/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I'm crazy in love with Kronii...

I LOVE HER!I LOVE KRONII!!!! LOVE OF MY LIFE!!!!!

New year new lies

>>15811632
i prefer this one

>>15811632
>>15811902
>Joel still makes VOD comments
>But they get ignored for the most part.
He just lucked out with getting favorited once.

Rewatched the Grinch watchalong to cool down. I'm not gonna send a schizo SC this time. Let the other crazy niggas do it.

BREEDING OURO KRONII

>>15811926
nah, she is not paying as much attention to him in public but she always mentions his funny comments in their dms

>>15811854
She is scary when not smiling...

>She made rice go insane
>She made Gabe go even more insane
>She made queue menhera
>She made Park insane
Who am I missing?

She loves us

>>15811934
Stop defying my expectations.

>>15811973
me

>>15811934
coward! you survived prison, you can survive another couple of dollars to help your oshi improve!!

>>15811784
Those would have been better for us than what we have right now, that's true. But she decided against taking up on those suggestions for one reason or another and I don't hold that against her.

>>15811973
Yellow...

>>15811936
>no bush
0/10 literally unfappable

>>15811973
/∞/

>>15811973
park
izumi
zenya is next

>>15811934
Good.

I always pull out the hair around my nipples when watching kronii so it is good that she is streaming soon
Can't get it too hairy

>>15812000
dikko is going to draw her with no bush...

kronii is an eldritch concept
we may be awed and attracted to which we do not understand. but the moment she pays attention to an individual. their mind becomes warped. and most fitting of all, she doesn't even know of the effect she has on people.

>>15812039

>>15812014
Reminder that izumi compared Kronii to a hedgehog that commits suicide.

I love Kronii so much, bros...

>>15811990
Then don't blame chat for going schizo when they gave her multiple options to avoid crashing head first into a wall.

>>15812069
it was actually an analogy for survivor's guilt, which is pretty accurate.

>>15812039
What?

>>15812051
Eldritch you say?
Ina Ina Ina…
>ywn be mindbroken by Korean chuuba bush and futa cock

>>15811934
Of course you'd back out, you're a pussy who knelled before Rice.

>>15812051
I swear I read a manga or something featuring something very similar to this.

>>15812099
rrat: korean hikkis are eldritch apostles by default

This board likes to joke that Saplings are clingy and that Hoomans are weirdos, but the reality is we're the most unstable Council fanbase bar none

KRONII LOVE

>>15812102
AHHHHHHHHHHHH GABE RICE HATESEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXX
GABE NAMERONII HATESEEEEEEEEEEEXXXX

>>15812120
Hooman would be nothing if they didn't have that nightmare emote.
And Saplings are just cucked.

>>15812120
>The numbers on the clock face
Nice touch

>>15812120
kronies don't have much presence on global, so our rampant schizophrenia fliues under the board's radar

I fell asleep during Mario Kart and I dreamed that Kronii and I held hands for a training exercise. I tugged on her hand and gave it a little squeeze to show affection, and she smiled a bit.

>>15812138
One of those applies to both...

>>15812157
What sort of training exercise?

>>15812157
she's just like us..

>>15812172
I think it was some kind of emergency drill or something, dream logic

>>15812138
Wrong, because I have written fics about Fauna stealing anon from Kronii! The only rrat I care about is Bae, others don’t phase me one bit

>>15812120
It's fine, Kronii likes us! She'll save us!

>>15812076
I'm saying it wasn't wrong of Kronii to decide against the suggestions and it shouldn't have made people more angry at Kronii.

>>15812057
>>15812089
You guys never just casually pull out unwanted hairs?

>>15812249
Not from my fucking nipples, no.

>>15812238
They had every right to be upset, but they were trying to solve it diplomatically. Kronii had every right to reject their suggestions, but with that, she also takes full responsibility for the fall out.

>>15812199
>Fauna kidnapping Kronies and grooming them into clingy saplings

>>15812249
Not casually. I use tweezers in front of the mirror when it's bath time

>>15812249
I do sometimes pull them out with tweezers but never just casually like that.

>>15811934
Check your privilege

>>15812208
H-how did this happen? I thought we’re saving kronii, not the other way around

>>15812249
Best I've done is milk the cyst in my chest. I cleared out most of it, but on a good day it would shoot out like a canon like those videos on youtube.

>>15812301
:)

>>15812346
See a skin doctor nigga

Kronii save me from my schizophrenia

>>15812349
I love Fauna... Only Fauna...

4 months in and we're already worse than teammates. I have no idea what'll happen when we reach a year.

>>15812367

>>15812336
She literally wanted to do a therapy stream, the signs were there since the beginning

>>15812367
Pay attention to the people she gives likes to, or comments or hearts. She is *giving* people schizophrenia

I'm not really feeling the SHE LOVES US right now

>>15812384
Ascension

>>15812366
One I saw didn't do anything about it and fucked up a surgery.

>>15812388
KRONII I LOVE YOU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SAVE ME

>>15812384
>teammmmmmmmates

>>15812384
Can't wait for the Kronii tummy hort arc

>>15812384
Unless we make her fear for her life and buy a weapon to protect herself from us, we're never teammate level.

Hey fun fact everyone, I just checked and Kronii is the only Holo EN to not have done a Mariokart stream!

>>15812452
Anon...please don't jinx us...

>>15812452
kronii's baseline paranoia is higher so she probably did it already

>>15812380
You wouldn’t abandon the clock for her more mentally stable and bigger dicked Kirin genmate, right? You wouldn’t dream of being saved from endless kronie schizos and gently turned into a sapling? Right anon?

>>15812486
>Not breaking you with her bare hands
I want Kronii to suplex me

>>15812481
SHE LOVES US

>>15812297
Meh. I feel like maybe it was a tad bit overblown. Chat wanted absolutely no offstream mc. People still go ballistic if there's even a whiff of offstream mc.

>>15812451
>Kronii plays a game series
>Doesn't stream it for months
>Returns to it before saying "I'm not gonna continue it, I'll play it in my free time"
>A long time member yells "YOU PROMISED" and goes schizo
I can already imagine it...

>>15812481
She loves us?

>>15812498
I want to mating press and breed Fauna though...

>>15812518
That's where you negotiate instead of dig in. Chat would have been happy if she streamed more as opposed to what she did, which was not stream at all when she was playing the game, every day. Middle of the road. Like stream your minecraft stuff 3-4 times a week or if something big happens, guerrilla it.
Not that difficult given how braindead the game is.

>>15812509
>>15812542
>loves us
>Kronies missing out on being able to race with Kronii
At this rate, if Kronii doesn't actually have a POV for the tournament, she might never stream the game at all.

>>15812540
We already have this with Pokemon. She's just actually running out the clock since the perms expire at the end of the month.

All it takes is one no-POV stream to reduce the most mentally stable fanbase on this board to lunacy.

>>15812586
It’s only natural anon, you can do that, she is a fertility goddess after all. Just remember mama nature has superior stamina, so don’t be afraid when she takes control after you’re tired…
mutual cumflation with futa Fauna!

>>15812644
>no-POV stream
Then... It's not a stream...

>>15812644
>only one no-POV stream
Hello newfag.

>>15812644
It's more the fact she's just giving all the attention to her paypigs even though a more than one of them is clearly mentally unstable that's pissing me off. Mainly because I don't have any talents or money to set myself apart from everyone else

>>15812664
H-hot...

>>15812644
>most mentally stable
>implying
Anon, did you hop in from bizarro /vt/??? If you did, how was the members clock rating stream?

I love Kronii and all her friends in council, myth and Irys!
But does Kronii...?

>>15812644
it's the typical cycle of capping off the week with a gosling stream (New Year's Karaoke) followed by four days of neglect
this clock is an unconscious master of fostering dependency

https://twitter.com/Izumiii_flower/status/1478294547579170821?t=qb9mYCHsb4kk_1u8lAHskQ&s=19
I WANT TO FUCK THESE TWINKS

>>15812729
She is not a whore like you!

>>15812644
>only one pov stream
>the most mentally stable fanbase on this board

Hello new friend

Can confirm that the most schizo time i had was when she liked my comment in youtube.
I went no sleep and only thought about her for more than 1 week until cooling down

>>15812789
Triet...

>>15812747
>Krofau schizo is a fujo drawing male versions of Council to make fanfics out of
S-sasuga…

>>15812810
I TOLD YOU GUYS SHE WAS FUJO

>>15812824
>>15812810
Imagine the stink...

>>15812789
I-I didn't erase the Twitter notification when she liked one of my tweets until a week later...

>>15812595
Don't you remember? At first, she streamed only once per month or something close to that. Then she changed it to be weekly because people wanted to see her play mc. But chat still didn't allow any offstream mc. And you can see from how she schedules HK, Hades, Pokemon and whatnot that she doesn't like to crowd her schedule with one game like how Sana does it.

kronii!

>>15812921
I LOVE HER

>>15812789
So it's settled then. She is a Lovecraft being.

>>15812930
ew why...

>>15812808
I am not him ...
I got her like and be called thief here

why am I hiding another minecraft timeloop
why has it been continued from the previous thread

>>15812961
She's cute

Kronii's flag in Mario Kart was set to Japan.... My paranoid clock wife is too cute.

>>15812747

>>15812789

>>15812971
You're Triet in spirit

>>15813093
Triet only got a reply

>>15813030
swnbj

>>15813113
She has never liked him. She has only thanked his sc money

>>15813046
>>15813075
S-sugoi

hey timebros so how were kronii and sana's mariokart skills yesterday? Can they compete for a top 3 to get to the finals?

>>15813187
Just like me...

>>15813187
Triet...

>>15812865
No, she said she was going to do a guerrilla stream once a month, she said nothing about minecraft. Once a week wasn't going to cut it and she didn't even follow that either.
Also the fact she doesn't continue to play her games is why she's got such a huge backlog now. Which is ironic because she started out saying she wanted ton finish all her games.

Well Congrats Kronii, you're going to have a black mark with pokemon when the perms expire, unless you want to break your promise to chat about off stream stuff.
You only have yourself to blame for situations like this.

She hates me, she only notices when I send her money. I only send positive and supportive messages like rice with occasional jokes/slight banter, but never something harmful or passive aggressive. What am I doing wrong, it hurts how much I love her…

Who the fuck cares about Pokemon

>>15813199
Yellow...

>>15813243
>Kronii plays MC offstream
>lmao who cares about MC
>Kronii plays Pokemon offstream
>lmao who cares about Pokemon
Alright, I'll bite, what do YOU care about

>>15813283
nta but, i like the short indie streams, she is most comfortable with those, she crumbles like a five year old with the minimum pressure kek

>>15813283
Nta but members streams

>>15813321
Based. I bought Amogus on PC for this reason

>>15812747
My favourite schizo

>they don't think /∞/ is the most mentally stable fanbase
ngmi

>>15813428

>>15813428
We are stable in that we are always menhera

>>15813428
This. That's why they're so weak and clingy

>>15813283
I care about MC (because it's a collab game) but give no shits about pokemon.

>>15813505
>Collab

>>15813530
Yes collab

>>15813428
She made us like this

>>15813224
Reading comprehension. I said she initially streamed mc roughly once a month and then she changed it to weekly. Because, as you no doubt remember, she did stream mc before her weekly mc sessions. And her current backlog is currently fucked because of losing her save files and recovering it a few weeks ago. I have no idea how she'll deal with the Pokemon situation. I do want to watch her to completion because I've never played it before and haven't watched another streamer play it. But I'm more invested in Kronii than Pokemon and feel no reason to be disappointed in or vilify Kronii for potentially not being able to finish Pokemon. I feel like limited time permissions are more stupid than Kronii anyways.

>>15813650
SHE IS SO CUTE AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
I LOVE HER

>>15813650
Witch

>>15813749
tired of you i love her posters..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HeNmn6kKYQ
What the fuck? This is early.

>>15813874
I WANT TO BULLY THIS CLOCK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>15813874
She felt bad...

>>15813650
Kronii love

>>15813874
jwu and now that's good news, I wonder for how much time she wanted to use that art

>>15813954
no, i am still mad

>>15813874
She loves us

>>15813562
Why are you pushing a total lie? She streamed back to back weeks in September and then had a 3 week lull at worse, which is not a month like you claimed.
Her losing her saves is not an excuse for not finishing the other games, let alone letting a bigger backlog form. Pokemon is the absolute worst offender given that's a limited perm and she's outright abandoned it.
Also, what the hell are you to kronii to apologize for her this profusely? Just a rice tier bootlicker, or her manager playing damage control in the backwater shithole that is the internet? I could even see you being Kronii herself given her sleep schedule is probably fucked up again after she woke up at 5am once.

I hate Kronii today!

lol kronii added a sana vod to her "collabs" playlist that she's not even in

>>15814072
stalkeronii

>>15814072
She's just a little dumb is all

>K: Pain... So painful
>P: Are you okay? Want to play Minecraft?
Ok, that's fucking cute man

>>15814127
Polka x Kronii collab doko? AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

>>15813946
What

>>15814127
why is she such a doomer...

>>15814072
What was it? I don't see anything.

>>15814186

>>15814186
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cv_aUeCmrB0&list=PLh_mnrb4W5H6Uub-w8A52x_H9t9nlekJZ&index=7

god...

>>15814072
I think she's just be a saviorfag with Sana and wants the kronies to watch that pov.

>>15814072
My clock wife is little retarded, preese andastan

>>15814240
I don't get it.

>>15814240
Explain nigga

>>15814284
>>15814290

mario kart strats

>>15814240
And for those of us who can't read moonrunes?

>>15814284
>>15814290
Looks like she took notes on what to do in each of the courses?

>>15814240
fucking at least post a link next time if you are not gonna explain what you are posting

>>15814299
>All these strats
>Still can't place first reliably
Watame...

>>15814240
Her handwriting is kinda cute

Kronii needs to embrace her inner toxic and stops wearing 100% positive mask

>>15814361
girls who try her best are the cutest...

Kroniichiwa Ourobros! How was the collab?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5LgRfyu59s
I wish Kronii could program and do a minecraft stream like this.
In case you don't want to even click because DUR HUR NIJIs, the size of the donation influences what happens in game. IE summoning monsters, getting dropped to death, having the floor turned into lava, spawning 69 enderman around you, etc.
It would be a money maker and clip material out the ass.
KRONII, LEARN TO CODE.

>>15814392

>>15814392
It was meh.

>>15814392
Really good collab if you like Polka, if not just skip the first hour and watch the rest, except from some angry screams your not losing anything

>>15814392
To collab was hosted by Sana for the EN side. What do you think?

>>15814392
It was alright, polka x kronii was awesome though.

>>15814494
we need a keep talking and nobody explodes with kronii and polka, i want to see the clock cry from the stress...

>>15814523
Kronii crying...

>>15814523
>thinking there will be Kronii x JP 1-on-1 collab anytime soon
>after today's collab
anon...

>>15814405
most people who do crowd control streams don't program the mod themselves anon

>>15814523
>Thinking she'll ever go back to that game after how she royally fucked up the first time.

>>15813973
Am I apologizing profusely? Does it look like that? I want many things from Kronii. I want her to stream more since I have the time to watch it all. I want her to do more guerillas for the same reason. I want her to be more proactice in taking the initiative for collabs because right now it feels like she's only comfortable in saying yes when someone asks for a group collab in group chat or something. I feel meh about group collabs in general because anything with 4 or more people feels like we get less of Kronii. I like 1 on 1 collabs more than group collabs because those are strictly about the two girls and their dynamic/banter. So if Kronii initiated collabs with other members, we'd be able to get more of that. I want Kronii to be more open about herself. I don't believe Kronii is perfect and I don't think I'm trying to be a bootlicker. It's a shame how it all went down but I don't blame her for how Kronii handled the mc fiasco. I'm also indifferent to the backlog since some want her to drop them and some want her to continue them so it's your choice whether you want to watch them.

I LOVE KRONII!

>>15814683
liar...

So.. is it a bad time for a fluff fic?

>>15814702
Nyo, I still love her, and that's why I want her to do better

This is your reminder to fuck the fire chicken

>>15814593
You're okay with her currently behavior due to how you're making excuses for it, so it would like you're apologizing profusely to the average person.
As for your complaints, she clearly needs to be pushed to do stuff, otherwise she'll never change.

>>15814702
Kronii fluff?

>>15814552
I don't really know how to explain it but I think that it will be much more pressure to Kronii but she might do much better on a 1-on-1 collab with Polka than what we got with the Mario Kart collab. Just a gut feeling. But maybe I'm mistaken and it'll go horribly wrong.

>>15814573
She did, take it up with her if you don't think she did.

>>15814695
I
LOVE
KRONII

>>15814781
Yeah, I meant to write something for New Years but didn't get around to it.

>>15814800
kronii's problem is that as long as sana is there to act as a crutch, kronii will never attempt to leave her comfort zone

>>15814757
Fiery futa Phoenix sex…imagine Kiara trash talking you in English and German and mocking you for being more of a quickshot than Mori, insulting your dick size, and giving you her thick Austrian sausage whilst calling you a pervert for enjoying it!
>>15814702
Fluff is always welcome, anon! Especially because I’m too horny and emotionally retarded to write fluff myself

>>15814776
>she clearly needs to be pushed to do stuff
Someone get the chimkin on the phone and tell her to organize "Kronii/Kiara/any JP" collabs. Kiara is good at forcing Kronii into being active and can serve as mediator if need be.

>>15814890
I'm also very horny but once I start writing sex it just doesn't work for me...

>>15814897
>Any JP
Preferably one that can speak passable english

>>15814922
Lui…
I want Lui to teach Kronii how to be a proper sadist! Or just to dom and abuse Kronii herself that works well
Kiara holding Kronii down and enjoying her struggles as Lui teases her with her tongue!

>>15814960
How's her english?

>>15814922
Subaru maybe

>>15814757
korean learning collab next week(?)

>>15814960
>Takane "The 2# PON of HoloX" Lui
>teaching anyone how to be a proper dom
ror!
rumao!
>Kiara holding Kronii down and enjoying her struggles as Lui teases her with her tongue!
now thats better!

>>15814888
Yeah. If there's another EN member who is better at Japanese, she'll probably stay relatively silent. That's why she needs to be thrown to the lion's den with a 1-on-1 collab. I believe she'll survive and we'll get a fuck ton of kino. Or it could go horribly wrong. Either one.

>>15814922
I want to see a Subaru collab

>>15815027
She did great with Subaru and Polka. Less great with Towa before Sana showed up.

>>15815053
Sana appeared so soon that I can't rate how well she did. But Kronii got real quiet after Sana appeared. I don't want a repeat of that.

>>15815027
Kronii's conversational japanese isn't very good, Anon. Give her time to actually learn the language so she can hold her own.

Hey anon!
Look behind you!
*chu*[\spoiler]

>>15815027
>If there's another EN member who is better at Japanese, she'll probably stay relatively silent
Again: Kiara. The Diablo collab showed she knows how to get under Kronii's skin and get her talking. Combine it with a JP who has decent Eigo skills like Korone or Subaru and it could work out quite well.

>>15815335
JP needs more translators to be honest, remember the amogus collab where it was pretty much just the ENs doing any translating?

>>15815316
Her fangs are so cute!

>>15815421
That reminds me of that one time she accidentally zoomed into her face. She was absolutely gorgeous. I want her to do that again.

>>15815316
you fucked up the spoiler retardronie...

>>15814918
Keep practicing and you’ll build confidence anon! I started with just prompts until I got motivation to write more. Admittedly I write less than I used to. I miss the days of new fics each thread…
>>15815611
FUG :-DDDD

At this rate, we'll probably get the 7.5 surprise late January. Somewhere around the 24th? I'm so excited! And we'll get an original song along the way too!

>>15816182
Someone's gotta be working on porn of this

>>15816182
i WILL fuck them both

>>15816182
That's fucking Miles Edgeworth Based taste

>>15816227

>>15816302
midnight...

I'M GOING TO GIVE KRONII WHAT SHE FUCKING DESERVES!

>>15816182
That's clearly Zettar.
Kronii playing Xenoblade Chronicles 2 when?

>>15816182
literally made for being subby bitches for a bichad

>>15816519
Kronii on my left arm and Krono on my right....

>>15816316
It’s funny how Fauna here is simultaneously a symbol of anti fujo disgust and of futafaggotry
t. futafag
>ywn deeply kiss Fauna before sitting on her lap and riding her for hours until you’re both exhausted

i think a "faunii" schizo has been born...

>>15816561
>futafaggotry
Only for you sekkusu

Should i go full schizo like rice? She seemes to like him and his actions.

>>15816603

>>15816630
she likes his money LEL

>>15816630
If you don't mind throwing your last piece of decency sure, and I don't know how those schizos going to end in the long run

>>15816630
She likes Gabe too, so pick your schizo of choice.

>>15816597
Faunii is cute…

>>15816630
You'll never be recognized if you model yourself after existing schizos, you need to discover new frontiers of schizophrenia and surpass them.

>>15816630
>She likes him
Ror
Rumao

>>15816630
You could even aim to be like queue.

>>15816630
God damn son. Where did your dignity go to stoop so low to rice's level?

>>15811871
>>15811892
>>15812073
>>15812127
>>15812423
>>15812729
>>15812930
>>15813239
>>15813749
>>15813954
>>15814683
>>15814831
I ALSO LOVE KRONII!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>15816975
All me! I love Kronii the most!

>>15816975
That's a lots of lovepostings

>>15816975
I don't believe you

"Scrolling chat" subtitle file for the AWO collab, featuring /∞/ posts.
https://mega.nz/folder/Nl9AxQja#VSsMq17zbNnNTGPN2NwnbQ

>>15816597
THE SHEER SMUG
CORRECTION NEEDED

>>15817191
very nice

>>15816597
>Faunii a merge between Fauna and Kronii that happens when the 2 concepts that the two of them represent collide
>You now have to take care of it because of it because of her new form being imcomplete
I think I can work in something with this holy fuck, I just hope my esl-ass does something readeble enough
Also >>15817270 SEEEEX

>>15817459
>time powers
>kirin fertility
ACCELERATED BREEDING
A BABY FACTORY TO SURPASS BAERYS

>>15817483
>A BABY FACTORY TO SURPASS BAERYS
>IRyS using her sexphilim powers to keep you going pretty much 24/7 with no refractory period
>for nonstop assisted rrat rrape breeding

>>15817270
>>15817459
>>15817483
>>15817575
You damn horny anons need rape correction

but does Faunii say uuu or gwak when you rape her

is everyone doing their practice for the membership streams? you want to be on your best performance when you play with kronii!
LOOGCF

Wish the other splits weren't such prudes, I'm fed up of seeing sexposting without Kronii.

>>15816630
desu I‘m unironically considering this too… I don’t care anymore I just want to feel loved by her… or at least get noticed

>>15817819
I bought it with the intention of trying to get in a lobby, but I don't think I can handle playing with Kronii, I can feel myself going schizo at the thought of it. So I'm just gonna sit in the corner and watch.

>>15817910
I'm going to make an attempt, and let God decide how schizo I become.

>>15817819
tfw I can't play with the kromies and Kronii for the nth time. Is2g her schedules and my work times are like oil and water.

>>15817910
Imagine the opportunity of killing one of her paypigs...

>>15818056
Killing Rice...

>>15818056
now i want to be there t protect queue, making her dependent on me, only to backstab her for the win... imagine how devastated she'd be...

>>15818056
It's not worth it, I feel like if I get directly acknowledged by her, I'm going to cross a line that shouldn't be crossed.

>>15818291
"Hey anon, let's go together so we don't get killed, you do that task over there and I check if someone is coming"

>>15818331
My heart skipped a beat imagining it...

>>15817819
No one joined...

>>15818479
I didn't know that was a code... do it again

>>15818056
Ok now I'm buying it just for the opportunity to dab on rice

>>15818479
I would join but I'm about to leave for work

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_XcAK_nXbw
Remember when some fags said that we were the ones who were making the Minecraft stuff a big deal and the people outside here and other Holos didn't think that much of it? You know shits bad when your fellow coworkers think its the best way to cheer you up.

>>15818479
havent bought it yet...

>>15818479
I'm busy edging myself to that rrat, funnily enough.

>>15818479
I'm hoping we can do a practice session later today, but I haven't bought it yet either.

>>15818796
I don't get it. I thought the game is free.

>>15818844
It's $4 on steam?
BTW anyone who plans to buy it, the sale ends tomorrow morning.

>>15818898
oh wait, I was thinking of the phone version.

>>15818479
I still can't get over the fact that Bae banned the words 'ogey' and 'rrat' from her chat...

You know I was kinda hoping Kronii would luckshit her way to at least advance to the finals for the MK tournament but maybe it really would be better if she actually gets eliminated early. I think it'd really wreck the atmosphere with the attitude Kronii would be like when they switch to her. And pray tell if she manages to actually get into the top 3, there'd be quite a dissonance in her having low excitement and not having confidence, going by how the Mario Party felt a bit awkward when she won after how negative she was prior to winning.

>>15819133
>the Mario Party felt a bit awkward when she won
absolute autism

She will never be Japanese, and that's OK.

>>15817902
>>15816630
Art reps. Or at least meme reps.

>>15819133
meds

>"Hi ummm are you there? Can you hear me? Reception's pretty bad here..."
>"bzzzt bzzzzt Kronii to anon I can hear you just fine over bzzzzzzt"
>"bzzzzt Anon to Kronii this is kinda dumb can we not do this"
>"I- what?!! you're dumb.... I just wanted to spice up our 1 year long distance relationship you know"
>Kronii said in a slightly offended tone. You can slightly picture her pouting face
>"Oh Kronii, you know you don't have to "spice" stuff up. I won't get tired of you"
>"Oh shut up you... how many times have you used that on other girls?"
>"Kronii I already told you countless of times you're my first AND my last girlfriend. I don't even know how you liked me back"
>"Right?? I think about that too! My taste is supposed to be better than this..."
>"O-ouch? you were supposed to say "oh you're fine anonnnn" or something like that.."
>"Oh I kid! sorry, you are fine though. I wouldn't be here talking and joking with you if you weren't now would I?"
>The last line sent butterflies to your stomach, it was... a pleasant feeling to say the least.
>"Welllll anon, since my day is just about to start... we can talk about your day this time instead! You always ask me how my day was when I already told about MY day on our late night calls so I just tell you a rehashed version of my story from last night. It's getting kinda tiresome really"
>Oh.... well I had a pretty tough day at work, there were WAY too many clients take care of, but other than that, It was still manageable. Oh also I saw this really cute plushy of kirby and it reminded of you... I was thinking of buying it then calling it Kronii! LOL"
>"I what???!! that's kinda cringy anon... you're better than that come on"
>You hear her slightly blush from the way she talks
>"How about you Miss Warden of Time? how's the streams doing? I missed the guerilla stream because I was in a meeting.."
>"Oh i'm doing good... I still have anxiety about some stuff but I think I'm gettig better! My voice isn't as shaky too!"
>"Oh my.. you're making me want to pirate the VOD somewhere now... or atleast look for a clip of the songs you sang"
>Kronii suddenly gasps in a sarcastic manner
>"You... wouldn't download a car...."
>You were surprised by the sudden meme reference of your dorky girlfriend, but you still had a good chuckle
>God you really love your cute, prideful, and slightly stupid"clock" wife
>"Welp, I think I'm heading to bed Kronii. I'm pretty tired... I swear we'll talk later though! since it's the weekend, we can finish money heist or something"
>"It's fine, I need to finish the thumbnails for the streams next week too... See you later anon! please look forward to it"
>"You know I'm always looking forward for your future streams"
>"Oh.... ANYWAYS goodbye anon."
>"Getting shy now are we? Good night Kronii."
>You hear her jokingly sigh from the other side of the call
>"Good morning anon"
>You went to sleep again with a smile plastered on your face

>>15819645
Cute... Domestic...

>>15819645

>>15819101
She knows about how we want to rape her ... and her target audiences are teenagers ...

>>15819101
Did she really? Thats a bit lame but I suppose it would probably be spammed

>>15819645
Long distance relationship filtered me out a little bit...since I've experienced it...
But nice work, anon.

>>15819645
Meanwhile when you're offline she's getting railed stupid by the HoloENStars lmao

>>15820604
yeah, me

>>15821506
Congrats on your acceptance dude

>Playing Hades instead of the fun card game thing
I just want the fun card game thing

>>15822228
But it's literally in her schedule?

>>15822347
I want it nownownownownownow

>>15822407
needy

>>15822407
okay veruca

>>15822407
Greedy needy clingyronie...

Gm Kronies, have a good day.

>>15822709
Fuck off

>>15822709

>>15822812
Ruderonie...

>>15822812

>>15822228
Just wait till act iii of fun card game yabs her so bad she stops streaming

Wait what why is Kronii's sub count suddenly increasing faster than Mumei's? Kronii hasn't exactly been uploading new videos. Maybe just a fluke? It's just 3k after all.

>>15823259
Jesse...

>>15823259
Kronii always has something different for her clips, while Mumei does the same thing consistently. This is why Kronii being more reserved is her strength, she stands out when she loses it, which gets her more clips, which makes her more prominent in the algorithm. It's been a few days to a week, so I'd say the Inscryption clips are making the rounds right now.

>>15823444
>something different for her clips
Kronii's schizo fans are more diverse and more schizo, force Kronii to counter react

>>15823259
Kronii's baseline sub growth is higher than Mumei's, but Kronii is active right now and Mumei has been "on break" recently.
The usual thing that boosts sub growth is karaoke, and Kronii did three karaoke streams just in the past few weeks.
But the biggest boost Kronii got was when she told people she would do the one chip challenge at 1M subs, and that's what ultimately allowed her to regain her lead over Mumei.

I love her not as much as usually today…

>>15824165
I'll pray for your quick recovery.

>>15824165
One step closer to being the last kronie...

I can't wait to see what pl project she was working on that detracted so clearly from her fulltime hololive career this time.

I will locate and rape every last kronie.

>>15824425
Are you female?

>>15824425
rape me if you can~

>>15824425
Can we cuddle afterwards?

guys what if she really lurks these threads and after witnessing the shitshow that was the last thread she felt down and liked rices tweet just to spite us, because she knows the menhera here will go insane over it

>>15824832
I love this bitch...

>>15824832
>if she really lurks these threads
She doesnt

>>15824832
She loves us because she wants to hang out with us?
But she hates us because she wants to cause us pain?

>>15824832
Buddy get real, it's a paypig congratulating her for a milestone there's no deeper meaning to it.

>>15824954
Kronii is menhera prime

>>15825061
Stop being reasonable in my menhera general, you dingus

>>15825061
>it’s a paypig congratulating
I‘m a paypig and she hates me…

>>15825150
Yellow...

>>15825061
Kronies here are desperate for any attention at all, be it positive or negative

This place is really bad for your health, huh

>>15824832
I mean yeah she lurks here on the rare occasion but I wouldn't think too much into her liking a tweet by a paypig creepy "nice guy"

>>15825203
Wrong thread

>>15825150
Why are you still paypigging then?

>>15825203
I can't wait for my wife to say nigger tonight in GTA!

>>15825150
She hates every half-hearted paypig that won't pony up for that ASMR mic she's had her eye on. Your blue supas aren't getting her any closer to that 20 grand investment, get paying piggie.

>>15825061
>>15825204
I don’t know, maybe I really am menhera and reading too much into it. But she’s usually very selective with her likes and this one seemed so out of place…

>>15825150
Gabe...

>>15825188
depends on the type of health.

>>15825269
She got 50k when superchats opened. She has enough.

>>15825284
If you're creeping a chuuba's likes to determine patterns in their corporate social media behaviour you're absolutely a menhera. She probably didn't even realize she hit 600k until she saw that tweet.

>>15825332
She saw about 10k of that 50k. Your oshi likes to live comfortably, anon. You're not going to demand she cut back on her luxuries just for the sake of your little wallet, are you?

>>15825235
Because I love her and want to support her, I don’t do it for the attention… but it would be nice…

>>15825269
In the last month alone I spent roughly 100k yen on SCs as well as being an hour… maybe it‘s really not enough…

>>15825284
She only liked midknight that other time during the schizo fight, for me I think she only likes comments when she remembers that the button exists

>>15825393
>100k yen
>can't even shell out 1k USD for his oshi
HE HATES HER
No wonder she's been ignoring you. Kronii has no time for stingy poorfags.

>>15825393
You need to be a schizo for Kronii to like you

>>15825393
Anon, you are acting like an idiot...

>>15825269
>t. Doesn't get his greens or yellows read and reacted to every time

>>15825393
Does any anon know who this might be? I know one of you has an excel spreadsheet of her earnings

Kronii just sucks at MK and didn't want people to watch her drive off the course and into walls constantly.

>>15825902
Sounds like a very kronii thing to do
I am buying this rrat

>>15816975
All me

2 videos on Kronii's "collabs" playlist are hidden. One of them is the "Keep Talking" collab with Fauna. Does anyone remember what the other one is?

>>15826533
Maybe she also put Fauna's POV?