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bought a watame shirt
realistically how much free watermelon and snuggles from girls can i expect?
don't want my mommy to get a heartattack, need to prepare her

>> No.1553901

>>1553881
animu merch is a great way to protect your virginity

>> No.1553920

>>1553901
but quirky girls in college love anime?

>> No.1553926
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1553926

>>1553881
Nicely done, friend. Prepare to die early as you will drown in the pussy.

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>>1553926
i dont want pussy i want hugs

>> No.1553973

>>1553954
You don't need Watame merch for that, just to be in shape and smell nice.

>> No.1553980

>>1553881
Anon im do you a favor im give you some advice. Dont ever wear that outside, ever.

>> No.1553999

For what it's worth, and I could be entirely wrong here, Watame at least gives me vibes that girls might not immediately be disgusted by it
Depends though I suppose, but definitely feel more cringy examples exist

>> No.1554008

>>1553980
I have a friend who unironically slays with cute shit. Not slays as in sex but as in women like him. Maybe it helps that he's on a college campus in a college town.

>> No.1554062

>>1553881
Not gonna lie, that is a sweet t-shirt to use to go to the gym

Do your /fit/ reps with that one. You'll be the biggest chad on your gym. No meme.

>> No.1554099

>>1553980
i wore a kilt with a suit separate top once, without much of a good reason to, and i got that thaaaaang
women respect that 'i don't give a fuck what you think' energy when it's in a positive direction -- deciding to wear an autistic anime shirt or not bathe or wear an ahegao hoodie is definitely not in the positive direction though

>> No.1554113

>>1553881
for maximum effect, wear one of those bad boys to a funeral.
it's a proven fact that people who are stricken with grief are seek comfort you'd be guaranteed to get tons of hugs

>> No.1554132

>>1553901
my experience in anime club shows otherwise

>> No.1554177
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1554177

when does an anime/japanese item transition from cute/topical to cringe/tacky? is it when it's not moe? when it's all over print? what's your opinion?
i think personally if the art is good enough it stays fine, like this evangelion shirt.

>> No.1554194
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>>1554177
but this shirt is kinda like screaming:
>look at me! i like anime! sugoiiiiiiiii!!!!!1

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>>1554194
and this just feels tacky as well as soulless

>> No.1554338

>>1553881
nice bro. i have a katawa shoujo shirt that i had custom printed that i wear sometimes but usually only when it's cool outside which isnt often.

>> No.1554415

>>1553881
is it made out of real watawool

>> No.1554937

>>1554415
https://booth.pm/en/items/1887714
>メーカー:Printstar
>素材:綿100%
>Manufacturer: Printstar
>Material: 100% cotton
22.90 United States Dollar

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>>1554937
>$22.90
Hey not bad
>shipping & customs: $40
yep

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>>1554062
i have a home gym

>> No.1555007
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>>1554957
i never even checked the shipping costs

>> No.1555068

>>1554216
I knew a guy who wore shirts like that. He ended up fucking the girl i liked after he told me was my friend and wouldn't do something like that. Thanks George, very cool.

>> No.1555122

>>1555068
honestly if beta chads exist this is it. all incels, take note: if you're going to be a loser do it proudly and you'll fuck skanks at least

>> No.1555197

>>1554988
how does it feel to be the biggest chad in your gym?

>> No.1555432
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>>1555197
it's hard sacrificing mirin to be there for momma.

>> No.1557609

Cute + self confident + likes cute nice people like watame? What a lucky girl will find you!

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>>1553881
The only Vtuber merch that's actually fashionable is GYARI's stuff for VOMS

>> No.1558041

>>1553881
>if you're in little tokyo you will get free hugs and overly friendly gestures

Anywhere else? No

>> No.1558092

>>1554132
We aren't talking about butthole virginity

>> No.1558104

>>1557754
RIP MONOE

>> No.1560337

>>1555007
Based

>> No.1560602

how many female watame fans is there?
she's probably the most girlfriend/girly friendly v-tuber in hololive, given how she plays more a motherly/soft role rather than GFE or sexy.

>> No.1565980

based

>> No.1566191

>>1554177
in the end it all depends on how hot you are

>> No.1566237

>>1566191
theres some things which will condemn even a hot guy

>> No.1566454
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>>1557609
This. Just remember to take care of your health and hygiene and you'll be fine.

>> No.1566486

>>1566237
not if you're really hot

>> No.1566531

>>1566486
no, imagine a diaper and autistic screeching or bitch slapping your mother

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