/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Kiki daki has been released, you can buy one today at https://diipoo.com/shop/kiki-daki/

Why buy a Kiki daki?
>60% of the proceeds from dakis will be donated to the Rabbit Welfare Assocation and Fund (RWAF)
>Support your wife
>UOOOOOH uoOOOOH UUUOOOOOOHHH

If you can't afford it now, come back when the valentines sale begins. It's
recommended to only buy the case and to buy the pillow elsewhere.

Do you love Kiki?

>>15660153
yes, KIKI LOVE

>>15660123
Meant to post a soundpost for OP, here it is:

>>15660153
Yes. I love her very very much and I'll never leave.

a toast

>>15660153
Kiki Love!

>>15660153
Kiki love!

>>15660153
Yes, very much so.

>>15660153
I do love fucking Kiki

Waiting room

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9loBCj0Ytwc

>>15662830
Attention company!

>>15660123
this could be us

>>15663384
3dpd ew

>posting a women other than Kiki
>dirty phone poster
absolutely HARAM and revolting!

>>15662830
It's starting get in here

I have a strong desire to pin her down and have nonconsensual relations with this rabbit

>partying
Kiki I just get drunk and listen to r/a/dio

>>15663965
not me, cause im not weird like that.

I no call no showed to my friend’s NYE party. I didn’t want to go!

I want to hug Kiki and and cuddle with her on the next New Years

>taking Kiki to a big party so we can just sit in the corner off by ourselves

>>15664008
Yeah, honestly I was invited to a party but I decided to go to bed early so I could tune into Kiki's stream from earlier today

women are mysterious creatures

I just don't talk. Too afraid to be cringe

>>15664253
We all have moments of cringe kino here brother, own it

Kiki thinks she can out-gosling us bros...

>>15664339
I'm literally obsessed with Kiki.

When I roll out of bed and my feet touch the hardwood, the first thought that pierces my mind is, “what fresh hell awaits me?”

>>15664365
My first thought is "Did I miss a kiki stream because I chose to sleep?"

>my oshi is obsessed with me
later virgins!

>Kiki reads the threads
>thread posting is basically sending anonymous love letters so you can be as cringe as you want
Alright I’m thinking based

Wife > Oshi though. All wives are oshis, but not all oshis are wives.

Is it me or is Kiki cuter than normal this stream? I can’t put my finger on it but I’m going into gosling overdrive

>>15664631
Girls get really cute when they're feeling lovey

>>15664631
Where seals are involved, Kiki's full cuteness potential is unlocked

no party, only Kiki

I think she’s out bros. Bunny nap.

rate the stream

Turning up the volume of the stream, I can hear her soft breathing under all the game music...

https://youtu.be/A8wK-vhuWog

I wanna put her to bed so much bros...

>>15664631
I've noticed the same as well. There are some streams where her cuteness levels go up far higher than the norm, I think it depends on the game she's playing, her mood, and the general temperature of her room.

>>15665039
cute / 10

I'm not gonna make it bros... tell my wife I love her!

I NEED to pick her up and princes carry her to bed
tug her in and nestle close to her

>>15665095
>tucking her in and giving her a kiss on the forehead

This is pure bliss.

>ywn have kiki sleep on your shoulders
why live

This is beautiful, we made it bros, we've won 5 times over now.

>Kiki starts breathing heavily and murmurs racial epithets under her breath. she wakes with her heart racing and drenched in sweat.

>cute sleeping noises
god damn isnt she adorable.

champyons.....

sleeping stream. :)

My life is complete, doesn't get better than this.

mwuah, love you too Kiki

Literally the sweetest, cutest, most amazing girl I have ever seen.

>I dont want things to go grey and lonely again

kiki :(

I think I speak for everyone:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MY HEART IS GOING TO EXPLODE

God my fucking heart has morphed into a gosling face

This girl...

I can feel it physically in my heart
It's way too much, make it stop AAAAAAAAAA

I don't even want to cum anymore...i just want to hold her tight

rate????

I agree with the current general sentiment in this thread.

I love her do much this was so fucking cute. is it bad her sleeping was turning me on, what's wrong with me

Holy shit, I love kiki so much. My heart is imploding.

I don't like to exaggerate but yes, Kiki is the most wonderful woman I've ever met. A true treasure. Even if I have to share her with all of you, even if we never meet in person, it's all worth it for her. 1% of Kiki is worth more than all other women combined. Goodnight and sweet dreams Kiki, I love you.

I can't stop smiling, she's too cute!!! KIKI LOVE!!!!!!

I am full blown schizo mode and sending you warmth, love, and a big cuddle through the astral plane. I love you Kiki, rest well and wake up rejuvenated!

Bros... this is literally how I feel with my Kiki obsession https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WflAReA2cqs I'd gladly trade it all away for more time with her

>>15665547
>but
AND*
ESL please understand.

>>15665531
I love this woman and would do anything for her to feel safe and loved /10

>>15665531
It was a cute stream. Her falling asleep was the cutest part. Sleepy kiki/10

Can't wait for the new stream. Goodnight kiki. Get all the rest you need and have some very comfy champyon dreams. Mwah love you

>>15665531
Just please get some sleep Kiki, it was very cute but your beautiful brain needs at least a little rest. Love you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2q7Bm3K2ZU&ab_channel=KikiCh..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2q7Bm3K2ZU&ab_channel=KikiCh..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2q7Bm3K2ZU&ab_channel=KikiCh..
frame, I love her so much.

The fact that I can even add to her happiness gives me such an incredible feeling. I used to have what felt like a giant hole in my chest. For like, as long as I can remember. I don't anymore. I love you Kiki, I mean it.

>>15665654
>frame
What does this mean?

>>15665810
Nta it's what some people call a waiting room. I'm not sure why.

>>15665917
NTA but I was wondering the same thing. Must be one of the new champs. I wouldn't have called it a waiting room either unless I got used to people in thread calling it that. I prefer "lobby" like pre-game lobby except pre-stream.

>>15665810
>>15665917
>>15666352
yeah sorry, i have always called waiting rooms "frame". have no idea why though.

where is everyone

>>15666759
I'm here, just waiting

>>15666759
Here. Got nothing to say at the moment. Considered a nap but changed my mind.

>>15666759
died of cuteness overdose

>>15666759
Cooking lunch

>>15666759
Just lounging aroud. Don't have much to say right now other than kiki is super cute

>>15665570
Yes this, also amazing song

>>15666759
lurking 24/7

>>15666759
It's very late here but I'm listening to audio book to stay awake.

>>15666821
I guess I can talk on the thought that made me not take a nap. When I was younger I kept avoiding sleep because I felt more like "me" the longer I stayed awake. Like over the course of the day you slowly remember more and more, and more parts of your brain properly activate. I've had some of the best and deepest thoughts before bed and that just makes me not want to sleep in the first place. Simply put I like myself before bed much more than I like myself after waking up. I wonder if Kiki feels something similar.

I don't think that daki site ever told me what the delivery date was going to be, didn't show up in the email I got either unless I'm just being a rabbit.

Sleep tight, Kiki. May you dream of champyons even if it's just a nap. Love you.

>>15665570
Yes this, also amazing song but I prefer the full version with the parlando bit. Kiki forever ever. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9K7rmxjk5RQ

>>15667078
I look forward to some of you posting pics of the daki and giving your reviews. At first I was sad I couldn't get it right away but now I rember the benefits of NOT being an early adopter.

>>15667078
Usually with sites like that you'll get a follow-up email once your order has been printed and shipped. They say orders will take 3-7 days to make (https://diipoo.com/artist/)) and then once it's shipped it'll take however long the shipping you selected was quoted for. Just be patient, buying shit from China is always slow.

>>15667219
I'm more than happy to be the guinea pig for a Kiki daki. I'll make sure to let you guys know how it turns out.

>>15667183
They say you don't dream until you get into REM sleep, but I think that's BS. I've definitely had dreams before while napping for shorter spurts of time.

I was in the middle of making something else when it happened, so I just had to do this.
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/95228928

>>15667539
I might have to start flexing my blender skills and make a proper room for Kiki, instead of the default koikatsu one.

>>15667482
I'm not sure if REM phase is always the first one or if its random/alternates based on factors, but recently I talked about slipping right into a lucid dream during a nap and it lasted the whole nap. I kept waking up for a few seconds and falling right back into lucid dreams for like 50 minutes straight.

>>15667539
That's really cute anon

>>15667539
Thanks for the card btw, I just tested it today and it's great. I'd have made the bum bum just a tad bit larger, it flattens out a bit when bent over, but still more than I could've asked for.

>>15667670
Jesus, I really need to figure out how that koikatsu thing works.

>>15667725
>3min until start
I hope she's a little late because she definitely didn't fall asleep immediately. God, I hope she slept at all.

>2min until start
I hope she's a little late because she definitely didn't fall asleep immediately. God, I hope she slept at all.

>>15667581
this anon, but also the one above
>>15667670
>>15667725
If I ever get around to making a room for Kiki and it works in Koikatsu, I'll make that public too.

>>15667822
I hope she gets a champyon daki ASAP. It's obviously not perfect but having something to cuddle might help her sleep more.

>>15667822
I wish she'd sleep more. She always seems a little sad when having to end the stream early cause she's tired.

Here's my lunch, Cheese Tortellini with Squash and King Oyster Mushrooms. On topic because of mushrooms and fuck you I'm a rabbit

https://files.catbox.moe/uy537v.png

>>15667897
Yeah... she got mad at us for concerning about it so I stopped, but I do humbly suggest she should be sleeping more.

>>15667978
Looks pretty tasty. I'm tempted to try growing mushrooms myself so I can try more varieties like that.

>>15667595
I got this thing going on, I don't know if it's lucid dreaming or what, but lately I can hear things, usually voices right before falling asleep. It might just be my own voice that I'm hearing. But I've been trying to lucid dream for a while, and I hope that's a good sign.

>>15667863
I'm new to koikatsu, can we import sound files for the dialogue? Kiki has said plenty and made plenty of exploitable noises.

I have an emotional dependence on this woman whom I’ve never met and I’m worried that the continued and prolonged parasocial relationship is going to actively retard my inter-personal skills. I’ve never been in love with someone that I know through the internet. But I love her personality. I love that she’s a nerd. I love that she’s an adult and somehow has managed to maintain a childlike innocence and sense of wonder. I love how witty she is. I love how bratty she can be. I like being able to be cringe and post daydreams I have about her.

>>15668003
I know she doesn't lime for us to be concerned and i try not to, but it's just something i can't exactly turn off.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2q7Bm3K2ZU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2q7Bm3K2ZU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2q7Bm3K2ZU
LIVE NOW

>>15668053
That's normal anon, that's a hypnagogic hallucination. I hear that almost every time. Sometimes it's my voice or someone I know, but other times it's weird unfathomable screeches. Also sometimes accompanied with visuals, often video games I played or even watched Kiki play. I forget whether it was Crash or Hat in Time but I saw that before falling asleep recently.

Therefore, I believe in Kiki supremacy

I wonder if Kiki is wearing lip balm today I want to taste it

Her staring at me is doing something to me. god she's so hot

rabbits dont conduct electricity, silly

>>15668671
i'm glad they don't, it would be pretty SHOCKING if they did.

I have to do...something now too Kiki

>>15668741
my pants dropped as soon as she said zatsu

Kiki is getting horny again

thanks kiki, i missed the first part

>>15660153
more than anything

It probably pains her to know that we're not at work so her usual tricks won't work on us.

RRATE?

>>15669031
Oh no they still work I am going to beat my dick relentlessly

>>15669046
I'm gonna play with you in Koikatsu now/10

>>15669046
I love you, you're a rabbit, and a wife. My wife. Rabbit lolibaba wife. Good night, sweet dreams.

>>15669046
Make sure to rest well after, we'll miss you but we'll be even happier when you come back so don't worry about it. Goodnight and sweet dreams, love you. mwah <3

>>15669046
10/10

is everyone tired from new years or are champs leaving?

>>15669046
You didn't unlist the stream by the way. Have another mwah <3
Have even more mwah mwah mwah <3

>>15669046
Cute and comfy / 10

>>15669182
Just the holiday blues probably, specially if people went traveling on their vacation.

>>15669182
Not everyone, yes tired. I know a few regs that are definitely still here but missed the streams so they must be asleep. Please don't doompost Kiki, everything is going well.

>>15669182
If you want more people to show up you should make a schedule so people can plan for it.

why does everyone assume its kiki, shes coming rn

>>15669283
I agree but I think she's just like this because her summer break is almost over so she's got FOMO. When she starts Uni there'll be a schedule whether she wants it or not.

>>15669313
O-oh. Makes sense. In that case, fans reflect their oshi (wife) you kno.

>>15669283
I think schedules are too straining, I remember her being very stressed out back then when she still makes them. Just my opinion tho, not sure how everyone feels about it. For me it's for Kiki's sake first.

>>15669313
It's fun, I've been called Kiki a few times. You should never deny it.

I am getting a lot of mileage out of the uncensored character sheet and daki preview

You wake up. You were dreaming of kiki. You look down to see you were pitching a tent. You move the covers aside. Your pants are being stretched to the limit by your hard cock. You look over at your wife. She's staring at you. "Finally, i noticed you get hard and wandered when you'd get up. Want me to help you with it?" She spoke seductively. You pull your pants down as your rod flicks up. Kiki crawls to it, her face in front of it. She feels the heat coming off of it. She places her hand between her legs as she starts licking. You stop her and place her hips above your face.

Your mouth waters at the sight of her wet cunny. You begin to lick it as she licks your cock. You lick left adn right on her forbidden lips. She licks up and down, you're both ready. She forces her small mouth over your shaft licking it as she moves her head. You force your mouth over her pussy licking it liking a thirsty dog. After a little while you both feel it. Her juices pour into your mouth, as yours pours into hers. You both roll over slurping down the others love.

She looks over, your penis is still erect. "Want to go another round?" You ask her, hoping she says yes.

"Yes!" She exclaims sitting on your dick. You smile. You were madly in love with this horny rabbit. You position your rod at her entrance as she slowly sit herself on it.

"OOOOH! I needed this." She says placing her hands on your chest. "Now, fuck me, my champyon." She says with a smirk. Your mind goes blank as you grab her and force her down on you. Her eyes widen, but she smiles. You ram into her increasing in force. "Ahhh! Ahhh!" She exclaims as you make her cunny yours. You grab her breast twirling her nipples with your fingers

"Yes! Yes!" She exclaims through the pleasure. You lift up and gently bite down on her tiny tit. She pushes your head into her chest as she moves her hips with yours. "Fuck!" She yells as her eyes close. Her back arches as your dick moves further into her. Her walls tighten around your shaft. You grab her bumbum and squeeze with all your migh. She grabs your back scratching it as you do. You feel yourself throb.

"Kiki, are you ready?" You ask lovingly. She nods.

"Yes, cum in me husband." You comply and thrust one final time. You release yourself. Your cum filling her. "YES!" She screams as she falls onto her back. Her body tics from the pleasure she just endured. "I love you." She says placing a hand on her stomach. She giggles. "I'm so warm now."

You laugh. "I love you too. My silly wife." You kiss her forehead as she lays there. You stare at each other for what feels like hours. The morning was the start to a beautiful day.

Today I've obtained another kind of Kiki kiss, the "smol" Kiki kiss. Hmmm, yes, I will be adding this one to my collection. When I've obtained all the Kiki kisses I will finally unlock my true potential as a Champyon and fulfill the prophecy that was once foretold.

>Ice cream kiss:
https://vocaroo.com/1ns8H3m16TXG

>Red bull kiss:
https://vocaroo.com/1mU6reaieqXC

>>15669720
fool....
I have the ultimate deepthroat awa kiki kiss
but you wont be able to find it, its all mine

>>15669486
I have been too, but now I'm doing this:
https://files.catbox.moe/1lrhjj.png

>>15669805
K-kisama...!

>>15669856
MAKE A VIDEO PLEAASE

oh no I went out to grab food and missed Kikis stream

>>15669046
lying in bed cuddling my pillow imagining it was Kiki and I got a hard on towards the end /10.

Aspiring husband here, has she addressed the ear situation?

>>15669931
I don't know what you refer to, but the answer is probably lurk more and VOD reps newfag

>>15669931
ear situation?

>>15669805
No I have that one too. Actually there's two of them.

>>15669880
https://otomi-games.com/koikatsu-better-repack/
Play it for yourself. I'll consider it but not anytime soon.

>>15669961
4 ears or 2 ears

>>15669993
2 retard
shes a rabbit

>>15669993
As I thought, VOD reps newfag. Nobody is going to spoonfeed you except this dumbass >>15670008

>>15669993
none of your business, nigger

>>15669993
Real husbands do their vod reps.

>>15669659
Uuuoohh

I'm getting prepared for the daki

>>15670008
I'm very glad to acquire this information. Thank you very much, now I can sleep at night comforted by the fact that she is not a 4 eared abomination.

>>15670103
holy based

>>15668129
>unfathomable screeches.
Jesus, that sounds terrifying

>>15668129
>it's normal to hear weird unfathomable screeches before falling asleep
I'm glad I'm far from normal

>>15670207
Only if you think about it, at the moment it happens it's whatever but when you stop and try to think what does that sound like you realize it's nothing you've ever heard before.

>>15669046
Comfy stream, liked the stream. Goodnight Kiki. Sleepy mwah/10

>>15669989
We must protect the Kiki lewds like nation treasures, lest unworthy eyes look upon her perfect figure.

>>15521485
>Several minutes pass and she returns to the room. In her hands is a tray with a bowl of soup on it. You go to grab it, but she stops you. "I'll feed it to you."
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/95230113
>>15669856
Have fun, anon!

>>15670408
so fucking cute anon, please dont stop making them

>>15670408
That's like UOH for the heart

>>15670408
Holy shit, my post actually inspired someone?!

Also, love it

>>15670620
It seems like exactly the thing Kiki would love because she likes to see champyons working together.

>>15670667
Oh I have no doubt that she loves this stuff. And I love it when she gets so happy over it.

would kiki be a mage, thief, warrior, or archer?

The coppers put me behind bars last week for bunny posting outside of bunday. But they forgor I'm a rabbit and an expert at digging tunnels.

>>15672355
A mage, but she uses nature magic. Like a druid

>>15672355
She has very high dexterity and a good bit of wisdom. She's a ranger (archer) with pet rabbit.

>>15672355
Turbo grandmaster wizard who sits in her wizard tower conjuring rabbits and Kiki's Kiki

>>15672985
I've been expecting you, but I can't remember if I was a dog or a rabbit..

Hello fellow goy- I mean fellow rabbits.

>>15669182
if you haven't noticed, youtube is culling live viewers, holo and niji are being impacted the worst, people are talking about it on numbers thread right now if you want more info.
twitch is looking like the better streaming platform with each passing day, even nade averaging 10-15 ccv on youtube but can consistently hit 50 ccv on twitch

>>15673553
Thanks for the hot take numberfag fellow champyon, now that we finally have your advice and valued opinion Kiki can achieve her dream of being popular!

>>15673553
Retard the number of actual eyeballs on the screen is what matters, not the number that susan or jeff gives.

>>15674079
Numberfags can't think in abstract terms. They think only in live views, and subscriber counts.

this but other way around

>>15675203
This but this way around when I have my way.

I found the reference photo this artist used of Kiki.

>>15676048
i cant believe kiki is sharing those kinds of photos with artists and not us

I hear they came out with some revolutionary spill-proof rabbit cup technology. I'm going to be buying some for my wife for valentines day.

>>15676641

I just found out that Diipoo website does custom dakis. Now we just need some oil barrons to fund the skeb and art for Kiki's Champyon daki. Valentine's day goal?

You open up your front door. The cool morning air nips at your face. You shake off the cold and walk back inside. You look into your bedroom and see Kiki is sound asleep. You smile. She's so cute. You think to yourself. You walk into the kitchen. You look in the fridge as disappointment fills your face. You wanted to make Kiki a nice breakfast in bed, but all you seem to have us vegemite and bread. You sigh she likes vegemite toast. You gather the supplies and get to work. After several minutes you put it all on a nice plate. You then set it on a tray, it was the one kiki woke you up with.

You make your way to the bedroom, tray in hand. When you open the door you see your beautiful wife is starting to wake up. Perfect timing you think to yourself. You walk over to her and place the tray in her lap. She smile.

"Prrrr. Champyon you didn't have to." She says with a smile on her face.

"I wanted to. I'm just sorry that we don't have anything special. I'll go to the store later and get some groceries." You say with your head hung low. She sakes her head.

"Don't be sorry. I love that you did this. You're such a great husband." She says with a large smile. You feel you heart race. It always did when she smiled.

"Thank you. And you're a wonderful wife." You smile. She motions you closer. So you comply. As you lean down she pulls you close giving you a kiss on the lips. You both stay there with your lips together. "I love you, Kiki." You say in a loving voice.

"I love you too." She says as she begins to eat her breakfast. She enjoyed every last bite. It was a nice morning.

>>15677854
She already said she's getting one commissioned herself. I want her to be able to pick the artist, poses, and communicate with the artist (if it's not skeb) to get it exactly as she wants. I also want it to be personal for her so that only she has it, no farmers.

>>15677958
Damn, I really want to make Vegemite toast for Kiki in the morning... then I want her to humiliate me for being an uncultured non-Aussie who doesn't know appropriate quantity of spread to use and ruining a perfectly good slice of bread.

>>15678138
Damn good point. In that case we should just assist with funds.

>>15678279
I'd rather not wait until Valentines for her to get it to donate, ideally she'd have had it a month ago. I don't know how much of what she has got is getting eaten by the plant project so I don't know if she needs donos for it.

>>15678559
shes mentioned before she needs donos for various projects but doesn't want to get under fire for asking for donos

I will take this noble mission upon myself and help fund the Champyon daki next stream.

>>15679083
Yep, that's the plan for me too.

Do be aware, it's january now and she said all donations she got during january would be going to the rabbit charity. So if you actually want to donate to her directly you are gonna have to wait.

>>15679213
Well, fuck.

>>15679290
Also, I don't want this post to come off as if I don't want to donate to the charity. I'll be doing that. I just wanted to make sure she is able to get her daki soon. I hope she can, I want her to be able to have one.

I will filter the weak husbands, then they'll come back, Kiki is just that good.
Read between the lines.

>>15679750
I'm a rabbit I don't know how to read. My wife knows how to read but she's smort.

>>15679213
>she said all donations she got during january would be going to the rabbit charity
DYRB? there's literally no proof for this.

>>15679939
I am a rabbit and Kiki paid me

>>15679939
>there's literally no proof of this
She's said it at least 10 times over the past two weeks. Begging you to do your reps.

>>15679967
How did you get on the Internet again Little Man?

>>15680156
These are peak little man hours when Kiki is snoozing

>>15677958
I love this and I love kiki!!

>>15679213
60%, so there is a portion that can still go towards whatever Kiki wants.

>>15680289
>Kiki
>snoozing
I don't know anon sounds like a rrat

>>15680596
I don't knoooooowwww

>>15680406
That's from the daki's that's unrelated. That money will go to charity for as long as the dakis are sold, even in like August. What we're talking about is the specific charity drive during January that ends with a livestream about it on the 30th. From 1st to 30th Jan all Streamlab donations will go to that charity event, 100%. Maybe we can convince her to keep just enough for the daki for herself but dunno.

>>15680747
Dang. Well I wanna support rabbits too, but I REALLY want to help fund her Champyon daki. Maybe she'll make a one time exception.

Would kiki hate me for getting some meat rabbits that I would eventually, you know

>>15680812
Same. I wish I could have thought of all this like 48 hours ago.

I spent the last 4h playing Koikatsu... I'm a rabbit after all. I wish it was possible to change Kiki's outfit without removing her accessories, anyone know how? Also is there a mod that aligns the penetration properly for smaller characters? I'm new to it all.

Also tried CharaStudio but I don't understand shit, gonna need to read some tutorials or something.

https://files.catbox.moe/jnom9m.png
Silly goose, she forgor we're already married.

>>15680940
weak rrat pic
we are already married

>>15679750
Real husbands don't get filtered

>>15681186
I literally said that one line later... Anyway, also interested in custom dialogue and voice lines. I literally only installed KK today so I know nothing of it's potential.

>>15681349
I know what husbands are, how they're made and what they're capable of

>>15670103
Glad to see I wasn't the only one.

>>15681762
>>15670103
I may have bought the wrong one...

>>15681821
oof

My amazon doesn't sell the vanilla or strawberry versions...

>>15681821
Well... I guess you could make some stuff in your house smell like moringa, whatever that is.

>>15681932
I bought it from The Body Shop website directly. So did that other anon, considering his order page looks the same as mine.

>>15681932
Try ordering from their website. The vanilla and strawberry were way overpriced on amazon for me.

>>15681984
>>15682049
For some reason I had not even though of that, I'll buy direct.

KIKI LOVE

Kiki sits at her desk. She feels an urge come over her. "I can't, he's sleeping." She says knowing her husband in passed out. She peaks in the room and looks at you. "Just a peck and I'll do my business elsewhere. She walks up to your sleeping body . She moves the covers out of the way as her eyes widen. Your penis stands fully erect pushing your pants and forming a tent. Her breath quickens. He would mind ahe says as she strips. She pulls down your pants and blushes at the sight of your rod.

You start to wake up only to see her about to lower herself on you. You smirk and pretend to sleep. "Ooh." She lets out a gasp as your shaft enters her. She bites her lip as she moves her hips in a circular motion. You feel her juices start to drip out onto you. You fight the urge to grab her. You're supposed asleep and you don't want to embarrass her. "Aah!" She screams as she quickens her pace. She must hurry before he wakes up she thinks to herself. You feel her sweet cunny tighten around your diamond hard cock. You squirm, but she doesn't notice the pleasure is all that's on her mind."Champyon! Champyon! Champyon!" She screams out to you.

You can't fight it anymore. Jumping up you wrap around her torso kissing her breast in ecstasy. She lets out a yelp at the fact you're awake, but she wraps her arms around your head. She continues to jump on your shaft. It throbs inside her. Sweat gleems of of your bodies. You kiss each other forcing your tongues to dance in the others mouth.

You feel yourself getting ready as her body also starts to shake. You both scream out in pure lust. "I'M CUMMING!!" Together you cum. Her pussy feeling up with your warm love as her back arches. She falls limp onto your chest as your cock slides out. Your sweaty bodies breathing heavily from the passion. Your cum slowly drips out of her and onto the sheets.

"I love you champyon." She says panting. You place a hand on her back and rub it.

"And I love you kiki. " You both fall asleep. It was such a good morning

>>15679750
I am unfilterable

>>15681821
That sucks. Maybe it won't smell to bad so you can at least use it for something

>>15676048
I can't believe she'd share a photo like that. And Uuuooohhh! I love that art. And jokes aside thats a cute bunny

>>15683039
All good. Now I'm part of the club of scent of Kiki enjoys.

>>15683820
Thats good.

>>15682771
Came

I miss Kiki

https://twitter.com/bunnyonvt/status/1477462378962829315?s=19

>>15685657
I'm happy. I'm gosling really hard right now and I don't even know why.

>>15685657
It makes me so happy to hear you were able to get some much needed sleep. Good morning.

>>15685657
Good morning! Just finished this mornings vod. Can't stop gosling. Sleepy Kiki is just too much

>>15680596
>>15685657
I knew she was capable of getting a good night's sleep.

The lack of bunny posting on bunday is shameful.

>>15686134
Well it's still Saturday for me, but I'll post one anyway.

>>15686134
to be fair it's still saturday for the majority of champyons

>>15686134
It's still Saturday here in burgerland, but I'll post one anyway for my future wife.

Yes... excellent, post the bunnies.

Bunnyposting for my wife

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bperTrF_ieg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bperTrF_ieg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bperTrF_ieg

This bunny was in a hat once

They're just observing the geese

>>15686779
That's a newfriend consorting with the likes of geese, absolutely haram

Kneel before the royal bunny

>>15686922
get off the internet little man

I'm merican, I own a farm in Alaska Texas. Suey!

Me when I'm listening carefully to Kiki-sensei's lessons.

>>15687129
Me when Kiki says a complicated word on stream and I have questions

>>15686967

https://vocaroo.com/1oqU29r28BQW

>>15687552
Fucking hell. I had my speaker volume at 100% on my laptop.

This bunny is going shopping. What do you want him to buy for you?

>>15687629
Oops, I didn't realize it was so loud forgive me

>>15687790
I'm all set, I did my shopping already. Thank you though.

>>15687790
Bring me Kiki's kiki

>>15687853
I still got a laugh out of it, no worries.

square enix made me irreversibly furious. please save me, kiki. nft hate

Happy rabbit noises

https://files.catbox.moe/a8uwtv.wav

>>15688230
Very very cute

Found this mug shot of little man from that time he got caught spreading hay everywhere and was accosting neighbors

Thread is comfy now, have a comf soundpost.

I told you guys the kyucks would go away
we need to wait it out, look how much stronger we are now champs

>>15689297

>>15687302
little man goes to work at a business house

I love Kiki so fucking much. It's literally overwhelming.

>>15689675
I also work at a fancy business house, we do business there and have meetings and stuff.

Oooooooooh I’m a footfag baabaaaay so why don’t you kill meeeeeee

>>15689998
I cannot get over that bumbum. I don't think Kiki quite understands how much I like it.

You walk along the boardwalk. Your wife, Kiki, has her arm around yours. You see young couples holding hands, tslking, and just enjoying their time together. You make it to the end. You both look out at the ocean. The brilliant sunlight bounces across the waves.

You look at Kiki, when she jumps. She points out into distance. "Look! Look! Whales!" She screams out with joy. You look out, squinting your eys. She right. You see a small family of whales swimming alongside one another. You listen and can barely hear their calls. Kiki's ear lift up. "I can hear them. Champyon I hear them!" She says her body shaking with excitement.

"Yeah, me too." You say. Kiki looks at you, making you blush. The sunlight gleems off her face. Her eyes now shine in the light.

"Beautiful." You say on instinct.

"What is?" She asks puzzled. You pull her into a kiss. Her arms droo beside her as she lets her body fall in your arms. She then wraps her arms around you, returning the passionate kiss.

Pulling away you smile warmly as she blushes. "You're beautiful." You kiss her lips again. "I love you and I'm so happy we came here.

She smiles and looks at her feet, swinging her arms from excitement. "I kno." She says like the cheeki Kiki she is. "I love you too." You smile and extend your arm. She clings to your chest allowing you to wrap your arm around her, pulling her in closer. You spend the day watching the waves, whales, and the setting sun. The ocean never looked so beautiful before.

I've never been to a boardwalk before, so I thought Id make a comfy post about going there.

Kiki Love and Champyon love.

>>15690112
kikis bumbum is the cutest and plumpest

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vunafWbvso
Sleepy bunny

>>15690745
kiki falling asleep last stream...

anyone else really looking forward to kiki's mushroom/plant biodata sonification stream? my wife is so smart, i could listen to her talk about smart things forever and never get bored

>>15691373
I look forward to all her streams. Just hearing her talk about her day or playing games etc. I love all her streams. I just love hearing her have fun. Love that lolibaba rabbit.

>>15691373
Yep, I love hearing her talk about science stuff but the only thing better than talking science is DOING science. I especially look forward to suggesting variables and making predictions about them. Then after all that she turns it into art so it's the full spectrum of human endeavor in one project.

>>15691373
I love listening to her talk about things she's passionate about.

Nap bros can't stop losing.

I hate newfriends and their constant fucking cries for attention in question form

Can somebody drop me a (You) when the stream starts? Gonna take a little nap myself.

>>15692304
What?

>>15692612
scroll up in chat

My name is anon and I have an obsession with this autistic Aussie anime girl streamer. I listen to her ASMR videos and cuddle my pillow imagining her. When I have downtime or feel lonely I’ll play her vods, picture she’s sitting beside me and pretend we’re having a conversation. her voice has become a comfort object. she preoccupies my waking mind and my dreams. When I learn something or read a compelling line of prose I think, “I bet Kiki would like this” or, “I want to share this with Kiki.”
My heart tears for something I know I can never truly have.

>>15692499
(You)
Wake up, wake up, wake up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bperTrF_ieg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bperTrF_ieg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bperTrF_ieg
LIVE NOW

>>15692499
(You)

this is the gettin' down kinda funk

>>15693006
I actually like the intro a lot, although her old one was good too.

I made myself chuckle picturing sliding into Kiki and her murmuring, “mmmm oh fuck it up”
“What?”
“What?”

I wonder when little man will one day stream?

>>15692714
I remember feeling the unobtainable longing early on. It gets better when you learn to love her not as an individual, but rather as part of the champyon collective. Basically just quit taking your meds.

Burrito bunny

>>15693030
What is the new intro song?

>>15692714
you learn how to cope with those feelings(note: you actually cannot)

And then I posted another bunny for my wife

IT'S FUCKING BUNDAY POST YOUR BUNNY

Kiki, I know this month is a charity drive, can we request what % of our donations can go towards charity?

kwafee

time to get fucking jacked

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EyY-a-6DRI4
widdle baby bun ball

hewwo

im fast as fucked boi

WHAT
You can get dakis with a BULGE?!

>sister sees the anthropomorphized rabbit with a barrel chest, six pack abs, and and colossal package

It was a joke, just a funny scenario!

>>15693593
why not? at least kiki gets to rub on something

privacy reps privacy reps privacy reps privacy reps privacy reps privacy reps privacy reps privacy reps you goose

Kiki....

Get this barker faggot out of here.

Kiki spilling gallons of spaghetti on-stream..

the pah sketti, the floor!

I love my wife

my only doubt was about whether we deserve to be your first, otherwise it was a very sweet thought kiki

Kiki the thought of it makes me kind of happy... nope, it makes me extremely happy!

shes so shy about it
you can tell how much of a virgin she is LOL

kiki you could never weird us out or make us think less of you, we're your husbands and we love you

so this is what the 2view experience is like

her hymen's still intact, lets goooooooooooooo!

kiki, I don't think breaking your hymen to a dildo strapped to a daki is going to feel very romantic.

I understand she's an adult and everything but it felt like real groomer tier stuff. She's still working out what's decent to say on-stream. Generally sex stuff and masturbation in particular is not broached in public conversations.

Considering if Kiki really loses it to a symbolic representation of our hivemind in the form of a pillow, what would that mean for our virginities? Could we start saying we are not virgins anymore?

I love Kiki, but alas I have to sleep
Have a great day Kiki

>>15693956
>>15693924
>>15693917
>>15693966
(You) can stop now.

There's no need to feel embarrassed about that. It's how I view relationships and sex. Though my only concern is whether or not it will be enjoyable for you to give your first time to a pillow.

Don't be sorry, don't be embarrassed. All humans are weird, because all animals are weird, and in the grand scheme of things it's not any weirder than anything most people think about or do, so don't feel bad. I don't mean to be a concern troll, and if I'm being baited lol got me, but I do think if it's sincere, then stream isn't the place to talk about it. Not because it's something shameful, but because you never know who is recording what or when it will come up again and, at some point in the future a bad actor might try to abuse the situation. If that's fine, then no worries, but if you think that might be painful or hurtful in the future, please exercise caution.

I know there are a lot of good, supportive people, but being overly open and overly trusting can lead to sad outcomes sometimes.
Sorry for the blogpost, and if I'm just projecting my own insecurities based on my own past experiences, but the internet can be cruel.

What's all this talk about hymens and dildo? Does your oshi masturbate on stream?

It's all I can think about now

Please don't lose your virginity to a fucking pillow

>>15694148
>>15694174
(You)

>>15694203
the fuck you mean (you)
shes been saving herself for so long
and doing it with a god damn pillow, even as a thought is dumb

>>15694257
she knows herself better than you do

>>15694131
>at some point in the future a bad actor might try to abuse the situation.
can confirm, I've developed a god complex and many more mental disorders just to cope and justify my compulsive wish for destruction, each day I lose grip on reality, hope you don't become as insane as me and leave/discipline(enslave) yourself/take your meds/get banned/kys before you've caused even more public destruction.
No, it's not a multi-layered irony.

do it with no one
keep saving it, why lose it?

>>15694348
based wizard

What's with all the newfags today?

>>15694348
From our perspective, we're all getting cucked by a dildo.

Wow there is a newfren in chat....

Actual newfag here, your members are extra creepy today, just saying.

>>15694365
that was my intention from the beginning
>>15694257 just don't lose it at all
I didn't imply to lose it to someone random

Holy shit there are so many newfags

>intimacy in the confines of a relationship is brought up.
>coomer brain gets activated
will you niggers drop it already? Everyone is in love with Kiki. Everyone wants to deep dick Kiki. Great. That's a forgone conclusion. There's more to talk about.

how bout those video games

Kiki I lost my virginity in high school. Can I still be in chat if I've been trying my best to grow it back?

Im 26 years old and I'm a virgin!

>>15694499
fuck no, go out normie

I'm a 32 year old wizard

a bit late for holiday stuff

>>15694505
Hey, me too.

>>15694505
27

>>15694321
meds

AYO WHERE THE WHITE RABBITS AT?

>>15694505
30

>>15694579
>black rabbit separated as he should be

while only being 13% of the population, black rabbits commit over 50% of all violent crime

I want to inhale Kiki's coffee breath.

I feel like I can't miss a single Kiki stream
but we live on literally the opposite sides of the world and our schedules do not align
it's unhealthy, but exciting

I present to you... bread bunnies

>>15694583
>30

What spells did you get?

>>15694746
Doing vod reps for a week or so then catching a stream live hits like heroin.

>kiki feeds people when she's bored
Architect Kiki?

>>15694746
I've been missing a lot of Kiki streams or just threadfagging when I do thanks to passing out

>>15694746
The fact that a lot of kikis streams start very early in the morning for my timezone is helping me fix my sleep schedule

>>15694850
Recently I've been waking up in bed with my phone in my hand.

>>15694850
I threadfag because I've been too busy doing my drawreps

Kiki's wizard spell is the ability to make champyons gosling uncontrollably

you don't understand kiki. I'm physically compelled to watch your content live. When I miss a live stream I'm struck with pangs of delirium. My heart races. I'm drenched in cold sweat. My stomach drops, and there's a hole in my chest, a lump in my throat. The shakes begin 48 minutes afterwards.
This is a joke, I am joking.

she's going to flunk uni because of us, i'm scared

>>15694916
Kiki's wizard power is being able to make Champyons blow loads without physically touching them.

>>15695004
Yeah desu this is the same kind of shit I did when I was working fulltime and going to uni fulltime and because of that I had to be held back 2 years, if she seriously can't keep it up I'd be fine with going through a bit of Kiki withdrawal

>study date streams would be boring
Kiki it would be strangely intimate to spend time with you like that.

Won't you dox yourself if you talk about the subjects you're taking this year? I'm sure one or two autists in this thread who goes to uni in Australia can piece that together.

>>15695121
fuck off

Kiki it's been 4 days since you mentioned the seamonkeys. What have you done to my son?

>>15695121
Yeah, she forgot she was streaming while playing the other day, imagine if while studying she gets too much into it and blurbs out something she shouldnt out loud.

>>15695205
y-yeah how is little Adolf doing?

>>15695121
>>15695223
>implying that I haven't already used my genius level IQ to locate her.

It's bunday but not a snoot in sight

Jokes on you Kiki I'm a manlet!

Shortstack just needs bumbum, booba is optional

Reporting for booty.. err duty!

https://files.catbox.moe/1v6tw6.mp4

Hello fellow rabbits

yo yo yo *smacks lips* what it do bitch

We have too many drawfags that draw kiki as a loli we need someone to draw her with gobbo-tier proportions

Kiki: There's always one annoying cunt in class
Also Kiki: *sitting in the back of the class growling*

Found this cute rabbit today. Isnt she so cute