/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

My body is ready.

I think our Faufau will win tomorrow!

>>15925416
She already won my heart.

>>15925890
This is true for me as wellm

>>15925890
>t. saplings

I miss Fauna…

>>15926966
I honestly think this is the best Fauna fanart. It's amazing.

>>15925890
This is true!

>>15923396
>You are on a date with Fauna and things are going well. She asks you to go with her to a hotel and you agree. The both of you know what's going to happen when you arrive. The two of you check in the hotel and the two of you share a passionate kiss. However, before you proceed to do the deed, Fauna stops you and reveals to you that she likes being treated like a whore in bed. She likes being called a loose slut, having her hair pulled, being choked and gaged, and having her face covered in semen. This destroys the image of her in your mind: the pure, demure girl you thought you knew revels in such debauchery. The thought of leaving crosses your mind, the truth is too much for you. And then she asks "Will you accept me for who I am?"
Do you leave? Or do you stay?

>>15928587
Of course I’ll stay. I’ll even marry her and bear her children.

>>15928276
It's heavily ""referenced traced"" garbage. It doesn't even look like Fauna and the bandwagoning faggot didn't even bother with her horns.

>>15928587
>Imagine this imaginary scenario that's wildly out of character for her that my retarded coomer brain came up wtih
Fuck off back to infinity you nigger.

>>15928883
Good man anon. Sometimes when I lurk here I get the sense for some people, if Fauna's actually not the pure, seiso person she projects, they'll be crushed and somehow end up hating her.

>>15925890
Same, our Faufau is amazing!

>>15928587
I don't see the downside

>>15928587
I can fix her by giving her a child

>>15929884
This.

Good morning Saplings! Fauna love! (and lust in moderation)

>>15933107
Good morning, are you excited for Fauna today?

>>15933146
nta but yes

Should I sleep or should I stay up late for her stream, saplings?

>>15923496
Any ideas on this?
I don't know shit about kimono styles, but those look like some fluffy shoulders.
Also, twintails?

>>15934645

>>15934684
Impossible, that's too cute. If it's actually a maid kimono I might die

>>15934775
I hope it is because it'd be great but if it actually is I'm NGMI

>>15934275
Sleep, it's 3am for me and I think I'd rather sleep for a bit than stay up all night. I recommend you do the same. Goodnight sapling

>>15934684
omfg if this is what it is i will screetch like a tard at the reveal

>>15933146
YES!

>>15934684
Do you really believe?
I want to believe.

>>15934684

Faufau CUTE!

>>15934684
>french kimono
>double braids
I will actually die

>>15928276
>No horns
>Long face
>Looks like a prostitute getting picked up

Taking a nap. You guys will wake me up on time, right?

>>15939787
Sure! Just remember to dream about Fauna

>>15928587
lol like 95% of women are into this shit, especially the quiet, "pure" ones

What the fuck

YOU FUCKERS DIDN'T WAKE ME UP I ALMOST MISSED MOMMA

>>15939787
Yup! I didn't even need an alarm and woke up on sheer excitement for Fauna!

>>15941858
I was gonna do it 2 min
Welcome back

>>15941563
Time to go lift for her while listening to the stream. No better motivation.

>>15942125
Time to lift her while she streams* B)

Konfauna bitches

For me, it's Fauna at the beach in an exotic bikini.

Fauna is extra cute today

Will she ever realize you can pogo that part with the hat in 2 seconds?

>>15942786
I heard her mention pogo like 5 seconds after reading this post

She's gotten real good, i can totally see her achieving good times.

>>15942903
I-Is she /here/?

I kinda want Fauna to ride the snake.. My one eyed snake that is

>Fauna streaming
I... don't miss Fauna?

Doesnt Fauna hold some record among the holos in minecraft?

>>15943251

super cute

Is this another record or has any other holo member done it faster?

>>15943452
Aqua is the only holo so far to clear it in under 10 minutes. Pegor is a close second with around 10:24

>>15943031
I hope not.

is this her first time speedrunning this game?

>>15943586
Yes, last time it was casual.

>>15943452
She need to beat aqua autism
Ganbatte Faufau...

>>15943799
Beating flare is good enough, good luck beating aqua and pegora.

She's starting to lose it saplingbros..

Her mic peaks every scream...

She's so cute when she's mad holy shit

>blames the mouse

>>15943888
I love it.

Fauna gamer mode

You can imagine how how she flings her mouse around the mousepad by looking at the hammer movement.
She really goes tryhard mode when stressed.

Cute stressed Kirin noises!

>>15933107
>Lust in moderation
Don't tell me what to do.

Pain.

Rip her noooo's both bless and hurt my ears

calm

The eyes on Fauna's model were freaking out when she was doing that owl impression

Fauna heated gamer moment

even her rage is cute

>It's just that easy
I'm glad shes swinging between arrogance and rage resetting in true gamer fashion.

>tfw cant watch the stream cause im not caught up on the getting over it vods

>>15945090
Unless you are a turbo autist, just watch the live stream.

What were those sounds just now...

>>15945383
Sorry I'll cover her mouth next time

SHE IS SO CUUUUTE

SHE DID IT

SHES SO ADORABLE GOD DAMN IT

NEW PB

>>15945090
>Treating streams like it's a fucking film series
Holy shit, that's a painful amount of autism

>>15945864
I mean it'd make sense if it was a story based game or something, but fucking getting over it lmao

GAMER FAUNA

truly she is the player of games

God I love this cute dork

[Fauna News] Fauna is cute

https://youtu.be/E7DNmitvj3E?t=3
Saplings, THIS is your oshi??

>>15946142
>can barely hear the video even at 100%
spicclipbros...

>>15946142
>saplings = Plántulas
God, sometimes i hate my mother's tongue.

>>15946142
That's her non-union mexican equivalent, judging by the subtitles

>>15946142
>please do not hurt the floooweeers, they did nothing tooo youuu
kek

Sapbros, being with Fauna is no longer enough. I need to /become/

>>15946394
New /uuu/ tulpa anon.

What is that one schitzo who keeps spamming Fauna is undercover talking about

>>15928587
Gap moe

SHE UNDERSTANDS US, SAPLINGS

>>15946572
she's undercover in my bed

>>15946572
Reine

>>15946826
I wrote this

>>15946434
What would a Fauna tulpa be like? Even kronies didn’t go far enough to actually making a Kronii tulpa although they did write fics about one
t. kronie

>>15946941
Please refrain from making tulpas of vtubers.

>>15946941
among tulpa making, i remember there was one in /who/ giving updates and all, seems to have stopped (read: head exploded) around day 25 or so

>>15946941
I guess it'd be like schizophrenia... but cute and encouraging?

>>15946941
I say, lord sekkusu, thy fascination with such unusual concepts confounds me so

>>15947137
>>15946941
Fuck off back to your goddamn split you fucking niggers.

She gave me a hug! Later losers

Fauna hugged me, later losers

Saplings...

>>>/jp/38055470

>>15947187
Why are so so fucking hostile? I was asking a genuine question, if I did write anything I wouldn’t post it here. Kronii is my oshi but I still like and watch Fauna, I don’t see anything wrong with that. I dislike anons like >>15928587 who deliberately seek to inject degeneracy but
I honestly have never understood why this split acts like a bunch of celibate monks sometimes
>>15947137
Stop fucking following me everywhere, it’s inane and weird, especially constant name dropping. I only want that name when I’m writing fics and even then only in Kronii’s split or /wg/

>>15947476
Says the fucking faggot namefag. Fuck off.

What would Fauna think about you hating on her friend

>>15947444
M-maybe Zako?

>>15947646
She would purposely have to throw to get down there though.

>>15947444
A-at least she will have fun..

>>15947506
It's not her, it's her fans.

>>15947646
>>15947673
Yeah, apparently Zako is stacked too on the other hand. Other than the obvious Top 3, it's all shitters like Choco, Koyori and Lap. Fauna would have to be extremely unlucky or straight up throw to make it through Zako.

Group B is funny. It's a complete massacre. Shame our Faufau has to be one of the sacrifices.

>>15947476
Your repute precedes you, kronie.
I don't really mind your presence, but there are others who really are monks.

>00 Karaoke
please make it happen

>>15947506
I don't hate any holo. All of them are talented

>>15947708
Are you sure?

>>15947833
The fanbases thought...

>>15947673
Most of the racers in her group are quite good. I think Fauna's the best of the worst in that group, but close to half of them are serious contenders for the top 3. So it honestly wouldn't surprise me if Fauna is in the Zako with Laplus and Choco as the bottom of that group since Ollie, Aki and Koyori could quite possibly beat her.

>>15947897
lolno

That group, despite being randomly generated, almost looks like something out of Pro Wrestling

Suisei, Aqua and Towa are the main eventers that have over a 90% chance of making it through

Gura and Ayame are decently competitive, but nowhere near the top 3

Pekora is almost on Fauna's level

Aki, Choco, Lap and Koyori are complete jobbers

Don't know about Ollie

>>15947981
Sapling, your R is showing.

>>15947981
Now theres a rrat, HFZ OP is Towa

>>15948057
I like this rrat

>>15947855
No_

>>15948091
Doomer fauna, i like this.

>>15948057
CMON TOWA MAKE FAUNA DEBUT

I just hope we have some fun, even if very brief, interactions between Fauna and the rest of her group. Particularly the JPs.
I think they're gonna do like the practice yesterday and have the mics on in the lobby before and after the tournament.

That's about the best we can realistically hope for as Saplings here.

I'm hoping Fauna chokes hard so we get Blue Lamy, Green Lamy and Pink Lamy on the Zako Cup. All three are pretty bad at Mario Kart kek

>>15948130
I’m glad she’s getting more confident in both singing and interacting with her senpai desu, it’s really nice to see her growing
Just like a sapling should, she’s just like us…

I can't help but wonder, does her voice instructor know she's a chuuba? or does she just assume it's another regular client

>>15948229
Depends who is hiring the instructor, if it's fauna then the instructor probably won't know.

FAUNA KISSED ME LATER VIRGINS

She kissed me...

>>15948194

>>15949166
The Mother, the Daughter and the Holy Spirit.

Why haven't any of you wrote fanletters to fauna yet?

>>15949267
Amen.

>>15949308
I'm bad at it.

>>15949308
Do they even receive them?

>>15949308
I'd knit a sweater for clover and send it to her if they were still accepting gifts.

>>15949308
I need to find an actual envelope first.

>>15949486
yeah, just letters
>>15949308
it would ended being crinch

ENTER CLOVER

MEOOOOOOWWW

ENTER

Bald Fauna hype.

imf

I MISS FAUNA

>>15950061
NO

https://twitter.com/ceresfauna/status/1479226828208447494?s=20

>>15950768
which one of you fags keeps doing this?

>>15949166
What 2 other colors are we gonna get to complete the Lamy exodia?

>>15923396
GIMME FAUNA LEWDS

>>15951353
Fuck off to infinity

>>15950917
I-I'm sure people will find it funny and Fauna will respond to it the 256th time!

>>15951353
Back to /infinity/ faggot

>>15950917
Anon, that guy been around doing the same to every holoen since myth debuted

>>15950917
>reading replies to tweets

>>15952408
I believe i blocked sergi.

>>15951353
Shut up kronie

FAUNA ON TELLY WITH AMEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Fauna wishing Ameila a happy birthday

Could you lift Fauna?

Well saplings, are you ripped enough to princess carry Fauna?

>>15954566
I'm pretty weak but probably

>>15954566
I'm very strong but probably not

>>15954604
That's what my gym reps are for

>>15954938
time to replace farmer carry's with princess carry's

>>15934684
I was picturing something flowery but Fauna is enough of a weeb I could see her requesting a maid kimono with optional cat ears.

>>15954566
>>15954604
I'm a 47kg manlet but I could princess carry my friend who's heavier than me so probably yeah

>>15954566
100% I watched todays stream at the gym lol, saplings are the most /fit/ holo fans for sure

>>15956077
share routine please

>>15954566
ez pz

>>15955465
nigga you need to eat+lift thats legit a childs weight, no one will take you seriously

t. fellow manlet, 67kg

>>15956150
today was shoulder+tricep;

DB press
Cable side raise
DB front raise
Cable cross
BB press

Then just a few burners of tricep pulls with dumbells and also on cables

I watched her debut stream at the gym as well, and i'm still a semi-DYEL. Unironically lifting for Fauna at the moment

>>15956313
I'm trying my best, that weight measurement and incident was from 3 years ago I think I'm around +50kg now, it's just so hard to gain weight especially if you're a poor SEAfag with high metabolism since im still really young

so I was listening to her asmr and heard baby sounds, Fauna has a baby?

>>15957107
Anon that's just Fauna...

>>15957107
Yeah, mine

>>15957318
Anonbaby...

don't mind me, Im just the last sapling now

I hope Fauna has fun later

>>15934684
>>15955309
I feel like Fauna might be a little bit of a ouiaboo as well

>>15954566
Easily

Is it time to start lifting?

>>15954566
yes but not for very long, please understand I am a cripple

LET'S GOOO FAUFAUU!!

>>15966041
This is great

>>15951521
>>15951766
>>15952680
So, is anyone who wants to lewd Fauna immediately called a Kronie? Cuz I'm not. I'm just find her design sexually attractive and I like porn. Like, I'm not attacking your oshi or anything. I think she's hot.

>>15969156
Shut up kronie

>>15969156
no, you're just a coomer

>>15928587
so you are saying she's a perfect woman? I stay

>>15966041
Ame looks like fucking He-Man in this pic.

>>15969156
Same, I'd love to fuck her standing up in front of a mirror so I can see those perfect tits bouncing all over the place. Or hear her soft moans as she looks up at me with my dick in her mouth. Or eat her out until my jaw locks up while caressing her voluptuous hips. Fauna hot.

>>15971327
That's the point dipshit.

What does fau do for her member streams? I'm thinking of joining.

>>15973414
Varies. Sometimes watchalongs, sometimes playing games with members, sometimes she practices ASMR tricks she isn't confident enough to do in a public stream (like heartbeat)

>Fauna is too shy to stream herself playing in the tournament
Mommy, no......

So will Fauna be on Gura's stream?

>>15974302
No. They're supposed to only be talking to themselves. You'll probably only hear her in the group chat before and after the races.

>>15974302
Doubt it. Good luck hearing her in the group chats where everyone will be talking over reach other in japanese

>>15974442
It's mommy's fault for not wanting to stream her PoV. Perhaps she wants to tryhard? To win?

>>15974500
I mean it literally doesn't make a difference if she decided to ignore chat and focus on the game. The only thing we would get is her POV. At the end of the day it'll still just be people talking over each other.

Uuuuuuu...!

>>15974500
Chat is her limiter. Once she removes herself from the distractions of chat, she will transcend space and time to become the grand champion

Fauna is going to have Foddy's voice lines playing in the background

[FAUNA NEWS]
Fauna was practicing with Goowa, Kronii and Ina

https://twitter.com/asagi_0398/status/1479318338161766403

6th place... Not bad, Fauna might be getting some sleep tonight!

Would you rather Fauna place in the middle, or low so we see more of her?

>>15980868
Middle. I want her to be happy with herself. Bae was clearly disappointed in herself with the scrims. At least middle is "I'm average" tier.

>>15980868
She is playing the most noticeable character and I can hardly see her at all while watching 2 streams.
It's probably best if she just places in the middle and gets some sleep knowing she did decently.

>>15981283
>>15981355
You passed the test

All the autistic japs using waluigi wiggler lmao

>Towa never even acknowledges Fauna

>>15982657
She got mentioned in the third race when she started in first for like 5 seconds.

>>15982657
Towa mentioned Fauna!

Bad news: our oshi didn't make it to either cup and placed a solid middle
Good news: our oshi's oshi is going to the finals to represent EN

fauna did well considering how little she played before, im a proud sapling

Fauna did so well. I’m proud of her.

https://twitter.com/ceresfauna/status/1479326848077033474

>>15984502
Can someone tell sergi to kill himself already?

>>15984502
Read: "i can fucking sleep"

I can’t believe Kronii made it. Wow. And Sana was right behind in 4th.

>>15986879
Literally anyone in that group wouldn't make it in any other group. It's kind of funny.

>>15987522
C for crapshoot it seems

>blue Lamy and pink Lamy in zako
The superior Lamy wins.

>>15990828
3 lamy showdown would have been kino tho

>>15990945
It would if it were in her timezone. Remember how she was during the sports fes? It's good she got to place well in that tough block and still get some sleep, especially since she's intending to stream tomorrow still.

That said
>>15990828
Don't be like this. All 3 Lamys are great, there is no objectively superior.

>>15991504
>what is a joke
Don’t be like the autist from /hirys/.

>>15991504
Wrong, Green Lamy is superior because she's my oshi and that means she's the best regardless of what numbers, facts, logic, or the gods themselves say.
That said all the Lamy's are still great.

>>15992582
cute herbivores

>>15993198
I want faunners to collab with her 1 on 1.

GO TO BED
https://twitter.com/ceresfauna/status/1479352175142715393

>>15995265
unity kirin is staying up to cheer for everyone

>>15923396
Bros, don`t lie. You wish you could be one of her cats. Which one do you want to be?

>>15997648
The one that isn't on death's door.

>>15997648
Snail easy, he gets to curl up on fauna’s lap and he isn’t old and dying

>>15923396
how often does she do asmr

I'm proud of my Faufau
>>16006477
Eveey week mostly

MAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>16007072
you draw this?

Goodnight, I love Fauna.

>>16007072
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU~
I miss Fauna…

>>16008335
Nah https://twitter.com/Neldanair/status/1479220147374243845

>>16007072

uuuuuu

>>16011936
uuuUUU

>>15984799
muting retarded attention whores is free

>>16012724
Watch out for the snapping turtles, Fauna ;_;

>>16012838
Snapping turtles wouldn't dare.

>>16012311
UUUUUUUUUU

We have uuu'd more than Fauna at this point.

>>16014669
She would be proud.

>>16014669
I alone have uuu'd more than Fauna

>>16015779
oh my

Should I castrate myself so I'll never have lewd thoughts about our goddess again?

>>16018181
No, do what i do and have a cheat day where you release all the pent up desire built up through the week.

Frame up.
https://youtu.be/0n_TX8x5nUM

>>15928587
I would berry my dick so far in her pussy who ever pulled it out would be crowned as king Arthur.

>>16022097
Classic.

>>16018102
I would personally beat up everyone ITT to spend 24 hours just sucking their breasts and mating them.

>>16022130
I can respect that, but I won’t go down without a fight. Good luck

Faufau soon

>>16023249
Yes.

Uuuu

>instant stream start
She’s excited, CUTE

Mamaaa uuuuUUUuuu

>doesn't use tiktok
Based mama

>>16023337
I've noticed that she starts streams really quickly after the "loading" screen. Usually just a min or two but sometimes less than a min.

>>16023544
She prepares well before the stream.

Man, i love how she makes me smile like an idiot with her humor.

>>16023617
Same desu

>Bought RE 2 Remake
>Going to play RE7 dlc
More Kino RE steams coming saplings.

>>16023683
BAE SCHIZO DON'T LOOK

>>16023665
It's that kind of humor that invokes a sensible chuckle. Very refreshing in comparison to the rest of holoEN.

WATAME IS WITH US

>>16023888
Watame love.

>fauna is a skinhead
Wtf watame

watame...

>>16024008
>>16024020
Kek, laughed out loud kind of kek.

>>16024020
Watame wa. . . warukunai yo ne

>>16024179
Chumbiechamaa...

Watame love

>>16024020
Is that intentional or does bald literally translate to skinhead?

I love how much fun she has streaming, it’s infectious

>>16024303
second one

>fauna will never choke you out and steal your clothes

>That's CRAAAZY

>>16024907
hayai!

>>16024273
cute! They have the two most pleasent voices in hololive imo, hope they collab bc hearing both on stream at once would be heaven

>>16025045
Yes. Watame love.

wtf fauna

Clearly wrenches don't exist in that country

Oh boy, I had the same problem with the wrench and it get worse when you need to search for the band members

OH NO CLOVERBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

God she's so cute

>>16026139
AAAHHHH

It sounded like she was doing Cuban Pete there for a sec

>>16026599
Yeah, god i crave humming ASMR now...

hi fauna :D

:D

:D

how could you not vote "hi fauna :D"

>>16027178
Couldn't be me.

> 1 S T A R
> S
> T
> A
> R

Wrench Hate!

Are the "cutscenes" just a bunch of pngs?

>>16027677
Yes, CoD kind of presentations in between gameplay.

"It's easier to just steal." -role model to the youth and HololiveEN 'Council' member Ceres Fauna

Fauna is a comedic genius. Dropping those weapons right in front of the guards was a masterstroke.

>>16029273
Watching your assassin makes me want to commit a crime, tbqh.

>0 stars
Fauna...

0 S T A R S
S
T
A
R
S

Cryptobros...

She's five stars in my heart

Fauna, she knows her crypto.

MAAAOOWWWW

CLOVER CHADS WHERE YOU AT?

Fauna don't go...

NOOOOOOOOO MY SNAILCOIN SNAILBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

>>16030608
clover is my favourite butter company

What now?

>>16030622

I believe the Hitman series should be a core stream for newcommers. They are always great and funny.

>>16030690
Now, we drink to cope.

>>16030690
We uuuuu~

>>16030717
I am already butt naked on my bed and drunk, not gonna get dressed up to buy more booze.

>>16030690
Go to gym to get stronk

I am the last sapling.

before this thread dies I have to say that I fucking love Fauna

>>16030946
I made this post.

>>16030946
>>16031043
We still have like 2h+ worth of posting.
>8 threads before this one reaches page 11

I MISS FAUNA

>>16030946
could post some images

>>16032029

>>16032258

>>16032560
menacing stomach rumble