/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Chammers... come back...

DELETE ALL RITUAL POSTS

Why does he talk like a beta? He probably gets brutally pegged by every girl in the company.

>>1564050
God, imagine...

MODS, DELETE ALL RITUAL POSTS

>>1562175
She's busy at TokyoU and having a boyfriend. No time for streams.

I love Ame so much, bros.

GOOOOOOD MORNIIIIIIIIING!!!
GUESS WHO JUST WOKE UUUUP!!!

DELETE AND BAN ALL RITUAL POSTERS

I FUCKING LOVE MY MORI!

>>1564928
HEY ME TOO

Ame...okinasai...

>>1564832
girls are gross anon, you should fuck men and only men exclusively, especially ones with nice asses.
https://files.catbox.moe/iydtm2.jpg

What would you do /hlgg/?

Gura loves Ame!

>>1564831
>>1564852
>>1564873
>>1564894
>>1564903
>>1564913
>>1564914
>>1564933

imagine being this openly gay with another anon
what is wrong with you people

>>1564050
God, I wish that was me

Thoughts?

>>1564950
Why are teamates like this?

>>1564922
I forgot to verbalize my MORI LOVE for you all

Off collab is coming
They will sing love songs and fuck after stream

>>1564956
But that anon is a woman (male)

>>1564952
Hey those look neat

I want to rip Ollie's head off and fuck her throat through her neck hole and see how my penis sticks in ans out of her mouth like the Alien's tongue in that famous scene of the movie

You guys got me thinking about Ina's flast chest again...

>>1564956
you're stuck here because (you) think showing emotion is gay. you will never leave

Why did Kiara retweet this racist drawing of Ina?

>>1564813
Yes, with me.

>>1564050
Is there such thing as a chad idol manager? The nature of the business wouldn't allow it.

My love for her is eternal. Love you so much Kiara Takanashi!

>>1564979
ok Damascus

I would take full responsibility

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y26kV4WsDIA

I'm gonna be asleep the next time ame streams, Ugh.

>>1564956
Being afraid of showing your emotions is pretty cringe and telling of closeted or repressed homosexual feelings/urges. Sounds like (You) are the gay one, actually.

Everyone get in here!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thpSDrwTK9g

Haachama is about to start her stream. She's gonna have so much fun today, All the Haatons will be happy to see her live and well.
Haachama chamaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Stronger than I ever been before, this is who I am, nothing in the way, today and far away, you & me we make the part of me

GIVE HAACHAMA YOUR BIG RED HEART BROS
Now that she is back, everything will be okay. It'll be okay.

>>1564904
Yes but I want them to draw blood. And also be actually /fit/and I want to fight them

>>1564985
To cause anger amongst the masses

>>1564987
Mels' manager?

I love UNITY!

https://jigex.com/vUGq

>>1564985
she's a white supremacist. next question

I came here to laugh at you nanora

>>1564973
Here's a fun prediction that will make me look like a prophet 7-8 months from now: Ame will make her dream trip to Japan and off collab with Mori/HoloJPs before off collabing with Gura or Ina.

Never again....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrsGNMMghKM

>replying to thread killers in the new thread
ishygddt

>>1564985
Alright I thought you were joking but that actually is kinda racist giving Ina the chinky slant eyes treatment

>>1564998
I miss her so much bros

>>1565007
Is that why she moved to japan?

>>1564985
She also celebrated White day. Feel free to connect the dots

>>1564030
Well I love Ina!

>>1564978
they are pretty niceu

I'm editing the audio of Ame's ASMR stream to cut out the large gaps of silence so I can listen to it without a lot of the dead air but I have to stop smiling while I'm editing it because every time I listen to it I just feel so loved and warm
Ame... I love you so much.

>>1564956
>what is wrong with you people
this video will clear things up for you
https://twitter.com/jelatoe/status/1371201520939720706

>>1565004
Rape isn't chad non...

Watching Astel suffer through Apex Legends Ranked as he gets ever so close to reaching Masters only to have it snatched away at the last moment.
While Radical Miyabi says good morning sunflowers as he holds a totally tubular early morning zatsudan.
While Temma has not yet given up on the loops that he needs in order to defeat the secret boss in Loop Hero.
While in 50 minutes, Lamy is going to give us yet another blessed and comfy stream as she plays some more Story of Seasons.
While in 50 minutes, Gura's gonna have the time of her life as she pulls up Duolingo and goes on to learn some Japanese.
So friends, where we at?

>>1564997
>being afraid of showing your emotions
i dont have those emotions in the first place, anon.

>>1564992
It's gonna be funny when Teamates abandon Amelia come HoloEN gen 2 and we get to look back on these posts.

>>1564982
Same desu

>>1565008
I fucking hate this bitch.

>>1563786

>>1565021
Honorary Aryans remember.

>catch up to Lamy's ASMR
>see this

>>1564956
Shut the fuck up, BITCH. Suck my fucking toes. Little WHORE. Little fucking SLUT. Slurp those fucking feet you fucking filth. Fuck, you're gonna make me CUM you little BITCH. OHHHHH FUCK YEAH. YOU KNOW HOW DADDY LIKES IT, BITCH. DON'T FUCKING STOP.

>>1565031
lies

HE DID IT

why

>>1564050
He spends too much time biking to care about how he talks

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BOYS

My ears

GO ASTEL GO

Seaweed finally did it

HE DID IT

Nice, seaweed.

>>1565021
Yeah, she wanted to learn the ways of a country that managed to get such a racial homogeneity

>>1565021
yes to spread her racial dogma keep up

>>1565033
Right here Ayamefriend!
He fucking did it!

AME CUTE
NENE TRASH

>>1564813
unironically this, she's friends with hoshikawa

Aqua don't look...

ASTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL

>>1565033
Of course after I posted this, Astel gets Champion, and thus shoots into Masters. All according to plan.

>>1565035
What a badass

>>1565010
This, but with Gura. They'll also release a song to commemorate it.

Seaweed is Master now

MASTER

Autistic seaweed did it......happy for this homo

>>1564979
Hey, I've seen one doujin just like that before

>>1564950
Anon that's super gay you need a nice twink to comfort you in these trying times
https://files.catbox.moe/7a55z0.jpg

HE DID IT
ON STREAM

>>1565028
>tiktok
>twitter link
die

>>1564982
How flat *is* Ina canonically? Ina's L2D is completely perflat, but Kuroboshi's other drawings of her have a little bit there. Did she get reverse Anya'd?

>>1565045
:(

>>1565027
Try these
https://files.catbox.moe/s30n1g.mp3
https://files.catbox.moe/kpek66.mp3

Based?

>>1565010
would be fun if they weren't already making plans

>>1565033
ayame hips....

>>1565068
>chammers realizes that serving under the boot of cover where they dont let you do jack shit is boring and hops companies

>>1564996
Should have changed the acronym to be from oldest to newest member instead, so Mel, Ame, Ollie.

>>1564955
start my kanji reps first of all

>>1564998
No

>>1565092

>>1565092

>>1564998
Stay strong Haaton. If that happened to my oshi I'd be unable to stop worrying

Kenzokeks will defend this
https://files.catbox.moe/wmt93x.mp4

>>1565010
Ame's trip to Japan will be with Gura/Ina/Kiara for their 3D debut. The JP Holos will have a civil war over who gets to have Gura stay over.

>>1565087
I think it's more of an angle thing, I think that Ina would look perflat from a front facing view as well

Baqua....

I hope Aqua makes it to master as well. Soloapex fucking sucks.

>>1565082
you can't just make a claim like that and not provide a source

>>1564956
Sucking homies dick ain't gay man.

>>1565027
You should put that up somewhere when you're done, if you'd be so kind.

>>1565033
Here and doing my VOD reps on Reine, Ayamefriend!

>>1565049
Never forget Mori's sacrifice that made sure that didn't became the rrats next source of food

>>1565092
"Based"

>>1565041
Thanks! Pls post more

YAGOO OMEDETOU

>>1565109
WTF
GRADUATION NOW
FFS TOWER

>>1565039

>>1565089
Thanks anon, I appreciate it

>Kiara is the stacy
>Ina is the asian who doesn't talk to anyone and gets 100% on the tests
>Mori is the slightly below average dork you thought you were too good for and now regret it
>Ame is?
>Gura is ?

>>1565049
maybe her butt hurts

>>1565049
I still remember watching this from Ame's POV, then turning to the thread and wondering why it exploded.

I love Reine!!!!

Congrats Astel!

>>1565114
This, Aqua getting to master solo would be way more impressive than getting it with a solid squad, even if it is still pretty cool for Astel.

>>1565110
As if anyone would think of trying to challenge Noel on that front.

>>1565133
>slightly below average
But she's cute though.

YAGOO おめでとう

>>1565092
https://streamable.com/2m0q7l

>>1565097
the following months will show us how much of a whore she is, i always had a sneaking suspicion but i always thought it was just me

>>1565133
Ame: childhood best friend
Gura: her weird little sister

Mori in shorts!

>>1565138
H, hey m.. Me too

Also, congrats astel aniki

THEY ARE

>>1565114
It's so much harder for her due to not having a team.

>>1565133
They are all social outcasts

>>1564998
Haachama chama~

Thoughts?

>>1565074
Maybe he's just dead inside due to clinical depression anon.

Say hello to HoloES gen 1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGohJYkXpnU

https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1371601005754875907

Thanks patch anon....

>>1565164
pits....

>>1565133
>Mori is the slightly below average dork you thought you were too good for

I don't know where you anons live but I've never been hit on by a below average dork.

he fucking did it

>>1565133
According to her Ame is the socially recluse who couldn't make any friends despite once baking cakes for multiple people.
Except for another one who was ayaoi friend.

>>1564916
I know who

>>1565140
>124 games on Diamond 3
I don't want to be pessimist but she unironically needs a team, D2/D1 is filled with team tryhards

>>1565144
>Ame and Gura are making friends with the two of the best ASMR holos

>>1565035
based
good to see another real man in these threads

>>1565172
Kiara just cant stop leeching

>>1565172
kek

>>1565176
either have I, but I also didn't speak at all unless the teacher asked me a question for the entirety of school

>>1565079
>>1565080
I'm so proud of him. He's been chasing this for so long.

With that said, how do I gitgud at APEX?

>>1565172
Is this a flirt or a threat?

>>1565172
Kyar...

>>1564860
you gave me an excuse to post this anonchama

I love Ina!

>>1564934
>Also I used foam underlayment instead of silicone because I thought that shit was only for regular wood flooring.
Using foam underlayment (with either a built in moisture barrier or putting a separate moisture barrier under it) is correct for laminate, but it's also good practice to seal the edges with silicone because those edge gaps hidden underneath the quarter round/baseboards are a lot larger, and thus easier, for moisture to get through if you have a spill.
You don't NEED to seal the edges of the room with silicone, and it's pretty 50/50 on people doing it for laminate since laminate flooring is a cheaper material, but it is a good preventive measure.

>I'm mostly asking because I'm noticing my dog is scratching the flooring.
You can't. Laminate is cheap, but you can't seal or put another layer on it for the previously mentioned reasons. The way you prevent pet scratches in your laminate floors is to buy a more expensive laminate that has a thicker wear layer (i.e. Pergo or LifeProof)
You can buy laminate floor polish, but that will only highlight scratches, really.

Your options are to repair what damage you have, and maybe try to cover the areas your dog is more frequent in with rugs/runners/ etc.
As for repairs, since your dog is scratching your laminate, and it's showing, I'm guess you have a pretty economic (i.e. cheap) laminate floor.
But anyways, if you have a cheap laminate floor, it's probably pretty thin. If it was a normal wood floor, you could sand and refinish to get the scratches out, but the wear/print layer on laminate is so thin, you'd just expose the compressed woodfill underneath if you tried that.

So your options to repair the damage are wax pencils that are close to the floor color for shallow scratches, deeper scrathes get wood filler/putty that's a similar color, and anything more severe might require you to lift up that row of planks and replace if you have any spare planks of that laminate from your install.

>>1564916

>>1562134
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iykzHGuS7BI
EN needs to do an UNO collab

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tPhcc1Z28I
I'm suddenly okay with the EN minecraft server. I dunno if I'm jaded but this all seemed 250% scripted to me.

I'll take boring as shit servers over scripted plays

so what did Mori do this time?

>>1565033
Right here!

>>1564952
What's this made out of?

>>1565172
Kiara can't teach her they just spend all that time memeing around.

I've stopped myself twice already today from busting a load to my boss. I don't know how long I can keep it up.

>>1565195
Yes

>we don't get money Monday cause if the AMO Collab
Fuck this shit super Sunday this week is going to be hell

>>1565201
Anon...

>>1565031
Rance disagrees

>>1564964
>Thoughts?

ameeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>1556390

>>1565172
Kiara would unironically be a better teacher than Duolingo if she was actually trying

>>1565080
>>1565079
I kneel homo

>>1565182
That shit was sad to listen to. If some weird girl made cake for me in school I'd absolutely try to be her friend. Maybe that says a lot about me, though.

>uno collab
https://youtu.be/CapLbFlOVOs

>>1565079
>>1565080
>>1565085

So does this mean that, he's his own master now?

>>1565201
Well, you're in luck, my friend.

>>1565203
I hate that bitch, she stole my heart and won't give it back.

>>1565202
But she said that the Bird and Moona fight wasn't scripted

>>1565210
It might still be better than Duolingo though

>>1565203
make me hard, again

>>1565201
Boy do I have some good news for you

I want to be verbally abused by Gura!

>>1565046
Can anyone defeat such a NENE?

You ever think about how Gura's body is both SO flat and SO tiny that Noel could titfuck her entire torso?

>>1565033
Ayame tummies... Right here friend

>>1564967
>long play mori
nooooo, you just released the EP, nooooooooooo

Watching today's ChocoPeko
good stuff, that's why nothing beats MC streams even if the game is shit

>>1565228
No he still has a master

>>1565207
Anon runs an embroidery shop, pretty neat stuff.

>>1565201
Good news my friend (unless if you are a Teamate)

>>1565224
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6qn2FZdX1Y

>>1565235
Why would you want that, STOOPID

>>1565127

>>1565219
He makes a good point.

>>1565243
No, you don't understand, he legally becomes YAGOO now.

>>1565197
I fucking knew someone would post it. Must resist the urge to jerk to holos

>>1565155
This makes me think what if Mori and Gura switched bodies?

>>1565221
w-what does it mean?

>>1565248
Oh come on.

I just wanna make this reaper happy...

>>1565230
>>1565202
Imagine being so trapped in la-la land you have to get the truth exposed to you by /hlg/ of all places

>>1565243
>YAGOO is Master Ranked in Apex
No wonder all the Holos to play it. He probably forces them to.

Since seaweed is master now. Doesn't this mean if he does a CR tournament he will have to carry someone less then his usual team(shogun/pizza)

Are most of the greenscreen templates shit or am I just retarded?

UPDATED
[100 is Predator tier]
- Best talents -
Astel - 90 Master
Aqua - 75 (excellent solo player) D2
Izuru - 70 (insane reflexes) D3
Towa - 55 (natural team leader) P1
Ayame - 50 (great aim and positioning) P4
Matuli - 45 (not afraid) D4
Pizza dad - 40 (calm and grounded) P3
[everyone up there has reached Diamond last season]

Miyabi - 35 (plays with a controller kek) P4
Temma - 35 P4
Ame - 30 (top tier hip fire, CS mind) S4

- Regular players -
Roboco 35
Fubuki 35
Rikka 30
Shion 20

-- meme players --
Okayu
Nene
Korone
Choco
Moona
Gura
Ina
Ollie

>>1565133
Ame is the awkward girl without parental figures that got bullied in school but turned her life around and takes care of herself now.
Gura is the weird ass girl with weird ass hobbies that you'd like to observe like a zoo animal.

>>1565267
I want to be her husband.

>>1565082
the Karasu one from Zombieland Saga?

you couldn't save her

>>1565251
Because she'd be so bad at it, would be cute.

>>1565224
>I don't have Uno and I have the oldest Xbox known to man
100% Ame

I just got around to watching Ollie's "Date" zatsu and holy shit I never considered how annoying it must be to have an audience that's actually supposed to be plagued with seaniggers. This is like the fourth time a member of ID2 has had to have a 20 minute scolding session about how shit her chat is. What makes them like this? Is there some kind of fault leaking gas into the entire SEA area or some shit?

>>1565172
If you really think about it, Gura's Japanese learning stream is actually about Kiara, isn't it?

Isn't Yagoo basically a pimp?

>>1565266
Feed an EOP please

>>1565133
>Was hit on by a lanky tomboy a lot
>She even drew lola bunny for me and personalized it the other day
>I was so far gone mentally I didn't realize it
>Found the drawing like 3 months ago

Oh christ what could have been, probably would have been taller than I am.

>>1565265
She already has two collabs this week and she's getting ready to move, plus UNO is only four people.

>>1565282
Watch me

Why isn't Gura's tail in the reference for her back?

>>1565290

>>1565221

>>1565282
If she really does graduate I really worry what /hlgg/ will be like, it's going to totally warp this place

>>1565021
japan is a great example of white supremacy considering they knelt to the USA for so long
then USA stopped being white

>>1565202
>Otakmori
Fuck off

>>1565282
HAACHAMA LOOK OUT THE LIGHT'S STILL RED OH GOD OH FUCK

Ame...

>>1564813
>>1565068
>>1565097
>>1565150
This is either a strange combination of nijiniggers and chinks, or just the most braindead of all braindead retards. I'm gonna lean to the former, just because I know the chinks like to pretend people hate chammers when there's maybe a single schizo who actively dislikes her and gets loud about it.

>>1565255
He's got top quality opinions on vtubers, yeah.

>Ame apex stream tonight
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>1562051

>>1565295
I only know of the Mel/Ollie APEX collab, what's the other one?

I LOVE MY FRIENDS!

>>1565027
imagine calling a moment of comfortable silence with your oshi 'dead air'
fucking teamates

>>1565169
i think somebody's botting her stream, the way her viewcount is fluctuating isn't normal

>>1565172
Kek that's cute

>>1564050
Yagoo’s tiny body...

>>1565275
wheres botan (prime)

I can't wait to impregnate my Bloop plushie.

>>1565325
Ollie/Moona Minecraft

What is their endgame?

>>1565325
Ollie and moona, yes Ollie is a leech

>>1565328
That trip to mexico sure did a number on fubuki, huh....

>>1565322
It's real

Apex Stream at midnight EST (I'll be asleep so I can get up early and watch the collab live.)

>>1565275
Where's Mel?

>>1565266

>>1565287
>that UFCKING SLUT CHOKER
OH MY FUCKING GOD MY FUCKING DICK I WILL FUCKING RAPE THIS ZOOMER ZOMBIE SLUT

>>1565195
grooming

>>1565273
Your probably thinking about Hals tourney. CR cup has a much higher point ceiling so most teams seek out preds to help carry them

>>1565345
Fuck off

>>1565347
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm burrito dog fart mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>1565266
what does this say?

>>1565140
Looking at the matches getting to master I seriously don't think it's possible.

>>1564952
Good job, Aho.

>>1565005
holy FUCK that scared me.

>>1565198
Thanks anon. I'll put down a rug to help with the scratches and pry off the siding again and caulk it up.

Thoughts?

So, when will Aqua obtain master rank?

Do you think Kiara played the greatest RPG of all time?

>>1565287

>>1565266
Imagine not doing your reps so you end up believing meme /hlg/ translations

>>1565348

>>1565339
There's no t need anymore, it was just the ruler to measure them

>>1565376
never

>>1565348
Very cool.
Now to decide whether I should take a nap now.

>>1565328
Why friend eat so much? It's not healthy...

>>1565275
What about Botan if she comes out of retirement?

>>1565291
It's an /hlg/ larp where they pretend everything in Hololive is scripted because they wanted to do a bit in a collab stream.
The only thing of note in there is that Mio tells everyone with no prompting about the status of her bush. It's untrimmed. No one asked but she told everyone anyways.

>>1565328
Why do people keep using this pregnant edit? I used to love the original version of this picture. Every time I saw it I would have to stop and admire it's majesty. But now there's a chance that there's a male in her stomach, this picture is ruined for me. You anons ruin everything.

>>1565348
SHE'S

>>1565305
What's Haachama doing in the Nijisanji Zone!

>>1565212
Just release anon

Soo, can we cancel jinx? We need to set our lowest expectation on ame Ollie melmel Apex collab so it won't cringe too much.

>>1565348
look mom I posted members stuff!

>>1565376
Aquachama...
I...

>>1565275
Ollie will be diamond by the end of the year. Mark my words.

I love my friend

>>1565344
The deuteragonists of HoloEN

>>1565194
By playing it a lot, and watching how good players play (if they kill you). You should also keep in mind mistakes you make so that the next time you don't repeat it. This is how I usually get good at fps.

>>1565172
kek

>>1565286
It's about entertaining the audience, not learning

>>1565357
Ye

>>1565290
You rike

>>1565377
Somehow I doubt she's played any of the Shin Megami Tensei games

https://twitter.com/watsonameliaEN/status/1371603761563459587
Ame...

>>1565375
Kiara's feelin possessive of my oshi, I see.

>>1565387
She peaked at the same point as Astel right now

i only watch miko and ame, what are the other holos doing?

>>1565172
I know some people who absolutely hate teaching, but if Kiara doesn't mind, I'm sure some JPs stuck with duolingo would love to learn some English with her.

>>1565369
thank you <3

>>1565305
Nah, everyone already forgot who she is.

Who is she again?

>>1565415
JWU

>>1565375
yandere kiara is sexy

>>1565376
>solo
>no voice chat
>rrrrrrrat
Uh....

>>1565373
Usually, I'd say prying up the quarter round/baseboard to put caulking after you've done it is more hassle than it's worth, especially for as cheap a flooring material as Laminate, but if you have a dog, it's a very real possibility it could spill it's water bowl while you're away and that edge seal might save most of your floor.
Again, you don't have to, but if you think that might happen, then it's a good preventive measure.
Gambatte anon!

>>1565375
If Gura actually tried to learn from her on a regular basis she'd quickly change her tune.

>>1565375
>it's real
What did she mean by this?

Gura cute
Ame cute
Ina cute
Mori cute
Kiara cute
HOLOLIVE CUTE

https://jigex.com/yjkQ

>>1565392
all me

what do you guys do when you're depressed from a major setback?

>>1565344
Is Gura about the height of Mori's crotch?

>>1565388
mio...

>>1565415
Glad she made sure to like Gura's feet before making that tweet.

>>1565322
It's just someone falseflagging. She's not HERE, THERE, or ANYWHERE. Plus, she JWU so that can't be her.

I love Gura, she is super cute!
That is all.

>>1565375
Fuck off Kiara

>>1565033
Is it weird that I miss the Ayame whore poster? It's like the town drunkard who yelled obscenites in front of the store every day dying.

>>1565415
Post your feet, Ame.

>>1565322
SHE'S HERE

>>1565375
Owls are the natural predators of chickens.

>>1565364
That's not what is implied by Japs going to Mexico Anonchama

>>1565228
No, the hunger still remains.

>>1565415
She said she just got back to non members kek
I guess its better than "I've been sleeping for 12 hours"

>>1565422
Aho, take of the trip, make more hololive patches.

>>1564952
I would buy kotori

>>1565172
gura... don't overthink the reply...

>>1564952
no aho...my wallet is moving on its own...not again

>>1565388
>It's untrimmed
Nice

look at this whore

>>1565274
seems like you are retarded since you didn't even explain what your issue is

>>1565275
Towa - Good 2 have around (she can ult and silence bomb, you know!)

Do chumbuds really?
https://mobile.twitter.com/chikuwamiel/status/1368542179065430016

>>1565299
Must've be the last minute change she talked about.

>>1565437
>setback
>believing setbacks are real
it's all in your head anon, wake up.

>>1565388
How hairy is it? Does it poke out from behind her pantsu?

>>1565375
Cute

>>1565203
shortly reminded everyone she can toss this thread into disarray with a single tweet
also continued to be a dumb bitch I completely fell for

>>1565375
cringe

>>1565108
https://vocaroo.com/1aAfSJ30bNLl

>>1565422
disregard last reply, did not see the reply chain.
You're a glorious bastard, thank you for doing you.

>>1565419
I want Mori to bring back her teaching streams, even as an EOP, because the terrible slang was hilarious on it's own and it was even funnier when I know the Japs wouldn't understand that it's hilariously outdated.

>>1565415
SHE'S BEEN FUCKING NON-STOP

>>1565376
when she gets a fucking team

>>1565375
Pretty funny and oddly hot

Double Ame tonight.... Hope her internet doesn't shit itself.

Can someone please transcribe Gura's last stream for me

>>1565455
Nice, someone got it.

>>1565423
>everyone already forgot who she is
Uh, yeah, sure. Just like Aloe. And Chowa.

>>1565467
>mobile

Do (You) farmers really?

>>1565448
His posts were shit but I liked him

>>1565329
He's talking about the times she muted her mic I assume, which are definitely jarring if you just want to listen to the sound since the background noise just cuts off.

>>1565282
I never wanted to.

>>1565376
When she learns how to play with others instead of being so selfish.

>>1565441
>>1565415
SHE'S

>>1565172
the leech queen is back at it again trying to make everything about herself

>>1565448
Sora? CEO dick sucking, seiso pretending whore. Will snatch the fame from the other girls at a moments notice. Bi bitch probably finger blasts the fuck out of A-chan distracting her from nuking zhangs.
Robocco? Literal Who? Quiet nerd nudist whore. Only thing going for her.
Miko? Biggest whore of gen 0. Loves BBC, Bunnygirls, and all her little simps.
Suisei? More like 3rd rate, shota loving, wannabe Sora whore. Bet her Yandere personality is for blackmailing little boys from telling anyone else. Beautiful mental time loop she created.
Azki? Solo artist sucking off ghost writer whore.
Haachama? Not really a whore. Accidentally lewd from whatever the fuck is in her blain.
Akai Haato? True seiso. Not a whore. Truly the SOUL of Hololive.
Festival? Loli kidnapping finger blasting whore.
Mel? Youtube intern teasing whore.
Fubuki? Friend, more like fuckbuddy.
Chris? Dumb bitch disappeared and became L*s*rB**t, Boxchad, and many others behind the Schizo schemes. Could have made fat stacks with those glasses and bookjob skills of here.
Subaru? Tomboy turned instagram beach bitch with those thumbnails and preferred outfit. Had my hopes up. Whore.
My Oshi? Complete innocent doll that I’d marry. Ayame is a godsend for Hololive.
Retard onion? Retard onion that licks other girl’s clits to make em join her build-a-shit factory. Her Autismo levels will break down if you don't enjoy her pussy enough.
Choco? Employee of the month in the local strip club lookin whore. ASMR streams made for you to cum too.
Shion? Had sexual relations with a musty steamy dusty womb. In denial too.
Dog? Whore to cat.
Cat? Whore for everyone else.
Mio? Quiet MILF that breaks into heat once a month when you're not looking kind of whore.
Womb? Barren.
Rushia? Filthy wannabe GFE that forces you to make that wall of hers filled with plastic whore.
Flare? Same case with the cat but now shes inclusive.
Pekora? Mama thought she was a whore before then, for good reason too. Bet you her sweet ass was camgirling away with a mask with those fanged smiles.
Noel? Fat tiddie no brain trash singer soulful whore! Also loves dark skinned cock.
Luna? Brain injected by Coco to fall in love with American studded cock.
Twappers? Dumb bitch whore trying to show off her body for more subscribers lookin whore.
Coco? American Dragon porn director whore, always in a constant state of teasing your dick but never wanting it. Literal penis falseflagger.
Watame? Deflection blonde stereotype whore. Clit be fluffier than my carpet.
Kanata? Tenshi fallen down into degeneracy marrying that whore of a dragon. Starving housewife begging to be filled.
Polka? Depressed whore who will hop on any dick that’ll “promise” that it wont leave her (just wait for Gen6 bitch).
Nene? New outfit has a wonderful view for all her fans. SUPERWHORE
Botan? La Lion got those “fuck me” eyes from lion king. Got the RUbros kneeling harder than when they met the polish
Lamy? Shes the classic alchoholic mommy. Give her 5 hours on those drinks and bam. Imagine the mommyzuris.
Aloe? Love. CEO of SEX. Her whore levels were too unchecked to be kept alive. She rapes and blackmails the EN girls as Jenma now.
Moona? Didn’t know rivers were on the moon for how wet she is for her boss. Would leave her husband in an instant, what a whore.
Lofi? Her wife is always cheating on her, might as well go out and whore yourself off. Have your roommate cause trouble too, sure.
Risu? Literal cum tribute begging whore.
Anya? Walking fucking paizuri. Shes a weapon so shes gotta have a handle there somewhere.
Ollie? Each part of her was a woman used to make her. Literal definition of a shag pile.
Reine? She has cock on her animal name. Her body behind that blue suit is begging to be leaded, her Mama would agree as well.
Gura? You fuckers already know how much of a slutty teasing brat whore she is. She’ll make you go UUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH the second your rrats get activated. Too bad J**l already snatched her.
Ame? Denying all ships but still goes in privately for the kill. That whore has a huge leap in stealth body count. The second she says I love you, a million Goslings cum at the exact same time. Myself included.
Ina? Naizuri galor. Shes an introvert pervert that’ll dry your little dick until its going to look like a fucking raisin you little Takodachis. Imagine getting a naizuri while she uses her tentacles to probe your ass.
Kiara? If you’re Japanese or Calli she will whore herself out in an instant. KFP bros know this and are on constant subconcious suicide watch. I pity you all. Myself included.
Mori? Deadbeats jerk it now because those fat sweaty tiddies will become more and more feminine with every stream. You fuckers caused this whore bimbofication and its going great. Goodbye Tomboy vibes, say hello to Homoglobo Bi Stacy.
Through Whoring, UNITY!

>>1565474
>He hasn't seen the nudes.

>Ame with 12 hours of sleep
She'll be unstoppable.

>>1565444

>>1565505
https://streamable.com/7hycgx
THEY

>>1565448
Do you also like making fun of the local kid with the downs?

>>1565375
crinch

>>1565493
I'm on my pc I just use mobile

>>1565484
yea with >>1565526

>>1565437
Fantasy: We Go Again!
Reality: Sit around in a slump for weeks.

>>1565448
that's what sheepposters are for now

>>1565505
SEX

>>1565221
Its the dots I made on her face in paint to upload the same image in the same thread.

>>1565483
JP Holos and JOPs actually showed up to her Eikawa streams, it was funny to see them doing their best in chat.

>>1565448
>Ayame whore poster
>implying that there was only one

>>1565465
It seems rather self explanatory, when I try to remove to change it to a different color there's a border of shit I have to clean up rather than it being fully transparent

>>1565464
All I see is my beautiful wife!

When are we going to ban all sheepposters?
It's literally frogposting. It just does nothing but incite tribalism and the sheer level of smugfaggotry is distasteful.

>>1565521
>>1565526

I'm glad Ame got some actual sleep, she was probably on the edge all the time last week and barely sleeping because of househunting and talking to brokers, who are all assholes no exceptions.

>>1565521
>>1565526
yab

>>1565375
the OG groomer of HoloMyth

>>1565396
waaaaaaaaaaah waaaaaaaaaaah

>>1565538

>>1565521
>>1565526

Someone should tell Gura if she wants to do a proper JOP pandering stream she should put the Japanese translation in the title so they know to tune in, just like Noel and Luna with theirs.

>>1565535

>>1565329
He means when she mutes the audio anon, not the actual silence

>>1565121
How's this?
https://files.catbox.moe/uncbka.mp3

>>1565454
Did you know the "trip to mexico" guy is still around? He goes under a new name and he doesn't draw fanart anymore, just his own OCs. But he's kept at the weird mexico / aztec stuff all this time, it's all about asian women going to latin america and getting magically pregnant from some fertility idol or something. He said he "put that whole thing behind him" on a confession post on pregchan but he's still got some weird identity crisis / fetish going on since he's a "mexican half breed."

>>1565521
>>1565526

>>1565538

Ame's influence
https://youtu.be/JpFHrTOzAy8

>>1565521
>>1565526

>>1565305
the Haatons will go on jihad

>>1565344
Discord Sex to cheer each other up, it's why Ame is "The Heart" and the protagonist.