/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>15927268
You can ask more from her, you know. The loosest girl in myth

i think she's the one that needs a supportive friend, someone in her corner who has her back and bugs her about having a normal sleep schedule, someone to listen and accept everything
not just colleagues and definitely not simps
a true friend

Nah she's a bad person because she collabed with someone I don't like. Sorry, thems the breaks.

>>15927268
this is why Calli is the best girl

>>15928213
She had Kiara though... I miss the two of them living at Japan

>>15927268
If only OP looked at her old twitter stuff.

>>15931581
>young people post shit on the internet they regret later
Huh. Never heard of that before. Is that a thing?

>>15927268

>>15931900
If this is her saying nwords then she is based. Friends around which you can untie your tongue are priceless.

>>15927268
Why would you want a friend that only gives you 5% of her attention?

>>15932099
If season 2 Mori is 5% then holy shit

>>15932239
Mori would use 6% of her power, but that would make her surpass Gura in subs and viewers, and she doesn't want to mog her friend like that. Mori is so based.

>>15932239
Mori could use 6% of her power, but she knows that will make her surpass Gura in subs and viewers, and she doesn't want to mog her friend like that. Mori is so based.

daddy

>>15927268
she's so cool

>>15927268

and what did she get befriend with you?

>>15928418
This, but unironically.

>>15932530
Same she gets from befriending Ollie.

>>15931581
specifics please

>>15932530
I like ttrpgs and am willing to play/run random systems.

>>15932096
I want to tie my tongue with Mori's...

>>15932530
im a male nurse. inb4 "faggot"

>>15936248
nah I'm gonna say based

>insults your work and career behind your back with her drink fuckbuddy
Yeah what a good friend

I'd unironically rather be friends with Ame.

>>15936248
It's a respectable profession

>>15932530
Friendship isn't transactional.

>>15927268
>wanting a friend who is like a boy

eww

>>15937263
Ame would make a great friend because she is funny and quirky, but as girlfriend she would probably be such a pain in the ass

>>15932239
Mori is basically the Frieza of chuubas. Under her polite and wordy facade she hides an ambitious, power hungry and sadistic personality. She doesn't show her true power because her pride would be tainted if she actually went into full serious mode, until someone worthy enough appears we are only going to see just a fraction of her true power

>>15941243
Mori, stop shitposting on the 'chans, you drunk bitch!

>>15941294
No. :}

>>15927268
ogey

>>15927268
You will never be friends
The sooner you accept that, the better

>>15944762
>a friend LIKE Mori
Learn to read nijinigger

Just go back to sleep Maurice

>>15937218
proof?

>>15927268
I feel it, in fact I feel that way towards a bunch of the Vtubers I watch.
They're not a girlfriend surrogate for me, they're close friends surrogate, and this just might be the saddest thing I've ever typed out.

>>15941243
So deep down she is worse than Kiara

>>15947063
God I feel this on a deeply intimate level. You just summed up my relationship with my oshi's better than my brain ever has

>>15927268
Kiara tried to be that but all she got was the cold shoulder, she deserves to die miserable and alone

>>15947580
Kiara is a try hard

>>15936248
I hope you get enough sleep and income for doing the job that needs to be done.

>>15947063
this is a much more normal parasocial interaction than thinking theyre your gf. so actually its less schizo, and less sad, on balance
there's a reason 4chan has called shit like podcasts and youtube shows like rlm "friend simulators" for years

>>15936248
You're not getting any shit from me, king.
You're getting plenty of that at your job, figuratively as well as literally.
I don't know how you can stomach it but you're a champ for doing so.

>>15927268
I knew some chicks similar to Mori in high school, they were pretty annoying and gross, I didn't want anything to do with them

>>15948759
And look where you are now.

>>15936248
Why would you go and do something silly like that?

>>15932530
im an army soldier who got shot in the arm by a kid with an ak

>>15948759
People change a lot from high school.
I'd bet my thumb high school Mori was roughly the same except 10 times as annoying and 10 times less charming.
In fact, a lot of the people I'm fond of now were some variety of annoying or uncharismatic in high school.

>>15941113
>He doesn't want a female friend who treats you like a bro
Anon, it's not the board's fault you suck at social relationships

>>15949511
RNs make a fuck ton of money but are put in stressful situations

>>15950080
being a real nigga is tough can confirm

>>15936385
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>>15949511
please stop giving me so much credit, I was deadass grabbing a black mans cock helping him put it into the piss bottle

You want a friend that will use you to push her own career. Well, whatever floats your boat, buddy, I don't support whores a s prerogative.

>>15950080
Not sure where you're from, but nurses don't make very much where I'm from.

>>15950631
Hey man, somebodys gotta be the negro wang coordinator. Take pride in your work. Without you imagine how much jogger piss would be on the floor?

>>15946952
Watch Connor streams. They suck but he mentioned several times that he goes for drinks with Mori. Also everytime he badtalked vtubers in his streams he mentions certain friend that share his point of view

This thread aged in a really special way

>>15927268
>doesnt call in at her genmate’s birthday stream

this aged like fine wine, Ame constantly talking about friendship, friends and showing up just makes it much sweeter

>>15927268
Holy fucking kek

>>15960801
I’ve seen one video of him saying they’ve hung out before so calling bs

Reminder that Mori is the real GFE of Holo EN, it's why her fans are the worst

>>15927268
Nigger tranny lover whore. She only came to Hololive to cash-in on you retards. Absolutely disgusting.

>>15927268
Did you really make this thread expecting her not to call in? This is another level of shitposting.

>>15927268
Turns out all that OP wrotes are the things she wanted Calli to become

The American culture is centered around niggers. They have holidays for niggers. They killed hundreds of thousands of white men to free niggers. They listen to nigger music. They elect a nigger as their president. They dress and act like niggers. They draw the entirety of their modern culture from niggers. They post sassy gifs about niggers. They watch sportsball in worship of niggers. Their biggest event of the year involves throwing parties in honor of niggers playing sports. They use nigger slang like "bruh" and "thot". When you say "Martin Luther" they're not thinking of the father of protestantism. They're thinking of the nigger. Their cities are completely overrun with niggers. They worship their ZOGbot police force disproportionately filled with niggers and their global police force of soldiers filled with niggers. Their men sit around watching nigger ball while their women sit around watching nigger talk shows. They worship niggers like Muhammad Ali and Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson and the late Mike Tyson while attacking the whites who actually built their country before niggers took over. Their movies are filled with niggers and their music charts are topped by niggers. They send niggers to the Olympics and celebrate when the niggers win because those niggers are true red blooded american niggers. They watch nigger porn to a point where "BBC" does not make them think of an international media company but about nigger penises instead. They will tell you how much they hate niggers and how the mutt's law meme is a stale joke and they are just pretending to love niggers but the evidence speaks for itself in that America has always been and will be a nation of nigger loving niggers

What's the excuse?

FUCKING KEK

>>15927268
She thinks the whole thing is retarded but puts up with it because it's padding her music career.

>>15927268
What the fuck is a man of your shitposting caliber doing on /vt/

>>15927268
Please understand Mori is prepping for Mario Kart.

>>15964845
I'm 100% sure when she gets enough music connections, better at singing and more fame she is gonna graduate.

kinda like flithy frank/joji in a way.

>>15965231
She admited to it so yeah. I find it kinda funny, every corporate chuuba is like: ''ima get clout then gtfo'' they never think about massively exploding and doing shit while in the company, just a :''get as much as you can then dip''.

>>15965705
Link? I'd love to hear it and I want to be proven that this isn't just some shitty rrat peddling.

>>15965705
Mori can’t go solo. No one cares if she’s not an anime girl, not talented enough or good looking to push to the spotlight

>>15936248
All my respects to you for doing this honorable job, anon.

>>15936248
Stay safe anon, and if you see someone pass away please hold their hands, is all they want.

>>15927268
it's an act retard.

>>15950631

Nah man that's fine. Your oshi has done the same thing a lot too.

Deadbeats strong!

>>15976722
Anon, your cuckposting reps...
She is into asian men

Did she call Ame or not?

>>15941113
>doesn't like tomboys
Fact: you are gay.

>>15947063
yup, it's exactly the same for me.

>>15936385
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>>15948487
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>>15966400

>>15941113
>He doesn't want the tomboy
What a waste of brain matter and calories I am witnessing in your post

>>15931581
>If only OP looked at her old twitter stuff.
People change, for better or worse but they do, never understood the attitude of:
>"Someone said this 7 years ago"
>"They therefore are still exactly like this"
>"Clearly they have not matured or gotten worse"
>"so without any more info except old posts let's ruin their lives"
>"FOREVER"
>"Unless they migrate or something to somewhere we can't get them fucked through socials"
>"Because the locals there wouldn't understand or care about our Internet rage"
I understand applying this to unironical serial threats like massive pedos or worse but to young adults?, or even rehab/now properly matured individuals?, what the fuck?!?!?!

>>15927268
Women are shitty friends though

>>16000491
Then, the question is...
>Would Calli be a shitty friend though?

>>16001621
Her actress is female, so yes. Unless you're talking about the character of Calli, which raises the question to what extent she and her actress are distinct "people".

>>16001747
>to what extent she and her actress are distinct "people".
Hm... Yes, you got a good point there, I had not thinked about it before, I suppose the times when she breaks character/gets emotional are one of the few moments we can more or less grasp and decode strings of herself.
I still believe on her "I wanted to be a small cute tomboy!" bit tho, that sounded too legit, and Calli is not professional actor so we can't rule that as an act, felt too genuine, no unnecessary tears or sobbing, she just felt comfortable enough to tell a truth.
>Everything could be fake
I still like her character tho.

>>16001621
women are good friends, and are kinder than men.
please stop hating women guys i promise it's worth it

Take your pill, she is playing a role

>>16002966
>women are good friends, and are kinder than men.
lol

>>16002966
Embarrassing. I hope for your sake that you're young.

>>15927268
>I want a friend like her
I had a friend like her, long haired but tomboy AF and kind of a soft bully, but she ended up losing several male family members in a row and fairly quick which killed her "tomboy balance" and drived her deep into the man attitude territory (I guess she was trying to compensate), my younger stupid self didn't even try to comfort her even though we used to be kinda close back then, now she 100% dresses like a man and only dates women and fools with men.
>Sounds like a terrible end for a cute tomboy
It could have been worse tho, that's for sure, at some point she was about to become some gangbanger's girl but thankfully she turned tail back into her family, a week or two before the guy got banged by a rival gang.

>>16002966
I don't hate women, I only like tomboys (like Calli), there's a difference.

>>15927268
>tomboyish personality
Thats all I need to hear.

>>15927268
>I don't want to be horny anymore. I just want to be happy.
You don't want a "Calli" to be your friend, you want one so you can coherce her into being your GF/Wife, you are still thinking with the horny in mind.

>>15960801
>Also everytime he badtalked vtubers in his streams he mentions certain friend that share his point of view
Doubt it, unless Mori's secretly trash talking and fooling Milky Queen too this sounds too fucking devious, too much for her dorky ass to pull off this far without screwing up or slipping.

>>15963660
Go back to your village

>>15963660
>t. SEA.

>>16001747
Psycho

>>16000039
>never understood the attitude of
People want to attack you
This is an angle they can attack from
If its even in the ballpark of non-hyper-commie-liberalism (aka saying my nigga) then you're fucked.

Its that simple.
The CEO of mozilla firefox a few years back had to resign because literally a decade ago he personally (not with company money or support) donated to a pro-family (anti gay) Christian charity.

>>15950631
That should say more about your country and its "people" and less about your job.

>>15950631
Nah, you get the pass, regular healthcare workers are alright, fuck your insensitive corporate bosses tho.

>>15927736
>The loosest girl in myth
Doubt

>>16002966
RUMAAOOOOOOOO

>>16003577
>a week or two before the guy got banged by a rival gang.
what kind of late night dorama is that, lol?

>>15927268
Yeah or treating Kiara like shit. So supportive, much good friend.

>>15927268
Yeah she seems like the type of friend that would be great to be with anytime. She'd hype you up, chill out with you anywhere, and would even give you head to give you a confidence boost to go snag up a gf!

>>15941243
Mori you chuuni fuck

>>15960801
so no proof, got it

>>16002966
This has to be bait, I hang out with a few women and it's fine and all, but men will always be better to you

>>16005890
Being facetious? Anon people do this as naturally as they breathe. Mori is self admittedly a terrible friend too.

>>16019647
thats because you love dick anon