/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>1545036
ogey

>>1545036
rrat

Hello, Kiara. Welcome. Do you like the island? My oshi had an island. Nothing to boast of. You could walk around it in an hour, but still it was, it was a paradise for us. One summer, we went for a visit and discovered the place had been infested with rrats. They'd come on a fishing boat and gorged themselves on ogey. So how do you get rrats off an island? Hmm? My oshi showed me. We buried an oil drum and hinged the lid. Then we wired ogey to the lid as bait and the rrats would come for the ogey, and they would fall into the drum. And after a month, you have trapped all the rrats, but what do you do then? Throw the drum into the ocean? Burn it? No. You just leave it and they begin to get hungry. And one by one, they start eating each other, until there are only two left. The two survivors. And then what? Do you kill them? No. You take them and release them into the trees, but now they don't eat ogey anymore. Now, they only eat rrat. You have changed their nature. The two survivors. This is what she made us.

Gura being autistic is just part of the act. She takes black dick on the regular from Jay while laughing at simps.

Why? Why don't you remember her? Why can't you accept that she's your Mori? You're either incredibly dense or just plain heartless. Maybe both. You may have given up on your Mori but your Mori is still out there alone reaping for you. We weep for your Mori. You...You BASTARD!!!
https://youtu.be/gqvZJMcIxHA

Kiara antis and KFP have legit United under false pretenses. The antis think kiara will get banned for good, KFP think they will take over the board. No matter who wins, the rest of us lose.

Kiara poisoned our water supply, burned our crops and delivered a plague unto our houses!

>>1545835
does this actually work?

>>1546087
*Gasps* She did?

>>1545036
cute rat

>>1545036

>>1550868
No, but are we just gonna wait around until she does?

>>1545036

You cannot stop the Watamelon, for it has already awakened.

>>1545036

>>1545036
Watamelons would prefer peace... But if you force a battle, you will not win.

>>1554022
>Submissive rrat posture, meek facial expression
>Dominant, upright watamelon stance, doesn't even bother to make eye contact with the ogey
The battle was won before it even began.

The rrats never had a chance

>>1551011
>>1551062
>>1551595
>>1552500
>>1552516
>>1552522
>>1553145
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>>1556088
ogey

MEDS NOW!

Hololive EN is actively participating in a viral marketing campaign with Yum Brands to promote KFC.

The parent company of KFC, Yum Brands, is no stranger to really weird marketing campaigns involving new trends. Not to mention that they have been really aggressive with their advertising stunts in 2020.
>KFC romance movie on lifetime
https://www.adweek.com/convergent-tv/heres-the-full-kfc-lifetime-movie-with-mario-lopez-as-sexy-colonel-sanders/
>KFC console
https://landing.coolermaster.com/kfconsole/

Also not to mention that ANOTHER rising youtube star, Jake Paul, did the exact same gimmick as Kiara. Jake Paul had his own "parody" of KFC where it was Ohio fried chicken instead of Kentucky.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uuCExYQHtK0

What are the chances of BOTH Jake Paul and Kiara having the exact same unfunny gimmick? Why KFC??? Why not any other, more popular fast food restaurant?

The reason is that KFC is pulling the strings behind the scenes. If you think about it, this would probably be both cheaper and more effective than traditional advertising. The worst part about it is that you people enjoy this and find it funny....

>>1558596
yabee

>>1545835
Or you could just kill the two rats and have no rats to deal with. That monologue was stupid.

>>1558770
dumbass you keep the two cannibal rats in case other rats get on to the island

>>1558770
fool, there will always be more rrats hiding out of sight on the island, and even more that could arrive by accident.
by changing their nature, you have set the rrat colony on a path to extinction.

>>1558852

>>1550558
They need water.
However it can be done with bugs. It's part of the preparation of an ancient Japanese curse/spell.