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>>15681849>last thread speed-ran into the ground with soundposts>soundpost openogey
>>15681059> https://voca.ro/1neD8ohBL4MvHere's your soundpost.
>>15682014Here's the other one, just to be thorough. >>15681059
I love Ina!
>>15682081I hate Ina
>>15682117shut the fuck up!
[Bae News] She's actually 12 and wants to make slime.
(Bae news) She wants to become Nickelodeon incarnate. Also she's 12.
>bumpschizo forcing us into a towa threaddark times for /hlgg/
bae is actually a fucking zoomer............
doko...
>/qa/ in the catalogoh, that nigger really was the schizo the whole time, a lot of things make sense now
>>15682147Stream something instead of shitposting here, Mori.
>>15681849towa baby...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bmc9jBtG7K0
Meimei a fucking dead holy shit...
One day...
I love Mori!
Hand over the streams or I'll kick your ass
Stupid sexy shark
>>15681501She gets pretty good karaoke live viewers and her songs don’t do bad at all. Also the best singer in Hololive right now.
Gura not understanding how boobs work is probably my favorite thing about collabs she's in
KIARA LOVE
So we know KFP hates Kiara’s cats, how do Teamates feel about Bubba?
>>15682203Me too!
>>15682197Dead but is she cute?
>>15682198This year, bro...
>[EN] I feel someone supporting me! They're like "Now, Astel. Just at this very moment." I won't let anyone kill me anymore. I will bring this game to an end. No one will have to suffer anymore.He will save us.
>>15682227>we
>>15682219
>>15682227I will fuck Bubba
>>15682212based
>>15682198https://files.catbox.moe/5ukt3i.mp3
Sup nerds, wasn't able to watch any of the streams yesterday, which ones are a must aside from my oshis
>>15682203Hey, me too!
1954 or 1956?
>Astel playing Jump KingUhhh Deadbeats?
do not have too much sex
>>15682263All of them.
>>15682212
what is irys doing as a vsinger? why has mori released more music than irys since irys' debut?
>>15682212why so many holos are disgusting
>>15682235Even dead she's still the cutest!
>>15681978
>>15681978nice
>>15682263Gura's was legendary
>>15682229>hat horns aren't decals
>>15682173That's Dan Schneider's target range, she should be careful
>>15682186I'll fight Mori, too, if she tries to marry IRySIt'll be easy, too, I'll pressure her into a corner then pull the ol' 2AA > 2B > 5BB > 5C > 214A > 2A > 2C > 5C > 5BB > j.BC > j.ABC > j.236B on her, she'll never see it coming
>>15681849Towa baby
>>15682240It's going to happen soon... >>15682255Nice song anon, it's not Aki right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AbN7J2YsywPotential next Kiara cover, thoughts?
rrat
>>15682294lol
>>15682263Gura was jam packed and it was all great
>Towa OPHow to say “This thread will be shit” without actually saying it.
>>15682315My opinion is that she's too much of a coward to attempt to sing Just Be Friends.
>>15682268Mori's influence is spreading even to homos.
I want a holo to play Katana Zero...
Thoughts?
>>15682315would be pretty hot
>>15682263Mori’s Karaoke and New Years Party
>>15682353Mori is effectively Holostars EN gen 0 anyway.
>>15682315>EnglishDO IT
>>15682315I think it'd be a fantastic fit for her, actually. Like an edgier Sparks with a chorus with room for belting.
>>15682243Your savior cannot be a Japanese twink.
Moom post
>>15682276Lesbians have no concept of hygiene
>>15682227Bubba is annoying, but he's one of the companions that stay with Ame on the lowest point of her life.Mikki is better & actually helped Ame by eating the rrats though.
Is Astel ogey
Why are we using the Towa thread?
>>15682389I'm a gay
[Bae News] She's being bullied by supers again.
>>15682300I don't think this is BB since the j.BC would mean there is a purple airgrab, so I can't tell what game this is meant to be unless the combo is supposed to be fake.
[bae news] she is baiting supers for a chair fund
>>15682243GO ASTEL GO
>>15682363I'm pretty sure Ame has the game and plans to stream it eventually.
>>15682268Love Jump King, loathe Jump King, it shall arrive, all the same, greeted by deafening cheers of 'kakkoi'.
>>15682397Fabulous post.
>>15682412Then you need a big burly man to save you.
the fuck did my oshi do this time?did she dare have a great time with her fans while beating the longest HoloEN endurance record?
>>15682343Dumb phoneposter
>>15682308It is. You can hear her miss one note pretty hard since it was live, and Aki has a distinctive enough voice.
My wife is watching ASMR to learn how to express her love for me
>>15682315Pretty good choice if true
>>15681849I hate the Jump King arc so fucking much
>>15681978it was all methe op has nothing to do with itsorry
>>15682243That's not how that works. It's not like Astel beating it will make Mori beat Ghost Babe and stop her from streaming it every week.
>>15682275I don't think Mori has.
Why do you call Holostars homos anyway? Aren't they meant to appeal to women? That's heterosexual.
>>15682219KIARA LUST
>>15682275What if they switch mori vsinger and IRYS holomyth
Although I don't know how to make soundposts, Miko just said the perfect shit ever for one so I at least made a streamable for it:https://streamable.com/xyr6q8
>>15682464women don't exist
>>15682356
https://youtu.be/vlafJgBMrYk?t=12019oh i didn't see what gura did during the stream bonk
>>15682268I’m watching a homo for the first time ever just for the off chance that Mori drops in in chat
>>15682464Google the word fujo, anon.
>>15682456astel will physically fight mori and break her Arms.astel will still lose
>>15682442That's impressive, it doesn't sound like her regular singing voice
>>15682486why are deadbeats like this
>>15682464Fujos are one of the fanbases with the loosest wallets along with furries
>>15682474Mori wouldn’t last. She would graduate faster than that aloe vera whore
>>15682485Is it normal for streams to get banned and then unbanned that quickly? It's so weird now that I realize it wasn't just a joke.
>>15682467holy
I just want a holo to start a Slay the Spire arc....>>15682464I'll fucking apply myself to get it going. I will not stop until everyone from ID to JP is scheduling nothing but roguelites and roguelikes and also turn based strategies!
>>15682505I miss Moririn
>>15681849Thread Theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t256BLal4MU
I wish someone was live
Duck.
All the shitposting from the Audition page opening up, and none of you realized that it was just cover so you wouldn't notice some people graduating mysteriously to take the next EN slot that's open (and the only open slot this year)Betty White for VSinger
cult
>>15682525______...
>>15682511Niggas really just say anything these days
>>15682515yes
My Ina
How long would she last in Jump King
>>15682464Astel said Christmas was the best after a hot uber eats guy delivered his food.
>>15682477based
>>15682533>spoilerAnon...
>>15682437Don't get too fucking cocky, sanashite. 14 hours of animal crossing had no value compared to 12 hours of jump King.
>>15682537shut up anon, they are my lobotomized brothers.
Captivate the aroma
>>15682537
How do I tell if a guy likes me?
>>15682464Holostars appeal to the male bro fantasy, for fujos you can go to the nijistars
[Bae news] She wants to collab with Iroha and all of HoloX.
Hololive gets some pretty lewd art.
>>15682554She lasted longer than Mori in getting over it.
>>15682518Based, I want to see get to ascension 20 eventually
>>15682522I really hope Korone is alright. She's the one that got me into Hololive...
>>15682537This is normal day on every EN's chat
How do teamates get like this when its been less than 24 hours since she streamed? There was too much kino last night, they are becoming too strong.
>>15682502Yea, she's really good when she's trying. I hope she puts her guitar slave back in the dungeon for another stream sometime soon, instead of letting a bunch of other indies use him for their streams instead.
>>15682537fuck I can't find my screenshot of huke posting 3 nekkos
God I hate holiday dead hours so fucking much
>>15682545What are those growths on her chest
>>15682437Except that shit was boring as fuck. Literally who gives a shit about a 14 hour stream if it wasn't entertaining? Her obsession with talking about the game and only the game instead of branching out is terrible, and even when Fauna was there she'd drag the discussion back to the game as often as she could.
>>15682586It will be extremely obvious, unless you're a woman.You're not a woman, right anon?
>>15682586He'll show you his boner.
>>15682592>Bae wants to leech off the hot new thingsHow is that news?
>>15682586Change in voice pitchIncreased focus on youIncreased anxiety/being nervous around you
>>15682568Well, Sana achieved that without a single ubereat.
>>15682586you are gay....right?
>>15682255AAAAHH I'm falling for Aki.
>>15682554Jump King has less variables and a lower skill ceiling, its just memorizing jump times. I bet she'd skip the Ameway flailing and just beat it normally.
>>15682586Does he touch your butt a lot? Kiss you on the lips?
Rape Coco.
>>15682586Grab his dickIf he doesn't punch you, he wants to fuck you
>>15682586Did he say anything flirty like 'unzip your pants' by any chance?
>>15682586depends, are you a girl or boy?
>>15682586just ask nigga, men hate mind games.
>>15682586Just fucking askThe world would be so much simpler if people realized that they can ask things.
>>15682611Teamates season 2.
>>15682554I actually think she would do pretty well considering that jump King is literally just all about short term memorisation, which she's really good at. There's no hard input execution or quick reflex tests.
>>15682643I never knew they made a Mori figma
[Bae News] Message retracted, nevermind.
Oh, that’s a nice pettan Oshi you’ve got there, be a shame if she were to suddenly grow a big ol’ he makin’ set of boobas.
>>15682537That is Ame whenever she has a hiccup.
>>15682275Because Cover thought doing a Vsinger would be an excellent idea to cash in on an untapped niche without a clear plan. I mean it took nearly 4 months between her debut EP and next original song. Hopefully the stuff she has been recording this month should be released sometime late February, early March. Don't get me wrong, I am a day one IRyStocrat, but Cover/Hololive has severely mismanaged her.
[Bae news]A message got retracted while she was in the middle of reading it.
>>15682586>>15682680Many girls have wanted to be with me just with the look and body language.But they never say it verbally and expect me to.
[Ayame News]
>>15682594Isn't it great?
>>15681465Person 3 being a fan of Mori is completely understandable since Mori’s voice sounds like “a woman trying to sound like a man”. I know Mori isn’t trying to sound like a man, that’s just her voice and her autistic expressiveness and her experience teaching retards all kind of coming together to make her unique voice. But the kind of advice given to a woman trying to pass her voice off as a man will ALSO produce a voice that shares many characteristics with hers, and this is absolutely what your sister is (subconsciously) picking up and thinking “this is one of my people”.
>>15682586L O N D O N
>>15682660's dragon form
>>15682586DEADBEAT, STOP, THAT TEAMATE WAS JUST JOKING & BEING DRUNK, IT'S A JOOOOOOOOOOKEEEE
>>15682644kek
>>15682592Im glad Bae hasn't leeched off Ame yet outside of all EN collabs
Wait, did Kiara every do that clips show thing?
>>15682653Don't remember that she has a bunch of streams calling you a good boy, anon.
>>15682776yet.....
>>15682743World isn't fair, and it isn't gonna be fair, so either nut up or shut up and ask
>>15682779didn't screen the clips beforehand so she has to remove some unkosher bits. /t/ has the archive.
>>15682275>>15682462Mori is either slightly ahead or equal to IRyS depending on how you count it.IRyS output:>Caesura of Despair>Here Comes Hope>diorama>Inochi (cover)>Palette (cover)>GHOST (cover)>SSS (cover)>Sparks of JoyMori output since IRyS has debuted>End of a Life>Graveyard Shift>Yona Yona Journey>CROWN>Usseewa (Cover)>KING (Cover)>Myth or Treat>Envy Baby (Cover)>Dawn Blue (unsure whether to count this, since the 'short version' came out before IRyS but the official release is after)
Ame is so cute...
>>15682779Konami deemed her stream Haram
>>15682612Same, looking forward to the next Ashino stream. Speaking of him, do you know why this song is on his channel?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWwcyRb-1AI
>>15682743Would Mori be one who just says outright her feelings or try to use innuendos?
>>15682760Are you saying your boy is the tranny of Hololive
>>15682801Oh damn. Ok
>>15682462NTA, but she has>Dawn Blue (only counts because the release got delayed almost a year)>2 BGV songs>Yona Yona Journey>End of a Life>that collab song with AmaLeeThat beats IRyS' five originals, even if you count covers just because Dawn Blue got delayed for almost a year.
Why don't Gura, Kronii, and Fauna just start their own podcast show?
I wish there was some kind of programm or AI which would instantly translate spoken japanese into perfect english
>>15682804>Dawn BlueI don't think that would count, if I understand it right they HAD that song done since the short version came out, they just took their damn time with it.
>>15682804I forgot about Myth or Treat since it's not in her playlist.
>>1568260416 is when the true bullshit starts. I don't even want to attempt ascension 20. I can't even fathom a deck that can handle two act 3 bosses back to back.
wdsdib
>Another Mori vs Irys discussion>Once again, no one considers the fact they make VASTLY different types of music and doesn't factor this in at allPlease
I dislike Towa
>>15682851To be quite honest with you family, Myth or Treat is more of a HoloMyth song than a specific holo’s song.
>>15682835As much as I'd like to see it, do they really have the initiative to put something like that together (and stick to it beyond a single episode)?
>>15682835>Guratoo lazy mucho prep>Kroniitoo suicidal to prep>Faunatoo shy to ask
>>15682874please don't use my oshi to shitpost.
>>15682835God, I would love that actually.
>>15682197True but I hope she feels better. I miss my owl.
>>15682872Everything must be a competition.
>>15682835>Just spout non-sequiter memes non-stopI will always maintain that kronii and gura together enables their worst habits.
>>15682872fuck you
>>15682874Finally ready to abandon her huh? Fauna is better anyway.
>>15682804Given the basis of the argument , I'm not sure Dawn Blue should count. Moris involvement in that had been done for ages. They basically took the song and put it in a cryotube for a few months.
>>15682862Dead branch and corruption I guess. They never worked for me though, I prefer shiv decks
>>15682878Mori wrote the lyrics herself so I would personally count it more than I would count covers.
>>15682835They refuse to tell Gura about their tits. Mori is the only one who should podcast with Gura, she will freely tell Gura all about them.
>>15682872No one's comparing quality in this conversation at all, it literally isn't even a talking point.People just literally are not sure about how many songs have been released by each person.This is like getting mad that people are talking about two separate integers because they each have their own special quality to them, when the conversation is "what are the values of X1 and X2"
>>15682872I was just tallying it up for curiosity's sake since that anon brought it up, Mori and IRyS are my two favourite ENs and I want nothing more than to see them collab on a song.
>>15682676>>15682680That's really hard
>>15682872Deadbeats like to shit on other vtubers for not being "as good as" Mori, what else is new?
IRyStocrat.....why did you make this....
(Bae news)Not that bogan
Now that the dust has settled, which Holo was your first fap of 2022? Mine was pic related
[Bae News] She's not that bogan.
>>15682835>>15682898Council really needs an Ame of it's own in order to organize big things like that. Which will probably never happen because, you know, Ame is one in a million.
>>15682872Its not that bad we are just counting how many song IRYS and mori have
Amelia is the perfect mix of witty, adorable, sweet, sassy, and talent, and I love her more than anyone else.
>>15682474mori isn't much of a singershe's more of a rapperand we don't want to start calling her a vrapper, do we?
>>15682950So is he, in all likelihood.
>Hololive>literally no one is live on a saturdayI guess it's time to watch niji
>Astel fell back to the bottomSeaweed...
>>15682851>>15682921Sure, I can agree with that, I only really added it with the note because someone would likely think I was being unfair to Mori by not adding it at all. I think it's fair to say that Mori and IRyS have pretty similar outputs, hell Mori was just talking in her NY stream about how IRyS' month has been absolutely crazy with recordings.
>>15682554She locks in wrong muscle memory quite often, saw it with DK Freeze, that would be lethal when combined with how far the game sets you back for missing a jump. 10 minute climb for one attempt at a jump when she needs 20 or so attempts in a row to break the wrong muscle memory, it just won’t happen Thankfully she will never play Jump King even as self-torture (although my dick wishes she would, her rage and suffering in GOI was extremely arousing and I wish she had suffered more for me)
>2 hours in>still in the first areaAstel...
>>15682963Definitely not. She sounds like those preppy rich Asian kids who got put into a private girls school.
[bae news] sana is not bogan
>>15682972>mori isn't much of a singershe is now
>>15682950Which do you think is harder?You, asking that boy if he likes you, or him, dying of blue balls whenever he's around you?Fucking ask the question, something hard will be done with either way.
ok maybe jump king is hard
>>15682760
>>15682962I've been exclusively cumming to Takotori lately.
>>15682963That's kind of apparent, Sanner's the one who could drop the cunt word and I wouldn't be surprised at all.
>Take a nap because I woke up early to watch HFZ>Mumei is sick and cancels her streamNow wait just a second Owl this isn't how that's supposed to work with you.
Mori and Kronii are great together, like Mori and Gura!
>>15682872It doesn't factor in when the conversation is only about how many songs they've put out.
>>15682965So they need a Kiara. Without Kiara, most Myth collabs wouldn't even happen or even the ID/EN MK tourney.
[Sad News] Astel is back in the forest
>>15682966t. deadbeat
>>15682474Nothing would change because those labels don't matter. Mori can start calling herself a vsinger if she wants.
>>15682715The world would not be able to contain a 100% mature Luna even if she already has booba
https://twitter.com/hakuikoyori/status/1477444391275233283OHAKOYO
I dont get it
>>15682965Bae is the closest thing Council has to someone with initiative that can organize collabs
[Good News] You are still alive
Importanthttps://twitter.com/hakuikoyori/status/1477444391275233283
>>15683043They just need both really. Instead of... Being so fucking passive.
>>15682872Yes lets talk about instead why did Mori dress more nicely on their Christmas tea date compared to other times? What is going with these two?
>>15683058cute coyotay
>>15683069>good
>>15683059That's just pink Reine
Santa Milk.
>>15682866The Japanese started it!
>>15682965Council DOES have someone like that, /hlgg/ just has a hateboner for her.
>>15683059wait....stop.....
>>15683018Not really if you play the main game you will think its not that bad you want the hard part play babe+ and ghost of the babe
>>15682872>they make VASTLY different types of music and doesn't factor this in at allwhy would that be relevant at all with the topic at hand?
>>15682963For give my lack of knowledge of Aussie lore: Bogan is like the british Chav right? Basically a shitty low class/poor person?
>>15683077Maybe it was a different tea place and she was worried about the dress code. That's what she sounded like during the call-in.
did myth or council have the better group section in ochame kinou?
>>15682910Yeah...
>>15683077Syd told her to stop dressing like a wigger
>>15682474>>15683056Mori was asked about this before and would never want to become a vsinger because it would mean forfeiting creative control to Cover.
>>15682760I thought that trans SCer was a shitposters, are you saying it’s because they like Mori’s voice?
>>15683058I used to like this girl but now Coyotes are actually screaming outside my window every couple of nights
>>15683018Mori beat it in under 8 minutes, how hard can it be
>>15682816I would assume it's because it's his song that Aki merely provided the vocals for instead of the reverse, based on the fact it's for sale on an album on Tomato Gummy's bandcamp/Booth page instead. Same reason that she features on this album that you might recognize another name from. https://booth.pm/ja/items/2854681
Who was each HoloX's first out-of-gen collab partner, again?
>>15683069How is that good news
>>15683141All me
>>15683107I have.a normal boner
>>15683069thanks mori
>>15683077Sex, with each other
>>15683132She beat it in 18 hours in the only playthrough that counts, retard
>>15683141JK Fairy
God I don't want to do my reps but the fact that there's no fucking fanart of Fauna squatting Gura is criminal
>>15683069that is terrible news anon
>>15683154who
>>15682898Gura already worked with the dev directly, so I think she can do it. It won't be as glamorous as Ame's army of artists+la creativity dad assets, but you really don't need to.
>>15683128That's what it means right now in HoloEN, but can't you just call yourself a vsinger if a lot of your content is related to singing? There's nothing in the label that says you can't have creative control on your music.
>>15683142If you don't like being alive then don't be a pussy and do something about it, retardEither have hope that you can be happy or have hope that the void will be better
>>15683024>your voice is similar to a tranny, so inspiringThe compliment all girls dream of receiving
[Bae News] No noe noh nou noa noeur
>>15683187watch streams
>>15683141>Lui's first out of gen collab was with an EN memberShe's /ourgirl/ right?
>>15683069It's not over till i become inmortal
>>15683181consider money reps, and commission it.
>>15682227Henry is the true menace but ame likes being abused
I think Kronii needs to do her duties as a wife and nurse Mumei back to health.
>>15682982>>15683009Fine, I'll work up to it>>15682645And yes he does all of this to a small degree, not enough to be certain though
Do we know what Kiara deleted from her recent Sims 4 stream?
>>15682872Doesnt matter I hate them both anyway. They both live in Japan, maybe that has something to do with it.
>>15683189Anon, nullrefpro is the programmer and the green screen setup that lets you play videos over yourself is already in the first Ametaverse video
>>15683215how if is unavailable
>>15682212Smegmachan...
>>15683219she's trying, which may be worth a punt seeing as the Japs obviously don't like her
>>15683089She even has the Pochi white pupils
>>15683219Of course
>>15683002>she came back to her house from holdiasy>earwig infestation on her housesounds bogan to me
>>15683233Music stuff
>>15683245DON'T SAY THE WORD, YOU ARE GOING TO SUMMON
>>15683251Her merch sold out in an hour at Comiket not even two days ago
>>15683207It is, ironically, a great way to undermine most girls' confidenceSelf-awareness seems hard to come by unfortunately
>>15683069>get told "at least you're still alive">tfw vegetableth-thanks Mori...
>>15683268Oh, ok. Thanks.
>>15683233Just DMCA music playing on the sims radio
>>15683245>Everyone saying they love dirty bitches>That reaction when she posted that pictureBunch of hypocrites
>>15683182where is she?
>>15683189Nullrefpro is referring to the thing that lets you play video in the background which was already an existing function in Ame's VR studio setup.
>>15683245Imagine if one of the holos came here to post her unwashed vagina just to be roasted by her own fans.
>>15683138Oh Aki sang a song made by Tatsh
>>15683298>Everyone
>>15682760>>15682821>>15683024>>15683126>trannies think my oshi sounds like a trannyI don’t have a Mori face for this feel
>>15683189Do you even know what you're replying to?
>>15683069barely!
>>15683304Which holo would be aroused by that?
>>15683298>We
>>15683287>>15683268>>15683233No, it wasn't music stuff. It was the save file when she accidentally recorded a video in the game. It happened in a previous sims stream too, it's the same roommate username we already knew. It's literally nothing but still needed editing.
>>15683241>>15683303Sure, programmer, but my point is Gura won't mind a bit of prep work.
>>15683310Troons are just delusional
I'm glad the horny creeps are gone
>>15683202>EN 0
>>15683304I wouldn't put it past Risu
>>15683058JP holos letting fans know when they’re awake is very cute
>>15683298it made me horny
>>15683229Kronii is the HUSBAND
>>15682315been subbed to KIRA for like 4 years, im happy at how mainstream this artist has become
a girl took my hand today and she shook
>>15683141One on one?La+ was with TowaLui was with MoriKoyori was with MioIroha is going to be with RushiaChloe still hasn't done it seems averse to one on one collabs in general
Any chance of an EN stream in the next 5 hours or should I go out
is IRyS a flop? compared to Mori she hasn't hit the peak of HoloEn music output
How does pekora do it
>>15683231Good luck on whoever you're going for, anon
>>15683305Yea, though I don't know how well she publicized that since the only reason I found out is because I follow one of the other guest vocalists on the album so she might have a bunch of others floating around out there.
>>15683326I showed up like a week after this was posted and still don't get it
>>15683355Kaira hasn't even been in Hololive for 4 years.
>>15683300sex
>>15683352That's what Kronii tells herself to make her feel better.
>>15683009Based, women that lead on men instead of simply putting it out there are fucking heartless bitches
>>15683231Good luck Mori! Remember that it's only illegal if you get caught!
>>15681849Towa santa baby...
>>15683334Off the top of my head, Marine
>>15683367https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnOvtJqIAg8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnOvtJqIAg8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnOvtJqIAg8In 20 minutes
>>15683369Stop baiting KFP
>>15683370>Kronii has the second most hours in CouncilIs it time to apologize?
>>15683392What the fuck are those feet
>>15683403A REAL stream?
>>15683226Bubba's rape correction should straighten him out
>>15683367Bae has one in less than 30 minutes. Ame may do one at AMT +3 or +5, but it would be a guerilla. Otherwise, nothing going on tonight.
astel is being a menhera....again...
>>15683387Kaira isn't even anyone in hololive
>>15683129they matting season goes from December to marchpls andastd
I think I'm fallin for the clock bros...
>>15683426Kaira isn't even a word
>>15683370Jesas, Watame.
>>15683342
>>15683367yes
>>15682117Based Tower.
2022, all I pray is for a Kiara rap arc.
>>15683219>thought Chloe would go hard on the EOP pandering and Lui would drop it after debut week>turns out it was the oppositeGlad I was wrong
>>15683370CCV > VOD views
>>15683390with me?
>>15683339The only prep work really is that she loaded the video into an existing function in the studio, which is not working with the dev directly
>>15683433Never fall in love with dykes
>>15683370GO KIARA GO
>>15683403>it's yet another episode of "nobody is streaming but Bae so i'm forced to watch her"I can't believe I thought she was going to be my favorite pre-debut
>>15682866This gotta be the dumbest dish i've ever seen.
>>15683370wait, Choco streams that much on her sub channel??
>>15683433it's time to stop
>>15683468kiara is my oshi...
>>15683426>>15683438>HRBI
>>15683386search your soul, squint your eyes, ruminate
>Astel was contemplating on why he's doing this, he kinda feels it's wasted effort. Talk turned to taking a break. He admits he shouldn't take one because if he did he might not come backSeaweed...
>>15683370>People still counting ccv after it's been proven to be incredibly broken on YouTube
>>15683342I will fuck you
>>15683369Depends on what expectations they had. She's my oshi but it wouldn't surprise me if Cover had unrealistic expectations for the project.
>>15683480Just don't watch her. Play a game or something. I can't fucking stand her so I just don't unless she's collabing.
>>15683251>Japs obviously don't like herAgain this is why no one likes numberfags. She's doing VERY well for herself just not as well as the rest of her Gen. That doesn't mean people dislike her.
I wish ID would just share the EN's minecraft server.Making EN and ID have two separate ones just makes them very lonely places. Stupid fucking management.
>>15683251Nips have the shittiest taste, what else is new
Did Ame talk about her next stream the last time she streamed?
>>15683370Seems like this will be the last time this metric is relevant now that everything is double fucked with CCV.
>>15683370>>>/vt/numbers
>>15683508
Just imagine how good it feels for your plush gooey belly to rub up against Kronii's chiseled abs
>>15683490something something amesomething something ex
ENTER RRAT
ENTRA
>>15683491The translator isn't that good, take his TLs with a grain of salt
GOD DAMN IT BAE, STAY AWAY FROM SUNTEMPO. THEY ARE MY HOMO OSHIS
>>15683403A rat is fine too
>>15683077did you HEAR their voices as they greed karaoke was their best memories together?how hype Mori got about IRyS doing her lyrics while Mori was doing hers in sync?they fucking ARE like no one in EN is, simply through shared love of music
>>15683517No kidding. You could use their same fucking logic to say that IRyS should have her own server
>>15683534no...
>>15683468Whoops, too late, haha…
>>15683535my tummy ain't gooey my dude. take a shower
>>15683534want to crunch tako like hard candy
>>15683523She said she might do one today but considering how all out she went yesterday I wouldn't expect one. Steel be doing Supa Sunday though.
>>15683403>right when I check it pops up in my alertsThank Youtube, only 15 minutes late this time..
Hakos Baelz of Hololive EN in Astel's chat>Astel trying to trick Bae into playing JKJK Fairy 2...
>>15683341Exactly, it’s like, should I be mad that people think my oshi sounds like that? Or should I be glad that the only people who think my oshi sounds like that also believe many other things that are completely opposite to reality
>>15683338Oh, yeah, I remember that that one live.One would think she'd have changed her username after that incident. Chicken brain, I guess.
>>15682903It's okay to shitpost if it's about Towa
>>15683539That's from MantasB, not Wysboo.
>>15683491How the hell did he even beat it once if he’s this mopey about a second playthrough?
>>15683342Mine
>>15683562Thank you for the excellent idea anon!
>>15683370How is Ina the second most powerful EN?
>>15683537>>15683538>>15683545>>15683547WTF WHY SHE IS TALKING TO A MALE
i couldn't beat jump king in 1 hour i quit dumbass game only an autist (Calliope Mori) would play that game
i get it, it's like herpesif astel gets someone else to play the game he no longer has to play
Kiara stole the first wah of the year with her mere presence. I hope she gets humiliated in front of everyone in her kart.
>>15683561Doubt it, IRyS and Mori are the straightest girls in all of EN
>>15683607No watchalong & SC reading.
>>15683621thanks for the update anon
Sorry Bae but Astel is looking for Mori's attention now.
>>15683614She talks to me everyday though
>>15683614cuz she's likes astel. is she your oshi?
>>15683392>lead onNah, it's also the guy's fault for being a bitch if he's actually interested, he's gotta nut up, too.Leading on is more like if a girl is doing stuff like inviting a guy to do some stuff with her, and it turns out to be buying her stuff and becoming a go-fer boy instead of actually talking. You know, active action.If a dude's gonna look at a girl and just be attracted to her without saying anything, it's his fault if nothing comes from it. Man wouldn't have the right to get mad at someone for leading them on by "being attractive in my line of sight."You gotta become the protagonist of your own story, not just the lead actor of it, or else someone else will become the Man of Action in your place, and you'll be nothing but the narrator of the stories you watch that pass you by in life.No one wants to be the Statler and Waldorf of the world. So nut up and ask the girl you're crushing on outright instead of existing around them. Same for girls who like guys, or whoever else people like.
[Astel News] Calliope-san is a monster
>>15683614astel is not a male
>>15683298I never understood that reaction If your dog is dirty you don’t recoil in horror and endlessly mock it, you drag it into the bathroom and wash it cleanSame principle here
>>15683630Those don't lower your hours watched.
>>15683621t. jump peasant
>Astel: Bae, have you played Jump King yet?>Bae; No, I'm a bit scared>Astel: Don't be scared, look at me jumping; I'm having so much fun! One, two, three, this is the most fun I've ever had in my life!
Since you're talking about numbers again, here is a data earlier in the thread2021 Superchat (HoloEN only):Mori Calliope - $854,824Takanashi Kiara - $721,452Gawr Gura - $610,306Watson Amelia - $374,780Ninomae Ina'nis - $329,004IRyS - $173,842Ouro Kronii - $161,549Hakos Baelz - $85,862Tsukumo Sana - $85,569Nanashi Mumei - $70,563Ceres Fauna - $70,194
>>15683562only if Cover hired a bunch of new Holo Singers that cover different genres
>>15683664damn gottem
I will hunt all the dykes and make a harem
>>15683370>Coco streaming for half as many months>Still has more hours logged than Gura
>>15683534How do is the taste
>>15683370>Kiara is the EN who streams the most>Reine is the ID who streams the mostWait, are birds ACTUALLY the strongest race?
>>15683628their love is platonic, not romantic, you animal
>>15683674>PlayboardFuck off
>>15683607Because it's calculated based on average CCV and Ina has the second best CCV in Myth.
>>15683626then she gets to sleep in early, all according to plan.
I want to play streamer bait games like Getting over it, Jump King, and Big brain academy, but I'm not willing to pay for it
>>15683433Go back to hating her I don’t want to share her with you fags
Bae, summarized.
>Mio didn't do EN fortune readingsMIO HATE
>>15683714have you heard of the pirate bay?
>>15683702t. sapling
>>15683304>>15683334>Holo girls wear gloves in their handcam streams so that they can post vag pics here and not get recognized by their hands
>>15683651>No one wants to be the Statler and Waldorf of the world. So nut up and ask the girl you're crushing on outright instead of existing around them. Same for girls who like guys, or whoever else people like.I disagree, do you see how many youtubers there are who just nitpick other people's content instead of making something comparable?
>>15683674Is this shit going to be posted every fucking thread? Go back to /#/
You niggers have a fucking thread for your numberfaggotry, just fuck off already. This shit should legitimately be reportable as trolling.
>>15683662They lower your average CCV & that statistic is just avg CCV x hours streamed.
>>15683690Of course.
>>15683590It’s not shitposting if you’re shitting on Towa, it’s just stating facts.
>>15683682How are you planning on doing that when not even straight women want you?
>eternal dead hours2022... holoEN is forgotten...
>>15683651>So nut up and ask the girl you're crushing on outright instead of existing around themI did but she didnt read my superchat
>>15683370I too love PLAYBORAD.
>>15683728
>>15683762Why is Ui always so damn smug
hi
>>15683733>>15683740I barely see saplings here but I'm glad they're alive
>>15683751Adding 30 minutes of SC reading on every stream will only increase hours watched. It's impossible to lower your hours watched by adding stream time.
>>15683777Then you got rejected, and it's time to fish once again.
>>15683740/#/ has burned to the ground, so of course they're going to be coming here
>>15683787She has only two moods, smug and "u wot mate"
>>15683793>I barely see saplings hereBecause you're a tourist. Fuck off back to your shitty thread or better yet kill yourself.
>>15683787she has not received the needed rape correction
>>15683803>/#/ has burned to the groundWhat?
https://youtu.be/Bmc9jBtG7K0>drawing herselfMEMEMEME
Having someone translate Astel's depressive ramblings is scary
>>15683802I think the point went over your head
>>15683803HOW? It's a goddamn thread made specifically for them, free to numberfag without upsetting anyone
>>15683793what do you mean? FAU FAU is going to steam....right....unless....she isn't here....but....i am going to cry....
>>15683722she ain't my oshi bro I just care about her
>>15683825The Nene stream with the poll sent them into a tailspin where now even JP numbers can't be trusted
>>15683798Is your average numberfag this fucking stupid?
>>15683825Nene had 24k viewers and within a minute got 26k on the poll so now they're on fucking suicide watch because everything they know is a lie.
>>15683069When I'm lying in my bed I think about life and I think about death and neither one particularly appeals to me.https://youtu.be/k_zwxCp8Blc
Astel should play one of the DLCs, the crown is just reminding me that none of this is new to him.
>>15683825They can't cope with their usual bait about ENs bad numbers now that Susan is double fucking everyone including JP these days so their biggest narrative is dead.
>>15683792hey!
post more art this is an image board
>>15683861>>15683866>>15683873Thank GOD
>>15683226Get off the fucking keyboard Bubba
>>15683825youtube is undercutting ccv again.
>>15683828I'm expecting you to do the same when any other holo draws themselves. I bet you can't even recall the last time Kiara drew herself newfagchama
>>15683866But how does coming here help with that
>>15683880
that was a good run astel!
>>15683866Good, they deserve it.
>>15683847No, I get it, I'm just trying to genuinely give advice in case you're like, actually trying to date a Holo, Lord knows that there was one person who actually thought that he was going to start dating Gura around this time last year.That, for lack of a stronger term, ended poorly for everyone involved, especially anyone in the thread the moment he realized it would never happen.
>>15683515i am mentally ill and must consume hololive content
>>15683816LMAO easy with your deflecting and what a way to start your year huh? Are you a SEAnigger?
>>15683893Because they're a bunch of mentally ill faggots who can't fuck off to their containment thread and want to bring that shit here because they're mentally ill.
>Just realized I didn't properly plan my sleep schedule around the KoroMiko 24 hour stream>I also sort of want to watch Mori's 12 hour JK enduranceI'm fucked.
>>15683868damn bro you just turn 16?
>>15683885I mean it's not great, they come here to shit up the thread instead of staying in their containment cage.
>>15683885it worries me that it will affect sponsorships for the girls.Having noel with 2k playing pokemon yesterday was rough to watch and she got extra fucked last year becasue she got a sponsor with CCV goals right after te decemeber cull.
>>15683821No.
>>15683658I want to make smegmachan take a shower
>>15683866Hasn't everyone known that Youtube's numbers were a lie for like a year now?
Astel sounds like he's losing it
I love this big sister
>>15683880ogey
>>15683403>So bored that I have to watch the ratI want this year to end already
>>15683793because they run /hlg/ now
>>15683893Numbersfags were always here anon, and always will be.
>>15683928It wasn't blatantly proven to happen to the JPs so they called it cope since it happened to the ENs.
>>15683866Not a numberfag but there's something with Nene's channelWhen I got shadowbanned from the other holos' channels last year I can see my messages on Nene's just fine
>>15683928Yes but it was affecting ENs more than JPs which let them spin their little narratives of EN bad. Now they don't even have that.
>>15683928>weknewEveryone else coped
>>15683069>Good
>>15683880I’m fond of this one.
>>15683861>>15683866>>15683873>/#/ discovers something that has been known for months>/#/ also discovers that January and Febuary are youtube's worst months for ad rev, SCs, and views, which has been known for YEARS before Hololive aka why most big ones go on vacation at this time...All this tells me is that /#/ is the supreme-newfag board
>>15683928yes but some of these are alos absurdRoboco became a sub1k streamer after it.
>>15683928Since it mostly affected EN, they brushed it off as "reclining"
>>15683906My point is you're on a board where everyone has a one-sided relationship with a vtuber so your advice is ridiculous
>>15683951why'd they go there?
>>15683925pinch ui cheeks
>>15683980There's no one worse at numberfagging than numberfags.
>>15683866If this was something related to stocks or bitcoin or something with value, I'd understand but it's fucking anime girl streamer views, holy fuck this is some ridiculous yet hilarious autism
>>15683948i kill myself when i'm bored you should try that
Good night anons
A question to everyone here how would you organized and schedule an Hololive JP,ID and ID karaoke relay
>>15683986>implied we
>>15683963Well I'm glad they have their own schizo hole to live in and they aren't in this thread then
>>15683925Wow looks like this lolicon is really begging for rape correction!
https://twitter.com/GygerBeen_RTl06/status/1476598489979265032>yasssssss glad i got to wortk on this, not what im used to draw but it was fun! thanks for commissioning me!Chumbuds please....
>>15683880sana image
>you will never meet Chloe at a New Years Festival>You will never hit it off instantly with her and talk all throughout the night>You will never go with her to find a less populated area to have more “intimate conversations” at>You will never smell the sweat off her unwashed skin>You will never get your hands on the supple flesh barely contained by her sarashi>You will never discover her hidden blades by cutting your hand on one as you grope her thigh>You will never see her look of disappointment as she shoves the other blade through your trachea>You will never choke on your own blood as she loots your body and disposes of it indiscreetlyWhat’s even the point of going on, bros…
>>15683980Numberfags have and will ALWAYS be the worst at actual analysis of the data they obsess about since their only goal is to start shit.
>>15683980Numberfags have always been playing with a double-digit IQs. They were given an accurate alternative to Playboard for their superchat circlejerking and still refuse to use it.
I'm watching the Kiara and Ina collab and it's so funny bros. Kiara and Ina have such great chemistry.
>>15682586I don't know about other guys, but I tend to poke/otherwise mess with girls I like on some level
>>15683988They don't, it's one or two autistic faggots who shit up the thread. To say Saplings aren't here is fucking retarded and reeks of someone who is literally never here.
>>15684018Me on the right
>>15683928No, they just like to pretend that is specifically EN that has declined.
Please say something nice about Lui...
>>15683762
>>15683986Sure, anon, but that's the POINT here.It isn't the point in real life. It really isn't that hard to distinguish the two things. You ask the girl you actually know to hang out if you want to, but it's obvious that you don't ask the caba-club girl the same thing.
>>15684025Out of curiosity whats wrong with playboard? I don't pay attention to numbers at all. Does it just miss shit?
>>15684045Her collab with Mori was fun. I look forward to more of them!
>>15683222Is this homestuck Callie?
>>15684045onee-san vibes
>>15684045something nice about Lui...
>>15683980This new cull is significantly worse than whatever happened in October last year. Jan/Feb stats for holos aren't much lower than other months.
>>15683880gura image
>>15684010Like with every Holo? That's multiple days worth of streaming if you don't overlap, even if you only give everyone half an hour. You would have to overlap.
>>15684045Cute 英語 bird
>anya in astels chat>bae in astels chatuhhhhhhhhh
>>15684056It misses shit. The primary example is playboard shaving off like $9k from Fauna's SC opening.
>>15684023KEK I was just thinking about how she'd probably kill you and then take all your money.
>>15683305>>15683380she did announce it in a special stream, but it's Aki, the news don't carry that farplus it's weird to shill it since AZKI's roommate is singing on the same album
>>15684045She's my favorite of the new girls and I hope she collabs with my oshi soon since she's popped up in her chat more than once already.
>>15684055Nobody here knows any women who aren't 2D live streamers
>>15684018the guy is wearing my clothes so for the first it's literally me on the left
>>15684045The way she clearly picked up 'I'm lovin' it!' from a McDonald's ad and uses it constantly in her English makes me laugh every time, it was especially apparent during the Mori collab
>>15684018why can't these commission artists have some self-respect...
>>15684023Why do chloefags just sound like deadbeats? Are big boobs all that's needed to get them going?
>>15682586He won't stop looking at youHe'll always be available to hang out or play vidya no matter the hourDeliberately smile at him; if he smiles back or gets nervous you're basically good to go
Where are all the streams?
>>15684024We have like, one good numberfag here, and they barely even post numbers in terms of shitposting, they just post financial shit about Cover.That's the kind of thing you'd think they would like over there, but I guess not.
>>15684095I find it funny and endearing but I also wish someone would just correct her already...
Faufau I know you're here... Please just a tweet later at around 1pm - 5pm JST... We miss you so much...
>>15684045She's good at tongue twisters https://streamable.com/ghue7j
>>15684056It straight up didn't count Mori's shiny catching stream where she made over 6k, for instance.
>>15684126I fucking hate you niggers who use that shitty nickname.
>>15684018>barely taller than Gura
>>15683980>/#/ is the supreme-newfag boardIt's worse, /#/ became /hlg2/ with holoX debuts, so there was a ton of JP vs EN going on, plus the usual nijifags spinning rrats. With this new JP cull it seems that /jp/ either went back or committed mass suicide.
>>15684018Based self-inserter stealing Gura from chumbuds
>>15684018>Same height as GuraChumbuds are you all manlets?
>>15684075i would say is just AS bad but wouldnt call it worse YET. However some ofthe girls will be in toruble becasue of it. i think most of En wont have it as bad as they avoid overlap more than JP girls.
>>15684018Me on the left
>>15684090I know more than enough, anon, so no need to throw your experience on everyone else.
>>15684141She is standing on a stool!
Every time you post “I miss Fauna!” Or any variation thereof, Fauna goes silent for another minute.
>>15684124Mori thinks it's rude to correct someone learning a language or something
>>15684045Sana/Lui split thread merger incoming...
>>15684166Why would anyone be watching vtubers if they had potential real-life relationship candidates
>>15683179>Astel is literally doing a repeat playthrough by nowspare us the retardation anon
>>15684138Sana...
>>15684064Perhaps
>>15684171Not even remotely true. She's probably traveling back home by now, or staying with her family once last day.
>>15683674Council had their superchats opened on Sep 2-4 which is the 245th-247th day of the year, which is 67% of the way through the year. In other words they got those numbers with super chat for 1/3 of the year. Tripling their numbers would give a decent estimate of their whole-year amounts
>>15684138hey, don't shit on Sana for wrong reasons
>>15684116It used to be somewhat more legitimate. They'd still be stupid about numbers, but it wasn't blatantly anti-EN shitposting until Council debut. Once that destroyed /hlg/, the refugees fled to /#/ where they could shit on EN without any issue.
>>15684193femanon here, I have a boyfriend and still want to masturbate to anime girls.
i can't imagine HoloEN in normal 3D, the smol 3D models fit them much better
>>15684138Jesus, chill Fauna
>Mio's NY fortunes skipped EN'shttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mu3UGFatafs>Marine's NY relationship charts skipped ENsFeels like the gap is widening between the branches
>>15684215>>15684201Don't give a shit if she started it, it's a shitty nickname.
>>15684223Whore die in a fire
>>15684193I don't know, anon, maybe because they're actually good content even if you are in a relationship, have you ever thought of that
>>15684090my mom...
>>15684204Why did this comic make me laugh...
>>15684138Fuck you, Sana gave everyone in Council nice nicknamesTruly the Nene of EN
>>15684230I rarely find Pekora sexy. This is not one of those times.
Gura if you are here, bring up your cat in the first few minutes of your next stream
>>15684200I wonder if Callie likes Homestuck.
>>15684193What if those potential real-life relationship candidates also like vtubers?
>>15684198And he sucks shit. What's your point?
>>15684223wearing female clothes and taking hormones doesn't mean you're actually a female
>>15684193women (forma de 3D) don't entertain me as much
>>15684230Can YOU satisfy Pekora in heat? You're not some weakling that can cum twice a day right?
>>15684138BaeBae, MeiMei, FauFau, Sanana, Kroniini.
>>15684241Coco would have unironically kept them united by being the bilingual connection on the JP side for collabs.
>>15684287Literally all of them are fine but Faufau. It sounds retarded.
>>15684018I wonder what Gura's reaction would be if she saw this
Zoom.
>>15684252Cause it's funny. It reminded me of those old korean comics that got posted a lot back in the day in its style of humor.
Why doesn't your oshi have a big butt?
>>15684287what about IRyS
>>15684248>maybe because they're actually good content even if you are in a relationshipAre you this naive? Vtubers are surrogate girlfriends. The majority of their audience is lonely males. If I had a girlfriend I wouldn't be watching vtubers
>>15683928I don't think they ever saw something this blatant
>>15684203No it wouldn't. SC trends downwards from debut and only flactuates based on events.
>>15684241Mio's stream was 6 and a half hours long, her excuse that she just didn't have enough time in the day to add another 17 holos to that list this year is perfectly understandable. Also, Marine's relationship chart last year didn't include EN/ID so I'm not sure why it would be anything worth pointing out now.
>>15684298Anon you're just saying it wrong
>>15684193People engage with media in more than just one way anon. You can screech about it not being the "correct" way to enjoy it, but it wont stop people from doing it.
Soon.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnOvtJqIAg8
>>15684138I actually believe this is Fauna and i have the theory that she despises the I MISS FAUFAU posts too
>>15684241so to be clear, when something that contradicts your claim appears, will you admit your error, or just double down on the rrat
>>15684303My oshi literally crushed Subaru's trashcan
>>15684301is she still barley alive?
>>15684018How would Gura react to this?
That crazy schizophrenic is really mad today, huh, considering the thread only started an hour ago and we're already here
>>15684045i want to have sex with her
>>15684204Thought it was gonna be one of those turkish ice cream things but this is funny too
>>15684300"based"
>>15684318what she going to do in this strim?
>>15684241Well if EN collabed with JP more often, they wouldn't be forgotten or skipped so much.
are any of them holos doing mario 64 speedruns yet?it's the new hotness
>>15684203Anon, SC opening streams are usually one of the biggest SC buff streams for most vtubers.
>>15684341Nigger READ the thumbnail
>>15684324He’ll double down because he’s a massive fucking pussy.
>>15684230later
>>1568434464 speedruns are the NEW hotness?
>>15684318>(actual) BROWN (black) HOLO NEVERA shame.
>>15684347thanks
>>15684323I think she would find the posts adorable actually.
>>15684193I can't really work when spending time with my gf, but I can easily watch chuubas on my 2nd screen while I work or play games. I also get to choose when I watch them thanks to VODs. Nothing sucks more than someone expecting you to hang out with them and then having to put aside your own projects to do spend time with them out of obligation.
>>15683798it's very possible if you're not just tacking on SC readings but they replace other contentsame with a watchalongtime to stream is in itself limited
>>15684308>are you this naive?It isn't "naive" to enjoy something on its own merit, retard.It's "naive" to think that everyone in the world is just like you. Are you saying that if you had a gf, the girls' content would no longer be good, at all?
>>15684018Holy shit that's me on the left
>>15684218>You can't shit on council in /hlg/What?
>>15684329Catalog is extra garbage too (well more than it always is) with various schizos. Wonder what has them so riled up? New years?
>>15684085I mean, of all the people to care about that, I feel like AZKi would be the last. I can't imagine Tatsh kept the two in the dark as to who else would be on the album before it released, so if they felt uncomfortable, one of them could have pulled out or Aki could have used one of her other personas. It's a pretty fun little album, I enjoyed it while traveling over the holidays.
>>15684317It's not about watching them the correct way, I would bet money on the fact that at least 50% of the people watching them are lonely guys without girlfriends
https://twitter.com/kaynimatic/status/1477085005373317120Wait I thought she did Q
>>15684303My oshi can fit the Earth inside her butthole
>>15684365it's cracked
Why are bae's chat messages being deleted?
https://twitter.com/gsc_kahotan/status/1477452183927160836
>>15684368EN4 or 5 unironically. They need enough current existing Holos before they risk a yab-hire
>>15684018That's a child.He's making out with a child.
>>15684378>It's "naive" to think that everyone in the world is just like youI would say the same thing to you. I'm talking about the majority, not myself
>>15684390https://streamable.com/nn7r57
We're deleting it ourselves, just being silly XD
How deep are you in the rabbit hole?
>>15684344okayu...
>>15683798Are you actually retarded?
what is going on?
>>15684300She'd get wet.
>>15684193Because they're fun? You can be watching v-tubers and having a gf, you have to be extremely retarded to think they can't blend together.
>>15684404Meme from the member stream she just had.
>>15684407Oh fuck me I don't want to wait half a year for an Ame figure to come in. I'm still waiting for Coco's merch to arrive.
>>15683798In this metric, bringing your average CCV down makes every stream you’ve ever done worth less, because it’s a stupid metric that doesn’t track with reality (much like everything else numberfags like to talk about)
>>15683928I think so but the numbers set obsessed with inclining/reclining I think have just through pure repetition and obsession lent some weird credence to those numbers, even though they don't mean shit.
pick one to drop
>>15684382The meidos have started giving harsher punishments, maybe that's why
>>15684368Next gen is gonna have a nigger and i'll FINALLY see my collab with Mori and a black person.
>>15684428greyname uprising
>>15684193Disturbing post
>>15684442Moom
>>15684442the non holo.
>>15684417https://streamable.com/zc94q5I want Sana to make Ina's anus 10 times as big with her space cock
>>15684442Your balls.
>>15684430If your gf sees you throwing superchats to Rushia and doesnt think somethings up I think your gf is extremely retarded
>>15684442No.
>>15684442It's not the same...
>>15684407finally, some news on those figures
>>15684424I was originally responding to someone who was saying that Ina was 2nd in HoloEN because she doesn't do watchalongs and SC readings. I just don't think that's the reason.
we lost
>>15684442The one that isn't a holo
>>15682427I genuinely hope Ghost of the Babe breaks her to kill this arc
>>15684442Stop being a deadbeat + and become a deadbeat +++ instead
Say something nice about my Oshi!
>Rurouni Kenshin is getting a new anime adaptationWhy didn't you guys tell me about this
>>15684407le default pose figureines
>>15684442Nene doesn't deserve your money
>>15684387Even if your estimate is right (which it probably isn't but we have no way of knowing) you still have the other 49% who are not lonely guys without girlfriends. And then you have the lonely guys without girlfriends who don't see the chuubas a surrogate girlfriends.
>>15684479/ggg/...
>>15684479I blame the dead hours, but not as much as I blame Towa.
>>15684450Mori would not get along well with a black American female, sorry to tell youPic related
>>15684421balls deep
>>15684018Chumbuds are mentally ill
>>15684442Mori doesn't deserve your money
>>15684484I like her teeth!
>>15684484Gabbie will NEVER be as cute as Gura
>>15684442Only if you pick one to renew
>>15684484Gura's eyes reflect the sea. Gabby's eyes reflect despair.
>>15684427NO SHE'LL ONLY BE DISGUSTED
>>15684489Why do I always get news from here
>>15684481The only reason to be a Deadbeat +++ is if you already were one, and don't want Mori to see you downgraded.
>>15684414>I'm talking about the majorityYou aren't. You're talking about your gut. You're making a guess and you have nothing to back it up but your own gut instinct.If you can ever prove that, then do so now and I'll stop objecting to you. But you can't. We don't know, and can't know, the majority without proper tests.
>>15684323Fauna derives her self esteem from helping people. Listening to the anguished cries of people who love and miss her is probably incredibly enjoyable for her.
>>15684484What a cute human girl! She even has bottom teeth and doesn't look like a rhombus! What about her other genmates?
>>15684473That is literally the reason based on the chart posted anonchama
>>15684442Kronii. She already has enough money and isn't putting it into music projects like Mori is.
>>15684484human gura > cat gura > shark gura
>>15684515ATLANTATLANTA
>>15684442Drop all of them and resubscribe with ARS
>>15684502this is exactly why i want this collab.
>>15684193My girlfriend for sex, my oshi is for love.
>>15684494>Even if your estimate is right (which it probably isn'tWhy do you think they rarely if ever collab with men? Think very carefully before you answer
>>156844073900 yen retail price x 5 = 19,500 yen for the entire set before shipping/tax/currencyconversion/discounts/whatever online stores do to reduce the price by a bit
>>15684438Heh not really. You could have a 1 hour 20k viewers stream and adding a 1 hour 1k viewer would lower your avg CCV by ~10k but increase your hours watched by 1k.
>>15684464Which one?
>>15683924> worries me that it will affect sponsorships for the girls.That’s literally why YouTube is doing it, to hurt the girls success
>>15684386Kay's a dude, but that is interesting. Maybe it wasn't him that did Q after all.
>>15684174she doesn't correct them directly, but you could notice during her Lui collab that whenever she caught a misused phrase, she repeated it in a corrected form as a clarifying question which in turn clued Lui onto the correct formMori actually seems decent at this
>>15684442Kson's braless streams aren't all they are hyped up to be.
>>15684484thats like having aloe as your oshi but worse since Gabby never streamed
>>15684536...Anon?
>>15684460Because i told my gf i watch chuubas and she's ok with it, trust is the base of any relationship. Anon, what kind of autismo do you have?
>>15684525>>15684489https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnadhlsEqeULet's fucking gooooooooooooooooooooo
>>15684442Mori
>>15684442mumei
Moom post (ultra dead hours edition)
>>15684484gabby is not real baka
>>15684527>You're making a guess and you have nothing to back it upThey're all womenThey will NEVER admit they have boyfriendsThey will rarely collab with menThe vast majority of people who superchat to them are menSuperchats are fully of cringy love confessions
>>15684577Kill yourself normalfag
>>15684460The average Hololive fan isn't a gachikoi.>>15684545Because the biggest spenders are. But the biggest spenders don't make up the majority of the viewership.
>>15684529Is Fauna a saviorfag? Is she just female Shirou?
>>15684519Fauna.
>>15684529>Fauna derives her self esteem from helping people.Fauna can help me by letting me lick her butthole.
>>15684573my bwain....
>>15684442kson
>>15684407ARE THEY DEFAULT OR NOT GOODSMILE
>>15684536that's not Kronii blind anon, the name does start with K but its not Kronii
>>15684567Says you.
>>15684425>Talked about Mario 64 speedruns twice this weekPlease, Okayu, do more.
>>15684412That's why he had to make himself a shota, otherwise it'll be a tall guy making out with a child and that would look pedo as fuck.
>>15684526She saw i did it...
>>15684598whats a gachikoi
>>15684519This is impossible to do unless we know the reasons you dropped the memberships.
>>15684526there's also getting her to hear a shameless version of Ahoy
>>15684587Fucking Henrybeats
>>15684597Non-GFE holos don't really get straight love confessions.
>>15684407Acrylic stands or actual figures?
>>15684519Fauna
>>15684581Your right he should cancel and T2 his membership to her.
>>15684223show ring finger
>>15684648Literally all of them do
>>15684646That's readily available if you know where to look
>>15684672BASED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnOvtJqIAg8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnOvtJqIAg8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnOvtJqIAg8WATCH STREAMS
>>15684596Nah, i have people who love me
What are you lads watching?
BAE DOKO
>>15684577diediediediediediediediediediedie
>>15684597And not a single thing you said is any actual proof of your claim.There's a famous story of a car, I believe it was the Jeep? That was sold to men and only men. But when actual demographic research was done, it turned out that women were driving it almost as much as men.Demographics are never known until you actually find out through true, real DATA. Until you have it, you're just not correct.
>800 posts>page 10oh nyo>>15684489>>15684525>>15684579isn't samurai x "canceled"?
>>15684614they're in the default pose, Cover management's decision. just kidding, final figure design never matches the GSC figure announcement image
>>15684018https://twitter.com/GygerBeen_RTl06/status/1462554339986313218Oh. It's this artist. Now I understand
>>15684650Actual figures. But it's the Pop Up Parade stuff, so the cheaper stuff (¥3900 each)
>>15684661I admit I only follow IRyS' superchats but she doesn't get any of those. Just a lot of SCs showing their appreciation, but they almost never say "love."
>>15684266hello gura
>>15684705By the west, sure.
>>15684442Drop kson.
>>15684650Figures like the ones Okakoro got
>>15684101The potential to become a paypig
>>15683674Let's see how much they made per hour streamed in 2021 then.1.) Mori Calliope - $1056 per hour2.) Gawr Gura - $952 per hour3.) Ouro Kronii - $788 per hour4.) Takanashi Kiara - $595 per hour5.) IRyS - $463 per hour6.) Ninomae Ina'nis - $463 per hour7.) Watson Amelia - $453 per hour8.) Ceres Fauna - $411 per hour9.) Hakos Baelz - $385 per hour10.) Nanashi Mumei - $373 per hour11.) Tsukumo Sana - $363 per hour
>>15684577look at this guy believing everything his gf tells him
>>15684661Not true imo
>>15684709NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>15684705Nips don't give a fuck
>>15684705>page 10 in 30 minutestotally organic
Mating press....
I want to impregnate this rrat so much
>>15684750In the ass...
>>15684705BUMPSCHIZO HATE
>>15684718That's cool but it's a damn shame that it's exclusive to Japan. Yet again.
>>15684702You said I had nothing to back it up. I just posted a whole lot of evidence. I don't have proof, but I definitely have reasons for my beliefs, meanwhile you don't have anyAlso many vtubers have posted demographic graphs, and it said the majority of their viewers were men, sometimes even up to 95% if I recall correctly. That's not proof either because they aren't accurate, but it's still evidence
>>15684709>>15684738oh I didn't read the spoiler oops
oh my gawd, rat on the telly
ALL ME
>itt: an anon goes to a thread for people who like VTubers, and finds it utterly baffling and impossible that people actually enjoy VTubers
i want to fuck the rrat
>>15684736And that's only counting sc, and none of the membership, ad and sponsor money...I want to join homoEN
>>15684112>Deliberately smile at himI always do this he just seems very nervous and very slightly 'tismo in general so I don't know how to approach, I also have his number and steam
>>15684732nice peko
>>15684732Flare is NOT that sexy
FAN LOVE
Towa
Fine i'll watch Bae
>little funthere was so much sperm inside her....
>>15684450Mori collabing with a black male vtuber stream will set a record for how cringe & awkward she can get.
>>15684790tbf, if all I'd ever seen was the rest of this board, I wouldn't belieb it either