/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>15591631
I am gonna be a nepotism hire that will fuck your oshis.

>>15591631
What the fuck is a bicorn and why should I care?

OP is a faggot.

>>15591631
Man, Nijisanji's full male rockstar treatment of Luxiem really took a heavy blow to unicornfaggots huh?

>>15591631
EN3 will be a male gen. This WILL be the final yab.

>>15591712
Rumao, seething unicorn.

>>15591692
Bicorns only allow sluts to ride them.

>>15591631
you will never be a woman

>>15591689
Gonna start with IrYs and Mori tonight once they're nice and drunk.

Bicorns are kind of cool but I'd rather be called a Nightmare.

>>15591631
>Yagoo knows he runs an otaku company
>Segregates the EN homos with the JP homos creating cross ocean bromance kino
>Laughs at the nijicopers

>>15591631
Unicorns:
>Picky bitch
>Literally a faggot symbol
>Uses rainbows and gay shit
>Magical power is their blood providing key to immortality
>Skinny white boy
Bicorns:
>Ain't picky
>Cool symbol for corruption
>Invades people's minds and gives them nightmares
>Has two horns to impale two bitches at once
>Melatonin-enriched brother from another mother

Hololive? More like WHOREOLIVE.
Nijisanji? More like Niggersanji!
Vshojo? More like Vslutjo!
Tsunderia? More like whoderia?

>>15591965
>mare
I'm sorry, but you will never be a woman, horse or otherwise.

>>15592670
Kek

>>15592600
Kek, good one anon

>>15592600
>Niggersanji
Rude, the correct term is person of Anycolour.

The 5ch opposite of unicorns is horses.
Unicorns
>Don't play Apex! Don't associate with men! Always be streaming so I can be reassured!
Horses
>Do what you want! Associate with anyone! As long as my oshi is happy, that's the most important.

The last joke is whenever a supposed unicorn gets presented info such as the latest rrat and evidence about how their oshi was actually slut in their past life or has a boyfriend or is doing a male collab, a lot of the supposed unicorns magically lose their horns and become a horse for their oshi.
Which is what the botttom anon 170 is joking about with the unicorn... horse. The unicorn loses its horn.

>>15592897
this is why they all played that horse pussy game

>>15591965
Me too, Nightmare sounds like a cool name to have

>>15591631
As long as they're their own thing like Holostars and keep interaction low, it shouldn't be a problem. Knowing how the West operates that's not how it's going to be though, I'm sure.

>>15591631
>Bicorn
anon just call yourself a normal horse....Bicorn makes it sound like if you get an actual gf you will allow her to be a total slut and even cheat on you

Everytime this place brings up the horse lingo like "unicorn" & "holobronies" it makes me do a double take on here just to make sure I'm not on a /mlp/ board

>>15593938
This is a containment board for holobronies which is exactly same reason why /mlp/ was made too lmao. Why do you think everyone else calls them bronies?

>>15593522
I fucking love used goods

>>15594925
YAMEROOOOO

>>15594925
FUCK YOU ANON, FUCK YOUm

>>15594925
MOTHERFUCKER.

>>15594925
Burn in hell you bastard son of a bitch

>>15594925
???

>>15594925
i forgot did she die

>>15594925
Ebin image.

>>15594925
Kill yourself

Why is everyone so angry all of a sudden?

>>15594925
Kek, based used goods lover fuck you for making me remember

>>15594925
Oh shit, I remember reading this ages ago. Didn't she die?

>>15594925
Good old /a/ ;_;

>>15594925
>Why no, I do not understand that reference

>>15591965
>That pic
>Nightmare
I caught you you little pony faggot go back!!

I don't care about making unicorns seethe. I'm after Izuru's bussy.

>>15594925
Who's this? And why is everyone seething about her?

>>15595463
A used goods.

>>15591689
I wish you luck. I don't wanna fuck my oshi I just wanna see her be entretaining on stream, and by GOD does she need to get some dick. She genuinely makes me wonder if it's actually hard to get dick as a Vtuber, either that or she's kind of a cunt regardless of whether she's getting any.

>collabs with males
>congratulates males
>still the king of idols
This is true power

>>15591631
HolostarsEN will never happen. And even if it does, they will never collab with Hololive. And even if they do, they will never touch my baby Kiwawa. Sorry Nijicucks, I love ya and respect ya, but you can’t touch my feelings with your nonsense.

>>15594925
You bitch, I thought I wasn't going to cry tonight

>>15595547
Who's your oshi, cuck-kun?

>>15595390
Neck yourself bronie your show doesn't have a single original idea it's all borrowed.

>>15595390
JANNIES

>>15595633
>He says on a vtuber board
Holy kekerino

>>15594925
Go fuck yourself

>>15595630
Kiara, purityfag.
At the rate she's going I'm gonna have to watch her marry her cats on stream. If anon is competent enough to get hired and then get in her pants he has my blessing, if only because he's at least human.

>>15595744
The difference, retard is that I don't go to other boards to say
>kek you stole this from my cancerous hobby
Also my cancerous hobby is less of a war crime than yours 90% of the time, so suck my non-furry cock.

>>15595463
https://m.mangabat.com/read-ti371749-chap-0

My Gura will never collab with a male

>>15594925
Fixed it for you

>>15592897
Holy shit I love the Japanese.

>>15595633
>>15595654
Wait wait! I'M ON YOUR SIDE I WATCHED WHEN I WAS A KID THAT'S WHY I KNOW HER!! HOLD YOUR FIRE!!

>>15596542
no one cares about gura

>>15596379
What does that mean?

>>15596542
Gura has had to suck Omega's cock multiple times to get away with shit.

>>15591631
I hope all of them are nepotism hires so Nijiniggers can stop pretending to care about Hololive

>>15591631
You are on the losing side. hololive love unicorns more than they love their beggars and male coworkers.

>>15591631
I hope all of them are nepotism hires so Nijifags and /wvt/ trannies that shill their 2views can stop pretending to care about Hololive

>>15595849
Okay, i gotchu, i'll save her with my cock

Is "unicorn" just another word for predatory gays to marginalize normal people?

>>15598387
If I may paraphrase the normies...
Jesse what the fuck are you talking about.

>>15598387
You know what? Sure.

>>15594925
FUCK OFF. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>15592897
>The last joke is whenever a supposed unicorn gets presented info such as the latest rrat and evidence about how their oshi was actually slut in their past life or has a boyfriend or is doing a male collab, a lot of the supposed unicorns magically lose their horns and become a horse for their oshi.
So they become cuckolds, then? It's funny as hell that despite swearing up and down that it doesn't, even JOPs seem to acknowledge that letting women collab with men normalizes cuckoldry

>>15596379
Meh I feet nothing

Bros… I just want to me an idol, like legit. Dance and song on stage, have female fans, not interact with females. What can I do bros, I can’t join right now due to work and uni consuming all my time but was planning to in about 2 years but if the first gen of HomoEN fucks it up or go with the “let us collab with who we want” message it will all be for nothing… .

>>15592897
We should teach them the word cope

>>15595572
Yes, I respect Sora, she keeps it professional which I don’t see a problem with.

>>15595547
>I don't wanna fuck my oshi
Unironically, you must be gay

>>15606689
Anon, even hololive EN/ID can't even do that

>>15595849
>>15595547
There's a lot of reasons why she stays single now, do your roommate reps

>>15606263
anon that's literal schizo logic

>>15591631
>he thinks they will hire a bunch of dudes
lmaoing at retards who actually believe this when Holostars are so useless

>>15607523
No it isn't? Schizophrenia is a lot more fucked up than you think. Saying "men who still believe they're worth being loved get beaten into becoming doormats who no longer think they deserve the loyalty of a woman" isn't schizo logic at all, it's pretty stock stanard cause and effect

>>15607777
based and checked

>>15606689
>unicorn pandering male vtuber idols

>>15606689
This man is a slave to the rhythm. Let his spirit free.

>>15607815
"a metaphor about unicorns and horses proves that men talking to women is cuckoldry" is the schizo logic, pencildick

>A popular illustrator will create your very own character!
>Council given as an example
I liked hololive better when they hired amateur/more obscure artists to design characters based on simple concepts like "vampire who hates blood" and "member of the cheerleading squad".

>>15591631
If you truly loved your oshi you would realize that you are not meant for her and she is better off being bred by a superior male. Take the cuck pill, Anon.

>>15607071
Nuh uh

>>15591712
Yup

>>15598387
it's a synonym of cis

>>15609261
>antiunicorn shitposting segways into cuckposting without a hitch
yeah

>>15609041
The metaphor is literally about a man losing his convictions and accepting inferior conditions after being mindfucked by reality. Did we read the same post?

>>15594925
FUUUUUCK

>>15591631
Don't care as long as they shit on nijikeks