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A thread for the discussion of Mori Calliope and the members of her extended universe.
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I FUCKING LOVE KAWAIIOPE MORIRIN AND I WANT TO MARRY THIS DORK, START A FAMILY WITH THIS DORK, AND RAISE A SON WITH THIS DORK, A SON WHO’LL INHERIT OUR RESPECTIVE BEST TRAITS AND ATTRIBUTES BUT IS ALSO JUST AS MUCH OF A DUMB CHUUNI AS HIS BEAUTIFUL DORK OF A MOTHER
brave to start a new thread so fastMori you are a fucking retard. naked dogeza nowits gonna take more than a shrine this time
Mori sucks!Deadbeats are the worst fanbase!
Mori love but also Mori disappointment
Calliope Mori? A horrible friend, as always.
Do you think she's gonna do some kind of damage control twitter coping again like last year, or will she just ignore her birthday entirely?
Mori
What a way to start the day but seethe the internet people. Makes the day sunny all of the sudden
well, I really wonder what the announcement/MV is if it's not for the bday
>>15960257It'd be pretty disingenuous if she apologizes again.
actual fucking whore holy shit, I genuinely can't fucking believe this
Ame Ame Ame Ame Fuck u Mori Fuck u deadbeats
whore
Mori and dogwater-tier life choices leading to her being in a shape that lets people down. Name a more iconic duo.
Two years in a row, deadbeats? Come on. Even you have to admit that's bullshit.
Whorei is a blight on Hololive
Ah I will always kneel to Mori for being rent free to this schizos LMAO
>>15959904I forgave her last year for not calling Ame since it was their first year and they probably didn't understand protocol, but now it's getting ridiculous. She's your fucking genmate dude.
Fuckkkkk u MORI FUCKKKK U
>>15960337I thought it would be the mv for reflecf but apparently not. I doubt irys needs an mv. Maybe mumei or kronii's new song?My bet is on the amalee song though
Dumb bitch actually forgot two years in a row. After she scrambled to fix her mistake last year and apologized again months later she still fucking didn't call in this year.
>>15960579if AmaLee took priority over Ame I think I'll finally get gracefully filtered
>>15960257ignoring it would actually be a yab>>15960337yeah i dunno, was huffing that copium before but now its pointless
>>15960337Nah, Ame said she's been making it herself. And just like the guess someone voiced a few days with MV for Amalee's album, the time doesn't fit. Both of those are supposed to be out this week while Mori's MV release was always supposed to be next week.
If she's this tired from overwork she should probably just skip the MK tournament too. God I wish she didn't commit to outside work again
literally th worst fucking genmate.she will probably graduate once she stops milking her paypigs and the cover brand to start a new journey of cock sucking in the music industry
Watson helps her with her with her VR performance and she doesn't even call in? I mean come on...
Did anyone actually think she would be awake, or is this gonna be teamate schizo general for the rest of the day?
Imagine caring more about Trash Taste collabs than your own genmate's birthday
I wonder what her excuse will be. Probably nothing good, that's for sure. And I thought she'd turned over a new leaf...
Mori what the FUCK
>>15960523yes, kneel to mori for lying to her genmates and her deadbeats and talking the talk without showing upif you care about Mori at all you should be disappointed in her for doing something shitty
>>15960741she was awake for every genmate not called Ame, even at worse hoursbut she wasn't doing sidejobs and non-holo shit at that time
>>159607419AM is not an unreasonable time to be awake, anon. She's just super fucking stupid when it comes to sleeping and time management. She even cut the JK stream yesterday to have more time
>>15960741I'll be honest I though she would set an alarm because she's been pretty consistent about calling in for birthday streams ever since missing Ame's the first year.
How's your day been doing deadbeats? Mine's been hell. There's so much snow in our driveway
>>15960418>Name a more iconic duo.Peanut butter and jelly is pretty dope. Sometimes I like putting it on toast. But only sometimes.
>includes Mori on her merch with death sensei>doesn't phone into her birthday streamMoririn...
Got a discord that's really pissed huh?
>>15960741explain why jps tweeted and mel even called in then? stop trying to be delusional you fucking fag, just admit that your oshi is a shitty whore
Must have been a big bottle of Stupid Bitch Juice
As a non-tourist, I will admit to being a bit disappointed, but not surprised. Any time Mori gets busy like this, she loses all sense of time management or prioritization. This has remained consistent.
>>15960975stop coping dude, after talking all that big shit about becoming a better friend the least you can do is showing up
>>15960689No one else seems to have a song coming out other than irya. Mori making the mv makes it sound like she's actually involved in the song and the only collab song we know of ihe one with amalee Could be a case where the mv releases before the album. She said the mv would be on her channel too
>Interrupts a member's stream to call into Iofi's birthday (of all people)>Doesn't call into Ame'sI genuinely don't understand
>>15960741>DayMonths, until she does it again next year and it repeats.
>>15960741Ya honestly Ame could have streamed just 2 hours later or even a single hour later and everything would have been fine but no one wants to have that conversation
>>15961024She did tweet though?
>>15960975LMAO seems like discordtards are so pissed
This year Mori is going for 2.5%, JP youtubers are increasing to 70% this year
>>15960741>is this gonna be teamate schizo general for the rest of the day?Yes. Though I'm pretty sure most of these shitposters aren't actual teamates. Overall teamates are pretty cool.
>>15960741Don't start thinking these are all Teamates when you know for a fact its mainly trolls. But they actually have a point this time. Mel calls in, showing that it's not an issue to be awake at 9am and calling from your bed. She needs to control her time management better.
>>15960741Mel was awake.
She's going to roll out of bed 10 minutes before MK stream, realize she forgot to charge Switch, then cancel to work on her "outside" animation
How many of you posted more than once? Come on, be honest.
>Outright lying in the interview about Myth being lifelong friends
MORI CALLIOPE SUCKS
>>15960778>leafMori's not a leaf, she's American silly. Ina is the leaf.
>>15961034As a non-tourist, I honestly don't care if she missed some lame call-in for a fake birthday that only exists to generate hype for half-baked merch.
>>15960918I finished all work I had today, finished watching Ame's stream so I'm going to sleep now. Will miss beginning of MK tournament but I'll probably wake up in time for either last group or zako cup depending on how much time they waste on talking.
>>15960975Teacucks are rabid and other fanbases are happy to avoid the fallout, especially when you see how gura was getting thrashed before calling in. You should count yourself lucky to finally witness firsthand why deadbeats are not, in fact, the worst fanbase.
>>15960975i think it would be dishonest to let this slide sure theres plenty of tourists but im regular here and im like Mori missing Ame's bday is pretty high on the "uncool shit shes done" list
That's pretty sad, it's your genmate. Ame even prepared a show for her this year and she doesn't give anything back.
>>15961212Fuck...this reads like a post from a year ago
>>15961251As in every case in 4chan, the true worst fanbase is just whichever the biggest fanbase is.
>>15961212wow you sure sound like a hololive fan
Mori called in for Trash Taste more times than she did for Ame's birthdays.
>>15961088they tweeted because they weren't allowed to call retard.mel only called because she either missed the en only part or amelia wasn't expecting her to call so she just didn't tell herafter PROMISING to call the next time, all she could muster is a tweet?>AME BIRTH!!!! (๑˃̵ᴗ˂̵)>11 hours agosounds EXTREMLY genuine.keep coping niggerbeats, your oshi is the bottom of the barrel
I was actually so sure she'd call in with how rentfree missing Ame's birthday lived in her head for the majority of last year.But damn
>>15961295Shrimps are way too insular to be the actual worst fanbase.
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1479081033173979143
LMAO schizo are so pissed huh?
So this thread will be a timeloop from the last year when she missed the call-in right? because the posts sure as hell sound like from that time period
>Write a song about how people you thought you were friends with were really only using you and then tossing you aside>Ends up using Ame and tossing her asidesasuguh
>>15961157Not once. I still think ironic falseflagging is retarded. I hate deadbeats who started taking t.deadbeat to the next level and started falseflagging
>>15961390Shrimps are not the largest fanbase on 4chan. Overall, yes, but not on 4chan.
>>15960257missing it for the 2nd time in a row is such a huge embarrassment I would just ignore it all together, at least in public.
>>15959904Nigger Lieope
>Kronii, IRyS, and Sana don’t callNo one cares>Mori doesn’t callHOLY SHIT 5% SHE DOESNT CARE AT ALL I HOPE SHE GRADUAAAATES
>>15960918Been recovering from the coofIts improved a bit now since I can poke this bees nest and play GoT while listening to ameoke
>>15961482>not genmates who've been together for a lot longernot the same retard and you fucking know it, this sounds like cope
>>15961482Kronii, IRyS and Sana didn't turn missing Ame's first birthday into a woe is me pity party. Kronii, IRyS and Sana are not her genmates.
>>15961482They aren't genmates and didn't do it two years in a row.
>>15961482>missed last year call-in>is her genmatethose are the 2 main flaws in your post
>>15961482LMAO I will always kneel to Mori for being rent free to these schizo
>>15961482Just don't mind them at this point. I've only been here for a year and I pretty much gotten the hang of not biting into baits.
>>15961251you're actually a faggot>>15961212Mori lied to you and to Ameif she didnt "lie" she fucked upwhy is it so hard to believe some of us are actually disappointed in her >>15961482stop trying with this, its not the same and you know itIRyS Sana and Kronii arent genmates with ehr and didnt miss her bday last year too
>>15960679At this point ignoring it would be better, to make it look like it was "always intended" (maybe it was, who knows).Twitter damage control will just be admitting she forgot or was too lazy to wake up.
>>15961468Me on the right
>>15961482>genmate>2nd fucking year in a row
>>15961556Wouldnt it be easier to not be /here/ for what is left of the day? because it will be like this
>>15961080There's the MK tournament and Ame wanted to do a 2nd B'day stream. It would've been too rushed.
I Hate MORI CALLIOPE
>>15961556how is it baitactually how can Mori make up for this how would you if you were her
>>15961556>Mori does stupid shit even most deadbeats can agree sucks>uhh uhh don't bite the bait
>>15961528>>15961534>>15961535>>15961482>>15961569>Genmate narrativeSo discordtards are here huh?
after everything, all the support and help amelia has provided to her gen and to mori exactly and this is how she repays her? a 2 word 12 hour tweet??? absolutely fucking pathetic
>>15961080gonna blame Ame for doing her stream at her normal time now?thats real fucking low>>15961730>Genmate narrativewhat the fuck are you even trying to imply you absolute retard
There is literally nothing wrong with loving Mori and agreeing that something she did was bottom-tier dumb bitchery. I'm not super happy with Our Boy even if I do love her and look forward to her next stream.
>>15961569I don't need you to prove you can spend money, I need you to get a grip
>>15961708>sucksIt's whatever. It only sucks if you're terminally stuck on 4chan.
What % are we going to be at this year? 3%?
There is no concrete argument to defend her.
Gonna be honest, it took me like 15 minutes to remember if Ame even called in on Calli's birthday.This is as stupid as that time deadbeats tried to anti Ame for not drawing a picture of her when Council debuted or whatever
>>15961569>why is it so hard to believe some of us are actually disappointed in her Yes-men are the most insufferable cancer and they infest every girl general unfortunately. It's just like teamates who defended Ame not letting JPs call in (until based Mel BTFO'd them).
>>15961371>majority of last year.Proof next thread?
I kinda just wanna see what would happen if you reported every post in the thread.
Teamates are REALLY MAD over hortposting
>>15961853>Yes-menstop fucking replying to me you schizo
>>15961730HOLY COPE I CAN'T BELIEVE IT
At this point I'm just huffing hopium that she'll call during karaoke.
I'm not as autistic as the people here who think missing this call-in is a horrible sin but I would like to see her call in during the karaoke stream.
>>15961637Nta but it's been easy af to filter posts like that if you've been here from the start. This is kinda tame. I do wonder what the mv's for though. >lofi album coming out this monthThe mv's for one of the lofi songs isn't it? Guh
>>15961920I mean you look pissed discordmate so.... LMAO
>>15961842that never happened, stop trying to blame teamates
>>15961842>it took me like 15 minutes to remember if Ame even called in on Calli's birthday.Same. Don't really fucking care either way.>deadbeats tried to anti Ame for not drawing a picture of her when Council debuted or whateverAnon those were shitposters. Who gives a shit about some dumb drawing?
>>15961853Oh holy fuck it's one of you guys. Go back to trolling /ggg/ le funny fallout robot insult is better over there.
>stay awake past midnight to help with her VR karaoke stream>operate the cameras>calls into her birthday tatsu>put death sensei on her birthday merch>doesn't get a call in from Mori?
>>15960623>>15960741>>15960901>>15961034Can we stop pretending this wasn't an intentional, conscious decision on Mori's part?She didn't "forget" shit
>>15962033>death senseiI want a death sensei daki
>>15962033Sorry, Mori is too busy tweeting and doomscrolling at 4 in the morning.
>>15962069you know that just makes her look worse right? like that one retard who weaponizes mori against kiara anytime he has the chance
It is nothing of consequence and does not impact my love of Mori, and liking of the other girls, in any way. Schizos and rrat breeders stay mad and die mad.
>>15961997Pretty sure one of them was an actual deadbeatBut you've got a point, the common denominator is this split goes straight to shit whenever Watson is involved, with the exception of Smol Karaoke
>>15962122Based.
Your oshi is so supportive deadbeats.If only i wasn't lying
>>15962069>we
>>15961770Agreed. She just has absolute bottom of the barrel time management skills and tries to juggle way too much at one time. Combine that with the memory of a goldfish and you get her forgetting to tell her manager she's getting surgery, not knowing when the event she committed to starts, and just not waking up for things due to working on outside things until the sun comes up
I get the feeling Ame doesn't mind.
Did she say that the mv would be for a collab? If not then it's a safe bet that we're getting one for Guh Lofi ver.I don't think cover would let her upload an amalee song on her channel
Mori has the most yes-men out of any fanbase. I honestly don't understand why
If you blame teamates for this shit im gonna assume youre a shitposting touristfor gods sake please stop being such faggots for once
>>15962033Mori is currently sucking dicks in a park, sorry she couldn't call in
>>15962122I will always kneel to Mori triggering schizo LMAO
>>15962225I'll try to explain it if you can tell me why Ame has the most faggots out of any fanbase
>>15962227Just tell Mori to stop being a shit friend and terrible human being for once
She only cares about Gura. So she can leech of her.
>>15962122Same and based. Don't give a flying fuck about any of this. Just looking forward to marioka
>>15962203She really doesn't. And neither do Teamates. Learning to detect falseflaggers goes a long way
>>15962225That's mostly any fanbase discordmate stop deflecting
Pro-tip for pro deadbeats: The report button is your friend!
>>15962270You don't think it's not a tiny bit weird that it happens so often?Maybe, just maybe, some of it is accurate?
>>15962315>Same and based. Don't give a flying fuck about any of this.Good!>Just looking forward to mariokaunfortunate
>>15962315I'm surprised she decided to have her pov. Kiara's not doing it and neither do some of the en girls.It'd be a full on ccvid party and infect every chuuba on yt
AHAHAHAHAHA
>>15962403You can't hide the facts, cuckbrap
>>15962497KEK
>>15962203I know it's old but cute art from the hardest working Deadbeat. :}>>15962227Nah, Teamates are cool. It's the same handful of people in every thread trying to stir shit from both sides.Would have been nice for Mori to call? Sure. Is Watson going to lose any sleep of be upset? No. A Rainforest collab feels overdue though. Which means one may be coming soon.
I'm just looking forward to finding out what kind of excuse she has this time.
>>15962497lol
the niggerbrap cope in this thread is unironically surprising, I never expected these fags to be THIS delusional
>>15962575Too busy getting spitroasted by Connor and Garnt
>>15962575me too, thats the fun parther excuse and her attempt to make up for it should be kinoanother shrine would be kinda sad though, hope she goes bigger
>>15962497RUMAOOOOO XD XD ROFL ROFL
>>15962575She's making a video with a girl friend.
>>15962469She won't be last at the zako cup
what happened some discord is assaulting us?
>calliope mori>calli mori>calli mor>call morlike potpourri
>>15962694 cum tribute
The absolute lack of empathy and sheer ruthlessnes displayed today by Calliope Mori, towars a genmate that has done so much for her asking nothing in return...How can someone like this have even 1 fan?Shame on her and those who support this
>>15962743Your fat whore oshi missed her genmate's birthday stream for the second time in two years
>>15962743tourists are here yesacting like angry teamates and happy deadbeatsproper mood of the thread should be slightly embarrassed yet generally ok
>>15962899>birthday stream for the second time in two yearsinstead of one time in two years?
>>15962899Oh god a SEAnigger
The funniest thing is that it's not even a bad time for Japan so shartfartbrappers can't even use this excuse (not that "muh bad time :((" would be an acceptable excuse anyway)
Based Cantaloupe being too fucking drunk to wake up at 6AM
Do you think she can make it three for three next year?
>>15962984Them being ESL should be the least surprising thing going on today
>>15963052>next yearA...anon....
My friends, it has often been said that I like Mori.My friends, I like Mori ...No, friends, I love Calliope Mori!I love it when shes hard on herself.I love when she reacts to critics.I love when she improves.I love her streams, her music, her art and her personality. I love it when shes happy, when she is sad, when shes teasing and when shes mad.Mori across Shadowverse, in Pokemon, in Crash, in Blasphemous, in the ruined earth of Doom , through collabs, on the meme review, in the tabletop streams, I love every act of Mori that can occur upon Hololive.Even acts that happen withoutI love watching her blasting the enemy to smithereens with rage induced tard focus that thunders across the game.My heart leaps with joy whenever Mori's voice rises as she gets excited watching a new gruesome death. And there is nothing like watching Mori pelt and abuse Pokemon while trying to force them into a pose that would be the perfect artistic shot. And the feeling that comes when Mori gushes over an adorable gaki is such an exquisite feeling. Like when ranks of deadbeats brandish their posts rushing into the thread to fight each other. It moves me deep within my heart to watch Mori struggle over and over with climbing the mountain of obstacles in Getting over it.I'm so glad you switched out to Jump King. Its honestly so much better and almost always incredibly enjoyable to watch you stream it. The sight of seanigs being strung up by mods is an irresistible pleasure. And there is nothing more arousing than the sounds made by Mori as she desperately tries new sounds and ideas in her ASMR streams, even the scuffed ones are so amusing as to be worth my time. When Mori takes my hand and forces me to watch the most unbearable of cringe scenes in an already overly cringy movie, I'm in ecstasy.I love it when Mori collabs with Kiara. It's so sad to see a teehee ship that was supposed to be filled with love continually hit Mori's obnoxious straight sexuality causing all teehee tension to be deflated. I love to be squashed under the heel of the Mori as she awkwardly asks me if I like this and if its what I really want in such a confused tone. The humiliation as Mori calls me human garbage and then in 30 seconds starts to apologize and state how she didn't mean it in her soft whispering asmr voice. I'm not actually a sub but god she was so cuteI adore listening to Moi gush over her new precious baby shiny Giratina like an adoring and doting mother. Acting like that will never not make me want to mother her I love Mori in the bath, in the Pool, at the Spa, in the classroom. Everywhere Mori is brings me untold joy. Gentlemen... All I ask for is Mori, Mori so grand as to make the Underworld itself tremble. Gentlemen, I ask you as fellow deadbeats what is it that you really want? Do you wish for further Mori as I do? Do you wish for an unforgiving and possibly yandere and Mori? Mori whose motivation is built with iron and lightning and fire? Do you ask for Mori to sweep in like a tempest, leaving not even deadbeats left with knees to stand on this Earth!?I believe in Mori and while I don't think she needs to do anything to make up for this because I'm sure Ame understands and isn't bothered by something that is purely performative, I'm sure she will try to make it up to Ame again.
>>15962894>The absolute lack of empathy and sheer ruthlessnesYour problem being?
>>15962899Why would she care about Amelia? Calli hates her
>Mad because Mori didn't do something (which makes them mad because then they can't screech at her for doing something)>Three servinfs of chikin in one stream>All in a stream where Watson was talking to multiple versions of herselfIt hasn't been a good day for the schizos...
>>15962982>>15962984cope cuckbeats
>>15963052She'll be as scarce as Ayame come this time next year roommate will be releasing a song every month with Holo money instead
>>15962894>ruthlessnes>towars
>>15962935eh, i think that dissapointed is more fitting instead of embarrassed
My oshi lives on a different continent, called in after midnight, and sent flowers. Does yours really have an excuse, Deadbeats?
>>15962899Deleted LMAO
>>15963223El basado
Busy doing a rap and fucking her tophat bf last night pls undastand
>>15963223Don't threaten me with a good time, dramabuddy
>>15963270Ya if it was after midnight Mori for sure would have called in. Simple as
>>15963144Incredibly based
Answer my question deadbraids>>15962222
>>15963207Didn't learn a lesson SEAfag? LMAO
>>15963270Can your oshi send me flowers too? Thx bby
I know why Kiara dropped this bitch for Amelia
Fake friend bitch. Happy to have ame do everything for her concert, but not even saying hi for her birthday. Disgusting
>>15963366Did she even give a slight hint on what it was about? Maybe it's just an outro since she said we will get a new one
>>15963366Something hololive related. If I was to guess some kind of group project for en to coincide with the new outfit releases.
According to Ame people can still call in. Doubt that mori will still call tho
>>15963456Because Ame is letting Kiara leech her? I know too anon
>thread not even an hour old>already near 200 postslet's aim for the 1K before getting archived!
>>15963207>>15963307Hope the vacation is good for you schizo-kun
>>15961306Actually she went in person to Trash Taste lmao, both times
>>15963270I'm considering her becoming my oshi since she seems to put people over career
i will never forgive this whore for disrespecting Ame like thisHow will she ever recover??
>>15963518She said it was an mv. What I can't remember is how people came to the conclusion that it would be for a holomem or a collab. An mv for the lofi version for guh would make much more sense
Mori's kind of stuck up even though she's the fat girl in the group, isn't she?
>>15963700
>Mori is going to call in at the very end to do a live duet of the cover shes going to release with Ame this month
>>15963700In Death-Sensei's defense, he got Amelia and Haachama confused
The best part about seethemates crossing the pond to give us a play-by-play of their birthday stream is that I can find out exactly when it does (or doesn't) become worth watching without having to listen to Amelia try to sing
>>15963849I also am completely high on copium
Compared to other meltdowns, this isnt even that badt.
>make a big animation over becoming better friends>but ME ME ME MY PROJECTS MY SONGS MY EP takes priority in the endthe meme was honestly attributed to the wring personI'm genuinely disappointed
>>15963881Weak.
>>15963642Proof that the dramafags and shit eaters of the board are swarming this thread because of the 'yabe'. Fuck these faggots, I hope they get tired of stirring the shit pot and end their lives because they have nothing else.
>>15963881kill yourself falseflagger kun
>>15963616Anothor group song so soon? I doubt that.>>15963656We will never top guac. Dunno how that happened though. I mean, almost 1.3k over a rm tweet kek. i tried to make guac a thing like ogey
HEY DEADBEATS
>>15964022Nice to see you're still with us. It was never funny.
>>15964003I'll stop when Whorei apologizes and prostrates herself before her superior genmate
>>15963934Raikou Love!
>>15964022>i tried to make guac a thing like ogey It was fucking stupid. Ogey is all we ever needed
>15964116no you fucking won't
>>15963881To be fair, people in /ameg/ are the ones actually watching the stream, so they don't have time to shitpost about mori
>>15963977>Weak.Damn straight. I can't make it through Coco or Kronii karaokes either. My weak ears demand at least a baseline level of vocal competence>>15964015Hey, I got nothing against the creatividad. She's a better manager than Omega. Just can't stand to hear her sing
>>15964100>>15964124>gwak is a thing nowI was ahead of my time fags
All these anti posts, all with slight typos that would be common for someone posting on a phone. Hmm... Now I feel like a detective. Really though, is this what they've been reduced to? Trying to use every tiny thing to try to prove "Mori is a terrible person". It's laughably pathetic. I thought they hit rock bottom with trying to shit on Kiara, but here we are.
>>15964179It's baiters, false flaggers, and shitposters who are going wild because they only have these small, worthless things to complain about now. Just look at the Matsuri/Haachama shit that was getting spammed for weeks. These fags are the worst, not here for actual enjoyment of the 'media', but just to dick around on a 4chan board. What a worthless endeavor.
>>15964320Kiara called in three times to Ame's stream and sent her a bouquet of flowers. Remind me what Mori did, again?
>>15964320Don't mention that name, you'll attract the eggs too
>>15964121Raikou Love!
>>15964320They're very excited that they finally have something that won't get them banned. They'll get it out of their system.
>>15964381Made you seethe, as I'm sure Kiara did with her multiple calls. So good work, ladies.
>>15964381>Remind me what Mori did, again?Mori created birthdays
Mori fucked up this time
Good to see 5% wasn't just an out of context meme
>>15964400Yep, once they get their next 'BIG YAABBB', they'll move on instantly. Fucking cock suckers.
I can't believe Calliope Mori invented birthday calls
>>15964381Make you seethe SEAnigger LMAO
>>15964400Shinitummy and shoulders are gift in themselves
I mean, she's probably going to be late for her own stream too at this rate. This reminds me of when the last comic came out an hour late with no explanation
>>15964381>Remind me what Mori did, again?The sent a tweet that acknowledged the existence of Ame's birthday! Didn't congratulate her or anything, but she doesn't need to! (Why doesn't she need to? Because I said so!)
>>15964431She fucked up last time and did it again
Imagine if people got this mad about you not wishing your coworker a happy birthday lmaoNot that these clowns have ever held a job before.
>>15964558At this point I'm convinced she just messed up the release time on the schedule.
>>15964394she's the cutest!
>>15964461The big yab is already here. People are just too dumb to notice. The ccvid has infected all chuubas, no one is safe.Marika will make it even worse.
imagine getting this upset over not giving your oshi a 3 minute discord call while not saying a word about how she stole your oshi's girl
aight bros, I'm hitting the haythis bitch is dumb and makes supporting her unnecessarily hard since I can never tell if she's really stupid or just self-centered to somewhat unpleasant degreeI guess that's how Tatsunoko felt at times when Coco pulled some shit that backfired
>>15964683stop blaming teamates you faggot
Surprised she hasn't been sent a snarky SC yet
I have a feeling Calli is gonna have a menhera moment if anyone breaks containment and gets onto Calli for not wishing Ame a happy birthday.>"Ya know deadbeats... ya boi has a life outside being a streamer.... I love Watson and she knows that, she wasnt upset I didnt show up on her stream and you guys shouldnt either. I've had a busy schedule and ya boi had to catch some z's before the Mario Kart collab."
>>15964683It's only a bit of a shame because Rainforest content is so rare.
>>15964774stop being faggots you teamate
>>15964683The actual schizo teamates got ran out of /ggg/ they just pretend that Gura isn't a thing
>>15964764If her roommate shit is anything to go by, I really think she's just a big dope.
>>15964786one thing being a deadbeat taught me is there no point in wasting money on being madthe anger will go away but the money will stay gone
>>15964683Ame stole kiara so it evens out
>>15964795>ya know deadbeats, sometimes I just like to drink.... ya know... 5 or 6 bottles to myself, no harm done, ya know? Sometime I don't wake up to wish my friend a happy birthday because of my Alcoholism, but deadbeats that's ok
>>15964786She has it off until the end ghost of the babe I think. Wonder why she turned it off in the first place, she doesn't seem to have that much sc backlog
>>15964650based raikou poster
>>15964795Best part is Ame even said in the middle of the stream that it's no biggie if people don't call in. It's just dramabaiting faggots who don't actually have any real interest in any of the streams, but instead feed purely on the 'events' that come of their streams. Fuck all these faggots.
>>15964795She definitely DID have to sleep before the Mario Kart, this is true. My main source of irritation (however mild) is that she should have been sleeping BEFORE, but we all know Mori's sleep schedule is a fucking nuclear wasteland.
anybody worried about Calli a bit rn? She set her mario kart stream for the wrong time and missed Ame's birthday without letting her know
>>15964786They’re not on I thought?
>>15964926It's on right now.
Sorry Moririn is on a date with me right now
Bets that some of the tourists are replying to each other without realizing it?
>>15964795No. They'll say they talked in private and it was fun. No one actually involved is going to stress, nor should they. >>15964801Very rare but stuff like this is what leads to collabs. A short phone call wasn't going to satisfy anyone's want for those two having fun anyway. It would just be a "let's collab soon" message. Which can be done in private and now using this as a motivator to make it happen.
>>15964871If you've ever even thought abour doing that then you legit need help, no different than the kike in that sc
>>159649804 en's didn't call in and Ame said only 2 more might make it. It's possible Mori told her in advance that she couldn't call.
>>15964926I mean she talked about her light surgery in the previous stream, so of course deadbeats will support that in the next stream so maybe that's why?
>>15965042Imagine sitting in one thread only like an utter degenerate, camping in your own filth, sniffing your own rot, nuzzling in your own echochamber.a few ye
>>15964976Yea I dont think its that big of a deal, just a bit of a dick move if your friend is expecting you. But if shes asleep I'm sure she'll apologize and it'll all be gucci, fosho.
>>15964926She turned it off because Deadbeats were starting to send their grocery money and eat laptops
>>15965098Kronii definitely went to sleep at like 10am EST so I doubt it was kronii. Not sure about Sana. desu all the girls that didnt call have a fucked sleep schedule rn so I wouldnt be surprised about any of them accidentally oversleeping after saying theyd be there
>>15964926She said it was because of her backlog but I think she legitimately wants people to stop sending her money. She's been getting pretty overwhelmed (emotionally) by the support. Just my rrat.
>>15964926>>15965193Yes she's had them off as a joke for a few days now. People will spin rrats from this now that I've posted it somewhere.
>>15964926>>15965140>>15965292>turns off SCs right before the biggest yab in her entire idol career>tricks deadbraps into thinking she cares about them for more than their money>lies about playing Marika offstream to make up for not preparing her JK streamsshe CANNOT keep getting away with it
>>15964926Maybe because her jump king streams/totsu gets so much unnecessary money? I remember her last 12 hour Jump king stream got $8k+
>>15965329 (Me)>>15965431GODDAMN IT
>>15965329She already funded the laptop she needed to revive the dead root vegetable
>>15965292That's not a rrat, that's a theory, fucking hell deadbeats are stupid. Maybe that's why their Oshi can't set an alarm clock, maybe she is losing braincells talking to you people.
Mori hates (You)
>>15965431I want to know if people actually think these girls are some insane master manipulators or if it's all shits and giggles. I assume there's at least a handful of people who peddle these crazy plot lines actually believe them.
>>15965468EAT YOUR RRATOUILLE, APOLLO.
>>15964872More like Kiara stole Ame. Your oshi dumped her ass
>>15965527Do you know what a rrat is, newfriend?
Every streamer does something dumb sometimes and has their time in the spotlight of shitposting. Joking around for a bit is all fine. The issue is when idiots jump on it and don't let go, doing it for hours, days, weeks and actually trying to make it seem serious and hold it against someone. Then try to stack tiny things to make it look huge. /vt/ sisters are truly mentally ill.
>>15965527That's not a theory, that's a hypothesis, fucking hell zomrades are stupid. Maybe that's why their Oshi can't play chess, maybe she is losing braincells as the rigor mortis sets in
>>15965555Yes. They're simultaneously retarded but also maniacal geniuses.
>>15965555For as fun as shitposting is, the horrible reality that any group that gets their fun from acting like retards attracts real retards that think they're in good company always crosses my mind
Is Mori going to be okay?
>>15965681That's not an explanation, that's a definition, Fucking hell I don't know rusia fans are called because she's fucking irrelevant and has been for 2 years. Maybe that's why their oshi was last memorable for that stupid pettan joke, maybe she is losing titcells as the irrelevance sets in.
>>15965823No, but that's unrelated to calling Ame. She has a severe drink problem.
>>15965936yeah, me
>>15965823She got the coof from going out clubbing
>>15965936Her and Gura
>>15965993whore
>>15966049I don't know who that is, but yes.
>>15965844>she's fucking irrelevant and has been for 2 years.man i wish I could make $10K - 30K$ a week and be irrelevant. That could be awesome.
>>15965993>dodged the coof from her family>still got the coof in japanKek, that'd be hilarious. It'll probably free her of the propaganda though. Omicron is milder than your average cold
>>15966049That's why they are pals. Amelia doesn't drink so calli has become disgusted with her
>>15966092DOCTOR QUICK, PLUG IN THE COPIUM
>>15965844That's not a definition, that's a defamation, fucking hell EOPS are stupid. Maybe that's why their Oshi can't do hologra, maybe she is losing braincells from existing only in the 2nd dimension
>>15966177Rushia's a mid upper tier holo. Have you never been to the numbers thread? Most jp girls are at least mid tiers at worst. They're doing better than the average EN
>>15964942I mean, what do you expect Ame to say? She's not the type to guilt trip other people into calling in.No, I'm not trying to defend all the drama. Your point is just not convincing.
Mori is not going to wake up for the tournament at this point
>>15966259I don't think calling Calli an alcoholic is defamation, bro.
>>15965672Deadbeats sure have a thin skin for being fans of a "rapper".KFP has had to endure this times 100 for months, years even and they don't complain as much as deadbeat have done this last couple of hours
>>15966259That reminds me of kanata's concert.I hope kanata does release the [A]ddiction cover someday
>>15966324Because it's really not that big a deal. In the end, these days are just for a little bit of fan wanking, and a good reason to put out merch. Anything beyond that is just a little bit of fun between some of the streamers.
>>15966307>numbers>in 2022
>>15966307> Have you never been to the numbers thread? No, I'm not autistic.
>>15966307>Have you never been to the numbers thread?Anon, you have to let go...
>>15966341would be decent opening to the 'Year or Mori'a huge humble pill after hyping shit up to space without regards to schedules, health or your so-called 'lifelong frends'
>>15966369hey liSTEN
>>15966390Remember when almost every single kiara thread became doxposting threads? And the pictures stayed up for hours at a time, it was ridiculous. this thread is some light hearted ribbing compared to the kfp threads from early 2021.
>>15966554I listening, but you're not speaking. You're just drinking. You're always just drinking.
If this is what it takes for Mori to stop wasting her time watching Jojo and fix her sleep schedule, I'm all for it
>>15966441>>15966445>>15966504It's getting fixed. Trust the plan
>>15964976>>15965140I'm personally hoping she will quickly call up Watson while she's observing the Mario Kart tournament. Definitely don't think shes a bad person or meant to be mean to her genmate, just didn't sleep so she wasn't able to come in on time. Even though the birthday stream is already over Ame's birthday is the entire day of the 6th so our boy can make things right still.
>>15966510You're way too invested in her personal life. How about you take her advice and take care of yourself first?
>>15966672>g....guy's I'm winning guys! G...guys trust my plan, I gave evidence guys that'll prove I'm right guys..... that'll fix everything guys.....
>>15966749It really is true that the people that give advice never follow it, isn't it
>>15966749I'm fine, I can wake up on time to deal with all my shit without dying at 25
>>15966672I only trust plans from this guy
If you think this is bad, wait until Elden Ring comes out. She's going to be playing it every day into the morning and delaying streams like crazy
>>15966784Cope, teamyoutube went from dismissing it to saying that they'll look into it
>>15966577how the fuck would I knowwhy would I go to a KFP thread if I'm not KFPwhy the fuck does anyone besides deadbeats give a shit about this threadAnyway, who do we think Mori can actually beat this morning {spoiler]besides Anya[/spoiler]
>>15966890You're /here/ though?
>>15967010at this point oversleeping would be more gracious than coming in tilted and moppy only to get shit on again in the race
>>15966672>>15966784Way ahead of you two
Meanwhile, Calliopeople are losing their fucking minds over the fact that their oshi made it to Ame's birthday stream but DIDN'T join Marika
>birthday stream is now over
>>15967010I give it a 50/50 chance she beats the challenge of getting out of bed
>>15967131even better: people pay me money for the time I spend /here/
Mori please be okay Mori please be okay Mori please be okay Mori please be okay Mori please be okay Mori please be okay Mori please be okay Mori please be okay Mori please be okay Mori please be okay Mori please be okay Mori please be okay Mori please be okay Mori please be okay Mori please be okay Mori please be okay Mori please be okay Mori please be okay Mori please be okay Mori please be okay Mori please be okay Mori please be okay Mori please be okay Mori please be okay Mori please be okay Mori please be okay Mori please be okay Mori please be okay Mori please be okay Mori please be okay Mori please be okay Mori please be okay Mori please be okay Mori please be okay Mori please be okay Mori please be okay Mori please be okay Mori please be okay Mori please be okay Mori please be okay Mori please be okay Mori please be okay Mori please be okay Mori please be okay Mori please be okay Mori please be okay Mori please be okay Mori please be okay Mori please be okay Mori please be okay Mori please be okay Mori please be okay Mori please be okay Mori please be okay Mori please be okay Mori please be okay Mori please be okay Mori please be okay Mori please be okay Mori please be okay Mori please be okay Mori please be okay Mori please be okay Mori please be okay Mori please be okay Mori please be okay Mori please be okay Mori please be okay Mori please be okay Mori please be okay Mori please be okay Mori please be okay Mori please be okay Mori please be okay Mori please be okay Mori please be okay Mori please be okay Mori please be okay Mori please be okay Mori please be okay Mori please be okay Mori please be okay Mori please be okay Mori please be okay Mori please be okay Mori please be okay Mori please be okay Mori please be okay Mori please be okay
>>15967252Speaking of which, how's Hecatia doing these days?
>>15967010She will make it out of C by accident. Was it Kanata or Luna who accidentally became the darkhorse in the finals last year?
>>15967252IDF? CCP?
>>15967313pretty sure she graduated
>>15967365Could just be a burger in the insurance industry.
>>15967391guess they paid you too much then
Top 3 goes into the winners cup and bottom the goes into 3 zako cup right?
>>15967303>tfw genuinely expecting a breakdown soonAs someone who only recently started getting their shit together, watching someone fail at it doesn't feel great
>>15967365no, server admin with pretty much 0 oversight because corps are so management heavy nowadays you can go through ten superiors before one understands the scope of your joband none of those people works evenings
I hope its not coof related with the reaperfam
>>15967489Aff. She might have a chance to bow out early in the middle, but as far as I can tell only anya is for sure going to do worse than her
[Ame news]LMAO SCHIZOS
Mori woke up, she's in chat
BTFO'D FUCK DRAMANIGGERS
embaressing
stayed up way to late until 4am instead of having a normal sleep schedule
DRAMANIGGERS BTFO
Concernbeats are the worst
she's not sorry, she promised
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
SHE MADE ITAND HAS A GIFTPINK WOMAN LOVE
Do you ever think about how much you just love your boy?
THE LAST FUCKING SECOND
CRINGEKINO JESUS FUCKTHANK YOU MORI
PHOTO FINISH
SASUGUH
>CalliopeGeneral/ tries to tell me she's not an alcoholic>her own work betrays her
>she really did oversleepFucking kek
I LOVE MY MORI
>>15967983She did over sleep. she slept a normal amount that just happened to go over the call in period
>>15967983>Mori overlseeps Ame's birthday>I almost overslept Ame's birthdayWE SORT OF ARE
Damn it. Have to wait for the next overblown drama now.
>"my alarms betrayed me"No, you slept through them you dumb bitch, take responsibility for once
>>15967983RRATS ETERNALLY ENSHRINED FOR EXPOSING MORI'S DRUNKEN STUPOR
I'll admit I doubted her. I take back my anti post and kneel.
I hate you all, I fucking hate you all.She doesn't deserve you fuckers.Bet you're all smug now that you're "cool" now,Except for you cool deadbeats that didn't go schizo and I assume have been here from the start no?
>>15968071Exactly. The dumb bitch shoulda just gone to bed earlier instead of lurking on Twitter until 4 AM. But it's okay, I love my dumb bitch.
>>15968128I hate you too anon but only because you type like this
>>15968132deadbeat or tourist?
>>15968128Yeah dude get better at writing, you sound silly
>>15968099>tfw haven't woken up to alarms in five years>just power through whatever shit I have to do while sleep deprived>take short naps in my desk chair occasionally>eventually sleep debt catches up and crash for an entire dayIt's a real hell to fall into
>>15968128>except the people saying she was too drunk to bother to set an alarm are correct
Hmm. What now? Shitpost about IRyS, I guess?
>>15968128no, I'm still mad at her dumb, self-destructive habitsbut the rap was sick, so I kneel
This is Mori's brain realizing she overslept.
I never went schizo. Can you say the same "deadbeats" ?
>>15968359>I'm still mad at her dumb, self-destructive habitsThis, as a Deadbeat. This is the kind of shit that makes me concernbeat. Holy fuck, Mori, JUST SLEEP. JUST FUCKING SLEEP AT A NORMAL FUCKING TIME. STOP TAKING FIFTY THOUSAND FUCKING PROJECTS AND JUSTFUCKINGSLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
>>15968132Wish I could here the rap in Ame's channels and not with edited shits from clippers, But I will still kneel
I want to apologize for all of my shitposts ITT, deadbeats. t. kfp
>>15968369>HA PPT BIRTHDAY YY YSilly Mori, it's not Kanata's birthday today.
>>15968096Mori punted Mumei like a football and she dropped into a lake and got bog rot and that's why she took 2 days off last week
>>15968331No, I think the truth is far more compelling.Calliope Mori has a drinking problem, and it has gotten in the way of her work, and this is far from the first time.
...why is she drinking that much on a Thursday night when she's swamped with work?
>>15968331Kronii. She's in a better timezone and likes Ame so she has no real excuse
>>15968331Yeah I guess. Fucking bitch.
Glad your oshi got redemption t.teamate
>>15968477nice try tako scum
>>15968369Definitely drunk
>>15968452>projects>not just drinkingBrapbeats huffed the "copium" and are seeing shit that just ain't there.
Did her freestyle get better or is she jist more confident doing them now?The one in the last jk stream was kino
>>15968477>falseflagging as a KFPchumbuds really have no shame
>>15968612Welcome back, touristchama. Did you enjoy the baths?
>Likes C*nnor's tweet immediately after he makes itAnd just like that her redemption is over
>>15968569Waking up drunk sucks
>>15968477Nice try takotranny
>>15968612Protip, if you actually want to ruffle deadbeats' feathers today, stop posting about wine and start posting about surgery. That's what we're actually a little bit on edge about this week
Facts as I see them:Mori drank too much and couldn't wake up, causing a minor shitstorm online.>Milkyqueen is always awake at this time>Milky phones Calli>Wakes her drunk ass up>she gets to watson's stream and hour and a half lateEveryone say "Thank you Milkster" for once again preventing a civil war
>>15968406I won't lie to you and say I always believed she'd make it, but that I understood if she didn'tUnhealthy habits that you've spent nearly a decade of your life with are hard to break when you decide you've had enough and want to get your shit togetherI'm glad she managed to catch the tail-end of the stream though, for her sake and how awful she'd feel if she did miss the whole thing again
>>15968771But anon, we need a civil war...
>>15968771anon im pretty sure management and other girls called her too
>>15968749No, I have professional standards, I will mock someone for addiction, but not medical procedures. That is my threshold of decency.LUL DRUNK COW TIDDY BITCH
>>15968827Actually it was Gigguk
>>15968877>>15968827Actually it was me
>>15968862>shitposter>professional standardspick one and only one
>>15968771Facts as I see them:Mori drank too much and couldn't wake up, causing a minor shitstorm online.>I'm always awake at this time>Wake her drunk ass up>she gets to watson's stream and hour and a half lateEveryone say "Thank you Mori's husband" for once again preventing a civil war
>>15968877Based Giggachad
>>15968749 She is on a fast-track to slowly killing herself (irony) with the decisions she's made the last 2 months. If surgery is going to help at least one of the problems, I'm all for it.
>>15968862See, there you go just saying shit that makes us like her more again. You're really bad at this. Go back and read some Takomori archives for tips.
>>15968862Well I guess that's okay?
>>15968862 Based Fuck you Still based
>>15968926>Mori>getting a husbandOk kids, you're going to be staying at your "aunt" Calli's tomorrow, are you excited? Y....yeah, I think she's still do the rapping thing.... Please stop crying..
>>15968862Based, I guess?
Would you still love her if it turned out to be breast reduction surgery? I think she'd look cute as a petite tomboy
Damn, did I miss a whole drama cycle at work? We're getting efficient with these fuckers, deadbeats
>>15968964I don't want you to hate her.
It wasn't a duet but I'll take a rapping and dancing combo as a win
>>15968733Just don't go to sleep drunk. It's not that hard.
>>15969054I'd probably down a few bottles out of depression, so unfortunately yes
>>15969054That's not exactly a minor surgery, that's a pretty major one.Far be it from me to decide what someone wants to do with their body but I bet she'd regret it if she did.
>>15969068>weMe.
Seeing how many people quickly changed their minds after that and started acting all giddy makes me think that you're all schizos.
>>15969081Well now I KNOW you can't be a deadbeat
>>15969211I'm not a deadbeat. I only come here to shill Milky and tell jokes about massive mori milkers
>>15969210some people have more than one emotion aspergersbeat
>>15969201Hey I got 34 without shitposting or going schizo. I was a good /here/beat Mori
>>15969210Not at all. I still think she's a dumb bitch for staying up until 4AM drinking then blaming her alarm for oversleeping, just happy only deadbeats will be complaining about now
>>15969210Didn't care then, don't care now. I'll grab a timestamp at some point during a break in Marika so I hope the rap is good but yes, I am a schizo
>>15968406Of course. I was high as fuck on copium and I knew it though
>>15969283Getting mood swings over a phone call of someone else on the internet that has nothing to do with you?And you have the gall to say that women have issues
Knock KnockWho's there?MoriMori who?Mori's massive mammaries making a knocking noise when she runs down the stairs in a baggy tshirt (mine)
>>15969414>women have issuesYeah, me
>>15969414We're on 4chan, anonWe're all little girls here
>>15969336It was unarchived Anon, here's a tweet with it recordedhttps://twitter.com/kowkarot5/status/1479275441504636934?s=21
>>15969491>we're all little girls hereTuT
>>15969503>Mori>actually freestyling>Watson's little 'yeah!' towards the endWell damn, I don't even like Rainforest and that's the hardest I've smiled all day
>>15969414>someone else on the internet that has nothing to do with youyou can leave fairweatherbeat these girls are my fucking life
Calliope "I am not good at free styling" Mori strikes again
Are you having timeloops about Connor here too?
not a deadbeat but i'm appreciative of your guys' oshi for tuning into ame's birthday stream. what she did for her was nice
>>15969866imagine anyone believing this
>>15969840>>15969866*cums inside you*
>>15969840I think we got time for a quick one before close of business
>>15969777Leave schizo. Mori's my oshi and she's my source of motivation and inspiration. She's #4 after God, my fiancee and my parents I'm way more invested in her than you are but I know my boundaries. You can be her #1 deadbeat without going mentally ill like some of you did. She's been my #4 since her debut
>>15969503Oh god that Ame dancing. I need more Rainforest
>>159699802/10
>>15969934Alright then, my rrat is the mori got connor pregnant and he is going to sue all of cover for his abortion costs, Mori is going to destroy Hololive due to Men's Birth Rights issue. Sarkeesian was right, video games are bad. Yagoo is the devil. Race war now.
>>15969210>went in hoping for Mori call-in>brief mild disappointment when the totsu ended>didn't doompost, didn't sperg out>happy she showed up at the endIt's really that simple.
>>15969980
>>15970045>>15969414
>>15970020Leave schizo. Yagoo's my oshi and he's my source of motivation and inspiration. He's #4 after God, my fiancee and my parentsI'm way more invested in him than you are but I know my boundaries. You can be his #1 satanist without going mentally ill like some of you did. He's been my #4 since her debut
>>15970122
>>15970020Not bad for a first draft, could probably get a tidy amount of (you)s. Tell ya what, take the weekend to tighten it up a little bit and we'll run it by marketing Monday morning.
>>15970176
>>15970020Rahowa! Rahowa! Rahowa!
>>15970302I'm more of a FATAL guy myself
Stream delayed to actual start time because Mori was clueless as to how the event was being run
>wake up>like Connor>see Ame's merch>jump into discordwhy is she like this?
Marika's going to be a shitshow with the ccvid spreading around. It's a multi pov collab too. I hope she doesn't do another poll...
>no streamer commentary on the MK streamWho's commenting on it? Are we getting some English, or is it gonna be nip yammering the whole time?
>>15969503rhyming heresy with embarrassing is pretty gud
>>15970367So is it even worth tuning in if she can’t talk during it? Just gonna be a last place compilation
>>15970396>who's commenting on it?
>>15970396That's what I want to know. Mori actually gives pretty good commentary so I was looking forward to hearing some in english.
>>15970427takodachi, your stream title reps...
>>15970396Towa...
>>15970435>>15970465Okay, easy skip then. No disrespect to Towa, but I'm an EOP and I watch my ENs because I can actually fucking understand them. And let's face it, Mori's gameplay is not exactly gonna be a big draw. If I can't listen to My Boy, I see no reason to watch at all.
>>15970435But that can't be right...I heard Minato Aqua was taking it easy this year to focus on her upcoming concertsThere's no way she has the time to organize and commentate this entire thing herself
>>15970371> "If it were my choice, all singing would be banned if it wasn't from mouse's mouth"> Calls in during Ame's karaoke
>Practicing hard until then!She's making herself a drink isn't she?
>>15970534I'll let it slide just this once, but only because my oshi is apparently a dub-watcher
>>15970371>wake up>roll over>open phone and twitter because you're terminally online>see a tweet, press like>notice time>panic>rush to computerAnyways enough about what I did before the birthday stream started earlier, let's talk about Mori
>>15970534A-Chan will be there too, she might throw in some English
>>15970613being a dub-watcher is bad depending on which anime, if it's one like baccano then i dont see the problem
>>15970435>Towa is blocking me from listening to my Moris Towaskeks this is the last straw
>>15970662Baccano, Bebop, and Dandy are the only dubs I outright likedJoJo gets a meme pass because I enjoyed it with friends
>>15970698>TowaskeksKenzokubros...
>>15970534Honestly Mori and Ame as commentators on a stream would have been better. They're both good at it and neither seem to have any real love for mario kart.
>>15970632I heard that bitch rotated Gura.
wtf Towa...why???
No streamer commentary is only during the race right? She could still talk in between races and during the others' race.
>>15970811Gura was being an idiot tbf
>>15970698I want to club Towa over the head with a cinder block, knocking her unconscious and causing a severe concussion. When she eventually wakes up, nauseous and dizzy with vertigo, I will cut her clothes off with a pair of pruning shears while she cries and begs me to stop. After I'm done exposing her pert, nubile body lousy with cuts from my poor shearing job, I will violate her pussy and asshole with my dick and one of those huge metal police flashlights, alternating between each hole.People will worry about her; she'll have been missing for days by this point. All of her genmates will be freaking out and crying, begging for information that leads to her safe return, and they'll get it... a few weeks later. I'll dump Towa's mangled carcass off in front of a mall or an outlet store. She'll be on oxygen in a Gorilla Glue-sealed body bag. When she's finally discovered and rushed to the ER, it will be determined that though she will survive, she'll never be the same.Towa and the others will cry and demand justice. Towaskeks will be frothing-at-the-mouth for revenge. I'll just laugh whenever I see updates about her condition; the fact that I chopped off both of her tits and one of her legs. The fact that I violated her with foreign objects for so long that she's not just incontinent for life but also incapable of having children. I cut out her tongue and chopped off her eyelids so she couldn't scream or look away. And it's completely your fault, /vt/. It's your fault because you just... couldn't... stop.
>>15970729I know I just wanted to use Kek like all the underage posters. Remind me of my wasted youth forever ago
>>15970941ojisanbeat...
What if this is another jchad situation?I still don't trust her
>>15970893
>>15970998She gets one free pass for saving Mori from coof
>>15970998sorry not sorry
>>15971091"Saving" her from getting natural immunity from a mild strain that's less harmful than the common cold.Good job jchad
>>15971150Mori loves trannies more than she will ever love (You)
>>15970534This pushed me to go watch Ina's POV instead. She's actually got a chance, so it'll be a good one to watch. Mori... I love you, you dumb bitch, but even "not last" is up in the air.
>>15971192I got the jab retard. Omicron's nothing though. We've finally gotten to the point where the coof is no more dangerous than a cold. I dunno what trannies have to do with anything. it was a jap vocaloid song you retard
>>15971264Same and I'm a T3 deadbeatI love this brapper but i just wish she would do more drawing streams and get less angry about things
>>15971150You do understand if she got coof she would be barred from Japan for likely a month and would have been set back a ton of time on the big projects she has planned? I would say use your brain, but you clearly don't like to do that very much
>>15971264How does this work again? What would ina be streaming when it's group B or group C's turn?
>15971365ogey faggot, thanks for responding
>>15971392wahluigi
>>15971369If it means that she'd get to spend time with her family, set up her 2nd base and gain natural immunity then yes, it'd be worth it. She'd be better off working witj western producers too
>>15971264>Ina>he doesn't know
oh no here's here
>>15971485disownschizo....you promised you'd stop....
>The meds didn't workAnon... You promised...
>>15971570is it the guy who inserts being a T3 into every post and then replies to himself about T3's being the worst fans?
And here I thought Mori's self-destructive menhera episode would be the only thing I'd concernfag over today.....
>>15971580>>15971642I stopped... I don't think her family'a holding her back now, quite the opposite really. I think spending time with her family would help motivate her in her work. There's no point of her staying in japan anymore other than for 3D maybe
>>15971485She's obviously taking no chances with catching considering how relieved she sounded after and literally saying "blessing in disguise".
Y'all post about everyone and everything but Mori and the extended universe too much
Oh God, this falseflagging loop is not what I want while we wait for Mori. I'm going to watch Group A and hope A-Chan does English commentary
>>15971749Wow, rare TowaMori. Got any other unique pairs?
>>15971902Well this is awkward, I just tested positive for snake aids.Sorry mori...
>>15972011sorry but i'm in timeout for not posting about Mori while I post about Mori
>>15972080huh, same here actually
>>15972011I just want them to finally have their date...
>>15972179>reformatted my mori art folder months ago, making a separate directory for art featuring others>made unique folders for common pairs while lumping the rest together>w/ Watame was one of those unique folders>amount of Watamori art getting overtaken by some of the miscellaneous pairsIt wasn't supposed to be this way...
>>15972179GAD DAMM
>>15972335I won't rest until Mori has cucked the entirety of yonkisei
>>15972179>>15972335The otp is mori x deadbeats you cucks
>>15972467>doesn't freestyle for her deadbeats>does freestyle for Amegonna need some more of that copium bud
>>15972467>already used to fighting off other deadbeats to the death>now I'll have to take down other people's oshis as wellForgive me for what I must do
>>15972467I've come to accept the reality that this sheep will watch Mori stuff herself with a giant bowl of ramen and I never will
>>15972561Anon...your Fate knowledge...
>>15972561Am I a joke to you?
>>15972601>Watame was the architectbeat all along
>>15972561>streams naked in her bathtub TWICE>told her deadbeats about her surgery and family yab before her manager>told stories that none of her genmates or holomems have ever heard before to her members>made two songs referencing her deadbeatsOne of her first drawings as mori is her deadbeats>gave us members kisses in the last streamYeah, she's into me
>>15972662is embarrassingly robust
>>15972870You got a full-size of the second from the right? I'm in the market for more chuuni Moris
>>15972561https://streamable.com/i4xfnihttps://streamable.com/k1cv4lhttps://streamable.com/ycfatzhttps://streamable.com/i1ysyjhttps://streamable.com/ocbqy5
>>15970371Realistically speaking Connor is a real life friend she has a relationship with.Ame is a coworker who she sometimes talks to in Discord. We all want the Holos to be the bestest friends but thats just fairy tale shit, they even live in different timezones, this is also why she was way closer to Kiara when they lived near each other or currently with Irys.Also i'm not saying they hate each other or they don't like each other, but everyone has work "friends" and real friends. I would go to a hospital and stay all night with them for a friend but not a "work friend". Oh and this is just circumstantial because of where they live and how they interact with each other, if Ame lived in Japan i'm sure they'd be great friends and maybe even be in her circle with Connor and the other guys.
>>15973237Realistically speaking Connoris a real life boyfriend anon has a relationship with.Anon is a coworker who Connor sometimes has sex with in Discord. We all want anons to be the bestest friends but thats just fairy tale shit, they even live in different timezones, this is also why he was way closer to Garnt when they lived near each other or currently with Joey.Also i'm not saying they hate each other or they don't like each other, but everyone has work "friends" and real friends. I would go to a hospital and stay all night with them for a friend but not a "work friend". Oh and this is just circumstantial because of where they live and how they interact with each other, if Connor lived in Japan i'm sure they'd be great friends and maybe even be in anons circle with Connor and the other guys.
>>15973237This sure was a fucking thread alright
Setting up the stream earlier is a great move imo. Sasuga numbers mori. Hopefully she won't turn into a 3view during this collab
>>15973395Based
>>15973237back to your discord faggotbeat
>>15973415she will get the ccvid, it's inevitablethough youtube will give her the real CCV 1-2 days after the VOD is uploaded
>>15973395You know "relationship" doesn't mean romantically, you have a relationship with your mother you retard.
>>15973497and im calling you a faggot because youre a faggot go to reddit to talk about anitubers you love
>>15970371>Liked a tweet that was posted after the birthday stream was over before appearing on her birthday streamThat bitch stole Ame's time traveler gimmick too!
>>15973491I think all of EN already has it. Her move of setting up the stream earlier only to delay it by hours might affect it though , who knows. It could turn out to be the cure for ccvid for all we know.
>>15973237The absolute state of deadbeats
>>15973607it will only fuck with holopoi's schedule of that stream
>>15973610I think we made it pretty clear hes not in good company
>>15973563How do you cope watching Mori if me mentioning his name in a total neutral tone pisses you off so much?
>>15973641It's never been tried before. It peaked at arlund 2.5k in waiting room and is hovering 1 7k rn. Maybe the waiting room cut won't be as bad by the time the stream starts.
>>15973701easy*unzips dick**cums in your hair and on your eye*
>>15973760yup yeah, im just waiting for another cliff
>>15973237
>>15970371>Idiot timelooping Mori liking Connor's tweet gushing about IM.Holy shit this is such a stretch.
>>15973776Ah you're into cuck shit, it explains your projection.
>>15973046You know, I had the toilet rap in mind when I wrote that shitpost, but holy based>>15973042ok
Hey deadbeats, your oshi's gift was cute as hell
>>15973888the drama of mori not calling flopped very hard, so they need to do something to not look like absolute retardsthough they will still end up looking like one
>>15973955hey tourist, your oshi's muscles were cute as hell>>15973963ogey
>>15973930says the real-life cuck covered in cumyou didnt even wash it off yet, thats gross even for you
>>15973955your oshi looked more ripped and cuter than usual in her birthday teamate, have a good day
>>15973955Thanks, I'm sorry she didn't show up earlier and that everyone seems to want to talk about her instead of Ame when its Ame's birthday
>>15974010Mori will be friends with males and you can't do anything about it but role play on 4chan.
>>15973992rrat
>>15974031>saying sorry on mori's behalfThis is why she loves her twitterbeats more than you:}
>>15974187
>>15973930He'll be filtered by the next stars or ironmouse collab
>>15974157I will also be friends with malestoo bad you cant
>>15974255You would think that after over a year of Mori collabing with guys, admittedly calling guys friends and just being a normal human being all the schizo unicorns would've been filtered by now or at least moved on onto the "acceptance" step but yet here they are.My theory of cuckolding projection is the only real explanation.
>>15973701NTA but I'd say it's more you said something really dumb at the same time. And you did so while replying to bait.
>>15974494No one listened to the wise Jap: Don't grow a horn for Kari.
>>15974494>>15973930nta but why are you guys so obsessed with talking about cucks?
>>15970371based mori supporting both ironmouse and ame at the same time
>>15974494I agree. You don't sound like a newfag but then again there's this >>15974518No need to reply. Save your energy on your reps.
I'm glad I overslept along with Mori.I actually thought I was late for Mariokart commentary.Also analyzing the situation. Why is someone sperging about Connor gushing about Ironmouse's singing? Isn't that supposed to be a good thing since that illustrates that the guy is Crazy in-love with the Metal Rat?
>everyone gets flavor text with their intro cardCuuute
Calliope "Never Last Place" Mori at your service!!
>>15974609Its the only think i can honestly come up to explain hating males but still watching Mori who openly talks about her male friends.The anon immediately got hostile to a neutral mention of one guy. Mori interacts with anyone all the time, does the anon have a shit fit every time? After a year of watching Mori? I know, i know saying "cuck hurr" is just bait but what other option is there?
Why are they still saying akeome. It's been days....
ahhh fucked up the screencap. Hope they show those again
I'm still slightly disappointed by Mori. I wouldn't be if I didn't see her using twitter at 4am
>>15974786because someone in global was trying to push the rrat that she liked the tweet before showing up to Ame's karaoke which isn't even possible since it was posted after she called in
>>15974954if thats all you can come up with you either have something wrong with you or you're too new to realize the TT guys are genuinely despised pre-Mori, most anons dont want to hear about em, especially after the last Mori episode, that was embarrassing
>>15975087Schizos chasing the dopamine hit of a fresh rrat and getting hungry for more after it flops. Many such cases!
>>15975119I don't like them, but i don't get angry by just seeing their names or seeing/hearing Mori interact with them i'm not a fucking child.
>>15975119Some of those same people that "don't want to hear about em" are the ones bringing them up nonstop as if it's a strike against Mori.
>>15975119they're only despised because 2 of them were /here/ and Connor looks like a "threat" to their masculinity
>>15975119Nta but what was embarassing about it?I hate those guys too but I tolerated that shitshow just for her and it was okay?
Just stop fucking talking about them already, jesus christ
>>15975462TT TT TT TT TT TT TT TT TT TT TT TT TT TT TT TT TT TT TT TT TT TT TT TT TT TT TT TT TT TT TT TT TT TT TT TT TT TT TT TT TT TT TT TT TT TT TT TT TT TT TT TT TT TT TT TT TT TT TT TT
>>15975462No one here watches streams anon. I'm only here for mori and numbers
>>15975348It kinda is. They are cancer upon this hobby.
>>15975436a few deadbeats pointed how how some of the questions were super slanted and baitey I thought it was bad because they kept talking over her (and werent even funny or entertaining while doing it)
>>15975525I think you're watching the wrong chuuba, numberschama.
>>15975531Ogey
>>15975348yeah there was a schizo in global earlier, its likely he was posting here too
>can't stand hologg>don't want to timeloop over 2020 yabsit's a rough day to be a /here/beat
Ame and Mori were /here/. both of them wanted to troll 4chan. They made 2 plans for the totsu: PLAN B if Mori overslept again.
>>15975787>Mori>planning aheadBreh...
>>15975616Dumbass, mori was one of the very first few chuubas to use polls to test out the bug. She's a numberfag as she should be. Being a numberfag is just one way of showing that you care about your job
>>15975539It was objectively poorly executed. They invited a musician/streamer on as a guest and didn't mention a single one of her songs
>>15975787Played like a god damn fiddle by these bitches!
>>15975119at this point im more tired of the fags here mentioning them rather than mori, because at least she does it fast but /here/ it derails the fucking thread, not to mention that they were kind of involved in the absolute shitshow that were the christmas catastrophe threads, Basically they became the replacement of ch*rlie in terms of living rent free inside the head of retards
>>15976160people here have been pretty good at not letting it derail threads while she's streaming.Its afterwards thats the real issue
>>15976160I think you legit need meeds anon. Some xans maybe. It's easy to ignore shit like that anon. Do you have nothing else in your life that you base your happiness on what people post on this board?
>>15975819by "They", I meant Ame>>15976160>CharlieThe shitters just realized that Charlie is a married man. I mean, realistically If these idiots knew better, then Rapbit would be the replacement, because Mori literally jumped into the venue, announced the last-minute.
>>15976274I think you're off your meds. You're lettimg shitposters live rent free in your head. Stop playing victim
>>15976369I wonder if Mori ever watched SZS
>>15975910>marathons cult JRPGs for weeks at a time>playing the same game every week or so for 5 months>literally said she doesn't care about numbers anymore>"nah bro she's a numberfag, don't you see? She tested the yt bug that's majorly affecting her coworkers. It's all she can think about"
>>15976369They'll never know better because they only ever have surface level shitposting knowledge and don't actually follow and enjoy the things she's into
>>15976448The implication is that Mori numberfags for her friends.Her concern was more for HoloX's numbers because she saw them plummet.
>>159763691. Charlie isn't married, he has a girlfriend though2. It's offtopic stop shitting up the thread3. Mori has lots of friends including that circle, she's never going to stop becoming friends with them just because of people here4. You can still like someone and hate / don't care about the people around them.
>>15976424gonna assume that was meant for the guy above me
>>15976478pretty much. They don't even know that the guy is pretty prevalent with her, pre-pandemic.
When was the last time we reached 600 replies during dead hours?
>>15976649T-thanks Ame...
>>15976649>dead hours>biggest holo event so far this yearYou're the only thing dead here deadbeat
>>15976649just realize that /hlgg/ is /ameg/. You'll notice that anyone that slights Ame is going to get shitted on. Now Imagine if Gura was the one who missed?
Mori spotted in irys' chat
Finally, after all this time, I am the last Deadbeat. Mori is mine! Only schizos remain!
>irys streaming with commentaryJchaaaaaaaaaddddd
>>15977272try again next year
>all the hologirls streaming with commentaryFuck you jchaaaaaad
>>15977272>>15977332Oh no you don't
>>15977320>>15977412Ya I was just going to complain about this
>>15977320>>15977412Mori was originally gonna commentate the other races, like what Towa is doing. That's what I figured based on what she said anyway
>>15977272Nice try, but she's mine.
Mori should've just asked to not race, but be a commentator team with another JP not interested in racing.
>>15977446it's this, though that's still dumb as there should be an english commentator
>>15977446She worded it weirdly then, this dork kek.And to think I was about to do a hate cum tribute for jchad
>>15977604If she wasn't interested in racing, she wouldn't be racing, anon.
>>15977604Mori + Haachama commentators woulda been greatbut that would pull viewers from Towa who organized the whole thing so it kinda makes sense
>>15977604That would have been nice, but I think would have caused a chain reaction, there see, to be a ton of holos who don't actually want to do this and I think even letting on leave would basically killed of a whole race group.
The gambler in me wishes that there's some way we could gamble on this How come there hasn't been a shady sports betting site for vtubers yet?
>>15977715It would be nice to have at least one english commentator though.
>>15978028>he doesn't know
>>15978033just turn on subtitles bro
>>15978028There were a few but Cover hired a couple of "independent contractors" to keep 'em working their side of the street
IRySoFast!
>>15979414That was clean.
moomay...
>>15979494it wasn't enough...
>>15979682She choked too hard on rainbow road...
LET'S CHEER ON OUR BONEBRO IKUZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>kanata made itI'm so proud of my hardworking tenshi
Poor Moomers...
So does Mori want to be in the zako cup or does she just want to be done?
>>15979796I'm backing the queen of numbers
>>15980108She wants to be done; so she'll probably aim for the middle pack. accidentally winning at least one race.
>>15980108She was pretty hyped about Zako
I haven't played this iteration. Is there a reason these boneheads keep holding onto their red shells for interminable periods of time until they inevitably get stolen or broken? In DS, I always spammed that shit soon as I got one.
Pekora talking to Gura-chan was really cute
>>15980688Shells in the back protects you from other shells. It's been a thing from the very early games
>>15980897Yeah, that's why I've held onto green shells. But reds are too good on offense to hold onto. And it's not like she was sitting in the top 3 when she got it.
>>15976369The Charlie rrat is dumb as hell, but the man has cheated on his girlfriend before.
>>15980937Zakocupbeat... you don't get the meta
Damn, Shark is actually doing great! LET'S GO SHARKY
>DON'T GET IT TWISTED!THEYARE
I wonder if JK after is still the plan? Seems unlikely with her probably waiting until MK is completely done