/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

wah!

>>15416417
Hey, I didn't say the game sucked, just that I suck at it.

>>15416891
perfectly flat just as they should be

>>15417238
How about long?

Reminder for those who missed it:
Holiday aggie is up. Lonely during the holidays? Join us!
https://aggie.io/phllwnh4dw
This is a special aggie that will last the entire week. If the canvas is full by friday I'll make a new one, otherwise this one will continue. In either case, the chat will be open from now until Tuesday January 4th at 9:05am server time.

>Why the aggie?
The main purpose of the aggie is usually to create fun /nasfaq/ and hololive related OC, but if you're lonely during the holidays, come over and chat!
>But I'm terrible at drawing
So am I! Doesn't matter, what you draw will be full of SOVL, and we love sovl! Worst case, just hang around and talk!
>But I want to stay anonymous!
You get an anonymous name by default. Don't change it, don't say anything even, if you don't want to.

>>15419001
but I hate you!

>>15416417
What happens if two people pon at the same time?

>>15420435
The both win and the feeder has to pay them both. Same with three pons

>>15420723
he said pon you retard

>>15417007

>>15421758
>rushia towa
>towa nasfaq
>coin towa
>towa thing
Towa banana...

mahjong taxes

you guys got me too look at mahjong soul
its all chinese
its ALL chinese even in the english server, and theyre like mahjong smurfs or something dunking me for 25k score rons. This is not the safe adept vs adept atmosphere i thought i could learn in
these guys are bastards

>>15425604
the english and chinese servers are linked, gooks get their own

>>15425604
>It's all Chinese
Did you expect the Chinese variant of the Chinese game by the Chinese developer under the Chinese publisher to be anything but Chinese?

>>15426716
no, my main problem is the sandbagging
this fucker had a max soulbound one that looked like calli and played the fucking music when he riichid
why are you still in adept tier go club seals in another division

I fucking hate Tatsunocucks

>>15426923
The Chinese have ridiculously low self-esteem and a culture that promotes getting ahead at the complete disregard of others. Why do you think they swarm whenever they have their fee-fees hurt by somebody mentioning a country's name?

>>15426923
just because they whale doesn't mean they're good

>>15427092
Coco purposely showed her Youtube analytics to piss China off. She intentionally did that to stir some shit up. She got what she deserved.

WELCOME -- TO HOUR NINETEEN
HOUR NINETEEN...
THE... NINETEENTH HOUR
IT'S NOT THE SEVENTEENTH HOUR
IT'S NOT THE... NINTH HOUR
IT'S HOUR NINETEEN
ONE... NINE...
A VERY... SPECIAL HOUR
IN THAT, HOUR NINETEEN, IS THE NINETEENTH HOUR, NOT... ANY OTHER HOUR
VERY FEW HOURS CAN CLAIM TO BE THE NINETEENTH HOUR
THIS HOUR... IS ONE OF THOSE HOURS
AND AS WE SIT HERE, ENJOYING THIS HOUR, THE NINETEENTH HOUR, LET'S SPARE A MOMENT, TO THINK OF THOSE HOURS THAT AREN'T QUITE THE NINETEENTH HOUR
HOUR EIGHTEEN... AND HOUR TWENTY

WELCOME TO THE NINETEENTH HOUR!

>>15428414
>19:00:02

>>15428414
>19:00:02
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU
THIS HOUR IS NOT QUITE THE NINETEENTH YOUR

>>15428414
shit

The last match is under way, thanks everyone for making time and playing in todays matches. Big thanks to mikofag for streaming and commentating the matches and others who joined in. Also to priestess for managing the back half of the matches. I'll have a schedule update for you guys 10 hours ish from now.

>>15428850
thanks for hosting,
and thanks to mikofag for letting me (and others) commentate with him it was a blast

Hello!
I come with a useless report for you!

Here are the holders of ranks 20, 50, and 100 and those in their vicinity!

We are halfway to divvies! If you have a lot of liquid left, you may want to consider investing now!

Remember to have fun in the tournament!

>>15428850
It's been a lot of fun, thank you so much for all of this

>>15428850
Thanks for running it, I'm super tired but it was a lot of fun.
Thanks to Mikofag for streaming and for being patient with us mahjong shitters.

>>15429006
i took my win, i am content.

>>15428850
also forgot to mention that tomorrow is a day off, finals will be on the Dec 30, but I will be in the aggie tomorrow as well

Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.
Data taken at Cycle #59.

Here's the R.I.C.H. report for today:
>Total Shares in circulation amount to 8,908,694, a 1.39% increase from yesterday's volume
>Average shares per coin is 143,689. There are 25 coins above this average.
>Calliope currently has the highest volume, at 614,103 shares, or 6.89% of market volume.
>Pochimaru currently has the lowest volume, at 22,912 shares, or 0.26% of market volume.

Top 5 Volume Increases (of 54):
>Laplus :: +6.2%
>Iroha :: +5.9%
>Pochimaru :: +5%
>Lui & Chloe :: +4.7% THEY ARE
>Mel :: +4.4%

Top 5 Volume Decreases (of 8):
>Koyori :: -4.7%
>IRyS :: -2.2%
>Kanata & Coco :: -0.7% THEY ALSO ARE
>Marine & Iofi :: -0.4%
>Baelz :: -0.03%

1 coin (Ayamy) had a net 0% change in volume today.
14 coins other than those previously mentioned (Choco, Kiara, Roboco, Calliope, Mio, Ollie, Sora, Ui, Lamy, Miko, Amelia, Luna, Matsuri, AZKi) had a sub-1% change in volume today.


Here's the R.I.S.E. report for today:
>Starting Liquid is estimated at $129,650.66, which is a decrease of 4.92% from yesterday's estimate.
>Total Market Value for today is $144,111,062,275.20, which is a decrease of 6.10% from yesterday's Market Value.
>Average Value per Share is $16,176.45. A total of 14 coins are above this average.
>Calliope currently has the highest value, at $16,082,890,851.72 in total market value, or 11.16% of market value.
>Nana currently has the lowest value, at $140,422,694.75 in total market value, or 0.10% of market value.

Top 5 Value Gains (of 30):
>Haato :: +52.2%
>Kanata :: +26.7%
>Moona :: +19.6%
>Laplus :: +18.7%
>Polka :: +18.5%

Top 5 Value Losses (of 32):
>Subaru :: -35.9%
>Iroha :: -33.3%
>Chloe :: -28.2%
>Gura :: -24.7%
>Amelia :: -22.9%

25 coins had a sub-5% change in value today.


Here's the F.R.E.E. report for today:
>Today's Superchats totaled to $118,188,878, which is a decrease of 12.51% from yesterday's Superchats.
>The Broker made $155,704,694.83 today, an increase of 0.53% from yesterday's salary.

Top 10 Superchat Increases (of 23):
>Choco :: +8.9%
>Fauna :: +6.2%
>Lui :: +5.7%
>Ayamy :: +4%
>Watame :: +3.4%
>Nachoneko :: +3%
>IRyS :: +2.7%
>Ina'nis :: +2.4%
>Coco :: +2.2%
>Haato :: +1.8%

39 coins did not receive any Superchats today.


Here's the M.O.V.E. Report for today:
>1 coin (Ui) adjusted green, but are still trending upwards.
>2 coins (IRyS, Marine) adjusted red, but are still trending downwards.
>8 coins (Fubuki, Laplus, Polka, Calliope, Flare, Risu, Choco, Sora) adjusted red, but are now above their pre-adjustment value.
>50 coins are on projected trend lines and have not intersected with their pre-adjustment values.

Top 5 Most Volatile Coins (per Hour Average):
>Hololive :: $257.56 Up
>Iroha :: $249.94 Up
>Gura :: $249.22 Up
>Chloe :: $208.78 Up
>Lui :: $183.10 Up

Top 5 Least Volatile Coins (per Hour Average):
>Ui :: $1.12 Up
>Shion :: $3.71 Up
>Risu :: $4.70 Up
>AZKi :: $4.73 Up
>Choco :: $5.31 Up

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to shitpost responsibly, FUD accurately, and stay informed.

>>15429758
>Forgot Image
BBB you absolute shitter.

>>15429758
I guess KanaCoco image was too lewd and had to be removed...

>>15429870
bog love...

"Yakuman is basically Jihad."
~Mikofag, 2021

>>15430041
this goes in the collection

>>15429758
>[Deleted]

Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.
Data taken at Cycle #59.
Previous post taken down for nudity. Please do not smack me jannies.

Here's the R.I.C.H. report for today:
>Total Shares in circulation amount to 8,908,694, a 1.39% increase from yesterday's volume
>Average shares per coin is 143,689. There are 25 coins above this average.
>Calliope currently has the highest volume, at 614,103 shares, or 6.89% of market volume.
>Pochimaru currently has the lowest volume, at 22,912 shares, or 0.26% of market volume.

Top 5 Volume Increases (of 54):
>Laplus :: +6.2%
>Iroha :: +5.9%
>Pochimaru :: +5%
>Lui & Chloe :: +4.7% THEY ARE
>Mel :: +4.4%

Top 5 Volume Decreases (of 8):
>Koyori :: -4.7%
>IRyS :: -2.2%
>Kanata & Coco :: -0.7% THEY ALSO ARE
>Marine & Iofi :: -0.4%
>Baelz :: -0.03%

1 coin (Ayamy) had a net 0% change in volume today.
14 coins other than those previously mentioned (Choco, Kiara, Roboco, Calliope, Mio, Ollie, Sora, Ui, Lamy, Miko, Amelia, Luna, Matsuri, AZKi) had a sub-1% change in volume today.


Here's the R.I.S.E. report for today:
>Starting Liquid is estimated at $129,650.66, which is a decrease of 4.92% from yesterday's estimate.
>Total Market Value for today is $144,111,062,275.20, which is a decrease of 6.10% from yesterday's Market Value.
>Average Value per Share is $16,176.45. A total of 14 coins are above this average.
>Calliope currently has the highest value, at $16,082,890,851.72 in total market value, or 11.16% of market value.
>Nana currently has the lowest value, at $140,422,694.75 in total market value, or 0.10% of market value.

Top 5 Value Gains (of 30):
>Haato :: +52.2%
>Kanata :: +26.7%
>Moona :: +19.6%
>Laplus :: +18.7%
>Polka :: +18.5%

Top 5 Value Losses (of 32):
>Subaru :: -35.9%
>Iroha :: -33.3%
>Chloe :: -28.2%
>Gura :: -24.7%
>Amelia :: -22.9%

25 coins had a sub-5% change in value today.


Here's the F.R.E.E. report for today:
>Today's Superchats totaled to $118,188,878, which is a decrease of 12.51% from yesterday's Superchats.
>The Broker made $155,704,694.83 today, an increase of 0.53% from yesterday's salary.

Top 10 Superchat Increases (of 23):
>Choco :: +8.9%
>Fauna :: +6.2%
>Lui :: +5.7%
>Ayamy :: +4%
>Watame :: +3.4%
>Nachoneko :: +3%
>IRyS :: +2.7%
>Ina'nis :: +2.4%
>Coco :: +2.2%
>Haato :: +1.8%

39 coins did not receive any Superchats today.


Here's the M.O.V.E. Report for today:
>1 coin (Ui) adjusted green, but are still trending upwards.
>2 coins (IRyS, Marine) adjusted red, but are still trending downwards.
>8 coins (Fubuki, Laplus, Polka, Calliope, Flare, Risu, Choco, Sora) adjusted red, but are now above their pre-adjustment value.
>50 coins are on projected trend lines and have not intersected with their pre-adjustment values.

Top 5 Most Volatile Coins (per Hour Average):
>Hololive :: $257.56 Up
>Iroha :: $249.94 Up
>Gura :: $249.22 Up
>Chloe :: $208.78 Up
>Lui :: $183.10 Up

Top 5 Least Volatile Coins (per Hour Average):
>Ui :: $1.12 Up
>Shion :: $3.71 Up
>Risu :: $4.70 Up
>AZKi :: $4.73 Up
>Choco :: $5.31 Up

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to shitpost responsibly, FUD accurately, and stay informed.

GRICHKA BOGDANOFF HAS DIED AGED 72
F
John Madden too but it’s not relevant to this thread

>>15428414
>19:00:02

>>15430442
>spoiler

>>15430442
We talked about this earlier, but I'm surprised nobody brought up that the market went deep red on a day that one of the Bogdanoff twins died.
That seems fairly relevant.

>>15430596
MY EARS

>>15430626
One last dump...

azki is graduating

>>15431321
Good

>>15431321
>Important Announcement today after 12:00 JST
AZKi Dev...don't look...

>>15431321
Her graduation will break Sora

Not like this mikobro...

Make sure you all sleep well tonight, nothing good happens from being tired, you can take an example from mikofag right now if you need guidance.

>dev makes nasfaq
>2 chuubas graduated
really makes you think. Im beginning to suspect ms Zhonk. She might be behind of a conspiracy we aren't aware of

>>15434912
I think I had enough conspiracies with the zaibatsufags, was nasfaq just a huge cover up all this time?

*BANG BANG BANG* WAKE UP MIKOFAG *BANG BANG BANG* WAKE UP MIKOFAG *BANG BANG BANG* WAKE UP MIKOFAG *BANG BANG BANG* WAKE UP MIKOFAG *BANG BANG BANG* WAKE UP MIKOFAG *BANG BANG BANG* WAKE UP MIKOFAG *BANG BANG BANG* WAKE UP MIKOFAG *BANG BANG BANG* WAKE UP MIKOFAG *BANG BANG BANG* WAKE UP MIKOFAG *BANG BANG BANG* WAKE UP MIKOFAG *BANG BANG BANG* WAKE UP MIKOFAG *BANG BANG BANG* WAKE UP MIKOFAG *BANG BANG BANG* WAKE UP MIKOFAG *BANG BANG BANG* WAKE UP MIKOFAG *BANG BANG BANG* WAKE UP MIKOFAG *BANG BANG BANG* WAKE UP MIKOFAG *BANG BANG BANG* WAKE UP MIKOFAG *BANG BANG BANG* WAKE UP MIKOFAG *BANG BANG BANG* WAKE UP MIKOFAG *BANG BANG BANG* WAKE UP MIKOFAG *BANG BANG BANG* WAKE UP MIKOFAG *BANG BANG BANG* WAKE UP MIKOFAG *BANG BANG BANG* WAKE UP MIKOFAG *BANG BANG BANG* WAKE UP MIKOFAG

>Mikofag fell asleep again
many such cases

>>15435284
START THE MUSIC

do you live in the cum zone?

ITS OFFICIAL AZKI IS ACTUALLY GRADUATING

>>15439806
>israel
https://twitter.com/AZKi_VDiVA/status/1098935036143792131

Stream dead, did mikofag wake up?

>>15443214
Yeah, he left the call

https://www.twitch.tv/nasfaqg
What the fuck is this you faggots?

>>15446965
wtf is this?

is this our guys?

>>15446965
who are these faggots, stream doesn't even have to do with nasfaq

is this the new meta? nasfaq hot tubs streams?

oh god. it's over. show hot tub

>>15447109
Yes
I recognize some of the voices on stream.

are >we really having a nasfaqstarsEN before Cover's?

>>15448581
nasfaqlive when

Hi-
We will never add homostars.

Honk hat doko?

>>15448926
Homostars soon. One of us is lying.

>>15449468
mogu...

>>15449468
mogu...

>>15449497
honk...

all me

236 Days.
Here's to another year with you faggots.

>>15451968
pachi pachi

>>15451968
Omedetou BBB~

>>15451968
OMEDETOUU

>>15451968
Homiedatou

>>15451968
OMEDETOUUUUUUUU

>joins the twitch stream
>autistic clicking
>autistic screeching
>autistic groaning
>mongolian throat singing
a...are all of you like this?

>>15453143

>>15453372
https://streamable.com/5itluc

>>15453372

dead thread, dead game

>>15453925
we were on page 1, stupid mac poster

>>15454067
dead board, fubuki nakadashi

>>15454110
fubuki nakadashi doko

>>15453925
game died because you didn't bully discord clique's hard enough

>>15454138
she'll announce her pregnancy on her new year's stream, she's been doing pokemon streams because they're relatively lax for her.

>>15454274
thanks for leaking tsuguanon i hope oga and fubuki are happy

>>15451968
chart appreciation

>>15454888

>People still unironically play this game
Can you even imagine

>>15455052
>Game
>Play
Do you mean sheet simulator?

>>15454298
Just wait till they announce the Hololive Family branch simultaneously. They're planning to hire old hags and graduated vtubers as well as their children, and create content for cunnyseurs and haglovers alike. But that:s not all.
On Valentines', Haato will announce her own NTR Alternative story including her fellow genmates (without their prior approval). The resulting backlash leads in some of her genmates' fans to storm her house and lynch her in the infamous "2/26 incident", the start of the Final Yab for Hololive. While the resulting press coverage and infamy results in increased numbers for the holos for a short while, the sheer severity of the incident will lead to members leaving the group (including all members of Gen1). It will also lead to the influence of Hololive Family (known colloquially as HoloFam at that point) to grow, as more and more of the original members leave. The most significant thing to happen here, is the increase in importance of a HoloFam Gen1 member, Hanamiya Tsukimi (her past life being Pinky Pop Hepburn, a kouhai of Kaguya Luna). As Hololive starts leaning towards pandering heavily to fetishists (as according to Yagoo, "The filthiest tend to spend the most. / 特殊な方を需要層に設定することで、最大の利益を得ることができます。" - Leaked interview with private investors in Cover Corp, 3/14/2022), the company's viewers, and talents will be forced off of YouTube, because of repeated ToS violations, and near-constant demonetization. This leads to Yagoo being replaced by Eijiro Kaida (開田栄次郎), who also serves as the head of FANZA, a popular Japanese adult media site. This investor coup leads to the resignation of all Hololive members as of 12/31/2021, excluding Nakiri Ayame (Who has since joined Hololive Family, after going public with her relationship with her boyfreind). Kaida then announces ther merging of Hololive with FANZA's Virtual Live Chat, a streaming service for virtual personalities to whore themselves to paying viewers. Hanamiya Tsukimi quickly gains the top viewership spot on the website, but internal leaks expose that her views were being faked by Kaida himself, as the two were discovered to have been in a relationship prior to the firing of Yagoo. The subsequent social outrage leads to the public resignation of Kaida, as well as the disbandment of Hololive in its entirety, along with the Virtual Live Chat website. This will be known by future infohistorians as the "Final Yab".

>>15455079

>>15455079
Didn't read, kys.

Secretly having Mio give birth to my child!

Please post some more Holo pregnancy art.

>>15455277
ganbare anon

>>15455079
the greatest of lore

>>15455277
abayo!

>>15455447
No

>>15455447

>>15455569

>>15455277
abayo

>>15455762
Thank you, been looking for that image

>I'm playing with pregnancy chads
Based

>>15420435
Absolutely not possible because it would need 5 tiles of a kind (2 player A, 2 player B and 1 discarded).

Pon and Kan (like OP image also can't happen at the same time). Only reason I entered this thread really.

>>15456071
pregnant lolis are so fucking hot, pregnant gura fanart does things to me

nasfaqg tournament update, finals schedule is out: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1SqhHBgiXOzVpmgCoyhvvFAr1vqEpiGMPv6iypMzlu4I/edit?usp=sharing
reply if any of the times don't work for you

>>15456083
Indeed. The only calls that can conflict is Chi and Pon, in which case Pon takes precedence.

>>15456071
You know it, the more pregnancy art the better.

>>15456294
That cape will catch fire after the first shot

/preg/ - pregnancy general

the absolute taste of nasfaq is based

Is /nasfaq/ becoming /hlg/ 2.0?

>>15456417

>>15456551
slowly but surely, we will overtake vt

>>15455277
>>15455654
>[Deleted]

>>15456417

What the hell are you guy doing on stream?

>>15456757
don't question it.

Fuck you, pregnant art is based af

>>15456757
joe's acting like a seanigger and I find it kind of cute

>>15456836
Joe sounds like a SEANigger

>>15456417

>>15456890
either that, or british raj

>>15456920
He should do some femboy asmr.

>>15457014
josei's too busy in the rape correction room.

>>15457014
>i will not do femboy asmr.
at least he doesn't deny being a femboy

nenep is raping his fucking controller

this autism is kinda entertaining, vtuber debut when?

nasfaq vtuber who just rolls honks jew gacha when?

>>15457320
when will honk add nasfaqchuubacoin?

how do I stop myself from forming a parasocial relationship with joe?

>>15457555
just donate $100

>>15457555
You can't

cooking stream?

>>15457628
someone needs to write a goslingpost of josei as their wife

>>15457680
ask the writefags

>joe loves cocks

Is this "The gang is grooming Joe" stream?

Risu hat doko?

Or is this joe grooms the stream?

>>15457796
Get on the call russki, go and groom joe

to groom or not to groom. that is the question

nenepro....

nenepro....

nenebro...

nenebro...

nenep...

nenepro...

neneapnea...

nappybro...

nenepro...

nepnep....

>WU
>Check that GF made a schedule for me year
>ASMR today
Man, it's really nice she got a little time to make an schedule. Hope I can get her comiket stuff.

ne...ne...pro...

>>15460540
*New year
Fuck, I'm still asleep...

>>15460562
don't worry you're not the only one currently asleep

>>15451968
endless respect to you sir

>>15451968
congratz!!

>>15451968
congrats!

HE LIVES!

ohh I need to take a shit

HE IS AWAKE

HE RISES

NENEPRO HE WOKE UP

I AWAKEN

ohhhh i gotta shit

ohhh I gotta take a shit

ohhhh i gotta shit on nenepro

A-CHAN?!?!?

>-23%
fuck, at least I can buy the dips

Pagi!

No questions today; I am just going to buy hololive.

>>15462054
correct

>>15462054
smart move

x4 holo stupid or nah?

>>15462164
yeah
you should 5x

dips...

>>15462194
damn. people indeed are buying x5

I kinda want to rape joe

>>15462425
me too

>>15462425
me three

>>15462425
I'm first in line to rape correct josei

nasfaq ojiisan wont be able to correct josei behavior. too old

>>15462627
I WAS the first, you cannot beat me

holy shit is Sana ever going to stream again?

Like a glint from the blue, here's a quick Morning Review.

Top 3 Upwards Adjustments (of 13)
>Rushia :: $4,448.68
>Pekora :: $2,999.77
>Luna :: $2,406.98

Top 3 Downwards Adjustments (of 48)
>Hololive :: -$15,067.46
>Marine :: -$9,840.12
>Calliope :: -$9,534.40

Overall Average Adjustment is -$1,268.51
Average Upward Adjustment is $1,098.48
Average Downward Adjustment is -$1,909.57

If you need me to tell you what the best deal of the day is, uninstall NASFAQ immediately. Otherwise, don't get baited, pick up some of the other good deals, and see you in 10 hours.

>>15462683
she's not streaming? maybe another pet died

>>15462655
It doesn't matter what you've done for I will be the first no matter what

>>15457796
is triangle on it too, he talks like hes nervously trying to hide the fact theres a vibrating dildo in his ass at all times and thats hot as fuck

This thread do be kinda cringe lately, fr fr. Zoomers need to go the fuck back, no stack.

>>15462748
holy fuck

>>15462748
Nice

>>15462748
holy shit

>>15462768
ong fr fr no cap

>>15462748
lmao

>>15462748
my sides

>>15462748
oh nyo... someone found out

>>15462748
Jesus Christ

This thread do be kinda full of a bunch of fucking faggots.

>>15462908
hey, at least we aren't sending dickpics.

>>15462964
>we

>>15463103
(You)

>>15462964
well but you should

>>15463141
very sexual tsugu

>>15463361

>[deleted]

so, what's (You)r plan to overtake cypher?

It was a terrible decision to spend all my liquid before wednesday...

>>15464459
Simple. We kill the Padman.

>>15462683
If I can remember, she said something about house renovations, so that's must be why she's not streaming. Either that, or visiting her family for the holidays.

>>15464506
you absolute clown man, how did you spend 200m that fast

Is this /nasfag/ again?

>>15465150
I bought 100-200 of everything and had polka on 5x this whole time

>>15465261
kinda based

>>15461919

LIVE

dead

>>15468282
who?
is it not miko streaming this time

>>15469288
nasfaq

Ok, what kind of items can I put up for auction and get good money?

>>15469936
amehat

>>15469974
Run out of those, already.

>>15470068
Check whatever hat I'm missing or not on the oshiboard for and I'll pay minimum $1m for it.
t. Tampa
GH444

LIVE AGAIN

Very late to the point where I shouldn't even say it Good morning, I am buying Towa 5x.

You fuckers are still on that stream? God damn.

>>15472081
Good morning, I'm doing the same.

>>15472736
Her price is still inflated from daily 100k views from the Suisei Towa cover, but if you wish to still buy, I guess you can. Don't advise the 5x on Twap at all though, just do it for Holo and get way more value.

>>15472822
I know that, but I'll have to buy her anyway, if I wanna accomplish my goal before the New Year. At least I am getting Holo coins, too.

>>15473029
Well if you're trying for a personal goal, I guess that's fine, hope you achieve it in time. Good luck!

>>15473177
Thanks~!

A network

>>15464100
how many of these did I fucking make...

>>15475749
hey help a brother out and sell me a sora hat

>>15475713
Thanks as always for doing these market networks

>>15475832
picrel

>>15475960
thank you, if you want something from me just tell me

>>15476026
I can't remember what I ended up with 0 or 1 of after Christmas hats. Probably Botan or Gura.

>>15476154
Too bad because I have neither

>>15476215

>>15462748

>>15476525

>>15462748
You didn't have to make this post.

>>15462748

Add Pomucoin.

WELCOME -- TO HOUR NINETEEN
HOUR NINETEEN...
THE... NINETEENTH HOUR
IT'S NOT THE SEVENTEENTH HOUR
IT'S NOT THE... NINTH HOUR
IT'S HOUR NINETEEN
ONE... NINE...
A VERY... SPECIAL HOUR
IN THAT, HOUR NINETEEN, IS THE NINETEENTH HOUR, NOT... ANY OTHER HOUR
VERY FEW HOURS CAN CLAIM TO BE THE NINETEENTH HOUR
THIS HOUR... IS ONE OF THOSE HOURS
AND AS WE SIT HERE, ENJOYING THIS HOUR, THE NINETEENTH HOUR, LET'S SPARE A MOMENT, TO THINK OF THOSE HOURS THAT AREN'T QUITE THE NINETEENTH HOUR
HOUR EIGHTEEN... AND HOUR TWENTY

WELCOME TO THE NINETEENTH HOUR!

>>15484034
>no image
>19:00:01

>>15484034
>19:00:01

>>15484034
>01:00:01
>image...

>>15484094
>>15484244
You can get your image there don't be greedy
>>15428414

>>15475713
>Sora Only
>Sky Finance
It's like the usual Soratomos quit and these two, who have been inactive for a long time, take their place.

we're running ffa money matches in the mahjong tournament lobby, everyone is free to join, even if you didnt sign up for the tourney

>>15485272
forgot to mention that it's free entry, 1m to the winner, taken from the prize pool

>>15485937
conveniently becomes a money match after I clean house

Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.
Data collected at Cycle #60, except the MOVE data, which was collected at Cycle #69 to be up-to-date.

Here's the R.I.C.H. report for today:
>Total Shares in circulation amount to 9,015,179, a 1.2% increase from yesterday's volume
>Average shares per coin is 145,406. There are 25 coins above this average.
>Calliope currently has the highest volume, at 621,531 shares, or 6.89% of market volume.
>Pochimaru currently has the lowest volume, at 22,916 shares, or 0.25% of market volume.

Top 5 Volume Increases (of 48):
>Iroha :: +7.4%
>Hololive :: +5.2%
>Ayame :: +4.5%
>Lui :: +4%
>Sana :: +3.8%

Top 5 Volume Decreases (of 14):
>Nachoneko :: -2.5%
>Luna :: -2.1%
>Kanata :: -1.8%
>Coco :: -1.7%
>Nana :: -1.5%

2 coins (Pochimaru, IRyS) had a net 0% change in volume today.
23 other coins had a sub-1% change in volume today.


Here's the R.I.S.E. report for today:
>Starting Liquid is estimated at $124,354.66, which is a decrease of 4.08% from yesterday's estimate.
>Total Market Value for today is $137,979,703,638.14, which is a decrease of 4.25% from yesterday's Market Value.
>Average Value per Share is $15,305.27. A total of 16 coins are above this average.
>Pekora currently has the highest value, at $12,295,333,861.44 in total market value, or 8.91% of market value.
>Pochimaru currently has the lowest value, at $145,545,474.16 in total market value, or 0.11% of market value.

Top 5 Value Gains (of 30):
>Rushia :: +29.2%
>Pekora :: +19.2%
>Iroha :: +18.8%
>Luna :: +18.6%
>Chloe :: +12.1%

Top 5 Value Losses (of 32):
>Haato :: -31.6%
>Hololive :: -30.4%
>Marine :: -27.2%
>Calliope :: -26.2%
>Ayame :: -24.9%

25 coins had a sub-5% change in value today.


Here's the F.R.E.E. report for today:
>Today's Superchats totaled to $98,467,464, which is a decrease of 16.69% from yesterday's Superchats.
>The Broker made $215,828,440.09 today, an increase of 38.6% from yesterday's salary.

Top 10 Superchat Increases (of 20):
>Hololive :: +55.8%
>Mio :: +4.2%
>Choco :: +4.1%
>Pekora :: +3.4%
>Subaru :: +2.8%
>IRyS & Ayamy :: +2.6%
>Miko :: +2.1%
>Flare :: +1.8%
>Haato :: +1.7%
>Calliope & Ina'nis :: +1.1%

42 coins did not receive any Superchats today.


Here's the M.O.V.E. Report for today:
>1 coin (Laplus) adjusted green, but is still trending upwards.
>4 coins (Kanata, Matsuri, Pochimaru, Choco) adjusted red, but are still trending downwards.
>8 coins (Iroha, Gura, Lui, Chloe, Subaru, Botan, Korone, Suisei) adjusted red, but are now above their pre-adjustment value.
>1 coin (Mio) adjusted green, but is now below their pre-adjustment value.
>47 coins are on projected trend lines and have not intersected with their pre-adjustment values.

Top 5 Most Volatile Coins (per Hour Average):
>Hololive :: $499.59 Up Gee, I wonder how that happened
>Calliope :: $201.59 Up
>Marine :: $146.68 Up
>Ayame :: $125.99 Up
>Haato :: $121.95 Up

Top 5 Least Volatile Coins (per Hour Average):
>Iofi :: $1.08 Up
>Choco :: $1.15 Down
>Pochimaru :: $2.01 Down
>Matsuri :: $3.40 Down
>Nabi :: $4.62 Up

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to stay informed, shitpost responsibly, and FUD accurately.

>>15489714
why big luna

>>15489825
Because it's what I picked, I'm the one running this show, and if you don't like it you can send me more Luna art and/or run your own daily market report featuring an image of an involved chuuba.

>>15490108

>>15490108
i like luna, i was just wondering why super big luna as i didn't pin you as the kinda guy into that

>>15490108
Damn man, chill out.

>>15490349
>>15490345
I just don't have much Luna art, is all. She never shows up in any of my feeds and I rarely have a reason to go hunting for art of her.

>>15484034
>19:00:01

>>15490675
I'll tell you a reason, the baby actually gets hella good art because Lunaitos are built different

>>15490675
case in point #2

Luna is the worst holo.
Stop posting her.

never seen a bigger faggot on this thread

>>15492401
Have you looked at >>15492401

Dead game

>>15495757
what did she actually show on her phone

>>15496827
what do you mean? this isn't editted

>>15496877
based news-chan then

>>15492372
>popularized r*ddit culture
>caused massive influx of EOPs into the fanbase
>thought she could get away of saying Taiwan because of her numbers
>the one responsible for turning Haato into a attentionwhore
>cut Fubuki’s salary in half due to being denied of sponsorship
>left hololive after causing everyone around her so much pain
>whore herself for money under the guise of “creative freedom”
>shaved her pussy on stream
>showed her bare ass on stream
>collab with Vshojo and Nux
>will appear in Trash Taste Podcast
Luna is nowhere close to being the worst Holo

The last "real" change to market was done in 2021-09-17, when multicoin was released and a tweak to the dividend formula was made.
You might argue that auctions also can influence the game (zaibatsutards kys) but it does not directly affect the market.
It's been 3 months and about 2 weeks without any real update to the game, I know some of you might like your hats and collectibles but this is absurd.
I don't doubt that Honk and the devchamas are busy with life but for fuck sakes at least give us an update that you are working on something or at least that you have a few shit planned.
I don't want to be a doomposter, but after the 4th month mark hits it's going to get pretty demoralizing.
Please for the love of god let a new years miracle happen...

>>15500286
They already told us they're working on shit for after the New Year.

>>15475713
>nenepro buying 178 of his shitcoin
is this suicide?

Night
Remember to make your plans for new year. If your oshi streams a countdown, go and celebrate with her (that's most of the cases with JP and ID. EN will have a karaoke relay and not sure how many of them will do the countdown after it).

>>15503348
It's called being BASED and being on that OSHICOIN SIGMA GRINDSET
stay based nenep

>>15492372

>>15500286
nice try, last divvies change was 3 weeks ago

>>15492372
>>15497412
>>15500286

https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1476445784862498816
Permanent holo en audition page now exists! Now we can have random gens randomly released!

>>15506819
At least give me a couple of days to buy them before debut cover, you fucking jews

>>15504563
I checked again, jim and konnui and roboco are doing this too
if this is a grindset it is a stupid grindset

Hello!
Another week has passed and it is once again time to review the top 100!

This post and my next three (3) replies to it will be comparisons between last week's and today's top 100. As usual, last week's rankings are on the left, and today's on the right side of the image.

First, the ranks 1 to 25!

>>15509688
Second, the ranks 26 to 50!

>>15509581
you might also want to consider that it's thursday already...

>>15509688
Third, the ranks 51 to 75!

>>15509688
And last, the ranks 76 to 100!

I congratulate all those who have risen in the rankings and wish you all a profitable next week and a happy new year!

>>15509824
man 4 times today ive gone back to the autotrader and its turned off by itself
that sweet sweet hololive x5 dip, i only got 240 it
what a waste
what an exhorbitant waste

need financial support

can someone lend me 5m? I'll return with 10% interest on divvie day

t. アイラニウム

>>15511771
Put up a listing

>>15511813
Poi on auction

>>15484378
But that's 01:00:02...

>>15509581
i just couldnt resist the cutest high spec robo, gomen

Instead of jerking each other off in the discord call make bread already

>>15511917
what?

>>15513117
Yeah sure. I'll bake a quick bread.

Roacoins when?

NEW BREAD
>>15513557
>>15513557
>>15513557
MIGRATE WHEN READY

Abayo thread

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