/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>15528262
literally who?

I love fucking this bear!

>>15526742
As I said in the original post
>Beatani Stencil
Listed near the end of the magazine in the table of contents, nothing to say
>Beatani Poster
I don't know if this one is in the table of contents.
In summary, the stencil page is listed at the wrong spot, and the 155m posters for order at the end wasn't listed in the ToC.

When I wrote the original post, I wasn't writing them with the intention of them getting fixed, in all honesty, just a (you) from the editors naked dogezaing for missing simple typos (Which yes, I didn't point out because of the 5000 char limit, but was mentioned), not following up on why a 4koma doesn't have a title for only one of its comics, the just mentioned ToC thing and from the creators validating my autism. Is there a way for you to obtain the ToC assets and upload them? Can recreate them if not possible, not too big a deal.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqZXH4zt9UM

>>15528625
>Beatani Stencil
>Beatani Poster
I see what happened here. We split up anon's submissions and that's what caused it. Both of those submissions are from the same anon, Crafting Anon. So it's not that someone didn't get credited, just that the page should have been labeled differently. It's worth mentioning, Crafting Anon is already in that ToC twice because of us splitting up his article. If you add him again, now you're adding him three times. It's not wrong, I'm just pointing it out. His articles were not continuous and seemed nice to be interspersed, but that's where we fucked up on the ToC.
I will ask editor dad if he can share something he used for Table of Contents if you want to do something for yourself personally or to share here, but I'm not going back and issuing corrections other than the blatant miss of inconsistencies on that page being literally cut off. Which we already fixed.
>4Koma
He replied to you and said that he hid one of the layers.
>Getting (Yous)
I organized the magazine. Just like I don't respond to every "Organizer based" I don't respond to every "Organizer criticism"
If there is something I need to address, I will address it. But I had nothing to say to you. If I would have seen the comment about the inconsistency, I would have replied that we needed to get it fixed. But, otherwise, we aren't doing post release edits.

>>15528965
>>15520321 Has your opinion changed today kek

>Magazine
In case you missed from the last thread we corrected a page that got cut off on the digital PDF , if you want a new copy you can get it now from the goodle drive >>15525579

>>15529585
>>4Koma
>He replied to you and said that he hid one of the layers.
The point moreso was that it wasn't caught by you guys, and if you weren't interested in doing that kind of stuff when putting it together, then I'd like to offer another set of eyes if another magazine is done. Like I said, I wasn't looking for revisions by you guys, I'd rather just do it myself, but I wanted it brought up. And to be clear, it wasn't organizer criticism, it was editor criticism.

Babytani is CUTE! Taking Babytani to the park! Playing video games with Babytani! Reading Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep to Babytani!

Does bea really need to check every timezone manually, just use a website

>>15530229
As far as Editor criticism it is fair but it also falls on me. Fact of the matter is that the two editors who worked on it simply weren't given enough time. Now I can point fingers or give excuses but there is no in the end result. I made a decision for the editors to focus on certain things so that we could hit a Christmas delivery to Beatani.
If you were the one anon who reached out to me after the original editor went MIA, but after I had two other dads offer to help with editing in his place, I'm sorry. I thought we were good, and yes we were good to release and deliver, but maybe you could have helped bring something else to the table as well.
Were we successful in that? Yes. Was the magazine perfect? No. Was the magazine awesome? I think so. Could it be improved? Yes. Did the editors read your feedback? Yes. If we were doing it again, are there things we would have done differently from the start? 100%.
Hope this addresses your concerns and feelings

>ToC
Give me a bit we will get something uploaded

>>15528965
>awawawawawastrawberru
What did she mean by this?

>>15528965
megacringe

>>15531437
it's cute though

https://youtu.be/wfwaDX2qBKY

>>15530229
>Magazine
There is a Table of Contents folder added to the Google Drive under Original Assets

pretending I like dads is killing me inside, please tell me that I am not the only one.

>>15532091
Just don't pretend.

Bea will take a shit on the 24 hour stream. But where?

https://www.reddit.com/r/VirtualYoutubers/comments/rsbdxk/ohadayo_im_a_japanese_indie_vtuber_who_streams_in/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3

don't forget to upvote your cute reddit daughter

>>15529781
My spine is cringing out of my back

>>15532091
I'm not pretending i like anyone. I feel good with myself but yeah you will probably be excluded from any kind of clique or the "inner circle"

>>15532091
Why pretend? Just don't talk to dads if they bother you. Most are creepy as hell anyway, so you won't be missing much.

>>15532215
Her panties

>>15532362
how can you feel that way about your 4chan daughter

I love this Chinese bear!

>>15532452
She's a 25 year old college graduate with no apparent brain injuries so please don't talk like a toddler onegai

>>15532533
>no brain injuries
that's where you're wrong

>>15531285
Good enough, as long as there is a receipt that they were read. It's one thing to not having anything to say back, but it's another to not acknowledge it at all. It's completely different to replying to a "thanks" or a "based" because it regards issues that could present themselves in future projects, so it eases my mind knowing that now, but still annoyed that your editors let you know they read the feedback, but didn't bother replying here. I don't really care how petty I get.

>>15532091
Who is you

>>15532674
Dad_h8r420XD

>>15532215
Why are you so obsessed with her taking a shit?

bea will take laxatives and squeeze out a big pile of shit just before starting the stream. sorry, dads, won't soil herself on stream

>>15532798
it's his fetish, kind of like the dads who like to think about getting cucked by AR or sex

>>15532091
I like them in general but I'm sure there's more than a few like that.
>>15532372
That's the right approach. Doing your own thing is best

>>15532091
Me too. I pretend to only like them when it's killing me to not confess my love. That ends now. Dads, I love you. Except for you, you're a prick. You're still ok as long as you like Bea though.

I don’t like dads. You people are weird and mentally ill, even if you are doing this stuff as a joke. I’m not a dad. I don’t watch Bea. She’s poorly behaved. I wouldn’t accept her behavior from a woman in real life and I won’t accept it from an e-girl. I watch you like you are animals at the zoo.

>>15533155
I-I... I love y-you too dad...

>>15533530
Hi dad

>>15533530
Dunno bro seems like any other vtuber fandom buncha weirdos normies and schizos coming together in one place the only slight difference is the creativity and dedication is extremely high maybe that seems unusual

>>15533606
*Fidgets and looks at feet*
Would you be my New Year's kiss daddochama? Only if you're not busy or anything...

I dreamt I had a terminal illness and Bea was taking care of me.

>>15533530
I admit it I am totally menhera for this cute and funny polar bear and her audience. If they ever try to leave me I'll kill them and myself (in Minecraft).

>>15533900
It's okay dad
Only one of those came true

sex

From: Risuna
To: Beatani
Beatani, please slap your cock on the desk next stream.
Love you.

>>15534243
She could use that dildo to simulate whipping her cock out on the table. It would make a pleasant thud I think.

>>15533840

>>15532659
>but still annoyed that your editors let you know they read the feedback, but didn't bother replying here
Well, we talked with the organizer about it, and it was just easier and simpler if he was the one answering this kind of stuff
The organizer already explained the circumstances that made us speed up the editing process, so there's nothing much else to say about it
If there's a next magazine we will be working with him from the beginning to prevent this kind of stuff (if he still wants to be the organizer and doesn't mind having us as editors again)

There's still time to prevent a tragedy
https://www.amazon.co.jp/Smooth-Absorbs-Absorption-Breathable-Capacity/dp/B00VG0I078/ref=mp_s_a_1_3?crid=3IJECPAP2342I&keywords=%E5%A5%B3%E6%80%A7%E3%81%8A%E3%82%80%E3%81%A4&qid=1640899970&sprefix=women%2Bdia%2Caps%2C228&sr=8-3&th=1&psc=1

BEA STOP DRINKING IT WILL CAUSE A LAXATIVE EFFECT ALSO DON'T FUCK YOURSELF WITH THE DILDO

she is going to use the dildo

Bea, its fine to admit you have hemorrhoids.

It's Chekov's dildo. If it shows up in the first act it will go up her ass in the third act.

>>15534829
with her shitty diet and that she spends all day seated, I'd be surprised if she didn't have

if you don't stop mentioning the fucking dildo she will eventually do it for real
the small one should fit without issues

Ironic shitposting is still shitposting

Spending all day with Bea! It's like she's my girlfriend or something!

>>15534966
The offhand advice at the end legitimately made me laugh out loud

>>15534966
I think dads want her to use it (the big one)

>>15535122
I want her to use it on the dad that sent it

>>15534966
But that's what some dads want, they want to fap thinking about bea actually using the gifted dildos.
But she will never use them. because everytime she uses one she would probably thinking about us dads and how the one that bought them for her was right

>>15534969
It's the opposite of shitposting. I'm trying to stop her from shitting herself because I know she's so lazy it might be a month or two before she gets around to cleaning her chair.

>>15535166
She is a very practical person, if she uses the dildo she will only think about the object and not the people that gave it to her

HOW THE FUCK DO I COLOR EYES, FUCK

Looking forward to the 24 hour stream

Looking forward to smelling Bea's unwashed panties

DON'T DO IT BEA DON'T USE IT YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT
DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT, DON'T THINK ABOUT YOU-KNOW-WHAT

>>15535231
Next time get dads names engraved on the dildo so she doesn't forget us.

Looking forward to eating my dick cheese

>>15535231
It's no longer "the dildo" it's "her dildo". Skirting around her ownership and possession of a 43 cm dildo doesn't help anyone. Beatani owns a massive rubber dong and it's time to stop pretending she doesn't.

I want to pickle my bratwurst in her sauerkraut

If you think about it the dildo is the only useful present that she got

>>15535346
Objection. She doesn't own the dildo. She's merely taking care of it until she finds a way to dispose of it.

>>15535419
Nail it to the wall and hand coats from it? It might make an ok hat stand too.

>>15535346
MAKE IT KNOWN.
BEATANI OWNS A THICH 43 CM DILDO.

Realistically speaking, what are the chances that Bea eventually tries the dildo if we don't ever stop talking about it?

Do you think the vtuber beatani is proud of us? If she really was she would show the magazine WE made to her friends/coworkers. But she won't not because she doesn't want to let anybody know about her vtubing activities BUT because she finds dads EMBARRASSING & CRINGE. Let that sink in.

>>15535346
stop talking about the huge dildo at all, it was a joke gift and bea cant use it even if she want to because shes japanese and it was designed for western women twice the size
talk about the other 2 real non joke dildos she got instead
you and bea herself purposefully distract the discussion from them and pretend they dont exist and Im tired of playing along

>>15535440
Objection overruled. The package had her address on it, she acknowledged it as a gift. I will not allow the "That's not my dildo, how did that get there?!" defense in my courtroom.

>>15535595
small and medium size dildo anon is right, she should try the small and medium size dildos too

>>15535585
About 25%, maybe 50% when she's drunk. so I'm actually hoping she gets horny and drunk enough after the 24h stream to actually try and use the small one.

>>15535585
We're going to find out!

>>15535585
5%

I love this fucking bear

Beatani should play GENSHIN IMPACT

>>15535595
True, the comically, absurdly large dildo that the vtuber Beatani personally owns is a distraction from the more modestly sized dildos that she also personally owns and posseses.

>>15535440
If she wanted to get rid of it so badly, should could have sent it back to Amazon yesterday.

>>15535585
100% She's going to try it out eventually for sure. You can't beat the cock

>>15535586
Like a real daughter

>>15535595
unironically this, the huge one is a distraction to hide and turn the fact that the dude gifted her 2 real dildos into a joke, remember 1 of them literally is shota sized which is her literal fetish

>>15535829
I wonder what their dildo returns department is like? Do they offer refurbished models? I wanted to go to school to be an onahole repair technician but my grades weren't good enough.

>>15535586
But... but... we made it with love...

>>15535895
The dude bringing it up is probably the same person who shipped them who is trying to turn it into a joke so the dads wont go on a menhera meltdown and force bea to post a video of her disposing them.
It's all a part of his master plan.

>>15535976
Not much love did you see that TOC and fucked up margin?

UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH BEA'S CUNNY BEING DESTROYED BY THE HORSE DILDO UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH MY DIIIICK
BEA JUMPING ON THE GROUND TO LET ONE OF HER DILDO GO IN AND GO OUT UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH MY DIIIIIIIICKKK

>>15534635
I meant replying to the original posts and not this discussion today, that's the annoyance. The 2 editors read it, they also missed the issues until they were brought up again today. My rambling wasn't clear enough evidently, and there wasn't any interest in asking for details to clear it up.

>>15535895
>Shota sized
Am i....a tall shota perhaps?...
Please dads, not like this...

Chihiro comes over to cook something, gets drunk and tries them out. Making onigiri is pretty dull video content but making onigiri with 43 cm of high performance polymer knocking at your back door will get clicks.

I don't give a fuck about the smaller ones that's rookie shit. Bea, you better do your stretching reps. I don't want you giving up before you take at least 36cms, get to work.

>>15536052
That just let's you know it's an amateur job, it came out pretty good to be fair but yeah. It's soulful

She's rubbing on the dildo as we speak.

>>15536076
Froggystyle ribbit ribbit

>>15536187
She's rubbing on HER dildo.

Is this thread horny?

>>15536311

>>15536311
I have already fapped more times than I can count today to several doujinshi, a lenghty round on the boorus and 2 seperate porn VNs so my peepee kinda hurts and Im not that horny anymore.

>>15521664
Was this an archive of her tweets on her old account? Please reupload, I need them...

>>15536395
What doujins?

You are NOT thinking of your daughter pulling her panties to the side and sliding a dildo into her soaking wet cunny. It would be absolutely DISGUSTING if you were imagining her shuddering from the wave of pleasure and pain as its length and girth completely fills her in a way she didn't know she was empty.

>>15536639
You're right, I'm not

>>15536693
Good dad

>>15536639
That's right. She's putting it into her anus.

>>15536639
>as its length and girth completely fills her in a way she didn't know she was empty.
It's like poetry

>>15536396
https://litter.catbox.moe/bv5a29.json

>>15536639
I don't think she would do that so I won't think about it. She did describe her pussy in detail one time while erping . She said it's a hairy and puffy innie but I don't believe her.

>>15536991
kimoi...

>>15537011
What's Risuna's like?

>>15536991

Requesting the "don't read the wiki, written by insane person" screenshot.

>>15537355

>>15536639
I'm not. I'm thinking about putting it in my own butthole instead, while Bea watches from the side and cries wishing it was her.

>>15537392
You're chasing each other around the room trying to get it in before the other one while this is playing.
https://youtu.be/ZnHmskwqCCQ

>>15537296
If I knew that I wouldn't be erping with a stinky bear

Are you completely sure the dildo incident wasn’t a falseflag by Bea herself to turn dads against each other? Are we supposed to believe the one Amazon box she lost in her room just happened to be the one containing a giant dildo? And that this dildo just happened to be sent by one dad falseflagging as another?

>>15537493
Or optionally - Scooby Doo music with many doors in an old haunted mansion.

>>15537689

>>15537679
Yeah you don't just forget about a huge dildo like that. Its presence commands your attention, she's even losing to the cock in her sleep. I think her eyes were a little bigger than her asshole when she drunkenly ordered it. We've all been there so I understand.

>>15537355

>>15538148
Wait a minute...

>>15538148
This is the real one, thanks.

BEA IF YOU USED YOUR DILDO POST SOMETHING IN JAPANESE ON TWITTER

>>15538148
Why is Bea using weird spacing in her message? That's funny. Dumb bear.

>>15538322
You know how those Japanese keyboards can be.

>>15538322
Susan messed up her message! Sad!

BEA IF YOU USED YOUR DILDO POST SOMETHING IN ENGLISH ON TWITTER

>>15538311
>>15538508
>Bea never posts on twitter again

Do you think she will try it before the end of the year?

BEA IF YOU DIDNT USE YOUR DILDOS POST A VIDEO OF YOU THROWING THEM IN THE GARBAGE ON TWITTER

BEA IF YOU USED YOUR DILDO POST SOMETHING ON DISCORD

>>15538799
She will slam her hole down on it as the clock strikes midnight. The resulting scream will wake the dead and audiophiles will use it as a case study in the effectiveness of limiters and compressors.

Bea if you end up using it and then decide you don't want it, I'll generously dispose of it for you.

Bea you don't have to use the big dildo
It's just a joke
Use the small one you don't need lube for it

Bea strikes me as a prude who doesn't want anything to penetrate her, even a dildo.

>>15538835
It's actually very suspicious that she hasn't said anything about throwing them away

She should stick her dildo to her table and stick her Shaymin plush on it. It would be an excellent conversation piece.

the dildo is too mendokusai to use, she will get tired pretty fast
you should have bought her a vibrator instead

>>15539264
Prudes love molesting shotas and blending small animals after using them as onaholes.

>>15539386
A Sybian would have been ideal

>>15539389
Yes, in their mind. Going physical is a massive mental barrier.

menhera tier list

>>15539269
When Bea said she was going to put it in the can she wasn't talking about a garbage can.

>>15539475
Thankfully avoided again

>>15539475
Surrounded by all my favorite Risunas I love this list but Tea should be further down she's not menhera at all

Maybe Bea doesn't give Tea so much attention because Bea likes fruits and Tea's basically a vegetable.

>>15539475
Wrong but believe what you want

>>15539475
>replyguys
>not menhera

>>15539475
actually i havent been taking them lately

http://poal.me/mseiex

>>15541350
Drug dads what drugs are you using? Just alcohol and weed?

>>15541589
Yah

its over...

You must be crazy if you voluntarily digest substances that have been created by the government to stop you from seeing through their lies.

>>15541714
Kiwi bros...

>>15541714
I'll celebrate with you NZ bros forget about this defective bear

>>15541714
This is a slap in Pippa's face given her kiwi heritage

>>15541880
>You must be crazy
Generally that's why you get prescribed meds

>>15541589
Just alcohol when I'm coping

https://litter.catbox.moe/ot7238.png

>>15541589

>>15542388
L-lewd?

>>15539907
>>15542120

>>15542388
nice

>>15541714
New Zealand land

>>15542751
MY OSHI HAS A PERFORATED COLON LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOO

>>15542751
Are you a time traveler? That will be posted after her 24 hour new years anal endurance stream

>>15537011
I just masturbated while thinking about this
>She said it's a hairy and puffy innie
Hairy and puffy japanese pussy...UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHUOUOUOUOUOHOHUUOUOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH!!!!!!!!

>>15543041
Imagine caressing & smelling her pubic hair. Just imagine.

>>15543319
Scritch scritch

Chihiro's pussy? Why, it's a grey-lipped sarlacc pit, of course. At least she's paipan.

>>15543343

>>15543422
https://litter.catbox.moe/zk9wur.gif
It's not all bad

I want to see Beatani react to these threads.

>>15544089
Imagine 20 minutes of this face

>>15541589
Yeah but I did shroom chocolates for the first time in over ten years yesterday so that was fun

>>15544089
I want to see Beatani react to pyon

>I can't resist
>beer
>mochi
you are here
>dildos
>big dildos
>big cocks

>>15544188
Excellent

Why is Tea so sad dads

>>15544400
She ate all her favorite flavors of crayons and only the bad ones are left

>>15544362
>>15544188

>>15544400
Nobody liked her talent show performance. Drooling to the floor and slurping it back up isn't a talent.

>>15535586
But she asked for two copies so if she didn't want to show anyone the magazine then who is the second copy for?
I'm just kidding its for Teabani of course

>>15544556
Bea knew she would drool on it. Tea also has bad allergies and forgets to cover her mouth when she sneezes.

>37 reddit points
ngmi

>>15544556
>But she asked for two copies so if she didn't want to show anyone the magazine then who is the second copy for?
Her parents

>>15544707
Can they even read english? Though I guess they could still appreciate the art

>>15544707
The ones who can't speak English?

>>15544658
I even gave her my free award....dads, it may be time to unleash all of your bots

>>15544658
Everyone's doing new year's celebration streams, so it's hard to get noticed. She should postpone the stream by a few days, so that she doesn't have to compete with all the other chuubas.

>>15544782
Might be good practice for ****'s debut

>>15544781
Do you need to know english to open a book or look a tpictures? No. And even then they could just take the opportunity to learn english

>>15544707
I think Bea tried really hard to keep her vtubing a secret from her mom but I'm not sure if that's still the case.

>>15544707
how would she explain to her parents what that is? she will tell them that her virtual dads love her very much?

>>15544871
"Remember that guy I told you I fucked in Hokkaido? Actually he's a fan of my virtual polar bear persona."

>>15544658
I've been saying since day one that constant reddit shilling is bad not out of any sense of tribalism but just because it's the definition of diminishing returns

>>15544949
There have been a lot of events recently but shilling normal streams on there probably hurts more than it helps.

>>15544949
Also everyone active on that sub already knows about bea, she has a shitty reputation. "4chan vtuber" is a turn off for a lot of faggots

https://www.reddit.com/r/VirtualYoutubers/comments/rpgcsw/oh_these_ecchi_warning_nip_nap_slip_slap_incoming/
Maybe I have a new oshi

>>15545323
Trash

>>15544839
They'll finally be able to understand all the stuff she mumbles in her sleep

>>15545323
>3500 upvotes
Well, I guess she found the formula that works. And that formula is boobs. I remember going to this girl's stream once and there were literally 2 viewers.
Now she's at 25k on Twitch? That's pretty impressive.

>>15545532
How do we get Bea some breast implants? Would it be easier to dye Chihiro's hair?

>>15542388
litter...

>>15545642
catbox is fucked rn

>>15545532
There is literally no difference between her and the whores that spend all day in bikini on stream. Vtubers that make sex related shit their whole character fucking suck. unfortunately the masses of retards enable that shit by supporting it so that behavior is here to stay till the end of times.
This may or may not apply to bea too, depends on who you ask

>>15544556
One copy for reading/scanning
One copy for safe storage
Standard when you're buying doujin works like this

>>15545747
Her Twitter header

>>15544949
it's also bad because almost every time she's shilled there, it coincided with her being an hour late to the stream

>>15545642
cant believe you missed out on that one anon

>>15546058
she can't be late on a new year's countdown stream
right?

>>15546058
That always confused me. I can understand normal late even if it's a bit rude but being extra late after asking new viewers who haven't been groomed yet to come? Cancelling and rescheduling streams advertised there without saying anything in the comments is also not a great look.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZ_GtgLqh9g

>>15545642
>>15546124
weedtani in a pulled down diaper with a pubic hair strand and blushing pussy, accompanied by the elusive 4 legged risunacube celebrating new years...

so, um, pregnant babytani?

>>15546285
b-based

>>15546399
Yes

http://poal.me/x0g6f2

>>15546627
https://twitter.com/ListenerChan/status/1445791057191473166

>>15546627
drunk enough to pass out for more than "15 minutes"

>>15547427
She should let one of her Risunas (me) stay at the apartment to make sure she wakes up on time. Alternatively a powerful rumble motor in the big dildo that makes it flail around and make lots of noise connected to a timer might work.

You wouldn't forget your daughter's otoshidama, would you?
https://bestlivingjapan.com/otoshidama/

>>15549878
>The average amount is reported as 5,000 yen per envelop.
fuck that she'll get her $5 a month and like it

>>15549878
I got her a Christmas present. Good enough.

Hi everyone
Updated the lore in Bea's wiki a bit, and can -expand- on it in the future. I can also add more milestones in the Beatani tab
I'm not WA, I'm just a bored Risuna who wanted to update this work a bit!
https://virtualyoutuber.fandom.com/wiki/Kumagai_Chisato/Lore
Good night

>>15550659
based

I've got about 24 hours left to accomplish something this year

Making memories with daddo chama

Hello Bea. Heard you have a big dildo now and don’t need me anymore. :(

gonna wake up at 6 am New York time and if I make it past 10 am it will be past midnight in Japan

will any of this happen? idk probably not I'm kinda drunk right now

>Sharing some better images of the figurines I sent to Bea over the year. not my pics
A polar bear with a traffic safety cone over its head
A chubby cat that resembles Nyaatani
A cute cat driving a goldfish boat

I just peed 5 minutes ago and now I have to pee again what

>>15555948
not bear paws

>>15555948
I'm going to be pissing so much tomorrow I'm dreading it a little. It'll be ok though because my oshi pees too.

>>15550659
Based work dad

>>15555948
get tested dad

I can't believe I'm about to blow 24 hours watching it turn new years in places I haven't been and don't care to visit because this Japanese OL that I watch pretend to be my polar bear daughter came up with a half baked plan on a whim during one of her streams help me my life is out of control

>>15557835
I would help you but I'm still trying to get rid of my alcoholism.

>>15557983
Stay strong man

>>15560774
Didn't notice before but nice bear ass

>>15550659
Awesome. We still need one autist to tag all the images on the booru. Now it's very difficult to find what you're looking for. I can't do it because I'm not autistic.

>>15550659
If I could give one suggestion, don't give links to Twitch VODS because they disappear between 2 weeks and 60 days after broadcast, depending on a few things.

Bea's most ambitious stream ever starts in 4 hours, are you hyped?

>>15563645
yes

>>15546399

>>15565553
fuck yeah

I want to penetrate beatani

Thank you for making a schedule for the 24 hour stream so I know which parts I can sleep for

>>15565553
Babytani had 1 too many lolipops

>>15566261
someone popped her loli cherry

>>15566173
t. 43 cm dildo

>>15561634
I probably will later today(im bored risuna)

>>15567179
More like based Risuna

Gonna try to take a drunk nap and wake up for the stream. Maybe it will work.

BEATANI DON'T USE THE DILDO
DO NOT USE IT

>>15568377
>getting the same dildo as beatani on the off chance she actually uses it so I can use it when she says her pussy or ass is sore so we can be bonded by dildos,making us practically family and bonding us by the cosmos

Will the stream start on time? Apologies to NZ.

I think dildos should be made illegal. When females see and use massive plastic dicks, they develop unreasonable expectations for male genitalia. As a result, they can no longer be satisfied by regular human penises. They will no longer be interested in sex, which leads to reduced birth rates. Not only that, but the excessive use of such twisted and perverted sex toys turn them into sex-crazed nymphos who are incapable of starting families. Instead, they have daily casual sex with random males. They end up getting pregnant all the time, but they don't care about their children, so they send them to orphanages. The orphanages end up overpopulated, which leads to increased taxes. The overpopulation could also lead to global warming.

>>15568864
Cucumbers and bananas would still exist.

>>15568864
It’s ok I deathgrip my penis when jacking off it’ll be a far trade

I saw the doxx and Bea is just a fat Mexican guy. Don't believe his lies.

>>15569077
bea is annie?

>>15568966
I do the same in the hope that it'll somehow get longer. I think it's working

stop talking about the dildo I'm starting to want one for myself

>>15569763
Get a 36cm one and imagine it's Bea pounding your ass.

How late do you think she will be? Take your bets now.

>>15570251
she will only miss my countdown!

>>15570350
Kiwi dads...

When does she read the new year's resolutions? At the beginning of this stream or another one?

>>15571005
You ask too many questions

>>15571005
When whim

>>15571029
It’s a good question
will they be beginning or end?

>>15571066
still too many questions
you will watch the entire 24h stream and you will enjoy it
stop asking things

>>15565553
Fat little shit. Life correction is needed.

>>15571098
no

>>15571098
I will sleep when burger times come around and you will like it.

>>15569195
Annie has a cuck fetish, Beatani doesn't.

>>15532344
bea should stay away from reddit it'll cringe to the stream chats

>>15542388
>404

i wanna watch the whole stream but have to go out drinking which i hate

happy new year dumbass fuckasses

>>15571920
y-you too

New year sucks compared to christmas

is bea's roommate fat?
this is very important to me

>>15572104
she is 0kg
make of that what you will

>>15572104
She has a beer belly.

>>15572104
Chihiro hand…

>>15572104
She will be after I get her pregnant

>>15572212
good
now if only she was a guy...

>>15555763
where do i buy the cone polar bear

stream starting

I had a dream where bea somehow ended up in kson's morning show
bea kept spilling spaghetti while complaining about us
next stream she had 1000 views and stopped acting like 'our' bea
I woke up in a cold sweat

>>15573253
Whose?

>>15573351
>deleted the post
everyone saw your dumb

>>15573320
It's going to happen at some point.

>>15573320

Why why why why why why did the same thing happen why does this world and me suck like that how is just remove the brain it's useless no harmless it could have been so insanely good and instead it was the worst and no excuses

>>15573320

>>15573752
There is no better time to go out with a bang, in my opinion

>>15573320
Bea souldn't be anywhere near that cringe.

>>15573831
Was it for midnight or for the end of srream?

I hope I just get trashed away with 2021, I'm just gonna stay there and hope.

>>15574025
Can't lie I'm feeling that now ahah...
When you're given the best opportunities, yet can't fulfill any despite having the time for it, you're useless on this planet, literally a waste of space and air. 2022 would be better without someone like that.

Quick, archive her channel before she gets it nuked.

>>15574208
I can't see what 2022 have of positive for me personally I hope the channel, Youtube Internet and everything simply disappear.

>>15574340
Well it just feels like a completion, it's better to stop it right there instead of seeing what you like deteriorate

hand reps on stream...

Schizochama away

>>15574410
I already deteriorated many years ago, at least I was lucky to witness Beatani, her streams were the only time I didn't hate every single second that passed, so it's gonna a whole 24H of life not sucking today.

>>15574485
Well you'll likely be fulfilled on that but only later

kino

>>15574340
I really love bea but I wish she just disappeared.

It's better if you have someone you hate or who hurt you, at least you can direct you ranger at them, without that you can hate yourself but it probably makes it worse

>>15574566
Same expect I wish I disappeared instead it's not her fault

>>15574500
I hope things get better for you and all dadkind but at least you can enjoy the stream

>24 hours of terrible audio and video quality

>>15574607
Same expect I wish I disappeared instead it's not her fault

>>15574681
I'm just dreading the void that's gonna be left after those 24h of stream. I wish it just stayed a timeloop and never ended.

holy shit if you fucks are going to kill yourselves just livestream it and link it here. We don't need or care to know why

>>15574727
Perfect for me, I don't deserve any better

Why are the ads on Beata2 ch so LEWD

>>15574966
they know it's their last chance of showing off there so they went all out

>>15574634
I disagree. You can actually do something about yourself, unlike what you can do about most people. So hating yourself can be useful if you remember not to wallow in it.

>this is making her tear up
Wasn't expecting this.

>>15574897
So much energy and motivation to get things done, wish you were there

>Dads you can be better than this

>>15575128
It's been too long, I don't even know how to cry.
But maybe it's for the better or I'd just be crying all the time.

>>15575128
dads' progress will make her cry

Who let the fucking Myspace time traveller emo in to the thread? Fuck outta here.

>>15575266
yes

>>15575198
She's right, I think we can. Let's try our best next year

>>15575266
Why, what did you send?

>>15575370
the truth

>>15575370
My expanding reps

>>15575370
nothing special, but seeing so many people working hard thanks to her will get her

>>15575370
It's her seeing how much dads who didn't draw until she inspired them and how good they've gotten over the year that will make her tear up

>>15575198
>tried being better for 20+ years
>didn't succeed a single time trying everything be it from therapists or sport (couldn't do it) or work or literally anything it's just been becoming worst

>>15575415
I tried my best to soften it but I sent the truth too

>>15575128
JWU the fuck did I miss

>>15575531
anon board to post about this year

>>15575531
https://jbbs.shitaraba.net/bbs/read.cgi/radio/31378/1640952301/l50
Dads saying she was the happiest part of their year

How many NEET Dads are there? I was aware of a few but there's more than I thought

>>15575625
I'm more surprised at how many of them regret being one. I love being a neet

>>15575625
She only streams at times that NEETs or people with odd schedules can watch her, so it makes sense

>>15575671
I didn't post I was one there, but I hate it

>>15575266
She already saw them when she was making the powerpoint. It wouldn't make sense for her to cry

>>15575671
its okay at first but after 7 years its honestly miserable and I wish someone could come pick me up and throw me in the garbage

>>15575671
being a neet is fun for like six months before it becomes a case of "all play and no work makes jack a dull boy"

>>15575625
NEET and hate it. Illness-caused.
Fuck all of you lazy asses. Do something or kill your kys.

>>15575671
I was a NEET for close to 5 years after college. It was horrible

"So what do you do?"
The question makes me want to crawl in a hole and die

Step one to becoming happy when you are a failure:
Just give up your hope, dreams and ambitions. It's so freeing that you may actually make it. And even if you don't you will be happy because you will not feel sorry for yourself all the time anymore.

>>15575760
Specially after you did great at studies and everyone else was able to move forward except for you. I try.

>>15575814
>and everyone else was able to move forward except for you
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>15575625
I used to be, well I have a job now but that's the only difference since I work at home
I naturally become Neet if I can because I have no will to anything, ideally, since literally nothing give me any motivation or hapiness, doing any effort also seems meaningless if it's not required for survival.

>>15575814
Yeah, this was my experience. Now I work a shit job. At least I managed to pay off my debts

>>15575914
>doing any effort also seems meaningless if it's not required for survival.
Clearly nature is calling you.
Go live innawoods.

>>15575802
I did that but didn't become "happy", just permanently neutral in feelings.

When will Bea figure out that nothing happy happens to dads so Bea wins by default

>>15575914
I have that problem too. This current round is because I tried to do something on my own, but no motivation so it didn't work out and I got stuck.

i suddenly regret posting in the thread now.

>>15576042
unfortunately true

I think the difference between unhappy neets and happy neets (like me) is that the unhappy neets have no motivation and therefore do absolutely nothing with their free time. But it's a paradise if you actually have good hobbies and good friends.

>>15576175
Unless you're rich for some reason eventually time will catch up with you

>>15576175
This.
Depressed dads, start doing shit.
Here's a list. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_hobbies
Pick one, do it for a week, if you like it, write it down.
After a couple months, pick one to take up semi-permanently at random.
Congrats, you now enjoy life. If not, just do a flip already.

>she wanted pussy ones

>>15575738
Just do volunteer work for beatani

Bea would like you to volunteer at the dog pound euthanizing dogs

>>15576335
you highly overestimate my mental state

>>15576303

>>15576175
It was complex for me.

I did love being a NEET. Vidya, animu, idol variety all day erryday, and D&D on Saturdays. And /pol/, loadsa /pol/.

I did feel bad about doing fan works though. I used to scanlate, but stopped when I started being a NEET. Though I did work in a couple of fansub projects, including an idol one with /jp/.

I kept busy and had friends, but my self-worth was fragile as fuck, and I did hang myself once. Cut the shoelace with a scissor I managed to grab with my foot once I thought of my family finding me. And I still was a NEET for 3 years more after that.

I'm now rapidly climbing the ladder in a company, but I'm so tired, and I miss the NEET days so bad...

Dads need a hug

>You will be cringe until you die
she knows

>>15576303
And do something were you progress in some kind of way. I learn languages and you see very clear progress, i'm on my fourth now. But even something like competitive team-based video games can be fulfilling if you continually go up in rank with your team. Just do something that FEELS productive, even though it may be just a waste in the end.

>>15576518
just like her!

gaydads...

>>15576303
HELL YEAH

>>15576303
hobbies are impossible when you have 0 income and unironically cannot get out of bed at all some days
you need motivation to be able to accomplish anything, for example my stomach hurts because I havent eaten a real meal in 2 days but I still dont have the motivation to go check the lack of anything edible in the fridge and have to walk to the store and interact with the cashier

>>15576519
Yep. Do something just to do something. Doing nothing is what kills you inside.
If you sit staring at a screen / wall / ceiling all day, you will get depressed.
Doesn't matter if the thing itself is pointless objectively, it is still doing something.
Doesn't matter if you ended up disliking it.
Doesn't even matter if you fail at it.
The act of doing it will get you out of the slump in the first place.
>>15576632
There has been multiple TV shows about this.

>>15576519
>you see very clear progress

>>15576680
You have some income or you wouldn't be here.
Unsub everything from your life that isn't productive. Netflix isn't productive. Nor is your smartphone if you are inside 24 hours a day.
Stop eating shitty snacks. Stop buying premade food. Stop eating microwave meals. Buy ingredients. Make 100% of your food.
I've been in and out of hospitals so many times from 2005 I lost count. Permanent welfare until I probably die in the next 5 years. An absolutely tiny amount of money.
I'm still doing shit despite this. Not entirely cheap hobbies at that - gaming, electronics, art, the gaming especially.
Having your insides feel like you've been punched by needles still doesn't stop me from getting on with it.
Stop being pushed around by excuses.

>>15576680
Try to at least eat something good today.

>>15576680
Buy a 20kg sack of rice and some dried lentils and frozen vegetables. Then you will always have food even if you can't get to the store for a couple weeks. If you have a hard time going outside at least prepare for it.

dads stop being depressing

>there's a pusher dad
>there are a bunch of addict NEET dads
don't tell me...

>>15576680
Sounds like a bitch to me.

When i was hungry and poor. Being hungry itself motivated me to go fishing, pick berries, Foraging for food in the forest was great hobby and it didn't require a income.

can someone link the stream beatani is watching

Someone should snipe the stream.

>>15577897
>random english comment
>I LOVE THIS DUMB BEAR

check these pipes
https://youtu.be/SJOrR6zDSGw

>>15577842
pls, i want to watch it instead of bea

>It doesn't snow in my area
This is priceless information.

>>15578004
What did they see?

>>15578110
This dad about to pick up a new hobby.

>>15578193
monk benis

>>15577842
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSJ4z69VEcA

>>15578193

>>15578274
hiyo is too flexable

https://files.catbox.moe/79y3vp.png

>Bea got offered weed TWICE
>AND SHE TOOK IT

I told you there is no chance that bea is a virgin.

>>15578563
I did too
I don't get the hype for it ngnl

>Hokkaido again
I guess that's where she lived most of her life before moving to Tokyo?