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How many of you would unironically marry Noel?

>> No.1551620

Do you ever sleep Noel OP?

>> No.1551721

>>1551522
i would yandere mommy milkers and you also get an elf gf it's a win win situation anon

>> No.1551732

>>1551522
I'm an eop noob but I want to know more about her even if it's just on a casual scale. Is she waifu material? I would tolerate the lesbo stuff if she is.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QOB2vAhcKo
>grey names having braindead english conversations in the chat

>> No.1552111

>>1551522
I would if she would evict her roommate.

>> No.1552197

>>1551522
Would if her roommate stopped showing skin on the internet
I'd be fine with her still doing ASMR though

>> No.1552304
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>>1551732
No, she is not wife material.

>be young girl with huge booba
>girls hate you, boys want to use you as a onahole
>bullied, no friends, interacts only with brother
>become a brocon
>develop psychological problems from said bullying
>Develop codependency with brother
>menhera outburst after brother's marriage
>graduates from college but have to leave home due to the outburst
>be weird, friendless and mentally unstable in city
>have constant breakdowns for being a fucking weirdo
>have to boost ego posting booba in the internet
>main source of income comes from sucking plastic half-naked to make wet noises for coomers
>LARP as a anime girl playing videogames after posting booba in the internet
You just know she’s one bad day away from performing a Shinjū with her brother, just look at her eyes, dead and cold.

>> No.1552340

>>1552304
I don't care, anyone with that body as long as she's a virgin is an instant marry for me

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>>1552197
>I’m fine with my wife giving virtual blowjobs while jerking off her mic stand and giving a cum countdown

>> No.1552350

>>1552304
That only means she needs a mature man like me to set her straight.

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>>1552304
The weird part is this is what makes her endearing to me, like her usual onee-san persona is obviously fake and knight roleplay does nothing for me. But those outbursts are what makes me believe the narrative about the lonely girl streaming to cope with her psychological problems. I'm not a big fan of vtubers or streamers in general, but I can feel for her problems in a way despite laughing at her anger.

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time for membas stream

>> No.1555539

cute stream so far

>> No.1556115

>>1552304
Did she really have an outburst when her brother married?

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5 seconds RTA

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>>1551522
Why does this faggot OP talk like any of you would ever have a chance to begin with? It's like asking how many of you would unironically be the richest person in the world. Grow some fucking self-awareness faggots

>> No.1556752

good stream

>> No.1556900

>>1551522
I had a relationship with a literal menhera. Throwing tantrums, self-harm, "feeling suicidal", shit like that. And while yes, she is a perfect tomboy girl, I wouldn't recommend dating a menhera, your soul will get sucked away. You will be tired of her antics but you can't do nothing or else she will cut her hands again.

But I'm sure most of you here are very desperate and beggars can't be choosers. If so, good luck.

>> No.1556982

>>1556717
Anyone could dream as high as they would. Doesn't mean that it would ever become true though, but that doesn't matter.

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>>1556717
>Stop talking about vtubers on my vtuber board

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>> No.1559703

>>1556115
we call this a rrat anon.

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>>1559703

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>>1559717

>> No.1560425

>>1559757
I want to not shower for a month and meet Noel so I can drive her wild with my disgusting stench.

>> No.1560623

>>1560425
Based, but Noel has to be stinky too

>> No.1560663

Did she make her design to look like Sirius from Azur Lane in purpousewhile having a bigger racker irl than both her vtubersona and Sirius?

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>>1560663
Yes

>> No.1560854
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>ywn hug Noel from behind while she cooks for you

>> No.1561097

>>1551522
Sure, Why not?

>> No.1561162

>>1551522
She'd likely be a physically and emotionally abusive wife, so yes.

>> No.1561187

>>1551522
I want to be in a hotel room with Noel but her boobas take up most of the room and threaten to destroy it

>> No.1561193

>>1561162
Emotionally, yes. Physically, no.

>> No.1561212

>>1551522
I don't see a downside, she's beautiful and succesful, plus I'm such a loner that sticking with a menhera out of fear.of being alone is perfect for me

>> No.1561270

>>1561212
No, see, you're not sticking it out despite her menhera. You're sticking it out BECAUSE of it. It's proof of her love, because she wouldn't be crazy for just anyone, anon.

>> No.1561343

>>1561270
Even better.

>> No.1561369

>>1561193
Are you sure? Did you see what she did to that poor keyboard?

>> No.1561399

>>1561369
Please. Love taps are not abuse. Grow up, be a man.

>> No.1561468

>>1552350
pretty much, no one can beat the cock.

>> No.1561595

>>1551522
Man this board is so lonely it'd downright accept Porka or Botan and you're asking about Noel of all girls ?

>> No.1561643

>>1561595
>Botan
>not prime meat

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>>1561595
>Not wanting to marry Botan

>> No.1561820

>>1561595
What's wrong with Botan? She seems like a cool girl.

>> No.1561862

>>1556115
She has a blog post where she complains that another woman took her brother away but that's about it. Don't know about outbursts but Noel flipping out is super cute.

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>>1560854
Fuck Flare...

>> No.1562380
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1562380

Is Noel actually doing well and learning from duolingo, or are these streams just so comfy that you trick yourself into believing she is?

>> No.1562431

>>1562380
>Is Noel actually doing well and learning from duolingo
Yes.
>or are these streams just so comfy that you trick yourself into believing she is?
Could have, but she's doing well, too. Win/win.

>> No.1562564

>>1561885
Yes please

>> No.1562635

>>1561885
In my headcanon, they're in a professional yuri relationship because they both want the same man, and agreed two women would make him happier than one. And it's me.

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>>1562635
That’s a nice headcanon you’ve got there anon. I think I’ll be taking it.

>> No.1563828

>>1562852
It's mine! Get your own headcanon!

>> No.1563938

>>1561862
>She has a blog post where she complains that another woman took her brother away
link?

>> No.1564001

>>1562380
She's doing well. But the fact is you can't really learn much from Duolingo.

>> No.1564065

>>1561820
Old and ugly

>> No.1564188

>>1561820
personnalitychad.... Never change

>> No.1564259

>>1564065
You’ll understand when you’re older why Botan is perfect wife material

>> No.1564336

>>1559703
But the rrat is telling the truth.

>> No.1564680

>>1564259
Because she already had several husbands?

>> No.1564770

>>1552340
>an adult female virgin
>in 2021
Anon...I'm afraid I have bad news...

>> No.1564907

>>1564770
Japs don't have sex, anon.

>> No.1565009

>>1551522
>menhera
>marriage material
haha...

>> No.1567080

With how Noel's serious in learning English and she's been posting on reddit often, you think she's aware of the tourists that always come and sperg at the bottom every time her posts hit /all? Her latest reddit post reminds when her roommate mentioned in a tweet about avoiding messageboards cuz of negativity, though this probably isn't as comparable

>> No.1567299

>>1551522
>she's stress eating two hamburgers again
she's failing the diet boys update the rrat

>> No.1567365

>>1567299
Architect chads just can't stop winning

>> No.1567372

>>1567299
>rrat

>> No.1567593

>>1564770
half of the tiktok generation are unironic virgins, the weird reality of the new degenerate zoomer generation is that nobody is having sex, they're just memeing about doing it. Japan had this happen first with herbivore males but in the West it's a sort of ironic herbivore behavior, especially since women are participating in it too despite the high number of e-girls/twitch thots

>> No.1567606

>>1567080
The fact that she can't understand the comments probably helps a little... hopefully, she tends to focus a lot on negative comments

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>>1562380
Yes

>> No.1567831

>>1562380
She's improving, even if people tend to oversell her progress. But it seems like she's learning more from reading her chat and attempting to interact with it rather than the app

>> No.1568552

>>1567606
All those spergers often end up at the very bottom, so I think she knows she won't gain anything by digging all the way down if she knows how the karma system works.

The worst thing though is that most of those assholes unironically believe in the garbage they're spewing. It says something about being desensitized to the schizopostings here and wanting to throttle a man for spouting ignorant hot takes on reddit.

>> No.1569022

>>1567831
No it doesn't.

>> No.1569422
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>>1568552

Most if not all of the comments on her reddit posts have been positive, with either friendly shitposting/kusonihongo or just words of encouragement.

Stray haters from /r/all get pekofied (pic related).

Either the mods do a really good job cleaning up the trash or I haven't seen any spergers on her reddit posts.

>> No.1569450

>>1568552
What are the comments like? Not going on r*ddit to check sorry

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>>1569450
Her English stream announcement hasn't hit /r/all yet, so it's a better look at just /r/hololive.

This is her previous post (borgar) sorted by controversial at the top (i.e. 'the spergers at the bottom') which is just lost idiots from /r/all and sorted by top at the bottom because fuck you anon just go look.

>> No.1570358

>>1569450
Posts from /all range from either polite confusion and asking what this is to variations of:

>What is this shit
>Lol weebs, lol pedos, lol simps
>You realize this is a dude, right?
>How do I block this sub?
>Why is this on /all?
>Block me please
>"insert a violent or racist insult here"
>Show your face
>They don't care about you
>They aren't real women
>These are children

And some of the takes and reaches those morons post are just infuriating to see. Coco's 1 mil celebration post had some guys laserfocusing on her being a "child dragon" as proof of pedophilia. Or the translation of Kanata and Coco's heart-to-heart after her breakdown had some jackass doubling down on them being guys.

>> No.1570850

>>1569797
she's already calling leddits sexy guys

>> No.1571220

>>1570358
I always wondered why they kept Geisha behind wall compounds all this time. I thought it was to "own," them. Now I know better.

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Eigo!
https://youtu.be/bVvdZCCGVbY

>> No.1572852

>>1572748
Eigo? More like EiGOOD!
I'll see myself out.

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>> No.1573363

Comfy Noel learning stream, get in here bros.

>> No.1573623

>>1573363
Oh, but I AM there, my fellow CHADtrician.

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>>1570850
I blame Marine.

>> No.1573697

>>1573363
Gyudon ready. FR tho why are her streams so comfy? She's not even my oshi and these are my fav way to end the day now.

>> No.1573893

NO MORE CLOWNS

>> No.1573939

polka collab denied i guess

>> No.1573965

>>1573939
kek

>> No.1573979

>>1573893
>>1573633
She just translated 'grandma' as Marine Senchou. Multiple times. Where is everyone.

>> No.1574052

>>1573979
Coco and Ina watching too.

COMFY

>> No.1574104

Same, I only started watching her because she does her learning streams as I go to bed but they're kino.

>> No.1574424

>>1552304
>>1556115
This. She isn't the worst case I've seen but you definitely need to know how to handle her emotional outbursts. Even without understanding Jap, just reading the translate of some of the tweets on her roommate account is YAB.

>> No.1574917

>>1574424
Knight cups don't come free. My body is ready.

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>swimsuits never ever
stop making me feel mad at YT kun

>> No.1575049

>>1575028
This. Infinite sadness.

>> No.1575057

>>1551522
Not gonna lie, I've almost completely ignored her for over a year because I believed some rrat on /jp/ about her being a huge unabashed misandrist.
Then I saw this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2T7Ql4D1UnQ and her EOP pandering streams, and she's super cute.
I feel kinda bad.

>> No.1575098

lefto saido saido saido

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>>1575057
>a huge unabashed misandrist
please tell me this is false. I'm very new to Noel and this would be a huge letdown.

>> No.1575255

>>1575057
>>1575210
Well she doesn't like men, but it's a social anxiety thing rather than being a misandrist. Her social anxiety as it pertains to men is still way less than Aqua or Ayame's social anxiety for people they consider friends.

>> No.1575293

>>1575057
>>1575210
She doesn't hate men, she's just not comfortable around them and prefers female only spaces

>> No.1575334

>>1575210
4chan is more misandrist than she is.

>> No.1575399

>>1575210
By her own word, she's not comfortable around men, but at the same time she doesn't have anything against them

>> No.1575410

>>1575293
I wouldn't like men very much either if I had double Ds while in elementary school.

>> No.1575439

>>1575255
>>1575293
>>1575210
Being constantly teased by guys since elementary about her massive gazongas probably didn't help either.

>> No.1575456

>>1575410
There's a real sad lack of oppai loli Noel fanart

>> No.1575588

>>1575439
And it wasn't the playful kind. Motherfuckers teased her because she wouldn't let them feel her up. This was since elementary school. Anyone who thinks she is straight is fucking retarded. She's bi at minimum

>> No.1575856

>>1575210
She doesn't hate men. She especially liked the heroic, muscular archetype main character like William or BoTW Link. or her brother
But she feels uncomfortable around real-life guys and especially ones that ogling her

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>> No.1575986

>>1575399
And before any retards ask, it's easier for her to do the shit that she does because she's not face to face with men. It's like how most of you can flirt with a woman online but turn into a babbling mess in person. Who am I kidding though, the fact that you are in /vt/ means you haven't interacted with a woman in years[/spoilers]

>> No.1576024

>>1575986
So, it's a win-win? You just made me like Noel even more.

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>>1575856
so she likes the kind gentleman but with a chad frame? That's cool

>> No.1576059

>>1575986
I'll have you know I was talking with my sister just an hour ago.

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>>1575856
>William
She's in luck then

>> No.1576245

Her voice is so sweet.

>> No.1576255

>>1576245
It's nice and gentle, like a warm towel fresh out of the dryer to dry off with.

>> No.1576571

>>1567593
dafuq? proofs?

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>> No.1576872

>>1576026
Kind gentleman is not enough. Brave, heroic, self sacrificing, kind, gentle, loving is more apt.

>> No.1576930

>>1576059
Telling her to fuck off doesn't count as talking to her anon.

>> No.1576968

>>1574052
>Ina

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD I NEED THIS COLLAB TO HAPPEN.

>> No.1577025

>>1576872
A fairy tale prince in short.

>> No.1577182

>>1577025
Makes me want to be a fairy tale prince, tbqh.

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>>1572858
Popchan

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>ywn be noel's classmate
>ywn defend noel from her bullies and getting beat up for it
>ywn be nursed by a beat up noel after failing to protect her

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>>1575255
>>1575293
>>1575399
>>1575856
Late reply, thanks anons. I have a lot to catch up but it's nice that you guys shed some light about her.

>> No.1579502

>>1579151
She's a self-styled kendo gorilla anon. Most of the bully is probably social stuff so as long as you gave her a tough mental and emotional pillar to rely on, she will be fine.
Hell, you could actually fight back against the bully back-to-back with her

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>>1579502
>try to defend noel
>get btfo
>wake up and see noel nursing you after she destroyed all the bullies

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>>1579521
>tfw Noel realizing that you are one of a kind and will slowly be attached to you and even like it that you find it embarrassing that she's stronger than you.

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>>1579521
>>1579571
>not leaning together exhausted back-to-back after beating all the bullies Double Dragon-style
>not supporting her while getting yourselves to the infirmary
>not having a rematch the next day against the gang of bully
>not exchanging a smile, a fist bump and squaring up before lunging into the gang for one crazy party
I'm not talking about being all alpha and shit but if you fantasize then at least fantasize about fighting alongside the girl you love and not letting her doing all the works, cowards

>> No.1579786

>>1552343
wtf time to get a noel membership I guess

>> No.1580637

How's Noel's membership? Is everything there privated? I can see her tab is empty. Been listening to her ASMRs for a while and considering joining.

>> No.1580693

>>1551522
as much as I'd love those tits, I wouldn't get in between her and flare, with or without irony. my lust for epic jubblers does not outweigh my desire to continue breathing.

>> No.1580777

>>1580637
You get to interact with Noel in her natural habitat?

>> No.1580813

>>1580777
With all due respect, she's not an endangered species anon.

>> No.1580847

>>1580637
>everything there privated
really? dayum, so no membership asmr? if so then, are there any collection that I can download?

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>>1580847

>> No.1581098

>>1551522
I would.

>> No.1581111

>>1580813
Isn't she? How many Noels are out there?

>> No.1581126

>>1552304
Big if true, and given Noel's past, this is likely true.

>> No.1581134

>>1581111
How many menheras are out there?

>> No.1581149

>>1556115
Can't stand her sister-in-law and shit talks her behind her back.

>> No.1581217

>>1581149
How do you know about that?

>> No.1581249

>>1581134
Dunno, but how many of them play JRPGs and are actually attractive?

>> No.1581268

>>1581249
Every single one of them.

>> No.1581302

>>1581268
>actually attractive
I take it you don't know many menheras. Most of them are landwhales.

>> No.1581339

>>1581302
I AM menhera and i'm pretty attractive, so I know what i'm talking about.

>> No.1581481

>>1581339
But you will never be a woman

>> No.1581514

>>1581481
Men can also be attractive.

>> No.1581643

>>1581514
Men cannot be attractive. They can only be successful.

>> No.1581674

>>1581643
Successful in genetic lottery.

>> No.1581739

>>1552343
I'm interested. Care to share a link?

>> No.1582121

>>1580980
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=UUMOdyqAaZDKHXg4Ahi7VENThQ

>> No.1584615

>>1580693
based /u/chad

>> No.1584641

>>1551522
booba

>> No.1584664

>>1552304
Hot

>> No.1584708

>>1575588
I would want to feel up elementary Noel oppai...

>> No.1585391

>>1582121
How is her member ASMR compared to her roommate's works?

>> No.1585891

>>1585391
Pretty similar to the public ASMR she has done as Noel

>> No.1586160
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>> No.1586182
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>> No.1586445

>>1585891
Hm, so nothing really special then.

>> No.1587228

>>1552304
God, just imagine her outburst at her brother’s announcing his wedding. What I would pay to see that.

>> No.1587300

>>1552304
Sounds hot as fuck.

>> No.1587416

>>1564001
Whats the best way to learn a new language then? It seems like immersive living is the only way to truly git gud.

>> No.1588105
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>> No.1588196
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>> No.1590401

>>1576571
you can literally look up the stats on modern sex activity, this generation is by far the most reclusive

>> No.1590465

>>1586160
based Buckeye bro, Noel was made in the same genetic lab as the Bosa bros

>> No.1595394
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>> No.1595556

No Eigo stream tomorrow
https://twitter.com/shiroganenoel/status/1371868734256652288

>> No.1595993
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1595993

Marry me and I will commit Armageddon against all the women in your life

>> No.1596046

>>1595556
TAXES HATE

>> No.1596090
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>>1595993
Sounds like a good deal, why would I need any other women in my life if I have Noel

>> No.1596105

>>1595993
does that mean i won't have to deal with a mother-in-law? sign me the fuck up

>> No.1597389

>>1595394
You know, I think this artwork is great except for the hands. What the fuck is up with her left hand?

>> No.1597651

>>1595993
including flare? that's cool.

>> No.1597763

>>1597389
Serious yaoi hands

>> No.1598231

>>1597389
Roommate hands

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>>1590465
im having a very sad day

>> No.1601729

>>1590401
Wtf why was a born a millennial. Hard to find someone that's not used goods and it's not like I can up and move to an Asian country.

>> No.1602530

guessing eigo tonight?

>> No.1602561

>>1581217
She blogs about it

>> No.1602693

>>1602530
I don't think so
https://twitter.com/shiroganenoel/status/1371868734256652288

>> No.1602711
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>>1602693
>taxes

>> No.1604891
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huh

>> No.1604953

>>1604891
God, her brother was such a lucky man to enjoy those while he could.

>> No.1605608
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1605608

>>1604891

>> No.1606031

>>1604891
With how big her tits are, I feel this pic is inaccurate

>> No.1606085

>>1606031
At least it shows the difficulties to see her feet.

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>> No.1606596

>>1605608
I wonder if she ever tried to use her booba on her brother.

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>>1606493
Cute dorks

>> No.1606689

>>1606596
The real rrat is if her brother Pavlov-ed into enjoying pettanko

>> No.1606716

>>1606689
*Pavlov-ed himself.

Sorry, I forgot to take my meds.

>> No.1607092
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>> No.1608791

>>1587416
Doing anki and active immersion.

>> No.1609058

>>1554273
Needs veins on those tits

>> No.1609095
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>>1575856
>muscular archetype
>BoTW Link

>> No.1609139

>>1609095
He's kinda fit, although during her trial of the sword stream she did mention that link was too young for her taste, same for mipha

>> No.1609243

>>1609139
I thought she would enjoy someone younger so she can dominate him.

>> No.1609376

>>1609243
She doesn't seem to see younger characters in that light.
During that stream someone asked her who was her "best girl" for BOTW, question that apparently she took as who would you fug, chose Paya, and then explained that while Mipha (her favourite girl from the game) is like a hundred years old, the game maker come off as if she was a teen, and that she doesn't "like" young characters that way, the same goes for link
She also didn't like lolishit in DQ, and while she plays around with the shota predator joke, she has said before that it's no her type of content

>> No.1609510
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>> No.1609517

>>1551522
noel yes, ugly af roomie, no

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>>1609517
she cute tho

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>>1609555
Are you not seeing her literal pig nose? Absolutely fucking disgusting! Now do more ear cleaning ASMR videos already!

>> No.1609632

>>1609555
Not with that psycho look she ain't. Bitch is ready to stab someone.

>> No.1609647

i wish noel will end my suffering..

>> No.1609699

>>1609555
She needs to take off those contact lens. She looks much better with glasses.

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>>1609629
At least post the culturally appropriate ones you twat

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>>1609647
I want her to fucking body me like she did to Coco

>> No.1609734

>>1609555
Would pay her to smell my breath

>> No.1609748

>>1609555
did she ever do blowjob asmr? the ones i got are all ear licking

>> No.1609758

>>1609725
God, Coco's sphincter muscles...

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>>1609647
Same, I'll take a mace to the head any day of the week

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>>1609632
You don't get the knife if you don't do anything deserving of the knife, it's that easy!
She's a softie, now a days she's way more likely to commit self harm than to harm anyone else

>> No.1610182
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feet

>> No.1610197

>>1609748
Implied blowjob asmr yeah. This is were you don't see her sucking a something but from the noises you can tell that she is (fyi it's her fingers). Just look for the ones that are on her roommate's Fantia (or go subscribe to her Fantia. It's cheap you poorfag). Note that she's never done a whole stream where she is making those sounds but all the ones on her Fantia contain blowjob portions

>> No.1610304

>>1609376
That's a surprised.

>> No.1610318

>>1610197
poor? thanks for the answer but why did you become judgmental? I was gonna check her nico premium thing but I felt like asking this thread first.

>> No.1610346

>>1610318
Jesus just go to /jp/ they talk about openly.

>> No.1610547

>>1551522
>How many of you would unironically marry Noel?
I would marry almost any woman that can be loyal and supportive toward me. Noel could be a fat pig IRL and I would still marry her.

>> No.1611067

>>1609243
Noel is 100% an M even if she doesn't admit it

>> No.1611145

>>1610547
As someone who dated a fat girl, it don't matter how loyal or supportive or she is, or how great her personality is, or how much the two of you click; you gotta be sexually attracted to her. Fat girls wanna get dicked and if you ain't gonna do it as often as they want then it's gonna be hell on earth for you.

>> No.1613159

>>1609868
Her menhera outburst says otherwise.

>> No.1613540

>>1552304
>Shinjū?

>>1587228
Same, probably went so nuclear she can't set a single foot in her family house anymore.

>> No.1615451

>>1613540
>>Shinjū?
Means lover suicide, think of Romeo and Juliet. Except that in this case, Noel will kill her brother then herself.

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>>1615451
Ah, that's hot

>> No.1616025

>>1559703
But it’s true.

>> No.1616312

>>1613540
>Same, probably went so nuclear she can't set a single foot in her family house anymore
I wonder what she said or did.

>> No.1616488

>>1613540
>>1616312
>Same, probably went so nuclear she can't set a single foot in her family house anymore
Fucking chill, she still gets along great with her mother and brother, the one thing that upsets her the most is that she has been so busy ever since she joined hololive that going back home hasn't been possible ever since
Seriously it's such a stupid narrative to push when she was on the verge of a mental breakdown during the typhoon because she was worried as fuck about her mother

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>> No.1618338
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Eigo
https://youtu.be/-RgFjefi8cU

>> No.1626350
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>> No.1626816

>>1610197
>(or go subscribe to her Fantia. It's cheap you poorfag)
but nico sub is also cheap

>> No.1627143
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I love this dork!

>> No.1628128
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>>1627143
I want to protect this smile.

>> No.1629615
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>>1628128
same

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>>1629615

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>>1630142

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>>1630179

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>>1630948

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>>1631091

>> No.1631162

>>1631091
>>1631143
Nice filenames samefag

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>>1631162

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>>1631162

>> No.1631740
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>> No.1632282

>>1616488
Narrative?

>> No.1634380
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>> No.1634680
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Who's ready for comfy eigo o benkyō tonight?

>> No.1635131
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>>1634680
Ready
https://twitter.com/shiroganenoel/status/1372306755586117637
https://youtu.be/-RgFjefi8cU

>> No.1635200

>>1552304
she deserves to be happy

>> No.1638203

>>1553217
>But those outbursts are what makes me believe the narrative about the lonely girl streaming to cope with her psychological problems.
Honestly, this is the only part that can honestly be real.

>> No.1638319
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>> No.1640011

>>1634380
God, what a whore.

>> No.1642544
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>>1635131
>>>1634680 (You)
>Ready
>https://twitter.com/shiroganenoel/status/1372306755586117637
>https://youtu.be/-RgFjefi8cU

Let's learn some fucking English!

>> No.1643526

>>1552304
Everything here is what makes her wife material...

>> No.1645168

>>1642544
This is a lot of pandering bros...

>> No.1645320

>>1645168
?

>> No.1645648
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Noeru's very first gacha https://youtu.be/XskH3CP5zVw

>> No.1646119

>niconico
>fantia
>youtube
My membership grows stronger

>> No.1646967

>>1646119
Yes, keep supporting her self-destructive behavior.

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>>1646119
Lots of members only streams as of late, I really dig it the more laid back zatsudans are some of her best

>> No.1647065
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1647065

Id settle for a hug honestly

>> No.1647126

>>1551522
No. As attractive as she might be, she's also the kind of girl to assume you're cheating and and throw glass bottles at you if you come home 10 minutes late.

>> No.1647133
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1647133

>>1647065
A hug would be heavenly, just imagine the softness...
I want to give Noeru a hug and a pat on the head

>> No.1648160

>>1551522
Big tits and a bit chubby girl? Immediately

>> No.1649250
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>> No.1649824

>>1647126
Anon, you can change her with love. It doesn’t matter how many times she hits you, those were just accidents or she was trying to teach you a lesson.

>> No.1650380

Marry, date or fuck?

>> No.1650381

Super Creek...

>> No.1650713

>>1650380
Date, fuck and marry. In that order.

>> No.1651146

>>1650713
Not worth the marriage.

>> No.1651183
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>>1650713
>fuck before marry
Time to die sinner

>> No.1651218

>>1650380
All of the above, in that order.

>> No.1652710

>>1647133
Noel is such a degenerate.

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>>1652710
Dafuq

>> No.1655112
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1655112

>Noel in Hip-Shaker costume

Noel please don't I'm at work I can't be seen touching my dick

>> No.1656367

>>1579683
Very nice rrat

>> No.1656867

>>1553217
>>1638203
The outbursts are real but so are the moments of joy. The tears of joy at the start of DQ 11 or when Marine and Flare gave her gifts are just as real as her Dark Souls and Mario Kart freak outs.
Her menhera moments are what grab everybodies attention but the geniune moments of joy are what make her so cute.

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>>1655112
Go on. Touch it now.

>> No.1657294

>>1655112
>>1657280
What a whore. No wonder her brother is disappointed in her.

>> No.1659163

>>1657280
Noel please ask Aki for belly dancing lessons.

>> No.1659258
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>>1657280
I'll touch the cow

>> No.1659290

>>1659258
Only her brother can do that.

>> No.1659925
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1659925

Eigo SC reading
https://youtu.be/QqWxZ81nSX0

>> No.1661012

How many litres of milk a day could Noel's breasts make?

>> No.1661868

>>1661012
Size doesn't affect milk production so the same 800-1000ml per day as everyone else.

>> No.1662383

>>1661012
Well, first, someone needs to suckle on her breast for her to produce milk.

>> No.1662527

>>1661012
Women needs to be pregnant first before lactating isn't it? It's probably zero then.

>> No.1662578

>>1662527
What a tragedy it would be if nobody impregnates her to let her become the milking cow she was always meant to be, I volunteer to help out

>> No.1663291

>>1662527
No they don't.

>> No.1664490

>>1552304
That's a big yikes from me.

>> No.1665005

>>1552304
definitely mistress material though

>> No.1665906

>>1665005
I fear for her children.

>> No.1666299

>>1665906
just sneak the pill in her tea or something if you're so worried

>> No.1668838

>>1666299
Abortion is wrong, anon.

>> No.1669601

>>1552304
>not waifu material
>destructive menhera
but her brocon larping and her roomate's slurping asmrs are seducing me. ah help me. i'm very close to getting memberships on all her accounts.

>> No.1670789

>>1669601
Join us anon, its inevitable.

>> No.1671100
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>> No.1671267

>>1671100
Milking Noel once again...

>> No.1671314

>>1551522
Me. Not due to her being my Oshi or some shit like that (my Oshi is Haachama). Nah. I’d marry her because shes a nice person.

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>>1671100

>> No.1671482
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>>1671100

>> No.1671931

>>1668838
The pill prevents abortions by making sure she never gets pregnant in the first place.

>> No.1671992

>>1671100
Someone's gotta do it, the udders get sore if they aren't milked

>> No.1672078

>>1552304
It's fine, just give her a baby and it'll fix everything. At least that's what my grandmother would say.

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>>1671992

>> No.1672316
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>>1552304
I can save her

>> No.1672561

>>1672078
It will make her worse.

>> No.1673062
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1673062

>>1606626
MARINE GET THE FUCK OUT I WANNA ADMIRE THE てえてえ

>> No.1673298

>>1672561
You can't prove that!

>> No.1673309

>>1606626
>marine sliding in like a horny gremlin

>> No.1674269

>>1672316
Don't go down that road bro.

>> No.1675318
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>> No.1675663
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1675663

Cute pair

>> No.1678445

>>1675663
Kanata and Noel are nice too!

>> No.1678509

>>1678445
The whore is trying to corrupt someone pure.

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1678915

>>1675663
doroo's

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