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I love Ame so much! She'll be live soon!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4MW9ymk4d4
I love you Gura!
I love Reine!!!
Ina schedule
...
>>1573596Gura wants to be smothered by femanon's boobs
I fucking love this bitch
I FUCKING LOVE MY MORI!
GURA NEEDS TO STEP DOWNq
gura just disowned sharkventure live on stream
>>1573407Pretty sure Mamaloni is trying to force Gura is the child, Mori is the father and Kiara is the mother.
I love Ina!
>I'm going to collaborate with senpais
>>1573628the legs still haunts me
What no one is talking about is the fact that Sharkmeido wants to have an affair with the dashing british detective behind her rich husbandwives back. This is the drama of my /u/schizo dreams.
JP COLLAB CONFIRMED
THEY ARE
So ignoring the /u/ schizos, this pretty much means that gura considers calli to be a closer friend than ame right?
SENPAI COLLAB IKUZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Where were you when 5 dollars killed Gurame?
>>1573628*clap* *clap*
>No Iname collab this week>Gura demoted her to fuckbuddy>All of EN collabing together with her left out>has to collab with Ollie again after her really bad previous collab with herAme...
Why does gura want messages in the SCs so bad? I was thinking of donating 100 with no message next stream but now i am unsure
Well too bad Gura because that's never gonna happen.
>>1573604>Yuru campVery nice
Roboco in 4 hours!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7n03RN8Jjk
Off collab is comingMore kissing art is getting madeMori and Ame both won honestly
Chumbeats, we need some more OC! We are brothers now!
BAN ALL RITUAL POSTERS
Thoughts?
>senpai collab coming soon(TM)I can't wait for Gura's collab in December!
FUCK YOU ENMA LET HER COLLAB ALREADY
>>1573628based
>>1573628there's two reasons for her choice
>>1573628Iname RISE UP
>I want to collab with senpaishttps://streamable.com/3bt097
>last thread
Can we kill the collab rrat for good now?
THERE'S SOMETHING IN THE WORKS
GurAme is ______
>>1573604touhou... oh no
>s-sugoiSHE'S
>JP collabsDYRB?
>she's unsure of how much she can discloseSenpai collab rrats are on the rise, invest before it's too late
>here's what I can say...ENMA HATE
>>1573604How can other schedules even compete?
Women don't understand their own feelings. Gura loves Amelia and wants to marry her. Cope
>MORE GURA HOLOLIVE COLLABSLETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>1573604I hope she paces herself. I want her to get healthy not entertain me
Ame loves Ina!
>>1573627
>collabs incoming>can't sayThe fucking suspense, goddamnit.
Gura chose Mori over Ame because she is trying to make Ame jealous and incite Ame to start pursuing Gura harder.
OHNONONO GURAMEKEKS
>>1573630We knew she had no input though. None of the girls had input. Even Ina who originally commissioned for BGM.
FUCK GURAMEFUCK INAMEIT'S AMETEAMATES TIME
>>1573604>RingfitOh god
Ina your time awareness reps.....
Can't wait for all the superchats to Ame calling her a cuck or something like that.
>>1573644no, it doesn't, because gura still talks about ame a lot more than she does calli.
>there's fun stuff comin, ok?
>>1573628wtf that actually looks like ame and gura
REMINDER ALL HOLOS WILL RETURN TO 2HU 2HUSCHADS WILL GET THE LAST LAUGH /JP/ IS 2HUS ONLY
>there is fun things coming, please waitBefore you retards go WOOOO, she said the same thing 1 month ago
How can you possibly defend this? https://streamable.com/kajf2b
>>1573647Cant believe after all those arguments, thats all it took to get the answer
>>1573644No, it's a silly answer to a silly question, anon. There is no secret meaning behind it.
>Ame doesn't stream>Anons eating their own cum>Now Gura jumps ship to CaligulaWHY DOES EVERYTHING GO TO SHIT WHEN AME'S NOT STREAMING
PORUKA ORUYO!
>>1573680IT IS COCObut most likely chama
>>1573665Mating press.
>>1573630Her song was shit anyways
ok, you faggots have inspired me. you>CALLIGULA/SAMETORI IS THE BEST HURR HURRfaggots have really fucking pushed me to the edge. do you faggots even watch gurame streams? do you have memory issues?here's the difference between you faggots and me. i liked the calligula stream, i think it was amazing. but if you think it's comparable, FUCKING COMPARABLE TO A WAY OUT WITH GURAME. YOU'RE WRONG. AND IM NOT EVEN GOING TO BRING THAT STREAM UP, LET ME BRING UP:a stream that had peak gurame chemistry, kino discourse, cute interactions, and minimal kayfabe: the gurame 51 collab.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41jBh3ueyBswhy? let me present a few premises.>the stream was almost entirely a zatsudanamong holoEN, it's quite rare to see two individuals have the intimacy required to defer towards zatsudan, off-topic chatting, as two friends would; rather than game-relevant talk.although this is a capacity that gurame has often demonstrated, it is definitely most evident in this stream. much of the stream is spent talking about their past, present activities, etc. this stands in stark contrast to a way out, where a lot of the talking was directed towards the game itself.>citation (a few examples, it gets better):https://youtu.be/41jBh3ueyBs?t=423https://youtu.be/41jBh3ueyBs?t=1621https://youtu.be/41jBh3ueyBs?t=1785https://youtu.be/41jBh3ueyBs?t=2019https://youtu.be/41jBh3ueyBs?t=2096https://youtu.be/41jBh3ueyBs?t=2165https://youtu.be/41jBh3ueyBs?t=2300 (lasts for a few minutes)https://youtu.be/41jBh3ueyBs?t=2527https://youtu.be/41jBh3ueyBs?t=3421https://youtu.be/41jBh3ueyBs?t=3449https://youtu.be/41jBh3ueyBs?t=3844https://youtu.be/41jBh3ueyBs?t=4091https://youtu.be/41jBh3ueyBs?t=4259https://youtu.be/41jBh3ueyBs?t=4441>both gura and ame acted like themselves: minimal kayfabe.related to premise #1, a common issue with gura on her non-member streams is her reluctance to drop her kayfabe, for good reason. this stream, however, is one of the rare streams (even moreso than member streams) in which gura really just peeled off the kayfabe.all the properties of her voice changed, and she seemed to be enjoying herself - not feeling obligated to speak, just having a fun time talking with amelia. this also applies to ame - though to a lesser degree, as she is already quite genuine on stream.>citation (just a few examples, watch the entire stream and notice how gura's demeanor changes rapidly starting from 5min):https://youtu.be/41jBh3ueyBs?t=946https://youtu.be/41jBh3ueyBs?t=1359https://youtu.be/41jBh3ueyBs?t=1683https://youtu.be/41jBh3ueyBs?t=1708https://youtu.be/41jBh3ueyBs?t=1797 (BIG VOICE LEAK)https://youtu.be/41jBh3ueyBs?t=1965https://youtu.be/41jBh3ueyBs?t=2040https://youtu.be/41jBh3ueyBs?t=2364 (googling on stream - not giving a fuck about stream composure)https://youtu.be/41jBh3ueyBs?t=2719 (gura reading ames chat on stream - doesnt care about stream composure)bonus: https://youtu.be/41jBh3ueyBs?t=4645>kino banter was at an all-time highis it the nature of the game, or is it just their close bond? its both. 51 collabs with other holoEN members really don't see as much kino banter and shit-talking as the collab involving these two.again, it demonstrates their closeness and comfort with one another - a common theme that permeates this collab.>citation (just a few examples for this one, there's a lot):https://youtu.be/41jBh3ueyBs?t=373https://youtu.be/41jBh3ueyBs?t=403https://youtu.be/41jBh3ueyBs?t=844https://youtu.be/41jBh3ueyBs?t=992https://youtu.be/41jBh3ueyBs?t=1374https://youtu.be/41jBh3ueyBs?t=1422https://youtu.be/41jBh3ueyBs?t=1752https://youtu.be/41jBh3ueyBs?t=2008https://youtu.be/41jBh3ueyBs?t=2219https://youtu.be/41jBh3ueyBs?t=3225now, a way out had its fair share of banter during the minigames - but it definitely was lacking in this department relative to the constant bants in this stream.>both ame and gura enjoyed it significantly.being a chummate i have caught many of their streams, and it is without a doubt that at least for a collab - this was the most enjoyable stream they've had.just look at what ame tweeted after the gamehttps://twitter.com/watsonameliaEN/status/1326794967394684928post-stream:https://youtu.be/41jBh3ueyBs?t=11209 ("it was really a lot of fun")and this comes to no surprise, she was laughing so frequently - and the laughs were genuine. listen to this laugh (from the collab, few examples again):https://youtu.be/41jBh3ueyBs?t=967https://youtu.be/41jBh3ueyBs?t=2288and a more artificial laugh from somewhere else:https://youtu.be/1w0Jb9cr0xs?t=897in conclusion, this collab was and still is the fucking PEAK of holoen chemistry. i sampled just ONE HOUR. ONE HOUR of the stream, and it was already dominated by 80%+ zatsudan, comfortable kino, extreme banterkino, etc. you will NEVER. and I REPEAT NEVER. fuckign SEE GURA or AMELIA DROP THEIR FUCKING KAYFABE LIKE THEY DID THAT DAY WITH ONE ANOTHER. so, fuck off.
>>1573640Don't forget that detective also has a secret harem that she's meeting up with while her meido is sleeping.
>>1573661SHUT UP FAGGOT
>>1573649>really badI thought it was pretty fun...
>>1573699yes, we knew that.
>>1573677KISSING
>>1573644doubt it, just last stream he said Ame checks in on her all the time
If Gura keeps up with her zatsudan skills I might actually be compelled to superchat
CALLIGULA JUST CANT STOP WINNING
>Doesn't know FEARShit taste Gura
>>1573643>>1573634But you can't marry your own brother
GOD IMAGINE IF HOLOEN BOUGHT THE /u/ SCHIZO ROLEPLAY>Ame hears Gura saying she'd rather marry Mori>Ame, who didn't feel nothing for Gura, starts feeling something weird and realizes she lost something important>Ame starts chasing Gura, but Gura doesn't return the attentions>In the meanwhile, Ina, who also didn't feel nothing particular for Ame, started growing affectionate to her due to her recent collabs, so starts actually getting interested in Ame who, however, is chasing Gura>in the meanwhile Gura is trying to grab the busy reaper's attentions>but Mori is actually starting to falling for Kiara as she misses her, and Kiara doesn't help because she wants that too>however Gura is trying to put in the middle of both of them, while Ame is chasing her and Ina is chasing AmeLOOK AT THIS FUCKING KINOJUST DO IT HOLOEN PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENOW I KNOW WHAT WRESTLINGFAGS FEEL HOLY SHIT I'M GOING TO EXPLODE HELP ME
AME GOT NTR'D KEK I AM SENDING AN SC ABOUT THIS
I just realized, all that time the thread spent puzzled over Gura's occasional weird pronunciations when she debuted and it wasn't even an accent, it was caused by her being a homeschooled rural farm girl and not knowing how to pronounce anything.Visage
>>1573653I think she just likes extracting topics to talk about from them.
REMINDER: DEADBEAT VICTORY THREAD, DRIVE OUT TEAMATES
Reminder
>don't know what to sayCocochi........please....
>>1573690Friend
a catto's fatto in dark divine
>>1573644no, she thinks calli would be a better wife
>Calligulafags getting uppityToday I will remind them!
I think we can all agree Mori ruined the ship.
>>1573700this but KIARANON once normie KFPs realize that kiara is pure WIFE material.
>>1573672RATT HATE
Reminder Guramechads Gura is just trying to illicit this response from Ame
>>1573604I can't believe how good the timing of the yuru camp watchalong is for me. I fucking love Ina.
>>1573653Probably because she needs something to bounce off for content
>>1573604As boring as her.
>>1573659>more kissing Gurame art>more caligula artNo matter what I win in this situation
>>1573649>after her really bad previous collab with herIt wasn't that bad though, just a bit awkward at first until she got the hang of Ollie's energy
GURA FUCKING HATES OLLIE
Oh no Ollie. . . .
>>1573670
>more InaCamp this weeklooks like comfy's back on the menu boys
>>1573722BASED
>>1573722THIS IS MY LAST COPE
Do you love her with all your heart?
>>1573638>>1573674>>1573675>>1573642She's said basically the same thing a while ago.
>>1573709february was pretty good tough.
>Gura wants to play DOOM
OH NO, THE /u/ SCHIZOS ARE ATTACKING, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
>>1573722Based but meds
>>1573635Me too!
Ollie...
>F.E.A.R>Dead spaceBased
>>1573722Ah, there it is
>>1573722BASEDMY FINAL COPEI AM GOING DOWN WITH THIS SHIP
>>1573722based
>>1573722>gura wants to MARRY mori>YOU GUYS ARE WRONGexplain why she doesn't want to marry ame
>Gura is addicted to Terraria>Coco is also addicted to TerrariaChances the Senpai collab is Coco?
>Gura doesn't know I exist
>>1573694Ame's already moved on and you should too.
>>1573722Like clockwork
>>1573722based but meds
>>1573751KIRITO???
>>1573653put in a generic thank you gura and she would just read your name
>>1573713Is this the final yab?
>>1573673>Gura folding my stained underwearUohhh...
>>1573731Deadbeats don't watch streams.
>>1573722Gura deboonked all this.
Just got off of work, why is gurame dead?
>>1573713I appear to have gone deaf.
What did Gura say about Amelia that is making anti-Gurame schizos post?
Shitposting aside, Calligula winning is one of the most least expected things I thought would happen
>>1573700Reminder that teamates would gladly fuck each other and let Ame watch
>>1573722Now this kind of /u/schizo it's what i was missing
>>1573722Holy shit /u/ schizo....I kneel
>>1573717POLKA!
>>1573722HE'S GOING ALL OUT
>>1573708hlg has something to say about that.
>>1573604>3.03 - 3.08 Ina...
>>1573722Is it possible for a post to be cringe but based at the same time
>>1573745holy fuck this is hot
ANON?!
>>1573739Nah, that sounds fucking stupid. Leave it as the dumb joke everyone knows it is.
>>1573630The fact it went up on the Hololive EN channel was all the indication we needed that the album was a Cover thing, not something done by the girls.
>>1573778Love this bitch!Imagine that atomic drop on your dick
>>1573605calm down Amelia
>>1573724>>1573739I wish EN went all in on the yuribaiting kayfabe
>>1573661DELETE THIS
I bet it's a song/cover collab. It's the biggest and most "fun" thing she can comfortably do with them
>>1573739/vt/ is a civilized board where all conflicts and rrars are resolved in the wrestling ring. Might makes right in these lands.
Looking objectively here, Ame would be a poor wife. Keep in mind marriage isn't always just about romantic love, in fact for most of history it was about power consolidation.
>>1573722someone do a Mori version of this
>>1573722BASEEEEEEEEEEEED
Deadbeats will defend this https://files.catbox.moe/fjxaej.mp3
>>1573780But no JP collabs.
>>1573644It's possible, but in all honesty their dynamic is completely different.Ame usually riffs on Gura in their collabs, while Gura riffs on Mori, so she might feel more comfortable goofing off and toying with Mori.
This fat cat loves eating her teen girls from bottom to top.
>>1573743>>1573764Okay, I'll think of something interesting to put in
Anyone know how to grab gifs from Twitter? Ina liked this https://twitter.com/chrone_co/status/1370319306286764033 and it's cute
>>1573722FUCKING LOL
How will we recover....
>>1573722Holy cope. Vocaroochads better preserve deliver.
>>1573751Me on the right.
>>1573551BOOBA
>>1573722Uh based?!
>>1573795They're already married
>>1573751Wtf don’t dox me anon, not cool.
KIARA! MY SHIP JUST SANK LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Why do people keep asking for FEAR? A hundred youtubers play it on Halloween, they try it for half an hour, then drop it. It's so ridiculously monotonous.
>>1573722
>>1573796>Gura is addicted to valheim>Coco is addicted to valheim>**** is addicted to valheim
>>1573722Based /u/schizo
Should girls love girls?
>>1573722>>1166226>not originalYou're not the real timestamp schizo.
Cheer up, Gurame friends! I have just the thing you can do to cope with this, it's good for you!
>>1573751Too old
>>1573706WHY DONT ARTISTS PAINT HER NAILS FUCK OFF
reupload?
>>1573796The same chances for a valhime collab
>>1573722AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA TAKE MY POWER /U/SCHIZOO
>>1573722>Not all capsJust isn't the same since the yab
>>1573733cards?
Official EN Pairings>Ina x Ame>Mori x Gura>Kiara x Rrat Poster
The best part about /vt/ is that I can open it any time of the day at see no less that ten Kiara threads! I sure do love Kiara threads!
>>1573834i think you misunderstand what "disowned" means. she was not giving new information.
Ina re-upload
>>1573604>no tako cock rating stream0/10
>>1573747i aprob of this new fatto catto DMC arc
Can we talk about how strong the bond between Gawr Gura and Amelia Watson is? Those two are so close it feels like no one or no thing could come between them!GurAme love!
I can't believe a fucking superchat reading after duolingo is more fun than the entirety of last week
>>1573854google it
>>1573722Based literal /u/ schizo. I will go down in this ship with you
>>1573869It's from like January, anon.
Holy shit google translate
>>1573739>but Mori is actually starting to falling for Kiara as she misses her, and Kiara doesn't help because she wants that tooMore like Mori is falling in love with Ame. Ame is the one who awakened her to the potential of ASMR. Ame is the one she puts on a pedestal. She was in Ame's Hotel ASMR stream using her voice to fall asleep.
>>1573839Delete yourself.
>>1573722Based beyond belief
AmeMates is the only true pairing sorry GurAme and InAme
>>1573803No that's retard baby boi hes a good kid.
>>1573722Extremely based
>>1573759never happening, Kiara cultivated a /u/schizo audience that'll never leave and normalfags will always shut down anything fun
Ah, the breakdown is what I've been waiting to see.Don't you worry, /u/schizos. In time, you'll learn the ways of Erolive. You'll learn that in Hololive, there is no such thing as monogamy./u/nity is the understanding that harems will be the defining factor of this company for decades to come. You'll all be part of the two main harems eventually; Okayu's, or Flare's.
>>1573869Lets be real, nobody is ever going to be the original timestamp schizo.
>>1573887Eh nothing change
Gooruh
>>1573881based
>we say Mori instead of Calli>but >we say Calligula
Google knows.
"Calligulafags aren't shipfags"Remember to never listen to a Calligulanigger's lies
chumbuds, i'm so glad gura doesn't have to slave away cleaning some nasty unappreciative business for a humiliating wage anymore.
>>1573722Based Schizo
>>1573866ENMA IS ADDICTED TO VALHEIM
>>1572834It's really hard to define lowest brain power because, well, they were all hired for a reason, yeah? Considering the lack of yabs overall from Hololive after all these years despite how hands-off Cover seems sometimes it seems likely that one of the requirements for being hired is, at minimum, being a semi-functional adult who can stay professional when needed or at least be smart enough to know how to avoid major yabs.With all that being said, I think the best way to therefore judge "brain power" is to look at something they all do somewhat equally, which is playing video games....Which doesn't make it easier. Because while it might seem on the surface that Ame is the best due to her reflexes and thousands of hours she's put into CS:GO and Apex, there have been instances where Gura has picked up on game mechanics faster than Ame. Gura also button mashes way faster and is godlike at Rhythm games, and her aim is actually quite decent in RDR despite playing at awful framerates and was decent in Apex despite being new tot he game.Ina's aim isn't actually that bad, considering her TF2 gameplay and the fact that she probably doesn't regularly play those games. She took a while to beat Hollow Knight's boss but she really got into the story and explored the game, which I think is also a sign of intelligence—that you can understand and enjoy a game's themes. She also progressed through Visage way faster than Gura, though I'm not sure if that's really that notable.Mori got a lot better (from someone who doesn't play fighting game's point of view) at Blazblue over just a few streams, and from my perspective her reflexes were actually pretty good. I think she's doing pretty decently in Cuphead as well?And lastly we get to Kiara...who I'd say might be the worst, maybe, but she also welcomes backseating when she asks and upon learning that she was playing mario64 through OBS at a severe delay I was just in awe, I absolutely hate delay and cannot play under that kind of circumstance. So Kiara might actually be severely nerfing herself in various ways, which are hard to tell. I think she got through Nier's "tutorial" pretty quick, though?If we go back minecraft, I'd probably hand it to Ina being the smartest since she's the one most willing to look up redstone and build redstone stuff, but I think all of the minecraft stuff is highly dependent on individual motivation and playstyle.
GAWRU GURA
>>1573722THEY ARE LOVERS
>>1573722Why take meds when I can take what you are having. Please give me some.
I'm a Gurame fan.
that was a cute giggle
ENTER
>>1573917Correct
>Deliberately fucking up your translation software for memesYeah good work Google...
>>1573722>not all caps>not addressing the "marry mori" situation>re-used timestampsWhy are the schizos so lazy now? Honestly what happened?
>>1573722Based
>>1573644No, that's a silly take. Even if it was a serious answer it just means she considers Mori a better potential spouse. They aren't actually gay to begin with anyways.
>>1573887>Didn't re-upload the schedule with the cock rating stream
You think you are all great and mighty with your numbers Gura. Be careful with what you speak
>>1573887Only change was the range of dates on the top right
INA IN A NON-NENE JP CHATWHAT IS THIS
>>1573916It was just fixing the date on the top right
WAHH
>>1573739based,rent free
>>1573722This is a high IQ, high charisma postBut you decide to spend your talents on gurame shipping so you do you I guess
>>1573911kiara needs to do ASMR and hammer the WIFE experience directly into their tiny normie heads.
>>1573722/u/CHAD'S FURTHER PROVING THEMSELVES AS THE SUPERIOR RACE. FUCKING KNEELED.
>>1573858fuck I was gonna say preserve this post for future threads but deleted it and just added deliver but forgot to delete.
>>1573722HE CAME BACK
>>1573644Why are Calligulaniggers like this?
>>1573897I was too lazy to dig through warosu for the original so I just used the one posted on /vt/
>>1573920>Gura is a gypsyDropped.
>>1573913Okayu WILL fuck Gura on stream.
>calls Mori her bro>Is dad now cause of Kiara>Now calls her wifeGura are you retarded?
>>1573908holy shit Ame is fucking huge
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4MW9ymk4d4>sorry i am late to schedule, i napped and just woke up ToTame how much have you been sleeping.. guess no schedule today
Enma... don't look
>>1573920yes because people abuse the suggest an edit to make google do that
Calli x Gura!
>>1573644Leaving /u/ schizo shit apart, I bet my ass she thought it on a very lewd way. She probably find Mori's model the hottest or something.
YOU ARE DOING YOUR REPS, RIGHT YOU FUCKS???????
>>1573923She was probably doing it to make ends meet before HER took off, huh?
>>1573944me bottom right
EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP, GURAME IS NOT DEAD AND HERE'S WHY:It's been clear forever that Ame doesn't see Gura that way, at least not yet. At the same time, Gura has clearly longed for Ame in a way that is unrequited and painfully obvious. Just look at timestampschizo's document, the receipts are there and can't be denied.At the same time Gura has great chemistry with Mori, but it's a fun relationship with not much flirting and it's very sibling-like. So you have to pick between them, what do you do?Obviously, you go for the safe choice that you can play off, haha I'm gonna marry Calli, but no feelings are hurt because Calli obviously doesn't see Gura that way either, and Ame doesn't feel uncomfortable or put on the spot. Ame has said before she doesn't want to be reduced to being Gura's girlfriend, and Gura wouldn't want to make the woman she loves be uncomfortable.Gura is putting her chips on an offcollab. She's playing the long game, because she knows Ame is hers, she just needs to persist. The "kiss Ame" was playful flirting and it's just one step of many on the way to making Ame hers.tl;dr: THEY ARE GOOD FRIENDS BUT WILL ULTIMATELY BE LOVERS
>>1573837I'm glad they don't. It's already enough with one of them pretending "pretending" to be a dyke all the time.
Wattching Noel continue to show off her increasingly and heavily improving eigo as she does her duolingo reps online while doing her english training reps offline cultivating to some incredible growth.While Pizza Dad exposes a lot of us by showing no signs of tiring out while he continues to show everyone that's got the body and stamina of a pizza loving Adonis.While Gura continues talking about clothes and furniture as she gets completely side tracked as she reads supachats.While Lamy chops down many trees, activates the Lamy Mower and bashes the shit out of rocks for gems as she performs the menial tasks of Story of Season with lots of vigor.While Temma is STILL looping, almost becoming an endless loop as he raises his resources to take on the absolute unit of a secret boss in Loop Hero.While in 30 Minutes, Ame blesses the day as goslings and teamates rejoice to the high heavens as she comes online to play some Apex Legends.While in 30 minutes, the beautiful sexy genius adult not baby Princess Luna will show us the sickengly adorable Duolingo stream she does and cause mass amount of sugar comas.So friends where we at?
how cute!
>>1573810but im a deadbeat...
>>1573880https://mega.nz/folder/H4dUgZIQ#IAwNvrBCPl1qUcx72bdlUQ
Patrick...
>>1573813Gura got a "pat marry kiss" questionIna, Mori, Ame. Exact order.
>>1573921At this point you might as well call gura a "Calligulanigger", since she wants to marry Mori.
>>1573722holy shit the amount of copium, calligura is way better and cuter
>>1573635I love Ina too!
>>1573921>t. faggotYou can marry your bro in a non-romantic way
>>1573890Shut up nigger gura and ame would kill each other if it meant one got ahead as all whores do. Cum gargla could care less about her co-workers,disgusting freak.
CALLIGULA LEWD ASMR COLLAB SOON
>>1573551I heard noel wont read english SCs anymore? This true?
>>1573722Based as fuck, Calligulaniggers get the rope
>>1573917It's a better name.
>>1573929my Tenchou is dumb and slow, but once she realizes what you need to do, she usually gets the hang of it. usually.
>>1573722Finally an actual professional /u/ schizo
>>1573971Cattoposter?!?
>>1573994Right here Ayamefriend!
Last thread was the best one in weeksI love you anons
Gura's superchat readings are always something. Just the other day she invigorated gurame schizos, now she's nearly killed them.Also interesting IRL lore and we get to know more about her anime taste.
>>1573900No
>>1573722H-haha...he stopped holding back...
>>1573941Lots of their less important translations are based on ML combing through various sources. The AI probably thinks Gura in English actually does translate to Gawr Gura in kana.
>>1573953Which one?
>>1573677>FRIENDYou have to let it go anon...
>>1573973>not wanting to fuck your bro
>>1573973gura loves mori, she asks her a ton of questions about music, mori teaches her slang and they have cute moments of trying to 1-up each other with lewd jokes. they clearly like each other, if only they had similar timezones
>>1573981ENMA FOR FUCKS SAKE. TEAR DOWN THAT WALL
>>1573921Please don't call Gura a nigger.
>>1573722DON'T GIVE UP, GURAME CHAD
>>1573779Collab with ID?
>>1573604>Splatoon 2Please play online again>52 minute RFA>on a worknightIna...
>>1574011yea
>>1573987I had to wake up early for work, and i did some /fit/ reps with pizza dad. I'm too tired to do any more.
>>1573771
>>1574001King shit. 神様、ありがとう。
>>1573913>implying I can’t be /u/nity AND a GuramefagThis is the perfect drama. Ame fighting to keep her harem together while deadbeats plot to sabotage it so they can be with Mori until it ends with an involving every fanbase.
>>1573834It was kinda a "Cover thing". Ina wanted new BGM and when she asked P-chan for it, during talks which none of the girls were involved in, it became "full gen image album".
>>1573981forget those two dorks and marry me instead Gura
>>1573987Doing my japanese reps.I don't want to do my art reps.
>>1573981Gura snitches get stitches.
>>1573925Is that how you say cock in swedish?
>>1573713NOEL....LOVEKARAOKE....LOVE!
NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>1573818Kill yourself
>>1573649>has to collab with Ollie again after her really bad previous collab with herminority opinion, look at how many fucking views it has
>>1573929Based analysis but also dodging to answer the question yet again and leaving it stalemate.
>non-debuff voiceHOLY FUCKING I'M COOOOOOMINGGGGG
GURA, THINK OF THE VOD.....
>>1573981Enma heading to Ina's house to break more shit at this very moment.
>>1573921You Guramefags will simply never understand
>>1573994Relaxing with Pizza dad before I go to sleep friend. I have fucked my sleep pattern just to train with a cool guy.
>>1573722hey alright
>>1573815She wants to kiss her
Gura CUTE!
>>1573981BASED
>>1573756>not "by Death"So close.
NNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
MY HEART
>>1574001based
Who the fuck are the foot fags that got Vtuber feet trending? I need to know who to deem as fucking based
>>1574001disgustingbased
NNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>1573713It has ___
You guys okay? Thought you hated /u/schizos not support them
>>1574029NO!!!
>>1573713Defend? I wholeheartedly promote it and wish for more.
>>1573996>Ti will never forgive trannies for forcing their mangled dick disorder into sexualities.
LETS FUCKING NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>1574067>this is what the retard thinks is the mythical non-debuff voice
>>1574014I like Calli but Mori is faster to type
GURA LUNA COLLAB MAKE IT HAPPEN
>>1573994Here fridn
Does Gura watch all her senpais or what?
>Deadbeats hear one thing about Mori and start spamming the thread and start using it as an excuse to shit on AmeliaReminder that Deadbeats are the true cancer Fanbase.
んなあああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああ
>>1573890Based Roy?
>>1574029>not a shrimp>not a SCDon't worry anon
>>1574048When and why?
>>1573673based thread disturber
AHHHHHHHHHHH
んなああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああ
>>1573722Maybe take less meds next time okay?
Lunaitos run these threads
>>1573913Fuck /u/nity, Calligulaniggers killed that a long time ago
>>1573600>>1573635
Nice! now only need to wait Ame kill InAme then finally /u/ can neck themself.
God that was cute
>>1573713SOUL
I WANT TO EJACULATE INSIDE GURA!
>>1574082Rushia senpai pettan.
>>1574102They're not shitting on Ame they're shitting on Gurame fags.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rd5ZZThyrMooh no.. more Nanolish
>>1574045It was in the context of collabing with her senpai. Which didn't happen.
Anyone got the webm of FAT AMERICAN DRAGON ASS hitting Watame?
>>1574095he's not a shrimp, it's the closest he'll get
>>1574041Never.
>>1574011>>1574048What did the retards do now?
>>1574113BASED
>>1574057Do your art reps or else...
Lol.Gura always makes these threads a fucking rollercoaster.Fucking ironic because the thread was very slow and with off-topic stuff mostly, then SUDDENLY it fucking exploded and here we are.I love her so much.
>>1574082RUSHIA FLAT xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>1574099yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3i2k4VfNrS8Gura is already married to Ame, she can't marry her twice. Calli is just a concubine to the Emperor Shark.
How bad was Polka. such that she's being made fun of by Duo?
>>1574086I support watching them have a meltdown.
>>1573987doing my self-hatred reps!
>>1573722This post was typed by an autistic deadbeat.
Inamechads just can't stop winning.
>>1573722Eh'yup. That boy needs meds.
>>1574016I have always been open with my wish to have Okayu and Gura win in the end.
>>1574102lmao nice attempt, you didnt even try to use an en image
>>1574122We know calli...
I WANT TO EJACUALTE INSIDE ANON!
I know she was trying to be cute but does Gura realize she just mogged Luna?
>>1574123he probably means >>1573744
Mori Love
Which JP chat was Ina in?
what's the endgoal of the elevens learning english gonna be?when are they gonna be 上手 enough for EN collabs en masse?
https://twitter.com/GurAmelia/status/1371160104876183552THEY ARE
>Hinata came to the party uninvited HINATA HATE
>>1574088Every letter in there is a mental illness.
>>1573981holy shit did Enma finally submit to cock and let EN interact with Coco?
>>1574086Calligulafags are shitposters, please understand
>>1574001
>>1574082LOOK AT HOW FLAT SHE IS
>>1574141Who’s the fucking harem lord here?
>>1574113Run it right into the ground.
>>1574160Noel
>>1574099She doesn't watch Coco's big chunguses at least.
>>1573722based, calligulakeks have no response for this
>>1574135Remember the similar explosion when Gura hinted at an off-collab with Ame? She knows what she's doing.
>>1574135what did I miss
>>1574088okay Kiara
>>1574099towa...
>>1573716BECAUSE AME WAS GONEMORI WAS HEREIT'S COLD AT NIGHT WHEN YOU SLEEP ALONE
>>1573722zzz
>>1573722It's meaningless now anon...gura said so
>>1574132>>1574108Probable ESL sent her a "Jack off your horse" superchat.
>>1574165Bi is normal, all the others are mental illness.
>>1574133Soulless vs SOUL
>>1574057Art reps are the most torturous form of reps in this world.
>>1574146Friend
Man it's so weird hearing "thank you" instead of Arigato in a sc reading.
>>1573722MY GURAMEKEKS COPE
>>1574200>Bi is normal
>>1574200No.
>>1574133God, Ina is so fucking talented
>>1573722Extremely based.
>>1574085It has the longer the Icon of Sin is on earth the stronger it becomes.
>>1574102You missed 15 hours ago when they were shitting on Marine.
The poal to decide Gurame's fate in these threadshttp://poal.me/6ru8bohttp://poal.me/6ru8bohttp://poal.me/6ru8bohttp://poal.me/6ru8bo
>>1573973>not wifeing your dadbro
>>1574183Respond to deez nuts
>>1574141That's hot
Wow Miss Shirogane is already almost at 1mil
>>1573994Appreciating my ayamebro
>>1574165lesbian is cute and sexygay is disgustingbi is cool too, but only if its a girl
>>1574213yeschad.png
>>1573987japanese reps. I'm nearly done with hiragana.gonna fuckin' make it
23 more mins and the SC reading will be half the stream.
Why constrain yourself to one ship? GurAme is romantic and sweet and Calligula is sexy and cuteEnjoy both I say!
>>1573981Context onegaiWhere was this??? Was it Goomba's chat?
How come Gura never gives us shark facts anymore?I miss shark facts :(
>>1574165Based Anya.
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING AGAINI THOUGHT I WAS FUCKING FREE OF THIS SHIT AFTER THE USEGI BOWL WAS DONENOW WE HAVE A FUCKING SAME-BOWL, AND PARALLELPOSTERS ARE LOSING A G A I NHOW DID I NOT SEE THIS SHIT COMING WHEN IT WAS SO OBVIOUS THAT THE ONE WHOSE BIRTHDAY IS 4/4 WOULD HAVE THE SAME OUTCOME AS 428 AND GET AN UNDERDOG WIN
>>1574200bi is only normal for girls
>>1574209general pekorin danke schon
>>1574180Or she's forced to not acknowledge Coco at all. Which is weird, considering her first karaoke had a solid 3 songs dedicated to her.
>>1573722/u/ schizos are in a frenzy, abandon ship!
Just tuned into Noel's stream. Was Hinata in the men's restroom?
WHEN DID GURAME DIE???
>>1574221do you niggers really push yuri relationships unironically
>>1573992i understand this is a haha funny schizopost but i legit am seeing way too many incidents where Gura answers in a way that could be construed as her not putting Ame as the answer because she might actually feel that way but doesn't want to make it weird for Ame IRLhmm.
Everyone stop panicking, Gura didn't say marry Ame because Ame is already married to __me__
gura helped close the pool
>>1573722CUT MY SHIP INTO PIECESTHIS IS MY LAST COPE
I just want to apologize to KFP. Anyone whoever called you guys the worst fanbase was wrong. Deadbeats take that title easily at the mere chance to shit on Ame and her ships
CLUB PENGUIN
>>1574226I already got all the nuts I need fag
>>1574259yes, it's fun
>>1574154Me too!
>>1574219Wait, why?
>>1574165BASED
>>1573722https://voca.ro/1gqXV9AQRK4q
>>1574167Never directly on stream. They 100% definitely talked behind the scenes like a lot of other shit that goes on.
I want some barbie horse adventure
>>1574240Harem protag Gura!
>gura likes CP
>>1574221IT'S OVER
>>1573987I'm doing my MH rise reps, I'm going to beat this fucker right here right now
>>1574186Archive reps, man.
>I do not enjoy the newest animal crossingKIARA BTFO
GURA NO, NINTENDO WILL GET MAD
club penguin, huh?
I'm not a gurame shipfag, but gura had an interesting answer when it came to choosing mori over ame.. why would this be the case? I think gura secretly wants to be like mori, or at least similar. Mori is better at speaking off the top of her head, knows how to make music, lives in japan and works hard every day. Gura on the other hand, laments her lack of speaking skills, wants to make music but doesnt know how, wants to visit japan for hololive and struggles with keeping up hard work everyday.. Gura is almost like a child in this aspect, she looks up to m ori so she wants to marry her, this is not very uncommon. Like an overly attached kid wanting to be with someone forever because they want to be like them. This is not love though, it's just an expression of idealization. Gura likes mori a lot but is misinterpreting that as "marrying her", ideally you want to marry someone similar to you who understands your flaws and you both have a mutual understanding of each other. Mori and gura are on different planes right now, whereas ame and gura are much closer honestly and will have an off-collab in the summer.
>>1574163>pressed on how Watson is in the bed, Gura replied "She is so good you guys" without hesitation
>>1574221Teamates seem to me of InAmefag types to me.
>>1574259Yes they do. They try to hide behind claiming its shitposting.
GURA CONFIRMED FOR SICK OF NUTENDO'S SHIT
>>1573722Counterpoint:>marry mori
>>1574269I'd rather watch my oshi interact with all Holo girls without having a need to force a specific pairing
>>1574200nope.avi
>>1574240Because Calligula is shit
>>1574165cringeL is hot and makes my dick hard
>PS2 gamesNo Gura, I can't love you more than this...
How much you guys wanna bet sinfag is here shitting up the thread right now?
>>1574251Enma took her to the shed and whipped her raw.
>>1574175Mori has the Main character protagonist Harem black hole Aura. Ame has a slightly weaker Harem aura. Gura is trying to conquer both Harem blackholes thus becoming the Harem King of Hololive. Basically her strategy is your wife's wife is my wife.
>check thread>guramefags on absolute damage controlThis is a good timeline
>FUCK ANIMAL CROSSDRESSING I'M NOT PLAYING THAT GAY SHITJesas Gura calm down
I will watch NAAAAAAAA
>>1574221 Well, its decided, Gurame is alive and well.Ignore the poal after this post since it'll get proxied.
>IS THERE CUTE GIRLS IN IT?gura is exactly like me
>>1574264Nah KFP still get the rope. They're the fucking worst and I don't give a shit about ships.T.eamate
>>1574259No, I push it ironically
>does it have cute girls in it?She's definitely gay
>>1573987I've got shit to do but spent the day playing Lobotomy Corp again and now I'm here.
>>1574268Nice tits Risu
>>1574241Noel chat
>>1574278/u/nity
>>1574133it physically hurts to use my wrist>>1574203i feel that on a personal level
BREEDING BEGORA LIKE A RRABBIT
Holy shit. /u/schizos really are lonely fags arent they? Gura didn't mean anything by wanting to marry Mori you fucking idiots. Wanting to be maritally involved with your bro is common and it does not in any way insinuate a romantic relationship. If you fags actually have homies, you'd know this
>>1574273God I fucking love this thread
>>1574268Of all the posts in /vt/, I choose to believe this one is 100% Risu herself
>>1574273kek
I haven't watched Haikyuu either because there aren't enough cute girls.
>>1573981Where was this?
STOP TRYING TO TURN MY OSHI INTO A FUJO YOU FAGGOTS
>>1574309Bullshit, Yagoo himself popped in chat. You don't get more management-approved than that.
gura is a lesbian
>>1574221This poll is trash. Should just be yes or no.
>>1574259there's a lot of retarded teenagers in these threads who do
>>1574324Only fags would watch anime with boys in it
>>1574273Absolutely based
>>1574141This is true!
>won't watch a show without any cute girlsshe's so homo it's agonizing
>>1574308Of course he's here. he's a Calligulanigger
>>1574290you niggas really just write the introduction paragraph to your college thesis over this imaginary relationship shit, huh?
Haikyuu has one hot girl. Who's the other?
>>1574308>drowned out by /u/ and anti-/u/ war
this thread desperately needs more booba
>>1574307She said that 3 months ago.
>is there cute girls in it?why is she such a lesbian? i mean i guess it's still better than being a fujoshi but still.
>Only really interested in anime with cute girls in i tpretty based taste
I MISSED IT WHAT DID GURA SAY ABOUT MORI HOLY FUCK
>>1574264eh, don't worry. kiara will do something to make the schizos seethe soon.>>1574322this guy gets it.
>>1574219>citation needed
>>1574308t.sinsfag probably and who?
>>1573953where?
>>1574273based and no meds
eeyee
>>1574321>>1574324I mean, she's a confirmed SoLchad
Why is Gura's voice echoing so bad it's giving me a headache? Does ENMA ever manage her girls what the fuck
>>1574186Last 2 threads
>>1574308Report it and wait for the list of (Deleted) posts.
>>1574213You wouldn't fuck this?https://files.catbox.moe/cc7ndi.jpg
>>1574246OH NO NO NO AMEKEKS WE GOT TOO COCKY
YOU HAVE UNO
>>1574246Ninomae......
>>1574221Let me explain something to you about shipfags, anon, presuming that everyone voting on this is a shipfag in the first place.When Gurame was the clear ""winner"" for months, you still had Inamefags persisting, as a random example. Actual shipfags who push for their yuri ship aren't really discouraged by much at all, they just want to see their pairs together.
>>1573722Tl:dr
NO MALES
>>1574354She is just an SOLfag
>>1574345I'm sad that I can't actually figure out who you're talking about.
Rate the stream and the threads kek.I love Gura so much.
>>1574358me
>>1574141based
>>1574273I can smell this soundclip, absolutely based
>>1574339Sports anime, aside from being boring, is super gay.
>>1574357You /a/pocalpyse fags should know what shipping can be like.
>>1573987I WONT LEARN JAPANESEAND I WONT PLAY MAHJONG
>>1574330more like c/u/nnity lmfoa
>>1574350ogey
>>1574358Kenma
>>1574221OH NO NO NO CALLIGULABROS?
did Gura thanked Lucitan SC?
>>1574368she said mori is more like a brother
>>1574377She sounds fine to me, it's on your side, anon.
>>1574336>one lucky anon got called a fag by Risu herself
>>1574368she sees her as a brother
God I'm so glad Gura is realizing how awful of a person Amelia is. Unlike that lazy piece of shit, Mori is hard working and totally would be there for Gura. Amelia is a cancerous blight on EN and should be pushed away from all of them. She's fucking the biggest leech and should be far away from Gura. Amelia just used Gura to get fame and then just makes jokes at her behind her back. Fuck Amelia, that ungrateful cunt and fuck her retarded fanbase. Gura has chosen Mori and now Amelia niggers are on suicide watch. It's okay, Amelia has her hotel boyfriend that she's with with for the last week to spend all her time with. Get fucked.
>>1574381Ame = Yotsuba
>>1574268I think it's kinda funny that there's basically no way Risu could get away with that NNN series today with all the new rules
>>1574331Luna kept playing the piano until she couldn't take the wrist pain anymore, anon. Man the fuck up and see a doctor
>>1574407Yes
>>1574335Imagine being so autistic that you unironically take /u/schizos without a grain of salt
>>1574380>3DBEGONE WHORE
I like Animal crossing but there's nothing to do in it past a certain point, once you got your island how you like it or get the villagers you want.
Is Gura going to help Ame move?
Calm down, this isn't a true confirmation unless someone in chat brings this up in Mori's stream and she doesn't react in heterosexual disgust.
Why is Gura so stressed out about moving the streams an hour ahead?
>>1574380Thats a dude so no.
Ina's schedule is so shit.
>>1574273You sound like my hazy memory of Danny DeVito as the Penguin in Batman Returns.
>>1574357>HorribleSubs>Attack on Titan
>>1574377Sounds like a you problem.
Ame mention...It's not the same...
IS AME STREAMING SOON?!?!
GOGOGO AME GO
>>1574308We don't need sinfag to implode the thread into shipping wars, anon. And he only does that during dead hours (I think?)
Damn i fucking picked up my fuckinng cum bottle and accidentally took a swig. Fuck you guys. you made me laugh and I was looking for water
>Ame is busy? ? ?
>>1574368Someone asked her a sfw "kill marry fuck" question and she said kiss ame and marry mori
I wonder which Homostar can speak the best English.
>>1574377there is a very slight amount of room reverb in her audio when she yells but there is no other echo.
>>1574335kill yourself
>>1574378Ame...
>>1574273>https://voca.ro/1gqXV9AQRK4qAnd to think I almost went to sleep early tonight.
>>1574367KFP tags in youtube chat might be annoying but I will respect KFP for the shit they have to endure
Gura sounds so down about Ame being too busy to hang out with her....
>>1573722Not even meds will save him..
>>1574393Fun/10 the SC reading was the best partMio wheeze/10
JWU, why are /u/schizos in a panic?
>>1574451Is this literally your first thread and first stream?
>>1574368She wants to fuck Mori like her brother
https://youtu.be/VVYkQEa09mQThe title is not clickbait, holy fuck Subaru you put Gura to shame...
>>1574415Gonna cry Deadbeat?
>>1574380I need to see more. Who is he?
>>1573722BASED and meds
so is all this /u/schizo posting genuine and you people are actually having a mental breakdown or is everyone here on several layers of irony? I can't tell on the internet anymore.
>>1574335Pirates had a form of bro marriage called matelotage
>married Mori>Does it so twitter, Mamaloni, and Kiara can go out on an autistic fit>While Gurame artists can do more kissing artPretty nice if I say so myself
>>1574451She's moving dum dum
>>1574313I'm loving this. What a cute couple they are!
>>1574436Mori literally can't shut up about men and the qualities in them that she likes.
>>1574380>3d>on my animu girl-centric boardAWAY!
>>1573722>Just reposting gurame schizo's work. I'm ashamed of you. Repurposing the first few sentences doesn't change the fact that this entire thing is stolen.
>>1574393this was a good week for streams.
>>1574393Duolingo 3/10Duolingo thread 4/10Supa reading 9/10Supa reading threads 10/10
>>1574385Yeah, because that's why Calligulafags are celebrating the "death" of Gurame for the thousandth time.
>>1574445in 30min aprox
>>1574464>panicThis is the most fun I’ve had shitposting about Gurame since Ame called Gura her wife.
>>1574213>>1574303>>1574214t. beta virginsAll the most chad men throughout history were bisexual.
GOOMBA ROOMBA GOOMBA ROOMBA
GOOMBA ROOMBA GOOMBA ROOMBA GOOMBA ROOMBA GOOMBA ROOMBA GOOMBA ROOMBA GOOMBA ROOMBA GOOMBA ROOMBA GOOMBA ROOMBA GOOMBA ROOMBA GOOMBA ROOMBA GOOMBA ROOMBA
>>1574454Pizza dad.
goomba roomba>goomba roombagoomba roomba>goomba roombagoomba roomba>goomba roombagoomba roomba>goomba roomba
>>1574449Did it smell like bleach?
>>1574454Roberu and Pizza Dad i think
Is Noel's viewer numbers going down? It's only bordering 5K, Is the Duolingo buff over? Are the EOPs going back to Uto or waiting for Luna?
>p-san (EnPro)>"j-chad">Enma>that "other" manager Ame mentioned>JenmaPlease explain to me what all of these people do to justify a full-time paycheck.
>imagine ever leaving before goomba roomba goomba roomba
>>1574415t.
>>1574504FASTER
>>1574393SC READ >>>>>>>>> DUO
This superchat reading was better than the stream itself, so many dead, thanks Gura
>>1574418Shit rrat. Internet meme humor has always been allowed.
>>1574454This ripped son of a bitch
>>1574273kek and meds
>>1574335either youre new or autistic manits funposting
>>1574473at least JP holos dont give a shit and bitch about RFA clips after the stream ends like gura did. who cares if people jack off to you? i hate when girls do that
>>1574464Gura accidentally tabbed out of Duolingo and there was a huge cock in her browser.
>>1574393The SC reading and the threads during it was better than anything we had last week, hololive should just go full zatsudan.
>>1574415I found Kiara
>>1574503And look where they ended up - dead and known throughout history as faggots who took it up the ass.
>>1574436Retards will just see that as her being Tsun.
>>1574082Sakura miko-chan feet when?
>>1574483If anything the gurame artists will slow down and begin drawing calligula since gurame artists just like gura in general.
>>1574393BTFO GURAME FAGS/10
>>1574393got a bit bored at duolingo section, amazing sc reading 8/10she should do more zatsudan stream honestly
>>1574504SOMEBODY GET MY OSHI OFF THAT THING
>>1574357>/a/ refugees doesn't know about /u/schizos at full power
>>1573722they're friends
>3h 45min streamNot bad, and every moment was fun as fuck.RATE THE STREAM
>>1574495Not really sure what you're trying to say.
>>1574464>Kiss Ame>Marry MoriThey both won because I get more art of both
>>157439310/10Cuter than usual, as usual.
>>1574520
>>1574546FASTER.
>>1574477No clue found the pic on /fit/
>>1574393Nipnonchingbong: 3/10Superchat readings: Terraria stream/10
splice together all the GOOMBA ROOMBAS goomba has done for the ultimate GOOMBA ROOMBA
>>1574449Did it taste like battery acid?
>>1574546Why? She's enjoying it.
>>1574516It's more than half of hololive is doing duo lingo now.Is uto still popular after all the CN shit? sad
NOEL LOVES CUNNY
>>1574273God fucking bless you anon.
>>1574028>>1574372Noel >>1573981
>>1574473K**pa had a good RFA stream
>>1574294Fuck no. Not this Teamate.
>>1574393turned the stream from okay to kino when she decided to fold laundry
When will you fags realize that the girls give less of a shit about shipping than you do. Gura is so bad at kayfabe that she agrees to marry Marine like a week after gushing about Ame calling her, het wife.
>>1574487You forgot one extremely important detail.Mori also periodically gushes about how she likes cute girls.And Gura is very small and childlike.
I literally JWU. What the fuck is happening? Why is there another /u/schizo pairing war?
>>1574517You posted this 8 hours ago, fuck off.
>>1574437More like she's stressed about whatever she's doing
there's no denying that gura knows how to spice things up here
>>1574437sounds like it is not set in stone if she even can stream, that's what she's nervous about
>>1574393Okay / 10. I liked Ina's duolingo stream more but that isn't saying much because it's not a very interesting thing to see. Threads were funny as hell though.
>Cunny KawaiiDid I hear that from Noel?
It's okay Guramefags, Gura confirmed that she would indeed have a one-night stand with Ame before marrying Mori
Speaking of doing reps, why are Takos like this?https://voca.ro/1QKXXc86aTA4
>>1574473Shuba what the fuckThis has to be on purpose
>>1574393Gura enthusiastic about learning Japanese. That shows promise.
>>1574537>he wouldn't take it up the ass for his chad muscular best broWhat are you a fag
>>1574393I hate Calligulaniggers/10
>>001574415Oh, there it is.
>>1574457most of the hate is from 4chan anyway.>b-but this guy hates k-kiara outside of-probably containment breakers, or just general hololive antis.i know what is just seethe and what is actual stuff to be upset over.yeah the tag stuff is a bit annoying outside of kiara's streams.
>>1573722Honestly, I think Gura is self conscious because of all the schizo shippers and deliberately avoids making allusions to her liking Ame because she hates getting inundated by these weirdos that latch onto every little scrap of affection she sends Ame's way.
>>1574565Or play them all together
>>1574165Yes
Instead of Duolingo all the EN girls are instead forced to playthrough Tokimeki memorial whole translating each line before they can move on to the next one.Y/N
>>1574273Dumerchama?!
>>1573981>Ina is the one who has always been closest with management>This happensIs Ina... going to lift the bitch's ban?
>>1574490That's why I didn't waste an image slot anon
>>1574246distortedpeko28.png
Noel's going to Brazil...
>nobody making a joke about Noel's AI RABU KANI just nowI guess everyones watching gura
>>1574273>those fucking voice changes>that random snorting and sniffing>that random English gentleman voice near the end
>>1574531haha... yeah... "funposting"...
>>1574540You're not wrong, it's why Takamori /u/schizos never went away.
>>1574527>DONT FUCK WITH THIS ITALIANO
>>1574273bros I'm phonefagging right now so I can't make this a soundpost. I failed you all.
>>1574408>>1574368Why Guramefags like this?
>>1569828for that one anon in the previous thread asking for new Enma lewdshttps://files.catbox.moe/9ozp1b.mp4ENMA LOVEi was making the CUNNY UNITY models
>>1574393Duolingo was fine and cute, SC reading was amazing. Comfy and chatty Gura is best Gura.
>>1574579Mamaloni really needs to post more art of Calligula.
>>1574473I've heard this JAV before...
>Ame x Mel x Ollie>The last EN x ID x JP was THAT among us collab well if you don't count the kiara x peko collabJesus, how time flies...
ATTENTIONTHERE ARE NO LESBIANS IN HOLOLIVEthat is all
>>1574343Noel's chat.
>>1574476Kill yourself faggot. Your little veiwlit twitch Thot is a blight. Dumb whore used to stream with her tits out because she was so desperate for money. Look at the rest of EN and see how little talent Watson has. She was a mistake hire and a rare accident by. Hololive talent selection. Can't wait for her to graduate and go back desperately looking for crumbs.
>>1574612salman
>>1574534It's less that and more dipshits being unable to keep to themselves what they jack off to, and reposting the clips all over Youtube and Twitter with dumb fucking titles, which is damaging to both her reputation and Hololive in general.
>>1574603>ponytail Kiara
>>1574492I'm feel more ashamed for the the faggots calling a pasta >based.
>>1574357Oh sweet summer child are you in for a ride
>>1574578I don't care how much they think about it. In fact, it's better that it's clearly fake.It's not serious in the slightest, so I can have fun with it knowing that it's all pretend.
>Gura points out multiple times how the "marry" option is really weird and how she doesn't want to make things weird>people take her response for marry seriously
>Homostars 3d stream>it's just Roberu and Pizzad dad working out for 2 hours.
>>1574538you aren't the same kiara-leechposter.you forgot to give it a filename faggot.
Guys what would have been better for Gura's answer? Which would of caused the best shitstorm?>Marry Ame>Marry Ina>Marry Kiara>Same
>>1574627>Enma blackedNOOOOOOOOOOO
>guramekeks are so btfo that they're falseflagging, shitting on deadbeats, and outright rewriting history
>>1574517think about this the next time you call a holo a leech, they're fucking useless
>>1574555Calligulafags don't give a shit about the ship, all they care about is shitposting against Ame and Gurame and this thread is proof enough of it
>>1574623Ame...
>>1574273I can't believe you've done this.
>>1574623ame-chama...
>>1574623Nice cope Ame.
Good news fellas Ame is streaming soon
>>1574638based
>>1574011That falls 100% onto the morons who wanted her to say weird shit
here's a linkhere's a linkhere's a linkhere's a link
>>1574641based
I always appreciate Lamy promoting all the upcoming streams in her morning streams.
I just realized SC readings aren't integral because they're just zatsus/QnA in disguise, or that it's a way to show the girl's appreciation and not to take it for grantedThey're integral because it lets them build confidence and a relationship with their community. Anytime you gotta fill in dead air you just start thanking users. If you want to say something interesting or read something you want to comment on, you can go into zatsu mode comfortably without pressure. I'm sorry, for the longest time I thought SC thanking was just bad content and a waste of time, but it's actually good and builds them up as a streamer. I've seen the light now, forgive me.
>>1574568YEa she still averages like 5k.
>>1574656Marry everyone.
Odds: Calligula winsEven: Gurame wins0: I win and fuck Ame, Gura and Mori
>>1574656The one she picked was the best.
>okay bitchPlease insult me more Noel
>>1574638
>>1574582Actually I think it was closer to 10 or 11 hours. Either way.
I might be attracted to Noel in more than a platonic way...
>>1574581SC gave Gura a fuck/marry/kill prompt and she responded
>>1574653Schizos don't listen
>>1574641Based
>>1574656Marry Ina, Guraina was always the true pairing
>>1574656Marry AmeKiss Ame
>>1574595Is he gonna be ogey?
>>1574415this is the average gurame anti
>>1573981Enma can't beat the Cocock
>>1574654anon.....son is skinny no muscle bitch....Big Poppa pizza will mog him
>>1574259Yes and no
>>1574492I assume someone inb4'd "gurame pasta bomb" from last thread and this is the response.
>>1574646Cope Calligulanigger
>>1574595Jesus christ, Gura doing THAT and rratman reinforcement? What the fuck is happening tonight?
>>1574656Unironically saying she wants to marry Ina. It's possibly the most inoffensive thing to all the shippers and nobody would really be shitting on anyone while the two gurina fags here will post a few pictures.
>>1574642RFA is tradition and everyone knows it'll be used as sound porn, her fault for doing THREE streams of it then crying when someone inevitably clips somethinggo back to where you came from newfag, if she isnt cut out for hololive clip culture then gura should leave
>>1574546WE'RE REACHING LIGHTSPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED! GO GURA GO!
>>1574473If RFA is good for one thing, it's forcing cute girls to drop their debuff character voices.
>>1574667I-Is this a frog?
>>1573722holy shit
>>1574682Nice spacing bro. Updooted and gilded. You're not wrong though.
>>1574454sauce-on-bread paternal figure
>>1574627BASED
>>1574653Anon, it's just shitposting. None of this is serious.If it is, then a lot of people here need urgent psychiatrical help.
>>1574686>an actual leech that was exposed to abusing hololive tags for popularity retains their EN popularity while her JP fans completely leaveUto really exposes how poor the english vtuber fanbase is
>>1574638cope
>>1574550I know that song but fuck where is it from
>>1574595
>>1573981>grassIna you're trilingual...
>>1574688>dubs>even
>>1574482>matelotagedamn, thanks for this, I didn't know this was a thing
>>1574663Deadbeats can't help false flagging Deadbeats into a civil war. CalliGula fags can't help shitposting and falseflagging as GurAme fags. Really makes you think.
>>1574688THE NUMBERS DONT LIE AND THEY SPELL DOOM FOR CALIGULA FAGS AT HOLOFIGHTZ THIS WEEKEND
>>1574538Amelia's entire popularity is because of Gura and now Gura has successfully dropped herI'm so fucking glad to see it. Compare the recent GurAme collab to the SameTori collab and it's night and fucking day. Mori and Gura are substantially closer. It's not even a competition. Mori is probably there for Gura way more then the twitch cunt. I bet the two of them were laughing about Amelia getting railed in her hotel room all last week.
Gurame bros...how we doing?
>>1574688what did he mean by this.
>>1574676http://japanese-lesson.com/characters/hiragana/index.html
>>1574656>pet ame>eat out ame>kiss ame>marry ame
>>1574663Sure, I guess, although I'd like to think most of it as falseflagging.What I was trying to say is that this thread has always a ton of guramefags so they're still going to support it despite what she said.
>>1574654I'd watch it. I need some inspiration.
>>1574726Risu....
>>1574688>he tried to delete it
UOHHH
>>15747214/10 bait, newfags will bite
MOGU MOGU YUMMY!
>>1574688>deleted
>>1574765Rolling is legitimately bannable.
>>1574754Oh no no no she's still mad
>>1574638DO MY ENGRAVED RINGS MEAN NOTHING TO YOU, ANON
>>1574640why are miofa like this?
>>1574273Were you the voice actor for Dr. Light in Megaman 8?
>>1574273How old are you?
>>1574743It's the katamari theme, Moririn.
>Stream's over>Now the Gurame/Calligura war can go into full power
>>1574754>rrrat
>>1574716>marry mori
https://litter.catbox.moe/0py6oh.mp3Thoughts?
>>1574638THIS IS THE GURAMEKEK'S FINAL COPE
>>1574755gura wants to kiss amelia!!!
>>1574627Cunny unity?I'll definitely be looking forward to that
>>1574755Excited waiting for the Ame vs Mori fight that will happen at Holofightz to figure out the true ship
>>1574655Nigga why the fuck would I LARP as some other faggot? Get your head checked
>>1574688>Deletedsinfag-chama....
Noel is basically fluent in english compared to Gura's japanese
>>1574393calliwife/10
>>1574638correct, most women are bi
>>1574738That just tells how ridiculously untapped the EN market is for vtubers.
>>1573722Eyy, another one for the VT archives. Neat.
>>1574639Thanks. If it was Ina alone I'd suspect that but seeing Coco there was surprising.
i dont care about /u/ shit.i just want to fuck my boss.
>>1574693>posts the one who had to take time off to deliver her child
>>1574728>I-Is this a frog?>frog
>>1574726Post the one from Ollie. You know the one.
>>1574688OH NO YOU DON'T GAYBOY
>>1574802BASED AME
>>1574653>people take any of this seriously
>those guys that made the liveTL extension made a different chat extension that reduces the CPU usage by a shit tonWhy the fuck won't google do this? Having a chat window open shouldn't choke up any part of my browser
>>1574377Take your meds
>>1574693It's honestly interesting that Miko is ACTUALLY a lesbian yet Pekora is comfortable sleeping in the same bed as herMeanwhile Pekora can't even be in the same room as the rest of her gen without getting nervous
Now we wait for Mori to react to Gura's marriage proposal
>>1574393She read my superchat, i'm happy
>>1574790Thoughts not found
>>1574754this is the average caligula fag
>>1574393IloveGuraSCreadingandIlikedlearningnihongo/10
>>1574755Gura and Ame are already married.
>>1574754>Amelia's entire popularity is because of Gurapfft ogey rrat
>>1574728No this is.
>>1574830DUMB WHORE
>>1574813Hey least your oshi doesn't have to deal with TakaMori anymore
>>1574534>>1574721>lowercase first word>leddit spacingOh I've missed you. I see you've finally migrated from /jp/
>>1574802>Ame's a closet lesbian
>>1574697Would you say in a traditional way?
>>1574393i caused the thread to meltdown with one 5 dollar SC so I am happy
>>1574638Noel literally owns an apartment that is just for fucking Flare.
>>1574377>>1574830>>1574832Kek
>>1574758she needs to say some dumb shit like "the tail is removable but grows back" so artfags can head canon it and make better art
>>1574538>can't even come up with his own shitpost so has to opt for a months old abandoned one.The absolute state of Kiara's antis.
Everyone is over here fighting over Gurame or Calligula while I'm just happy that Gura understands just how adorable Ina is.
>>1574728I do believe it is a shark.
>>1574802>Am I homosexual? I don't know!Ame...
>>1574656If she said Marry Kiara I think one of the schizophrenics that keeps trying to pit me against my KFP bros would finally have a heart attack and die, so I wish that had happened
>>1574798You're even gayer than the original poster for saving his image
>>1574840I drank one of them once without knowing the nutrition facts, it just made me feel weird for a few hours afterAlso the heath one is more calories than the oreo one
>>1574759my brainmost of it is*has always had*
>>1574829Is it actually decent? I didn't like that it was forced on me with the liveTL update it came with, so I uninstalled. I think there was something else it was doing too that wasn't good
>>1574638Okayu and KoroneCoco and KanataChoco and Mel(?)Botan and LamyPeko and Miko(?)Noel and FlareFubuki and Matsuri(?)
>>1574638B-but ame want to fuck my mom!Is that a lie!?
>>1574844>>1574838>>1574777Seethe teacucks. GurAme is dead.
>>1574848i hope it slowly dies off over time.i want my Kiara Wife Experience goddamnit.
>>1574795i already posted it in this thread. the one with the mega link
>>1574820Baaased
>>1574830AND YOU MAKE THAT COCO COLLAB HAPPEN YOU DUMB SEXY WHORE
>guramefags wasting image slots>calligulafags tribalfagging on ame and calling her a leech>inamefags sitting in the corner watching the thread burn
>>1574861happy for you tako
>>1574854Based.
>>1574393Duolingo was cute but the SC reading was perfect/10
>>1574855Goddamn that is a power move.
>>1574393SC reading was great as usual.The meltdown made the threads were fun.
here's a link
>>1574861I wish /u/ships were just some fun posting and that's it, but it's sad that people use it to shit on people (like they're doing with Amelia now).
>>1574728good eye
Hey look at my oshi and her wife
>>1574791>>1574787Damn, even the refugees are getting into it.>>1574879>teacuck>Watching a Gura streamlol?
>>1574861Yeah honestly her talking about headpatting Ina was so fucking cute I got diabetes.
>>1574721>sound pornsomeone post it
>>1574843of course they are, anon. just...close your eyes.
>>1574656Marry Kiara just because it’s the most out there answer
>>1574853I fear this feeling might not be very traditional
>>1574728>
>>1573551>noel op>open thread>~830 posts in>ctrl-f noel>18 results>close thread
>>1574829Only thing I have issues with is the clap emoji spam. Does it fix this? Otherwise, I game with 2 streams+chat open and don't notice much.
>>1574886>>inamefags sitting in the corner watching the thread burnWhy did they forget about "GOOD FRIENDS"
>>1574754I wish I could be happy being this retarded
>>1574876Shion and Marine as well, at least as a small fling.
>>1574754Why do Sametori and Calligula bring out the biggest shitposters?
>NIGGER NIGGEER>FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOTT>CUNNY CUNNY I AM NOT PEDO >OMG SHE PICKED CALLI INSTEAD OF AME>LE EPIN SCHIZO XDI hate burgerhours
>>1574861Stop acting like a healthy person!
>>1574506Is pizza dad hot?
>>1573722>a repost gets this many (Yous)how new are the people on this board
>>1574886based Inamebros
>>1574901I want a Kanata and Ina drawing with both of them hugging eachother with their wings. It would be so cute
>>1574882Ah I seeWell I can't wait to see what you'll do with those models
so, the reason gura's anime list was so short in her debut was that she was embarrassed about liking moe slice of life shows with cute girls. that's adorable. she was using konosuba as a limited hangout exactly the same way i do.
I'm not really liking these schedules, but I'll still watch
>>1574854Good shit, my man. 5 dollars well fucking spent, enjoy the shitshow.
If Gura goes to Japan would she get assaulted(harassed) by her senpais? Who is most likely to harass her? I'm pretty sure Noel would man handle her. Would Mori be able to defend her against the more ravenous lesbian menharas of HoloJP?
>>1574868>marry KiaraHoly fucking shit I think /hlgg/, no, 4chan would've fucking split kek.
Teamates make sure you spin the wheel to see what excuse you get tonight!
>>1574268Cease.
>>1574843>He died holding onto hopeShhh... it'll all be over soon...
>>1574846No, it's an orange!
>>1574855>>1574638>Flare wasn't ready to live with Noel>Noel just buys a multi-bedroom house much closer to her "just because its convenient">literally autistically blurts out LOOK AT OUR WEDDING RINGS to random hololive members as an ice breakerYou ENfags are out of your league.
>>1574918Because that means nothing when Gura said the exact same thing to Ame.
>>1574790God I love titties
>Danchou asking for a swimsuit outfit
>No more swimsuits because of Youtube>But Noel still wants one
Can you all hold off shitposting until Mori actually responds?
>>1574886Are you not entertained?
>>1574886>>inamefags sitting in the corner watching the thread burnMore like tako's. I'm just happy Gura called her cute and wants to pet her
>>1574879https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3i2k4VfNrS8
Has a single $5 superchat ever caused this much thread devastation before? I want to shake that dudes hand.
Meanwhile in Noel's stream:>Pointed out that Youtube didn't like Hololive Summer>Is asking Cover/Yagoo for a swimsuit
YOU HEARD NOEL BRING BACK SWIMSUITS COVER
>>1574940>SplitWe aren't /hlg/ orange woman doesn't make us seethe that much.
AND THE LAUGHS WERE GENUINE!
What caused the rrats to be out in full force tonight?
>noel knows that youtube doesnt like swimsuits>still wantsa bikini stream swimsuiti dont think the coomer energy would be able to be contained if Noel got a bikini stream.
>>1574908>a /u/shizo>>1574910>a realistI bets on the realist.
Why does every Calligula post shit on Ame?You can prefer your ship without shitting on the other person, you know?
>>1574886>Kiara about to kill herself for not having a ship anymore.
I am just a menace, I pick whatever side draws the most controversy. I dont care about your oshi, or the others. I exist only to bait and get attention, I do not care about which ship is real or not. I've already made 30+ posts in this thread alone
>>1574923seethe seanigger
私はノエルのみずぎがほしいです。
>>1573781In the first age, in the first battle, when the ocean first lengthened, one stood.She chose the path of perpetual torment.In her ravenous hatred she found no peace, and with boiling blood she scoured the abyssal plains, seeking vengeance against the old gods who had robbed her.And those that tasted the bite of her trident named her...The Apex Predator.
>>1574861BASED
>this time last year Ame was borderline homeless>about to give up on streaming and become an EMT; would most likely quit after seeing how horrifying the experience can be>now she's moving into her own place, for the second time in a year>has amazing friends and support systems>has real dreams and aspirations>can finally start to think that she's allowed to have good things happen to her>can finally start to think that she's allowed to be happyI'm so happy for her bros...
>>1573795But Gura was supposed to be Takamori child, how could she said something like that!
>>1574876literally none of those are real.
>>1574896snort
>>1574913I'm sorry bro but the /u/schizos are in a civil war right now
>>1574938she only really needs to watch out for matsuri
>>1574923This post is the big yikes, anon.
>>1574908>>1574943see >>1574961
>>1574958I hope she doesn't just so it just remains as a one-off joke from a stream instead of a recurring thing like the dad shit.
>>1574941She plays on the JP servers to get used to high ping for collabs, so unironically it's going to be lag.
>>1574946>Tits that are build for paizuri will never milk a dickWhat a waste....
I can't believe Gura killed unity...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHUdmzNyQYA
>>1574984most of those "calligula" posts are just butthurt anti-/u/ schizos desperate to attack the capital ship.
>>1574877Ame has a penis anon, it's not gay
>>1574259>unironicallyNah It's just fun
Who would have thought Kiara leaving Japan killed two ships, Jesus Christ
>>1574946>>1574638>>1574855Is there any poster that genuinely believes that at the very least noel and flare's tongues haven't entered each other's mouths?
>>1574918Anon they've all called each other good friends, including Gura to Ame and Ame to GuraI hope you don't ACTUALLY think these girls are in love with each other
>>1574861Why are takodachi like this
Don't let canon Sharkmeido and Calligula distract you from the fact Gura owns a shirt with an avocado on it. CUTE.
>>1574946Wasn't Noel straight before she met Flare?
>>1574875I installed it just for that, honestly. I noticed that my messages don't appear instantly when I send them anymore and I think it's because I'm just seeing when they actually appear now. And superchats don't stay at the top of the window anymore but they do get highlighted like normal. The messages are also separated by blocks of gray and white, and did away with profile pictures entirely. Maybe those things are what you disliked? But other than that it's pretty decent for my use. Just wanted a smoother chat, hell the window didn't freeze when I opened the emote window so I consider it a pretty good improvement
>>1574969Sometime's it's quite harrowing to realize that even with the schizophrenics on this thread, we're the ones who dislike Kiara the least out of the two.I'm amazed that the way they act in here is downright banal compared to our sister thread.
>>1574942Also, have a smug, isolate risu.
>>1574987No you didn't, because those posts were all me.
>>1574984Dead beats literally can't stop shitposting. They are at a eternal civil war with themselves because of the constant shit posting. They probably don't even mean what they say but just want to shitpost and start another war.
Guramebros recharge your energy here.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3i2k4VfNrS8
>Amelia getting fucked by her boyfriend in a hotel>Gura saying she wants to marry Mori>Ame left out of collab againIs EN finally sick of her and her dying channel?
>>1575019she is so cute i am speechless
>>1574643I prefer ponytail Mori.
>>1574861>I'm just happy that Gura understands just how adorable Ina is.Same desu. Your oshi is pretty great, chumbuds.
[Good News]There are currently 10 Kiara threads.A decrease from yesterday's whopping 30+ threads.
>>1574861Gura gives Ina her headpats while Mori tucks her in to bed. Was Ina the daughter in this family all along?
>People are too busy arguing over calligula vs gurame>Gura immediately place kiara to "haha, I love to eat kiara because she's a chicken" tier without any hesitationI guess sametorifag didn't even exist
>>1574273
>>1574995She's the best and deserves the best!
>>1574995>FUCKING FATEBREAKER GOSLINGOk now I've seen literally everything but it fits so fucking well.
Say goodbye to unity because Gura just ended it an hour ago
>>1574546Spin On! Who the hell do you think I am?
>>1574984shippers are wrong in the head most of the time, but in this case is mostly shitposters and falseflaggers
>>1574625>>1574273done
>>1574886Yup Iname chads stay winning
>>1574915Don't know, I haven't gotten to test it with a karaoke stream yet. If you don't want the liveTL extension they made it available as a regular extension. Look up Hyperchat. It seems to run much better overall, maybe it'll work for you but I haven't got any results to report right now
>>1574946>>1575017Neither Noel or flare are gay you're just falling for yuri bait. Hell they aren't even that close anymore. Marine and Flare are far closer than they are.
>>1574910People use both Sametori and Calligula to shitpost, so nothing would change. Maybe more seethe due to her picking Kiara.
>>1575034Anyone paying attention already knows Gurame never died and the Calligula thing is just good bros. I love that clip though
>>1575027Thanks Risu.
>>1575034It's just not the same after the yab...
Mogu Mogu Lamy
>>1575052yeah it got a bit weird when she was ranting about how much she hates kiara and wants to eat her alive
>>1575016
>>1573604>Yuru CampHehLiterally one of the 2 anime that have been lying in my backlog ever since I got into this Vtuber thing late last year.5 episodes behind now.I guess it's time
>>1575037No, but everyone is sick of you, sinfag.
>>1574929nigger I can't remember every /u/schizo meltdown word for word even though there are at most 4 of them in total. It was also funny after the guramekek beatdown.
>sorry for delay still working on weekly schedule but almost donehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4MW9ymk4d4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4MW9ymk4d4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4MW9ymk4d4
i liek kanacoco and i want them to have more lesbian sex
>>1575064>that one doxpost.jpg
>>1574995She deserves the happiness. I would fight the world if it tries to fuck her over any more.
Who's ready for Amelia to have 3k viewers and little to no donations? KEK
>>1575034Why did you do it Gura...
>>1574946More like>Noel owns her place and Noel Studio (recording)>Moves to a new Noel studio that is 10 minutes walking distance ftom Flare.>Spend so much time fucking/destroying the furniture that she buys another apt and fills it with Flare merch to get pounded in.So she owns her place, Noel Studio (New) and the love nest.
>>1574984>implying they arent shitposters, anti /u/schizos and falseflaggers
all this shipping smells like tumblr...
>>1573604>google campI hope to god they fix that in the BDs
>>1575055>not attaching the original pic of the gurame schizo postngmi
>>1575020Something something pasta straight until wet.
>ddelay
>>1575043Just wait until she streams.
>10 minute delay for schedule post
why are kiara antis like this?
>>1574819https://streamable.com/d9bdkd
>>1575093Lets goooooooooooooooooooooooo my wife is back!!!!
>>1574984T.Deadbeat
>>1575093i'll give you 7k viewers, but no donations will be true.Bet?
>>1574995She deserves nothing but the best
She pulled some time shenanigans
>>1575096Is noel the wealthiest person in hololive?
>>1575032eh, personally I'd prefer to keep my boy as far away from all this /u/schizophrenia as possible
>>1574876Flare's a lesbian. Miko and Matsuri probably are too.Noel goes with it because she's starved for love and attention but isn't really a lesbian.Pekora definitely isn't.Kanata might be asexual.The rest just know that yuri brings cash and play it up, or don't care about it all.
>>1575079Would ina do a wonder egg priority watchalong?
>>1575114That's the same fag who keeps complaining here, isn't it? Fuck yourself "shinobu" you fucking retard faggot.
>>1574789She married Ame months ago slowbro
>>1575046Gura had to specify that she loves even Kiara. It was weird.
>>1574357An snk fag should be used to shipper schizos
>>1575034I've coexisted with Inamefags and Ame also calling Ina her wife and shit for monthsThere's no reason I can't coexist with Calligulafags barring the falseflaggers who just shit on Ame
>>1575047>>1575055Great
>>1575052Why did she do it?
>>1575114Why are you screencapping your own comments you nigger?
>>1575092Make sure to supacha that to Coco, she'll get right on it.
>>1574962What was it?
>>1575019Based anon reminding >us of the small important things
>>1575093Go to bed, sinfag. Then you can pretend you were right instead of getting BTFO
/u/ friends don't get angry at each other
>>1574995>FatebreakerKEK
Thank you Gura. It was an excellent stream
Pavolia...
>Gurame off-collab confirmed>Gura says she loves Ame and that Ame checks in with her regularly>They talk off-stream a lot>>GURAME IS ALIVE GURAME IS ALIVE CALLIGULAKEKS BTFOD INAMEKEKS BTFOD>Marry Calli>>GURAMEKEKS WW@? GURAMEKEKS BTFO'D GURAMEKEKS COPING GURAME IS DEAD WHERE WERE YOU WHEN GURAME DIEDI'm starting to think it's the same group of people.
>>1575055kek do your screencap reps, anon.
We don't have much image slots remaining, but hear me out guys. We might be able to save this thread by posting holopits
>>1574011>>1574048>>1574132>>1574198>>1574108She read mine post-incident.
>>1575146yea lemme post my own comment and get dox'd. im not that retarded
>>1575114>pressured Gura into doing 2m celebration>pressured Gura into doing out of gen collabs>pressured Gura into doing superchat readingsIs Kiara Gura's manager? She's sure done more than whoever is actually her manager.
>>1575132>Matsuri>lesbianHow new?
>>1575133She has a long list of anime to do watchalongs for so it's very possible.
>>1574995That's my fucking oshi. I love her.
>>1575128Man it must suck being Rushia. She's literally an inferior woman.
>>1575051There's a few others I want to work on, but I have zero motivation to expand on them beyond this.
>>1575046>not eating the one you love best
>>1575032And all that is entirely because of what the deadbeats had to endure last autumn
>>1575092
>>1575032Let's start a warStart a nuclear warAt the GAYBAR GAYBAR GAYBAR GAYBAR
Reminder all of EN is Ame's harem cope single shipfags
>>1575166buy her membership...
>>1575166schedule when?
This is better than the last couple days SEAhours
>>1575171god I love this pit in particular i wish i could impregnate it
My daughter is live learning english come support her if you're not watching Amehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rd5ZZThyrMo
>>1575168Most Calligula fans are not even awake, ignore the falseflaggers. They just want to shit on someone.
NNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
TIME FOR GENIUS SEXY PROFESSOR https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rd5ZZThyrMohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rd5ZZThyrMohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rd5ZZThyrMohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rd5ZZThyrMo
>>1575177The image that caused 3+ months of freakout from hlg. Powerful.
>>1575159w-what's in the background
Polka!
I wish Gura was more like this..https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_6pgXZOn5k
Caligulafags are just shitposter who want to shit on Ame
....ame....
>>1575194She's working on ID2 now too.
>>1575170Was this song already popular before she sang it on stream because I swear it blew up on twitter a couple days after she did
んなああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああ
>>1575182>Can record herself eating a ham sandwich into an ASMR mic and make eighteen thousand dollarsYeah I'm sure Rushia's life really sucks bro.
>>1575177T-that image... I'm... I'M GONNA KATAKANAAAAAAAAA
>>1575034Really like the "She called me her wife" it sounded so cute
>>1575170>Brings back life to Gurame last stream>Literally kills it for the broship in the next streamI'm not sure I like this cause I prefer they are brothers shit but now she just gave fuel to the falseflaggers
>>1575114>a kiara and ame antiThey probably shit up these threads
>>1575168Cope harder GurAme nigger. Amelia the leech is gone and Calli is winning.
I WANT ALL THE GIRLS TO FUCK EACH OTHER AND ME, IS THAT SO WRONG
Okay, but who has the best chemistry sexually? Who has confirmed tastes for each other and would most likely ravage each other in bed?
>>1575217The final rrat
>>1575168OH MAI GODDU
>>1575177If Kiara can't become a successful vtuber, then she'll do her best to make Gura the best vtuber there ever was.
Luna is for sex
>>1575064See this guy:>>1575017Also, this was literally last week anon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K83qqm49GsIAnd 4 days ago: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOLDxPNT4mk
>>1575170Peak soul
can someone link me to all of Noel's member's videos? I want to see if it's worth it
>>1575188>And all that is entirely because of what the deadbeats had to endure last autumnThey have endured so much shit in the shitstorm that after the shitstorm calmed down the one's remaining went insane. They became the shitstorm.
calligula is the strongest ship in /hlgg/ now. kneel
>>1575238That one is definitely Gurame.
>>1575220I want to shit on (You) anon. Lie down on your back
Is Luna powercreeping on Nenenene?
>>1575184If you'll ever finish them post them, these two are pretty good.
https://twitter.com/Tsukumo_netshop/status/1371295225897914374Gee Miko! Why does your company let you have TWO plushie?
>>1575235Why are deadbeats like this?
>>1575168>>Gurame off-collab confirmed
>>1575188imagine if they didnt had to go through that arc
>>1574810This
>>1575224Yea it was pretty popular among zoomers before Ame sang it.
>>1575238Kiara would jump on any of them at the first hint of consent.
LUNA THREADhttps://streamable.com/taph5i
>>1575177and now Gura cuck her, it sure paid up chicken
>>1575254No that's still Okakoro
There are sixty seven posts about caligula.There are three posts about Cali.Do you actually care about Mori, or do you just want her to be Gura's wife?
>>1575238it's hard to say with gura since we only know so much about everyone else's feet
>>1575177it does seem like the girls help each other more then the managers, for example Gura has still not set up nightbot properly (ii know its disabled for now) which is retarded because you'd think management would help her. Instead she will have to ask ame for help
>>1575217Oh shit I didn't notice
Luna cute!
>>1575238Still Calligula
>>1575250On nyaaAlternatively, just check her roomate's channel
>>1575264I hate ritualposters now
>>1575224I had someone RT ny*nners singing it around the same time Ame sang it, so I'm just assuming it's from her, since Ame's was during a member's stream.
I want to scissor with Luna
Can someone clip the part where Gura says she'll marry Calli? Just want to use it whenever Gurame niggers get uppity
>>1574984>why does the loudest minority hate the silent majoritythey are literally niggers.
>>1575177A single image changed a thread forever
>>1573747where's her second tail?
>board can't>image s-sugoi imagepost
>>1575283Surprise surpriseThey're not calligula fans but are just shitposters and falseflaggers
>>1575168Watame? He figured it out? Doomp the rrats
>>1575283people only care about gura here. I thought you would have realized that by now.
>>1575099Seeing how snk shit pops up here, it's no surprise that they post here too
>the falseflagger still uses the wrong nameIsn't it so easy to tell
>>1575238Kiara and Ame unironically
Watch cute beautiful amazing genius professor Luna onegai.
>>1575283Anon please the Gura stream just ended and Mori hasn't streamed in awhile, what were you expecting
I don't even know what happened calligula fags were the most chill out of the /u/ schizos. They never really engaged in shitposting and were relatively happy calling them bros/sisters and talking about how they are such good friends together which leads me to think the new uprising of the calligula are just extremist and falseflaggers. Where are the real calligula fags?
Huh, Noel is doing pretty well
>>1575305>he thinks that will do anything
>>1575279Kiara has her roommate and her cats, she already has enough pussy.
You know none of them are actually in love with each other right.
>>...
>>1575316Oh no, I thought it was /ameg/?
>>1575265Why are GurAme niggers full of coping retards?
>>1575254Certainly not on /hlgg/>muh proxyThe results were clear in the first 10 seconds
Sorry teamates, I'm only going to have Apex on in the background. I have to listen to this baby stumble over words.
i'm a schtudent
>>1575335?
>>1575253They were shitposted on for so much all they know now is shitposting
I want to protect Luna.
as someone who has stayed up 24/7 a day on /hlgg/ through SEA hours, Burger hours and Euro hours, through each of the girls streaming times and their own "hours"i have concluded.chumbud hours are cancer.
>>1575303Ame first brought it up when she was playing Hat in Time with Ina
>>1575287>she will have to ask ame for helpJesus christ, how horryfingshe'd get better answers asking /g/
>>1575304She doesn't need to get a mutant infection from your neovag
>>1575168Gura also said she loves Ina and Mori and Ame also said she loves Ina and Mori. I'm not shitting on your point but I do wonder if unironic Gurame fags are self aware.
I love Luna, bros.
>>1575342>
>>157532590% of posts about this entire thing are ironic funposting, anon, calm down.
>>1575316so this was /gurag/ the entire time?
AMELIA IN 10 MINUTES
>>1575283My boy is just a piece of meat to all these shippers, Takamori made that clear early on
>>1575233>but now she just gave fuel to the falseflaggersYou should ignore shitposting in this thread, most people don't care, e.g. when Kiara acted like she was falling for Ame, Takamori artists just drew Ametori for a while before going back to their thing.
>>1575238Ame and Ina
>>1575346>chumbuds hoursSo Burger hours?
>>1575283Most deadbeats are not even awake or in mori cinematic universe
I have awoken
HOLY SHIT NOEL IS ACTUALLY GETTING GOOD AT ENGLISHTHIS IS WHAT DOING YOUR REPS LOOKS LIKE
http://poal.me/gz0fsehttp://poal.me/gz0fsehttp://poal.me/gz0fsehttp://poal.me/gz0fseWhat's the most popular ship on /hlgg/? Come decide!
>>1575339Cope yurinigger. Your ship is dead
https://twitter.com/watsonameliaEN/status/1371674594675937282?s=20https://twitter.com/watsonameliaEN/status/1371674594675937282?s=20https://twitter.com/watsonameliaEN/status/1371674594675937282?s=20
>>1575356>APEXbed time
https://twitter.com/watsonameliaEN/status/1371674594675937282https://twitter.com/watsonameliaEN/status/1371674594675937282https://twitter.com/watsonameliaEN/status/1371674594675937282
>>1575366No one worth a damn is on that shithole
shuchuden
Shtudent
Shu-tudent
>Gurame>CalligulaThis is dumb, all you need to know is that Gura will probably rape someone when they off-collab in Japan and go to an onsen.
>stream ended like 30 minutes ago>shipniggers are still throwing shit everywhereWhen are >we going to purge them?
>>1575217That's (You). Getting ready to listen to our narratives
>shuchuden
>>1575268Do you not watch streams or something?
Haven't been here since the last Ame stream.Did I miss much? I heard Noel's doing some actual real eng reps, that's pretty cool.
>>1575238Unironically Ame and Ina from what we know. Not that anyone else would be bad but you asked for the best.
>>1575339I support Gurame just like I support Calligula. They deserve to all be happy together. They're myths not men, why be bound by our rules.
>>1575343I actually made a few polls during the trash taste and apogcalypse times. Most of the people at the time started enjoying the shitposting. Not sure if they deluded themselves into enjoying it as a coping mechanism as their Oshi were getting nuked left and right.
>>1575352Chicken...
>>1575372>>1575374>still 8 streams even during this week
>>1575346same but Tako hours
>>1575372>>1575374>TWO OLLIE COLLABSTHEY ARE
>>1575245google yuri baitalso:>clipsogey
Teamates keep winning
>Another members hangout streamIKUZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>1575065Mori's theme sounds like a prostitute's theme.
>>1575370Again, you're minority according to data, therefore you're the one coping.
SHUTUDENT
>2 collabs with ollie in the same weekWhat does it mean?
>>1575372>>1575372gurame is over
stream is over so i can finally listen to this https://vocaroo.com/1gqXV9AQRK4q>anon is too good at this voice
SURVEY THE WRECKAGE>your oshi>calligula or gurame
>>1575369>tries to tribalpost with retarded poals>gets BTFO'd anywaykek
>>1575372>>1575374>no gurameITS FUCKING DEAD AHAHAHAHA ITS ACTUALLY FUCKING DEADAND WITH THE CALLIGULA CUPHEAD COLLAB THIS WEEK ITS FUCKING OVER. CALLIGULA IS CATCHING UP TO GURAMES COLLAB COUNTS
>>1575372>>1575374Ollie will take Ame now to fill the void
>>1575382that will be ame, mori will be on the onsen with ina
>>1575372>>1575374Jesas Ame
>>1575366Those are faggots not deadbeats.
>>1575372Guys, she really likes the zoombie...
Honestly Noel and Flare not being gay would be a bigger rrat than them being gay. Think of the effort involved. >Have to act gay in front of everyone>Have to buy a fuckpad and not actually fuck in it so you just have a spare 3rd house>Have to get platinum wedding rings>Have to go on all those trips together or at least appear to>Have to do all those collabs and couples contests and interviews>Have to ask Pekora and Rushia to consistently pretend to break kayfabe and ask you about your relationship because even within Gen 3, the closest gen, they can't supposedly tellLike the amount of effort that they are expending if they aren't actually fucking is insane. Rushia is the "fakest" Holo/best actress and even she drops the act around them because she, like Pekora, isn't sure. Unless that's also the act, in which case she really is the greatest actress. But that would still leave Pekora and she's not that good an actress.
>>1575391True UNITY is supporting all of the girls being in a polyamorous relationship with each other
>>1575374>>1575372Why did Ame drop that text-based game?
>>1575283There are no shippers who actually care about Mori as an individual. If this wasn't apparent by all the wildly out-of-character Takamori art that gets drawn, I don't know what it'll take to convince you.
>>1575372>>1575374>Sequentially top to bottom and left to rightAme, your readable timeline reps...
>>1575397Nobody has time to watch both EN and JP.Know the very big diff between clickbait EN clippers and JP translators, man
>>1575374>>1575372>Gura marries Mori>Ame collabs with Ollie twice and avoids the 4 member EN collabG-guys I don't want to rrat but my RRAT IS GOING TOO FUCKIG STRONG,.
>>1575397Why do people still think it not yuri baiting?
>Reject meds>Embrace schizophreniaIs this the only way to enjoy these threads?
>>1575396seriously what the fuck ame
>>1575409Ame is the new honorary ID
>>1575413LunaUnity
Thats a prety good week for Ame all things considered.
>>1575372>>1575374this is honestly an amazing schedule, members zatsudan again and even put in Donkey Kong as well
>>1574995Amazing edit anon
>>1575346This has been apparent since day one Sherlock
>>1575413GuraI love Gura!
>>1575392Thats what I believe happened
>>1575027based, thanks
>>1575287The only thing I think management is for is setting up legal business shit like perms, merch, music, etc, and making sure the girls are eating enough and are mentally OK (which some of them unironically do need help with). And I doubt Enma has streaming skills as a go to person for that stuff.
>>1575215Luna is not sexy and I will not ever look at her as a woman!
>>1575438I dunno why people always post about taking medsHow can so many posters here afford medicine?
>>1575372Oh boy, more bing wahoo.
I want to smell Luna...
>>1575437Why do you think it's yuri baiting?You have no proof either, other than being jealous of lesbians.
>>1575441kek
>>1575438your problem is attempting to enjoy these threads
>>1575372>>1575374AMELIA IS DUMB SOMETIMES AND DOESN'T PUT COLLABS ON SCHEDULE (SEE BATTLEBLOCK). LOOK AT ALL THOSE EMPTY USUAL TIMESLOTS - THERE IS DEFINETLY GOING TO BE A GURAME COLLAB THIS WEEK
>>1575413GuraI don't care
>>1575372>>1575374>DKCBUT THE RRATS SAID SHE WOULD NEVER GO BACK TO IT???
>>1575465Oh boy, more bing wahoo!
>>1575432Nothing will beat the "Kubrick filmed the Moon landing" rrat
>>1575432The only people who think they aren't actually gay are retarded SEAnigs who have no awareness of social behavior.
>>1573722BASED AS FUCK
>>1575413GuraNone, my oshi loves my dick.
>>1575352>unironic Gurame fagsThis implies some level of delusion so no.But aside from them, of course Gura/Ame etc all love their genmates and they've all said things and done things that can be used as "evidence" for whichever silly ship if you really want. Most people realize this, I hope and understand that /u/nity is the way.
>>1575184Well it's certainly better than my shit ff14 edit I made
>>1575413AmeRainforest...
>>1575413InaI like Mori and Gura collabs more
>>1575438I usually enjoy them more on the meds
>>1575460t.burger
>>1575413KiaraWhichever one will fan the thread flames, I don't give a fuck about shipping
>>1575413GuraCalligula (I was so tired of Gurame niggers, so glad Gura killed it for Mori)
Listening to Luna's pronunciation improve bit by bit is actually heart warming. I want this 0 year old sexy adult to grow strong.
>>1575372>>1575374nice
>>1575468You know what acting is right and it also get more money for Cover to used on hookers and blow
>>1575487Gura talks about Amelia the most though.
>>1575441Ina...
GUYS, NEW RRAT.GURA INVITED AME TO COME LIVE WITH HER WHEN AME WAS MOVING OUT, AND AME REFUSED. GURA HAS BEEN UPSET ABOUT IT SINCE AND THAT'S WHY SHE'S PUSHING THE CALIGULA STUFF.
>>1575475cope gura is collabing with mori this week. thats why their schedules aren tout yet
>>1575495Yes anon, we take up the majority of the thead, hence my comment
>>1575236based
I am a shtooden
>>1575413guraamesame
>>1575432Oh and I forgot, Noel would have to coordinate that post by her roommate knowing people would link it to Flare in which case she us playing 7D chess and the rest of us are merely peons living in her world
>>1575307and i only got like 15 (You)'s when i posted it in /hlg/, biggest scam ever.
>>1575413GuraDon't care, give me member streams.
>>1575372>>1575374>Members hangout Nice, that last stream was a blast
Guys Luna is actually improving
>>1575413MarineI don't really care
Pardun?
>>1575438If you didn't embrace schizophrenia at least half a year ago you're ngmi
>>1575413MoriI prefer ships with Mori in them
>>1575441nooooooothat was ina's gig
>>1575405Nice proxies
>>1575488No OC is shit unless if the source material is shit. Or if it's frog or wojackposting.
In relation to the trend 12 horus ago>your oshi>holo with the best footwear
>>1575535Nice cope
>>1575346As someone who's in this thread for 18 hours a day who goes through all these times except for yurohours, I agree
>>1575477She has like less than an hour left unless she wants to go for a no save states run.
I AM A PRINCESSI AM A PERFECTO GREATEST CUTEST -- fuck I lost her
GOD FUCKING DAMN LUNA IS CUTE
>>1575372>>1575374What the fuck, this is packed for what she considered a light schedule, even if she ends up delaying/cancelling a few.I love Ame so much.
>>1575374>TWO (2) collabs with OllieThe fuck? Is Zombiective a thing? I thought she hated Ollie because of that piss shit?
>>1575374>>1575372Holy shit, that's a stacked schedule.
>>1575372this would have been perfect if I didn't have to listen to Ollie's screaming twice this week
>>1575528But is she sexy?
>>1575541KiaraAnya
wata
>>1575365it's gets worse after gura streams specifically. maybe its the combo of burger chumbuds, but it is definitely worse than when the other girls stream.>>1575394tako's get a lot of tribalists, I'd like to say they are falseflaggers, but there's a LOT of them if that's the case. most takos don't talk about the stream as they are probably just sitting and watching it.KFP hours are weird, it's pretty calm and unity filled, but once someone attacks kiara, it just turns into a TAKE THE BAIT-fest. i feel like they are doing it on purpose though.Ame hours are similar to tako hours, but faster and more stream discussion. the threads feels like a discord.
So if I ship myself with mori no one cares, but gura does it and this place melts down? Wow.
>>1575541GuraGura because she has cute Wailmers on her feel
>>1575522Kek
>>1575372>>1575374GURAME BTFOINAME BTFOAMELLIE BROS WW@
Wata
wata wata wata wata
>>1575515>rratits not a rrat if its true. ame confirmed it on sc sunday
Wata-
wraaaa
>>1574640>>1574415What the fuck is wrong with these people? This happens every single time this ship is mentioned and also happened a bunch during the recent CalliGura collab.
wa'ah
>water>WATA>water>WATA>water>WATA
>>1575346Nice try sinfag
If dubs Luna is going to be natively fluent in English by the end of this year.
>>1575413InaSamemori
>>1575501I will protect itI want to see it grow up healthyI want to tell my neighbors and friends about it
>>1575346it's been proven that most chumbuds are underage
How much time does it actually take to become Japanese proficient to understand 80% of a JP stream?
>>1575413GuraCaliguraI'm glad they can finally find happiness together. If we're lucky Mori's work ethic will rub off on Gura and Gura can keep Mori from working herself to True Death.
>>1575372>>1575374BASED ZOOMBIE
>>1575552She's a convenient third wheel for AmeMoona and AmeMel
>>1575413AmeTwo very different things. Ame makes her calm but Mori is for bullying.
>>1575587you have doomed us all
>>1575563Anon it's simple, Gura has the most fans so the most people come here. More human interactions = more chance for baits, falseflags = thread goes to shit.
Kill the thread.>your oshi>which of these anons won?>>1574908>>1574910
>>1575552CHARGE RIFLE
>>1575413kiaradon't really care about ships, but gurame feels more closer.
>>1575438I don't have schizophrenia and I'm having fun
>>1575430What are you talking about? Ai Dungeon?
>>1575593Depends how hard you study
Wraataa
There is a high chance Gura will schedule an ASMR stream. WHAT KIND?
>>1575569AMELLIE CHAD It's our time!!!
Is Luna merely pretending to no be able to pronounce this?
>this rainbow of superchats in Ame's stream before it even starts>for a fucking Apex streamWhat's happening? Are teamates no longer poorfags?
>>1574415>>1574640>>1574754>>1574879>>1575037>>1575093>>1575235>>1575337S-sugoi
>>1573797Time to change the timeline....
AMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Is there a combination of EN girls we haven't had a collab for? Kiara/Ina?
How are people barely learning of the Ame / Ollie / X collabs? They've been leaked and spoken about for like two weeks from Reine.
Fuck you Gura I'm not losing to a literal womanlet for Mori, curse my height...
>>1575372>>1575374Never call my wife lazy again, holy shit what a packed schedule.
>>1575508i know you're just baiting but for those reading:It's simple, actually: to yuribait, all you need to do is have a bit of teetee on-stream and then tweet a littleBut I don't even follow Noefure and I know that they've gone on vacations together, talked about skimpy/purposefully sexy outfits, Noel has constantly obsessed over Flare, called her her lover, moved closer to her, bought platinum engraved rings...Noefure reached maximum yuribait a year ago but they kept going because they wanted to, not just because they wanted to yuribait
>>1575587But she already is
>>1575541AmeGura
>>1575622"I don't know how to do ASMR" ASMR
>>1575622>high chanceIt's 100% happening, she has the 3dio now, and she didn't order it for fucking nothing.
>>1575346chumbud hours are full of unironic pedo apologists, posting toddler gura and thinking its hot, newfags that don't know shit about hlgg, tourists that want to shitpost, schizos that try to twist everyrhing gura says into a rrat and ship wars
>>1575587why do you hate luna
>>1575587If only your digits could've been mine
>>1575563>I BLAME DEADBEATS
>>1575541kiaraanya because FEET AAAA. also Towa's boots holy fuck stomp my balls.
>>1575613Yeah that one! Sorry I'm a retard. I really liked those streams though
I'm gonna miss Ame after this stream...
>>1575622Eardrum exploding ASMR
>>1575564Still coming here Kiara?
>>1575632Mori/Ina I think
>>1575510If I had to guess then sure, I'd say they're the closest, but that doesn't mean they're gonna fuck.
>>1575627Our superchats have been pent up for a long time.
>>1575622She already did one. Next would be real ASMR.I'm more excited about Ina's upcoming ASMR.
Wader
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>1575563i'm convinced that tako hours shitposting is a long con by a few fags so they can turn around and shit on ina hours/takos/ina using their own shitflinging as an example.
>>1575629what the fuck is wrong with some of you fags
watwoa
deadbeats stop trying to get us to hate ame, it wont work
>>1575622she asked about gta RP and has payday perms so it's going to be a bank robbery ASMR
>>1575632They had that Arknights one last year
WRATAR
Luna's mouth movements are so good
>raatoir
>can't watch the collab with Ame live because I have to fucking sleep>can't post an image to show my despair
wraatwaa
>>1575642Impossible. She's been studying.
listen everyone, all of you guys need to seriously consider this: GOOMBA ROOMBA GOOMBA ROOMBA ROOMBA GOOMBA ROOMBA GOOMBA ROOMBA GOOMBA ROOMBA If you can accept this fact then you will get far in life.
>>1575629Moral of the story:enjoy your /u/ ships who get highs and lows constantly without being a fucking falseflagger retarded faggot
>>1575346>>1575590>>1575648Stay mad, faggots.
Watwa
Watra
>>1575564Kiara another glove stream onegai
WAH-TWAH
>>1575563Retardchama...
STARTINGhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4MW9ymk4d4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4MW9ymk4d4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4MW9ymk4d4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4MW9ymk4d4
This music...Does anyone else feel peaceful?
>>1575656YES
A-Ame?
>>1575552Someone said it a few threads ago, but it might just be a case of Ollie "leeching". The Mel Apex stream was in the works for a while, and Ame probably thought it's be good to have a third person to act as a translator/icebreaker for her and Mel, since they're both still iffy on their EN/JP reps. MC with Moona and Ollie might be on the EN server to give them the tour as well since Reine already got it, though it could just as well be on the JP server where Moona shows off the ID mall, and Ollie just wanted to tag along. And again, her giga stacy attitude is great for two otherwise introverted people, to handle any awkward silences.
WHAT
Ame wtf
>>1575622Slow, sensual, breathy sex with Ame ASMR
THIS DUMMY
Ame?
What the FUCK was that?!
kek Ame
Sasuga Ame...As expected of you
>>1575632mori/ina, that combination haves 110+ days without having a collab, doesnt help that is between the busiest EN members
WTF AMEEEEEEEEE?!
>>1575632I think another Mori/Ina combo is the longest without one. We used to have a guy that kept track of it but I haven't seen his posts in awhile.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT IS HAPPENING AGAIN
Attention!Your attention please!AhemWaterThat is all.Arigatoshimasu.
AME!
WHAT THE FUCK
I love this goofy defective
That fucking scared me wtf Ame
WAHTRWHAH
ame..
Fucking kek
CURSED AME
YAB
I'd like a glass of wraatraa
>>1575552If you knew anything about Ame, she really enjoyed playing with Ollie. Did you miss how she kept asking to play more rounds?
Luna is being filtered by fucking>WaterIt's the same /wa/ as watashi, Luna. WTF?
>>1575656i forgot about deadbeats shit.deadbeats don't really do anything really.until mori does something special in-game or something, everyone is silent, then suddenly, >KNEEL KNEEL KNEEL KNEELother than that, they are just talking about her tits.
>>1575706NOT ANYMORE
Should I akasupa Ame and tell her that Gura chose Mori over her.
I MISSED THIS SHITPOSTER LIKE YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE
Ame's bwain is bwokenhttps://files.catbox.moe/h06dmo.png
>>1575208Luna practicing English is cute! She reminds me of my childhood with that incessant repetition to nail the pronunciation, even if she fails so much...
>>1575706As soon as I heard it I started smiling.
>>1575747rada?
>>1575590How?
>>1575753sure
>>1575563Basically. Seppo hours are as bad as EU hours are as bad as SEAhours stream (or not stream) dependant and all it takes is 2-4 dedicated shitposters baiting and taking their own and each other's bait to make it seem like the thread had been derailed, bonus points for bitching about how bad the thread is after you shit it up. See: basically any of the mass deletion waves including but not limited to sinfag.
God I want to smack clams with Luna
>>1575632>>1575664Someone post the days since collab post
>1 friend online
>>1575704Retardchama...
>>1575563chumbuds have the most tourists, the ones that actually use the thread are based. Don't think of it as fanbase thing, think of it as a fuck tourists thing.
>>1575536Well it was just a cringe unity edit in gimp
>wrautuar x50Is luna okay
>>1575693>Gura has probably been watching Noel's ASMR to learn how to do it
what did ame do?
>>1575593This >>1575593 honestly. If you're just using just one avenue for study (DuoLingo seems to be the most popular one), it'll take you some more time.But, if you pair it with other sources like https://marshallyin.com/ with other independent study (like, looking up grammar rules and shit) WHILE also consuming japanese media (streams, music, tv dramas/kids shows, etc) you'll speed up your pace.
wtf did ame do? i had her only on audio while waiting
>>1575093>>1575235>>1575337>>1574415>>1574640>>1574754>>1574879>>1575037Why are CalliGura fans like this
>>1575733>WaterWater? I don't know what you mean.Surely you meant to say "wra trois".
AME'S BACK!
>>1575753Do it fag. You won't/
Bros...She's back!
>>1575198>This is better than the last couple days SEAhoursIt was amazing, yes.
>Ame is backMy soul is healed.
Walter is enemy indeed
>>1575622Plate Scraping ASMR
>>1575541AmeRoboco
WATER IS ENEMYYY
>only 4k viewers>chat is debut-level fastI gotta hand it to Teamates, I think they might be one of the most passionate fanbases in hololive.
>Normal voice is backI will be missing the first hotel voice
Im glad she's back
>and YOUIts perfect Luna.
>Ame comes back>Peace decends into my soulIt's good to be home...
Shion is getting a creampie tonight.
GOD I JUST WANT TO HUGG THE SHIT OUT OF LUNA HIME
>>1575758the most interesting woman in the universe
>>1575690Her 2.0 L2D is one of the best
>>1575714>>1575716>>1575717>>1575718>>1575722Just opened the stream, what happened?
Ame's voice just puts me at ease bros
>>1575817>he thinks live views are accurateJust stop anon
>>1575629Someone please save this
So her internet isn't shit anymore right?
>>1575833This >>1575758
>>1575777nothing wrong with wanting to try to pronounce something correctly anon
>Bro Watson trained Bubba in less than a week
>my brother watsonI thought she was watson bros....
>bubba has been so quietBrother beat the shit out of him
>Fresh Prince of AmeNUMBERS, NUMBERS, NUMBERS
>>1575833She whipped her tiddies out and they jiggled from side to side
>>1575833she flashed her feet on stream for like one frame then went back to the intro music
i missed you so much ame...
Bros...Brother watson drugged bubba
Why do girls have tummy aches
IN WEST PHILADELPHIA
Fuck you Ame
>your oshi>what you're currently drinking
>>1575638>bought platinum engraved ringsWas there any proof that not her saying so
I WANT TO SEX KIARAFUCK SEX FUCK SEXMATING PRESS PINNING DOWN AGANIST THE BEDLEG-LOCKINGIMPREGNATIONHOUSEWIFE WITH APRONPUTTING MY HANDS BEHIND HER APRON AND SQUEEZING HER BOOBSPHOENIX WIFE BEST WIFE
>>1575845She hasn't moved yet.
I want to watch Fresh prince reruns with Ame!
>>1575817>4k viewersThat number is lying, she got at least double that number
>>1575805fucking 'unsolicited snowbama' made me laugh again
>open stream>talking about bubba againgod i fucking hate this shit. stop fucking talking about your pet please
SHE'S HERESHE'S A >WE POSTER
Did anyone SC telling her not to go four days without a video so the algorithm doesn't fuck her over?
>>1575374bringing moona to EN server? What terror is she going to unleash?
>Brother Watson trained bubbaBrother Watson love!
>>1575850Fucking chad
>>1575858They're pregnant
IT'S FESH PINCE, MORI.
>>1575858They're all pregnant.
And suddenly everything's alright again. It was only 2 days but I missed her bros
Bubba is fucking dead
>>1575878t. KFP
>Rick rolling>Fresh PrinceWhat other ancient meme will HoloEN mention?
>>1575845She's going to be at her old home for the next week.She hasn't moved yet.
>Ame whining>Luna whining>at the same timejesas that was weird
>>1575866guramy tears
>>1575866InaWAHta
https://youtu.be/DAVg2MiqAbc?t=14
>>1575843>>1575875I'm not trying to argue against the bug, just compared to Ina streams at 10k, or Gura at 20k, Ame's stream has the fastest chat currently, I just found it impressive
>>1575878shut up fag.the pet makes her happy.you want a happy chuuba don't you?t. KFP
Ame...............................................put it on a fucking papert towel.........................Don't be such a gamer!!!
>Bubba has been quiet since Ame returned>Starts making noise the moment she streamsNow look here you mutt
>>1575866GuraWater
>kaysodillo mousepad
>>1575878Are you such a mentally ill unicorn beta you feel cucked by a PET? Holy shit the absolute fucking state.
>>1575887WHAT??!
>>1575876I thought by putting together the image, I could make more anons laugh.Instead, I made the same anon laugh, twice.I'll consider that a good days work.
>>1575769SEA-EU hours sometimes are great, but occasionally turn to shit
>Ctrl-F AmeAme really rents free in both Teamates and Antis head...
>>1575769Nice try, kangaroofag.
>>1575887WHAT!?ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR HORNY DEADBEAT MINDS?!
>>1575868the whole point is that she doesn't have to go that far in making up random shit to yuribait, she's doing what she's doing now because she wants to and that points more towards proof of being genuinealso if you're going to start doubting whatever the holos say then you might as well not watch lmao
>>1575773Agua...
>>1575900Whine collab when?
Here's the other super schizo way of looking at it. Maybe Noel and Flare are lying, in which case we can't take anything they say at face value. Maybe they've never been on a trip together. Maybe Noel doesn't own more than one apt. Maybe they never got rings etc. But that would mean every single other person they have interacted with was in on it AND never once forgot and dropped the act. That's an insane level of coordination That means every Holo was told, pretend Noel and Flare got rings and talk about it. That means Rushia did an off collab with Noel and Flare in Noel's one apt and pretended it was her third. That means even non Holos like Tamaki and the Nijis are briefed about the current kayfabe and go along with it.I mean, it's just seems more likely and INFINITELY easier that they are actually gay.
I CAN'T BELIEVE BRO WATSON IS HAVING SEX WITH BUBBA
>>1575866OkayuStrawberry Green Tea
>>1575895Chocolate Rain.
>Chineseyab
Brother Watson performed the Dominion Suplex on Bubba to establish his dominance, so Bubba calms the fuck down. Now that Ame is back he'll try to SWOOCE his way into barking the bork again.
>>1575900THEY ARE
LUNA YAB
>>1575887YOU SWINDLED ME.
>>1575922All hours can be sometimes great.
I'm not a zoomer Ame...
>>1575866Polkabeer
Ame is cute and energetic tonight!
>>1575895In AD 2101War was beginning.
my sleep....
>>1575943>Gura marries Mori>Bubba marries brother WatsonAme...had a hard life...
>>1575866>Risu>Orange Juice
Japien~
>>1575943>not eat ame out after an hour of knotting by bubba
Japien
ja pean
>>1575973Ina Zero Wing playthrough when?
>>1575969You are now
>>1575943I want to be Bubba...
LUNA NOOOO
>>1575638That's pretty hot.
Jap-pearn
we love you, gura!YES. WE.
>>1575929YOU FIND HAACHAMA AND YOU FIND HAACHAMA AND YOU FIND HAACHAMA AND YOU FIND HAACHAMA AND YOU FIND HAACHAMA AND YOU FIND HAACHAMA...
ILOVEAME!
>>1575930So there nothing basing it up
>>1575966I was going to use that money on supas...
>>1575863I can only hear "g-a-b-e-n" when I read this now fuck
Ame
Gura loves ME!
I love giving Enma big sticky creampies!