/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>1580424
Did somebody say vomit?

>>1580424
Leave and don't come back

Gura's vomit uuuooooooooooo

mmm kettle steam
*snifffffff*

I'm new here, and still know better that this is normal in these parts
Well, "normal", you know what I mean

>>1580424
don't forget their menstruation cycles

I agree. Talking about piss and fart is disgusting I'd rather talk about the delicious nose-filling aroma that emanates from Haatos feet.

>>1580543
Stop being a deviant and get rid of your foot fetish

>>1580424
>>1580442
>>1580457
What does Gura's vomit taste like?

What about reproductive bodily functions?
Are those okay to talk about?

>>1580424
A good portion of people here are underage, and if not a majority of them are Americans who grew up on toilet/gross-out "humour", ribaldry and generally ugly aesthetics thanks to western CN cartoons raising them. Hence the propensity towards spam of other hideous meme templates like wojak and pepe.
There's more obsession with sex, biology, fluids, "breeding" and other obscene acts now than ever before. I'm no puritan but it's introduced into everything with no provocation, no one has any sense of decency or reservedness. We should be seeking to ascend beyond animalistic impulses and obsessions, not double down on them and project them onto entertainment like desperate cavemen.

>>1581001
>I'm not a puritan
>But actually I'm a puritan

Fuck off.

>>1581080
You should fuck off, strawman abusing fag. I'm talking optional individual mentalities and use of tech to invalidate some bodily functions in the future, not forcefully mandating people don't mention sex or biofluids ever. I'm saying people should discard their base, animalistic obsessions over time through choice, instead there's more of a focus on it now than ever. The obsession is everywhere I look.

How do you feel about toe sweat Gura?

I personally believe tracking your oshi's mensural cycle as insane as sounds, is a very useful bit of information to be aware of
Have you wondered why your favorite chuuba suddenly starts postponing or canceling streams without citing a specific reason a few times every month?
The chances are she's probably expiring cramps or mood swings brought on by PMS

>>1581228
Based.

>you guys

The people here are probably very normal compared to some of their other fans. At least no one from here made a pee chart where they track at what times of day Okayu goes to the toilet and sent it to her.

>>1580424
But it's like a charge rifle

>>1581826
hair down ollie when?

>>1580424
What does Gura's piss taste like?

>>1582728
piss

>>1580919
salmon

>>1580424
what a fagget op

>>1580424
I wonder what her semen would taste like if she was a futa

>>1584256
like the thick creamy white frosting on cinnamon buns

>>1581130
Meds. Now.

>>1581130
what the fuck

>>1580442
Fpbp. Fucking amazing.

>>1581001
>>1581130
Y'know I think I have just the girl for you...

>>1580424
good. Please vomit and fuck off

>>1581701
god i want Okayu to おしっこbreak on me

>>1582728
Like piss. Smell your own for comparison

>>1581130
Suppressing human instincts just produces broken humans, not better ones.

Some anon also monitor their period dates

>>1580424
>He doesn't follow his oshi menstrual cycle

>>1580424
Can we compromise with me wanting to drink Pekora's period blood?

>>1581701
Post pee chart

>>1589264
A real man loves his woman every day of the month.

>>1580424
I want to eject my lower bodily fluids into these girls

>>1589927
search for it she address it on screen in her usual laid back demeanor

Ollie literally exists to brap and piss

Her existence is her body

>>1580442
here

>>1580424
>Stop constantly talking about braps and piss and disgusting crap like that. Makes me want to vomit.
B-but... the holos themselves do...

>>1581228
>>1589168
>>1589177
really? any data you wanna share with the class?

>>1589055
Only if you're weak-willed or otherwise impulsive. Instincts are actually a useless mechanism when you think about it, and the ability to discard them and instead doing just what you actually want to do (or need to do to survive) is an infinitely better option.

>>1580543
Out of morbid curiosity I ended up listening to the video of Mori taking a shit and I can confirm it was pretty gross. Haachama throwing up noodles was cute though.

if ina did a stream where all she did was fart and shit herself I think she could easily get a high number of viewers

>>1596782
Your ideology is a projection of your misanthropy. Also, the belief that you can make any decision through a human mind without being influenced by human instinct demonstrates your ideas are impossible. You best get comfortable with being human, or else you'll continue to make these low EQ takes on life

>>1580424
listen here i would happily drag my cockles through 100 miles of broken glass just to hear gura fart into a walkie talkie.

>>1580424
i would also drink gura’s hot piss like fine brandy

You when you're in bed and fart, so you lift up the covers to take a long wiff of the goodness? That's what I wish I could do whenever Ollie sharts on stream.

>>1598557
Same

I wish Gura would bottle her bath water and sell it like Belle Dolphine

>>1598442
Instincts don't universally dictate your every thought and decision unless you're the type of impulsive animal who lets them do so. You're confusticating diluting everything down to chemical reactions and brain waves with impulse driven behaviour. Anyone with a lack of impressionability and a strong mind will not be driven by instinct, unless they let it benefit them in an extreme situation that would demand it, like finding any water source to prevent dehydration.

Am i the only one who would suck another man’s cum from my oshi’s cunt?

>>1581826
Cute!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsfiPkbpCRA

>>1598707
You cannot have a thought produced by a human brain free of human bias. Are we willing going to argue this? Obviously we can suppress instincts to engage in more clear and rational response, no one is arguing that. I'm arguing your universal dismissal of human emotions is counterproductive as it leaves an individual with a toxic pathology

>>1599561
>ywn desperately lap out globs of Chad's semen from your oshi's vag in a vain effort to keep her from getting knocked up

>>1599704
nooooooo!

>>1580424
OP is right

If you like who do deadly burps, farts, vomit, yawn, and has accidently pissed oncs on stream you have to check out Athena Bambina. She's been through a lot but if you can handle those I reccomend you check her out.
Youtube:
https://youtube.com/channel/UC987QALs1QENtJyZ1G8EgbQ

>>1600080
shut up, bitch. If you wont huff your oshi’s brapa like an abo with a petrol can, how can you say you love her?

>>1599649
Individual preference isn't equivocal to a universal animalistic drive towards certain actions driven by external stimuli. Instincts in humans are a much more contentious subject and do not dictate all individual emotional responses, especially new experiences. Sexual impulses in particular serve no functional, beneficial purpose but their involvement with disgust and biofluids mean they should be subverted and mitigated individually when possible.
"Toxic" is a newfag buzzword and I don't take anyone who uses it seriously.

>>1580424
Sometimes i think i would like my oshi to piss on me but then i think what if i don't like it as it starts, maybe she could piss of me in the shower, that way if i like it i could concentrate on the piss and if i dont i could concentrate on the shower water, win win.

>>1600336
personally i wish to fill expensive crystal decanters with the piss of gura, pekora, and kiara.

Then i will spend my evening nightcap enjoying their rare essence paired with a fine cuban cigar

>>1595689
this must be fake... r-right guys?

>>1600263
I'm pretty sure you have no idea what you're even arguing over at this point.

>>1600599
its a schizo samefagging themself. ignore them and discuss your oshi’s BM

>>1588978
Male piss smell and taste very different from female piss

>>1600510
This except I want to chill a large transparent jug with Ame's fresh piss and refrigerate it to enjoy on a hot summer's day.

>>1600510
>>1600813
That's nasty as fuck. The joy is to have the girl hug you while you make out in the shower and she just lets her pee flow all over you and it runs down your leg, that's the gentleman way of doing this. Not fucking jugs and shit.

>>1600263
Reminder that this guy gets upset over talking oranges.

Mmmm can you imagine a peanut butter and period blood sandwich straight from Mori's cunt?

>>1601632
Imagine the smell after Mori took a shit on stream that one time

>>1601733
The twerk wind would be scrumptious

>>1601632
>>1601733
>>1601887
Jeez i already came twice today please dont make me again!

>>1600846
i want to use Gura’s curry stink diarrhea as lubricant for an epic JO sesh

>>1601340
Reminder that this guy gets upset over being outed for being an underage newfag.

>>1580424
You have clearly never had a girl fart and piss your mouth or else you would understand.

idk japs seem to love sneezes and have a ton of sneeze compilations.

>>1602413
The resident schizo. You're very predictable.

>>1602548
>schizo
There it is, took the newfag all of two seconds to out himself.

>>1580919
Eggs, mostly

>>1602466
>You have clearly never had a girl fart and piss your mouth or else you would understand.
In my part of the world we refer to these as AMBROSIA

>>1602584
Schizo is just a word in the English language and has been in use on 4chan for over 10 years at this point.

>>1602624
Every word has been used at some point by someone, that doesn't preclude it clearly being newfag talk, which is in-line with the explosion in usage by retarded, impulsive, infantile newfags such as yourself.

>>1602624
please dont engage the future school shooter. he is bullied all day and typing out pointless bait is his way of blowing off steam. we just ignore him

>>1580835
How???

>>1602655
No, something like "redpilled" was not used 10 years ago and I wouldn't blame you if you consider it "newfag talk", but schizo is literally just a word to describe a person or behavior seen as schizophrenic.
>>1602664
Try saying some stupid shit to him, it's fun. You can go on for hours.

>>1602899
the problem is when he murders people they are going to go back over his online activity and i don’t want to be connected

>>1602899
"Redpilled" is newfag talk, though it's based on a movie reference about a literal red pill, and someone has absoluely said it before 2012 at some point in history. "Schizo" is also newfag talk, which is why children like you have caused it to go from being used every few days/weeks/months a few years ago to every few seconds/minutes now.

>>1603033
>"Redpilled" is newfag talk, though it's based on a movie reference about a literal red pill
The modern meaning is too broad to be considered the same thing as when you're referencing The Matrix. As far as I can tell "based and redpilled" just means "thing I like".
>"Schizo" is also newfag talk, which is why children like you have caused it to go from being used every few days/weeks/months a few years ago to every few seconds/minutes now.
Schizo is an abbreviation coined in the 1940s. It's not unique to 4chan at all and the reason why it wasn't used as often is because there weren't as many schizos like (You) posting.

>>1603033
You must be a zoomer.
it’s from the Matrix, released in the late 90s.
If Neo takes the blue pill he can go back into the matrix
If he takes the Red Pill he wakes up to reality, which is literally hell.

Why are you guys like this.

>>1603322
We need to take our medications (newfag speak)

>>1603322
why arent you?

>>1603203
>The modern meaning is too broad to be considered the same thing as when you're referencing The Matrix. As far as I can tell "based and redpilled" just means "thing I like".
I never said it was. But it was definitely a word used before at some point. The date of origin is irrelevant, only its propagation and who's using it.
>Schizo is an abbreviation coined in the 1940s. It's not unique to 4chan at all and the reason why it wasn't used as often is because there weren't as many schizos like (You) posting.
I never said it was unique to 4chan, retard. In fact, it not being unique to 4chan is another reason why it's newfag lingo, social media diasphora such as yourself is attached to it. The reason it's used so much nowadays is because you're an illiterate child attached to infantile buzzwords, there is no other reason.
>>1603271
"-oomer" is also a newfag suffix forced by a wojak posting child in 2018 and other impressionable children such as yourself picked up on it immediately because you found the pronounciation of "oo" funny, like an infant. I already mentioned it was a movie reference, gain some reading comprehension you illiterate faggot.

>>1603322
tourists get uppity whenever their calling cards start getting identified

>>1603412
when are you going to murder all of your classmates, mister schizo school shooter?

>>1603412

>>1603382
I am, and i hate it.

>>1580424
They're just teens trying to be edgy on the internet

>>1603513
You really are obsessed with school shootings. I know you're impulsive and underage but unless you're prepared to off yourself on the spot (which I do recommend) then you should pass up on doing something like that.

>>1603560
Son, I am the Special Agent assigned to monitor this board and you fit the profile. I was just hoping you could make all our jobs easier and confess your plans.

>>1603412
>In fact, it not being unique to 4chan is another reason why it's newfag lingo, social media diasphora such as yourself is attached to it.
What social media platform did the "schizo craze" originate from?
>The reason it's used so much nowadays is because you're an illiterate child attached to infantile buzzwords, there is no other reason.
I'm not using the word for the sake of using it, I'm using it because it accurately describes (You). "insane" or "lunatic" would have a similar effect but "schizo(phrenic)" is a more accurate description of your nature.

>>1603546
well then, welcome to the party. Who is your oshi?
I really wish my oshi would give me a piss filled adult diaper for me to fuck

>>1603735
I just wanna make out with Kiara im the shower while she pees, she's European so she is probably into that stuff.

>>1603644
No seriously, don't shoot up your school before you take enough English lessons to extend your vocabulary beyond the -oomer suffix and "schizo".
>>1603663
>What social media platform did the "schizo craze" originate from?
Looks like you don't know what a diasphora is, which isn't surprising. Newfag lingo has a one-to-one correlation with future use in normalfag social media circles.
>I'm not using the word for the sake of using it
True, you're using it because it's the first slang that comes into your empty head as a result of it being conditioned into you by other newfags, you have no reasoning or justification behind it other than expressing you're a newfag, and a cancerous one at that. And yes, you could use synonyms you took time to look up on an online thesaurus there now, but you wouldn't do that naturally, you only do it when I actively provoke you into doing so. Every variant of "-oomer" slang also has synonyms, but none of you newfag plagues will ever use them naturally because they aren't in your lexicon.

>>1602536
くしゃみ助かる is one my favorite memes I learned from watching streams live.

>>1603834
would you eat her out in the shower while she pisses in your face and mouth? I would. I would name her my sweet pee and and my tongue would be her vibrater fueled by hot piss

i wish my dick could fight with a turd inside Gura’s ass. I would push in and she would squeeze her hot turd out. then i would push in and the turd would enter my urethra and i would blast it back out with my cum

>>1603908
>Looks like you don't know what a diasphora is, which isn't surprising. Newfag lingo has a one-to-one correlation with future use in normalfag social media circles.
Of course I know what a diaspora is, idiot. First off you were implying I came from another social media platform and popularized the usage of the term here because it had been used on my previous site of choice. Now you're implying the increased usage here will lead me to spread it to normalfag social media like Facebook and Twitter.
>True, you're using it because it's the first slang that comes into your empty head as a result of it being conditioned into you by other newfags
Again, it's not slang, I'm just calling you schizophrenic.
>And yes, you could use synonyms you took time to look up on an online thesaurus there now, but you wouldn't do that naturally
I don't need to look at a fucking thesaurus to find words to describe you. "Psycho" also comes to mind but that's too violent.

>>1580424
Because they're desperate pricks, who were likely raised in probably the most unstable ways possible due to having to endure a post 9/11 society.

>>1580478
>>1600080
>>1603322
>>1603550
Also this.

>>1604410
would you eat an undigested corn out of Pekora’s cute rabbit droppings?

>>1604309
>Of course I know what a diaspora is, idiot.
You clearly don't. You being part of it and propogating it's use on your social media site of origin aren't mutually exclusive either. You arrive from social media normalfag sites, normalise brainless slang here, then introduce it back to your site of origin when you're not trying to homogenise 4chan into being an identical clone of the social media site you originated from.
>Again, it's not slang, I'm just calling you schizophrenic.
No, you're calling me and everyone else a "schizo", which is extremely common amongst your kind. You aren't notable as an individual because you're indistinguishable from the rest of your flood of newfag drones spamming the same slang.
>I don't need to look at a fucking thesaurus to find words to describe you.
You do because none of you newfag drones would ever call someone psycho, lunatic or loon, these are not in your lexicon. You invariably pick from the same derivative list of "oomer", "seethe", "cope", "have sex", "schizo", "based", "cringe" and "sneed" because that's all that's been implanted in your mind.

does anyone have hires images of Pekora’s Perfect Brap-cannon?

>>1589927
How have you not seen it yet? This should be mandatory.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9NNA9QFDUs

>>1604626
ThTt was excellent and it was clear that she found pleasure in knowing someone thought she was special enough to graph all or her potty sessions. That is the kind of oshi we could all hope for

>mori and gura will never relieve their bowel movements on your chest
It's hard sometimes, life.

plop, plop
wiz, wiz
oh what a relief it is!

>>1580424
Watersports are a patrician fetish, you are just a pleb

>>1604532
>you're calling me and everyone else a "schizo", which is extremely common amongst your kind.
Which is short for schizophrenic. It has the same relation as car and automobile.
>You do because none of you newfag drones would ever call someone psycho, lunatic or loon, these are not in your lexicon.
Sure I would but it doesn't apply to you. These words have different though closely related meanings. You're delusional and live in your own fantasy world but you don't seem like the type to torture animals or engage in other extreme antisocial behavior so schizophrenic is more applicable to you than psychopathic. Lunatic or loon is too generic.
>You invariably pick from the same derivative list of "oomer", "seethe", "cope", "have sex", "schizo", "based", "cringe" and "sneed"
Here's where the delusions come in again: I used none of these terms except schizo which you conveniently added to the list to prove a point.

>>1580424
Anime girls bodily fluids taste like marshmallow and chocolate sauce you pleb

>>1604532
>>1604996
Ok zoomer

>>1604926
>>1605002
So much this. And anime girl’s period blood tastes like strawberry preserves.

>>1604996
>Which is short for schizophrenic.
You're not saying schizophrenic, you're saying "schizo". In addition, calling people "schizophrenic" is also newfag speak.
>Sure I would but it doesn't apply to you.
None of those apply to anyone by your logic. Since "schizo" has been normalised here as newfag lingo, you have never once used anything resembling a similar insult or synonym for "schizo", you've used exclusively used it since then, as has every other newfag. When called out for this, you conveniently try to pass off your exclusive use of newfag slang by pretending there are absolutely no alternatives with shallow reasoning behind it. In reality, anyone here who wasn't a newfag would be using any terminology besides "schizo" easily, because they aren't retarded newfags.
>Here's where the delusions come in again
False, you have absolutely used all of these at some point and your fellow newfags do the same
>>1605131
"Schizo" was already in the list. I'm infinitely more observant, less impressionable, more experienced online, more introspective, and have a better intuition than you do. I recognise newfag slang immediately and "schizo" fits all criteria for it.

>>1604626
she’s so chill wow! cool girl

>>1605178
I suspect you have a 5G cell tower very close to your home and that is the source of your feeble mindedness

I want to drink the menhera juice

>>1605248
I *know* you're a newfag tourist whose life goals revolve around making every website unfortunate enough to have you stumble upon it an irredeemable cesspit. You and your fellow cancerous parasites do this either deliberately or unconsciously.

>>1605131
>And anime girl’s period blood tastes like strawberry preserves.
Don't call them anime. The whole point of anime girls are that they aren't gross and disgusting like real girls.
Vtubers are 3dpd and yuck

>>1601733
>Mori took a shit on stream
link?

>>1605314
i honestly take it another step and find anime girls disgusting. I will only conjugate with men dressed as anime girls

>>1605398
she didn't. I am a scatfag who isolated the audio and it's literally nothing. People are calling a mechanical clicking or creaking sound a brap. It's not.

>>1605557
This, even if she took a shit, you can hear the background music more than anything

>>1605178
>calling people "schizophrenic" is also newfag speak.
Expanding the list again, I see.
>When called out for this, you conveniently try to pass off your exclusive use of newfag slang by pretending there are absolutely no alternatives with shallow reasoning behind it.
I provided solid reasoning for my choice of words and you reply back with the same incoherent babble used only a few posts up. You act like a late-stage schizophrenic who hasn't taken their medication. My statement has nothing to do with any recent meme (he said take your meds! haha!), it's reality.
>False, you have absolutely used all of these at some point and your fellow newfags do the same
I don't even know what sneed means.
>"Schizo" was already in the list. I'm infinitely more observant, less impressionable, more experienced online, more introspective, and have a better intuition than you do
You have no idea who I am. You have made up a fantasy character in your head and that's who you're talking to. Your valiant experience of using the internet has taught you absolutely nothing. You didn't stop anyone from posting in this thread, you never stopped any "newfags" from posting a talking orange and no matter how much you try the only valid option is to walk away.

>>1605775
i just want to abuse pekora’s tight little rabbit holes

>>1605883
Based.

>>1605775
>Expanding the list again, I see.
False, it was already on my "list", which I never actually posted.
>I provided solid reasoning for my choice of words
None of your posts are coherent, nor do they provide solid reasoning. They are illegible gibberish. Your damage control and litany of excuses for being unable to use anything other than newfag slang is also easily discarded.
>I don't even know what sneed means.
"I don't know what x means" sums up your use of said newfag slang pretty well, none of it conveys anything of worth anyway and you still don't understand it.
>You have no idea who I am.
I do know who you are because you're a newfag trying to defend spamming off-topic shit on this board every time the meta of it is introduced, you use your particular brand of newfag speak in "schizo" as a solid identifier. You're easily identified in every single thread and I will continue to out you in every single thread.

>>1605925
>You're easily identified in every single thread and I will continue to out you in every single thread
See you in the next one then. Good luck on your... uh... crusade.

>>1605883
>>1605913
want to hear her cry “peko” with every spiteful thrust

>>1603663
>>1603908
>>1604309
>>1604532
>>1604996
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>>1605775
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>>1605992
Do you two really lack that much self-awareness to recognize how fucking autistic you both look right now? I've seen my share of thread derailments but this is something special.

>>1605992
You're the poster on a crusade, specifically to subvert and destroy the medium through spamming filth out of your hatred for it because you don't have the mental maturity to ignore it and engage in the mediums you do enjoy, like spamming your fifty million wojak edits on /v/ all day.

>>1606018
I'm doing my best to drive him insane. His posts have become noticeably more aggressive over the past few days.

>>1606018
He's upset his board infiltration and destruction effort has actually been noticed, hence his first post was crying about his "talking orange" with no context.

>PEKO
PEKO
>PEKO
PEKO
>PEKO
PEKO

>>1580424
uoooooooooooh OP's vomit....

>>1606108
>Reminder that this guy gets upset over talking oranges.
I'm talking about you, not the orange. It had no context because you're easily recognisable due to your mental problems. Only reason I mentioned the orange is because I knew you would throw a fit.

>>1606069
>>1606108
what does it mean bros?

>>1580442
Basedddddddddddddddd

>Fbpb

>>1606172
There it is, you're too obsessed to even diverge into trying to defend your non-point through a proxy. No, the reason you brought up your off-topic garbage orange is because that's what you live to push here, anyone calling it out immediately sets off warning flags in your head telling you your poorly camouflaged infiltration effort isn't working universally. You're a shit person with shit damage control.

>>1606248
I poked you with a stick because it's funny. There's nothing more to it.

Imagine getting drunk on Lamy's vomit.

>>1606354
You got mad because your infiltration got exposed. There's nothing more to it.

>>1605398

I want Ame to hic straight up my nostrils as I gag from the stench of her throat.

>>1604247
This. But when she's on her period, would fuck her period shit till she pisses herself.

>>1605557
Wrong you can very clearly hear a fart and 2 plops

>>1604247
>you're having anal sex with Gura
>all of a sudden your dick bumps up against something lumpy and mushy
>Gura stares at you in horror

What do?

>>1606770
Pull out a long turd and fuck her cunny with it.

>>1605262
Anyone have the Japanese version of these tweets? I don't trust some random """translation""" screencap.

>>1606770
Cum immediately and make her shit it into Kiara's stupid chicken mouth.

>>1604626
The casual way she took it makes this really hot for some reason.

I also like how the graph lines are yellow, just like Okayu's piss.

>>1607001
The translations are accurate, but feel free to read them yourself.
https://twitter.com/7216_2nd/status/1308743951227076609
https://twitter.com/7216_2nd/status/1308744238327234561
https://twitter.com/7216_2nd/status/1308745897497432064

>>1600158
Keep your shilling of this shittuber in your own thread.

>>1609485
It's a fucking hate thread idiot, so of course I'm posting here instead.

>>1609686
a hate thread where you try to get people to sympathize with the autistic grifter? lol you're just as retarded as she is.

>>1600536
Haha, ha...
https://youtu.be/QUNY_DBy61Y

>>1581130
>biofluids
sounds lewd
>flewid

>>1605262
This is only considered menhera in the cold, unpersonal and ultraformal japanese societal context (pre after work alcohol).
What Festival craves is just normal interaction in most other places on earth besides china, japan and both best and worst corea.

>>1580442

>>1606597
This, please buy better headphones if you can’t hear the plops.

>>1610110
why

>>1580424
I only like it due to the embarrassment factor turning me on. Except for vomit, that’s just more funny if anything.

>>1610733
>>1610741
https://files.catbox.moe/vs7ndh.wav

>>1607374
How do you know she isn't well hydrated

>this thread
Wtf, I thought OP was a schizo at first, wtf
I have been using this site for half a decade now, seen gore, seen waterbirthing, seen all of the shit that gets posted in /r9k/ and /gif/, and i'd have to say this is the absolute sickes most degenerate thing I have ever read.

>>1610867
Its an honor good anon, welcome!
https://youtu.be/MDTu8t7INA8

>>1610867
first, you've never seen what the seagulls talk about
2,
>/gif/
yeah i doubt that
someone literally ripping their own face off is no where near as bad as some brapfags, scatfreaks, pissmongers, rainbow warriors and smellfags talking about their sick fetishes?
add those fucking oddballs that specifically like the smell of smelly feet too wtf

>>1610867
they're too far gone

>>1605262

>>1605262
Matsuri is a good girl.

My dream is for Cover to hold a texmex banquet for all of our favorite chuubas. And that they will shut down the restrooms and set up one of the conference rooms with picrel and a exit port for me to put my face to capture all of the AMBROSIA

>>1610867
Don't worry anon, this thread is just set-dressing aimed at tourists to uphold the sites rep.
They're just larping.
They don't actually like any of this.

>>1610788
Sour and concentrated is the natural state of catgirl piss anon

>>1616252
The taste, consistency, and general thought of Okayu's piss continues to consume every ounce of my focus and concentration.

>>1616311
What about Suichan's piss? What would that be like?

>>1581001
>one has any sense of decency or reservedness. We should be seeking to ascend beyond animalistic impulses and obsessions, not double down on them
I'm gonna triple down on them, just for (you)

>>1616348
Honestly? Kind of sweet.
I imagine that with her diet, she indulges in diet soft drinks flavored with all sorts of artificial sweeteners. From academia (and personal experience), I know that at least aspartame passes through into urine (https://pubs.acs.org/doi/abs/10.1021/acs.estlett.7b00043); therefore, Suisei's pee is likely to taste like actual goddess nectar when well-hydrated.

god i want a holo to piss into my mouth so bad

>>1580442
dozo
https://youtu.be/ovHeHQm3pbg?t=254

>>1616447
Here's a picture of Suisei pissing her tights in return for your academically-supported pisspost.

>>1616519
Thanks anon! They're like baseball cards!

>>1616447
>aspartame passes through into urine
no, it doesn't. (https://www.efsa.europa.eu/sites/default/files/corporate_publications/files/factsheetaspartame.pdf))
>"Aspartame is fully broken down in our gut to aspartic acid and phenylalanine, which are absorbed and enter our body."
>"All the scientific studies to date in animals and human volunteers have shown that the breakdown of aspartame in the gut is very rapid and complete. No aspartame has ever been found in the blood or any organ after ingestion. "

Don't care, still want to lick Haachama's sweat off with my tongue

>>1616634
I will tell you from first-party experience, I have drank the piss of someone who chugged two peach-flavored sugar free sodas and it was sweet. It may not have been aspartame. Take from that what you will.

>>1616695
Did the experience live up to the hype in this thread?

>>1616791
Would I still be shilling the joys of getting pissed on in this thread if it did not? It was glorious, and all men should strive for such a thing to happen to them, especially by Holos.

>>1616886
Imagine the absolute stench of Ame's first morning piss

>>1618103
oh i am imagining. and her essence is glorious

>>1616204
>They're just larping.
Anon, I...

>>1618103
AMBROSIA

I propose that we simply refer to our oshi’s bodily fluids as Ambrosia.

>>1580424
shut the fuck up faggot, we all know luknights would be half their original numbers if luna stopped the baaarps. vomit reminds me of our favoruite vtuber akira mano-literally god status

>>1622991
Ambrosia is definitely more chat friendly than piss and menstrual blood

I cannot sit back and allow another anon to sap and impurify all of my oshi's precious bodily fluids. I will be the first one to taste that sweet, sweet ambrosia.

>>1622991
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ambrosia
Sounds accurate as long as it extends to gasses.
If Chama could bottle her feet flavour and sell it as merch i'd buy it.

>>1623213
i could live solely off rainwater and my oshi’s pungent Ambrosia

If this births into an Ambrosia general, I would laugh like mad

>>1623282
Yes! food of the Gods definitely describes Gura’s piss

>>1623416
ambrosia general, here we come

>>1580424
I get up every day dreaming about drinking Gura's piss...

preserve this image as the record of the first reference to Ambrosia

The cutest ASMR vtuber that I follow farted during a stream once and I been going through every video in the archive to see if she did it before as well... I always found brap fetishsizers disgusting but when it's your chuuba it's something special...

>>1624068
Sounds like a moment in heaven. How do you imagine it smelled? Do you think she sharted? Perhaps she had a turtle head poke out? Did it sound like she was sniffing up her own brand?

>>1623841
>>199070 is earlier and in reference to drinking Subaru's piss, but i aproob either way.

I will play the clip of Kiara talking about pooping over and over again

>>1624068
This is how I feel about cute girl piss. It's not the piss itself that arouses me but rather the gap moe between a cute girl with a pristine image doing something disgusting and private.

>>1616695
did they have diabetes?

>>1625539
They did not anon, it was directly correlated with that specific drink.

>>1625443
i believe we share your sentiments. I would also add that i would guzzle up my oshi’s ambrosia as a full demonstration of my love and devotion

is there a stream or clip that would contain any hints (no matter how small) of Pekora pissing, farting, shitting, belching, or vomitting? Please I NEED AMBROSIA

>>1580424
Tell Kiara to stop

>>1625443
Pretty much this, I only find it hot when cute girls are doing it. It’s nothing special if she’s ugly or doesn’t have the right body.

>>1627686
What would Pekopiss taste like?

>>1627873
the finest sake

>>1581228
>pic doenst have a menstrual circle

>>1628484
how much would you bid on your oshi’s used maxi pads and tampons?

>>1625358
>Kiara talking about pooping
What? Is this the one where she wanted to poop on Gura?

>>1628649
no she asked Gura if she wanted to be pooped on

>>1625358
I find myself returning to the clip her roommate posted of her cat furiously sniffing her used tights with its entire face in one of them

>>1628550
Only if they're freshly sealed in a bag after being removed.

>>1581826
Kind of disappointed Ame didn't play along with this

>>1595689
Can somebody explain how to hear these .gif files? I got 4chan X but whenever I click the link to open a new tab it just shows the picture but no sound. Not sure what Im doing wrong here

This thread makes me sad.

>>1631610
That's what you get for reading it. I'm going to post "I want to drink Gura's piss." and leave.

>>1631436
it's not 4chanx, it's a whole other extension that works in conjunction with
search for 4chan external audio or sounds or some shit
i don't have to click or open shit, just have 3chanx's function to expand an image on hover and away we go with the soudn

>>1631741
I want to drink Gura's sharts!

>>1631436
Violentmonkey extension.

>>1629240
based chad of a cat

>>1580442
fpbp

>>1580835
>Stop being a deviant and get rid of your foot fetish

NN----------N_____OOOOO
N--N--------N____O------------O
N----N------N____O------------O
N------N----N____O------------O
N-------N---N____O------------O
N----------NN_____OOOOO

>>1632924
Again, how can I get rid of my foot fetish in the first place?

>>1632981
Why contain it? 'S cool.

>>1632981
>>1632924
If I have a smell fetish and like the smell of female feet, does that mean I have a foot fetish too?

I have a watersports fetish and would gladly drink my oshi's piss. But what really gets my gears moving is the idea of drinking some mucus straight from the womb, especially during ovulation. But I doubt it's possible even with a vaginal speculum.
What a shame.

>>1633031
I mean it's nice and all but when things get to the point where I can't get my dick up to anything else, be it vanilla porn or other perverted things it becomes a bit of a problem.

>>1633089
That's enough.

>>1633089
Even from Senchou's womb?

>>1633534
Of course. I bet in horny mode she can produce the same amount of juice as Anna from Shimoneta.

>>1581228
Meds.

>>1580424
Vchuuba fans are turbo virgins that have little to no experience being intimate with a girl to the point that anything the female body can produce is some exotic delicacy to them. Delusions from masturbation addicts.

>>1634313
You're not wrong. I still want to bottle Ame's piss though.

>>1628484
shes not that old, its just her cheekbones when she smiles

>>1634313
wrong. I paid my adult sister for sex more than once. And I have been sniffing her panties since she was a toddler. I tasted her menstrual pads when she first got her period.

>>1633681
RIP Anna

Extrapolating from current trends, I project that by the fourth quarter of this year all posts on /vt/ will be about peepee and poopoo.

>>1636150
no. we just need an AMBROSIA General

>your oshi
>would you eat her poop

>>1636445
you cant say you truly love her if you wouldn’t consume her AMBROSIA

>>1636445
Aqua's toilet-destroying Red Bull induced turboshits...

>>1636589
>named Aqua
>shits liquid
poetry

I want Ina to feed me her spit mouth to mouth.

>>1580835
As much as i want to do that i can't, it has been etched into my mind much like my other fetishes, i don't want them yet they'll stay with me til i die

>>1636445
Ame
I wouldn't. I'd watch her poop and tease her about it but Ame eats so much junk food that her shits would be godawful.

>>1638735
I envy Bubba so much. He gets to be under the covers when she farts in bed and she probably lets him follow her to the bathroom.

>>1610713
This. She'd be perfectly at home among an American group of girls. A little alcohol is all the excuse they'll need to start groping and making out with each other.

>>1580533
Oh anon, I’d never forget

>>1610757
>Except for vomit, that’s just more funny if anything.
I actually find the vomiting the hottest part. It's too lewd to be humorous to me.

>>1640212
Don't forget he also gets to lick her unwashed feet and toes.

>>1624068
Was it Patra?

>>1610770
>https://files.catbox.moe/vs7ndh.wav
What was she doing in the video? I couldn't finish it because I noticed my dick getting hard and right now is not a good time.

>>1580424
>makes me want to vomit
Oh shit, that's hot.

>>1624068
I ended up finding another video where she "farts" during an ASMR and realized she is just making farting noises with her mouth. A viewer requested her to make farting noises. I already suspected it was fake as well since the sound was off. Still kinda cute that she did it.
>>1643098
No it's not but I would love it if Patra accidentally farted on stream. It's a vtuber named れいきら. She does mostly earlicking videos while playing Apex, if you're into that. I really like her voice and also she sniffs the ears and says "クソ" which gives me the ASMR triggers for some reason.
>>1624792
Her fake "farts" were tiny so if they were real they would be just a whiff in the air - ambrosia that tickles and teases the nose for a second before fading away.
>>1625443
Exactly how I feel. I don't like braphogs or 3D girls in general, so I was always turned off by fart porn. But cute girls doing something embarrassing are truly the best. That's why I love Alice's ASMR when her stomach or throat makes some noise and she gets embarrassed about it.

>>1636445
>Suisei
I'd try, but I don't think I could do it. She has a meat-centric diet, eats large amounts and rarely eats vegetables, so her shits are probably an intestinal Gotterdammerung.

https://youtu.be/skM-eVChgOA

>>1581228
pekora no.

>>1644029
The fuck is wrong with you.

>>1645362
Did you see what thread we're in?

If your chuuba sold bath water. Would you buy it?

>>1646507
A kinkshame thread that's been hijacked and turned into a kink appreciation thread? kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moRb9KxcnnY

>>1646560
Depends on the price, shipping from Japan to my country was expensive and shitty enough before the coof.

>>1643186
I believe she was trying to take a shit, not kidding

>>1643186
>>1648168
I think the scenario is her taking a shit then herself or someone else starts slapping her/punching her in the gut until she pisses

ehm

you all motherfuckers need jesus

>>1650115
Jesus wept

>>1649777
>digits
What is it you desire anon?
It can be anything, ANYTHING

>>1633089
Hot

>>1644482
>She has a meat-centric diet, eats large amounts and rarely eats vegetables

Is this true? I would have expected her to watch her food intake better as a singing idol.

>>1650840
suisei keto breath...

>>1650840
If idol gacha games have taught me anything, it's that idols subsist entirely on a diet of lesser idols.

>>1580919
Mcdonalds

>>1650950
There's only one thing Suichan's breath smells like.

>>1644482
CUTE GIRL IDOLS DO NOT POOP

>>1581826
this image of ollie always gives me a boner and I don't know why...

imagine an IRL gacha where you could buy mystery packs each containing a perfect cube of a random chuuba’s poop

>>1651547
this but with piss please
the machine should keep it hot too

>>1581826
>>1651511
Do you think she has one of those hole in the ground toilets where she squats over it and messily sprays her piss everywhere?

>>1616204
not sure about everyone else, but when I talk about wanting to grab ollies cute little hips and press my nose against her musky, undead asshole and deeply inhale the scent of her delicious zombraps as my cock throbs painfully erect I am dead serious.

>>1651656
I'm not sure I understand what you mean. Could you explain in further detail?

>>1651656
please.... go on

>>1651656
i wonder if her zompussi is hot or cold?

>>1651166
That needs to say shounen cum. She is not a shotacon!

>>1652590
It's lukewarm but full of worms and her tits are full of maggots.

Petition to start ambrosia threads

>>1642426
why do we live, a dog has it better than us. he can eat her puke and toilet water too

>>1659133
He even gets free kisses from her

Noel and Watame have the loudest braps out of all the Holo's

>>1580424
I instead imagine gura eating the rest of her siblings in the womb

Last bump of the thread to say I want to drink Gura's salty, fishy piss

>>1659964
There needs to be a holo version of this

im going to be honest. I wish my oshi would save the TP she dries herself with when she pees. I wish she would set up a subscription based service where we can get her pee stained TP and some dirty panties each week. I would gladly pay $100 a week for such treasure

AMBROSIA GENERAL
Here we cum!

>>1660650
>his oshi doesn't drip dry
pleb

>>1660828
I'll be counting on you anon once this thread dies

Like minded anons should look out for each other

>>1662557
i have to leave work in 30 minutes and i have a 1 hour commute. You may have to do it!

>>1608379
Thanks. For what it's worth, the nuance is significantly off in the second one, the translator clearly doesn't understand the clause "普通に".
Not huge, but changes the meaning a bit.