[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers


View post   

File: 542 KB, 849x470, beatani.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
15484732 No.15484732 [Reply] [Original]

Does your Oshi review sex toys?

>> No.15484780

>>15484732
Remember when Beatani wasn't a whore desperate for attention? Those were the days......

>> No.15485061

I don't get her appeal, but I applaud her as the only chuuba that successfully groomed vt

>> No.15486428

zamn did she really shove all that up her ass?
B-B-B-B-BASED

>> No.15486470

>>15484780
She was literally always a whore desperate for attention.

>> No.15486570

>>15486470
>literally

>> No.15486644

>>15486570
Yes. A whore in the literal sense of the word. Selling herself sexually for money. That's what she's been doing when she tells her viewers to bust a nut on command.

>> No.15486689

The last time I saw my ex I was grabbing the last of my stuff out of our apartment and she had a dildo about that size just lying around. Who even needs that much dick

>> No.15486690

>>15486644
until she meets a fan irl to have sex, she isn't a whore in my books

>> No.15487686

>>15484732
the actual real context of that is way funnier than """sex toy review"""

>> No.15487848

>>15486690
koopa......

>> No.15487942

>>15486689
She bought that and left it out where you would find it specifically to emasculate you.

>> No.15488734

>>15486689
speaking as a femanon, anything over 7" is insanely painful to try to insert. most girls don't even know the size of the men they're fucking. i have friends who will brag about their 11" boyfriends and i just laugh, because there is no way they could take a dick that big without extreme amounts of stretching and practice.

let the porn stars take the bbc. anything close to 7" starts to scare the fuck out of me. instant turnoff.

shame about betani though, i remember when she first started out and she came here personally to shill for her channel. now she's little better then a camwhore.

>> No.15488941

>>15487942
I know man, I couldn't believe how pathetic that was. I don't exactly have anything to be ashamed of down there but I'm not packing a Pringles can.

>>15488734
I know, I couldn't believe it. She got with another woman she met on Tinder a week after I dumped her so at first glance I assumed it was a double-ended one but nope, it had balls and a suction cup.

>> No.15489083

>>15488734
One of her schizo fans bought that and sent it to her for Christmas and tried to do it under another fan’s name (please understand, there’s a discord) to frame him and make her mad at the other fan but fucked up and left his name attached and was publicly exposed. Hence why I don’t watch her streams or participate in her fanbase but just observe her fans like they are animals at the zoo.

>> No.15489242

>women given rights
>now they can't be satisfied without horse cocks
sad, many such cases!

>> No.15489273

>>15488734
>shame about betani though, i remember when she first started out and she came here personally to shill for her channel. now she's little better then a camwhore.
beatani hasnt changed at all besides getting comfortable streaming and getting better at english

>> No.15490315

>>15488734
I heard many people say that there's such a thing as too big and it makes me feel better about my 6 inchers but I can't help but lack confidence

>> No.15490344

>>15488734
it's for anal
there's a pretty strict limit to the length you can comfortably fit in a vagina depending on body size
but the rectum can accommodate a whole lot more, especially with practice

>> No.15491340

>>15486689
it needs extra length for them to grip with their hand

>> No.15491734
File: 146 KB, 455x646, wp-content-6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
15491734

>>15484732
I know where this is going

>> No.15491762

>>15491734
who?

>> No.15491860

>>15486690
>until she meets a fan irl to have sex
anon...

>> No.15492201

>>15491340
That would be like the zweihander of dildos for her. I'm sure this is TMI but she could only take 5/6 of me

>> No.15492875
File: 117 KB, 712x589, Deepweb.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
15492875

>>15491762
Deep Web Underground. She reviewed sex toys before and even sold her hair as onaholes. She has an official, canon JAV

>> No.15492902

>>15492875
but that doesn't answer my question

>> No.15493023

>>15492902
Look at the attached image retard it literally has everything you need

>> No.15493104

>>15493023
it doesn't tell me why should I care about some random JAV actress

>> No.15493105

>>15490315
Eh, if you have 6'' you can tell a girl you have 7'' and she'll completely buy it

>> No.15493145

>>15492875
so she did jav?

>> No.15493167

>>15492875
>sold her hair as onaholes
wtf

>> No.15493320
File: 60 KB, 540x539, 6258-deep-web-underground-virtual-youtuber-onahole-1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
15493320

>>15493167
she also has a boob one with fuckable nipples

>> No.15493872

>>15493145
She didn't, that one is an actress cosplaying as her. But she did the voice acting.

>> No.15494028

I don't believe for a second a random Japanese girl can take that toy

>> No.15494055
File: 1.27 MB, 1440x1920, 1549911020760.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
15494055

>There are this many people that aren't aware of DWU or her newcomers VTuber group
You guys are missing out

>> No.15494554

>>15493105
I don't think there is ever a reason to tell tell a chick how big you are. You get to the point when you get to whip it out then they get to know about it.

>> No.15495029

>>15494554
Below 6 inches keep it to yourself, moment of truth let the disappointment come. Above 6 inches don't brag too much but feel free to say something. Above 7.5 inches? Brag as much as you like and I'll stay seething.

>> No.15495447
File: 666 KB, 220x247, 1638339477842.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
15495447

>>15488734
>speaking as a femanon

>> No.15496124

What is this chuubas appeal?

>> No.15496158

Beatani said she would not review them. Stop trying to distort her words Bea-anti

>> No.15498031

>>15496158
Why is she looking at them?

>> No.15498076

>>15484732
My oshi doesn't know what sex is

t. SSRB

>> No.15498988

>>15498031
Because she wasn't going to unpackage the IRL ones that she was sent.

>> No.15499026

>>15498031
She was pissed that somebody sent them instead of stuff on her actual amazon wishlist. The first 10 mins of the stream was just her swearing.

>> No.15499366

https://streamable.com/0l4tbj

>> No.15499440

>>15496124
kids trying to pretend they're "mature"

>> No.15499958 [DELETED] 

>>15498076
>Alpha hag
>Doesn’t know what sex is
Anon…

>> No.15500669

>>15499366
>no?

>> No.15501199

>>15484732
When did this happen? Link?

>> No.15501294

>>15501199
It's on her twitch

>> No.15501940

>>15501294
??? Why she on twitch? And really? No one clippedit?

>> No.15501987

>>15501940
She didn't want to risk a youtube strike I guess. You can still watch it here https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1247126542

>> No.15503762

beatani's gaping hole

>> No.15504025

What was the turning point of Bea?
t. guy who hasn't watched anything after the punishment time stream.

>> No.15504426
File: 103 KB, 496x1618, 1640578859678.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
15504426

>>15504025
I don't know but another yab happened recently.
Several of her Discord groomers have confirmed that pic related is true.

>> No.15504462

My oshi still has some dignity left thank god

>> No.15504516

>>15491762
>>15493104
not JAV
She's an adult media chuuba
Did collabs with ero gachas like Kamihime Project

>> No.15504604
File: 119 KB, 720x404, rdr2camp.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
15504604

Just send Bea to /meat/ and turn her into stew

>> No.15504642

>>15504604
The only true way to treat Bea.
Does she still claim to love guro?

>> No.15504664

>>15504426
nice bait

>> No.15504830

>>15504426
real dads knew about this ages ago

>> No.15504914

>>15504830
How did they take it? I stopped following her a long time ago.
Did AR kill himself?

>> No.15505001

>>15499366
>>15484732
She ordered one for real, I don't watch her but I can now honestly say i'm proud of her for some reason, maybe the Dads feel this way too

>> No.15505648

>>15504642
Her dads are sadly too vanilla to draw guro

>> No.15508352

>>15494554
They get told bullshit sizes all the time so they end up not being able to estimate the real size when confronted. Apparently. I’m not a burger so

>> No.15509838

>>15484732

>2views trying to stay relevant by turning progressively more degenerate

Uh-huh. Godspeed.

>> No.15510340

>>15488734
uhh london?

>> No.15510580

>>15484732
No but I wish she did.

>> No.15510616

>>15486690
oh no no no...

>> No.15510698

>>15488734
ywnbaw

>> No.15511657

>>15504426
>you can get gf
>she will love you
dyrbi? I hope she's right

>> No.15511766
File: 78 KB, 1000x563, intro-1596067346.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
15511766

>>15486690
Give it a couple of days. I can fix that.

>> No.15511876

>>15484732
If Vshojo want her, would she accept the deal?

>> No.15512107

>>15488734
>femanon
I choose to believe you because I'm a dicklet.

>> No.15512828

>>15486644
>He is too autistic to understand jokes
I'm feeling bad for you

>> No.15513739

>>15504426
I want to cry :'(

>> No.15515513

>>15504426
Other dads think this is fake. Please dads don't do this to yourselves.

>> No.15515816

>>15492875
Bea follows her on Twitter

>> No.15518472

is she going to use it?

>> No.15518648

>>15487848
Ironic post

>> No.15518728

>>15489083
That's fucking hilarious.

>> No.15519169

>>15509838
>>2views trying to stay relevant by turning progressively more degenerate
>Uh-huh. Godspeed.
Yeah. Whenever an upcoming chuuba decides to advertise herself on /vt/, I immediately assume they're innocent little girls who are internetting for the first time in their lives and haven't ever had sex, too.

We're a blue board, after all.

>> No.15519748

>>15508352
there's that and the fact that women are on average really really shit at estimating measurements

>> No.15519821

>>15512107
Sounds like a girl desu.
My GF used to always be in pain when we fucked, and its not like she wasn't aroused she'd get wet as a firehose. But even if she was wet and it'd slide in easily, she'd always be clawing at my back and gasping in pain, and I'm only 8 inches.

>> No.15519895

>>15519821
>I'm only 45% bigger than average

>> No.15519959

>>15519895
The average dick is 7 inches anon. Being 1 inch above average is barely considered large.

>> No.15520009

>>15519959
cite literally one study that shows a 7" average

>> No.15520085

I can't believe the seiso bear with both a furry and abuse fetish would do something like this? What's next encouraging her views to jerk off daily?

>> No.15520159

>>15520009
Bro, the average dick size is measured using measurements taken during penis inspection day which is usually middle school, dicks grow an extra 2-3 inches from then.

>> No.15520343

>>15519748
This is extremely true and why it's so dumb that clueless incels spend so much time coping about height and dick size. Women suck at special reasoning and it's for that same reason that most can't read maps, have problems with cardinal directions and generally perform more poorly in maths and driving, for example.
>dicklet manlet cope
I'm in the 99th percentile of heights and 98th percentile of dick size. No, I will not have sex.

>> No.15521538

>>15520159
You had penis inspection days? What the hell

>> No.15521957

>>15488734
>speaking as a femanon
Cool story, where are the tits though?

>> No.15523625

bear dildos

>> No.15527314

cucks

>> No.15527594

>>15484732
imagine being proud that your oshi is a whore

>> No.15528249

>>15527594
she isn't your mom though

>> No.15528320
File: 224 KB, 1765x1000, melxmas.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
15528320

>>15484732
Review them? Of course.
She's been sponsored by their makers.

>> No.15528322

>>15521538
not that anon but yes, we did
I am not joking

>> No.15529448

>>15484780
fpbp

>> No.15530223

>>15528322
jesus fucking christ

>> No.15530348

>>15520159
t. penis expert

>> No.15530352

>>15489083
What the fuck

>> No.15530361

>>15530223
its perfectly normal, you go in and have a nurse check your testicles and foreskin so there arent any problems
it might not be a thing in the """united""" absolute state of amerimutts because of their mutilated cocks and deep anti procreating brainwashing by their master race

>> No.15530491

>>15530361
anonchama i'm not an ameritard, i thought penis inspection day was just a meme, i was wrong, were the nurses cute?

>> No.15530541

>>15485061
Yet she still has less than 7k subs. Is /vt/ really that small of a market?

>> No.15531207

>>15530541
Turns out calling people retarded and having your viewers edge for a week leading to a masturbation stream isn't the best career strategy

>> No.15531227

>>15531207
https://files.catbox.moe/rm6x61.webm

>> No.15531572

>>15530541
Why do you think /here/ chuubas have 100 people in chat and never grow for shit?
Having KEK and BASED spammed in your chat destroys any hope of growth

>> No.15531642

>>15530541
Yeah, take a closer look at the IP counts in the threads here

>> No.15532001

>>15530491
cant really remember her face but she had platinum blonde hair and no boobs

>> No.15532130

>>15530541
Yeah that's why every en vtuber company has a general on the board.

>>15531572
>literally never been to twitch
>has opinion on streamer growth

>> No.15532210

>>15488734
don't care but you know the rules

>> No.15537105

>>15495029
Being right on that 7.5 inch line, I've been rejected from blowjobs before, specifically because it was too big for her. Trust me, the grass seems greener on the other side. It's not.

>> No.15540292

>>15532001
mine too
she wrote everything down in a google spreadsheet

>> No.15540479
File: 260 KB, 381x381, Bae.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
15540479

>>15484732
well good thing she is not a lesbian and likes dicks

>> No.15542818

>>15537105
>rejected from blowjobs
anon, i dont know how to tell you this, but no girl is going to refuse to blow you just because your dick is too big
what will happen instead is she'll give her best effort even if she can only fit the head in her mouth
truth is, those chicks just flat out didnt want to suck your dick

>> No.15543433

>>15542818
She tried twice on two different nights, both ended with a handjob and her having a sore jaw. We didn't try a third time.

>> No.15547055

>>15488734
Can we have sex?…

>> No.15547818

>>15495029
What if I’m a grower and she’s sees my 2 inch soft dick?

>> No.15552666

>>15547818
get hard asap

>> No.15552792

>>15547818
Don't listen to Satan. Be comfortable with your grower; nobody worth your time really gives a shit

>> No.15559389

>>15530541
I'm convinced there's less than 100 people in /vt/ just repeating the same threads and replies over and over again

>> No.15559662

>>15559389
Anon…..almost all her 7k subs are from /here/

>> No.15560500

>>15559662
Most are from reddit

>> No.15561262

>>15531207
You better stop talking like that, or I'm going to have to assume you're a woke cunt posing as a 4channer.

>> No.15561557

>>15531572
>>15559389
I hate niggers like this. If you have such low confidence in here then why don't you just up and leave to leddit? You seem to think that they're more right on the money.

>> No.15567548

>>15559389
literally all me and my 100 smart fridges

>> No.15570258

based

>> No.15571699

>>15561557
Yeah bro, why would throwing around niggers like its going out of style stunt their growth?

>> No.15576739

>>15484732
My oshi isn't a whore

>> No.15578560
File: 95 KB, 748x821, giga.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
15578560

>>15520343
>No, I will not have sex.

>> No.15579942

>>15488734
tits or ywnbaw

>> No.15580709

>>15571699
Why would it? Normal, well-adjusted people understand that it's just a word. It's the hysterical retards that go on about it having history etc etc.

>> No.15581092

>>15488734
Kill yourself whore. Non-virgins aren't allowed here.

>> No.15581531

>>15581092
Virgins are a minority even on this board. You have to be a special kind of a retard not to get laid. I'm a normal looking guy but I'm an anxious mess on meds for years, and even I had at least a dozen girlfriends. I know a guy that lives near me that literally looks like...if garbage juice was a person, and he also had a gf. No excuses unless you're a criple or a nigger.

>> No.15581662

oh boy here we go

>> No.15581678

>>15581531
Shut up mutt

>> No.15581850

>>15581531
Headmate gfs-chama...

>> No.15582018

>>15581531
What am I doing wrong?

>> No.15582025

>>15520343
>coping about height
How about you go out into the real world and test your theories now? You have a lot waiting for you.

>> No.15582217

>>15581531
What am I doing wrong? Do I not have enough social connections? Do I need to reach out for people, what the hell Am I doing wrong? Come on is it my social connections is it really hard to get a gf please I just keep humiliating myself for not getting one why am I like this I have no excuses for being alone yet here I am I need to get out more you need to get out more I'm afraid of failure.

>> No.15582304

>>15582217
You were never meant to have one in the first place, duh. You probably weren't supposed to survive to puberty either, so it's just natural selection culling you later. Don't worry, you're in the same boat with 80% of male population of the world.

>> No.15582382

>>15530361
I'm not American either, the only time I had my junk inspected was when I looked into joining the army

>> No.15582393

>>15488734
>calls others whores
>I'm a girl btw

>> No.15582437

>>15488734
Kwappi?

>> No.15582438

>>15582304
Fuck you, fuck you,
I will not be culled, I will not be filtered. I will not be subhuman, fuck you, I will not be miserable for the rest of my life

>> No.15582543

>>15582438
You were filtered before you were even born, relax. If girls don't find you attractive in your raw form, no amount of effort and humiliation will change that aspect. You're simply not in those lucky 20%.
So, instead of wasting time and/or sulking, work on doing well for yourself. Then broads will suddenly appear as if by some magic, but you'll be prepared with your understanding of AF/BB dynamics. Oh, you should work on that too.
Thank me later.

>> No.15582577

>>15484732
No but my Oshi is waiting in my closet.

>> No.15582628

>>15582437
she'd know about stretching

>> No.15583237

>>15582543
Anon, I'm trying to improve myself, but I feel like I'm not doing something to get a gf. I think I can make it, but I don't know where to start

>> No.15583331

>>15583237
I told you: start by making money, doofus! Optionally work out in a meaningful way, like doing main lifts on a consistent schedule and maybe some HIIT. That's all.

>> No.15583435

>>15583237
Dont listen to that faggot. Sitting idly and waiting for "broads" to appear will get you nowhere. Do you have friends? Most of my hookups that turned into relationships were through mutual friends and some through my ex gf that had a bunch of girl friends. I ended up dating one of them and then met some more girls through her, etc. Never used tinder, never will. Even if it meant not getting laid for the next 5 years.

>> No.15583478

>>15583435
Where did I tell him to "sit idly", bitch?

>> No.15583557

>>15583478
*rapes you*

>> No.15583590

>>15583478
"work on yourself and broads will suddenly appear as if by some magic". yeah, that shit doesnt work. nothing worse than a passive guy that just waits for some magic.

>> No.15583623

>>15583557
*plays UNO card and rapes (you)*
>>15583590
So you don't know how to read even.

>> No.15585176

>>15581531
>>>/out/
I'm a virgin because I have no interest in 3D women and I even rejected a few women who tried to seduce me. Normalfags like you don't belong on this site.

>> No.15585354

>>15585176
>Normalfags like you don't belong on this site.

Is that all it takes to be "normal"? Getting laid? Fuck off nigger you dont know my life.

>> No.15585395

>>15585354
Once upon a time, it was this way. Nowadays norm is having no sex life whatsoever.

You are not welcome here either way.

>> No.15585709

>>15484732
No, my Oshi is seiso and probably a catholic

>> No.15585736

>>15585395
Too bad I'm staying and you can go fuck yourself by gatekeeping silly shit like vtubers on 4chan. This aint 2005 anymore faggot.

>> No.15585900

>>15585736
You'll get ridiculed and excluded from any conversation anyway, your normie seeps through constantly.

>> No.15585983

>>15585736
Kill yourself faggot
>>15585900
>normie
you too

>> No.15586098

>>15585983
You go first. And post proofs.

>> No.15586214

>purity spiral

>> No.15586570

>>15490315
size doesnt matter much, g spot is just a few inch away in the vaginal opening not to mention clitoris where its easily accessible with your tongue and finger

what matters most is YOURS erection strength and endurance, just dont ejaculate quickly and you are fine

>> No.15587024

>>15484732
>>15576739
OP absolutely destroyed.

>> No.15589644

>>15520343
based

>>
Name
E-mail
Subject
Comment
Action