/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Post them lads.

I still love gura even though she looks like a child

I love Gawr

I want to kiss her cute and soft little feets!

>>15879669
I made this post

I'm in love with Gura!

I'm going to sleep wake me up when Gura is streaming

Gura cute Gawr cute

Gurass

>>15879553
You don't have to sexualize her if you don't want to, it makes you a faggot, but a good kind of faggot that likes gura.

>>15879260
Sharkpit zone

>>15879874
>not setting gura-wake_up.mp3 as his alarm.
ngmi

>>15879916

>>15880142
A flat chest is best for optimal access to sharkpits.

Sniff the shark

Wwyd?

>>15879260
>>15879916
>>15880142
>>15880185

am I doing it right?

>>15880582
Demand where she hid the diamonds

>>15880728
Close enough

>>15880582
Endurance breeding 600h.

Gura.. why didn't you save your wife?

>>15881148
What happened to Shion?

>>15881319
She committed suicide

>>15881371
F

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>15881148
after their collab, Gura found out that Shion has several wives and stopped contacting her

Can anyone share some good gura's to use for discord server emotes?

>>15881319
>What happened to Shion?

>>15881691
Fuck off and kill yourself discordfag

>>15881692
oh, that's sad. i hope she'll be okay.

>>15881691
Go back.

>>15881692
All because Gura didn't feature her ebi on the stream

>>15879229
Do we have a name for Fuana~Gura pairing?
We have AmeSame, SameTori, BoneBros. Gura collab with Fauna very often that I feel like there should be one already.

>>15881731
>>15881711
but i want to piss off my irl friends just like this

>>15881692
with a break that long, you'd think 6 of her dogs died

>>15881692
fuck :(

>>15881692
https://twitter.com/murasakishionch/status/1478678366786306050
Well shit, i guess we'll see Gura acting weird in the future.

>>15881692
=*(
Take care of yourself Shion.
It sad to know that if Gura was stressed and needed to take a break she would just not tell anyone and kill herself.

>>15881692
>second half of the year
I suppose if you want to lower expectations, but six months off stream seems like a really long time. I assume there's a physical situation causing her stress more than just general mental health issues.

My heart goes out to Gura's wife

>>15881787
>It sad to know that if Gura was stressed and needed to take a break she would just not tell anyone and kill herself.
No, I'm glad she is so honorable.

>>15881811
Seppuku Gura

Did shion finally get assaulted by a schizofan?

>>15881804
twitter's translation says "second half of this month" contrary to the screenshot but i can't read the original.

>>15881847
Yea Gura

>>15881900
that would make more sense, considering the year has only just started.

She is taking a break for 2 or 3 weeks until later in january not in January.

Don't believe a shitty translation without checking it chumbuds.

>>15881951(me)
Not 6 month*

>>15881951(me)
>>15882002(me)
I forgot to mention, I am a homosexual

>>15881804
>>15881900
>>15881951
cheers "actually able to read"buds, makes me feel much better. Dumb kids working too long, not taking a break, getting burned out, and then taking a long break is a lot less concerning since I just got back from doing the exact same thing.

>>15881951 me
>>15882002 me
>>15882099 me
I hope someone does a full length me!me!me! video of Gura shaking her little ass.

Good morning, I love Gura

Damn, you guys are retarded

brat corrected.

>>15881758
>Do we have a name for Fuana~Gura pairing?
CereSame (my favorite)
GawrFau
Faunawr
Gurana

>>15881758
>>15882214
No and lets keep it that way. Dont need to start baiting more and more ship fags to show up.

>>15882214
Fawr Gures

>>15882352
this was just too perfect
the god of comedic timing really is on guras side

>>15882138
Had me worried for a bit too. Taking part of the month off is one thing but if she planned half a year off then you know things were bad. Hopefully Gura's wife is doing better soon

>>15882352
She wasn't trying to pet the dog, she knew what she was doing, she wanted to kick it, then when it died she worried what people would think of her kicking a dog to death on stream. At no point did anyone tell her she could pet animals, and this dog had just been attacking her, she wanted it dead.

>>15882352
She could have stopped that car but she chose not to.

>>15882550
It was too incredible to stop.

what "offensive" youtube videos do you think gura watches?

>>15882948
JonTron

>>15881692
I hope gura is taking care of her...

>>15879123
>>15879123
>>15879123
>>15879123

I want gura to come into a dark room where i am tied up naked kidnapped. Where she would get curious about the male body and proceed to touch me all over the place especially playing with my testicles for a long time. After that she would torture me to death shouting how gross the blood and gore is.

lol

>>15882948
Videos of me cumming on pictures of her.

>>15883069
i feel like you could've put more effort into this

timestamp for Gura dropping her milkshake?

>>15881692
I hope she does okay. Depression is really hard to struggle with.

https://youtu.be/QEdgt2w50Kg?t=8m21s
Just to clarify, Mori never says the big announcement is on Gura’s channel, just that it’s tomorrow (for her) or tonight (for USA). It might not be related to Gura but the ! on her schedule is definitely interesting. Mori already said it’s not 3D

>>15883156
Comments

>>15883175
song date

>>15883175
Maybe Gura will reveal something to members tonight

>>15883272
are you from the future?

>>15883175
Shit merch

>>15883272
she is going to reveal her naked body to me

>>15881804
It must have been pretty serious considering any lengthy break would result in a huge drop in regular viewers.

>>15883301
Don’t think Mori has ever been excited for merch except OMOCAT stuff. She seems pretty excited for this

>>15883175
Q release date? I thought would be on Mori channel this time

>>15883215
>>15883156
https://youtu.be/MLGVvZWWQsk?t=6351
When things are posted in the thread, more people than the person who originally asked can watch it, making the thread better.

SHARK PISSY CUNNY

>>15883627
glug glug glug

>>15883272
Please, deliver.

>>15883627
UOOOOH

>>15879950
who here /ALARM_02/?

Dino belly
Dino belly

>>15883807
alarm 3 superiority

>>15882214
Gauna

>>15883832
boy what in sam hill

>>15883928
love samegaki

>>15883627
Promotions!

>>15883807
>>15883832
I use 2, 3, then 4 in that order because I'm bad at waking up in the morning and really like hearing my sharkwife when I do

>>15883175
HoloEN will just announce HomoStar EN

>>15883970
based police have been dispatched

>Gura says the F word
>penis gets erect
What causes this?

>>15884469
Lust.

https://streamable.com/poxv04

>>15884547
clumsy guda

>>15884469
>Gura says she loves me
>penis gets erect
What causes this?

>>15884654
Love.

NOOT NOOT

>Gura acts like a child
>Penis gets erect
What causes this?

>>15884960
Dino Gura cute!

I was to chase Gura around the living room trying to pull her pants down and put my tongue in her butt.

>>15885000
mental illness

>>15885000
Sophistication.

>>15885000
high testosterone

>>15884654
>Gura exists
>penis gets erect
What causes this?

I drove my pops from one end of the city to the other during Gura's police chase today. What luck(?) Else I would be fucking frustrated watching it and phase in and out of consciousness while watching the stream. As frustrated as the one flubbing the getaway herself

>>15885075
Based and same desu

>>15885059

>>15885159
Gura

>>15884547
Everything she tries to eat ends up on the floor... I'll just have to feed her

>>15885135
I was told by a urologist that i have abnormally high levels of testosterone. Should i be worried.

>>15882520
Take your meds.

>>15885326
no, you should lift and/or participate in combat sports

Imagine how much laundry she had piled up to need to do laundry two days in a row. Stinky clothes and discarded towels all over the room.

>>15885326
Having high T is normal for Chumchads

>>15885373
>all that cottagecore clothing that smells like her

>>15885373
Gura’s scent... Gura’s pheromones...
T w T

Test

>>15885373
harder than diamonds

Is gura dead?

You guys know that Gura doesn't appreciate any of you or any of the other members of hololive and basically takes all her success for granted despite being based on 99% luck right?

>>15885481
Yes.

>>15885489
yes and i love her for it

>>15885481
nyo

>>15885373

>>15885489
Hi 2view whore

>>15885489
SHE DIDN’T DESERVE IT
SHE GOT LUCKY

>>15885481
...

>>15885535
She literally did though

>>15885535
>A FUCKING ELF

Is alarm 2 GFE?

>>15885555
I don't like those quads

>>15883406
>2:24:43
loved this whole stupid sequence at the end

>>15885572
Yes. Gura knows what Goslings want.

>>15885561
Cope 2view tranny. Gura is popular because she is extremely cute and has a lovely personality. She deserves every last bit of success.

>>15885678
There are hundreds of chuubas cuter than her and with a better personality. The reason she gets the numbers instead of them has nothing to do with those factors.

Don't take the bait.

>>15885706
will you ever stop being obsessed? is gura all you think about the whole day? does it torment yout that you will never be as beloved and successful as her? You poor soul.

Gura was better when she acted cute, nowadays her jaded personality really turns me off.

>>15885706
>There are hundreds of chuubas cuter than her and with a better personality
Maybe, but you're not one of them.

>>15885752
He just samefagging

>>15885783
All the cursing sucks too. Just gotta accept that SHE never left and will slip out more as time goes on.

>he doesn't even try

>>15885782
Not my fault her content gets pushed in my face every day due to Youtube's bullshit favoritism

>>15885783
>>15885824
Stop replying to yourself

the obvious samefagging makes it only more pathetic

It's fun seeing them have nothing to shitpost so they fall back on the same retarded bait

>>15885811
GIMME GIMME

>>15885824
Tbh I haven't watched her in a while but was surprised when she cursed so much in her GTA stream. Is she always like that now or she just ramps it up in GTA because it's that kind of game?

>>15885783
I like that she's still energetic and cutesy despite being more blunt now. That said, if she were to devolve into acting like Ame does I would probably stop watching her, but I don't think that's going to happen

>>15885853
I just wish she was as cute as she was before. Feels like I'm just watching some jaded zoomer now instead of a cute anime shark.

>>15885851
I think its great that you are constantly reminded by youtube that you will forever be an irrelevant, bitter cunt while others have the success you never will achieve. :)

>>15885887
She likes playing GTA so I think she relaxes more. She's not censoring much in the game too, so take that as you will.

>>15885911
you can always stop watching faggot

I really like bratty Gura

This lazy fuck don't even stream nowadays, she is wasting the opportunity of hololive. Why don't she give it to people with more talente?

>>15885911
you are insignificant and nobody cares about you

Pathetic.

>he still doesn't even try

I think the 2view whore is also larping as the ESL faggot

>>15885887
She swears when facing the slightest adversity in games now, sadly it seems that swearing is just engrained in her vocabulary. She never actually changed in that sense. It's a bummer as I find it ugly and unappealing.

>>15885973
Yes I aggre there are way more talented vtuber out there

>>15885973
this, I've been streaming shocking my nips with a car battery and jumper cables for MONTHS now and I don't get nearly the viewers gura does, shit hurts bros she doesn't deserve it

>>15885974
I may only be one person but I'm sure there are others that feel the same. Even her chat seemed to be taken back by how vulgar and shitty she was during the DBD stream.

>>15886014
I like streams being natural instead of pretending to be someone they are not. People like you disgust me.

Kek.
How far they've fallen.

>>15886049
Proof?

What do you think of this image?

>>15886049
Yes I think this anon is correct

>>15886049
oh yeah, you are part of the 0,1 %
feeling special already, cunt?

>>15886121
Walking hands overpower hands apparently.

Can I have your meds chumbuds?

>>15886049
t.hreadreader

I see it's this time of the day again and it's the same people as well lol how miserable can you get to get a kick out of shiposting, baiting and larping in a thread about a vtubing anime shark

I love Gura and no anti will ever change that. I will always be there for her if he wants me to.

>>15886121
Sadness.

>>15886049
Yes you are not the only one you are correct

>>15886224
But shion looks happy

>>15886207
You’ll have to change that because I WILL be the final chumbie

>>15885917
Anyone could have done what Gura did, had they been placed in the same position as her in the same time.

>>15886257
Not anymore.

>>15886049
Deal with it.

>>15886124
>>15886228
>>15886049
At least try and pretend to be different posters

¡A!

remember when Gura cussed out Mori

What will you do when Gura finally takes her “mental health” break?

>>15886293
keep telling yourself that and stay miserable

>>15886312
¡Ah!*

>>15886321
Pray really hard.

I'm now goncerned shion will do a flip

>>15886321
Wait patiently and hope every day that she feels better

>>15886321
A third of the fanbase will kill themselves.

>>15886293
There where 4 others in her position at the same time but they did not achieve what she did. How do you explain that?

>>15886321
Concern.

I ship Gura & Shion

>>15886293
And yet she is the only Holo that is a complete outlier. She’s going to soon be the only vtuber with 4M subs. Every other EN was in the exact same position as her in September, and while they are doing fantastic, they aren’t extreme outliers

>>15886379
yeah, me

>>15886293
>Anyone could have just gotten lucky multiple times.
Gura knows how to play into the youtube algorithms 1000 times more than you 2view

>>15886321
GURA IS FUCKING DEAD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

>>15886321
i will wait for her and wish her well

>>15886388
Gura had the meme loli avatar. If she hadn't been there it probably would have been Calli though, but I actually have a lot of respect for Calli as a hardworking content creator so if anything she would have deserved it much more than Gura did who literally just lucked out with a loli avatar and memes

>>15886166

>>15886437
Oh it’s the loli cope again

>>15886437
don't drag mori down with you you doucher

Post your channel, 2view. Let us see if you're truly better.

>>15886379
More like 40%.

>>15886321
Drop her for being a lazy whore.

>>15886547
you call her a "lazy whore" every day that she doesn't stream

>>15886453
Thanks, have some feet

>>15886437
There are many loli avatars out there but Gura is the only one who achieved this kind of success. It is one thing having a cute avatar and another thing to actually draw people in while using the avatar. Also it totally is Guras own achievement that she went viral with a meme she created. Also way more people got into her because of her great singing talent which she also showed in the same debut stream. You are deluded beyond belief if you seriously think just anyone could have done what Gura did. But that is just how you cope every single day and its really pathetic from your side. You sound like a very sore loser.

>>15886536
Good, all the more to make me the last chumbud

>>15886437
>lucked out with a loli avatar
Wait, is Ina not considered loli? Baby face, flat chest, average height of a 13yo girl?

>>15886592
rick santorum shows up at my house literally every single day for me to suck his dick, gura has no excuse. same guy btw

>>15886201
>Shitposting and samefagging on /vt/ all day long
Your fans must be so proud of you, but I wonder you have any though.

Gura should stop streaming and become my wife. Simple as.

>>15886708
I made this post.

>>15886547
based and same

>>15886623
Even Mumei sings better than Gura, let alone actual talented singing vtubers like pic related that don't get a fraction of what Gura gets

>>15886379
Thank god, a cull really needs to happen.

>>15886049
definitely not the only one, that stream sucked

>>15886753
AHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>15886714
>>15886708
these are my posts

>>15886809
Enna is a better singer than Gura and only a deluded holobrony could say otherwise

>>15886753
It does not matter if there are others that sing better than Gura. The fact is that many people where captivated by Guras singing talent when she debuted. Her singing Ride on Time did not go viral for nothing.

I'm excited for more of these two
https://youtu.be/q5ctC_sWU4g?t=7690

>>15886830
lolu, tribalfagging to get people to stop laughing at you now huh

>>15886753
Don't bring mumei into your shitposting, she is second to gura.

>>15886830
I mean I can sing better than gura too, there are much more talented vtuber outside hololive.

>>15886753
>>15886830
go back to your 2view whore thread, nijinigger

>>15886914
link your channel, whore

>>15886914
The absolute state of the seething 2view

>>15886914
post a clip then

>>15886879
green lamy love

>>15886753
lol Mumei is not even that good. The one and only EN that is objectively better than Gura is IRyS. At least from a technical standpoint. But Gura also has a special, cute and soothing voice that makes many songs have a certain emotional impact when she sings them. IRyS sounds like every standard good singer out there. She is good but nothing special beyond that.

>>15886644
>average height of a 13yo girl?
Ina model is actually taller then most than most Holomembers, she like a few cm shorter than Kiara and certainly bigger then both Ame & Gura.

>>15887078
Moona is better than Gura imo, though less consistent (partially because she doesn't really tryhard her karaokes and does dumb shit like eating fried chicken in the middle of singing though)

>>15887133
Okay, doesn't make what I said wrong, ESLchama

and now the Moona faggot is also back
its a come together of shitposters

Stop letting antis bait you into talking shit about other holos. Unity.

>>15887139
Moona is great at powerful songs but her softer songs aren't nearly as good as Gura's, but that's normal. Not every singer is going to be good at everything.

>>15887133
Ina is actually one of the tallest if you count her tentacles

>>15886933
>>15887023
>>15887043
I won't cause I know chumfucks will have bias against me. My fans and I know I have much more talente than that lazy lucky bitch is more than enough.

>>15886830
Literal who.

>>15887211
me btw, I posted this

>2view spends more time thinking about and shitposting about Gura than streaming
>Gura is a lazy bitch
You can't make this shit up

>>15886753
>>15886830
I get chills when I hear Gura sing, especially slow songs, meanwhile this does nothing for me. I can appreciate she has technical ability, but you can find people who have decent voices like that anywhere, you don't get far by having just a good singing voice, Gura's voice is something special in general, and the fact she can sing with it has enchanted millions of people, comparing her voice to other people and going "look! gura isn't as good" makes zero sense, because if her voice wasn't special, people wouldn't be so obsessed with it.

>>15887211
lol

>>15887261
I'm convinced it's just a larp

>>15887211
You don't have to link your channel to post a voice clip of you BTFO Gura's singing

>>15887297
I agree I don't think they're actually a 2view at all. Just a typical threadshitter looking for replies.

>>15887297
the one fag pretending to be ESL definitely is

>>15887211
This is just pathetic. I feel sorry for your fans.

>>15887309
Are you retarded? The channel will be found within a day tops.

2viewchama. Your oshi will never have cun juice as sweet as Gura's

>>15887211
kek

>>15887355
kek you really think you are that relevant?

>>15886879
Can't wait, great chemistry between the two.

>>15887309
They're just going to false flag some other 2view.

>>15887343
There are at least one 2view

>>15879123
gura is the beast of holoEN

Stop responding to bait you dumb dummies.

>>15887355
No one cares about you enough to try and find your channel

>>15887355
Lmfao what? How does you recording yourself singing something link to your channel? It doesn't have to be something from your channel? Fucking moron

Will Gura thumbnail today be so shit as yesterdays?

Yesterday's thumbnail was cute as hell, hope she uses more art like that.

>>15887514
It was lazy, low effort

I guess Target for Love got to 1 million while I was asleep. This would make it the 40th video of Gura's to cross the 1 million views mark. She's 1/5th of the way from filling her most popular stream which only shows the top 200 videos. The lowest right now on that popular list is 516k. 16 in the 900-999k, 25 in the 800-899k, 23 in the 700-799k, 43 in the 600-699k, 53 in the 516-599k range. She might be able to fill the top 200 with over 1 million videos some day since even the old streams get views while most others would die after a while. I'd guess in maybe 2-3 years we'll possibly see that happen.

How anyone can defend this as "good" is crazy LOL

Yesterday's thumbnail was good. The "that fucking cat" reference was funny.

>>15887551
Wrong thread, numberfag

>>15887577
Hell yeah.

>>15887164
Most don't consider Ina a loli if that's your question.

>>15887577
What refrance?

>>15887563
Kawaii desu!

yesterday's thumbnail was so fucking good it literally manifested an entire new type of schizo, hope she does more like it

>>15887563
it does the job and is cute

>The lazy bait is getting old, recycle the thumbnail is shit bait.

>>15887563
I agree its so shitty

>>15887625
Kek.

>>15887625
Kek, she knows what she is doing.

I just realized Gura not mentioning feet anymore is basically her graduating

>>15887473
>>15887514
Why do you care about thumbnails? Schizo

>>15887563
I think it's a bad thumbnail, but Gura never put the effort in the thumbnail so it don't bother me

>>15887625
imagine being known as the fucking thumbnailschizo. how pathetic that must be

>>15887563
She only used 1 art and fucking paste it onto GTA V LOGO, why are you defending it?

>>15887473
Anon, please, yesterday was fun but please don't reuse bait.

>>15887695
Because they got nothing to shitpost with duh

>>15887634
I think what really makes them seethe is that Gura's fans are ready to marry and dedicate their life to her. Their fans just want to shitpost.

>>15887695
I made the opposite comment to spite on him.

>>15887563
Because it’s cute.

ANYWAYS...GURA CUTE

>>15887720
Imagine being so pathetic that nobody refers to you.

>>15887746
>Gura's fans are ready to marry and dedicate their life to her
until she doesn't post for a few days and they start calling her a lying lazy whore who deserves to die

Some body should make a list of Guras worst thumbnail list

>>15887779

>>15887798
>implying that's Gura's fans
You funny guy.

>>15887798
>he thinks the antis are fans

>>15887798
Referring to your own posts as if you're a fan will always be funny.

>>15887798
sounds like a basic religious marriage

>>15887798
i bet you are the one who posts this

>>15886753
shes good but she doesn't have a charming / special voice like gura

>>15887826
They actually probably are, just the fans that are in way too deep. It can be hard to get reminded that you actually have no place in her life.

Oh nyoo

>>15887826
>>15887854
>>15887859
The worst antis are just angry fans who can't cope with their oshi's absence

hey be quiet for a second please can anyone tell me if goop goop is streaming today because I would like to watch her

>>15887874
Nah you can be in way too deep and not act like a retard

>>15887907
You keep repeating this. Those still aren't fans.

He's really scraping the bottom of the barrel today

>>15887920
True, to specify, it would be way too deep + emotionally unstable

>>15887917
goop goop and me are gonna race later today

>Immediately triggered
kek

>>15887917
no
you can now go back to sleep

>>15887874
Blame Gura for lying about caring about us and constantly breaking promises.

>>15887917
Yes

>gives all her fans a foot fetsih
>refuses to talk about feet anymore
how do we correct this samegaki

>>15887954
>promises
It's always funny that ESLs have no clue what a promise is

>>15887954
Gura almost never makes promises. She's very careful to avoid doing so and that's why her promising ASMR is so sweet.

>>15887927
God, i love the shark.
https://files.catbox.moe/954c0s.mp4

>>15887907
>The worst antis are just angry fans
I don't know you are a chumbud too

>>15887989
Yeah she's just happy to lead her fans on. Manipulative whore.

>>15887975
oh yeah because everyone, especially hololive members, stick to their news years resolution.

How are yuro/spic hours consistently worse than SEAnog hours? Crazy to see

>>15887982
>>15887989
Posts like these tilt me, she most definitely has broken promises, to say she hasn't is being way overly semantic. Denying reality just digs antis in deeper.

>>15887999
that tail sway is so fucking mesmerizing

Remember that you're only allowed to like one thing, and liking that thing means you have to fight everyone that likes something else at all times

>>15888041
I'm not saying she hasn't. I'm saying she avoids the p-word like the plague. She does.

>>15887954
>be happy chumbud
>excited to watch gura's stream
>suddenly realize anons on /vt/ are right, gooba just doesn't care
>decide to go for a drive
>go out to car
>diaper in car
>put diaper in glovebox
>drive straight 3 miles
>change radio station
>turn left
>drive straight 2 miles
>take diaper out of glovebox
>sneeze in diaper
>put diaper back in glovebox
>take left turn
>add pope's diaper to glovebox
>drive straight 2 miles
>turn radio on
>turn right
>drive straight 3/4 of a mile
>drive straight 3 miles
>change radio station
>turn left
>drive straight 2 miles
>take diaper out of glovebox
>sneeze in diaper
>put diaper back in glovebox
>take left turn
>change radio station
>pacifier hanging from rearview mirror
>pacifier in mouth
>take right turn
>drive straight 5 miles
>stop at stoplight
>release my bladder in my pants (not wearing diaper)
>warmth runs down leg
>start moving again
>take diaper out of glovebox
>think I'm going to sneeze in diaper, but don't
>put diaper back in glovebox
>forget to use turn signal while switching lanes
>take diaper out of glovebox
>put diaper back in glovebox
>make it back home
>hang pacifier on rear view mirror

>>15888045
Yes.

>>15888045
>>15888090
I'd love to see an animation of Gura swimming using her tail

>>15887999
I would respect antis more if they left snide comments on her videos.

>>15888090

>>15887944
who are you

>>15888146
It's sad how the only time we get cute Gura anymore is when she's doing VR stuff.

>>15888041
Which promises

>>15888235
it's sad how anon can't come up with good bait anymore

>he is still trying

>>15888226
goop goop's husband

>>15888146
For some reason it gets me hard ons in both my heart and my dick.
She is too powerful.

>>15888241
"See you tomorrow."
Fucking legal contracts are less stringent than what some Gura defenders here to be a 'promise'. To them unless she signs it in blood it doesn't count.

>>15888310
i've told my clients that on friday before and they just laugh

>>15888310
Again, you don't seem to understand what a promise is

>he didn't even try with this one

Timeloop.

>>15888275
hey guys sorry for responding to myself like this

sometimes i listen to senzawa songs when gura is off the air

Literal who

>>15888333
it's me, I'm the promise, I'm all gura's promises at once, fucking checked

I'm honestly impressed how good she's doing at not mentioning feet. She might really make it.

>>15888333
>"yeah I'll come pick you up from the airport at 8"
>"bro where the fuck were you? you left me stranded"
>"lol I never said I PROMISE to pick you up, why are you mad?"

RGB Cat shark.

>>15885162
Why didn't you play the audio over the radio? I'm sure he would have enjoyed it.

>>15888436
i am too!

i miss the holidays already sometimes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQI5XHqkUzQ

>>15888446
god i want gura to leave me stranded at the airport

>>15888446
Just got here idk if you are baiting or whatever and retarded people are just responding to you but this is correct.
You shouldn't tell people you are gonna do something and not do it without telling them you aren't gonna do it anymore.

>>15888510
>wanting gura to leave in any capacity
cringe

>>15888462
No, because I got into deep trouble involving anime some years ago. And I want to drive safe anyway

>>15887874
Yeah well I'm in so deep I legit want to marry her and take care of her for the rest of my life but I don't get all pissed off about her taking time off. How about that?

>>15888446
This has nothing to do with her making a promise though. You can be upset she made that comment but she never promised to do anything.

>>15888579
Saying she'll see us tomorrow and not seeing us tomorrow is not the same as telling us she's taking a break and taking a break.

>>15888579
Same desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqURBTpvh0A
listen to it and tell me she doesnt deserve all the love she gets

>>15888577
>No, because I got into deep trouble involving anime some years ago
kek what list did they put you on anon?

>>15888619
The last time that happened her parents showed up at her front door unexpectedly. Can't reasonably blame her for it.

>>15888579
No wonder she called us submissive. She knows she can walk all over her fanbase with people like you in it.

>muh "see you tomorrow"
this has literally only happened once, are you drooling autists seriously gonna timeloop it untill she graduates?

>>15888682
She told us about that one. That isn't a problem in anyone but that SHE'S LYING breed of schizo's mind.

>>15888713
the antis have to cling to the scraps they can get

>>15888667
"kids whose parents we swindled because we know law more than them and saves them the trouble of dealing with it"
and nothing else I hope

>>15888688
Throwing a tantrum because a girl you like had a change of plans doesn't make you assertive, it makes you a sperg.

>>15888446
>>15888515
How is this being brought up again?
1. She said "maybe stream tomorrow" first
2. She said "see you tomorrow" at the end of stream, probably out of habit
3. Your comparison makes no sense, she didn't say she would do anything, "see you tomorrow" isn't saying she's going to do anything, all it says is in that moment, in her mind, she intended to see us tomorrow
4. A better example would be leaving class and saying "see you tomorrow" to a friend, then feeling sick and not coming into class the next day, you don't then accuse your friend of breaking a promise, you just move on with your life

>>15888682
>showed up at her front door unexpectedly
>'crazy Christmas schedule'
>'cleaning'
>presents wrapped to match Christmas decorations
>unexpected
DYRB?

>>15888713
She's ghosted TBD days multiple times, including ones where she said 'see you tomorrow' too.

>>15888713
of course they are, this board isn't for enjoying vtubers, it's for serial procrastinators to waste time having the same discussions over and over again

>>15888755
you're a dirty greyname nigger that needs to be put down like a dog

>>15888755
i'm sorry your parents didn't love you anon

Can someone link me to the current thread I'm stuck in an archive

>>15888755
>presents wrapped to match Christmas decorations
the severe mental illness emanating from this inclusion is jaw-dropping

>>15888755
Yes.

>>15888845
If you re-watch the VoD you can actually tell she realized she fucked up mentioning it and had to put out some bs justification.

Do you fellas enjoy having the same arguments day after day? Seems a little autistic

>>15888751
>Expect them watching that stream
They just read the "see you tomorrow" on this board, and time loops it despite what the the real situation was.

>>15888446
>"yeah I'll come pick you up from the airport at 8"
>"Yeah I might stream tomorrow...Bye, see you tomorrow"
these statements are not even remotely equal in terms of what they do/don't guarantee and comparing them is absolutely retarded

>>15888842
/ggg/ was discontinued, remember?

>>15888894
the whole point is to occupy your mind with this bullshit that you know is meaningless so that you can put off doing the stuff you don't really want to do but should, /vt/ is a slice of the problems of modernity as a whole

how do SEAmonkeys cope with the fact that they're constantly under the threat of a suprise Chinese invasion? how do they cope with knowing if the chinks ever decided they wanted their land, they'd be essentially powerless to stop them? how do they cope with living in filthy, crime infested shitholes filled to the brim with pattern criminals and middle aged white male tourists that buy their teenage girls for sex? if i were a brown, gibberish-speaking, illiterate seanigger ape i would've killed myself as soon as i realized god put me in the literal worst place anyone could ever be

>>15888884
SEVERE mental illness, literal actual fucking psychosis

>>15888845
Yeah, Gura's.

>>15888982
Please invade China. I want nothing more in life than to be a quisling.

>>15888994
Haha yeah I totally believe Gura when she said she matched her present wrapping with her tree decorations 'just because' despite it making zero fucking sense for a chronic lazy procrastinator to do when she doesn't expect guests.

>>15889101
You can just tell us that you've never talked to a woman anon..

>>15886321
Do my daily prayers to my deitysharkwife and watch my stream backlog I have for this very occurrence

>>15889154
He doesn't even watch Gura, that kind of autism from her is completely on brand.

>>15888970
fuckin hell you are right. Guess I'll do some reps till the stream

>>15886321
Think about finally watching the vods from last January I still haven't watched and then watch other Holos instead.

>>15886121
>Gwar Gura: Not a licensed Podiatrist.

Let's settle this once and for all.

http://poal.me/8ji8fx

>>15889101
Just because she didn't expect her parents, doesn't mean she didn't expect any guests at all, she also has online friends that she may have wanted to show photos of her Christmas decorations to, she may also just really enjoy Christmas and get a kick out of making everything look as cozy and Christmassy as possible

>>15888970
shut up I'm trying to avoid thinking about it

>>15886121
kinda too on point to be erotic or funny

>>15889293
kys

>>15889101
Who mails presents? You just wait for family to show up later and open them if they're not there on Christmas day.

>>15889366
Amelia

>>15889293
yeah, mine

awake

Gura's awake at least to retweet gif of Gura shaking her butt. Reserve stream should come up soon.