I think she has internet issues, judging by her latest tweets

>>16249241
Wasn't she talking about earphones tho? Over-ear headphones shouldn't cause any issue.

>>16254835
What kind of self done piercings does she have?

>>16254879
>Lia is some hardcore cybergoth slut pretending to be a blonde bimbo with ears full of metal like a hedgehog

>>16249241
>self done piercings
Oh nyo

>>16254879
If I remember correctly then the one causing problems is called a conch piercing. She has more than that though.

>>16254475
Her problems appear to be solved, she has a planned collab with Lia

>>16255024
well that looks...painful

>>16253581
nta but I think he's trying to do the playfully bullying the streamer thing. It doesn't work when the streamer barely speaks your language so it comes off as being a bit of an ass.
And yeah chat scrolling is fucked.

>>16255692
The eternal zoomer.

>>16253581
Oh good, it's not just me then.

>>16251945
imagine someone took final destination and turned it into a romance story about 2 14 emo kids

>>16249241
why doesnt she just... take the piercings out?

>>16256357
she's probably too lazy

>>16256357
the wound closes quick if the piercing is somewhat new, that may be a reason

>>16252404
why is she playing this on yt anyways? did she gave up on twitch?

>>16257301
Valorant was never a twitch only thing for michiru as far as I know and youtube is her main platform.

Uruka LOVE

>>16257301
she streams on twitch every Sunday JST

https://www.twitch.tv/harunaswift
Haruna is starting now with Fatal Frame 3

>>16248320
Glad you’re able to keep yourself a healthy distance. I thought I was content being recognized and having my comments read. Lately though, it seems pretty obvious that Pippa has been intentionally ignoring my messages, but do you see the issue with that concern? I sound insane and creepy worrying about that, it’s not healthy. I’ve sent myself into a shitty spiral of wondering what I did wrong, what thing I said or did that caused me to (maybe?) fall out of favor with her. Does she hate me now? I’m sure it’s all a misunderstanding but I don’t even know what her thoughts are because of the disconnect between streamer and viewer. All of this made it really clear to me that I am fucked up in the head. It’s actually been really interesting watching myself descend into goslinghood, especially after I criticized them in the past. That said, now I’m doing something about the problem. I won’t be a gosling, I’m getting better bros, wgmi.

>>16231891
Full vod here
https://mega.nz/folder/DRhw1R6L#yWl1tBtDpA6p9h8eyNuX4Q
No one really asked so I didn't put it up

>>16258482
maybe you've reach a point were you have to send a dono to have your comment read. Remember, the bigger, the better

>>16258579
Haha that would work, but it wouldn’t solve my issue of worrying that she hates me. If anything, it would make me even more worried that it would appear I’m coming off as an attention whore, and that she hates me even more for being forced to read my donos out of obligation. Really, the answer is to take a step back and distance myself

>>16258482
>has been intentionally ignoring my messages
Send about 300 of them or become a chat jannie.

>>16258693
I really don't think she hates you, or anyone, she just has an active chat to read everything, but I did get the impression that she fixates sometimes on some chatters more than others and I get the feeling she stopped reading thrang out loud as much after we complained in the thread

>>16258482
The fact that you’re aware of it and how pathetic it is means you aren’t too far gone. It’s the nuts like Clero who have zero self-awareness or introspection who are too far gone to be fixed.

>>16258693
Pippa explained her thought process on reading stuff before. She might miss messages because of the sheer amount of them. She might be in the middle of talking when your message comes up and she doesn't want to stop the flow to read it. She tends to focus on the newest ones first so she might look away for a split second and see the message below yours when she looks back making it look like she read yours but actually didn't.
Pippa genuinely does not seem to dislike anyone in chat, and no names stand out to me as warranting dislike from her.

>>16258693
I’m goslinginging…ing for Lia a bit after that dumb video, with full acknowledgment of how stupid it is. I’ll be back to cuck posting soon enough, though.

>>16259241
>cuckposter is a lia liker
it's time to divide the general

>>16259302
Pippa was the gateway drug, of course, but I have changed my allegiance.

Pippa serves the same purpose for Phase Connect that /b/ and then /pol/ served for 4chan.

Gonna sound a bit gay here, but I’m glad that despite all the shitposting, cuckposting, etc, we’re also able to have civil and honest talks about our issues /here/. Thanks bros

>>16259537
Let’s not start sucking each other’s dicks just yet.

>>16259579
Don’t worry I’m done. The regularly scheduled program shall now resume.

>>16259579
Whoa buddy you're not the boss of which dicks I suck.

>>16259528
idk i'm still on the pippa ride from the start

>>16246359
See, this is probably why the fruit succeeded in getting close to her. He has a large amount of similar interests as pippa, so he can probably actually hold himself in an engaging conversation with her about stuff she cares about.
>>16258791
>spoiler
Eh, idk. It still kinda feels like she still reads him out-loud the same amount

>>16259734
>t.doxxdog

>>16259377
fuck you and everything you stand for, pippigger. won't don't have room for WHORES over here

>>16242352
>My older bro was home from uni and asking me about games and stuff I did and I was trying explain vtubers so I showed him Lia. He was watching and asked about superchats so I told him about how they were like tips. He got mad and was asking you’re giving this bitches money? So now I’m going to a club this weekend with my older bro and his friends as wingmen to get girls. I hope I meet a milf.
All the best, an-non. Be sure you go for a hag old enough it's weird aka hot.

>>16249241
>her self-done piercings
Lia...
...wait. Wait. Is that why she gets washed in Security Breach so much then?
Wait doesn't that also mean she can't do collabs? And doesn't that also mean that she's done them fairly i.e when she should have the cash to get it done professionally?

>>16259804
>makes observation about doxnigger
>immediately gets accused of actually being said doxnigger
ogey

This may be unhealthy to think about, but I must admit, I sometimes wonder who Pippa's absolute favorite chatter is.

>>16258482
There's plenty of /here/ pandering chuubas in /wvt/ Pippa isn't unique. Just mix some extra ones in.

>>16260199
The one that pays for her dentist and painkiller addiction.

>>16260199
Whichever one sends her the most money so she and Zax can make their home together.

>>16260309
>>16260358
jl7ten WINNING

>>16259979
She has the volume up enough to hear things, at least. When she first got to phase 2 of soul of cinder, she noticed the piano in the bgm. It probably just isn't high enough to pick up on audio clues very much if at all. She said she keeps her pc volume at 7%.

>>16260199
the obvious answer is that it's the fruit.

>>16260199
Honestly? Probably the fruit. She responds to almost all of his messages. They’re probably friends in real life so it makes sense.

>>16260552
>They’re probably friends in real life
where did you pull this idea from? your ass?

>>16260854
Yes and no. Partially the idea is born out of my own jealousy so it’s not fully rational. Also I said “in real life” but I didn’t mean it like they are literally friends who see each other in person, just that they are friends outside of streaming.

>>16260552
I could believe him autisticly tracking down whichever BaB she goes, finding out who she is, and forcing and manipulating interactions to make it seem like it was a natural thing, while he knows exactly who she is and she has no idea. I think they could be IRL friends like that.

>>16260952
ah, that makes more sense. yeah, i'm inclined to agree with you here
>>16260967
to be honest, that's probably his logical next step

>>16260967
Do we have any general idea as to where grant lives? Is he actually close to her location?

>>16258482
lmao well at least you're not the lia schizo

>>16261163
You're dumb. Just enjoy shitposting into the void, know it gets read. Every time.

>>16260967
>forcing and manipulating interactions to make it seem like it was a natural thing, while he knows exactly who she is and she has no idea.
I refuse to believe that a fruit has enough natural charisma and social skills to pull this off.

why do >we talk always talk about jannies and not how much i want to suck on lia's piercings

>>16261580
...because they're grooming the chuubas?

>>16261285
>the lia schizo
Which one?

>>16261491
we already know that he has enough charisma and social skills to groom her on the internet, so why not irl?

if they're really doing it, what are you going to do? dox the groomer? drop the chuuba? do something or don't, but there's no need to whine about it for another six months

>>16262144
meant for >>16261609

>>16262144
doxxing the fruit would only realistically end up with him getting even closer to pippa, because she'd feel bad about it and maybe even feel responsible for it happening. and i don't want to drop her, i just want to help her get away from him

>>16262144
nta, but some anons are /here/ simply to try to make everyone else miserable. One of them even admitted that they love seeing everyone as miserable as them, does anyone have that screen cap still?

>>16261648
(you)

New thread
>>16262435

>>16260552
I have no idea who her favorite chatter might be, but
>She responds to almost all of his messages.
Is factually wrong, and terribly so. She doesn't respond to the vast majority of his messages, I'm talking like 75% of them go unreplied.
Probably because she doesn't respond to most peoples' messages.
For what it's worth, the people she responds to the most, just based on percentage are... UnluckyCat and Cipher, and that's among people that talk a lot. Pure numbers-wise, the winner is archivebro, who rocks something like a 90% reply ratio.
From what I've noticed, if you want her to respond to you, the 2 main thing you need is to timing. A few people actually time their messages to when they think she's about to read the chat (yeah, I noticed kek), which is why amongst the unwrenched, they have the highest ratios.

>t. Unironic autist whos hobby is counting who she responds to and how much every stream

>>16262488
I’m… I’m Clero?

>>16262586
>the 2 main thing
the main thing*
The other main thing was supposed to be content, but without timing that doesn't matter unless it's so funny that other people in the chat laugh at it

>>16262586
Sounds like you’ve done way more research than I have kek, alright I stand corrected

>>16262586
aren't most of the fruit's messages just emotespam anyways? are you including them in your statistic too?

>>16262836
Nope. Just the written ones. I'm not completely sure why she doesn't reply to him that much (frank too btw, though he chats much less so the impact is lessened) but that's the state of things. Maybe to avoid rrats? Bad luck? idk