/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Gura gets a pass for literally every mistake she makes.

>>16054565
This. There is not a single fucking thing she does that Chumbuds won't defend her to the death for. Gura lives on easy mode.

>>16054631
She works hard at being cute.

>>16054631
Except collabs, they don't like those very much.

In this episode of Hololive, the shark Gawr Gura is.... TONY SOPRANO!

>>16054538
If I was Gura, I would switch to lazy mode too desu. Shorky is the biggest Vtuber ever and cover doesnt give her shit about her or the EN branch. She tried to ask for certain things both directly and indirectly and she got ignored. Meanwhile literal who's in JP get pampered (holoX).

literally nobody but ENbronies cares about her

Imagine trying to get sympathy for the least hardworking HoloEn member. Are her fan base really that delusional?

>>16054538
Yeah, it's tough being Sora, Pekora, Fubuki, Marine and Aqua, the faces of Hololive. Wait, who's that? Oh, Gura? Right, I heard she's got the most subs. But when only 20k out of a supposed 3mil watch you, that doesn't really make you number one, does it? Especially when your likeness isn't being used on all the Japanese products and promotions that Cover, a Japanese company, offers their main talents.

>>16054631
You have their heart strings you have everything. Isn't that too hard to understand?

Hey op here guys. I didn’t really mean anything by this post I was just rewatching sopranos clips and it gave me the idea to post this because I thought it was funny. I’ve never even watched a single gura stream. I’m actually kfp

>>16057416
i'm the OP. i'm a Nigger of Anycolor

>>16054538
No excuse when her JP equivalent is more dilligent with her work.
This bitch is the laziest sack of crap i've ever seen.
Try again when she has done anything to deserve thst spot

>>16057753
When Gura at 5% easily beats JPs at 110%
Really makes you think, huh..

I’d rather watch actual youtubers than Gura ngl Gura is like watching the slew anime over and over again but it never gets better.

>>16055479
Pekora can't even pass 10k anymore rumao

>>16054538
Gura has found the secret to dealing with her problems: ignore them

>>16059047
You hate to see it. Some people are just born lucky and can get away with anything.
Always doing 5% at her work while the others work hard.

>>16055068
that's a very backwards way of saying "most viewers care about her", but ok

>>16054631
Imagine if she collabs with a male. Or hell, imagine her saying her oshi is a guy. Oof, the chumbuds civil war would be glorious.

>>16054861
I don't like to share Gura.

>>16057416
Ignore this guys, he's false flagging.
I'm actually OP, AND I HATE GURA WITH EVERY FIBRE OF MY BEING
WHY IS SHE DOING BETTER THAN MY JAPANESE GIRLS
SHE DOESN'T DESERVE IT
SHE DIDN'T EARN IT
Every night I go over why a native English speaking girl, could ever be better than a pure, demure, perfect Japanese speaking girl, and in my head it doesn't make sense! HoloEN was a mistake! Ina and IRyS should be transferred to JP, and the rest of them fired, and Kiara killed!
Kiara is so talentless, she can't sing, dance, draw, or even speak Japanese properly, she just got everything handed to her on a silver platter because she talks too much which gives me sensory overload
Please Kiara doesn't deserve it, I hate non-Japanese people, I'm a better Japanese person than Kiara, I've studied the language longer than her
Every day I think about this it's too terrible
Nijisanji is better anyway

>>16054631
Name one thing Gura did wrong, and I will explain why you're wrong

>>16062673
Look at this takodachi. Take your meds and come back later

>>16062720
Now, I don't think it's her fault, but I do wonder why her genmates are kinda drifting away from her. Hell, not just her, per se, I think they ALL are slowly drifting away from each other.
Like, what the fuck happened?

>>16062801
Kiara drinking a drink through a straw is one of my favourite images

>>16062720
I'm not that guy but i can do it.
>Not streaming consistently.
>Not coming up with projects to innovate her content.
>Streaming the same shit everytime, minecraft, devil may cry and dead by daylight.
>Leeching off Mori for songs
>Leeching off Amelia for projects
>Not learning japanese
>Not writing her own songs
Also Loli buff, but that's not her fault i think

>>16054631
>>16054565

>>16062987
PETITE WOMEN! buff.

>>16054538
If baby shark made a big enough yab that she gave the company bad attention in the west, they would just fire her.....oooops I mean self-imposed graduation and keep doing business as usual. Very easy to replace number 1 with number 2 (the exact kind of peepee poopoo joke Gura would make too). So don't worry your pretty little concerntroll head OP, everything will be fine for the branch no matter what Gura does or doesn't do.

>kek

>>16062987
She's sweet. She's cute. She's refreshing. She's genuine.
Simple as.

>>16063163
So she isn't actually jewish is what you are claiming right now?

I came from a time when the most popular vtuber was a dog playing dumb retro games and trying her best speaking broken English. Vtubing had soul.

>>16063163
>sweet
>cute
>refreshing
That I can kinda see. She's a good entertainer. However,
>genuine
Boy do I have some bad news for you.

>>16063325
Also before all the astroturfing. People discovered vtuber clips randomly and started watching the JP branch in an organic manner. The SOVL is gone for sure, only numberfagginsg is left.

>>16063163
Cool... No argument against all her low effort trash she does.

It's proven, she does indeed gets away with everything

>>16063325
Dog doesn't do either of those anymore. Hope you've enjoyed all the ass creed.

>>16063214
She is jewish, but she's lovely.
I want to believe that she's genuine: yes I know the forbidden knowledge
If anything gets revealed showing that she isn't as genuine as she comes across, I'll stop watching her. Simple as.

>>16063381
OPs argument is muh top vtuber pressure is why she is depressed and why she sucks at her job. In reality, she was a depressed alcoholic before she even joined Hololive, it ain't the pressure that caused her problems.

>>16063331
I know the forbidden knowledge. It's fine.

>>16062673
Man, OP is a faggot huh.
How insecure does a person have to be?

>>16062987
I'm not the anon that you're replying to but
>The minimum times Holos are required to stream is 3 a week
>What do you call her cover songs, Original song, 3D dancing in new year stream, Meme Review, 3D Skyrim, and etc?
>What do you want her to do? Get a new game permission for every stream? She hasn't even played Minecraft much and she hasn't finished playing the DMC games yet.
>So a collab with her own genmates who are less popular than her is considered leeching?
>Even renowned artists like Elvis Presley and Rihanna don't write some of their songs

Gura isn't even my oshi but I at least no this much.

>>16054538
Pretty much nothing she does is of any consequence except to her fans and a handful of other vtubers.

If she does something truly yab, Hololive will cut her off. There'd be a month or two of drama and it will be quickly forgotten.

Maybe she can do some fundraising for charity. At least that can change the world in some way.

>>16063560(Me)
Sorry for the typo in the last part

>>16062673
Antis are pathetic

>>16062987
Is Loli Buff even real? I mean, just look at Petra, Luna, and Laplus. None of them are close to Gura's popularity and reach despite also having the "Loli Buff"

>>16062148
So you think famous male streamers like sykkuno have tried to contact her or just ask for a talk ?

>>16063797
2 are from a less known (world wide at least) group, the third is JP only. You're forgetting that it isn't just Japs who push that buff.

>>16063560
>Minimum times Holos are required to stream is 3 a week
Nope, Sana hasn't streamed for a whole month and Gura doesn't stream for full weeks.
>Cover songs
They are shit anyone can do.
>Original song.
Written by someone else.
>3D dance and 3D skyrim
Only possible because of Amelia. See the leech part.
>Meme review
Coco did it first and it's nothing new
>What do you want her to do? Get new game permissions every stream?
Nope. Just to stop playing the same shit that is in her confort zone. Most girls stream a bunch of different games.

>>16062673
Based, now take your meds anon. Now.

>>16063797
gura is has triple loli buff, the biggest one being she behaves like a child

>>16063797
Petra did get a loli hype buff before she streamed, which killed all hype.

>>16063797
Petra isn't a loli, she is a high school teen at best. Luna has fairly big tits, ruins what could pass as a loli design just like Bae. Laplus, despite being very good at playing a kusogake loli, cannot ride the same western wave because she is Japanese and westerners won't watch her. But the true secret ingredient of Gura's design is she was a loli shark when the baby shark song was popular. It was both elements combined that did it for her.

Yeah, it's tough to play Minecraft, Dead By Daylight and GTAV every week for years

>>16063904
>Gura doesn't stream for fulll weeks
She's never had a full week break you stupefied threadreader

>>16061110
She regularly breaks 10k despite the massive ccv cull, retard. If you're gonna play the numbers game then at least do your research so you don't completely embarrass yourself.

>>16063904
>Just to stop playing the same shit that is in her confort zone
Gura's biggest problem IMO. She's over a year into her career and is STILL afraid to use her twitter account. She desperately needs to get out of her comfort zone and start branching out as an entertainer. It's terribly sad to see Hololives biggest name refuse to use her influence to help anyone else out and just hide in her shell all the time.

>En
Whores
>Id
dogs
>Jp
Gods
>(You)
cope

>>16064019
her last DBD stream was the first one since fucking october, and she only started GTAV a month ago.

Gura is the most influential and important member of Hololive, literally nobody gives a shit about anyone else there if it wasnt for her.

>>16064041
Oh my god...

>>16063940
She's probably going to get some sense slapped into her by Marine when she goes to Japan.

>>16064170
Le cumbuddy.

>>16064170
Gura is the reason /vt/ was made.

>>16064170
You mean except all those people who weren't EN bandwagon faggots like yourself.

>>16064170
you have to be over 18 to post here

>>16054631
Give a man a reputation as an early riser and he can sleep till noon. Gura managed to convince people she's trying so now she can slack for the rest of her life.

>>16064189
if i'm this obviously wrong surely you won't have a problem finding 1 example, right?

>>16054538
I'm glad Gura doesn't use Twitter, the amount of cancelations and drama bait people tried to put her in there is hilarious

>>16064283
It's a horrible twist of fate that the most popular EN turned out to be the laziest one paralyzed with imposter syndrome. Kiara is shit but I bet she would've done more with the audience Gura has than what Gura has done with them

>>16064170
lmao cope harder. gura hasn't done shit to help hololive. she has twice as many subscribers as the next most followed talent making her contributions completely irrelevant since her viewers don't watch anyone besides her.

>>16063904
>Nope, Sana hasn't streamed for a whole month and Gura doesn't stream for full weeks.

Completely False. Gura's breaks from streaming didn't even pass a week.

>Cover songs are shit that anyone can do

Weren't you saying that Gura doesn't innovate for her content? And aren't cover and original songs examples of that since they provide a unique content compared to other streamers? They are also a good way to get exposure in YouTube. If anyone can do it then why can't other streamers and people like you produce them?

>Leeching off Amelia

Bruh....can a collab with a genmates who's less popular than you be considered as leeching?

>Just stop playing the same shit that is in her comfort zone

If you even have the time to look at her channel, you'll see that she plays a variety of games. She even got 4th place in the Mario Kart tournament( a game that she hated before)

>>16064519
>Gura's breaks didn't even pass a week

Last stream 8 days ago thread exists for a reason you know?

Since when are cover songs innovative?

She's not leeching of Amelia, but Amelia's projects.
Of course, Amelia makes them for everyone to use but she doesn't create anything on her own which is the point

Mario kart... A game everyone in Hololive has played, try again for new content

>>16064743
Last stream X days ago came around because of Ayame and Gura's never had one reach 7, schizo

>>16064743
>a game everyone has played
He was using that example to counter your claim that she doesn't leave her comfort zone, not as one to prove her streams have more variety than other streamers'. I don't care for the idiom "stop moving the goalposts" but that's exactly what you're doing.
Not that the other guy hasn't (intentionally or not) misinterpreted shit either, though.

>>16064519
Nice variety

>>16054538
It doesn't seem like Gura has much relevancy outside of Hololive. Even there it doesn't really feel like she's very influential. She doesn't even do anything.
This isn't a negative. Her content is just pretty standard.

>>16054538
yeah people give gura too much shit

She actually needs to get out of her shell for me to like her more.
Please, Gura.
It's also for your own good.
Do your reps, too.

>>16064096
Have you seen the absolutely retarded shit that went down on Mori and Mumer's Twitter from some light banter between talents? There's a reason why Gura hates Twitter pandering even at the cost of viewer retention and clicks. She admitted to this herself.

>>16065742
All shit

Gura, I know you're /here/
Release those City Pop Covers already

>>16054538
All due respect, you got no fucking idea what it’s like to not matter. Every decision you make affects every facet of every other fucking thing, but the best you'll ever do is stay above water. It’s too much to deal with almost. And in the end you’re completely alone with it all. Imagine complaining about success.

>>16063454
What's the forbidden knowledge?

>>16066757
12 black men manifest themselves in her room the moment she turns off stream, obviously

>>16066757
That Gura is really fucking your mom.

Even if you guys are rude. All ot it is true.
As a shrimp i always hope Gura will get past her 5%. She needs it

>>16066757
It's against the rules to actually post it, so I won't explain anything.

>>16066898
that's a powerful stand, few people would try to mess with you if you can summon 12 niggas out of nowhere

>>16066898
Mother of return to monke

>>16054538
>All due respect, you got no fucking idea what it’s like to be number one.
Neither does Gura. She came fourth.

>>16063400
please tell me she isnt actually jewish. That just a rrat because she locks her best content behind member pay walls right?

if she is number one why does she constantly loses?>>16069214
today lost to an indie, kek
no one outside LCD "weebs" care about this 10k nobody who can't read a single kanji
and stop evading filters spic shart

>>16071581
>Spending an entire year coping with ccvs when vod after 24hrs demolishes all other holos except Pekora within the last 3 months of 2021

rumoa, you will never be japanese, you will never know how to count

>>16063904
>Written by someone else.
are you retarded, that person only translated the lyrics written by gura. after that it's still 100% up to producer and vocalist to dicatate the music

>>16054538
but she cute

>>16064194
It will be just a slap. She won't understand anything Marine is talking about.

>>16064096
ogey

>>16066103
Very good point
The shit Mumei screenshot is something Gura would've said because she's a based ass little piece of shit

>>16063797
Nononono, don't compare popularity. Gura's buff are astronomically conjured by the universe for her.
Just define what loli is independently:
child-like character design, cute demeanor, child-like voice, but adult mind, knowledge, and sense of humor. No other Vtuber have all that. Especially her voice. Naturally child-like unlike the others who I think sounds more fabricated or sloppy

>>16066757
afaik/c it doesn't affect her current work. Just a front she puts up to maintain the face of the company. All holos do it.
I don't get why people go "OoooOoOo~~~ Forbidden Knowledge!~~~!!" about it

>>16062673
genuinely embarrassing post, OP

>>16054538
Every breath you take
And every move you make
Every bond you break
Every step you take
I'll be watching you

>>16065742
>9 streams + 1 cover in 2 weeks
> 4 different games of completely different genres
How is that no variety?

>>16054538

>>16054538
She's used to every decision mattering. She's a perfectionist after all. But being alone is what sucks the most.

>>16062148
civil war? more like mass suicide. I know I'd off myself on the spot if it ever happened

>>16054538
Sure we ogey some rrats here tonight but we go way back. And in light of recent humiliations, it's an honor to be joined by /hlgg/ posters.

AND NOT FAGGOT ASS CORNHOLING CHUMBUDS LIKE THE ONES WATCHING GURA'S STREAMS. THEY SHOULD FUCKIN DIE

>>16054538
>be number one
She might become that the day she stops half-assing everything she does. So much wasted potential... Just imagine if the one with 3mill subs was someone hard working and with actual goals and dreams like Nenechi.