/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

why do you want to sabotage a non existent wave

5 /vt/ posters
Self-explanatory

>>15708399
Any 5 they won't make it past 200k subs anyway

It would be easier to say which 5 guys you would hire to NOT sabotage holostars en

>>15708399
5 Jermas

>>15708399
(you) (you) (you) (you) and last but not least not you

>>15708507
5 jerma wannabes would be actual hell

>>15708399
Those three faggots from trash taste, Nux and Chris chan once it gets out of jail or whatever

>>15708399
Hey hey people

>>15708399
Chumbuds
Chumbuds
Chumbuds
Chumbuds
And chumbuds
No, for real they are the most likely to get into Holostars En with a shady motive to fuck Gura's hole.

Nux
Connor
3 SEA schizos from /hlgg/

>>15708399
(you) and four of your discord buddies

Coco but with a voice changer

This guy with this model

>>15708399
5 Americans. No British accent buff. Statistically speaking will probably be overweight so that will be in the back of potential femgosling's mind.

>>15708399
Leafy, Keemstar, Cryaotic, YanDev, Tobuscus

>>15708399
Womble, Cyanide, Edberg, Quebec, Sai

Any five people from here

considering how en 2 went I dont think they need any help sabotaging themselves

I'm honestly surprised 5 schizos from here haven't formed a bootleg stars group

>>15708399
5 chinks

>>15708750
quite possibly the most unfunny people I've come across

>>15708806
Wanna form one?

>>15708659
your oshi will fuck bulldog and have his babies out of wedlock

>>15708617
Based. The three seanigs should all have terrible english and refuse to elaborate on where they live.

Connor, the guy Connor pays to post here about him, Bill Cosby, Andy dick, eddy's voice actor from Ed Edd and Eddy.

>>15708399
That one RPG guy from Vshojo
Cryaotic
Callmecarson
Vinny
A chumbud

>>15708902
>eddy's voice actor from Ed Edd and Eddy.
But only if he doesn't do the voice

>>15708399
a KPF
a Deadbeat
a teamate
and 2 chumbuds

>>15708399
Any faggots from dream SMP

>>15709000
Takodachi's win again

>>15708399
Jerma
NL
Oney
Psychicpebbles
Bulldog

>>15708399
Nux and someone from Trash Taste to piss off the 4chinners.
BungoTaiga for the twitter cancel.
Some sort of anit-loli
And a drama dude, eg. Hero Hei, FlamencoTV, or rev says desu.

>>15709194
I'd imagine none of the takodachi would even be motivated to apply.

Woolie

>>15708399
Entire oneyplays crew as a holostars generation

Just grab anyone from here.

>>15709194
>>15709386
Jokes on you both its gonna be 5 takodachi for that nepotism hire part 2.

Woohoolad would be the absolute worst

>>15709336
>"someone to piss off the 4chinners"
>proceeds to list only people that would piss off 4chinners

>>15709336
Best post.
Rev alone could easily destroy the company from the inside, not to mention the amount of drama this would cause

>>15708399
Maxmoefoe, Idubbbz, Anything4views, HowToBasic, and Filthy Frank

>>15708399
5 SEA men

>>15709336
I wish Metokur was a VTuber, he'd fit the bill of "broken" VTuber as he's busy dying of cancer

>>15709672
OP said sabotage anon, not revitalize a dying genre

>>15708399
Hero Hei
Nick Rekieta
Woolad
Falseyed
Mothers Basement

5 /vt/ posters that are mega unicorns and simps, only play either fps games, mapping games or some obscure shit, only want to collab with the girls for sole purpose of fucking them, then they have a mental breakdown on stream after they refuse

>>15713853
Sounds like im the man for the job.

>>15708399
Any 5 AniTubers

realistically, are there even enough western male talents for a full gen who aren't either 2views, people that play only one game, or better off continuing their solo career?

>>15713669
>Hero Hei
This. All you need is this humongous faggot to sabotage Homostars EN.

>>15708399
forsen

Holo En male, sounds like the worst fucking idea.
I would even want to sabotage it, its so bad it existance would kill Hololive as a whole.

>>15708399
Oney
Demolition_D
that one Souls tuber who made fun of trannies and got away with it
Jerma (with a B. F. Bugleberry avatar)
Simpleflips
Some trashy breadtuber anituber, free pick there are many to choose from
This kills the idol dream

>>15708399
Nikocado, John Oliver, Narcissa Wright, Xi Jinping and the corpse of Charles Manson

>>15708399
Me
I'll just groom gura until they fire me.

>>15708399
It's doomed already.

The only way to save it is to hire him.

>>15708399
That spooky ghost indie faggot is all it would take to ruin the whole company

>>15708501
Anon you need to wake up, male Nijis are on their way to 200k as it is.

>>15708720
>yandev
Well, I laughed ngl

Pewdiepie
Forsen
Bulldog

Call it holostars SWE and see who says nigger 1st

Don't need to they already hired fucking loserbait lmao

>>15708708
Anon , average American is nasty fat

It's disgusting to add them to holostar

>>15718628
Anon, there is a huge difference between nijimales and holomales. For one I encourage everyone to not get into StarsEN, youwon't have Hololive fame, won't be able to interact much if at all with the females and be bound to collabs with senpais and outsiders.

>>15708399
Any 5 /vt/sisters

>>15713528
to be fair, FilthyFrank and Connor would make great Holostar EN's
no sabotage possible there

>>15713528
It's not 2007 anymore, boomer. Those guys are washed up.

>>15709672
Did he ever pull the rainbow Charizard?

>>15708399
>5
Try 3. It's not happening anyway. They just opened up auditions so they don't miss talents they might otherwise have by scheduling them. No one is going to wait around for an opportunity with cover that might never come when another agency has one available right now.

>>15719691
Yeah after his friend gifted him two cases for christmas. Chad also pulled one in between sniffing cocaine.

>>15709672
All those guys are married, and at least one of them is a cuck.

>>15708399
DSP, LTG, Vaush, Ice Poseidon, SonicFox

>>15716056
An ALL-STAR lineup. With demo and ayame combined we could get THREE streams a year.

>>15719893
DSP is a cockroach so even if the rest of the gen crashed and burned he would survive. LTG Sonicfox and vaush wouldn't kill the gen though they would do lasting damage to cover and all of it's talents.

>>15719459
Frank mellowed out and now he goes by joji. It's probably be similar to calli except dealing with kpop stan remnants

>>15708399
MovieBob

>>15708399
This guy, a fat ugly bastard chubba, a chubba as dark as obsidian that speaks only in ebonics, a non-native mushmouth autistic, and the most schizophrenic /vt/ poster with a mic from the early 2000's aka me.

>>15708399
4 babinikus endlessly teasing one awkward and bashful nerd.

Seriously though, one spunky tomgirl would be nice.

>>15708399
Cryaotic, Asmongold, Jameskii, Vaati, and Tyler1.

>>15708399
Nothing could sabotage holostars en more than the decision to create holostars en

Don't worry. I'm going to join so I can fuck Izuru's bussy but I won't be an obvious retard about it.

>>15709672
>Filthy Frank
Konichichichichiwa motherfuckers!

>>15708507
If it's actual Jerma that would be great. Well, no, he would get censored to hell.

>>15708399
I'd hold a thread on this board where the first five dudes to get dubs would get the job

>>15709000
>>15709422
>>15714044
>>15710355
>>15716077

be advised, >>15721807 wants to hire you

>>15713476
he's a pngtuber

someone who plays aoe 2 in the year of our lord 2022

>totallynotmark for the shit takes and normie taste
>supereyepatchwolf for the pseudo intellectuality and even more shit takes but he will probably be successfull
>conncarnage or what he is called for the bitchy leftist attitude
>joey 'the animeman'
>stefan molyneux
there perfectly successfull but also perfectly sabotaged and ruined

>>15708399
i would clone kiara 5 times and just watch it burn to the ground

Maddox. He has tons of experience in vtubing and would being a lot of charm and charisma into collabs. His comedic genius would attract all the girls and immediately bring an end to HoloEN.

Woolie

>>15718628
And? I don't care about nijifags just holofags and their failure

>>15718473
superchat readings would actually be worth watching if this guy was in

Sam Hyde

Hey hey people, Sseth here.

The old cast of Sleepy Cabin, including crackhead Stamper.

>>15713476
Still don't buy it. Watch some of TBs videos just before he died jim sounds identical to how he sounded years ago.

>>15730129
It's supposed to be people who would ruing it. sseth is overqualified.

>>15709386
It will be the easiest path to my oshi

>>15715513
I would start caring about holostars and holoEN if Rich Evans

Just 5 western Shindou Raitos, the creepiest fags available who clearly only want to join so they can groom their oshi. Not only who the whole gen be killed but nobody else would ever ask for EN homos ever again

For the people saying Jerma, do you think he's a bad entertainer or just that he'd be a bad Holostar/vtuber?

Mutahar

>>15739382
If you have a counter-argument just say it

DSP, Ninja, dream, DarkViperau, and Chris Chan

>>15739778
nah I'm just curious which it is for people, I've always thought he was pretty much liked overall

Just ask Niji who they would hire. Guaranteed to ruin HoloEN. Hiring males is a failed model anyway. They should just put their resources toward more females and keep the money rolling in.

>>15708507
Jerma fans are almost as bad as Forsen fans. They literally cannot shut up about their shitty streamer for more than 2 seconds. Both are absolutely talentless hacks too. "But muh creatividad jerma carnival". No.

>>15730129
Hiring a naturally funny guy who plays interesting games with a voice that makes everyone who hears it feel at least a little funny in the pants is not sabatoge, anon

>>15708399
Arcadum

>>15708399
5 connor

>>15708399
>If you wanted to sabotage holostars en which 5 guys would you hire
Nux with 5 voice changers

>>15746726
>naturally funny guy
>naturally
While I do find his videos amusing I dunno if this is the case.

MethodJosh.

>>15708399
Connor for all 5 characters, up to him if he wants to do different accents for each one or just play the same character (himself) 5 times.

>>15720912
we all know that tyler1 is actually a genius content creator

>>15741428
name one other person that has pulled off something as creative as spending 3 days in a doll house while pretending to be a sim

>>15724475
>stefan molyneux
>he calls into the hag totsus to yell at them to find a husband before their eggs are all gone

>>15708399
5 Gura killers

>>15741428

Lmao, dude's the least offensive guy out there.

>>15746928

Lmao, dudes the most offensive guy out there.

Given these facts: This would be the worst combo in existence and I think it would do what OP wants.

>>15750519
>stefan molyneux
I thought you were talking about hack game developer Peter Molyneux for a second , and now I want to know how much money would be needed to make Todd Howard consider vtubing as a retirement plan.

>>15708399
Myself and 4 other people from here

>>15708399
Connor, Critikal, Forsen, AdmiralBulldog, and Lacari

>>15708399
Why join Holostars instead of Niji? Also, why do Holostarfags act like they are no successful male vtubers?

>>15708399
5 of pic related

>>15752548
casting the VAs of the hit 2000 game Deus Ex for holostarEN will sabotage Cover how, exactly?

>>15708399
Anyone you could choose would sabotage not only their own branch but all the others as well.

HolostarsEN but it's just Gura with a voicefilter.

>>15708399
Holostars managment sucks ass anyway, doubt it will be any better for en. At this point males should just go to niji because they obviously know how to market their males better

>>15753676
Every holo has shit managers. It isn't limited to the homos.

>>15708596
That's not sabotage.

5 obvious troons

nux
lost pause
arcanum
vaush
ouro krono

just get the guys from sleepycast and watch as they ruin cover from collabing with any twitch streamers for the next hundred years ruining what mori and ollie have built up. this is actually an excellent idea

>>15758655
>ruining what mori and ollie have built up
They're just as good, anon.

>>15708399
I don't sabotage decent people and you shouldn't either.

>>15758751
how would that sabotage sleepycabin?

>>15714093
Mysta was one of the biggest male indies on the scene and he was still nearly unknown to the board. Forget two views, there're a fuckton of guys breaking 50, 100, 200 that the board doesn't follow. We might just get that Shoto guy or something.

>>15708806
I would watch that

>>15708399
I nominate FitMC

Metokur, sseth, mandalore, dankula, corpse

>>15708399
Vaush, Keemstar, Hasan Abi, Asmongold, iDubbbz

>>15708399
only xQc

>>15750278
I mean, Polka jumped off a bridge...

>>15709404
>>15729006
Woolie

>>15724246
>T90 moves to homostars instead of faceberg
It would be less of a cliff jump I suppose