/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Why does Kronii "Ehhk" like Jontron?

I LOVE HER!!!!!!!!! I LOVE KRONII!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is the first time I've ever seen an infamous "Crow" superchat. I don't know what you guys are saying, he seems pretty based. Being a schizo and putting your schizo prose into words and action is based. Schizos are basically low tier shamans

I LOVE KRONII!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Another lies exposed...

>>15495040
Crow... Not like this...

why is she holding a little controller this is clearly a mouse and keyboard game

>>15495093
Not his first time writing long ass chains and I hope he gets skipped like last time

Fixed the thumbnail

>>15495093
he's not the worst but his poetry sucks

KRONII LOVE

>>15495190
autistchama...

Id rather watch chloe sing than kronii desu

>>15495171
To cover her tits. She hates her massive tits and the objectification of them.

>>15495093
>>15495166
honestly, compared to the others...
i think i'll take his uhh whatever those poetry are than LEZZ GOOO supas

Crow literally ripped off a quote from Chrom's S support in FE Awakening...

and irys

>>15495240
I wish Kronii bathed as infrequently as Chloe (or even more) and that I could sniff her regularly. Like ambrosia. Her odors and aromas and pheromones acting as a natural aphrodisiac.

DAMN THAT BLACKNIGHT HE GOT READ TOO!

>>15495271
That was practically a Lets GOOOO supa in of itself.

>>15495093
>>15495040
Crow you can't self wank AND samefag like this at the same time...

>>15495243
she should wear a different shirt then

Kronii is getting stronger every time she rests at a bonfire with me

buff kronii

>>15495325
HOW I DON‘T GET IT

>>15495390
She only owns one shirt anon...Cover hasn't bought her a new one yet

>>15495390
Be thankful to Wada, she is going to go all out for the casual outfit

>>15495408
She didn't choose how she was born despite being a man hating feminist lesbian. It still causes her great pain via cognitive dissonance to be constantly objectified for her feminine traits by perverted, desperate, clingy men.

SHE HATES US

Kronii wants my bone

>>15495171
I will never forgive Amelia for popularizing these shit arms and legs and hands in Hololive. Now we have a bunch of low effort fanartist trash hiding some great models.

Kronii wants your bone, Anon

>>15495309
Based except I'm the one who gets to do that

jesse...

>>15495538
I think it's cute

>>15495538
Eh, I'll take it over nothing any day of the week. Maybe I'm just not horny enough to need the full view of Kronii's tits at all times.

I miss Kronii...

Mole is a terrible card what are you doing Kronii

>>15495637
i can't believe she got turned into a card and we never saw her again...

>>15495632
It's not just the coomer angle, some of them are sized weird or low quality, so they don't even fit that well with the model.

>>15495538
50/50 I get your point, but most of the time they are cute and some trends on twitter can be funny, like that one grabbing Kronii's tits
WTH is this captcha trying to say

>ooooo
>ooooohoo
The sounds she makes when she sees my flagging clock with ample leaking precum

>>15495637
I miss the old Kronii
Plays Supahot Kronii

>>15495756
NTR for win

Kronii is a Timmy!

what kinda of content does kronii do to attract so many schizos?

She didn't get geck
This run is over

>Not taking the bone farm Rat King
GG

>>15495756

>>15495093
It would be better if he ends the last one with "And that's how I became the Prince of Bel Air".

But yeah, YT SCs are not the place for flowery prose if you want to someone to notice you unless it's a 2 view.

>>15495817
It's not what she's doing, it's what she's not doing, and what she's not doing is anything to frighten the schizos away

>>15495788
That was a really great first or second stream

>kronii doing her bbllblblblbbllblblb thing with her lips on the sensitive underside of your penis

>>15495817
she's open and honest with her fans
less so after today

>>15495482
Kronii hates feminists though...
Do your past Twitter reps

INVEST IN KRONII
STONKS

A Kronii just flew over my house!

>>15495482
>>15495892
Shut up before you start a timeloop

>>15495861
this makes so much sense...

always invest in kronii

>>15495892
wtf I love kronii even more now than I did when I took her as she was while also assuming she was a man hating feminist, loving her even then in spite of that!

>>15495817
She needs to be stricter with chat and lay down some ground rules. She should give a "Holos are not your therapist" talk like other Holos have done.

>>15495861
This.

Kronii please play around the transformation in phase 2
You remember it from last time right?

>keeps giving herself all the buffs
oh kronii

>>15495977
>She should give a "Holos are not your therapist" talk
She will eventually, but her tolerance is way higher for schizos and she's too compassionate to consider it until something unspeakably yabe happens

How does this game insert your images into it? Does it put it on the cards?

>>15496076
I mean we just had a literal KRONII I WOULD HAVE KILLED MYSELF IF NOT FOR YOU supa, so she needs to fucking do it now.

>>15495977
>She should give a "Holos are not your therapist" talk like other Holos have done.
She might one day but not now, she's probably afraid of being indirectly responsible for loss of life. She probably has some vague survivor's guilt over the suicides of past close friend(s). "Why couldn't I help them? Why didn't I see?"

the idea that someone who gave 90% of their paycheck to her regularly to vent had felt rejected by her doing said talk and then offed themselves would dedicate her, especially since she's already mentally and emotionally fragile as it is

it's misguided but admirable if anything she may not directly acknowledge that shit but she allows herself to take the burden

>>15496076
Queue's supa...

>>15496138
>>15496148
Not yab enough, this isn't the first time she's gotten supas like this from people implying they'd be dead if not for her

>>15496100
Act 3
It takes random images from your drive to use as images for cards. There's also eventually a mechanic where you put files from your drive on the line, using its date and size as a stat

it is so fucking shitty and selfish about some SC saying things like "speedrunning my life" when kronii jus had a close friend death
what the fuck is wrong with people

>>15496189
Attention whores that deserve the rope

>>15496187
I have files on my drive from 4chan from browsing here in 2006. Would they have massive end game monster gamebreaking stats if I offered them for sacrifice?

>>15496189
no self-awareness
doesn't really help that queue's been getting her attention too lately

>>15496189
honestly agreed. i get what they were trying to say but that was a bit much

>>15496187
What do you think will happen if she reaches this part? She very likely won't know about it since she seems like the type to avoid spoilers.

>>15496187
Time to put Kronii reaction images on the line

>>15496189
Even if you haven't just had a close friend die, threatening to off yourself is a surefire sign of an abusive relationship. You're responsible for your own life and nobody else's. People who threaten suicide if the other leaves is classic abuse.

>>15496330
man I do that all the time with my family they just don't take it seriously hahaha

>>15496189
No filter, like Gabe and Rice, alternatively they're shitposters like HuntTheImpeared trying to get a reaction out of Kronii for clips or because they're sadistic.

>>15496187

Does this game work like the pvz card game?

My oshi is not very good card games

>>15496330
this. wonder what'll happen to the fags that used to get her attention be ignored someday

>>15496409
She doesn't give Gabe as much attention nowadays

Kronii really sucks at this game.
Like, it's actually painful to watch how badly she misplays and doesn't understand basic mechanics.

>>15496187
also uses your steam friends list for cards, considerably less chance for something yabe to happen with that but you never know

kronii...

>>15496409
If they're serious about the things they say like "speedrunning life", likely the same thing that would have happened if Kronii never existed. Just on a delayed timeline.

Holy shit she's so dumb

>>15496427
He was a schizo SEAnigger from the start so it'll be hard to tell.

KRONII'S A WORTHLESS WHORE

bros...
our oshi is retarded

>>15496481
Shut up Gabe

>>15496189
Queue was rewarded for telling pitiful stories about her life. But she's addicted to the validation she gets from being recognized by her oshi. She's building a tolerance and needs to escalate the stakes to get the same emotional payoff that she remembers feeling.

>>15496454
>>15496456
>>15496436
Kronii is literally perfect. Her being "dumb" is part of the "wabi sabi" that makes her imperfectly perfect. I want Kronii to be my wife more than ever before.

>>15496515
I'm not Gabe

>>15496293
She's honestly be spoiled about it hours in advance and will black out the screen every time she thinks it'll happen

>>15496330
parasocial retards unironically think that
>if I'm her paypig and she reads my SC's she's my friend!!! if I dump my trauma on her she will love me for sure!!!

She is retarded!

>>15496527
Shut up Spirit Gabe

even gabe has the decency to keep the schizo here... most of the time

>>15496455
This makes me wonder, would kronii have ended up killing herself if she didn't get hired by hololive and gain the joy of it?

>Kronii can I get it with 4? With 4? 4... 4... 4... I have a wolf. I have a wolf. I have a coyote. Wolf. Coyote. Wolf. Coyote. UNH!

>>15496481
Gabe....

how are you this fucking bad at this game

>>15496527
Hi Gabe, I like you're voice

>>15495817
People here allowed too many tourists and fandoms to join in the thread and shit things up, leaving mostly the schizos to stick around and the sensible ones left.

>>15496571
I would hesitate to call anything Gabe does "decent" but you're right, it could be worse

Kronii stop lusting after Mori

>>15496582
she's not the type to do that despite her being so doomer

>>15496637
h-hot

>>15496540
I unironically have no problem with parasocial retards thinking Holos are their friends. People have friends on the internet all the time. I do have a problem with them thinking Holos are their sole salvation or reason for living, and then telling the Holo that in order to get attention.

at this rate she's never going to make it to act 3 anyway, so no need to worry about the whole PC thing.

>Didn't take rat king
>Fell into the uryuli noob trap
>Threw a game with the smoke

>>15496608
Go away touristschizo

For fucks sake Kronii you should have taken the sigils from the Ant Queen and BECOME THE ANT QUEEN

>take me sweet death
>TAKE ME SWEET DEATH
kronii x mori audio sex edit doko?

>>15496699
newfagchama, that guy's been here since the start

it's somewhat refreshing to know I'm not nearly as bad as some of the people sending in supers. but seriously have some awareness of the shit you're sending in

>>15496748
DOUBLE PAIZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURI GUH

>>15496608
You're correct but they will shout you down for telling the truth.

>>15496697
That Ratking had many lives on it, it was worth nothing. The extra bone cards are only good if you can get them off the field immediately or you can put it on a cockroach for an infinite loop.
Urayuli can be good if you have an infinite advantage engine, but Kronii probably isn't good enough to even spot how to make one.

>>15496801
She's cute. CUTE!

This game is so fucking weird, I understand nothing about what's going on. The only part I sort of understand is the cards having health and attack

>>15496801
CUTE CUTE CUTE

>>15496582
Kronii has a lot of baggage and pain but she also has a good support network and is modestly successful. She may fantasize about death but would never seriously consider suicide.

>Gabe trying to bait Kronii into replying to him
Piss off

>>15496330
IF ANY KRONIES LEAVE THIS THREAD I'M FUCKING KILL MYSELF

>>15496801
Kronii is SEX

>>15496857
it'll make more sense as it goes on. it's not supposed to really make much sense right now

>>15496608
>too many fandoms to join in the thread
>Not liking Irys bros posting

>>15496896
Send the supa telling her about his fics.

>picked flying
KRONII YOU BAKA

>>15496582
She's doomer for the memes, not doomer for the suicide.

Wait, have you all actually played this game?

She's trying so hard to pretend she doesn't know how to progress through the cabin...

>>15496945
I'm broke, you do it.

she continuously proves she's so fucking stupid

>>15496293
100% panda warned her about that part. The only pictures she probably has on that pc are memes and art for thumbnails I'd bet anyway.

>>15497000
I watched Forsen play it so naturally it's like I have.

>>15497000
I read a summary on wikipedia.

>>15496857
It's a card game.
The goal is to max out the scale, it maxes out at 5 teeth more than your opponent has gathered.
Creatures are either marked with bones (each time a creature dies you gain a bone) or blood (you offer a blood sacrifice) or other things.
There's sigils which give the creatures special abilities. Some creatures have hidden abilities that aren't on the card.

And the Warren is the best card in the entire game.

>>15497018
SHE HAS ALL THE PANDA PORN

>>15497000
listened to a podcast about it, planned on picking it up myself after kronii's stream

God I am so fucking glad she started this stream 2 hours earlier. Thank you Kronii, this is way more watchable when I'm not falling asleep/worried about work tomorrow.

>>15497068
>This is on Kronii's computer

>>15497000
I played it.
The first act is good, the second act is fun, but way too limited and underdeveloped, the third act is tedius and the finale reveals that there's probably some devwork going to go into expanding the roguelike section from Act 1 to include later elements.

>>15497000
yeah, I played through it, honestly people are being hard on her but it's to be expected if you aren't familiar with card games. she'll get it eventually.

Is shadow face guy nonbinary?

kronii should be spanked for this poor performance

cringe ruskie aka

why are there so many 1/* supas today?

>>15497152
her thighs can do THAT?

Why the fuck is every superchat now talking about their boring ass job to Kronii? We already know you hate your job and your life sucks, you wouldn't be here otherwise.

>>15497224
It's this guy

>>15497268
4 day break

Ravenhost is here btw

>>15497268
chrismas bonuses(?)

What the fuck is this shit

My Argie buddy said that amount from the ARS speedrunning life girl is only like 2 days worth of food if that, I thought it was more dramatic. This is just a cheap way to get catharsis from Kronii's attention and vent at best.

>>15497291
as if this thread needed more schizos

>>15497310
What's the point in even paying $100 now...

>>15497310
You think that's bad, look at ARS or the SEAnigger currencies.

kronii learned she can chumpblock with squirrels
She's not completely hopeless

>>15497310
Brom uses actual monopoly money.

>>15497310
its the youtube super chat color system making no fucking sense when it comes to currencies that aren't USD, that's what

DEADWEIGHT YOU FAGGOT STOP FLIRTING WITH VIVIAN

>>15497330
More to support Kronii then send a message

>>15497310
kek

>>15497310
Please no bully

This reminds me of pvz heroes

>>15497381
She appreciates these schizos and their monopoly currency more than Arr...

>>15497446
SHE HATES ARR

>>15497152
>not the soundpost.

guys, hololyzer literally lists all of the conversions to yen for you

>>15497310
>>15497388
holy fucking shit LMAO

protip retards direct exchange has nothing to do with the local economy or value

>>15497468
there's a soundpost?! UUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

She just wasted one of the best blood and bone generating cards in the game...

>>15497469
The point is that they will read akas, even though those akas are worth dirt.

Just tuned in, why does Kronii's voice sound so worn out?

>>15497536
because she's retarded and sucks at this game and backseaters are livid
meanwhile I enjoy the misplaykino

Why do some cards move and others don't? Is this like one of those Chinese games where you unlock the live 2d's?

>>15497506
Getting mad?

>>15497536
The SCs have been especially bad today and it's taking all her energy to ignore them.

>>15497536
We've been banging for 4 days straight with no sleep.

>>15497536
She got destroyed 2 times by the boss

>>15497536
I wonder why

>>15497591
She's gonna lose to the first boss like 10 more times, she's hopeless at this game

>>15497591
I will never destroy Kronii...

>>15497614
HAVE FAITH

>>15497570
No, just sad that she's not very smart...

>>15497614
She should have picked up that YT Switch game instead of this one if she wanted a card battle RPG.

i can see why backseaters are mad

>>15497605
GIVE ME THE PORN OF HER GETTING FUCKED BY KRONII'S CLOCK

>>15497691
She should have played Shadowverse with Mori.

Kronii doesn't get why he surrenders and loses
calling it here

>>15497757
Why do you hate her and Mori

maybe she is genuinely dumb

>>15497684
She's smart in other ways just not game-sense/strategic ways. Anyway her fumbling around is cute as fuck dude give her a break. It only endears me more. I don't want a woman who's a whore, a woman who is kind of dopey or makes silly mistakes in situations like this? That's fucking cute. It's really endearing. She's my cute dumb clock.

Wasted pliers when she could've accepted the surrender or won anyways...

>>15497883
She wants to farm teeth.

>>15497884
i love kronies like this

>>15497884
i hate kronies like this

>>15497884
She isn't dumb...

wow Kronii picked a good card

She might actually win this time

>>15497884
Based kronie

WATCH AS KRONII WINS THIS TIME
I BILIB

>>15497884
>I don't want a woman who's a whore, a woman who is kind of dopey or makes silly mistakes in situations like this?
So you don't like Kronii?

I BELIEVE AAAH

>>15498036
>>15498046
nah she's blunder right away and lose

>>15497884
yeah but also shes really bad at this game

>>15498040
I WANT TO FUCK MEL

she's going insane again

>>15498078
ILL MAKE YOU KNEEL LATER, HERETIC

I HATE SQUIRRELS

Oh yeah, I think she's got it.

I've never played this game before but watching Kronii play it is the most frustrating thing I have ever experienced.

>>15498040
>I don't want a woman who's a whore, *but* a woman who is kind of dopey or makes silly mistakes in situations like this? That's fucking cute.
Better?

>>15498082
Girls who are bad at card games are cute.

The correct play here btw is squirrel and smoke for wolf in front of the mule, taking 2 damage.
Next turn drawing squirrel, sacking squirrel for frog in front of the Coyote, after that it's basically a free win

>squirrel
>squirrel
>squirrel
>squirrel

why is she so chunii...

>>15498197
Because she didn't immediately lose right away

Kronii stop overheating your brain
This isn't even a hard game

She just wasted a turn by playing nothing...

NIGGERMAN SAVE ME!!

CHAT HATE

>>15498287
no, that was actually correct here, because you want to clear the boulder without moving the dog

I hope Kronii loses again with all this bravado.

>You activated my trap card.
How much yugioh does she even know?

I SACRIFICE MY MENHERA KRONIE TO SUMMON MY KRONIE BELIEVER

she did it, she won.
Incredible, now time to watch her suffer against the fisherman.

>>15498332
None, which is why she doesn't understand this game.

>>15498078
>>15498322
HA! HAHAHAHAH! KNEEL, FAGS!
KNEEL!

KNEEL

>>15498336
SHE LOVES US

Daus is one of the best cards in the game.

>>15498332
her knowledge comes from yugioh abridged of course

beefy boy

>>15498336
N-No...

Moleman is complete garbage.

>>15498443
Daus > Larva > Mole

>>15498336
Judai-sama, I kneel

>>15498495
more likely twitter memes

why would kronii choose a card that does nothing?

>>15498531
kronii likes big numbers

>>15498531
6 Health for one blood is not a bad tradeoff if you just need a meatwall for a few turns.

>>15498531
Kanojo wa Kronii.

>>15498597
My wife is not a numberfag

SHIA LABEOUF

>>15498609
This is true

HELL YEAH MAGPIE IT'S LIKE GIANT GERM FROM YU-GI-OH OR SOMETHING

>>15498664
more like sangan or witch of the black forest

Okay we need to do the reverse psychology. Tell her to take the one she's thinking of

PACK
RRAT

wonder what she'll think of the last fight with all these yugioh acting shes doing

Kronii is purposefully fucking with backseaters isn't she?

Pack Rat is a great card to get
It adds lots of value to your run

>>15498718
I'd pack my meat into the rrat if you know what I mean

>>15498743
yes, and it's cute

>>15498692
Sangan and Witch are nondescript under conditions while Magpie is just other Magpies right? Or did I read it wrong.

God, the way her eyes are droopy is driving my cock wild. Kronii's bedroom eyes are fucking unreal.

>>15498785
magpie is "search your deck for any card"

This is one of the best cards I've ever seen, it's effectively infinite bones since you can sac it to play the copy, and is an easy +1 blood when you hit 2 blood
Magpie is good too, but this was a one of a kind opportunity.

>>15498785
No magpie can get you any card you want

>>15498743
SHE HATES THEM

>>15498850
>>15498867
so even more based than sangan/witch, good choice kronii

>>15498863
oh I see it's broken because of the added effect

>pspspspsspps
why is she calling her talk?

>>15498867
Magpie is too costly unless you fuse it onto a 1 blood or a bone cost or you have targets worth fetching, which Kronii doesn't.

>>15498976
maybe she wants to cat to it

>>15498976
shes obviously shooting lasers

She already forgot about getting up from the table

>>15499027
She's too focused on gaming to stretch her legs please understand

>>15498863
Now imagine that effect on a Warren.
That's the best card in the game, since you can infinitely sack it for itself and each time you do you get a rabbit. If you get your Warren to 2 Attack you FTK if you open it. Other than that you can also get infinite cards in hand for one of the Tentacles.

Is that the file thingy?

FACE IS THE PLACE KEK
SHE KNOWS HOW TO PLAY

My mushroom is thick and pungent.

I think she's finally understanding which cards and effects are good

Why is she sad about her wolves? I don't get it

>>15499104
She's trying to pretend she didn't know >>15492150

>>15499104
acting

>>15498336
I HATE HERO PLAYERS

>>15499104
she loves wolves

>>15499137
>>15499141
Why do you hate her?

>>15498957
>>15499054
Never mind, she's gotten a fused wolf. that magpie is more valuable than the combo now. she needs to put a flight, bifurcate, or trifurcate on the wolf and she can win the run easy.

>>15499137
I HATE THIS FAKE BITCH!

>>15499187
I love her but its too obvious she knew...

>>15499187
because she's bad at card games

>>15499137
I finally milked my cyst dry.
How much is Kronii faking?

>>15499163
FLAME WINGMAN

>>15499137
based on her performance she probably just watched Yuria play it and has only a vague idea of the game mechanics and storyline

this game sucks

She might be pretending. She might not. I might be wrong. I might not. I'm pretty sure with my mediocre Yu-Gi-Oh experience I could mostly kick this game's ass. But it's cute to watch her. It doesn't bother me and I don't think less of other girls who try to play something like Apex and dumbie it up. It's CUTE! Sometimes in the moment it's frustrating to see, if you can see the clear move forward and she misses it entirely. But you still love them. I wasn't sure *why* I fell in love with Kronii. These doubts melt away as her voice fills my head anew and I see her antics.

>Stinkbug! I summon you, to do... something. DO THIS! ... Good play... Is it? Yeah! Definitely! Now I put this thing out for whatever reason, to do this, haha, and then end turn! HA HA HA!

>>15499231
why do you think troy baker told her to quit voice acting :^)

>>15499282
What the fuck is Kronii even good for!

>>15499313
Being my wife :)

>>15499313
Nothing. I bet she isn't even worth raping.

>>15499313
BEING THE CUTEST!!!!

>>15499313
Nothing and i love her

THE COCKROACH! GET THE IMMORTAL COCKROACH!

>>15499257
I mean realistically what >>15499282 said
She just happened to know what the mushroom underneath dupe cards meant way before I've seen most streamers connect the dots.
If i were to guess, anything past act 1 or even the fisherman, she might not have seen yet

>>15499357
>permanent sandpaper pussy

I just noticed Gabe sent a Stella Glow supa.

>>15499381
NO~ COCKROACH ISNT USEFUL

>>15499301
She probably knows a few vague details about the gane but she probably forgot most of it and she's also clearly garbage at card games and never played them.

>>15499415
What did that faggot say?

>ill go for fawna
KROFAU LOVE

SHE'S GONNA START KILLING

Fuck you offstream schizos. you know what? I offstream a lot too. I even offstream shit talking all of you niggas

God I hope she uses that knife just to see what it does

>>15499496
Based kronie

>>15499496
Your oshi is a lying whore!

>>15499496
Not a lot schizo about "offstreaming". You think streamers are really genuine over 60% of the time they say something is completely blind? And she hasn't even said that.

DRINK THE GOO KRONII

>>15499560
>You think streamers are really genuine over 60% of the time they say something is completely blind?
Yes...?

>>15499455
Just asked if she's played it, Advanced Wars, and Etrian Odyssey.

>>15499597
Imagine being a gullible Kronie

>>15499418


Yea there's no way she's faking being this bad. I learned the game watching this stream and I could practically feel the moment she fell behind in her understanding of the mechanics.

>>15499496
Ignore them, if she hadn't played it offstream, they'd be bitching about her not doing prep, they're only here to shitpost, they don't like Kronii. Just watch the stream with me kromie chu~

>>15499597
At the very least any streamer who is not retarded plays the game for like 20 minutes before going live, even if they do it a week before the live date.

>>15499560
with the others not so much, but with Kronii? yes

When she uses the knife you'll know if she's genuine or not.

>Brom and his monopoly money again

We're not friends Brom

You ever say a word so much it just stops registering as a word?
Squirrel

>>15499648
Panda didn't get that far, I think, so it might actually be genuine

>>15499674
MOLEMAN

>>15499676

>>15499617
>Advance Wars
Fuck off Gabe, let me be the AW schizo since Midknight has FE...

Moleman
Moleman
Moleman
Moleman
Moleman
Moleman
Moleman

>>15499674
SQUIRL

>>15499625
You can't fake being this retarded, you WILL get frustrated and break character rather quickly.

>>15499275
AAAAAAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>15499724
Mumei...

>>15499724
maybe she's just so committed to the bit that she she was willing to fight the same boss three times...

>>15499758
Anon... Mumei, she's...

wow she figured out that 4 bones for 2 blood is bad actually.

>>15499826
RAT KIIIIIING

>>15499761
I can't believe this lying bitch is a master actress

It's best to sacrifice here right?

this girl loves wolves

>>15499953
you just know

>>15499953

She seems to be under the impression they're useful.

>passes up a chance to drop her worst card
my wife can't be this bad at deckbuilding games

>>15499943
Pack is best here so you get a free Packrat. These combine to a 4/4 or even a 6/6 with how easily you can get them.

>>15499163
Don't worry, Dark Law will never get banned.

>Hololive fisherman vtuber
WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN? I DON'T UNDERSTAND

>>15500129
the one true gura killer.

>>15499943
Sacrificing is the best by a large margin in nearly any circumstance. The game's built around winning quickly and having a small core of powerful cards with fucktons of sigils is key for it. However the main game is built to be trivially easy since it does want you to beat it to get to the second act relatively quickly.

>>15500129
It's either a reference to Fubuki's shiny magicarp hunt or that Ninjisanji actually has an angler vtuber.

>>15500129
One who is the Master Baiter.

did she just tribute the fish hook status shit for stoat to cancel that status? because that was my intuition but I don';t know the rules or all mechanics

>has 3 items
>won't use any of them

>>15500204
>Sacrificing is the best by a large margin in nearly any circumstance
Wrong. Most of the time Sacrificing is worthless. You need a sacrifice and a target or you're just deckthinning and blocking later, actually good sacrifices, since you can't sack to or from cards with Sigils.
You shouldn't be picking up bad cards in the first place.

>>15500250
whenever she plays a new creature the fisherman targets it instead

>>15500250
he'll always target your most recently played card i believe

>BIG THINK KRONII, KRONII, THINK, KRONII THINK, EENIE MEANY, KRONII THINK

>>15500314
>>15500322
so play garbage next?

>>15500368
Squirrels, yes.

>>15500368
yeah, you generally want him to target something like a squirrel

>>15500393
>>15500397
damn I'm so good at games I should tutor my wife kronii

play other squirrel so you still have same amount of squirrel on field at least because at least one squirrel has to be taken right?

>>15495053
why is she such a brainlet?

>>15500305

It seems though that there's a lot of cards with abilities that would be really good if they just had better stats or combined with another ability. And Kronii seems to have some interesting combinations she could do.

No reaction to the knife.
She knew...

>>15500305
Let's just agree to disagree. If you only pick good cards with sacrificing in mind, then sacrificing is almost always optimal unless there's a Mycologist with a dupe. And if you have way too many bad cards like Kroni does right now then you'd be good converging any two bad cards together.

>>15500535
>Pain is temporary
Of course you're going to stab yourself.

Can't she just win if she goes for the wolf?

>>15500535

The description kinda gave it away. Also her brain seems to be melting atm.

>>15500571
>>15500597
More people have a visceral reaction to cutting out your eye, instead thinking it was a finger, like chat did.

>>15500597
plus she already pulled her own tooth

why do you guys say such mean stuff about kronii

>>15500626
she's a whore!

>>15500626
Because she's a fucking moron

>>15500626
I FUCKING HATE HER SHE WON'T LET ME GO

SHE'S LEARNING

Did she just forget what the magpie does lol

APOLOGIZE

>>15500616
Hard to tell with Kronii blocking that part.

BELIEVE IN THE HEART OF THE CARDS

I want to see her pick the wrong eye on purpose

Kronii is cute and wonderful, nothing she's doing is bad. All of us are fucking nerds with lifetimes of gamesense or even card decking experience we're now using to bitterly shame her. Kronii is CUTE! And if she seems dumb that's fine too. Cracking my fourth beer and smoking my 12th cigarette. GO KRONII GO!

Kronii crossing the Canadian border!

>>15500778
Oh my god she did...

>>15500842
anon, your health reps

>>15500861
she's chuuni as fuck, of course she would pick the cool looking eye

That's how fast she can jerk you off

Lol, that rage spam button

>>15500842
crow...

>>15500857
Kronii is within the Canadian border. She will need a shot that will kill her within the next 5-10 years to leave those borders, or immunity through external citizenship.

>that finger speed
Panda must a happy girl.

>>15500944
IMAGINE HER QUIVERING THIGHS UUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>15500911
>>15500944
t. didn't watch the mario party collab

>>15500935
we are enjoying clock playing card game right now, timeloop about that later

>>15500944
I would draw this if I was a better artist

Life is a gamble.

>>15500975
Do you think Kronii's mashing can keep up with Fubuki's? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1jx8zXTHek

KRONII HOLDS THE KEY! SHE CAN FREE STOAT-KUN FROM HIS ETERNAL SUFFERING

>>15501169
stoat is a douche, stinkbug is cool though

Huh almost the same

>>15501220
Stoat is the average Kronie then

>>15501228
I miss when you could see her under cleavage

>>15501286
She needs to collab with Kiara again so the bird can smack some sense into her.

>>15500888
At almost 32 my life is already over. I simply take solace in this and wait out my days. Despite my willing self-destruction I do not send Kronii chats about my hopelessness or desire to "speedrun life". I just love her from afar while I continue to self-destruct as completely as I can afford to.

>>15501326
You still have time...

>>15501314
S-She's just trying to avoid being shadowbanned by YT right?

>>15501326
>At almost 32 my life is already over.
are you stupid!?

>>15501326
You're still a young adult in your 30s anon...

>>15501326
Anonchama don't be stupid

>>15501326
I'll send kronii a sc saying my friend wants to speedrun his life and that she's making it better for you :)

>BONE HARD

SOMEONE GIVE KRONII A BONE

>>15501375
This is actually a valid reason since Flare got fucked over a lot because of her cleavage. Same with Choco.

>>15501400
>>15501377
If you haven't made it by your 30s, you're not going to make it period. Nobody suddenly turns it around in their 40s or 50s.

Kronii will never bone me...

>>15501447
>Nobody suddenly turns it around in their 40s or 50s.
ARE YOU A FUCKING RETARD!?

>>15501444
And Mel.

>>15501444
GOD I WANT TO FUCK FLARE AND CHOCO-SENSEI AHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>15501447
>you're not going to make it period. Nobody suddenly turns it around in their 40s or 50s.
you literally can, many people end up not doing so simply because they just give up.

>>15501447
Millennial mindset

>Tenticult gets a free name drop
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

>>15501540
He's a whore

>>15501540
>free

>>15501571
No supa when she said his name.

>>15501447
hey, i love kronii as much as you do and i don't think she'd like for you to continue on in this self-destructing lifestyle of yours. love yourself a little, gramps

>>15501447
What this guy said.

>>15501400
>>15501410
I spent my entire youth online then dropped out of society at 17 and haven't done anything since, at least registered on any books. MY life is over. I'm a homeless person/suicide in training. I'm just sucking the last bit of pitiful cope juice I can out of this. My life was over 13 years ago let alone 13 years after the fact. I'd have to become a successful vtuber overnight to save my pitiful life. Whatever it was kind of nice hanging out on 4chan for 15 years even though I got so heated and hateful over so many of those newfags...

>>15501540
Are you just gonna get angry everytime she name drops someone...

>>15495053
I cannot believe how slow she is.

>>15501614
If it isn't my name, it's like Kronii is cucking me live...

>>15501614
Yes

>>15501612
not your blog, this is Kronii general.

>>15501612
okay, this anon is just a retard

She's crying...

>>15501612
Have you ever considered the fact that you want to be a massive pussy is the reason you are? You are absolutely pathetic, and maybe you deserve the spot you're in.