/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>15422626
Kek

>>15422626
she's a porker, she needs big furniture

kek

>>15422626
This shit just makes me want to fuck her.

She needs a king size to fit her many giant ripples of fat flowing off her body like water off the side of a tall mountain.

>>15422626
She's saying her bed is big enough for two people. Do you get it yet?

>>15423023
Anon please, you can’t make me this horny this early in the day.

>>15422626
Man I love porka, I will marry this chonky honky lovely girl.

>>15423720
Why boner. Why.

she was trying to offend you, and it worked. Maybe if you had a bed big enough for two you wouldn't be so mad

>>15422626
It just means she found a girlfriend and is smug about it.

>>15425400
She actually found a boyfriend (me).

>>15425449
Actually it was me in a Polka wig the whole time. You've been having sex with a man, hahaha! Pretty gay, bro!

>>15425556
You too have been deceived, it was not actually me you were having sex with while pretending to be Polka, it was another man in a wig the whole time! Meanwhile, me and Polka eloped and have been living in a small cottage outside Ontario for the past few months.

>>15422626
It's Queen size.

>>15422626
Sleeping in a queen sized bed with my wife, Polka!

>>15422626
Fatfuck

>>15422626
I love Polka's english

>>15427519
I always wondered about this image, is it supposed to be a fat Polka or is she just wearing baggy clothes?

>>15429685
can remember the tweet but the artist said it was motherly polka. he does draw architect stuff though

>>15423012
I dont like fat girls but I would pound PolPol without a second thought

>>15423023
And I'm sitting underneath that flowing fat like a monk mediating under a waterfall.

>>15422626
lol destroyed

She may be fat and ugly, but goddamn her personality is great. I could eventually fall for a girl like that.

>>15429871
Why do you think "fat" means "motherly"?

>>15422626
>OKAY
It's ooki

>>15427519
The hell? This is actually incredibly hot.
Sporting that pudgy (but not too much) girl next door look perfectly.

>>15427576
>>15430779
>>15431216
Why are all these people doxxing Polka?

>>15427519
Fuck I just want to plow fat mommy Polka and throw her chubby ass in her old leotard bulging meat spilling out the sides and make her shake her ass like she's still an idol

>>15422626
Is polka the most genki girl in hololive?

I may have a small pecker but I’m lifting to be strong enough to OHP Porka and slam her on my dick like a personal onahole.

>>15431975
You're unworthy of fucking Polka, dicklet.

THREE HUNDRED KAY SUB VEE TUBER

POLMAO

>>15432041
This is why I’m just going to grab her and carry her home for セクシータイム

>>15431975
Based
Keep lifting and bettering yourself

Big girls require Big weapons.

Actually it's a King Single bed Polka.
Get it right

How do I cope with the pain of knowing I'll never get to snuggle up with Polka on the couch during a cold winter night?

>>15433320
You don't.

>>15433320
>>15433392
Brothers...

>>15433320
I will never understand how people can be attracted to this shit. But then I remember it's the internet, you fuckers just think you're hilarious and wouldn't actually do it.

>>15435255
You don't understand why people would have a fat fetish? Are you kidding, that's one of the most basic fetishes out there. There are a lot of fetishes that are way more confusing than that one. Mine is giant women.

>>15435255
Only joke here is your terminally shit taste
Have fun with those washing boards

>>15435255
I don’t think you understand how desperate I am. I’m not even an architect fag but Polka’s personality really elevates me to see past it. She’s cute. Plus you can always de-architect later.

>>15435255
I don't have a fat fetish. I have a Polka fetish.

>>15431318
Mombods

Polka is the best chuuba,xvdjt do not deny

>>15431318
He never said that. But now that you mention it, the connection between the two isn't so distant.

>>15431216
She might be fat but she's not ugly at all. Also her personality is toogood. It's what makes her really hot.

>>15437299
There's a reason they call it "Big Momma's House" after all.

>>15438163
Fat girls can be really cute. Obviously there are ugly fat girls out there but it's weird that people just assume all fat girls are ugly. And it's true that regardless of looks, a very attractive personality is way more important.

>POL FAT LMAO
that's right, i'd still fuck the hell out of her you low testosterone fuckers don't even know the pleasures of extra flesh on a woman, I better not catch you making fun of Polka again

>>15422626

You need to understand the context of this joke

Polka is from japan and live in tokyo, japanese people live in really small houses and apartments, and the situation is worse in tokyo where most people live in 1R apartments, which is just a small room with a even smaller bathroom and kitchen, even the people with a good income at best can afford an 1LDK apartment.

The point of this is that you don't have space in your apartment for anything big, so japanese people use futons, that they normally store in their closets or storage to save space during the day, people with money normally own their one single size bed, but people with a lot of money own a king size bed.

She is flexing her money, it's like saying that you own a sport car while the other guys drive a small city car

>>15438481
filed this post under "based" and "chubpilled"

>>15438453
And also she's just fat for japanese standards. To me she's chubby at most.

I can understand thinking a morbidly obese person might look ugly but she's just a chubby girl with a cute face, amazing personality, actually funny and entertaining plus the cute voice. She has way more to offer than what most people on this site deserve.

>>15425031
The dick wants what the dick wants, and oh boy does the dick want this clown’s fat pussy.

>>15435255
>He wouldn’t fuck Polka’s brains out
ngmi

how do I pork Poruka

>>15439602
>To me she's chubby at most
Americans fucking disgust me. Fantasize about whatever girl you want, but don't you dare pollute the meaning of "chubby" by calling her anything but a whale.

>>15422626

>I'm oenis is king size, OKAY? And your penis SINGLE! OH, YEAH!

Based dom FutaPolka

>>15443386
Lol cope you fucking virgin

>>15443627
tfw Polka will never stab you with her futa cock like she stabs her romantic rivals

And frankly I don't understand why people care so much. What relevance does it have to her as a streamer? I thought that was supposed to be what this board was about. Discussing streamers. Not personal bullshit.

>>15449437

The Polka/Lamy doujin was nice

>>15422626
In retrospect thats something she shouldnt have said, as you can take that as either she sleeping with someone everyday, or she is fat and can only sleep in a queen size bed.

>>15423023
God that sounds hot

>>15450527
It's >>15438957 It should be obvious by the fact that she immediately follows up by directly referencing room sizes.

>>15450527
>Only fat people and whores sleep in queen beds
What did he mean by this?

>>15451011
Yes, only whores sleep with someone everyday, it's not that would happen in a stable relationship or a marriage.

Clussy love

>>15435255
I would stick my dick in a poop covered anus

>>15435255
My dude if you're a faggot just say you're a faggot. There's no need to type out a whole paragraph hinting around the subject.

>>15422626
She's making fun of you for being a loveless and alone NEET

>>15435255
>and wouldn't actually do it.
I haven't dated a single girl under 200 pounds. Stay mad, faggot.

>>15443936
Only fat girls are into me so fuck you, they are embarrassing in real life.

>>15451432
Brother plenty of single people who aren’t fucking around have queen sized beds.

>>15456309
You haven't dated at all

>>15422626
I mean, she's not wrong. I live in a shitty studio with a shitty, fold out bed. If I wasn't a baka with zero marketable skills that probably wouldn't be the case.

>>15450390
need clown cock

>>15425556
That's so gay.
It'd be so gay if the both of us grew old together all love-dovey. So gay.

>>15427519
Jesas. Default Polka is already quite a tease, but this. This is perfection.

>>15435255
I'd rather a woman with a bloated belly and ass than scat, diapers, giantess shit, furries, vore rt cetera

>>15435255
I recently torrented a collection of erotic images of this woman with a similar body type. Honestly, I loved her body but her face was off putting to me. I don't even think she was ugly. After years of jerking it to cartoons I don't know if I can switch back to the real stuff. How do I unfuck myself

>>15466620
same
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/94426783

>>15456467
This is the most ridiculously embarrassing response you possibly could have made. I guess it really got to you if you're struggling this much.

She's the best
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGAwE_i0BQo

>>15450390
>>15472929
No, I just want to know the artist of this picture, the way the artist draws Lamy is really beautiful and the coloring style is very nice. Reading a pornographic doujin with this art style would be a great experience.

So does nobody here actually sleep in a big bed?
Wtf is wrong with you guys lmao
I sleep in a California King Temperpedic mattress and it's god tier.

>>15422626
Shows what she knows. I sleep on a couch.

>>15475992
Even a Cali King is too small for me, length-wise
My feet stick out so the edge of the bed touches my ankles
>tfw no king size bed for its length

>>15475992
>>15482995
I think my mattress is a twin. My legs are too long for it so I sleep in the Tiger Knee pose but I wouldn't want the bed to be any wider because the width of the bed is just right and doesn't take up that much space in my room.

>a queen sized bed would take up more than half my living space

>>15485715
I want to use a Polka that takes up more than half my living space as my bed...

>>15425672
>Ontario
That's even gayer

I wonder if I can bench press porka.

I am dangerously in love with Polka

>>15422626
I think I would prefer a smaller bed if I was sleeping with someone, more skinship
My 200x160cm feels so empty, I sleep on one side out of habit

>>15490144
I live in Nevada so I would prefer not to share a bed with anyone because it is fucking hot all but a couple months of the year.